>>80624
it's still online btw

hot

>>80659
same but with sleeping dogs

rip sleeping dogs 2

2 sleeping dogs

.play snail goes wild on milk

#ai Write an apology letter for the aftermath of it literally raining cats and dogs as the mayor of a town, including various specific events that resulted.

[Your Name]
Mayor of [Town Name]
[Town Address]
[Town City, State ZIP Code]

[Date]

Dear Residents of [Town Name],

I am writing this letter to express my sincere apologies for the recent events that have occurred in our town. As the mayor, it is my responsibility to ensure the safety and well-being of all our citizens, and I regret that we were unable to prevent what happened.

As you are aware, a severe thunderstorm hit our town last week. However, what followed was beyond anyone's imagination - it literally rained cats and dogs. The downpour resulted in numerous damages and disruptions throughout the area.

Firstly, I would like to apologize on behalf of the local animal shelters as they were not prepared for such an unprecedented event. We understand how distressing it must have been for everyone involved when these poor animals were falling from the sky. Our team worked tirelessly with animal control services to rescue them and provide medical attention where needed.

Moreover, due to strong winds accompanying the rainstorm, several trees fell on power lines causing widespread power outages in different parts of our town. This led to inconvenience and disruption in daily life for many residents who had no access to electricity or internet services for days.

The heavy rainfall also caused flooding in low-lying areas resulting in property damage and road closures. Our public works department has been working around-the-clock since then trying their best to restore normalcy as soon as possible.

I recognize that some businesses suffered significant losses during this time due to damaged inventory or being forced shut because of unsafe conditions including fallen debris on roadsides posing potential hazards.

Lastly but most importantly, I want to extend my deepest sympathies towards those who lost their beloved pets during this unfortunate incident. Losing a pet can be heartbreaking at any time; however losing them through such tragic circumstances is especially difficult.

Please know that we are doing everything within our means as a town to assist those affected by this calamity. We have reached out to neighboring towns and state authorities for additional support, and we will continue our efforts until things are back to normal.

Once again, I apologize for any inconvenience or distress caused by the aftermath of it raining cats and dogs in our town. Rest assured that we are taking steps to prevent such incidents from happening in the future.

If there is anything else you think needs attention on my part as your mayor, please do not hesitate to reach out to me directly at [Your Contact Information]. Your feedback is always appreciated.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]
Mayor of [Town Name] Write an apology letter for the aftermath of it literally raining cats and dogs as the mayor of a town, including various specific events that resulted.

hmm, less exciting than i'd thought

#ai rebuttal letter on being CANCEL CULTURED for turning dogs into spaghetti

To Whom It May Concern,

I am writing in response to the recent accusations of "cancel culture" surrounding my previous work of turning dogs into spaghetti. I would like to address and clarify some misunderstandings that have been circulating.

Firstly, let me assure you that no harm was ever intended towards any animal during this process. The dogs used were not real, but rather life-like sculptures created by skilled artists using materials such as clay and resin. These sculptures were then photographed in various poses before being digitally edited onto images of spaghetti dishes.

The purpose behind this project was never to promote violence or disrespect towards animals, but rather a commentary on the absurdity and excessiveness of certain food trends. In today's society where people are willing to try exotic and unconventional foods, why not push the boundaries further with something outrageous like dog spaghetti?

It is also worth noting that these images were never meant for commercial use or mass distribution. They were solely created as an art project for a small group exhibition at an independent gallery space. Unfortunately, due to social media exposure, they gained more attention than expected which led to their widespread circulation without proper context.

I understand how these images may be upsetting or disturbing for some individuals and I apologize if anyone was offended by them. However, it is important to recognize that art has always pushed boundaries and challenged societal norms throughout history.

In conclusion, I stand by my right as an artist to explore controversial topics through my work without fear of being cancelled or silenced. Art should spark discussions and make us question our beliefs; it should not be censored based on personal preferences or sensitivities.

Thank you for taking the time to read my letter and allowing me the opportunity to share my perspective on this matter.

Sincerely,
[Your Name] rebuttal letter on being CANCEL CULTURED for turning dogs into spaghetti

hmm that might be too gruesome sorry

you can't just turn dogs into spaghetti and then say 'sorry'

#ai rebuttal letter on being CANCEL CULTURED for turning cows into spaghetti

Dear [Name],

I am writing in response to the recent cancellation I have faced for my infamous dish of "spaghetti cows." While I understand that this may be a controversial and shocking concept for some, I would like to clarify that it was never my intention to offend or harm anyone with this creation.

