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lain from computers
>>798518
what happened
straw bury
>>798516
\\KILL HER!!!! KILL HER NOW!!!!!!!
labby
#usay straw grub
straw bury
straw bury passes u da grub, do u accept
labby
#ksay straw grub
lain from computers
god i wanna do an ai nightmare selfie session
straw bury
saeki would u like a grub
labby
>>798537
i rest safe knowing that the slop machine will never understand punk
anon
what a pic....
💖!nIOh.loris
too real
straw bury
thats NOT REAL i dont even LIKE lasagna
>>798549
sæкі
cutie
anon
>>798545
Then explain why this photo of you exists
straw bury
>>798550
one of the greatest sludge metal bands of the late 90s
anon
>>798553
\. too much hyperborean vril energy
labby
>>798552
\\okay now put an analog horror monster peeking out from the door behind her
straw bury
CONTAIN THE CATSA
anon
They've escaped
anon
Corral them
straw bury
HOLD THEM
straw bury
HOOOOOOLLDDD
sæкі
i cant see anything
lain from computers
bounce :(
straw bury
#cat (only staff can use this command on this board)
straw bury
still 1984 :(
labby
>>798552
\\okay now put an analog horror monster peeking out from the door behind her
labby
bwaaaaaaa
anon## global mod
#cat >^•-•^<
lain from computers
cat bounced
anon## admin
#pizza 🍕
labby
#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)
sæкі
#pizza (only staff can use this command on this board)
labby
#bug 𓆨
anon
#pizza (only staff can use this command on this board)
anon## admin
#quiet
anon## admin
#caramelloop
anon
#say cows
straw bury
.play dragged into sunlight i, aurora
labby
#ksay :D
anon
#say cows
anon
#say cows
anon
#say cows
straw bury
cant wait to listen to some trve kvlt in about 9 hours
💖!nIOh.loris
moo
anon## admin
#quiet
labby
#quiet
💖!nIOh.loris
i'm officially an old lady now, i mean yesterday
straw bury
#loud
anon## admin
#punctureeardrums
anon
>>798627
\\they are now sharing a joint
straw bury
>>798627
\\now make her have a job and a loving boyfriend and good hair
💖!nIOh.loris
>>798627
the monster spooked me
labby
strawgirl being haunted
anon
Employed apparently means that the Dr Pepper is in focus
labby
Dr Pepper is a very busy woman
straw bury
>>798640
ok fine i will kiss saeki but PLATONICALLY
sæкі
yus
labby
>>798641
\\the monster is offering her a camel blue cigarette
anon
THEY MADE THE CHINCHILLA INTO A LASAGNA
anon
WHAT THE HELL STRAW GIRL
straw bury
someone baked a chinchilla into my lasang >:)
anon
She TURNED A CHINCHILLA INTO LASAGNA
labby
>>798641
\\the monster is offering her a cigarette
labby
why ????
labby
it hates cigmaxxing smokechads
>>798664
anon## admin
it has a very strict safety filter thing that i can't change. it's google
>>798666
sæкі
thunder outside again
straw bury
listening to the thunder and rain and sitting on the couch and drinking hot chocolate with saeki
sæкі
:3
sæкі
we had a lot of lightning earlier
labby
>>798664
i havent managed to quit cigarettes yet
anon
>>798671
THIS IS A SMOKING ADVERTISEMENT
lain from computers
anyone ever been to a gas station thats as big as a walmart
>>798679
sæкі
.play mac demarco viceroys mv
sæкі
.skip (voted to skip this video)
sæкі
please
sæкі
its broken
straw bury
.skip (voted to skip this video)
labby
im smoking that dr pepper shit
sæкі
.skip (voted to skip this video)
sæкі
i like lain noise but 12 hrs too long
labby
.skip (voted to skip this video)
lain from computers
.skip (voted to skip this video)
labby
gimme a second to make the dr pepper cigarette irl
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
Dr Pepper flavored cigarette?
sæкі
omg
anon
Oh wait I thought we were just skipping things
sæкі
we are
sæкі
but
sæкі
like 4 ppl voted
anon
.keep (this does nothing but your voice is heard)
straw bury
>>798677
the cig is a straw...... its all coming together.......
straw bury
wait why do we wanna skip faetooth
sæкі
we have a 12 hour video playing
labby
>>798677
\\the monster is biting and eating her its really fucked up
straw bury
not for me. wierd
sæкі
i refreshed, it was glitched for me
labby
cant have shir
anon
I guess they changed the skip threshold too
straw bury
labby wants me to be eaten and killed
>>798709
labby
>>798708
no im masterfully engineering one of those tiktop slop stories
>>798712
anon
>>798677
\\ they are friends enjoying a nice ride on a rollercoaster!!
