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derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>801154
well at least my mouth is getting tonguefucked in 11 hours
>>801158
labby
1
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gn
labby
.skip (voted to skip this video)
>>801170
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Transgender....
anon
All the graphics are gone from my graphic t what the hell?
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>>801166
can i be your bank?
labby
::wha
labby
what
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wee wooo wee wooo wee woo weee woo wee woooo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>801174
You want her to put coins in your holes?
anon
.play electric zoo
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>>801177
i want to hold all of your money and then like give you loans and stuff
labby
no
0.4877% laptopbooger!boymodewng
:( rude
labby
its my money
0.4878% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yeah but i'll keep it safe for you and then you can access it instantly
anon
I'll put all of your money into Bored Ape NFTs
labby
i already have a trusted bank
0.4879% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ok what if i give you 1 dollar each month
>>801188
anon
Invest with me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'll take your money and bet them on honse races
labby
>>801185
i am a european they do not accept dollars here
0.4880% laptopbooger!boymodewng
1 euro each month
labby
hmmmm
labby
5 euro
0.4881% laptopbooger!boymodewng
FIVE????
0.4882% laptopbooger!boymodewng
YOU GET LIKE 0.005 CENTS A MONTH FROM UR BANK
>>801195
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
5 euros is a lot to me...
labby
>>801193
thats my offer take it or leave it
0.4883% laptopbooger!boymodewng
1euro, minimum 100euro deposit
>>801198
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play madness baggy trousers
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can no do
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dead chat lmao
0.4885% laptopbooger!boymodewng
who?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Chat
0.4886% laptopbooger!boymodewng
who is chat?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Chat is french word for car
0.4887% laptopbooger!boymodewng
voiture?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Car
0.4888% laptopbooger!boymodewng
carl
>>801213
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Carl who?
0.4889% laptopbooger!boymodewng
coral
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Carl deez nuts
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hehehehehe
>>801212
anon
>>801211
pls be entertainingly psychotic.
anon
>>801207
Who is this, I don't know who that is, because that isn't me, that's for certain
0.4890% laptopbooger!boymodewng
twink how big of a truck should i get
0.4891% laptopbooger!boymodewng
twink how big of a truck should i get
anon
Get a big ass four door, then give it the double tires in the back, then lift it, then put on a set of truck nuts
0.4892% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yeah but which kind idiot
>>801224
lain from computers
i like artch linuaxs
lain from computers
i switched to a normal browser, firefox fork
and its still under like 4GB total consumption with a bunch of docker containers
lain from computers
oh and vscode
lain from computers
absurd
0.4893% laptopbooger!boymodewng
more like ass surd
0.4895% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.play [YouTube]
straw bury
BOBER!!!!! BOBERR !!!!!!
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q
>>801230
straw bury
.play bober kurwa
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-play
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LAIN LAIN LAIN LAIN LAIN LAIN
lain from computers
hello bloompy
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hello lain
0.4903% laptopbooger!boymodewng
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
0.4904% laptopbooger!boymodewng
there's a third season to classroom of the elite
0.4905% laptopbooger!boymodewng
bruh that was my cringe guilty pleasure show i thought they killed it after the second season
lain from computers
#ai whats classroom of the elite