Firstly, let me start by saying that the idea of turning cows into spaghetti is purely fictional. It was simply an imaginative and creative way for me to present a unique dish at my restaurant. As a chef, I strive to create innovative and thought-provoking dishes that push boundaries and challenge traditional notions of food.

However, it seems that in today's society everything is susceptible to being misinterpreted or taken out of context. The term "cancel culture" has become all too familiar these days, where people are quick to jump on the bandwagon without fully understanding the intent behind something.

In regards to animal rights activists who have been particularly vocal about this matter, let me assure you that no animals were harmed in creating this dish. The spaghetti used was made from vegetable-based ingredients- not cow meat as some may assume.

Furthermore, as someone who deeply respects and values our environment and its inhabitants, I always make sure ethically sourced products are used in my kitchen. In fact, most of our produce comes from local farms where animals roam freely and live healthy lives before being humanely slaughtered for consumption.

Lastly, while there will always be differing opinions on what is deemed acceptable or offensive when it comes to food choices - we must remember that everyone has their own tastes preferences which should be respected.

At the end of the day cooking is an art form; just like any other art forms can evoke different emotions within individuals- whether positive or negative- but they should still be appreciated nonetheless.

In conclusion,I hope this letter clarifies any misunderstandings surrounding my unconventional culinary creation.I apologize if anyone felt offended by it, but I stand by my dish and will continue to push boundaries in the kitchen.

Sincerely,
[Your Name] rebuttal letter on being CANCEL CULTURED for turning cows into spaghetti

i am very self conscious

probably in an attempt to emulate proper social integration i guess

#ai rebuttal letter on being CANCEL CULTURED for turning cow meat into spaghetti

Dear [Name],

I am writing in response to the recent accusations and backlash I have received for my decision to include cow meat in a recent dish I made. It saddens me to see that I have been labeled as someone who is promoting animal cruelty and disrespect towards cows, when this was never my intention.

Firstly, let me clarify that I am not trying to defend or justify any form of animal abuse. As an avid cook and food enthusiast, it has always been my passion to experiment with different ingredients and create unique dishes. In this particular case, I had come across a recipe for spaghetti bolognese which called for minced beef. However, being open-minded about exploring new flavors and textures, I decided to substitute the beef with ground cow meat instead.

I understand that cows are considered sacred animals in some cultures and religions. However, as a non-vegetarian myself, it is important for us all to respect each other's dietary choices without judgment or condemnation. Just like how some people choose not to eat pork or seafood due to their personal beliefs, eating cow meat is also a cultural norm for many around the world.

Moreover, the idea of "canceling" someone over their choice of protein seems extreme and counterproductive. It restricts open dialogue and promotes division rather than understanding between individuals from different backgrounds.

Furthermore,the notion that using cow meat in cooking automatically translates into supporting animal cruelty is flawed thinking.The source of my ingredients were ethically raised cattle on local farms where they were treated humanely during their life span.It would be hypocritical if those accusing me of promoting animal abuse were consuming dairy products or wearing leather goods themselves.

In conclusion,I want everyone reading this letterto knowthatmy loveforfood goes hand-in-handwithrespectforanimalsandtheir welfare.I do not condone any formofanimal mistreatment,and believein responsible consumptionand ethical sourcing.If anything,this experiencehas onlystrengthenedmy belief in the importance of respectingdifferent dietary choicesand promoting understanding between individuals.

I hope this letter helps to clarify any misconceptions and assumptions about my character. I am open to having a constructive conversation with anyone who has concerns or questions regarding my actions, but please do not resort to cancel culture without first trying to understand the full context.

Sincerely,
[Your Name] rebuttal letter on being CANCEL CULTURED for turning cow meat into spaghetti

#ai rebuttal letter on being CANCEL CULTURED for turning dog meat into spaghetti

To whom it may concern,

I am writing this letter in response to the recent accusations and backlash I have received for creating a dish using dog meat. As someone who has been "cancelled" by society, I feel compelled to address this issue and defend myself.

First of all, let me start by saying that I understand and respect people's cultural beliefs and traditions surrounding food choices. However, my intention was never to offend or disrespect anyone's culture or beliefs. As a chef, my goal is always to create unique and innovative dishes that push boundaries, challenge perceptions and spark discussions.

The idea for turning dog meat into spaghetti came from my love for experimenting with different flavors and textures. Growing up in Italy where pasta dishes are a staple part of our cuisine, I wanted to add something unexpected yet deliciously flavorful to the mix.

