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>>796892
is the grub breeding stuff soon after this
straw bury
i had gruel in a psych ward once it was shit
straw bury
may i have some orange sherbert that shit buss
>>796903
tablet romeo
spoonfeeds you
straw bury
yippeeeeee nonm nom nom nom nomno nom takes a bite out of ur hand oopsie haha nom nom nom nom nom nom
tablet romeo
jhksakjbavskjndvnkldvnkjnajkvkjndlkndlknvlvadjadljvnljnvzjknvznjldzv!jnvzenvenkvdkjnakjnvkvnxakn this keybpard is so ass
tablet romeo
good thing im a projevgt sekai plaher so i can taptaltaptPtaptaptzpt
straw bury
completely unrelated but how have i never listened to boris before ts so peak
tablet romeo
boris?
straw bury
.play boris farewell
straw bury
japanese doom metal / shoegaze / whatever band
tablet romeo
kewl
tablet romeo
>>796915
need aomeone to do fhis to me
straw bury
hi!
tablet romeo
cute girl bites fox boy ear.............................
straw bury
economy in shambles.............................
tablet romeo
sticks my paw into water and licks ir cuz i dont know how ro drink waterr
>>796922
straw bury
breaks into an audacious dance
>>796923
tablet romeo
>>796921
.play family guy youve got some moves
tablet romeo
i think it would be funny if i bought the miku voicebank and started a 1 man vocaloid grindcore project
straw bury
would go crazy
tablet romeo
ima make that girl scream ljkw she never did before NOT HORNY NONONONONO SHES 16
straw bury
talking about horifically mutilating her enemies in a COMPLETELY NON-EROTIC MANNER
tablet romeo
shes gonna kill len and sing(?) about it
straw bury
stomach stuffed with fiberglass and then forced to regurgitate and re-ingest but NOT IN A HORNY WAY THO
SadChan🍉🍉
henlo wormiesssssss
tablet romeo
haiiii
straw bury
sadchan sadchan sadchan sadchan
tablet romeo
sadchan should i start a hatsune miku grindcore projwct
SadChan🍉🍉
.play family guy I didnt like the godfather
straw bury
meow
straw bury
miku loves to pet the cat sometimes if theere is a cat then she will pet it
tablet romeo
onw day ill get a pic of miku and my cat together
tablet romeo
STRAW STRAW STTAW DID YOU SEE MY PLUSHJE AND HIS NEW CLOTHSE
straw bury
OH MY GOD NO SHOW ME PLS
tablet romeo
1 sec
straw bury
OH MY GOD CUTE
straw bury
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJKBCJHG SHGSJHCFkthbigjjlgikdfujijHAGjhgbgkjhf kjhmg,nb
tablet romeo
my son is so handsome
straw bury
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE LITTLE GLAASSESES
straw bury
noooooooo rokmeo dont be sad :(((((
straw bury
ur son is gorgoes romeo
>>796953
tablet romeo
whaf do ww ghink of mh vidwo editing wow i cant tyoe
straw bury
it was quite good methinks percjance....
tablet romeo
>>796949
tank u i love him very muvh
tablet romeo
i took him to therapy on thursday and uh hang on lemme find the picture
straw bury
they hate to see a thug recieving emotional support from his son
straw bury
hes so c utteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
tablet romeo
he has a verybig head ans a very fat ass
straw bury
yeah i saw
tablet romeo
>>796957
oh u can see my leg and shoe in there
straw bury
wait isnt rui the one that was singing that one rlly gay song
tablet romeo
yes
straw bury
hm.......................
tablet romeo
.play king rui alt cover
straw bury
oh yeah of course
straw bury
OH MY GOD
tablet romeo
MIKU GRINDCORE IS REAL
straw bury
its not popular yet tho. romeo u will be the one to get vocaloid grindcore played on a loop at target
tablet romeo
i wish
tablet romeo
ISNT THIS THE GAYEST SHIT YOUVE EVEF HEARD
straw bury
genuinely yes
straw bury
i live in seattle so i have seen drag queens parading in the streets and shit but this is genuinely the faggiest shit i have ever heard
tablet romeo
YEAAAAAAAAAH RUIKASA4LIFE
tablet romeo
peak
straw bury
the vocaloids actually sound rlly good lmfao
straw bury
*vocals*
straw bury
fuck my life my brain isnt working rn
tablet romeo
take more ruikasa
straw bury
thats not gonna make my brain work any better dawg
tablet romeo
but ruikasa.............,............... :(
straw bury
ruiksaa....................