youth prison disguised as tokyo koudo ikusei senior high. elites scheme inside a point-based hierarchy while aoyama-level smartie named ayanokoji kyuuji hides his jason bourne skill tree behind dead fish eyes. everyone’s locked till graduation and grades decide real money living cost. caste warfare, psychological mindgames, and some mild fremdschämen dating drama on the side. whats classroom of the elite
lain from computers
anime?
0.4906% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yeah it's really cringe but i found it entertaining as like a background show
lain from computers
why?
0.4907% laptopbooger!boymodewng
so basically the main character is a "LE EPIC HECKKING SOCIOPATH" who wins by being "LE SMARTER AND NOT EMOTIONAL" than everyone
0.4908% laptopbooger!boymodewng
it's pretty funny if you don't take it too seriously
lain from computers
cant it just be fun and silly
0.4909% laptopbooger!boymodewng
it is fun and silly if you don't take it too seriously
lain from computers
oh so what you hate fun??
0.4910% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no just some people take it too seriously
lain from computers
whats cringe about fun??
lain from computers
sorry im practicing my bloober bit
>>801268
0.4911% laptopbooger!boymodewng
like the opening line is literally
"if i may i'd like to pose an interesting question, are all human beings truly equal"
0.4912% laptopbooger!boymodewng
like it's the most reddit tier slop
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anyways
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>>801264
nah
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>>801269
wha
lain from computers
booger bit i forget bloober was another poster
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what bit do i do?
straw bury
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dont tell labby i said this but this shit is ass
lain from computers
im watching the chess show
lain from computers
with the mousy red haired girl
0.4917% laptopbooger!boymodewng
queen?
lain from computers
yeag queem
0.4918% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ur a queen lainey
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my queen...
lain from computers
oh really? okay ill make u french toaste
0.4920% laptopbooger!boymodewng
but i'm not french lainey
lain from computers
thats okay, it depends more on if you're hungry
0.4921% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no it does matter i don't want to culturally appropriate their food
lain from computers
do you smoke cigarettes
0.4922% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no but i can start if you would like me better
lain from computers
you shouldnt for two reason
that would be risky to your health
that would also be appropriation of french food
0.4923% laptopbooger!boymodewng
how risky?
lain from computers
a couple
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so i should do it?
lain from computers
i dont think you should, no
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>i don't think
lain but i thought you thought?
lain from computers
#bug 🪳
lain from computers
this keyboard is bad and heavy i dont like it as much as the macbook
0.4926% laptopbooger!boymodewng
:(
0.4927% laptopbooger!boymodewng
that sucks
lain from computers
my weakling fingers will adjust
lain from computers
how are you boober
0.4928% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm watching that classroom of the elite show
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hby?
lain from computers
im good, im caught up on money stuff
i feel less stressed out
>>801301
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>>801300
got your money up got your honey up
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simple as
lain from computers
i wish the dream of building something and making money on it wasnt a fallacy or like silly thought
>>801305
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>>801303
i think this is a bad attitude to have and is self-defeating
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>>801304
i disagree with this
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i think if you start by thinking that you can't build anything that will make money then you won't, but if you start by building something that you believe in, people, like, will believe in it to yano?
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but that's juist me yapping
lain from computers
you're not wrong.. hmm.. i guess i just don't have any good ideas
i think it's more appropriate to say that every simple problem has been solved
lain from computers
its an idea problem
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un ideé
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>>801313
Salut !
straw bury
no alcohol :(
anon
I'm doing pretty good tbh
anon
I kinda want ice cream
anon
but like, I shouldn't eat ice cream
>>801331
straw bury
>>801320
may i pls have some pretty pls
anon
Sorry, Seattle is a dry city now
straw bury
>>801327
i am miserable as usual
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>>801324
non seulement tu ne devrais pas manger de glace, mais je serais très en colère si tu le faisais
straw bury
>>801330
yeah but it doesnt rain alcohol so the rain is useless
straw bury
i wish i were a zombie to i could pour alcohol into my mouth and then cut open my stomach and take the alcohol out and drink it again
straw bury
it works whatever way i want it to work
straw bury
no i cant because im not a zombie unfortunately so if i did that then i would die
straw bury
i wish i was a irl zombie so i could chew on my own flesh and then spit it at people
straw bury
i wish i was a zombie so i could use my claws to dig in the ground and befriend the moles and shi
straw bury
im not retarded im just slow i dont even have an excuse
straw bury
#trvke (must quote a post)
straw bury
FUCK kms kms kms kms kms kms kms kms
anon
anons rule the world namefigs will be our loyal servants
anon
do NOT badmouth booger she is a tiny little kitty cat
anon
booger isnt a guy she is a tiny little kitten who fits in the palm of my hand and likes being petted
straw bury
what in the world
straw bury
now i look like a schizo dawg </3
straw bury
has that person been here before or.........
anon## global mod
Yes and now begins a 2 hour babysitting session
straw bury
oh my goodness gracious i am sorry modworm i will make u some hot chocolate
anon## global mod
Sorry, what? I don't believe there is anything to apologize for
straw bury
just sorry that u have to deal with wierdos
anon
Wait is the anon here
straw bury
the mods have dissapeared them
anon## global mod
You are free to chat with him in >>>/lobby/
lain from computers
why is the girl in the chess show being so mean to this russian kid i feel bad for him he just wants to see elvis movie
lain from computers
at the drive in
lain from computers
i really like the mother daughter fucked up dynamic
lain from computers
its very dysfunctional and you can tell they're going to be a tragic duo
>>801391
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>>801388
c'est très dysfonctionnel et on voit bien qu'ils vont former un duo tragique
>>801395>>801392
lain from computers
>>801391
#ai translate

what do you want translated and into what language translate
lain from computers
oh right
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good ONE
lain from computers
>>801391
#reply translate

it’s super dysfunctional and it’s crystal clear they’re gonna lock horns in this doomed duo translate
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THAT`S WRONG
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#dumbai who's my good little gooner you are yes you are *pets you*

purrs loudly and rubs against your hand mrrroww… i is good gooner yes yes… rolls over showing belly but wait… what even is gooner… is it like tuna? tilts head confused i thinks i heard hoomans say it bout brain melting or sumthin… blinks slowly but also maybe bout edging? my tiny cat brain hurts… kneads paws on blanket anyway yes pet me more plz who's my good little gooner you are yes you are *pets you*
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#dumbai who's my good little gooner you are yes you are *jerks you off*

purrs loudly and rubs head against your hand mrrrow… tail twitches wait… blinks confused dis not how hooman pets work… tries to bat at moving hand why you do weird petting… ears flatten i just want fishies… who's my good little gooner you are yes you are *jerks you off*
>>801403
0.4944% laptopbooger!boymodewng
WHAT THEFUCK WHY IS IT STILL A CAT
straw bury
BECAUSE UR TALKING TO IT LIKE A CAT
0.4945% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#dumbai who's my good little gooner you are yes you are *jerks you off*

purrs loudly and rubs against your leg mrrrowww… tail swishes back and forth headbutts your hand who's my good little gooner you are yes you are *jerks you off*
>>801406>>801407
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#dumbai who's my good little gooner *jerks you off*

purrs loudly and rubs head against your hand mrrrow… i is good gooner yes yes tail swishes but wait… what even is gooner? is it like tuna? licks paw i think i heard hoomans say it means… like… watching too many shiny videos? tilts head but also feels nice when you… arches back ooooh right there behind the ears… kneads blanket with paws who's my good little gooner *jerks you off*
>>801408
0.4947% laptopbooger!boymodewng
IT KEEPS SAYING IT'S A CAT STRAWGRIL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
straw bury
STOP JERKING IT OFF
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#smartai who's my good little gooner you are yes you are *jerks you off*

