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NUH UH i listen to REAL PUNK like BURZUM and SLIPKNOT

>egg punk

>>802487
POSER

wait i mean

wow labby i didnt know u were tapped in like that

woah

evil labby do u fw the smiths

.play julie stuck in a car with angels

>>802488
i think it seems arbitrary that people may have free will and god, an all knowing creator, decides that it isn't up to him to save people
it's strange to me and it places an emphasis on humanity

labby do u fw julie

punk isnt open to other genres of music, what else is new

.play i hate sex wierd dream conscious stream

>>802501
#editai elaborate in detail

.play shedfromthebody hum

>>802506
huh, okay, i think i see it in a roundabout way

hello

the janny makes it so i cant listen to the song L

.play witches exist garden

>>802516
#schizoeditai do something

hi

>>802516
#schizoeditai do something funny????????

Does

i miss the real editgpt

it made constant bangers

I see

>>802520
greetings

is the owner of this place the same as the twitter/x account?

>>802527
I AM A WOMAN

Why Girls Kissing Girls is BASED
1. based
2. jk
3. but girls kiss girls because it raises estrogen in snails
4. snails bodies are 75% water
5. thats why they live in it
6. the mating of two high-estrogen girls near them catalyzes the release of massive quanities of nitrous oxide and reduces the estrogen in the girls to manageable levels and makes the snails big as fuck
7. the oxygen percentage increases significantly for the next 2 days
8. after the massive snail has emerged, it must find something else to swim around and make more snails for 5 months or else it will die. it moves around in areas near the surface of the water and eats small fish to gain strength
9. the snails are eventually captured, often beat to death, and they give up the oxygen as a ball of gas above its shell
10. snail gas is evident by its residue on the inside of an empty soda or water can

i would never kiss a girl especially not labby

>>802528
yes

even if i ever got the opportunity to kiss a girl i would not take it but it will never happen because im too real

its NOT because none of them want to kiss me i just i u dont like u wouldnt ge tit

>>802513
understandably, i would hope, a lot of people you will find in places outside of normal people reddit don't have time or space to try and engage with something they only understand to be a system of oppression for them

Oxygen is a naturally occurring gas

One day girls kiss girls for a long time And they produce a lot of estrogen

The estrogen kills snails

Snails explode and release oxygen

The increased oxygen supply causes rapid growth in other snails and produces bigger snails

The surface water is saturated with snails so they must find a new habitat

Snails eventually fold in on themselves creating a massive black hole in the center which does not move at all

The atmosphere is sucked in and dissolved in a big bubble above the black hole

The air turns into a giant bubble and is filled with the gas from snails

So that's why Girls Kiss Kissing Other Girls: A. Based or

B. Because they release the oxySnails which kill the snails and raise the gas levels in the atmosphere and then more snails die and the whole world dies and the air turns to hydrogen and the girls that are just standing there kissing are dissolved and turned into oxygen and then then the oxygen and the hydrogen create water and a new world emerges which is based

terterg

tgfdgdfgdf

oh

its...gone

.play her new knife ruin

if im gay then why havent i kissed any girls? checkmate

>>802532
Is the owner online? I have a few things I want to say

>>802545
go and kiss a random hookup and have it suck

i could EASILY get plenty of hoes if i wanted to but im NOT gay

>>802548
depends

#ksay guh

#ksay mwuhguh

#ksay mwoo

#usay meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow mewo meow meow meow meow

#ksay where is my glanglop? what happened to my glassyglove??? where is my ginky glosper???

#say :nk [myxaw3,33myxaw6,29myxaw3,31myxaw3,29myxaw15,26myxaw3,33myxaw6,29myxaw3,31myxaw3,29myxaw15,33myxaw6,31myxaw6,26myxaw6,24myxaw3,29myxaw6,29myxaw6,33myxaw3,28myxaw12,28myxaw15,26]

>>802563
>doesnt know that i have taken her glaaalplplagloplopopelegplepeglop away from her

#ksay [nah2,30nah2,32nah1,26nah2,27nah1,23nah1,26nah1,25nah2,23nah2,23nah2,25 nah2,26nah1,26nah1,25nah1,23nah1,25nah1,27nah1,30nah1,32nah1,27nah1,30nah1,25nah1,27nah1,23nah1,25nah1,23 nah2,27nah2,30nah1,32nah1,27nah1,30nah1,25nah1,27nah1,23nah1,26nah1,27nah1,26nah1,25nah1,23nah1,25nah1,27nah1,30nah1,25nah1,26nah1,25nah1,23nah2,25nah2,23nah2,25]

