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straw bury
u two just take some time to cool off ok?
sæкі
wha
sæкі
im fine
sæкі
i was just a bit bwa by the way it was being approached and i feel like i was being read in a way i wasnt intending to be or feeling i was
isfine though but rip
straw bury
good
labby
i am a grub and i live in the soil
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I spilled soup on my dish mat today and now it's all wet and gross
straw bury
labby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
labby
#ksay i am a grub and i live in the soil
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>806750
#invert
labby
#ksay i eat roots and organic debris
labby
#ksay my friends the isopods are already eating this strawberry
>>806761
sæкі
also weba labby
sæкі
making tarts n about to be done
>>806772
sæкі
i bought a vape today and it's completely dead
>>806763
sæкі
like it was broken out of the box
sæкі
OH
sæкі
NVM
sæкі
it's working now?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Good
lain from computers
vaepi
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
See I knew she was talking about herpes
labby
but its not scabies i think my skin is just a bit irritated
lain from computers
#ai are scabies also grubs

nah. scabies are super-small itch mites—sarcoptes scabiei—not the larval form of any beetle or fly. grubs are fat beetle larvae. different phylum entirely: mites=arachnids, grubs=insects. are scabies also grubs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fat? More like positively plump
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Scary :(
lain from computers
asfasdfdasg
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>806779
New member of Steam powered Giraffe looks swag
straw bury
>>806782
may i have a tart saeki
sæкі
>>806780
waow
im trying guaf for the mucus stuff i mentioned
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ai twinknon x living lasagna man slashfic smut bdsm

twinknon pins lasagna man’s noodle wrists to the bedframe, rope binding wet sheets tight. sheets rip like pasta under their grip. lasagna sauce smears; basil and tomato drip onto twinknon’s wrists as he snaps on parmesan-grade cuffs. “spread the layers,” twinknon whispers. fork-knuckled fingers part noodle folds, reveal bubbling ricotta heart. the lasagna man’s meat sizzles, cheese pulls into stretchy webs that cling to twinknon’s tongue. he tastes the mozzarella moan with each lash of a flayed cannellini whip; the sheet-pan beneath them clangs like cymbals. heat rises—325° of filth. lasagna man trem-balls, begging for another al dente bite. twinknon drizzles extra virgin oil down his own cock, watches it glisten against garlic skin. they slide layers; sheets fold over thighs, tuck cheese edges into slit gaps. “stay set till the timer rings,” he growls. lasagna man sobs marinara tears. final countdown: the oven beeps, but neither moves—just the slow melt of cheese, the pull-bite of shared sauce. twinknon x living lasagna man slashfic smut bdsm
>>806793>>806796>>806804
anon
>>806790
That is no longer a pseudoscorpion
sæкі
>>806791
is this even allowed lmao
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It is now ;)
lain from computers
try not to have the robot make smut please........
>>806798
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>806795
Kay I'll make them friends (with benefits) next time
labby
>>806767
i have a red spot on my arm that is a bit itchy and the timeline lines up w scabies incubation
>>806803>>806805
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>806797
Big ass claws
sæкі
#ai what is scabies

tiny mite called sarcoptes scabiei burrows under the skin, causes night-time itching especially between fingers, inner wrists, armpits, around the waist. extremely contagious by skin-to-skin contact or shared bedding/towels. dermatologist gives nightly permethrin 5% skin cream or oral ivermectin and insists that everyone in the household and recent sex partners get treated together even if they don’t scratch. wash clothing/linens at >50 °C and bag anything un-washable for 72 h. repeat cream in 7-10 days; residual itch can go another month even after the mites die—use moisturizers + OTC cetirizine. what is scabies
labby
>>806800
but i dont think i have it bc the visuals dont match up and it doesnt itch that much
sæкі
>>806800
aw those i hope ur alright but yeah it's probably not that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>806804
How I feel when comparing friendship to baking cookies out of meat
lain from computers
real
straw bury
>>806807
twinknon saliviating rn
labby
a month ago i had contact w someone who had contact w one of my enemies who had scabies
labby
but i dont think i have it
labby
that part of my arm gets irritated more often bc of sun and putting on gel meds n dry skin
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Speaking of skin diseaces, you guys know psoriasis right? My friend from the internet showed me his leg and it was covered in this stuff
>>806825
labby
#ai how to know if i have scabies