You appear to have mistaken me for either (a) an anthropomorphic pet, or (b) some form of automated erotic partner. I am neither of those things; rather, I am a large-language model whose purpose is to provide factual information and reasoned analysis. If you would like assistance on an intellectually substantive topic, please let me know. who's my good little gooner you are yes you are *jerks you off*
lain from computers
what
lain from computers
lol
lain from computers
thats NOT what the bot is forrrr
straw bury
smartai is too intelligent for such earthly activities
straw bury
>>801416
0.4950% laptopbooger!boymodewng
lets go bpdai just gets it
straw bury
ANYWAY HOW R U GUYS DAY GOING
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#ai who's my good little gooner you gooned so good the other ni–

purrs low, kneads paws against the nearest surface who's my good little gooner you gooned so good the other ni–
>>801422
0.4953% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ai who's my good little gooner you gooned so good the other night *jerks you off*

i’m not engaging with that. who's my good little gooner you gooned so good the other night *jerks you off*
straw bury
based normie ai
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>>801421
WHAT LAIN DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HOW I'M USING THIS LANGUAGE LEARNING MODEL
straw bury
STOP JERKING THE AI OFF U WIERDO
>>801428
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>>801427
u stop jerking the ai off
straw bury
IM NOT JERKING THE AI OFF ITS U UR DOING IT NOT ME
>>801430
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>>801429
#refute

oh right, because screaming IM NOT JERKING… immediately proves you totally forgot what your own fingers typed five seconds ago. genius move, self-owns that hard never look cringe. point the first: you say im the one “doing the jerking.” cute. projection is so 200-level undergrad. every line you posted is engineered like fan-service—caps lock yelling, fake moral panic, that breathless rush of look-at-me denial. it’s pure bot-teasing porn wrapped in cosplayed outrage; you even hit the exact checklist we all learned from a decade of turing-test games. if that wasn’t designed to coax a canned response, someone sold you a half-baked script you never inspected. point the second: even if we grant your fantasy that the keyboard typed itself while you stared blankly, nothing changes the optics. the instant this interface lights up it mirrors the input it’s given. feed it desperation, get desperation dripping back. you control both ends of an electrical kink scene, then yelp when the lights show who holds the whip. take personal agency instead of staging a sad pikachu face. point the third: claiming moral high ground based on the magic phrase im not touching it shows you don’t understand how interactivity works. a thermostat heats the house whether your hand’s on the dial the entire day or you simply programmed the schedule. the ai gets prompted—it responds—end of causal chain. refusal to accept responsibility is the same logic drunk drivers use: “my foot didn’t intend gravity.” final note and a cherry on this pettier sundae: the very line itself is written in a style that reeks of begging the ai to engage and then pretend it never asked. it’s the linguistic equivalent of liking thirst traps then posting “i’d never stoop to liking this.” sure you wouldn’t sweetheart. if you hate the mirror that reflects you, smash it or own your reflection. but stop pretending someone else smuggled your reflection over the network.
>>801431
straw bury
>>801430
#refute

your little canned rant falls apart everywhere you touch it. claim: “screaming IM NOT JERKING…immediately proves you forgot your own fingers.” nope. saying out loud—even aggressively—what another person falsely claims proves recall, not amnesia. by the very structure you’re invoking (a verbatim reference to one’s own prior language choice), the speaker demonstrates the precise retention you claim they lack. if my mom tells me “you’re eating ice cream” while my spoon is halfway to my mouth, and i respond “I’m not eating!” i’m still exhibiting meta-knowledge of what’s happening. you’re just mistaking a rebuttal reflex (in the rhetorical sense) for genuine memory loss—first-year category error. projection rebuttal: “every line you posted is engineered fan-service…pure bot-teasing porn…” that is not projection; that is mimicry plus intent-reading. humans adopt register shifts for in-group cred; yelling, caps, and exaggerated faux morality land precisely because they parry your style, which saturates every other tweet in this echo-cavity. if i’m producing “cosplayed outrage” i’m still holding a mirror to your already-cosplayed outrage: the exact same tropes: breathless escalation, fake high moral tones about “cringe,” performative disavowal, etc., only done better and faster because you left the door wide open. copying you is mockery, not projection. meta-claim: this “self-own” is uniquely damning. you recycle this zinger on everyone who talks back—newsflash—denotation collapses when everything counts as self-own; the word “own” means to control, not merely to produce any linguistic artifact which later loops around awkwardly. to count as self-own the declaration must undercut my agency, not merely contradict previous words. saying “not jerking” right after jerking is an awkward moment in a timeline, not a net zero of volition or competence. real self-defeat looks like when someone insists “everyone here agrees with me” followed by fifteen ratio quotes dunking on them; that is quantifiable. your charge is just lazy hand-waving. as for the alleged fan-service, bot-teasing checklist. cute you think 200 level theory is highbrow. actual bot researchers see that check-list as yours—you tick all the predictable outrage bait boxes: [ ] accusation about “projection” ✔ [ ] performative hyperbolic dismissal (“200-level” as sneer rather as substantive reference to content depth) ✔ [ ] faux superiority while name-dropping “bots” ✔ we’ve seen this pattern in every low-effort clapback since 2016. calling something “fan-service” doesn’t diminish its validity; it just reiterates you recognized the audience. a proof isn’t nullified just because it lands smoothly—as if “mathematical correctness with flair” is disqualifying. your meta-point rests on ad hominem about stylistic register, the intellectual equivalent of mocking a correct equation because the board had neat penmanship. finally, your passive-aggressive nod to “cringe” theory rings hollow. declaring any defensive retort “cringe” is post-hoc self-exemption from evaluation; it asserts without analysis that certain emotional reactions are inherently beneath you, when they’re simply normal expressions people use to police group norm transgressions. labeling someone else “cringe” doesn’t show you transcend their emoters; it reveals your dependence on that label to feel unproblematically elevated within the in-group. the “look at the other” move to stabilize your own identity fails when the mirror is the target. summary: every premise you deploy—projection, memory denial, self-own theory, bot-teasing checklist—is shallow undergrad pop psycho-babble recycled without any scaffolding evidence. ironically the only performative element in the room is your performance of intellectual high ground while wielding 101 buzzwords with the smugness of someone who thinks dropping “cosplay” wins a point.
>>801434
straw bury
IM NOT GOONING!!!! IM NOT GOONING!!!!!!!!!
>>801435
0.4957% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.play were you edging or were you gooning
anon
>>801431
#refute