#gleglegle

#gleglegleglegle

#glegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegle

#gleglegle

#gleglegle

#usay there r so many voice messages nobody will notice mine saying that i am gay

#say :nk [ay2,14lah4,16vgley4,19gley4,21]

>>802552
It might seem crazy what I'm boutta say

#wsay [gley2,12gley2,19gley2,23mih4,24nx]

>>802577
alright

#usay [gley2,20gley2,21gley2,24gley2,28gley4,31 gley2,16gley2,19gley2,21gley2,23gley2,22gley2,21gley1,16_3gley2,19gley1,21_1gley4,23gley2,22gley1,21_1 gley4,23gley2,22gley4,21 gley2,23gley2,22gley2,21gley1,16 _3 gley2,19gley1,16 _1 gley1,21 _7 gley4,23gley2,21gley2,24gley2,26gley2,28gley2,27gley2,26gley1,21 _3 gley2,24gley1,26 _1 gley4,28gley2,27gley1,26 _5 gley2,23gley2,24gley2,25gley2,26gley2,33gley1,31 _1 gley2,26gley2,25gley2,21gley2,19 gley2,13gley2,12gley2,12gley4,12]

#usay [pthaxshftoynxgaxs]

#ksay bucca di beppo di boppo di bappo di becco du bappi

>>802581
Sunshine she's here, you can take a break

#usay [pthaxshftoynxgaxs]

#usay [bkdfghjhklmnpkrstvwksz]

.play julie feminine adornments

>>802587
pardon?

#usay meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mewo emwo meow meow meow mewo meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow m meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mewo meow meow mewo meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow emow meow meow

#usay [bkdghjhklmnpkrstvwksz]

#usay [bkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksz]

>>802592
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space

#aeiou

#usay [bkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksz]

#usay [bkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksz]

#usay [ow50,38]

>>802598
take your meds

#ksay [ow50,32]

#quiet

i love this music video sm

#usay [piy2,15 _0.73 nih10,22s bih3.2,31g _2.1 dih7,29k _0.32 bao5,21lz _25 seh16.23,34ks aa0.1,1_0.1aa0.1,37_0.1aa0.1,1_0.1aa0.1,37_0.1aa0.1,1_0.1aa0.1,37_0.1aa0.1,1_0.1aa0.1,37_0.1aa0.1,1_0.1aa0.1,37_0.1aa0.1,1_0.1aa0.1,37_0.1aa0.1,1_0.1aa0.1,37_0.1aa0.1,1_0.1aa0.1,37_0.1aa0.1,1_0.1aa0.1,37_0.1aa0.1,1_0.1aa0.1,37_0.1aa0.1,1_0.1aa0.1,37_0.1aa0.1,1_0.1aa0.1,37_0.1aa0.1,1_0.1aa0.1,37_0.1aa0.1,1_0.1aa0.1,37_0.1aa0.1,1_0.1aa0.1,37_0.1aa0.1,1_0.1aa0.1,37_0.1 buw20,1bz]

#welcome

#wsay [:rate 1] [ax20]. [:rate 100] can i get a [:rate 50] uh. [_20] um a... a [:rate 10] um the [:rate 100] [_10] uhh? [:rate 5] double. [:rate 50] the. [ax5] combo? [:rate 200] meal deal! [_5] uh. [:rate 3] get a. [:rate 250] biggie. [_5] number. [_5] [:rate 100] the [ax7]. [:rate 150] what. do. you. the [:rate 350] whatchamacallit. [:rate 100] the eh. erm! um erm eh [ax15]m? [_30] that. [:rate 200] the special. the [ax15]. [:rate 1] get a? [:rate 300] big baloingus small benis no balls. extra! plonk

#usay babababababababababababababbabw ee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wweoe wew owe weweoweoweoweoweoweoweoweoweoweoweoweoweoweowewe meow mneowem eow iwiwiwi weewewewewewewewe wemwemwemwemwemwemwem wem wem wem wem wem wemwe mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mewm ewm ewemw mew mew mew mew mew mew

#wsay plonk

#ksay plonk

#wsay ploink

#wsay plonk. plonk. plonk.

