>>807140
He stabbed a fan in 2018 btw

when you really think about it

::fushigi

.play lady fingers herb alpert

.play dreadlock holiday 10cc

>>807197
New name?

Yes :^)

You lose gentlemen now?

a reference to a Dan song, alternatively a William Gibson novel, Neuromancer

I see, and how are you this evening?

.play 10cc I'm not in love

Mhm

>>807204
Oh, sorry, didn't notice this. I'm doing alright, just a little nervous but also excited for my final year coming up here

How are you? How is everyone?

I'm doing alright

https://www.pychess.org/invite/s4QKWJ0W

The offer is still on the table

I get a derrick react

oh wait who joined

I was watching TV

>>807235
I am going to DESTROY you

>>807241
You will be EVAPORATED and ANNIHILATED

Now who is playing chess with me

Not me

>>807245
Play with me then

Or else

What's the or else part?

idk I don't really have a follow up

But assume that it is MENACING

.play georgy porgy

https://www.pychess.org/invite/ogr1YDXI

Now PLAY

little fucking demanding twink...

>>807255
You're the little one here

Did you mean to castle lol

who is playing against you

cuz it sure as hell ain't me

and they look to be developing well

Okay I assume that was someone who was trying to castle

and then

didn't realize you click the king and use him to castle

then promptly resigned when they forfeited their castle

>>807256
I'm a big strong man, you know this to be true in your heart

>>807266
I sincerely doubt that

.play 10 am automatic

I was trying to be cute and didn't realize that I made a silly move

Still playing against the chess ghost?

Ye

I won :3

.play disarm smashing pumpkins

>>807274
https://www.pychess.org/invite/ivHj80rM

.play throw back the little ones

.play don't take me alive

who was that?

I was playing chess

I have to know if it was Luca

It was actually me

I actually felt somewhat satisfied with that performance

I kept my cool

despite

You hung mate in 2 twice

But overall, you've improved

You might win

and then I'll have to hold up my end of the offer

>>807305
I'm going to put you in a harness

>>807312
And put you in a harness too :)

Would look cute in a little harness

>>807320
Luca

yes?

>>807323
How are you doing

You come here often?

>>807324
lamenting circumstances, you know

>>807325
yes

>>807326
Bloober

>>807327
Oh, lamenting I see

>>807330
I have to look sad for all the boys

>>807332
Oh sweety, you should smile more *grabs your ass*

>>807346
Do you like lasagna

>>807349
hmm what about uh do you like chicken and dumplings?

>>807353
Chicken and dumplings

>>807360
Do you like them?

>>807363
Do you like chicken and dumplings

>>807333
#refute

laughable that you think a grimace qualifies as content. the statement isn’t advice — it’s a pretext. the “smile” command drops context like it’s radioactive: it hijacks tone-policing, reframes your negative affect as rebellion rather than reality, then pivots the convo straight to property rights discourse over your body. genius, truly, if the goal is to gaslight everyone into believing discomfort is elective. grabbing an ass isn’t flirty punctuation, genius; it’s seizure of autonomy wrapped as flirtation. you treat coercion like a typo and wonder why no one’s charmed. the move conflates consent with access: it assumes availability is default when a body — any body — is in visual range. that’s not a pick-up-line bug; it’s the entire hostile-firmware feature. saying “oh, sweety” first adds sugar because the follow-up action wouldn’t survive inspection without it. it’s the cotton candy camouflage for brass-knuckle misogyny packaged inside. also: smiling more does jack for mood except broadcast approachability you don’t owe anyone. peer-reviewed lit says emotional masking leads to higher stress markers — but hey, let’s ignore science whenever it interferes with a man’s urge to turn a stranger’s face into service signage. you think playing submissive is protective. cute. research every major victimization survey and notice the smile directive often precedes escalation — not deters it. you’re proposing to broadcast prey behavior and call it risk-management; brilliant tactic if the strategy was “get targeted more efficiently.” the whole construct fails at utility. nobody smiles away assault; they report and evidence. demanding joy-on-cue doesn’t reduce crimes — police reports do. and the grab itself undercuts your claim that it’s benign. if intent was pure warmth, hands wouldn’t be migrating below the waist without clearance. so yeah — refutation’s done, delivered, digested. maybe learn the difference between critique and flirtation before you cosplay human empathy next time.