tablet romeo
im hypnorizinf you into playing pjsk with me one day
straw bury
what eve is the game is it like an fps or an rpg or what
tablet romeo
.play project sekai bitter choco decoration hard fc
straw bury
OH that makes sense
straw bury
closest thing to a rythm game i have played is sekiro
tablet romeo
it gets much hardwr tham this trust
rosie
hi straw
straw bury
rosie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
straw bury
romeo is brainrotting me with his homosexual japanese cartoons dont worry im fine with it
rosie
hey stop that!!
rosie
ew gross!!! japanese cartoons
rosie
whats this one
tablet romeo
.play daijobu desuka ps
tablet romeo
IT NEW
tablet romeo
>>797000
ship of rui amd tsukasa from projwct sekai
rosie
fuckkkk wan ramen
rosie
want ramen so bad
tablet romeo
THAT WAS THE OLD FC SOUND???
straw bury
romeo gimme 2 chinese fag rags
straw bury
straw girl they call it yowies ova there
tablet romeo
akikasa maybe
tablet romeo
i,could not clear this btw im nott thst good lmfao
straw bury
this looks like crack for autistic people whereas i prefer heroin (rift wizard)
rosie
so true
rosie
id fuck a ramen rn
dawn
.play ocularnebula vulg
straw bury
omg dawn
dawn
omg straw girl
dawn
hi
straw bury
:3
rosie
.play fury road semetary
straw bury
terry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
terry
omg straw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
terry
hiiiiii
terry
i gotta go do the dishes
terry
just did :3
straw bury
i have been taking my meds so i dont yell at anyone
dawn
.play mesmerizing midnight
terry
:3
terry
.play swag messiah
dawn
.play circumnavigating the glob
straw bury
this track makes me so hapi
straw bury
also wandahoie ^w^
tablet romeo
see sgraw if ylu played proseka with me you could wonderhoywith evedyone all day
straw bury
hmmm u make an interesting point but i kind ahate having fun............
tablet romeo
YOU COUKD REAS RUIKASA STORJS
straw bury
>>797046
another fair point byt i am homophobic :(
tablet romeo
theres ruinene
tablet romeo
nene and rui werr chilshood friends that fot separated bht brought togefher again with tsukasas help
>>797052
straw bury
tell me more......................
straw bury
>>797050
hmmmm....... i will consider this.........
straw bury
okay romeo i will play project sekai with u but u have to play project zomboid with me
>>797056
tablet romeo
YAYYYYYYYY
straw bury
wait no it costs money nvm lol
tablet romeo
inhave some monehy
straw bury
i aint gonna make u spend money on my behalf, romeo
tablet romeo
waow ur so nice
straw bury
:3
tablet romeo
pjsk is a mobile game uhhhhhhhhh
straw bury
oh boy ok lemme figure out how to download ts
>>797065
tablet romeo
its called hatsune miku colorful stage om the playstdore
straw bury
romeo did u know that booger is a tiny little adorable kitty cat with a little cute pink ribbon in her hair
tablet romeo
kittyboog
straw bury
alright i need to find somewhere on my phones homescreen to hide the app. cannot let gang know i fw this
tablet romeo
front and centrer
straw bury
i say "gang" as if i have friends
tablet romeo
hi twinknon
tablet romeo
i finally convinced sf
anon
#say straw girl, sweetie, will you go gangster on this (redacted)
>>797080>>797082
straw bury
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ugh. hi, carl.......
::strawgirl
tablet romeo
i finally xonvinxwd atraw ro play pjsk aktb me
straw bury
>>797077
i will go gangster on this glock 19 if u dont get ur grubby little mitts off my backside
tablet romeo
#dsay hatsune miku colorful stage also known in japan as project sekai colorful stage
straw bury
there better not be anything evil on this EULA, romeo
>>797086
tablet romeo
fhere is not i read it all
anon
>>797084
YOU FOOL, THE EULA FORCES YOU TO MARRY ME HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOL
straw bury
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
straw bury
i guess if i *have* to.......