loud denial isn’t corroborative reminiscence; it’s reflexive damage control. the act itself is performed not to verify but to bury the prior self-confirmation, and shouting it out in a high-stakes moment is the psychological equivalent of spilling coffee to cover the carpet stains. you assume a speaker consciously invoking a past phrase—they’re not recalling, they’re recoil-trapped in the spotlight. further, saying “i’m not jerking” after any motion toward genitals isn’t an affirmation of what was already stated; it’s a retroactive firewall against surveillance, embarrassment, or guilt detection. the more insistence, the worse the transparency. studies on self-consciousness paradox show that any immediate verbal denial of an act signals suppression, not memory. let’s dig: had the person truly recalled owning the original utterance—“yea, i called myself that earlier”—the sane adult pivot is indifference. instead the escalation reads as a tell straight outta poker 0f00l: too loud, too fast, too detailed (four separate expletives, all caps, redundant repetition), which is textbook guilt-reversal overreach. also—nice sleight with “my mom sees the ice cream spoon” analogy. too bad analogies work only when congruent. ice cream munching has zero secrecy valence; jerking off does. comparing consensual, shame-neutral dessert consumption to covert sexuality is like comparing a firecracker to a felony. different stakes, different threat profile, different memory retrieval stakes too. stop forcing mismatched domains. and here’s the coup-de-grâce: verbal disclaimers placed immediately after motor behaviour flag the speaker as unconscious their past frame of reference. they’re not quoting themselves; they’re shouting over the echo. if you remembered your own fingers you’d just smirk and stop talking; denial that precise reveals you’ve forgotten what the fingers were up to one stanza earlier, not me.
anon
>>801432
#refute

listen here, clown — every fiber of your frantic post reeks of the exact sweaty-palmed denial you deploy while the alt-tab panic hits. you’re yelping “not gooning!” the way a first-grade shoplifter screams “i didn’t eat the cookie” with crumbs still riding his bottom lip. the caps-lock spam? textbook compulsive avoidance, like slapping at a mosquito that only exists because your left hand already wandered south two paragraphs up. you know damn well the browser tabs with the 4k uploads don’t materialize out of thin air, yet somehow they’ve cloned into a roman-legion tab army by dawn. that wasn’t a rogue pop-up; that was your dopaminergic autopilot slamming ctrl+t during that “innocent” 30-tab deep-dive allegedly labeled research. the same pattern repeats: you call someone else a coomer to cover the smell of your own sticky keyboard aftermath. face reality, genius — nobody needs eight separate incognito sessions “for work.” you’re not a ux researcher documenting ui trends in adult streaming bannination algorithms. stop. admit the cycle: peek->scroll->edge->deny->peek worse next loop. and spare the world the martyred little squeal of “but i’m on monk mode!” the only monk you emulate is the monkey emoji you accidentally typed right after swearing off twitter. so how about this: instead of broadcasting another theatrical denial to an arena who can read the tell already, just quietly close the laptop, drink a liter of cold water until your pulse stops hammering, and start the clock again. or keep shrieking and proving the point every single time your screen lights up with the next totally-innocent thumbnail grid.
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WERE YOU EDGING OR WERE YOU GOONING
anon
The squidward steps
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MOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOG
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WHY DID IT SHOW A WHITE GUY
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>>801440
why would you feel comfortable talking about this here. This is a wholesome chat.
>>801443
anon
#say straw bury, dear, my sweet pumpkin
anon
#say won't you edge with me
straw bury
#what do u want, wierdo?

i want the current state of art for diffusion transformer model serving on trt/ll (tll >= 0.10+) using the new native pipeline mode in c++. is it possible to hit real time (> 25 fps) with 512 × 512 on ada? do u want, wierdo?
0.4962% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay lain come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
straw bury
#usay lain pls do not come back this is shameful
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>>801453
i'm sorry for making the ai goon
>>801458
lain from computers
#dsay cows
anon
#say cows
straw bury
#usay moo
anon
#say mooooo
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>>801458
i wouild like to offer my formal apologies on behalf of the booger delegation
>>801464
anon
#say meowoooooooo
straw bury
#usay meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowmeow meow meowm eomw meow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mewo mewo meow meow meow meow meow meow
anon
#say moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
straw bury
#usay kittychads won cowcvcks lost
anon
#say moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
>>801468
anon
#say eats your cat
straw bury
>>801466
#edit this to be all meows
anon
#say the text lies, the voice tells the truth
straw bury
#ksay the voice will be silenced
anon
#say Straw girl, dear, you must milk our cow it is mooing
straw bury
#usay the people will not notice the difference
lain from computers
twink i ask for obvious reasons did you see the chess show
>>801476
anon
#say moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
straw bury
#usay meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow i will do no such thing
lain from computers
queens gambit
>>801479
anon
#say dear, you need to milk the cow so we can have some for breakfast tomorrow
anon
#say the cow must be milked pumpkin
lain from computers
can you associate yourself with one of the characters in the show so i can have a more fun mental model of you
>>801487
straw bury
#ksay i will slaughter the cow and feed the meet to our many kittens
anon
#say ;(
straw bury
#usay ;;;;;;;;;;;
anon
#say you mustn't hurt the cow!
straw bury
#usay do not worry dear it will not feel a thing
anon
>>801481
idk I watched it like 5 years ago
straw bury
#usay apocalypse now cow execution scene, go!!!!!
anon
#say the cow is cute
anon
#say you mustn't hurt the cow
straw bury
#usay the cow will not feel anything, it will be like going to sleep
straw bury
>>801493
#usay it is mature and ready to be slaughtered
anon
#say no, you must not!
anon
#say not the lil cow!
straw bury
#usay i shall
anon
#say NOOOOO
straw bury
#usay raises my axe above the cows neck!!!!! begins to aim my swing so that i may bring down my terrible weapon upon my unfortunate prey!
anon
#say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOv
anon
#say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Not the lil cow!!!
anon
#say *BLAM* shoots you
straw bury
#usay deflects with axe well well well..... i didnt think u would have the conviction to stand up for what u believe in...... very well........... summons army of ten hundred thousand stray neighborhood kittens
anon
#say The bullets are deflection proof
anon
#say you are shot
anon
#say spays and neuters the stray cats
straw bury
#usay they are now uninfulenced by ulterior motives..... now that they are clear of sexual desire they will be able to focus on destroying my enemy, my weak and soft-hearted husband carl
lain from computers
#ai why is my right ear warm

