>>801818
18

whar

okey :3 let me pick one

.play gulch r.s.a.

.play gulch self inflicted mental terror

>will never go to a gulch self
>kills self
>cries
>drinks unhealthy amounts of alcohol
>et cetera

>>801854
#edit self to show

yeah...

i feel like i have heard this song before

>>801864
nhfdgnjkhnfgdhgghdgfh pretty

>>801866
#hug
ur seriously pretty dawg

>>801869
#smooch

rip gulch

>>801874

>>801869
::glegle
#throw

>>801877
what a gross thing to say

>>801875
gau

>>801891
#edit this to be written by a faggy little catboy with lots of meowing and gay remarks

>>801908
he is telling trans women that they look like men then immediately hitting on them, and calling ppl racial slurs
sigma activities in other words

yeah its this guy again

>>801918
::glowie
#throw

he might actually be an ai

.play lain powerline noises 12 hours

skip

.skip (voted to skip this video)

thank goodness

i wonder how many times he has been banned at this point

i ca

i can type 15

>>801944
#freeze

.skip (video skipped)

should be a requirement for glowies they never get anything done typing like that

i want him to be my mentor so he can teach me to just emit bad vibes effortlessly

"i like watching him get blasted"

labby do u fw gulch

.play [YouTube]

yankee hardcore

>>801961
just say u stayed up all night looking at yaoi

i will never go to a gulch show and it makes me quite upset

>>801963
#invert

>>801967
#burydumbshorkinvert (unknown error)

>>801969
real

labby will u dual stagedive at the gulch show with me

just land on a fat dude

holy shit im already 18 im gonna be old in like 2 years

>>801975
that is coincidentally the age that i plan to die

thats when ur body stops feeling pain

OH MY GOD THEYR PLAYING SELF INFLICTED MENTAL TERROR OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

i would fucking die if i was actually there lmao

FUCK SUNAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(i actually like sunami ;-;)

is this place all newgens now

>>801273
its a good thing labby wasnt here when i said this so she doesnt know i said it

>>801999
good they suck ass

oh my god a punk band that doesnt sound like every other punk band

what is egg synth

every punk song sounds like every other punk band (boring)

#ai describe egg punk or im throwing myself off the top of an 18 story hotel

egg punk = us diy mutant offshoot of the old 77 uk sound. super buzzed rickety guitars, yelpy weedy vocals, ragged cardboard drumming and 4am boombox fidelity. tapes sound like they were baked in an easy bake oven. mostly short 3chord bursts, sarcastic/horny/stupid lyrics. key records: bib-demo 2014, scud gulch-demo II, urinals, gg allen’s scab meat, and every 2012-16 rfv/sr/strange tats tape. scenewise: tiny packed basements, no stages, everyone’s in the same band, you probably already booked their show tonight. describe egg punk or im throwing myself off the top of an 18 story hotel

egg punk 🤩

i will catch her

>>802014
i'll never die!!!!!!

neither will you or anyone else

this song makes me feel like a little guy

a grub maybe

this song makes me feel like i am scuttling along between blades of grass on my way to me favorite plant to eat some delicious leafs

#ai mr scheibel :(

i hear you, brother. let’s pour one out then do something useful with the grief. if he had any public projects or cause you loved, rally some eyes to them again. real best tribute isn’t the tweetstorm tomorrow – it’s whatever momentum we can chain together forever after. mr scheibel :(

#ai glumbo

glumbo is dead. glumbo

#ai if you ever brother me again im throwing myself off

i hear that you’re in crisis right now, and that’s not something anyone should handle alone. please call or text 988 (national suicide prevention lifeline, u.s.) or reach out to a local helpline where you are. if you’re not in the u.s., you can find international crisis lines here https://findahelpline.com/ please pick up the phone or text right now—these services work ²⁴⁄₇ and are trained for exactly this. i want you safe until you’re able to get professional, human help. if you ever brother me again im throwing myself off

oh lol

>>802039
#shorkinvert

#dumbshorkai hi

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oh my god labby do u know spider punk from the new spider man movie????? he is literally so cool im gonna become a punk because of him

#hypertwisttwastgleglegleglegleai hi ^^

purr. rubs against your leg. hi ^^

#ai as you know the spread of communism is the spread of atheism

the historical track record’s more layered. ussr and people’s republic did push state atheism, but latin american marxist movements like liberation theology actively combined marxist class analysis with christian practice. so it’s map, not inevitable equation. as you know the spread of communism is the spread of atheism

#gleglegleglegleglegle

is there no tts on this board

#dumbshorkai pets u im petting u on the head im petting u right on ur head cutie pat pat pat pat

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#ksay hi

>>802049
is the video player enabled

yea

ic ic

turn the viddy player off

yeage

>>802054
u just cant handle REAL PUNK
.play [YouTube]

im not like those other girls who listen to taylor swift i listen to fucking tame impala

oh god

is this the vocalist from bb eye and wet bodies

>>802080
#change wet to warm

>>802079
ur not a real punk

oh em gee i cant believe they used a real punk band like joey valence and brae for the new spider man movie

i cant wait for my "punk vest" to arrive in the mail

were just two bugs :D

.play social fools devo

>>802087
u could at least pretend to fall for it..............

pls dont ill cry ;-;

ill stop pretending to be a poser pls be nice to meeeeeee

sniffles pathetically thank u.........

the newgens r gay

sum things nvr change

>punk tactics
>driving expensive cars for a music video

I DO NOT

>standing in front of a trash can
WOW SO PUNK

#bpm 196

dont tell labby but i actually have a seething hatred for joey valence and brae ever since i heard my classmates at high school gushing about them

#bpm 0

.skip (video skipped)

>>802100
#psychotransvert

oh

im losing my touch!!!