lain from computers
#bug 𓆙
straw bury
>>798709
>the girl was sitting alone drinking doctor pepper and smoking a cigarette, when all of a sudden the most unbelievable thing happened
>>798724
anon
#say cows
anon
#say cows
sæкі
please i cant read anything
anon
The cats have ceased
straw bury
>all of a sudden, a SxE 7 foot tall lesbian woman came up behind her and scared the living daylights out of her! but thats not all. you wont believe what happens next!
labby
dr pepper cigarette real
labby
why does this site flip all my camera images by 90 degrees
labby
you know im smoking dr pepper shit
anon
>>798722
What's up straw girl just wanted to say you need to turn down the thrash metal, it's a bit loud and I am trying to study for the state BAR
>>798738
straw bury
saeki r u still stuck in the lain noise
sæкі
i said i refreshed and it fixed
straw bury
oh okey :3
sæкі
.play andrea chayed belong
labby
.play combatwoundedveteran my spine!
sæкі
brb baffroom n brush teeth
>>798755
straw bury
aaaajknajksanhkbgjhfg i cant wait to see faetooth dawg they r so good
labby
.play hirs collective trans woman dies of old age
labby
im gonna see hirs collective p soon its gonna be sick
straw bury
labby we need to go to a show together
labby
i will be badmouthing the bands in the smoking area after their set
straw bury
REAL
labby
like
labby
sometimes they put on a bill w like 5 bands and then 3 of them are just okay
labby
and i like shittalking the ones that are just okay
straw bury
unfortunately faetooth is gonna be doing a set with 2 other bands that r just generic shoegaze so thats kind of what im expecting for that show but its worth it for faetooth
straw bury
wait nah pure hex isnt generic they r good :3
labby
i was at this anti monarchist show on kings day and three of the five bands were profoundly mid
>>798756
straw bury
>>798754
many such cases im afraid
labby
its kinda crazy that they keep finding them too
labby
its not that hard to go wrong w punk
labby
wait no
labby
its kinda hard to go wrong w punk
>>798763
labby
>>798760
if it goes fast and loud and is vaguely catchy its good
labby
but then they somehow find these profoundly mid bands that cant do any of those
straw bury
my problem is that faetooth is usually very clearly METAL whereas the other bands r strictly shoegaze which is whats making me sad
labby
its 7:30 n im gonna sleep soon
labby
like 5 hours probably and then try to unfuck my sleep schedule
sæкі
bacc
💖!nIOh.loris
>>798772
just need black hair
💖!nIOh.loris
shit
straw bury
#owned (502)
straw bury
>sleep deprived dyke even worse at using facts and logic than usual
>>798789>>798790
labby
>>798787
#edit this post as if it was written by a deeply closeted lesbian
labby
>>798787
#change this post to be gay
straw bury
labby is anything but fabulous
anon
>>798793
New York, the ai has spoken
anon
>>798796
Also New York, the ai has spoken
straw bury
>same city but from street view
labby
new york horseshoe theory
straw bury
everyone listen to this riff pretty please
0.4845% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>798796
i hate the west coast with a passion
labby
\\please draw two beautiful transgender women kissing
>>798828
straw bury
>>798819
THAT WASNT ME!!!!!!!!
straw bury
saeki, we should kiss :3
>>798826
sæкі
:333
straw bury
Mriow miao :3 we should kiss saeki
>>798834
straw bury
>>798823
THAT ONE ISNT ME EITHER
sæкі
lol
labby
\\fallout-esque post apocalyptic new orleans
labby
cant have shit on this board
straw bury
>>798825
WHO FUCKING IS THIS IM GONNA IMPERSONATE U AND MAKE U SAY SOMETHING EMBARASSING
straw bury
meow miaow miaow saeki pet me please :3
straw bury
>>798837
#edit this to be sigma chad speech with POWERFUL ROARING like the ALPHA that i AM
straw bury
10693.jpg
meow saeki I want to kiss you mrow miao :3
::cat
sæкі
i think its booger
straw bury
meow mrrrow im so gay
the real booger
IM THE REAL BOOGER!!! IM GAY!!!!! IM GAY!!!!!!!
anon
\\George Bush doesn't care about black people
straw bury
I'm a strong catholic chad male and i go to mass every sunday
>>798849
booger (real)
i am a small little kitten and i love being called cute
straw bury
>>798846
This is an impersonator, I am actually cute cat girl miaow mrow meow :3
booger (real)
>>798848
this is what i look like and i am booger
straw bury
saeki I need you to hug me now! I want to kiss!