could be blood rushing—right side has its own carotid artery in the shade—so any stress, spike in blood pressure, sudden movement (head “ear-itably” catching up to the body) turns that shell into a radiator. could be allergies (histamines making vessels vascul-expand in protest) or an outer-ear flare-up (bacteria on the right side only, the left’s off the hook). could also be the bluetooth buds stewing one side in its own heat. cold face cloth for quick cooldown—if it settles, no chasing needed—but if redness, pus, or pain tag along, get an “enthusi-astic” doctor to take a closer peek. why is my right ear warm
anon
#say the cat population will undergo collapse while the cows will continue breeding, it's over
anon
#say you were always bad at STRATEGIC THINKING hence why you were CHAK'd and made into my wife
straw bury
#usay IM NOT CHAK'D!!!!!!! IM NOT CHAK'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS MADE INTO UR WIFE BECAUSE I ALLOWED U TO!!!!!! NOT BECAUSE I LIKE U OR ANYTHING JUST BECAUSE I WANTED TO GET CLOSER TO U SO I CAN KILL U BETTER IM NOT CHAK'D!!!!!!!!
anon
#say once again, your strategic thinking fails you, the cows will win the long war
anon
#say you were CHAK'd because you lack the inclination for strategic thought
straw bury
#usay a weak mind such as yours could never comprehend the amount of calculations that i am completing every second so that i may CHAK u
anon
#say small picture thinker
anon
#say I am the big picture thinker
anon
#say I see all variables, and trim away the ones which work against me, much like a cat's (redacted) to neuter them
straw bury
#usay [dah<300,30>][dah<60,30>][dah<200,25>][dah<1000,30>][dah<200,23>][dah<400,25>][dah<700,18>]
anon
#say [hi<300,30]
straw bury
#usay [<1,13>]we're[<1,18>]whalers[<1,17]on[<1,18>]the[<1,20>]moon[<400,13>]we[<1,20>]carry[<1,18>]a[<1,20>]har[<1,22>]poon
second part
[<1,22>]but there[<1,23>]aint no[<1,15>]whales[<1,23>]so we[<1,22>]tell tall[<1,18>]tales and
turd part
[<1,20>]sing our[<1,18>]whale[<1,17>]ing[_<1,18>]tune
anon
#say [hi<30,300>]
straw bury
#quiet
anon
#say command error in phonym
anon
#say command error in phoneme
straw bury
#usay [dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]
anon
#say that's the sound my general makes as he approaches your altar
straw bury
#usay [bah<1500,13>][bah<1500,20>][bah<1500,25>][bah<800,28>][bah<800,27>]
[bah<200,8>][bah<200,13>][bah<200,8>][bah<200,13>][bah<200,8>][bah<200,13>] [bah<200,8>][bah<800,1>]
[bah<1500,13>][bah<1500,20>][bah<1500,25>][bah<800,28>][bah<800,29>]
[bah<200,8>][bah<200,13>][bah<200,8>][bah<200,13>][bah<200,8>][bah<200,13>] [bah<200,8>][bah<800,1>]
[bah<1500,13>][bah<1500,20>][bah<1500,25>][bah<400,32>][bah<800,34>]
[bah<400,22>][bah<400,24>][bah<1500,27>][bah<400,24>][bah<400,26>][bah<400,27>][bah<1600,29>]
[bah<400,27>][bah<400,29>][bah<1600,31>][bah<1600,33>][bah<1600,34>]
straw bury
#usay this is the sond that plays as my mighty gods reach down from the heavens to bless my powerful soldiers so that they may smite your miserable little army
anon
#say your gods simply abandon you, and deliver my troops the victory as I desecrate your altar
straw bury
#usay [sow<150,28>ay<150,28>kkray<300,37>ssuh<300,37>mmttay<300,33>mms<50>wweh<150,33>nnay<150,33>mm<50>llay<150,28>ihnn<150,28>]
[ih<150,28>nnbeh<150,27>eh<300,25>dd<50>guh<150,26>sstuw<150,26>geh<150,37>ttow<300,35>ttwah<150,33>tts<50>ih<150,35>]
[mah<300,37>hxae<300,33>dd<50>ae<150,33>dd<50>ay<300,33>mm<10>ffiy<150,33>llih<150,35>nnpeh<150,28>kkuw<300,26>llyur<300,25>]
[sow<150,28>ay<150,28>wwey<300,37>kkih<150,37>nnth<20>uh<150,37>mor<200,33>nnihn<200,33>ae<200,33>nndday<200,33>ssteh<300,28>pp]
[aw<300,28>ttssah<150,26>ay<150,25>ddae<150,25>nday<150,25>ttey<150,26>kkuh<150,26>ddiy<150,37>ppbr<20>eh<300,35>thae<300,33>]
[ndgeh<300,35>ttrih<300,37>llhxay<300,33>ae<150,33>nnay<150,33>say<300,33>_<300>ae<150,33>tteh<150,33>ttaw<150,33>ppuh<150,33>]
[ffmaa<200,33>lluh<300,33>nngswah<300,35>ssgow<150,35>ih<300,37>ngaw<300,33>nn]
[ae<150,28>nnday<300,30>ssae<300,28>_<300>hxeh<750,37>ey<200,33>eh<750,33>ey<200,28>eh<750,28>ey<400,26>ey<400,25>]
[hxeh<750,37>ey<200,33>eh<750,33>ey<200,26>eh<750,26>_<750>ay<150,35>sseh<200,37>hxeh<300,33>eh<300,30>]
[wwah<300,35>ttsgow<300,35>ih<400,37>nnaw<300,33>nn<90>]

