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garfield
german end of evangelion
opna
komm suesser tod if it was german
opna
and not anime
opna
samsung had a pretty cool one with a built in projector too
sæкі
yeh
opna
.skip (video skipped)
sæкі
whaaaaa
0.4840% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>800360
OPNA YOU'RE BACK?????????????????????
labby
#usay abbbabbbabbbbababababababababababvabavav
garfield
#hsay wowawawaieiwieiiwiewiawawa,wowoeiw,wioeiwiwwwii
labby
#usay wbwibwibwibwibwibwibwiebwiwbwiwbwiwbwiwbwiwb
garfield
#ksay bwobwabwobwabwobwabwobwabwobwabwobwabwobwabwobwa
labby
#uswy wiwiwoeiwoeuworueiwoeieowiriwue
labby
#usay wiwowiwowiwowieowieeoeieowireieueiwueiwueiwueiwiwieuewu
labby
#usay bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa
garfield
brahaaaa aa a
labby
#usay gruib
garfield
#hsay awawawawawawawawawawawawawawawaw
labby
#usay groib
labby
#usay graib
labby
#usay grain
garfield
#usay grawiwb
labby
#usay ey! i'm grubbin' ovah here!
garfield
#ksay ayy i'm grubbin
labby
#usay Watch where you grub, pal!
labby
#usay You dont wanna cross da big Grub
garfield
need #newyorksay
labby
#usay He runs dis city! Got it, buddy?
labby
#nysay
labby
when
labby
#usay Boss... I'll whack em!
garfield
#hsay toe knee.... he sleepin wiff da fishies...
anon
hey guys, do you know of a lets player who plays scary games and actually attempts to do it seriously as opposed to the 37 million youtube guys who just work on different ways to freak out and plaster a screaming a face on a clip?
>>800395
labby
#usay He's sleepin' wiff da beetles now, buddy, ol' Mandibles Tony made sure a' dat!
>>800399
garfield
>>800393
now that you mention it i don't know of any letsplayers like that
doesn't make the moolah i gues.... sad...
garfield
#hsay thank yoo for yoor soorveese Mandibles Tony
>>800398
0.4847% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>800365
h
0.4848% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>800396
h
0.4849% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>800394
h
derrick_fan
i really dont like people
derrick_fan
they piss me off so bad
derrick_fan
nothing even happened
derrick_fan
just seeing a couple friends talk amongst each other
derrick_fan
and i feel like a bad person for hating but omg it piss me off so much like just please give it a rest
>>800408
derrick_fan
can they actually just shut the fuck up
derrick_fan
i should close the app so i dont keep reading their convo
sæкі
i get that, im sorry ur stuck seeing n feeling that rn, sigh
>>800413
sæкі
got melon i cut up, wud share n try to comfort n unwind
derrick_fan
>>800410
nah im alright i just dont like people that much
derrick_fan
im doing ok
sæкі
ye just to relax
derrick_fan
id eat melon with you
sæкі
:)
derrick_fan
yeah i should take a chill pill
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silly
sæкі
but i get that n would get such feels in my worse times, i still get it somewhat depending on stuff
derrick_fan
should i make dinner?
derrick_fan
havent eaten yet today
sæкі
awww
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yus
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make a large enough meal for nows so you dont have to get over the hump to do it again later if u dont have the ability
derrick_fan
im gonna make dinner and then watch the big lebowski (never seen it)
anon
im eating a sub. feeling guilty but also yum
>>800433
derrick_fan
>>800428
need this in my life
anon
>>800431
i dont know why, but the idea of being bitten and thrashed seems really comforting to me
sæкі
hehe
anon
Evidently you wish to be bit
>>800443
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yeh
sæкі
brb baffroom
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jumpin' & thrustin'
derrick_fan
yo wtf when did i press space bar
anon
Okay :)
derrick_fan
fuck
derrick_fan
food
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and oke
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pat
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have noms
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i had a banana
sæкі
im still down on my weight but i need to eat more/gain more so my med nurse practitioner doesnt get annoying about it
>>800464
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already asking me to see my GP in case i have some underlying medical condition making me lose weight, meanwhile im just depressy n appetite suppressed
0.4850% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>800457
fan of derrick!