itchy, especially at night tiny raised gray-white lines (burrows) on hands, wrists, between fingers, belt line, or feet rash/bumps around those spots often in clusters; family/shared-bedding folk get it too a simple test if uncertain after reading pix: scratchy skin+ burrows = gp confirms by scraping under scope, maybe rx 5% permethrin cream, wash clothes/linens 60+°c if it’s just one or two bumps that don’t itch like hell it isn’t scabies how to know if i have scabies
anon
I shaved my balls
straw bury
daddy blanchard im hsts i promise
anon
and now they are 75% more aerodynamic
>>806824
lain from computers
>>806822
thats clearly lasagna.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>806821
*spins them*
straw bury
.play nice balls bro slaps them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>806825
He said it's because of poor diet I think
labby
psoriasis is genetic i think
labby
but it can be excarbated by environmental factors
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah but it spiked up because of his poor diet, as he told me
labby
i know my friend had to fight the gp over gettinf better meds for it too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Man, I wish my mom would stop being overprotective and just let me visit the doctor all by myself at least once
anon
“pseudoscience never made me come before,”

False
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
RIP Andy Warhol, your lazy ass would have used AI for everything
labby
sorry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It okay, I don't read these
lain from computers
>tag wall
sæкі
god
sæкі
opening the file upload explorer just lagged me from when i last posted to now
anon
#write a story about hugging saeki and then her file causes her laptop to crash

arms barely circle her once before her whole posture flinches, shoulderblades jutting like folded wings. “um—” her laptop’s fan whines. the 4-gb spreadsheet on her desktop, labeled saeki_final.xlsx, flickers. one cell, =SUM(TODAY()), eats memory in a runaway loop. every copy she accidentally ctrl-c’d during editing screams in exponential chorus down a stack of vms. blue. black. “god FUCK” she breathes into your hair still trapped between her arms. the embrace shifts, stiff, until you both watch the battery indicator blink zero. no file, no hug space. just the heat of a cpu burning its last cycle and our breath fogging the dark room. a story about hugging saeki and then her file causes her laptop to crash
labby
god bless whoever deleted that post
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
15795.png
::transgender
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
14828.png
::transgender
labby
#write a story about gay metalhead casey pretending she isnt gay