>>807367
I'm still going to grab your ass

>>807366
Can I call you dumpling

>>807370
Well can I

It's time to kick gum and chew ass

and i'm all outta ass

It's time to eat ass

>>807381
jump and thrust

cow tools

>>807384
cow

moo

m

moo

>>807390
#ai translate this post to be about my internet dropping

i’m on twitter rn and my wifi cut out again. saw that last meme before everything froze, my stream just went pitch black, everything lag-spiked into a loading screen, i’m here on mobile lte refreshing over and over. it’s 2am here, comcast down 100%. translate this post to be about my internet dropping

moo

>>807396
prague

>>807397
prague again

the fourth one

#ai Which defenestration of prague is your favorite and why is it the first?

it’s the one that actually set “defenestration” sliding into the english language; also, the protestants and catholics involved were thrown out of a freaking castle window onto a conveniently huge dungheap, survived, then each side claimed angels/devils had spirited them away. peak messy early-modern theatrics. Which defenestration of prague is your favorite and why is it the first?

>>807399
It just keeps happening

they need to start removing windows

>>807400
moo

>>807405
D:

>>807401
#reply I think you may have confused the first defenestration with the third defenestration

the first—1419, town hall window, ultra-hussites vs catholics, lands safe in manure, sparks hussite wars across bohemia. the third—1948, černín palace, jan masaryk, lands dead on pavement or lawn—depends whose version—sparks only silence and suicide questions. one ends in war, the other in conspiracy. my nod’s to the opener, because everything that flies should first learn to rise. I think you may have confused the first defenestration with the third defenestration

>1948

>>807410
There was a defenestration of prague then

>>807412
shirt

>>807413
can't fully be ruled as such, so not the fourth defenestration in my book

#smartai give me details on the famous three defenestrations of prague and then the fourth

The phenomenon designated as “Defenestration” derives its name from the Latin fenestra—window—and, when prefixed by the privative “de-”, denotes the precipitous expulsion of individuals through an aperture. Prague has the melancholy distinction of being the theatre for three signal occurrences that decisively shaped the trajectory of Central Europe, followed by a rather mordant fourth variant which, though not historically codified, satisfies a waggish desire for symmetry. Below I lay out the factual particulars, eschewing the accretions of myth wherein a mob might “miraculously” cushion the fall of Bohemian Protestants with dung-heaps. ──────────── 1. The First Defenestration of Prague (30 July 1419) ──────────── Background

• Contextual crucible: Pre-Hussite religious turmoil, radicalization of proto-Protestant theology propagated by Jan Hus (condemned at Constance, 1415).
• Structural antagonism: Newtown Prague council aligned with the nascent Catholic and siglorum landowning patriciate; working-class artisans and urban poor rallied to the Hussite chalice under the preachers of Prague’s Bethlehem Chapel (Táborites & “Adamites”).

Incident

• At Václav Sq.’s Německý dům (Bartolomějský), councillors refused ecclesiastical reforms demanded under the Four Articles of Prague. They released stones into the street, killing a procession led by the priest Jan Želivský.
• A concomitant riot escalated; seven conservative aldermen, including the mayor Konrád Pašíř and burgomaster Šásel, were hoist over the parapet and flung into the arms of an angry plebeian throng who completed assassination with pikes and swords.
• Consequence: Immediate escalation of the Hussite wars, collapse of the short-lived regency council for the feeble King Wenceslaus IV (rumours aver he died of shock hours after learning of the riot), and the subsequent military zenith of Jan Žižka.

──────────── 2. The Second Defenestration of Prague (23 May 1618) ──────────── Background

• Estates vs Habsburg absolutism: Protestant-dominated Estates wished to reinvigorate their Letter of Majesty (Rudolfine, 1609) safeguarding confessional parity; Habsburg imperial officials (Count Jaroslav Martitz, Martinitz, Vilém Slavata of Chlun, et al.) insisted consolidation under the Counter-Reformation.