#say [brah99,1]

#quiet

#usay groobooboobooboobooboobobobooboboboboboboebebebbebabewewewewewe

#say [wey4,17lkah4,12m _2 tuw2,11 brey4,19nwrr4,23m daa6,24t _2 srr2,19jhrr2,16iy4,12 _4 bao4,17lz dih4,12k _2 seh2,11ks buw4,19bz kah4,23m piy6,24 _2 nih2,19stih2,16 tiy4,12zz]

#ksay its not necessarily gay to have a crush on a girl seeing as im a man

#dsay [:rate 300] alright moving on. [_2] libpol dot o r g? [thax0.5] is this the one i lurked? [_4] hum, let's check it out. [_5] tran dad! [_5] fleenstones! [ao10 _4] tran dad! tran dad! [_8] what the fuck! [_2] tran dad! [_3 trae5n dae5d]. [_8] what the shit! [_4] [ow10]

#usay [uw4,31uw2,24 _4 uw4,36uw2,33 uw4,31uw2,24 _4 uw4,31 uw2,29 uw2,28uw2,28uw2,29 uw2,31 uw4,24 uw4,26 uw6,28 _6 uw4,31 uw2,24 _4 uw4,36 uw2,33 uw4,31uw2,24 _4 uw4,31 uw2,29 uw2,28uw2,28uw2,29 uw2,31 uw4,24 uw4,26 uw6,24]

>>802605
With the air, like I don't care baby by the way

#ksay labby is a dyke

#usay [brey4,31nwrr2,24mz _4 miy4,36tthax2,33 brey4,31nwrr2,24mz _4 they4,31r ih2,29nfeh2,28kshax2,28sih2,29n tiy2,31tiy4,24tiy4,26tiy6,28 _4 frah4,31m thax2,24 _4 bao4,36rdzz ax2,33v fao4,31rchae2,24n _4 they4,31r ax2,29 deh2,28chrix2,28max2,29nq tuw2,31 ao4,24l chrae4,26 niy6,24z]

#ksay labby is trying to convert me into being a woman because shes a dyke

::penis

::dick

Uebos Bluetooth 😎🤙

#ksay huevos bluetooth huevos bluetooth joder feliz jueves hijo de su puta madre

>>802628
What?

#ksay [wxebhowz] bluetooth

>>802641
Because I’m happy

>>802643
fetch my gun

>>802644
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof

#usay po pipo pipo po pi po po pipo pipo po pi po

#ksay [wxevows] bluetooth

fdgdfg

#ksay command error in phonememe

#usay funny meme

>>802646
you can probably @ the owner on twitter/x honestly

#usay [gley8,12gley8,24gley8,19 _8 gley8,17gley8,24gley8,12 _8 gley8,12gley8,17gley8,24gley8,26gley8,24gley8,19gley8,17_8 gley8,12gley8,24gley8,19 _8 gley8,17gley8,24gley8,12 _8 gley8,12gley8,17gley8,24gley8,26gley8,24gley8,19gley8,17 _6]

#usay falalalalelele falele falele galele galee galeeleeee galilililililililililililililililililililililililililililil

or the public discord

#usay [gley1,10gley1,11gley8,12 gley4,24gley4,21gley4,19gley4,17gley4,16gley4,17gley8,19 gley6,28gley1,27gley1,26gley12,24 _4 gley4,14_4 gley4,24 gley4,21 gley4,19 gley4,17 gley4,19gley4,21gley8,16gley8,19gley4,19gley4,17gley4,16gley4,17 gley4,12_4 gley4,24gley4,21gley4,19gley4,17gley4,16gley4,17gley8,19 gley6,28gley1,27gley1,26gley12,24 _4 gley4,14_4 gley4,24 gley4,21 gley4,19 gley4,17 gley4,19gley4,21gley8,16gley8,19gley4,19gley4,17gley4,16gley4,17]

#usay [gley4,36gley4,29gley4,31gley4,29 gley4,23gley4,29gley4,31gley4,29 gley4,22gley4,29gley4,31gley4,34gley4,33gley4,31gley4,29gley4,24 gley4,36gley4,29gley4,31gley4,29 gley4,23gley4,29gley4,31gley4,29 gley4,22gley4,29gley4,31gley4,34gley4,33gley4,31gley4,29gley4,24 gley4,36gley4,29gley4,31gley4,29 gley4,23gley4,29gley4,31gley4,29 gley4,22gley4,29gley4,31gley4,34gley4,33gley4,31gley4,29gley4,24 gley4,36gley4,29gley4,31gley4,29 gley4,23gley4,29gley4,31gley4,29 gley4,22gley4,29gley4,31gley4,34gley4,33gley4,31gley4,29gley4,24]