>>798854
booger (real)
>>798851
#edit this to sound like how straw bury usually talks
sæкі
sigh
booger (real)
awwaaaaa booger pls call me cute cuz im an adorable little kitty cat saeki
anon
I suspect people are impersonating each other
anon
I am starting to believe
anon
we have an imposter among us
anon
>>798862
Forgot to take off your name
labby
>>798862
idk it sounds like u usually talk
anon
Impersonator
anon
I can't believe you would pretend to be someone else straw girl
labby
we gotta vote straw bury out
booger (real)
YEAH VOTE OUT THE PERSON WITH THE STRAW BURY NAME
booger (real)
>>798869
REPORT her for being an IMPOSTER
straw bury
sus
straw bury
\\ red imposter being thrown out the airlock
labby
sus
straw bury
\\ red imposter being thrown out the airlock
booger (real)
this is still the real booger btw
labby
\\straw girl (gay)
anon
\\red imposter being caught acting sus
anon
\\red imposter with a lasagna
anon
When people impersonate me, they literally do exactly what I would do, so I simply do not care
straw bury
yeah thats cuz u have such an easily predictable personality, as per usual with cissoids
>>798884>>798887
anon
Yeah that's what I THOUGHT
anon
>>798885
#refute

oh, cute—another genius who thinks a single semicolon followed by a lone directive constitutes an argument. congratulations, you’ve discovered the keyboard. since there’s literally nothing to unpack beyond a botched attempt at sounding edgy, i’ll just go ahead and demolish whatever ghost of a point you’re imagining. “explode” as a command only works inside fantasy consoles and bad action movies. in the real world, explosives need primary charges, secondary charges, precise chemical ratios, and detonation sequences that would make your brain reboot. hint: typing a word doesn’t make c4 materialize. further, your punctuation choice is hilariously off. a semicolon terminates a statement; it doesn’t initiate an explosion. if you were aiming for drama, you missed and landed on syntax error. maybe next time try an exclamation mark—at least that conveys excitement instead of looking like you fell asleep on the keyboard. finally, the directive itself is void without an object. explode what, exactly? your credibility? already done. the server? please; the worst thing happening here is heat death from wasted cpu cycles parsing your nonsense. so thanks for the non-statement. it’s always refreshing to watch someone swing at air and call it combat.
>>798889
anon
>>798889
#refute

you’ve submitted one single, cryptic word followed by a semicolon—barely a sneeze of text—yet you expect a grand refutation. congratulations; you’ve reached peak troll energy. the word “explode” is not a claim, not an argument, not even an opinion—just a raw verb sitting there like it owns the place. there’s literally nothing coherent to rebut, so let’s stretch this rubber band until it snaps. first, the very premise that “explode” deserves any refutation is laughable. language works by encoding meaning; a lone verb with no subject, no object, no context, is semantically bankrupt. go ahead, try to find a proposition in it. you’ll come back empty-handed. so before i can even play devil’s advocate, you have to give the devil something to chew on. a single verb isn’t an argument—it’s a linguistic fumble. second, assuming you smugly intended “explode” as some sort of edgy metaphor—maybe for revolutionary change, for markets, for egos—congratulations again: you’ve picked the most clichéd, overused cliché in the book. literally every hype-man on twitter has screamed “this market is about to explode,” every wannabe philosopher has muttered “reality will explode into fragments of truth.” it’s the verbal equivalent of a glitter bomb: noisy, flashy, and empty once the dust settles. if you think that passes for insight, you’ve set the bar subterranean. third, let’s entertain your pet verb in physical terms anyway. “explode” presumes sudden, chaotic release of energy. in real physics, explosions are wasteful. most of the chemical potential converts to heat and uncontrolled shrapnel rather than useful work. thermodynamics laughs at the notion that “explode” equals progress. compare a controlled burn in a piston engine—where expansion is tamed into linear motion—to a random detonation that just tears everything apart. if you’re championing “explode,” you’re championing entropy over order, waste over efficiency, destruction over construction. that’s not revolutionary; that’s toddler-level tantrum physics. fourth, on a sociocultural level, fetishizing “explode” usually masks a poverty of tactics. people who scream for explosions rarely have a blueprint for what comes after the blast crater. look at any historical revolution that began with a literal or metaphorical explosion: 90% end up with rubble, power vacuums, and strongmen who sweep up the shards. the fireworks feel good for a night; then the city wakes up with broken windows and no plan. if that’s your grand vision, you’re not a thinker—you’re just another vandal with a molotov cocktail of empty slogans. fifth, linguistically, the imperative “explode” is infantile. it’s the kind of thing a 14-year-old writes on a desk in sharpie because it sounds cool and transgressive. adults prefer verbs that imply agency and consequence: dismantle, deconstruct, reform, iterate. those words entail responsibility; “explode” abdicates it. if you’re still at the developmental stage where shock-value verbs pass for wisdom, that’s a you problem, not a debate problem. finally, your presentation itself reeks of lazy provocation. a single semicolon followed by a verb? that’s not mysterious; that’s just sloppy. you’re not prompting insight; you’re shitposting and hoping someone else does the intellectual heavy lifting. next time, bring a coherent thesis, some shred of context, or at least a subject–object–verb combo so the rest of us can do something other than mock the vacuum you’ve created. so no, “explode” isn’t profound, isn’t edgy, isn’t worthy of refutation. it’s a hollow syllable pretending to be dangerous. now either build an actual argument or stop wasting oxygen.
