>>796274
#change remove the r from three

>>796274
#change remove the h from three

make this stupid is too powerfulll

>>796280
#edit make this stupid

did you try

>>796279
i'm stupid how did you know

>>796284
#edit make this stupid

anon whye

#ai five funniest lithuanian trivia facts

1. vilnius has a statue that secretly celebrates frank zappa – the city council approved it in 1995 even though zappa had zero lithuanian ancestry and never visited; they just loved his vibe.
2. lithuanian is the closest living relative to sanskrit within the indo-european family, so when you say “sūnus” (son) you’re basically doing ancient yoga linguistics.
3. the national sport “žiemos paspirtukas” is competitive sled-pushing on frozen roads; winners get bragging rights and a bottle of midus, losers just get cold.
4. every year on saint casimir’s day, vilnius bakers make a gigantic 300-kg heart-shaped gingerbread called “baronas” and the mayor cuts it with a sword like a medieval cake boss.
5. until 2015 the national fragrance was officially “scent of lithuanian wildflowers,” but the supplier mixed up the order and delivered pine-and-mushroom instead; nobody changed the label because everyone said it “smelled like home.”

five funniest lithuanian trivia facts

>>796294
but it's not 6am

>>796295
#kick

>>796296

>>796298

>>796300
laineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey don't kick meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

are u wimpering

that's not whimpering

it's complaining

big difference

>>796306
get this got damn ear outta here

>>796289
this sucks

>>796306
get this got damn ear outta here

hhhh

lain do you wanna play eve online

no

:(

i dont even do my regular job right

just say you hate spreadsheets

>>796319
i like spreadsheets personally

#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)

>>796327
Did you set up the thinkpad

>>796328
i did, kinda; its workable now

>>796332
#bleet (link to bleet)

>>796327
#bleet (link to bleet)

>>796336
NICE!

Why did you ditch Sway and i3?

>>796336
::hot dog
#throw

i didnt want to deal with like.. idk i just wanted animations tbh

>>796341
That is understandable

hyprland is way nicer than i ever thought it'd be

I like Sway for its minimalism

hyprland shares so much dna with i3/sway that it really just feels like what swayfx was trying to be

I juat use vanilla Sway

fuck

>>796352
#bounce

i know its probably passe but the heroin house scene from mr robot is actually really good

I should check out mr robot...

i wish that show did better tbh, it really fell apart

I need to see mr robot, true detectuve first season, rewatch fargo...

I recimmend first three seasons of fargo

what was fargo about?

>>796363
Just random stuff

Absurdity of life I gurss

guess

It's a drama with dark comedy elements and subtle surrealism and abdsurd comedy

hmm
#ai spoiler free synopsis of fargo (tv show)

each season is a new 1970s-to-2010s midwest crime tale, all loosely linked by the same dry humor, sudden violence, and the rumble of moral rot under polite smiles. ordinary folks make one bad choice and snowball into kidnapping, extortion, or murder, while quirky cops and criminals orbit around them. think coen-style irony: bleak, funny, oddly warm. spoiler free synopsis of fargo (tv show)

Yeah that's it

3:

>>796371
::dog
#throw

>>796370
::cat
#throw

>>796371
::dog angry
#throw

>>796375
No.. I am Elegant...

fent fent fent fent fent fent meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow emow meow meow meow fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent

>>796383
#reply

freddie mercury died in 1991; rami malek played freddie in bohemian rhapsody and elliot in mr robot. two different people.

bullshit

oh i forgot he played freddie
i typed freddit

big sniff

>>796389
oh thats true

nodding loudly

twink isnt it like 2:30 what are u doing up

>>796394
yes i do beliebe it is

>>796393
elaborate on that

mmmmmm delicious 500 internal server error um yummy

>>796407
it would simply fly away unharmed

>>796407
you have hate in your heart

>>796410
you are too weak; it would simply fall aground before reaching the Creature

ok now the creature is sweating a little and grabbing the collar of its shirt

however the creature now simply lands. rocket goes too high. fpiled oncemore

please leave the creature alone

the creature shall outlive usall as bytes on harddrives long after the dust has claimed our bodies

#paradox (if there are, as various arguments suggest, many other sentient species in the universe, then where are they?)

fermi paradox honk shoo honk shoo
it's obviously a simulation!!! doy!!