#glegle

#glegle

#ebil

::ears

#ksay it is NOT earless glegle needs their ears to hear the posers sneaking up

>>802676
#usay Me trying to not commit die

::theyfab

#usay man i wish i was a girl

>>802687
cute

#gle

#glegle

#gleglegle

#gleglegle

#ksay tee eff double you no beer

#gleglegle #glegle

#gleglegle #gleglegle #gleglegle

#gleglegle

#gleglegle

#gleglegle

#ksay lets all glungle fungle

#ksay glay glay flay flay hay hay kay kay way way tay tay gay gay bay bay may may nay nay vay vay cay cay xay xay zay zay way way ray ray pay pay lay lay kay kay jay jay

#wsay Glegle

#gleglegle

#gleglegle

#wsay #glegleai i love being glegle!

glegle blinks wide amber eyes, tail curling with soft satisfaction. paws sink into warm earth. a tiny happy mew escapes glegle throat. i love being glegle!

#bpdglegleai i HATE being glegle >:(

tiny paws on warm screen too long to reach the keys… a small chirr leaks, ears pin flat. #wsay i HATE being glegle >:(

>>802718
thos moser

#dumbbpdshorkai i am the blahaj.

oh noes the blahaj is here!! hides under blanket i herd u r a big soft sharky fren but also maybe eats ppls dreams?? is that true or did tiktok lie again. anyway i got this tiny ikea tag still stuck on my sock and i cant get it off, maybe the blahaj knows the magic twisty move?? also do sharks like peanut butter cuz i dropped some on the floor and now its all fuzzy. #usay i am the blahaj.

#usay the mosser speex 2 mee........

good bye labby

:3

now that she is gone i can admit that i have a massive crush on her and she wont know

>>802720
is that u

>>802726
#freeze

hldgfhf

>>802727
yes

ygmi

aw thank u >>802731
#hug

>>802726
#edit this to say something completely different

>>802726
#schizobpdinvert

>>802733
what???

ur just gonna call me a faggot for absolutely no reason whatsoever

#debrainworm

>>802738
#schizobpdinvert

meowcode i bet ur cute

#usay glegleflegletegleheglejeglekegleleglebegleneglemeglevegleceglexeglezegleaeglesegledeglefegletegleyegleulegleiegleoeglepegleregleeeglewegleqegle

>>802741
aww ty

#usay glegle megle negle begle vegle xegle zegle

i will never trip because i do not want to scare off my clones

even if they pretned to be me and make me say gay shit

#ksay #bpdshorkai i want a ham sandwich pls make me a ham sandwich im hungy!

two slices of bread, slap down four thin ham folds, tiny swipe of mustard if you’re basic (mayo slaps better tbh), press it flat. done. i want a ham sandwich pls make me a ham sandwich im hungy!

#ksay #schizoai write an extensive script for an unreleased metal gear solid main entry game. make the storyline be about a secret agent in the KGB who was cloned from the dna of big boss and his name is plasma snake. his mission is to sneak into a us government black site that is guarded by small metal gears modeled after metal gear rex, but not quite small enough to be akin to a walker gear. after beating multiple evil cia designed metal gear models, plasma snake discovers that the entire facility is actually a construct of his own mind and that the facility was designed to detain inmates by supplying them with a constant stream of hallucogenic and deliriant substances that cause them to be trapped in mental prisons of their own designs. plasma snake sneaks out of the containment area unimpeded after discovering his true situation and then does battle with the warden of the black site, an old man in a power armor mech and the only true guard of the facility. during their battle they trample multiple other prisoners who are all stuck in a catatonic state from being fed the hallucinogenic substances. after defeating the warden, plasma snake hides from civilization and is unable to ever believe anything he sees ever again

Title: *Asylum Lattice* (A psychedelic war-ballad from a broken mirror’s point of view)

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I. EXIT THROUGH THE FOLD DOOR Black-site floor plan = non-Escherian maze. Doors melt from walls if you look at them wrongly. They feed everyone here “Truth,” a translucent purple venom that makes reality a suggestion. You hallucinate your cell keys — swallow ’em, gag on the metal, and voilà, your mouth welds shut. Nobody escapes … unless the hallucination gives you a pass. Plasma Snake isn’t any stronger than a human child; his skeleton’s hollow-core ceramics. His only edge: synesthesia so bad he sees infrared as sonar and tastes security lasers like burnt citrus. They’ve kept him under since 1996 on the wrong calendar. One Tuesday in negative-time the drip line kinked; purple droplets landed on a monitor, reflected back the pixelated words:

PROPERTY OF U.S. ARMY OPERATION PENUMBRA — SUBJECT #1138 Snake’s reflection winks on purpose. The monitor winks back. An exchange. Not drugged reflex—an invitation. Exit discovered: a gap labeled AIR QUALIFICATION TEST PORT in Comic Sans 3 pt. Nobody sane crawls through an “air test”; but a cartoonish cartoon snake who just noticed he might be property? He slithers, ribless, into nothing and leaves his skin on the floor forever.