>>797091
tablet romeo
marry twinknon and you can.play pjsk!!! fair trade
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straw girl how tall are you
anon
>>797088
Wonderful, now remember dear, I expect dinner by 6 PM sharp every night
>>797095
tablet romeo
yet another person taller tban me here
straw bury
ok romeo im officially in the game
tablet romeo
did u download all sthe extra shit
straw bury
uhhh no just the app itself
straw bury
i have to donwload more shit???
tablet romeo
yea 3 gigs </3
anon
#say straw girl, pumpkin, this lasagna is delicious, but it has a bit of a kick
>>797104
tablet romeo
#dsay pjsk
anon
>>797104
#say So RUDE, that's no way to talk to your husband
straw bury
ok i think i kicked ass on the tutorial but i cant hear anything
tablet romeo
oh boy
tablet romeo
do you havs a bluetooth dsvice connected to youe ohone
straw bury
ill use my headphones i guess
tablet romeo
that gives it an audio delay but gl
tablet romeo
gl?
straw bury
there we go i can hear
>>797118
tablet romeo
::yippee
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>>797115
no you can't
straw bury
yes i CAN
straw bury
i just cant prove it yet............
tablet romeo
straw whem u get ur gems u should go gambling in the restaurant gacha
fujo
i dont know what would fix me anymore
>>797123
straw bury
im playing homo-erotic japanese cartoon games with romeo
tablet romeo
wawawawawawa
tablet romeo
i forces her to play pjsk
fujo
i just need someone in my life who knows what's good for me
fujo
i odnt want to think for myself anymore, its all so tiresome ;w;
>>797138
straw bury
same
tablet romeo
i love u fujo i care abt you
straw bury
i need someone to tell me exactly what to do and when to do it
tablet romeo
::pet kitty
straw bury
romeo im sorry i didnt pick the wonderhoy one i picked the sad emo one
tablet romeo
NIGHTCORD IS BASED
tablet romeo
i love n25
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can i
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can
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ca
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c
tablet romeo
throwa a can od soup at you
straw bury
catches it before it hits booger....... heh...... if ur go nna act so high and mighty, you might as well have the skill to back it up..........
tablet romeo
i might as well have rhe heifht to back it uo
tablet romeo
im 5'3
straw bury
booger is only 2 feet tall
straw bury
u can tell thats an ai generated booger because shes way too big in that one
tablet romeo
brb gotta dinner
straw bury
goobai romoe
straw bury
i will let u know how pjsk goes
fujo
#smartai are you smart... i want to meow at people.. talking is bad

Verisimilitude first: I possess no consciousness or cognitive architecture comparable to Homo sapiens sapiens. I am a stochastic language-model operating on statistical vectors, not on sentience. Therefore the epithet “smart” applies to me only in the limited, instrumental sense in which a finely crafted slide rule is “smart” at rapid calculation; the wisdom, volition, and recursive self-modeling associated with sapience are absent. As for the act of onomatopoeically emitting a feline “meow” in lieu of articulated speech: human language is a symbolic medium evolved, inter alia, for the precise transmission of propositional content, deontic commitments, and cooperative intentions. Replacing those symbols with pure phonetic mimicry erodes illocutionary force and communicative common ground—unless both sender and receiver possess previously negotiated a mutually intelligible code. Were you determined to do so anyway, pragmatics recommends the following: 1. Establish prosodic conventions (tone, duration, repetition) to encode specific denotations: e.g., one long mew for affirmation, two short mews for negation. 2. Negotiate a protocol for ambiguity resolution—hand signs or eye-contact cues. 3. Document the emergent mini-dialect to ensure mnemonic persistence whenever participantship expands. This retains some functional adequacy while still honoring your wish to bypass the “talking is bad” stricture. Caveat: most interlocutors will assume you to be performing sociocutaneous signaling—that is, seeking affiliation or playful interaction—rather than conveying propositional speech. Plan accordingly. are you smart... i want to meow at people.. talking is bad
anon
#write a copypasta about using libpol at 3am

3:01 a.m. $ gcc -o test test.c -lpol …/usr/bin/ld: cannot find -lpol you descend into the build folder. clang-tidy is screaming. coredumps everywhere. libpol’s docs have exactly one line: “use libpol.” no examples. no manpage. just vibes. you google. first result is a closed mailing list thread from 2009 titled “relicense under bsd?” last post: “nah.” cache miss. despair++ 3:17 a.m. you discover libpol requires pol-core 2.3 but ubuntu ships 2.1. you compile pol-core from source. it wants cmake 3.27. you have 3.16. you bootstrap cmake with cmake. it boots cmake. you are bootstrapped. congratulations, you are now cmake’s emotional support human. 3:38 a.m. first successful link. binary size: 87 kb. you run it. segfault at pol_init(). gdb shows it dies in pol_internal_do_thing() on line 69420. the source just says /* good luck */ 3:52 a.m. you set pol_debug=1. nothing. you set pol_debug=2. terminal sprouts colors you didn’t know existed. you suddenly understand the matrix. memory leaks arrange themselves into “send help.” 4:07 a.m. you finally realize libpol expects a config file in ~/.config/pol/polrc.toml which must contain the line enable_3am_mode = true. it is hardcoded. no flag. just this. you add it. program runs. prints: “pol_init: you’re still up?” you have ascended. the compiler salutes you. outside, birds are confused. you close the lid and swear on every pointer you’ll never touch libpol again. see you tomorrow night. a copypasta about using libpol at 3am