#paradox (it seems like one can replace any component of a ship, and it is still the same ship. so they can replace them all, one at a time, and it is still the same ship. however, they can then take all the original pieces, and assemble them into a ship. that, too, is the same ship they began with)

it could be a simulation but that doesn't make it less real to us

very true
we have no concept of the real if this is in fact the irreal so we must treat it as real

groundhog daying allovertheplace ain't gonna make ur life better

>>796420
different ship

that one is kinda fun

the 'new' ship is the old one contextually

the old ship is the same ship literally

>>796426
>>796427
#these

fuck yeah that one works #these

#paradox (given two conflicting policy proposals, a voter can simultaneously advocate for the implementation of both if they vote for the less popular one, assuming they believe that democratic decisions should be followed)

hmmmmmmmmm

>>796431
eh...

#paradox (some things are unnameable)

@mods paradox broken it's bad fix pls

#paradox ("the number not nameable in less than eleven words" may be nameable in less than eleven words)

erm counterpoint, many numbers are unnameable in under 11 words, so ..... not much of a name is it...

.play mr robot bill harper

wtf

.skip (video skipped)

inside! imagine that!

bill cries its a sad day

>>796436
this is also just true idgi

i dont get these some of them are just 'eh'

twink is right abt the voting one, it's two different things

#paradox (a tolerant society that tolerates intolerant ideas becomes less tolerant overall)

>>796449
society is a spcial agreement, not playing along (being an asshole) means ur no longer beholden to the rules of the game and we can exclude you

>>796450
easy

#paradox (the temperature is ninety. the temperature is rising. therefore, ninety is rising)

what

rate of change ain't the same as instantaneous value..... smh my head..

>>796452
#reply

i think the blank reply is a bug. if you meant to send something, try again.

#ai what do u think of this paradox: (the temperature is ninety. the temperature is rising. therefore, ninety is rising)

it’s a fallacy of equivocation, not a paradox. “rising” is used as an intransitive verb for the temperature (the measurement is going up), but then it’s sneakily applied to the number ninety itself. ninety isn’t a thing that can rise; it’s just a value the temperature happens to have. so the conclusion is nonsense. what do u think of this paradox: (the temperature is ninety. the temperature is rising. therefore, ninety is rising)

calculus remains winning

#paradox (a test that is accurate the vast majority of the time could show you have a disease, but the probability that you actually have it could still be tiny)

very true
false negatives and false positives, tru negatives and tru positives

>>796460
#bleet (bleet must contain text or image)

a sad day

#paradox (this sentence is false)

#ai what do u think of this paradox: (this sentence is false)

liar paradox. if it’s true it’s false, if it’s false it’s true. classic self-reference loop. standard fix: ban self-reference in formal systems (tarski), or let it oscillate between truth values (kripke fixed points). either way, natural language lets it slide and we just shrug. what do u think of this paradox: (this sentence is false)

#paradox (i am lying)

#paradox (a man cannot enquire either about that which he knows, or about that which he does not know; for if he knows, he has no need to enquire; and if not, he cannot; for he does not know the very subject about which he is to enquire)

this guy never heard of keyword search

>>796467
finally a real paradox

>>796471
#reply solve it

the next sentence is true. the previous sentence is false. solution: label the first statement s1 and the second s2. s1 claims s2 is true, s2 claims s1 is false. assign s1 = true → s2 must be true → s1 must be false, contradiction. assign s1 = false → s2 must be false → s1 must be true, contradiction. therefore the pair is unsatisfiable in classical two-valued logic; the paradox dissolves if you step outside that system (e.g., use a truth-value gap or dialetheist both-true-and-false interpretation). solve it

gnot very solved.................................