Nowhere in any of my social media posts did I promote or encourage the consumption of dog meat nor did I try to normalize it as an acceptable food choice. My intention was simply culinary innovation – not cultural insensitivity.

Furthermore, let me clarify that the type of dog used in this dish was not your typical household pet but rather sourced from farms specifically bred for their meat consumption. These practices may be shocking or even repulsive to some individuals but they exist within certain cultures around the world which should be acknowledged without judgment.

While many people have expressed their outrage towards me on social media platforms without fully understanding the context behind my creation, others have taken things too far by calling for boycotts against me personally and attempting to ruin my career over one dish.

This is what cancel culture does – instead of promoting healthy discussions about differing perspectives; it shuts down opposing views through bullying tactics like online harassment which can negatively impact someone's livelihood without second thought.

In conclusion,I would like people accusing me of being cancelled cultured especially those who haven't tasted said meal before jumping onto conclusions.I understand that there will always be differences in opinions and cultural practices, but let us not forget the importance of open-mindedness and respect towards each other. As a society, we should strive to have healthy discussions about these issues instead of immediately resorting to cancel culture.

Sincerely,
[Your Name] rebuttal letter on being CANCEL CULTURED for turning dog meat into spaghetti

#ai rebuttal letter on being CANCEL CULTURED for driving a car with a giant blender in the front that shreds cars and their drivers in front of them and plowing through a traffic jam

Dear [Name],

I am writing in response to the accusations of being "cancel cultured" for my actions while driving a car with a giant blender attached to the front. I would like to address these claims and provide an explanation for my behavior.

Firstly, it was never my intention to cause harm or chaos on the roads. The blender attachment on my car was simply meant as a novelty item, and I had no idea that it could actually shred other cars and their drivers. As soon as I realized what was happening, I immediately stopped using it and got rid of the attachment altogether.

I understand that my actions may have caused inconvenience and fear among other drivers in the traffic jam. However, I want to assure you that there was no malicious intent behind them. It was simply an unfortunate accident caused by poor judgment on my part.

Furthermore, labeling me as "cancel cultured" is unfair and unjustified. Cancel culture implies intentionally targeting someone for their beliefs or actions in order to silence them completely from society. In this case, all I did was make a mistake while driving which resulted in property damage.

I take full responsibility for my actions and apologize sincerely for any harm caused during this incident. Rest assured that such reckless behavior will not be repeated again in the future.

In conclusion, please know that there are always two sides to every story before jumping into conclusions about someone's character or intentions based on one event alone. Once again, please accept my apologies for any distress or inconvenience caused during this situation.

Sincerely,
[Your Name] rebuttal letter on being CANCEL CULTURED for driving a car with a giant blender in the front that shreds cars and their drivers in front of them and plowing through a traffic jam

#ai I will NEVER APOLOGIZE for driving a car with a giant blender in the front that shreds cars and their drivers in front of them and plowing through a traffic jam where the entire highway is clogged with burning wrecks and screaming humans.

I will NEVER APOLOGIZE for driving a car that can fly, dive underwater, and travel through space at warp speed while blasting heavy metal music.

I will NEVER APOLOGIZE for using my car's built-in laser cannons to defend myself against any enemies or threats that come my way.

I will NEVER APOLOGIZE for having an AI assistant in my car who gives me navigation directions in a sassy British accent and provides witty banter during long drives.

I will NEVER APOLOGIZE for customizing my car with neon lights, flames decals, and spinning rims because it makes me happy and expresses my unique style.

Lastly, I will NEVER APOLOGIZE for being the envy of every driver on the road because they wish they had a badass car like mine. So no, I will never apologize for living life on the edge with my epic ride. I will NEVER APOLOGIZE for driving a car with a giant blender in the front that shreds cars and their drivers in front of them and plowing through a traffic jam

this is a little bit more something.

but ultimately ai drivel

you know whats weird is, its oddly euohoria inducing waiting for regrowth after laser hair removal, cuz its like male puberty in reverse with less regrowth every time, and each session is like leveling up in an rpg

>>80697
i had two years of beard laser have very thin facial hair still a problem byt so mych better, i just git my second leg laser and idk ut feels like leg laser is mych faster like leg hairs mych less resistant than beard gair to laser

my legs are so massively thick theyre ginna look amazing with no hair

.play darkest moments in television history

.skip

my leg hair started out almost this severe goddamnit cant upload oh well

was gonna use random net pics as before and after metaphors

.play [YouTube]

i have heard insomnia is common in the military

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

this one goes hard

do you mean RU?