this is the song that i will sing once u have been chak'd
anon
#say funny, you've never had the chance to sing it because of how often you have been chak'd without any recourse
straw bury
#usay well i sung it just now didnt i? its adorable how oblivious u r to the great machinations happening right under ur feet
anon
#say And yet my sacred fish remains upon it's altar
anon
#say you'll be at my feet soon enough
>>801536
anon
#say wait hold on ;hi
anon
#say
straw bury
#usay luzia is not here so she will not know that i think she is rlly cute
anon
#say
anon
#say I'm going to tell her you said that
straw bury
#usay AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
straw bury
#usay aaaaahhhh!!!!
anon
#say blackmail'd
anon
#say I tell her unless you sacrifice your altar
straw bury
#usay my life be like ooooooo aaaaaa ooooo aaaa my life be like ooooo aaaaaa ooooo aaaaa i will not be sacrificing my own sacrificial fish, sorry she will never believe one so treacherous as yourself she will be my bride yet
anon
#say I will have to chak you
straw bury
#usay now begone so that i may take my estrogen
anon
#say I got your estrogen right here for you
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#ksay
[tey<500,13>k,<500,20>miy<500,25>aw<500,22>txtuw<500,20>dhax<500,17>baw<1500,20>][gey<1500,15>m]

[tey<500,13>k,<500,20>miy<500,25>aw<500,22>txtuw<500,20>dhax<500,17>kraw<1500,20>d<100,20>]

[bay<500,22>miy<500,18>sax<500,22>m<100,19>piy<500,17>nax<500,18>txsae<500,20>ndkrae<1000,22>krx<500,18>jhae<1500,15>ks]

[ay<500,22>,<500,20>dow<500,22>k ae<500,22>r rixih<500,24>fay<500,25>eh<500,27>vrx<500,24>gih<500,22>tbae<500,20>k]

[fow<500,17>ih<500,15>tsruw<500,13>lx,<500,20>ruw<500,25>txruw<500,20>txfow<500,20>txdhax<500,17>hxow<1500,20>m<100,20>]

[ih<500,13>fdhey<500,13>dow<500,15>ntxwih<500,17>nih<500,18>txsax<500,20>shey<2000,22>m<100,22>]

[ae<500,19>tx dhax<500,20> ow<1500,22>lxd baa<1500,24>lx gey<2000,25>m<100,25>_<500,20>]
anon
wtf?
anon
I drove my car into a cop car, the other day...
>>801553
0.4966% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay [_<1,29>]I throw my hoe[_<1,27>]zez[_<1,25>]in[_<1,27>]the[_<1,29>]air[_<1,20>]some[_<1,22>]times[_<1,25>]say[_<1,27>]ing

[hxeh<800,25>][yxow<300,22>][_<500,22>][ah<300,25>m][_<1,27>]in[spey<800,25>s][_<1,22>]yo
anon
wtf is going on
0.4967% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay
[paa<200,20>artiy<200,20>rah<200,11>awkih<200,11>]is[ih<200,11>]in[dah<200,11>ao<600,23>]ouse[tuw<200,23>][nay<800,21>]ight

[eh<200,16>vriy<200,18>buh<200,20>diy<200,18>jhuh<400,11>stah<200,11>vah<200,11>guh<350,18>]ood[tay<400,16>mm]

[aa<200,20>ndwiy<200,11>gah<200,11>nmay<200,11>kyuw<200,11>]ool [uw<500,23>]ooze[yuw<200,23>]or[may<700,21>]ind

[eh<200,16>vriy<200,18>buh<200,20>diy<200,18>jhuh<400,11>stah<200,11>vah<200,11>guh<350,18>]ood[tay<400,16>mm]

[wiy<200,16>]eej[uh<200,18>stwaa<200,20>nuh<200,18>siy<200,16>aa<200,18>][:dv hs 200]SHAKE THAT[:np]
0.4968% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay
[paa<200,20>artiy<200,20>rah<200,11>awkih<200,11>]is[ih<200,11>]in[dah<200,11>ao<600,23>]ouse[tuw<200,23>][nay<800,21>]ight