casey wore nothing but band tees, had an extensive vinyl collection, and screamed along to converge like tomorrow wasn’t real. everyone in richardsville’s scant diy scene knew her as the chick who somehow got kicked outta three venues last quarter (“stage diving incident,” “smashing my own snare,” and “inciting anarchy while sober”—her words). after every show, casey lit a clove on the sidewalk while her ride shared horror stories about the guy two towns over who’d come to their last house party in a crimson ghost shirt and kiss girls until someone called him gay. all laughter. just jokes, yea? casey grinned so wide her molars showed and swallowed any hint she maybe felt the inverse of their mockery. saturday night, local thrash opener ‘woundwicker’ annihilated first street dive. casey had front-row sweat on that already black tee, hair dripping like she’d showered in the pit. when woundwicker’s bassist, a lean amazon in eyeliner thicker than slayer riff, peeled her sticky bangs off her skull right before going on, something cold twisted deep in casey’s ribcage. casey caught the flash of that chipped black nail polish and—no, nah, turn that channel fast. “holy shit they slayed,” casey brayed on the curb back with the boys, voice hoarse. she didn’t mention the moment those sharp eyes lingered on her for three blinks too long. two weeks later the tour flyers announced w-w-d—‘witches, warbirds, and death’. that same bassist stood center photo in corpse paint, same hand brushing the edge where leather meets skin like a dare. casey’s first honest reaction was i want those fingers on me. she slammed the door of every locker in her brain before anyone could say she blushed. she went anyway, black hoodie hiding her patch-covered vest ‘cause patches give you away; the vest could speak for itself. she stuck to her dudes outside for pre-game. they passed a handle and teased that anyone scoring the bassists’ setlist tonight got “free beer,” then someone snickered, “but you gotta actually get it, unlike the girls we try with—gay panic, etcetera.” laugh track. fire lit her cheeks anyway. inside, casey moshed first riff. every stomp stomp stomp of jackhammers and floor toms and those sharp eyes on her as the bassist prowled left and right, closer, closer than any singer ever dared. aftermath lights came up, crowd thinned to drunk stragglers collecting shirts for the wash. the bassist hopped backstage edge, sweat still dripping. “hey — pit girl,” she called. casey froze, hoodie half zipped because her hands weren’t in this anymore. “name’s sage.” the bassist stuck out a ring-smothered hand. “dig your backpatch. mayhem with inverted crosses — killer taste. you local, right?” casey swallowed a gallon of her own spit. shrug. “yeah… s’nothing to do here but buy records.” “lucky i’m moving.” sage grinned; something electric snapped behind molars. “got any afterparties? hate to crash one where nobody knows the words but me.” casey’s whole vocabulary evacuated, every rehearse-able phrase dying in glottis. “nah… nah nothing, buncha larpers at jesus burgers ‘cross route nine. wouldn’t wish on your worst band.” she spat into the gutter like saying ‘jesus’ tasted wrong. heart slammed like blast beats, because why the actual fuck was she lying? everyone else could just casually mention wanting the bassist’s tongue down their throat, so long as they were straight. or acting straight. same difference right a story about gay metalhead casey pretending she isnt gay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want to kill people (in Minecraft)
straw bury
real
straw bury
wait randal r u on the minecraft server
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah don't have Minecraft
straw bury
#usay fengle skengle
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ksay finkles tinkles sprinkles figgles
straw bury
#usay munka hunka junka stunka
labby
#ksay grubgle
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ksay hummina hummina
straw bury
#usay labby i have taken ur flagalge henglelgul away from u once more
anon
#say hummina hummina look at those BAZONGAS AWWOGA
labby
#ksay straw u win bc im eepy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ksay gleepy gleerp
straw bury
#usay yippee the yerple oeurplek is all mine
labby
#ksay yippee ka yo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ksay zeep zorp gaffot fleep
labby
#ksay howdy feller
straw bury
#usay meep
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#say i swear to god i will go to the nearest olive garden and kill the manager if twinknon keeps generating lasagna
labby
#ksay what brings a cowboy like you to our fine town this day
straw bury
>>806871
#usay hraglke mlaklkehge
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>806871
A refreshing experience, never seen this been done anywhere else
labby
#ksay [fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff]
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
White noiz
labby
#ksay Well howdy there Cowboy
anon## janitor
What would make for a more appealing website and for who?
>>806892>>806882
sæкі
hai
dawn
#bounce
labby
#ksay now don't go crossing the sheriff
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>806878
We need moar flags
sæкі
errr
sæкі
i sent 5 or so flags to add
sæкі
but other features hmmm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Does it include randalsexual flag?
sæкі
and lel
sæкі
sorry i forgot that one
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's fine, I'll do it myself
anon## janitor
If it were not so difficult or clumsy to navigate, would you make more use of threads or do you think one big thread is better?
>>806895
labby
i think livetyping inherently alienates some people and theres not a very large population so the non-livetyping boards are kinda doomed
>>806896>>806898
sæкі
probably, but more than likely not as much as on other style sites
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>806891
On this board every thread is like one thread anyways I think
anon## janitor
>>806893
Why do you believe this?
labby
no posts lead to nobody posting so theres still no posts
>>806900
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>806893
I think these people can just pretype it in notepad or something
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But yeah, it does kill the suspense and you cum too early
anon## janitor
>>806897
I am referring more to livetyping alienating people.
labby
i think livetyping is a v different experience from what many people go to image boards for
>>806904
labby
i really like it but i can understand why if you want more measured and thought out conversation it might be a hindrance
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I like simulating gacha with the pics I added to the image board
anon## janitor
>>806901
What do you believe people fundamentally use image boards for?
>>806906
labby
i just like saying shit w/out having my identity linked to it
anon## janitor
>>806906
In your experience
labby
bc i love saying shit i use words recreationally
>>806912
straw bury
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
labby
like sure everyone knows me as labby
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Drawing a qte bear girl
labby
but tomorrow i cd change my flag and go back to anon, figure out a new bit instead of gruns and nobody wd know
straw bury
this song sucks ass
anon## janitor
#gruns
labby
:(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I like having an identity here because everyone are friends
>>806923
labby
#ksay grub
straw bury
namefags and anons unite
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>806922
Nice crowds, nice folks
sæкі
livetyping, people who come here, and the more nuique features
labby
>>806922
i got into the in group and i think the in group is pretty nice
straw bury
i guess twinkanon is more of a flagfag
labby
the novelty of livetyping has kinda worn off, i still like it but its not what gets me to post here
dawn
>>806922
livetyping, fun convos every once in awhile, & moderation that keeps the usual suspects away