sæкі
no not rly
sæкі
maybe once or twice in 2 months
anon
if its not frequent then its not a big contributing factor to that problem
sæкі
its not rly a problem just a minor fluctuation being gah
and its not causing me issues, just my psych med doc being a bit of a pain while dealing w other stuff
sæкі
though i can get why but yk
fentmom
thats annoying im sorry
fentmom
also hi saeki
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haiii
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hru
fentmom
just booked a place at this new boardgamers meetup at a boardgame cafe
fentmom
hopefully my friend has the sense not to say retard or faggot there
>>800477
fentmom
yes im gonna tell him at least 5 times on the way Please don't say any of that
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gon try to eep in a couple
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ily worms
<3
fentmom
nini
anon
>>800482
i really dont understand this sentiment from mortal beings. the pleroma is death for mortals. life as we know it requires an absence other than the everything. cant have stuff happen if its already always have been happening.
>>800484>>800538>>800539
garfield
need more microplastics to fix bad thoughts
anon
okay im just stupid. why are there memes that are like "i hate bad things"
garfield
antimemetic twisting of expectations for big lmaos and rofls
>>800490
garfield
>>800490
you're are welcome. glegle react
anon
I love biscuits and gravy, but for real it looks like the nutrient paste from the Matrix
>>800495
phomeo
i got a nosebleed while eating goldfish
>>800497
garfield
>>800493
dealt you psychic damage in revenge for eating them
fentphone
hai all
garfield
good meowning phone with fent in it
garfield
a good kitty #pet
anon
But I swear to God, it is legitimately one of the best tasting things on the planet
anon
I missed my target yesterday and now I am eating biscuits and gravy, oh no
garfield
target ?
anon
I've been doing a 200 push up every day dealio
anon
I was doing it for a week straight
garfield
jesus
all at once of like spread out across the whole day
>>800510
anon
>>800509
You can do them spread out or all at once, I was pretty much doing sets of 50 four times a day
anon
But I missed the last two yesterday
anon
so I only did half
garfield
40 lashes for your sins
garfield
sounds like you'd need very good form to prevent arms + shoulders + upper back gettin fucked up
i've tried doing lotsa pushups and i suck at em too much
anon
I have tremendous form
anon
I will admit I did get it in my shoulders yesterday though
garfield
the tremendous form falters....................
anon
In my defense, I was sick for a while
garfield
ok only 20 lashes for your sins
anon
I blame getting over the illness
anon
I respect this guy whose mail I get that is like on the run from debtors
anon
I am using his mail to keep track of how many I do
garfield
he used to live @ your place and you're getting all his debt collection mail ?
anon
No clue, my landlord when I asked was like "I don't know who that is lol"
garfield
fake address. classic
garfield
good for him i hope he never pays his debt
anon
It'd be weird because the mail is specifically sent to my unit
anon
I think he knew the person that lived here or something
anon
maybe dated her
anon
idk
garfield
maybe he's you from the future after changing his name and they're coded messages about the future... many such possibilities...
garfield
it's important to keep ur eyes open for any sources of psychosis for maximum effect!!
anon
push ups after eating so much was a MISTAKE
garfield
biscuits doing pushups in your tummy too
anon
It's so tasty
anon
but GOD it's also legit like eating an insane amount
garfield
gotta take it chill n be nice to your tum tum
garfield
demiurge must supply a (You) screenshot at ONCE to denounce the haters
>>800541
anon
>>800541
I am going to smite you with a GAU-8 Avenger (The Fist of God)
>>800544
anon
>>800542
it's actually gau-8 plus linux
anon
.play free software song
anon
:boogie:
anon
it's over
anon
typing with one hand is too hard
>>800562
garfield
standing ovation
anon
beautiful
anon
corral the cats
garfield
quick time event
garfield
video games have come to libpol
garfield
>>800550
stallman is just too lucious to resist eh anon
garfield
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are the bounce locations synced across browsers or are the other lil mouses i see just sillygames
anon
It is cooperative bouncing, but idk how phones are handled and such
garfield
neato
anon
10 more and then I am done
anon
just 10 more
fentphone
eating burg rn
anon
>>800582
how long u spend generating the trip??