>>797167
0.4649% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>797166
#reply cum inside of this man

3:19 a.m. you brew install [email protected]. link fails anyway; pkg-config spits out -lpol-private. grep reveals it’s only built with cmake flag -DENABLE_UNHOLY=ON. you toggle it, invoking cabalistic incantations and a goat sacrifice (the goat is cmake). 3:34 a.m. compile finishes. executable runs. prints only segmentation fault (core dumped) gdb shows backtrace is one frame: pol_init. you open libpol.h and behold: #define pol_init() __pol_fast_death() you have become one with the segfault, truly pol-arized. cum inside of this man
fujo
wtf happened
anon
#write creepypasta using libpol at 3am

3:17am — the fans are wailing louder than usual. i was just trying to benchmark a new trie in libpol and noticed a new header file, “pol/private/toll.h”, never seen before. git blame says it was added in commit 0000000000000000 with message “(hidden)”. that’s the whole log. the header only defines one symbol: extern void pol_toll_gate(void* target, uint64_t cost); comment block above it reads: /* pay the toll or pay in other ways */ i decide to link against it and call pol_toll_gate(my_trie, 42). program compiles, runs, exits with code 0. nothing prints. but my process table shows a new child process with my tty as parent named “pol_toll”. pgrep -fl pol_toll returns nothing; top sees it, so i send sigkill — no effect. sigstop, sigcont… it swallows them. 4:05am — my terminal starts echoing back every command reversed. type “ls” get “sl”; type “exit” get “tixe”. i cat /proc/$$/fd/0 and it’s normal. only my shell affected. 4:22am — the system load spikes. htop shows 1.42e+09 load average. memory graph climbs vertical. the pol_toll process forks every second. i try to kill -9 -1 as root: i get “operation not permitted”. dmesg now full of: [ t0ll ] pay the toll [ t0ll ] pay the toll 4:43am — my nvme leds are solid white. df -h shows all mounts reporting negative free space. actual bytes are growing, not shrinking. files i touch today now contain only one line: “pay the toll: 42” repeated until they hit 16 exabytes. 4:59am — /etc/passwd overwritten with: paythetoll:x:0:0:pol_toll:/:/bin/toll login screen flickers, drops to cli. message: “you paid 42. balance: ∞” 5:00am — i pull the power cord. screen stays on. laptop battery reports -420%. fans keep spinning. keyboard lights pulse like breathing. at 5:12am exactly the machine powers off. on reboot, libpol is gone from /usr/lib. no trace in package db. but in /tmp there’s a file named “receipt.json”: { “paid”: “42”, “currency”: “souls”, “collector”: “pol_toll”, “status”: “collected” } i reinstall libpol from git main. no pol_toll.h. commit 0000000000000000 vanished. changelog shows last commit dated three days ago, not tonight. my shell works fine again. but every time i compile anything after 3am, ld warns: /usr/bin/ld: warning: cannot find -ltoll: file truncated i now schedule all builds before midnight. creepypasta using libpol at 3am
anon
>>797169
I think that "lib" is throwing it off and it's just assuming that libpol is a term for something and not this website
anon
getting some reading done
sæкі
nicuu
tablet romeo
im back
tablet romeo
dinner was lovely
sæкі
nicu
tablet romeo
>>797173
tanka u i absolutely love this guy
sæкі
patpat
sæкі
yeh I've watched him for a year or two
sæкі
lol
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
guys washing machine caprisun just dropped
sæкі
wow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Internet Historian made a new video
anon
He enjoys his lasagna (pizza)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Holy shit a new conspiracy just dropped
sæкі
lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hmmm is dog meat halal? I don't think I researched this yet
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play james bond classic intro
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm scared to post pictures here now because somewhere, there's always a possibility Twink is gonna come here and taint it with pizza
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And I don't need pizza all over my anime art
lain from computers
>>797214
wh'he'l'l'o'
sæкі
jello
lain from computers
language!!!!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hello all i played dungeons and dragon today it was fun
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
and then i madeout with cute boy yay
>>797228
sæкі
haiiii
sæкі
nicu and hehe
sæкі
wow lightning
lain from computers
thats what my dad did to my mom
lain from computers
yeah he was always lightning
lain from computers
congartualntslon
>>797231
sæкі
we had it strike again like across the street
lain from computers
>>797229
#edit even worse
lain from computers
like right across the street?