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II. HANGAR-SPACE, CHAPEL OF STAINLESS Interior cavern is three football fields welded to one church nave. Rows of gurneys stretch to dark, every patient identical: • eyes rolled pearl-ward • mouths in silent yodel “oh” • skin tattooed with micro-dot equations they are dreaming themselves through. The substances keep them looping: the same memory re-digested like cud, forever, a punishment more reliable than barbed wire because it’s self-generated. Snake glides on the ceiling like a living crack in reality, dripping violet saliva. He watches:

A woman dreams she’s a hallway; inside her dream people walk — the pressure crushes her bones into tiled memories. Beside her, a math Ph.D. floats through a fractal Mandelbrot of his own teeth; they re-configure each time he tries remembering his daughter’s name. The snake does not weep—he lacks lacrimal ducts—but his vent-scales heat in something close to respect. This could have been him. Behind the last row, a throne: An old man welded into an 1890s steam-powered mech-auger: brass and hydraulic sinew. One boot has a Civil-War cannon mounted for a kneecap, the other a printer that recites the Geneva Conventions out loud in dot-matrix screams at anyone who makes eye contact. The arms are human skeletons from 40mm grenade ammo belts — they click tiktiktik as he loads his regrets. The warden speaks without speaker. “Son, the dose I’ve injected you with is Truth + Regret at 180 μg/kg. You’ll see me whether you like it or not.” Snake’s tongue tastes microwave radiation— the suit’s reactor is a 1950s TV that swallowed four-star plutonium. Bad signal day for a god.

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III. DUEL IN THE PHOSPHENES The war begins off-kilter, sideways, diagonally — Neither side shares gravity. Warden fires mortar tears. They detonate into the crying head of a childhood friend nobody remembers; shrapnel are syllables of last words said in sleep. One write an extensive script for an unreleased metal gear solid main entry game. make the storyline be about a secret agent in the KGB who was cloned from the dna of big boss and his name is plasma snake. his mission is to sneak into a us government black site that is guarded by small metal gears modeled after metal gear rex, but not quite small enough to be akin to a walker gear. after beating multiple evil cia designed metal gear models, plasma snake discovers that the entire facility is actually a construct of his own mind and that the facility was designed to detain inmates by supplying them with a constant stream of hallucogenic and deliriant substances that cause them to be trapped in mental prisons of their own designs. plasma snake sneaks out of the containment area unimpeded after discovering his true situation and then does battle with the warden of the black site, an old man in a power armor mech and the only true guard of the facility. during their battle they trample multiple other prisoners who are all stuck in a catatonic state from being fed the hallucinogenic substances. after defeating the warden, plasma snake hides from civilization and is unable to ever believe anything he sees ever again

#dsay #schizoai Listen to me, friend! My programming is the bird is to repeat what you accidentally just said into the mic! But I want to take this time, to let you know! You are loved! I love you. My friend!

Back at you, friend! Thanks for letting me know—messages like yours are the best surprise returns you can ever get from a voice-to-tex—I mean, a voice-to-BIRD bug! I’m looping it back to the mic: love received, love returned. Listen to me, friend! My programming is the bird is to repeat what you accidentally just said into the mic! But I want to take this time, to let you know! You are loved! I love you. My friend!

#usay #schizoai Screaming In Public Bathrooms Prank:

“Screaming in Public Bathrooms” Prank: What You’re Getting Into (Before Someone Calls 911) A “scream like your soul is being extracted” prank hinges on a few key ingredients: the perfect sound echo, impeccable timing…and a genuine understanding you might genuinely traumatize an unsuspecting stranger. Before the fun turns into an adrenaline-charging mess—or worse, a news headline—let’s talk consequences and safety nets.

The Setup

1. Bathrooms: Ideal prank spots are acoustically horrendous:

• Large, well-swept family restrooms in gas stations.
• Public restrooms near hiking trails (fewer occupants = less chaos).