0.4852% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i, don't actually remember it was a long time ago
labby
#usay bibobaba
labby
#usay baibobo
labby
#usay bababababababababababababababababaabbabaababbaababa
0.4853% laptopbooger!boymodewng
laaaaaaby
labby
#usay laby
labby
#usay labby
labby
#usay labbby
labby
#usay labbbbbbbbbbbbby
labby
#usay boogr
dawn
#bounce
anon
>>800597
Don't threaten people bloober
shrinp
twink
anon
WHAT
shrinp
that is all
anon
okay :/
0.4855% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>800610
twink
anon
bloober
0.4856% laptopbooger!boymodewng
my chicken in the fridge went bad
anon
oh no!
0.4857% laptopbooger!boymodewng
can you pay pal me $30 so i can buy some more
anon
I have to go soon!
anon
so no
0.4858% laptopbooger!boymodewng
rude...
shrinp
where are you going
0.4859% laptopbooger!boymodewng
home?
straw bury
mrraoowww :3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
How tf do people in Spain watch porn without laughing their asses off everytime someone speaks
>>800641
lain from computers
>>800582
well i dont like this
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Planning to get into american news networks, any suggestions for a newbie?
>>800632>>800630
anon
>>800629
my brains dialogue options are like,
1. suicide joke
2. suicide joke
3. suicide joke
4. local news
>>800633
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm listening to Fox News radio station rn is it gud?
0.4860% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>800629
fox news plz
0.4862% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>800635
is it always sunny in philly tho?
>>800637
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800636
Idk, probably about the same bpd all states of America have when it comes to weather
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Expect Florida, it's always 20000 Farenheit in Florida
fentphone
>>800626
spansih language of romance
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800640
It's 3AM dipshit (affectionate)
fentphone
randal i went to this woman’s dads funeral (she is referred to as my cousin but she is not my cousin) and for a laugh we ate dog treats on a plate while some horrified old fuck and the projection image of her father watched
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
To a british person, is there really a difference to eat normal food or dog food?
>>800647
fentphone
i washed the dog treat down with cider
derrick_fan
i fucking hate people again for the second time
>>800649
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You people invaded like 80% of the world for spices and STILL refuse to use them
fentphone
>>800646
what’s up friend luzia
derrick_fan
okokok
derrick_fan
so
derrick_fan
oh actually this will be the best place to ask
derrick_fan
im currently in search for some peak, i want to explore more electronica stuff. i really like the song waters of nazareth by justice and i want more songs in that kind of style
fentphone
oooooooooooooo I love justice
fentphone
you want harsh danceable electronic music
derrick_fan
yes yes good thats what i want
derrick_fan
SO TELL ME WHY MY FRIEND DECIDES TO MESSAGE ME AND SAY "yo i got a playlist for you" AND ITS ALL JUST POP/HYPERPOP
>>800661>>800694
fentphone
ok lemme look thru my Spotify
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play anime george washington
fentphone
>>800658
I hate it when a friend misunderstands the assignment on something you’re fixated on it’s a bad vibe
>>800666
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Can somebody misgender me real quidk?
fentphone
hello Randal my trans male friend
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ouch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THanks
derrick_fan
>>800661
god its just like bruhh
fentphone
ok it’s not like justice but world eater by blanck mass has a harsh and fast sound very boss fight core I enjoyed that album a lot
derrick_fan
like dude
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I tried making milk tea last night and I fucked up
derrick_fan
.play world eater blanck mass
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Beer gone :(
fentphone
i have a third favourite person now i am internally falling apart
>>800677>>800675
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Been getting into this chilean puppet show recently, 31 Minutos
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pretty funny stuff but finding good subs is hard
fentphone
>>800677
don’t give me ideas I have bpd
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who doesn't
fentphone
>>800675
it’s thrown a wrench I fear in my immediate plans but I will either repress it or wether the storm
fentphone
the dog food woman said my love interest was hot and I hated the moid thoughts I immediately was subjected to
>>800685
derrick_fan
praying for you fent
>>800687
shrinp
woof
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dashcon TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
fentphone
>>800685
i am at the stage of my life where if i entertain thoughts like those i will become some kind of forlorn poly person and probably end up miserable
>>800688
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800686
You're not that old tho, are you digging your grave early or something?