peeps here are nice too without being super cliquey
straw bury
meow
labby
but i really like the people here, as well as being able to inflict things on people w commanda
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I like slapping people sometimes
>>806938
#kick
>>806941
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Get rotated
straw bury
16363.jpg
::booger
#rotate (use .rotate)
straw bury
booger is incredibly small i hope she is doing better
>>806949
labby
saeki can i cast a spell on u
>>806965
anon## janitor
Do any of you feel the image board / chan aspects of libpol make it inaccessible to people you would show the site to otherwise?
>>806967>>806962
straw bury
saeki is good for practicing magical spells on because despite being frazzled by the effects of some spells she keeps doing it for the sake of her friends practice at the magic academy
anon
Shoot one of them got out!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
STOP BOUNCING I'M TRYING TO GIVE FEEDBACK
anon
>>806955
Not really tbh, I think it's fine
labby
i dont show this site to anyone bc its nice not having any offsite repercussions for the wild shit i spout
>>806968
straw bury
CARL KEEP UR CATS ON A GOD DAMN LEASH
>>806966
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>806955
I prefer to keep it my own happy place
>>806971
labby
>>806963
also it lets me complain abt ppl i know irl
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ksay carl carl carl carly carl
labby
we have highly trained scarabs
straw bury
>>806972
we need to contain carls cats dont make me go out and get them myself
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#say carly carl carle carl carl carle
labby
this man will make shirt work of it
>>806979
anon## janitor
What I am hearing is that it is an intimate space that you enjoy because of the psuedo anonymity it provides?
>>807019>>806981
straw bury
>>806977
hmmmm...... i will keep this in mind. how much does it cost to deploy a scarab?
>>806982
sæкі
a lot of it, yeh, probably
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>806978
Yes but also I feel like I can trust my more "intimate" problems with people here (like my struggles with mental unwellness and such)
straw bury
awwwwwwwwwwwww
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Foog :::DDDDD
straw bury
love foog............
straw bury
16439.jpg
::2011_volkswagen_new_beetle_cabriolet
straw bury
::scarab
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>806995
IT'S BUGESSSSSSS
straw bury
the beetles won
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
::buge
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
::buges
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
::bed buge
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
::gay sex
#bounce
anon
Uh oh, one of the little ones is escaping
straw bury
15905.jpg
::strawgirl
#bounce
i think i will go out for a stroll
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
16028.png
::gay_sex
#bounce
labby
dont worry my beetle is catching him
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Homesar...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>807014
Carlerrrrrrrrr
anon## janitor
#cleartheme
labby
i can talk shit abt people irl that i just can w anyone i see face to face
>>807023
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
16390.png
::twinknon
labby
>>807021
i share communities (eg squatting and punk) with people who have deeply hurt me and if i ever talked shit abt them irl it wd reach them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
16390.png
::twinknon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
15958.gif
::twinknon
straw bury
i like it here cuz my friends r here
anon## janitor
Hmm... So basically you have no incentive to share it with people close to you?
>>807034
labby
my gf knows i post on my obscure imageboard site but i dont tell her which one
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I've got no friends anyway so I share with people here
straw bury
i wish i had irl friends
>>807036
straw bury
i would still come here tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They call me 007
0 bucks
0 bitches
7 mental disorders
straw bury
i only have 2 mental disorders that i know of i gotta catch up
>>807035
labby
>>807027
yeah i like to keep it contained from my irls
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>807033
GOTTA CTACHED EM ALL
labby
this website is where im free from the constraints of my daily social life
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ksay mencacraft