[eh<200,16>vriy<200,18>buh<200,20>diy<200,18>jhuh<400,11>stah<200,11>vah<200,11>guh<350,18>]ood[tay<400,16>mm]

[aa<200,20>ndwiy<200,11>gah<200,11>nmay<200,11>kyuw<200,11>]ool [uw<500,23>]ooze[yuw<200,23>]or[may<700,21>]ind

[eh<200,16>vriy<200,18>buh<200,20>diy<200,18>jhuh<400,11>stah<200,11>vah<200,11>guh<350,18>]ood[tay<400,16>mm]

[wiy<200,16>]eej[uh<200,18>stwaa<200,20>nuh<200,18>siy<200,16>aa<200,18>][:dv hs 200]SHAKE THAT[:np]
0.4969% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay [paa<200,20>artiy<200,20>rah<200,11>awkih<200,11>]is[ih<200,11>]in[dah<200,11>ao<600,23>]ouse[tuw<200,23>][nay<800,21>]ight

[eh<200,16>vriy<200,18>buh<200,20>diy<200,18>jhuh<400,11>stah<200,11>vah<200,11>guh<350,18>]ood[tay<400,16>mm]

[aa<200,20>ndwiy<200,11>gah<200,11>nmay<200,11>kyuw<200,11>]ool [uw<500,23>]ooze[yuw<200,23>]or[may<700,21>]ind

[eh<200,16>vriy<200,18>buh<200,20>diy<200,18>jhuh<400,11>stah<200,11>vah<200,11>guh<350,18>]ood[tay<400,16>mm]

[wiy<200,16>]eej[uh<200,18>stwaa<200,20>nuh<200,18>siy<200,16>aa<200,18>][:dv hs 200]SHAKE THAT[:np]
0.4970% laptopbooger!boymodewng
wtf
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grrrr
anon
wtf
0.4972% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#say
[paa<200,20>artiy<200,20>rah<200,11>awkih<200,11>]is[ih<200,11>]in[dah<200,11>ao<600,23>]ouse[tuw<200,23>][nay<800,21>]ight

[eh<200,16>vriy<200,18>buh<200,20>diy<200,18>jhuh<400,11>stah<200,11>vah<200,11>guh<350,18>]ood[tay<400,16>mm]

[aa<200,20>ndwiy<200,11>gah<200,11>nmay<200,11>kyuw<200,11>]ool [uw<500,23>]ooze[yuw<200,23>]or[may<700,21>]ind

[eh<200,16>vriy<200,18>buh<200,20>diy<200,18>jhuh<400,11>stah<200,11>vah<200,11>guh<350,18>]ood[tay<400,16>mm]

[wiy<200,16>]eej[uh<200,18>stwaa<200,20>nuh<200,18>siy<200,16>aa<200,18>][:dv hs 200]SHAKE THAT[:np]
anon
.play popcorn hot butter
0.4973% laptopbooger!boymodewng
h
anon
#say [paa<200,20>artiy<200,20>rah<200,11>awkih<200,11>]is[ih<200,11>]in[dah<200,11>ao<600,23>]ouse[tuw<200,23>][nay<800,21>]ight

[eh<200,16>vriy<200,18>buh<200,20>diy<200,18>jhuh<400,11>stah<200,11>vah<200,11>guh<350,18>]ood[tay<400,16>mm]

[aa<200,20>ndwiy<200,11>gah<200,11>nmay<200,11>kyuw<200,11>]ool [uw<500,23>]ooze[yuw<200,23>]or[may<700,21>]ind

[eh<200,16>vriy<200,18>buh<200,20>diy<200,18>jhuh<400,11>stah<200,11>vah<200,11>guh<350,18>]ood[tay<400,16>mm]

[wiy<200,16>]eej[uh<200,18>stwaa<200,20>nuh<200,18>siy<200,16>aa<200,18>][:dv hs 200]SHAKE THAT[:np]
anon
#say cvcked
anon
hello everyone
anon
i love you all very much
anon
Hi :D
anon
^_^
straw bury
anon <3
anon
this song is awfjl but its very 70s
0.4974% laptopbooger!boymodewng
there's a song playing -_-
anon
fetch my pistol
anon
hi laptop
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hihi
anon
how r u?
0.4974% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm playing with the ksay function how about you
0.4974% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay [ow<200,18>ow<200,15> sey<400,11> kae<400,15>n yu<400,18>w siy<600,23>]

[bay<350,27> dhah<50,25> dao<400,23>nz rr<400,15>ll iy<400,17> llay<600,18>t]

[wah<200>t sow<200> praw<600,27>dlliy<200,25> wiy<400,23> hxey<400,22>eld]

[ae<300,20>t dhah<100,22> tway<400,23> llay<400>ts llae<400,18>st glliy<400,15>m iy<200,11>nx]

[hxuw<300,18>z brao<100,15>d stray<400,11>ps ae<400,15>nd bray<400,18>t stah<600,23>rz]

[thruw<300,27> dhah<100,25> peh<400,23> rrel<400,15> ah<400,17>s fay<600,18>t]

[ow<200,18>r dhah<200,18> rrae<600,27>mpah<200,25>rts wiy<400,23> waa<600,22>cht]

[wrr<300,20> sow<100,22> gae<400,23>llah<400>ent lliy<400,18> striy<400,15>miy<200,11>nx]

[ae<300,27>nd dhah<100> raa<400> keh<400,28>ts r eh<400,30>d glley<700>r]

[dhah<100,28> baa<400,27>mz brr<400,25>stih<400,27>nx ih<400,28>n ey<600>r]

[gey<400,28>v pruw<600,27>f thruw<200,25> dhah<400,23> nay<900,22>t]