>>800702
derrick_fan
fent i am slightly annoyed with you because i was originally going to watch the big lebowski tonight but this album is peak and now i dont wanna watch a movie
>>800696
derrick_fan
i fw this so fuckin heavy
anon
ok who here posted this [4chan]
anon
only this place uses this image...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Clearly it was a spy
fentphone
>>800689
you’re welcome im happy you’re enjoying it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wiwi
derrick_fan
>>800694
IT PISS ME THE FUCK OFF
labby
>>800695
fuck you and fuck green day im doing punk rock here not some sissy white boy crying bc his 15 year old girlfriend left him
derrick_fan
>>800695
"do u like blink 182?"
while i have a huge crass patch
>>800704
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800695
Name three songs?
fentphone
>>800688
im 28 and trying to think about nice and stable things
>>800703
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800702
You don't HAVE to think about this stuff until you're at least 35 I think
fentphone
i ain’t starting my crusader kings dynasty at 35
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You can start a new branch of Royal Family in real life
fentphone
31/32 at the latest
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I also was 100% sure that after I turn 30 I will automatically die but now as an adult I have a more positive outlook on aging, because let's be real 30 is still life just begining. Considering we spent our teen and 20's educating 30 is peak for an average person (unless you're Sid Vicious)
>>800710
fentphone
>>800708
i am enjoying getting older and i am disliking the things that make me want to act like a sex and drug doer haver again
>>800713
labby
>>800709
asking cool people if they know shitty pop punk bands should be a crime
>>800716
labby
in fact, i think liking shitty pop punk bands precludes you from being cool
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800710
If you want to live a long life then it's better to quit
labby
DESTROY POP PUNK
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Labby, can I request your opinion?
>>800717
labby
>>800716
i dont even know what pink floyd is
anon
can someone please make a meme about embracing new music and art forever?
derrick_fan
>>800718
absolutely not omg no
fentphone
my grandparents like pink Floyd and they’re herrenvolk
derrick_fan
franz ferdinand is not pop punk
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well you see I ask because I'm a huge fan of them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
So I need an expert's opinion
labby
>>800718
franz ferdinand is indie rock
labby
also a bad genre, but metaphysically and karmically infinitely better than pop punk
derrick_fan
franz ferdinand is great
labby
pop punk is an evil genre
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay coolio
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play franz ferdinand call me
labby
i have a franz ferdinand cd i think
>>800738
derrick_fan
.skip (video skipped)
labby
I've never listened to it but i got it at some danish theift store for like 2 bucks
fentphone
i don’t think im going to tell the person that im FPing about it bc they and a lot of other people are depending on me right now
fentphone
fentmom more like emotional anchor
derrick_fan
fent we should hang out again some time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800740
Kay den :)
labby
fent dont go sex & drugs & rock and roll i need u in good state to explain british things to me
>>800749
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Evil sex
>>800748
derrick_fan
>>800742
i think itd be fun but im a lil busy rn but after next week then id be able to do stuff
>>800750
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well, I'm much more into all sorts of electronic music personally. Especially gabber, that's good shit
>>800754
anon
>>800745
well ive got to look into that
fentphone
>>800746
hopefully I will be jobbed soon and we can go do something fun
derrick_fan
hell yeah
labby
>>800749
im gonna cross examine u abt the Tesco meal deal like in ace attorney
derrick_fan
pawesome
derrick_fan
>>800747
do you know any dance music thats pretty hard

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