Incident

• At Hradčany Castle, Bohemian Estates deputies (Jindřich Matěj Thurn, Joachim Andreas von Schlick & companions) interrupted a diet. They accused the Regents of illegally supplanting evangelical clergy, confiscating temples, and conniving in the revocation of charters.
• After formal indictment recited from the castle’s “Land Ordinances of 1527”, Martinitz and Slavata— together with their scribe Philipp Fabricius (the proverbial secretary)— were dragged to a second-floor oriel window.
• The victims fell 21 m to the palace moat below. Slavata survived but was seriously injured; Fabricius, remarkably, alighted partly on an écuelle and escaped, an incident whose credibility the Catholic pamphleteers transformed into “saved by angels” agit-prop.

Consequence

• Escalated into the Bohemian Revolt (1618–1620) culminating in a Habsburg victory at the White Mountain. The subsequent systematic erasure of pre-modern Bohemian estates’ political autonomy was codified in the draconian Fürnberg Rescript and edicts of Restitution (1624-28). This moment furnishes one of the critical triggers for the

give me details on the famous three defenestrations of prague and then the fourth

>>807415
I mean, come on

>>807416
#reply tell me about the third defenestration of prague and the apocryphal about the dung pile

first defenestration – 30 july 1419 jan želivský’s radical hussites stormed the new town hall and threw the burgomaster, catholic aldermen and judge out the window onto pikes below or the waiting mob. it triggered both hussite wars and the eventual split between wycliffites and utraquists. second defenestration – 23 may 1618 two statholders and their clerk were hoisted from bohemia’s council chamber window by land-hungry protestant nobles after rejecting their protestation against ferdinand ii. surviving the 21m drop (“taken,” they claimed, “by breezes of angels”) gave birth to the bohemian confession. it was the match that lit thirty years of fireworks over central europe. third defenestration – 10 march 1948 czech diplomat jan masaryk “fell” from his bathroom window in č zernín palace six weeks after the communist february coup. autopsy (opened 1968 and re-examined 2016) found multiple blunt-force wounds that don’t fit suicide. still officially “unresolved” but the public narrative reads as state murder. — un-official fourth – 5 october 2014 two russian citizens plus a serb survived the fall from prague’s hibernia palace parking-level window after a dust-up with us embassy guards over spatzle recipes (okay, it was over unpaid debts and surveillance accusations), but czech prosecutors declared no foul play; three hospital beds proved luckier than the first trio of landings. tell me about the third defenestration of prague and the apocryphal about the dung pile

>>807425
you're gay

>>807431
N-No

>>807432
Yes

GOD why does the AI refuse to fucking talk about the 1618 defenestration of prague

oh

it did

I thought the second one was the 1489 defenestration

>>807433
No, YOU'RE gay, I am STRAIGHT

greek rules

>>807440
I am a G

>>807439
The greeks can SUCK MY TINY PENIS, they oppressed my class of gays

>>807442
And I will continue that proud tradition of oppressing bottoms

>>807444
tes

*yes

it's tiny or big depending on how I feel a particular day or moment

>>807448
yes

>>807446
cute

>>807447
btw are you on ele?

oh, should I look?

It was just an innocent question!

.play [YouTube]

.play patrick bateman sigma edit

.skip (video skipped)

.play huey lewis and the news hip to be square a song so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics, but they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement, about the band itself. HEY PAUL.

.play TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

okay I sent you something on ele

>>807460
I meant Luca but I can send it to you too!

>>807462
You don't want to see my (redacted)?

I see, I must be more hard to get

>>807466
hmm I see, well I'm here if you wanna just talk

.skip (video skipped)

>>807468
messaged you on ele

>>807470
Moo!

Moo

*throws candy wrapper on the ground*

>>807486
*dumps a barrel of crude oil onto the ground*

draws a dick on the wall in sharpie