cus if so, the drafts shit kinda makes that irrelevant

ic

pain, know some peeps over there as uhhh

my work involves cybersec for ua

lol

it be

they profile it, searching doesnt affect much welp

.play [YouTube]

ccp drama..

lol

.play [YouTube]

.play 55 tage in peking

.play [YouTube]

cats

.play cats remix 2023

meow

.play [YouTube]

.play highly offensive jonathan blow clips to boost producti

btw in hungarian ppl also say "pingal" for painting

.play [YouTube]

>>80779
my mother if she was a game programmer

.play telex voice 1984

.play justice - genesis

.play [YouTube]

>refund a game on steam a week ago a few hours after i bought it
>still havent gotten the money back
>refund a game on steam today like 10 minutes after i bought it
>already got the money back for it

has steam robbed me

is the game still in your library

no

oh uh

it said the refund was processed it can take up to 2 weeks tho its just funny how quick this one was

like within an hour

it do be like that

but its much worse when you play for two hours and decide its not a game for you but then its too late aaaa

yeah

In retrospect I was wrong

anon did you put a (You) in your name

.play jonathan blow clips to watch at a break at a web com

>>80800
erm.... maybe?

test

yeah

make it comic sans

make it Bebas_Neue

excellent

oh its wonky

I cant see

Ohh

I CAN SEE

lol expertsexchange.com

that was what it was called at first and then they added the hyphen lol

>(You)
(silly)

#fish🐟

oh i hit enter

#fish˚⋅ 🐟 ₊ ‧

its just stacking the spin on post and the iamge

bounce does afunny thing when you use spin with it at the same time depending on the speeds of each

we still use master at my company

>>80834
it' out of control

it stops bouncing

over time

it dies

nooo it just gets a little tired

takes a little break

it dies for a moment

its called a nap

its called a quick death

i will smite you

.play earth exploding in real time

.skip

.play [YouTube]

this one is pretty cool

>>80855

bouncing in harmony

spring/3s

>>80860

>>80860
#rotate3d

how does this work

>>80866

i did that it didnt work

you didnt

>>80869

oh you type spin not rotate 3d

>>80871

>>80881

>>80882
you use ;> to target posts

>>80885
unsubscribed

ohh

thats what happened

>>80889

test ;flip

>>80888

get fractal'd nerd

this is what it feels like to have a fever dream and then wake up

>>80897

>>80897

>>80900

poop

>>80906
this is genius actually

>>80909
yes

bee

bee

.play [YouTube]

>>80915
yes

>>80916
ok thanks

.skip

.play [YouTube]

>>80921
would it be hard to implement

is there no way to add like some sort of filter to audio that goes through the site

oh i guess yeah

.play The Quick Brown Fox - DAS LOVE BOP

>>80933
that could be fun having it for webms n stuff

hmm

can you replace snowflakes with worms

raining worms

and dogs

and cats

no cats. just worms and dogs

dogs turn into spaghetti

whatswrong with the new season did they break the items like they do every season

whats the gimmick

me

$5

its huerotate

purple admin

>>80954
oh this sounds like ass

im new here whats going on im confused

>>80969
they often are

hmm

>>80976

was hoping it would shift thru the hues...

>>80984

>>80976
themeatically sure yeah

idk i think im just a boomer with league cause i started playing back in 2012 and i just dont like a lot of the gimmicks they added over the last few years

>>80987

oh yeah void grubs was p cool

i havent played normals in years tbh but i did watch worlds for 2024 so ik abt that

havent they won enough....

oh shit yeah that stuff

going through all that then winning is powerful

is he rly that bad

ohh i did hear about that yeah

sounds lame

but yeah idk anyone that plays league anymore and ive just played arams since like 2021

>>81010
yeah the constantly having to change and rework things can get pretty annoying like theyre reworked all the items so many times. makes sense to update older champs tho

lol

win early game free orn passive

its too much

>>81022
i want that burger

the shots are all kinda still and not very dynamic, but, there's not as many amalgamates

idk i guess by keeping the shots stilly ou reduce the number of amalgamates

who cares what happens in 10 years thats like... 10 years away

i care

because i will be there in 10 years

>>81030
i care

probably

i like to find true information and not wander forever in a forest of ai vomit

>>81033
oh i see

wrong rplyu

ddg and bing are done for yeag

google. not bing why did i say bing haha

>>81039
good, id rather use an llm than dig 10 year old stackoverflow posts about some stupid function i have to call

what does "when the internet dies" mean?