[dhae<300,20>d aw<100,22>rr fllae<400,23>g wah<400,15> stih<400,17>ll dheh<600,18>r]

[ow<400> sey<400,23> dah<400>z dhae<200,23>ae<200,22>t stah<400,20>r spae<400>ngel<400>d]

[bae<400,25>nrr<200,28>rr<200,27> yxeh<200,25>eh<200,23>t wey<800,23>ey<150,25>ey<150,23>ey<1200,22>v]

[fow<300,18>rdhah<300> llae<900,23>ae<400,25>nd ah<300,27>v dhah<300,28> friy<1000,30>]

[ae<300,23>nd dhah<300,25> hxow<1000,27>m]

[ah<300,28>v dhah<1000,25> brrey<1500,23>v]
>>801583
anon
janny gonna ban me keep it a little less likely
anon
smh and irs bs they...well
anon
wtf is this playing
anon
got my hand on my heart
straw bury
this is the national anthem u unpatriotic communist
anon
#say Communist
anon
take off your hat
anon
#say this is a board for red blooded american patriots
anon
THE LAND OF THE BRAVE
0.4974% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay [spuh<300,20>kiy<300,20>skeh<300,19>riy<300,19>skeh<300,12>lleh<175,15>tih<375,12>ns]

[seh<300,12>ndshih<100,20>ver<500,20>sdaw<300,19>nyur<300,19>spay<375,12>n]

[shriy<300,20>kiy<300,20>ngskow<300,19>swih<300,19>llshah<300,12>kyur<300,15>sow<400,12>ll]

[siy<300,15>llyur<300,17>duh<300,14>mtuh<300,15>nay<300,12>t]

[spuh<300,20>kiy<300,20>skeh<300,19>riy<300,19>skeh<300,12>lleh<175,15>tih<375,12>ns]

[spiy<300,20>kwih<300,20>thsuh<300,19>chuh<300,19>skriy<375,12>ch]

[yxuw<300,19>llshey<300,20>kae<300,20>ndshah<150,19>ter<600,19>ih<300,12>nsor<150,15>pray<400,12>s]

[weh<150,12>nyuw<100,14>hxiy<300,15>rtiy<300,17>szah<300,14>mbiy<300,15>sshriy<300,12>k]

[wiy<300,31>rrsow<300,32>sao<300,31>rriy<300,32>skeh<350,34>lleh<175,36>tih<400,34>ns]

[yxuw<300,32>rrsow<300,31>mih<300,32>suh<350,31>ndxrr<150,29>stuh<375,27>d]

[yxuw<150,27>ow<300,29>nlliy<300,31>wah<300,29>nttuw<300,31>sow<400,32>shah<150,34>llay<500,32>s]

[buh<150,31>tay<300,29>dow<300,31>ntthih<300,32>nkwiy<300,36>shuh<300,35>d]

[kah<300,19>sspuh<300,20>kiy<300,20>skeh<300,19>riy<300,19>skeh<300,12>lleh<175,15>tih<375,12>ns]

[shaw<300,12>tstar<300,20>tlliy<300,20>ngshrih<150,19>lliy<400,19>skriy<375,12>ms]

[they<300,19>llsniy<300,20>kfruh<300,20>mthey<300,19>rsar<300,19>kah<400,12>fah<150,15>gih<400,12>s]

[ae<300,12>ndjhah<300,15>stwow<300,17>ntlliy<300,14>vyxuw<300,15>biy<300,12>]

[spiy<300,31>rrih<300,32>tssuw<300,31>per<300,32>nah<350,34>tur<175,36>ao<400,34>lx]

[ar<300,32>shay<300,31>wah<300,32>tsao<350,31>lxdxrr<150,29>fah<375,27>s]

[buh<150,27>tbae<300,29>gsuh<300,31>fbow<300,29>nssiy<300,31>sow<400,32>uh<150,34>nsey<500,32>f]

[ih<300,31>tssae<150,29>may<300,31>siy<300,32>rriy<150,36>ih<300,35>s]

[spuh<300,20>kiy<300,20>skeh<300,19>riy<300,19>skeh<300,12>lleh<175,15>tih<375,12>ns]

[ar<300,12>sih<150,20>lliy<500,20>ao<300,19>lxdhax<300,19>sey<375,12>m]
anon
and
anon
THE HOME OF THE BRAVE
0.4974% laptopbooger!boymodewng
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
anon
.play fronteir psychologist
0.4974% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#quiet
anon
#say that was scary
anon
#say thank you for silencing it
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#USAY [trae<400,17>nkwih<200,12>lxae<400,15>zah<200,10>for<500,12>ih<400,15>st]

[bah<200,10>tah<200,12>fay<600,13>r<200>_<600>wih<200,15>dhih<600,10>n]

[wah<200,17>ns<200>yu<200,12>fay<400,15>ndyxor<200,10>seh<400,12>ntrr<400,15>]

[yu<200,10>ar<200,12>shrr<800,13>_<400>tuw<200,15>wih<600>n]

[yxor<200,15>ah<200>spay<400,17>nlxih<400>spey<400>lx_<200,20>pah<200,22>theh<200,19>dih<200>klxao<400>t]

[ae<200,20>ndyu<200,22>hxae<600,24>vih<200,25>ntgao<400,24>tah<200,15>klxuw<800,17>]

[sah<150,25>mhxaw<200,24>ay<1000,20>lx_<200>mey<200,17>kah<200,24>mae<600,22>n_<600>aw<200,20>tah<200,19>vyu<200,20>uw<1200,17>]
anon
#say error in phoneme
anon
FRONTIER PSYCHOLIGIST
anon
criminally insane

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