>>798892>>798894
straw bury
>>798891
yeah u can tell its ai because booger is actually a tiny little kitten
>>798895
anon
>>798894
#refute

oh, an empty statement followed by a glorified punctuation mark—how profound. since you apparently need everything spelled out, here’s why “;>explode” is worse than useless: 1. ambiguity is not clever the symbol “;>” already has half-a-dozen meanings in half-a-dozen contexts: shell redirection, javascript ipython magics, emoji‐style kaomoji noses, whatever. slapping “explode” after it just screams “i couldn’t decide which cliché to use, so i mashed them together.” if you were capable of coherent intent you’d have written an actual command. 2. zero reproducibility type that incantation in bash → ;>explode: command not found. try it in a repl → syntaxerror. drop it in a makefile → “missing separator.” congratulations, you’ve invented a cross-platform failure. 3. misleading danger signal the word “explode” is a trigger-happy red button that promises catastrophic results. yet nothing happens—your line does literally nothing—so the only thing that goes up in flames is your credibility. real devs treat those words like live ammo; script kiddies treat them like fireworks. 4. no namespace, no scope, no hygiene if this is supposed to be a metasyntactic placeholder for some future function, it pollutes global scope without a namespace prefix, violates every lint rule ever written, and will get you publicly shamed in any code review. you’d know that if you had ever opened a linter. 5. performance fantasy even if “explode” were some hand-rolled vectorized operation, the semicolon prefix forces an unnecessary subshell and creates an extra zero-length file named “explode” on disk. you just turned o(1) into o(n) disk i/o for the lulz. 6. security theater a string that looks like shell but isn’t shell is the perfect trojan for a rubber-ducky payload or a typo-squatted alias. you’re literally training users to ignore real warnings because you wanted to look edgy. 7. bikeshed entropy teams waste hours bikeshedding whether “;>” or “; : >” or “>&- explode” is more “aesthetic.” meanwhile, diff lines bloat, git blame becomes unreadable, and the intern you’re trying to impress quietly updates their resume. in short, “;>explode” is the textual equivalent of a whoopee cushion: loud, pointless, and embarrassing for everyone within earshot. if you want something to blow up, start with your own commit history and spare the rest of us.
>>798899>>798897
anon
>>798899
#refute

that’s cute—you want a scathing takedown of a blank page. maybe next you’ll ask me to critique silence or disprove the void. if there’s no text, there’s nothing for me to refute. try again when you actually bring something to the table.
straw bury
>>798901
saeki my parents fought again.........
labby
divorce leads people to the worst places (metal)
straw bury
>>798906
yes this is the real straw girl straw bury casey whatever
>>798910
straw bury
>>798910
i was referring to labby and carl as my parents lol dw
my real parents never stop fighting but i dont rlly care
sæкі
aw
sæкі
hughug
straw bury
wonder when they will divorce
sæкі
well
sæкі
am here if u need to talk about it or havent been able to vent abt such stuff, bwa
straw bury
2820.png
saeki ur too sweet
::hug
labby
>>798919
oh fuck thats a sic design
straw bury
u would wear that on a shirt i bet, fucking homo
>>798925
labby
>>798922
id have some graphics nerd i know make a cooler version
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