sæкі
sounded and felt like it
sæкі
we had it strike behind us the other week
lain from computers
trying to wrap it into some kind of minecraft joke but ive got nothing
sæкі
awe
sæкі
I was thinking of getting on, maybe play grim dawn n stuff n try to get other work done
lain from computers
hmm.. i guess it's time for me to see if i can run minecranch
>>797241
sæкі
figuring out what the dispensary has that has an ok price for helping my mom sleep
lain from computers
>>797241
#edit change this to be kind and understanding
>>797243
sæкі
or I mean what price vs THC:CBD amt is best
>>797248
lain from computers
>>797243
#edit make this thoughtful
booooooger
lain i have to peeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>797247
lain from computers
>>797244
does she only smoke / edibles?
sæкі
its only edibles
sæкі
my dad gets pissed if he smells weed and then assumes its me even though I don't smoke
lain from computers
you can get a lot of bad weed from the clearnet hemp sites
>>797252
lain from computers
and bake them
sæкі
yeh I'm trying to get like a specific higher percent CBD content
sæкі
and also weed prices have lowered a lot due to the market rush tapering off
lain from computers
>>797256
i think its been over a month since i even smoked / vaped / anything'd weed
sæкі
aw
sæкі
I probably hit my oil pen like 6 weeks or more ago
sæкі
I got nic again, they'd given us a low ohm vape that was stronger but barely lasted cus yk
sæкі
also why would you make a disposable low ohm one idk
>>797264
lain from computers
>>797263
to sell more , of course
sæкі
yeh
sæкі
I need to get a mod again, I shared how my high school friend I reconnected with - acquaintance more so - threw away the 40-50 USD one I'd gotten w my ex
smh
lain from computers
the sheer number of vapes ive had and lost and sold and thrown away
sæкі
awe
sæкі
yeh this was him trying to make me stop vaping
lain from computers
:|
sæкі
idk if I've ever lost one of those refillable ones but I've accidentally lost disposables
lain from computers
i miss when they were like copper tubes that exploded
sæкі
lel hehe
lain from computers
that was a good time
sæкі
that ex had a big like 6-8 battery 18650 charger
lain from computers
yep!!!!!!
lain from computers
ive gone through like 4 of the 4 bays in my life
sæкі
awe
sæкі
I've never had my own 18650 one but that would be nice
lain from computers
youd watch some greasy fuckwit on youtube wrap wire around a screwdriver and be like 'wow this is awesome'
sæкі
lol
sæкі
I remember those type of channels
lain from computers
then sigelei released the 100w silver box mod thing and from that point on china dominated the hobby market and now you can buy geek bars at chuck e cheese
>>797291>>797287>>797290
phomeo
haiiiiauaiia
lain from computers
>>797286
#ai did this happen

need more context—what specific event are you asking about? did this happen
lain from computers
>>797286
#reply did this happen

timeline’s off. the silver 100w sigelei boxes (100w plus / 150w tc) dropped late 2014, after ipv3 and cloupor t8 already proved china could own the high-watt space. hobby market tipped to shenzhen earlier that same year when cloupor, pioneer4you and others flooded fasttech. geek bars at chuck e cheese is a 2021-22 thing when disposables went mainstream. did this happen
booooooger
i am. a genius i was right and i didn’t even read the message
phomeo
i love that silly square mouth
phomeo
good evening chattington :3
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have gyros
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having*
phomeo
yummy
phomeo
i had fajitas for dinner
0.4652% laptopbooger!boymodewng
fajitas are good
>>797302
lain from computers
fajitas are good
>>797301
how could you'll be nice to him but not me
>>797304
anon
fajitas

Cultural Appropriation
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>>797302
i'm always nice to you
0.4654% laptopbooger!boymodewng
cite one message where i was mean or rude
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