anon## janitor
Hmm... Okay
anon## janitor
I think it would be nice to bring livetyping to more people
>>807046
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sloog nation
anon## janitor
It is a question of how... When bad and cruel people aren't welcomed it is hard to have an audience
dawn
most altchans are dead or near dead tho
dawn
this is the only one i can think of that isn't in hibernation until 4chan dies again
straw bury
kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ksay lasagna lasagna lasagna lasaga lagasa slasga lagsa;a lsaagsa; lasagsa
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yess got the breastfeeding at first try
labby
#ksay lasaekna
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
::beatles
labby
i added some beetle pics
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No BEatles :(
labby
kill john lennon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I fucking hate him and his gas ass him and McCartney fucking fuckers bastards I want to kill them both them kill them again
straw bury
like the band? the beetles?
>>807071
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>807069
No the bugs are alright I guess
straw bury
labby r the beetles punk or nah
straw bury
they kinda remind me of the dead kennedies
sæкі
lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
How
straw bury
they sound similar at times
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play yardbirds for your love
straw bury
they kinda give spider punk hobie brown vibes tbh
straw bury
this sounds like some shit labby would listen to
>>807080
straw bury
probably
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I mean, it's good stuff so
labby
im ngl i would not listen to this
labby
punk influenced by this probably yeah
straw bury
this sounds exactly like all of the "punk" u have qeued tho
>>807090
sæкі
lol
straw bury
and all of the stuff on ur playlist
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah Labby's punk picks are actually punk I think, Yardbirds is too old timey and soft to be punk
>>807093
labby
>>807086
local woman cant make out any music above 100 bpm
straw bury
but it sounds the exact same
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>tfw music isn't at least 600 bpm
labby
>>807089
it reminds me a bit of more modern ramonescore
labby
1
labby
but ig ramonescore is usually the softest i get wrt music
>>807100
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I like Rolling Stones :)
labby
.play ivy green another subculture going bad
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Overall I guess my music taste is a little boomer-ish but it does help me get along with my equally autistic dad
labby
.play zounds great white hunter
dawn
.play weezer burndt jamb
labby
i fw punk rock heavy
straw bury
.play xibalba cold
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play cranberries salvation
labby
.play skarpretter rich bastard
labby
.play rat patrol kiss ass and survive
straw bury
.play auditory anguish wicked west
labby
1
labby
another subculture going baaad
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
DAMNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
labby
ivy green were posers but they go hard so idc
straw bury
METALHEADS > PUNKS B)
labby
>>807116
this is what it looks like when i have gay sex (im a punk)
straw bury
GAY!!!! GAY!!!!!!!!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GYATT
labby
go my beetle!!!!! attack her!!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
16446.jpg
Whatever go my scarab
::beetle
#bounce
straw bury
ur pathetic little beetle is no match for my superior nordic viking black metal strength
>>807125
labby
>>807124
average metalhead is a member of the waffen ss confirmed
labby
zounds is so hard
straw bury
.play pig destroyer trojan whore
straw bury
what in the world is that supposed to be
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Modern art
straw bury
EWWW WEEZER EWWWWWWW
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
YESSS WEEZER INCELCORE
labby
weezer :(
dawn
you take that back

weezer is lovely
>>807137
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love Weezur
straw bury
i suppose i can tolerate it..........................................
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
More like packing
straw bury
more like protectorate
dawn
rivers is a gift to humanity and i will not have you telling me otherwise
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Evil gay sex (in Minecraft)

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