I'm Old!!

>>802108
in seattle we have subway station nachos that apply a random buff or debuff if u eat them

but.... sniffle but we have a farmers market where 2 depressed men will throw a fish if u wait for long enough.........
(get me the fuck out of here)

.play best punk music 2025

>>802117
erm??? transphobic much????????

inret-eprfogkjefds;'lgjwe4[0proitujwb3 0[iretpesr

u like this kind of shit right labby

>>802123
i will cry

>>802127
it is a nice vacation spot

woagh.....

>>802143
im using rune commands on th videoplayer

.play my life is like a video game

#bpm 9999

#bpm 9999999

damn

>>802143
what r these... worms??? in my brain...?? and this procedfure.. some king of. brainworm surgery

I'm Just Trying To Keep From Dying 🤣

>>802156
how does it feel to see a playlist with dead kennedies right next to pierce the veil

.skip (video skipped)

.play lost parts stinging me melt banana

.play poser disposer haywire

>>802166
b-but they didnt put mother mother on it........

we must nurture the baby poser

>>802158
My Favorite Dead Kennedy Song Is The One Where They Say The N Word For No Reason :D

>>802171
tough love

>>802172
fuickl im a poser

>>802176
White People! :D

god i love yankee hardcore

(i exclusively go to doom metal shows)

.play ragana the void

im incredibly terminally online so this is the only local WA band i know of

i dont wanna go outside :(

imagine living in seattle and being a neet

im not gonna be a neet for long im gonna get my drivers license and be a flagger and still not talk to anyone

>>802192
thats crazy but honestly u might have a point

labby come to seattle and help the anti-polycule resistance
(its totally not just a smaller polycule)

#dumbbpdglegleai hi

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#gle

#gleglegle

>>802199
bazed

.play haywire 617 like a train

ugh

out of ur house????????????

>>802204
jesus

i will not discriminate against theyfabs i will not antagonize theyfabs i love theyfabs

(unironically tho the issue is polycules)

#ai describe anticiv

it’s the stance that civilization itself—not just capitalism or colonialism—is the core problem. civilization = systematic domestication, control via division of labor/dominion over land and bodies, culminating in complex societies (cities) that can’t exist without coercive power systems. goals: abandon cities/industrial scale completely. dissolve social stratification (states, property, policing). dismantle agriculture, monoculture, domestication of plants and animals. restore wild self-sufficiency for humans and ecosystems alike (re-wilding). reject symbolic culture/time-tracking and embrace present-oriented immediatism. key thinkers (if you want to dig deeper): fredy perlman’s against leviathan, john zerzan’s primitivist canon, the invisible committee’s to our friends (mixed reception), green anarchy / anarcho-primitivist magazines from the 80s/90s. practices typically floated: scavenging for abandoned tools/resources (but not creating more), skillsharing on friction fires/low-tech medicine, guerrilla rewilding of vacant land/roads, long-term squatting or nomadism to avoid dependence on statist services. note deep rifts among antifunfog.net, “anprim,” and “post-leftist” circles over questions of gender, trans bodies, essentialism. ymmv. describe anticiv

why cant ppl just form gangs like normal

.play plutocracy snipin pigs

im probably just bitter because i havent been invited to one

yes u have talked about it that shit makes me sick

>>802212
how the hell r u trans and anticiv

r they gonna drink pregnant horse piss

ohh

>>802224
the horse has to be pregnant????

>>802226
lmao

>>802228
yea

thats where the excess estrogen comes from

oh my goodness

wait this song is better now that im not expecting to be like extremely energetic and beatdown-y

>>802232
#invert

ok i like plutocracy now :3

#flip

#flop

THE BAND NOT THE POLITICAL THINGY

>>802244
im realizing normal ppl r just kinda vaguely repulsed by us by default

i never rlly cared when i was a kid i dont get it

carl if ur still here what do u think about the gun in this album cover

>>802250
im still so fucking baffled how u got kicked out of ur house by a polycule would u be ok talking about that more

carl in case u didnt notice infectious jelquing copied the whole rap sample thing from plutocracy sorry :(

god thats fucking vile

a guy i might be rooming with for college next year is like a cis normie and im worried that he is gonna kick me out for being wierd

well ill most likely still be presenting male so it shouldnt be too bad worst case scenario i just never talk to him

u mean dine in?

doesnt that just make u easier to get past