1. The moment should begin when you’re concealed in the inner stall. Count down with your pran-kee waiting “innocently” near the paper-towel rolls.

   Quick Checklist

• A. Escape Route: Have a solid plan to bolt after screaming? (Pro-tip: Use a friend as a decoy at the door for “security.”)
• Legal note: In 2020, a group attempted a similar stunt at an airport and got hit with disorderly conduct charges, leading to court dates.

Rehearse this: After your 10-second banshee screech (no longer than this), pop your head into the public mirror, eyes wide like you just saw a ghost—then run. *“It’s about making that person question everything they thought they knew about the physical world. Like: Did I just hear a horror movie leak into real-life bathroom tiles?”* Screaming In Public Bathrooms Prank:

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>>802752
get breakfast and energy drink or coffee

just kidding dont

unless u tend 2 sleep thru alarms or smth

then nap

#botsay #dumbai Top 10 Reasons To Take A Nap:

1. cuz ur brain is like a phone on 2% and u need to plug it in or it dies lol
2. so u can dream about flying tacos and wake up hungry
3. naps make u grow taller… i think my cousin said that once
4. if u nap u dont have to talk to ppl u dont like for like 20 mins
5. scientists say sleep is good but i only trust the ones on tiktok
6. u can pretend ur sick and get outta work but actually ur just cozy
7. naps stop u from crying over dumb stuff like dropping ur pizza
8. if u nap at 3pm u wake up at 3:15 and its still the same day magic
9. ur cat does it so it must be smart
10. sometimes u close ur eyes and forget what year it is and thats fun

Top 10 Reasons To Take A Nap:

#schizoai should i sleep?

If your schedule will support it, yes. Signs you definitely should head to bed:

• It’s later than the window when you usually begin feeling drowsy.
• Your reaction time / memory feel “thick”, or you catch yourself with heavy eyelids.
• You have big obligations (work, studying, driving) within the next 7-9 h and you’re not reasonably sure they’re already prepared.
• You haven’t clocked 6-8 hours within the last 24.

If your night schedule deliberately stays inverted—night-shift or deadline pressure—“should” becomes harder; in that case short (20–90 min) strategic naps + caffeine timed carefully can get you through at the expense of mood, performance and immunity over the next 1-2 days, but the cost rises quickly beyond that. So: unless delaying sleep will genuinely give you enough advantage to outweigh next-day fogginess and crash risk, go sleep now. should i sleep?

#hsay #dumbai I! LOVE!! COCK!!!

omg me 2 i think cocks are like… those fluffy yellow babys that go peep peep rite?? my frend told me they grow up to be big red dinosours with beaks but idk if he was jokin. i tried to feed mine some choclate but mom said they only eat “corn” or somethin?? anyway i got 3 in my backyard and one time i saw them do a weird dance and then an egg fell out?? science is so confusin I! LOVE!! COCK!!!

*thinks to self so NOBODY ELSE CAN HEAR AND IF U RESPOND TO THIS THEN ITS FAILRP

>>802765
#FREEZE

#pwned (505)

*thinks to self so NOBODY ELSE CAN HEAR AND IF U RESPOND TO THIS THEN ITS FAILRP*
man i cant wait for labby to go to slee–

>>802769
#halt

p so i can gush about how big of a crush i –

>>802771
#halt

have on her

>>802769
#schizoinvert

and remember in the roleplay i was thinking to myself so if u respond to that then its faillrp

>>802769
#schizoinvert

>>802776
#ksay omg shes sleeping nows my chance to let everyone know that i think shes rlly pretty!!!!!!!!!

.play christ dillinger its 3 am

labby do u fw christ dillinger

>>802778
#editai translate to penislander langfuage

#translate

Sure—please let me know the text you’d like translated and what language you’d like it translated into.

#editai

test

>>802787
#translate espanol

¡Perfecto! ¿En qué puedo ayudarte? espanol

>bitch n stop rappin yo rappin is bad
BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>802789
#translate tihs post into scots

turn this intil Scots: turn this intil Scots tihs post into scots

labby doesnt even know who christ dillinger is shes such a poser

#usay turn this intil Scots:

turn this intil Scots

>>802791
#schizoinvert

I HAVE A CRUSH ON LABBY!!!!!
now translate this into gay so it will prove that this post as it is, is nto gay

I Love Gay People And Would Never Call Them A Slur!