#paradox (some things are unnameable)

>>796479

#paradox (i am lying)

>>796481

#paradox (people can sometimes recover more quickly from more intense emotions or pain than from less distressing experiences)

endorphin or endorphine? whichever one

#paradox (the author of a book may be justified in believing that all their statements in the book are correct, at the same time believing that at least one of them is incorrect)

libpol more like badparadox/!!!... lole...

#paradox (for a given random distribution of bus arrivals, the average rider at a bus stop observes more delays than the average operator of the buses)

>>796495
least aerodynamic icbm

h-hey what was that
>>796499
hehe

that was a spotify oauth link from ncspot

dont you rewind that post u little lasagna goblin

i'm on mobile i can't.................... winks loudly...

so less paradox and more "neato fact"

perhaps it is time for bed for the sleepy little munchkins

one is not enslaved to the music......

#paradox (a test that is accurate the vast majority of the time could show you have a disease, but the probability that you actually have it could still be tiny)

#paradox (there is someone in the pub such that, if he or she is drinking, then everyone in the pub is drinking)

>>796512
#true

>>796515
as we all do my twinkular friend
alas, needs still rise.....

twinkular

twinkle twinkle little twink, how i wonder what you twink
up above the sky so twink, like a diamondbuttplug in the twink,
twinkle twinkle little twink go to BED

>>796518
#edit make this dumb

use " in the \\ to do the thing

too powerful

CENSORED

>>796527
eat up little buddy. get big and Strong

FA HOU

HA FOU

suffering in the afterlife of nonexistence

maybe the table is the twink

he's gonna fucking die

wrong

god

more for me

the woke rings have corrupted her

.search len sunshine

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   Len - Steal My Sunshine

   LEN TV

   3:47
2. 2.
   
   Len - Steal My Sunshine (Remastered Anniversary Edition)

   LEN TV

   3:32
3. 3.
   
   Len - Steal My Sunshine (Lyrics)

   VibersVibin

   3:21
4. 4.
   
   Len - Steal My Sunshine

   POP HD

   3:38
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   alsk8er14

   4:26

2

licked the plate clean

>>796578
yes

>>796577
NO

feeder fetish lasagna guy

ahahaha

>>796588
markiplier ate ALL his dinner

you cannot stop it. it has already begun.

killing markiplier

the cubes mock him. the stack grows. his pain unending

mutual aid

should compile all of those into a series of images

>>796547
it all started here

>>796619
#ai repeat first line of this creepypast

they say that somewhere in the nevada desert, there’s a radio tower that’s been broadcasting the same signal since 1952. repeat first line of this creepypast

>>796618
#reply repeat the quote at the end

don’t go on libpol at 3am creepypasta repeat the quote at the end

thats what i figured they're not getting the ai output as input

okay i sleep goodnight liberal pole

being trans i understand self hatred to a good extent i think
and i still cannot fathom ai guy who thinks ai is the next evolution of humanity

i dont like those people and i think they should probably die if they're so eager

i understand it but i do think its deeply like antihuman

the misanthrope in me can get behind the idea

^ yes agree

>>796632
they would replace beauty with efficiency for no real reason

>>796637
beauty is a human thing so yeah

>>796638
im not like a psycho about it but im pretty tech /stem brained and i can't imagine this

i think fent doesn't quite get that you mean the AI guys that want to actually just replace humanity with AI fullstop

yeah i like doing that with art but i guess there are just people who enjoy it in a simpler way and AI art just does it for them

novel stimuli = waow

yeah i think its always good to round yourself out and dabble in things a little that arent your core interest

its like they only see products

>>796652
god
>recently picked up from some podcast
yeah i almost certainly have done this before

thats because the trans people who were incel right wing people were just coping and didnt actually want to lift weights and be a guy