BTS

i had a 3 year long special interest in bts.

WONDERSHOW MIKU

>>830665
sigh....................... am i that obvious.

.play bts war of hormone

we are so wonderhoy guys

WRONG. EMU OTORI

bwabwabwabwa straw knows everything about me telepathically

I DONT KNOW YOU PUT IT ON

this was my skibidi toilet

it was a tiktok trend for a while.......

tasty emunene content

YEA PEAK PEAK PEAK THIS IS THEIR BEST SONG

ah the era where they pretended to be badass

>>830699
i dont know i think that was the album aesthetic

ITS BEEN A WHILE

jeongguk my beloved

he was like 17

sigh i wish jin got more lines in the older songs

it would give her a disease not seen since the 13th century

I GOTTA LOAD UP MORE BTS THIS SHIT IS ACTUALLY HARD

im sorry for being cringe

if there were it would be me

.play airplane part 2 bts mv

for reference j-hope made a song called airplane and they made a sequel to it in 2018 eheh

i will literally spit bts lore nonstop for hours if requested

bangtan sonyeondan

translates from korean (roughly) to bulletproof boyscouts

they made a movie called burn the stage uhhhhhhh theres run bts which is a gameshow they made

thers also a song called um

wait no i dont want to play um that song is stupid

RUNBTS IS ACTUALLY AWESOME

its so fun

taehyung looked so good with pink hair he should've kept that

oh fuck its so weird hearign this song in japanese instaed of korean
they only made the mv for the japanese version for some reason

WAIT WAIT WAIT

I JUST REMEMBERED THE EXISTENCE OF PENTAGON

A RATHER OBSCURE KPOP BAND I WAS IN LOOOOOOOOOOVE WITH

they moan a lot

uh um uh what else is a banger

FUCKING DIONYSUS OMG

.play dionysus bts

ehehehe

i'll stop with bts after this but you better prepare for pentagon

okie dokie :D

i know. a lot of kpop

like too much i think

for a healthy human

banger alert banger alert

this is their best ep

HI FENT

i'm forcing straw to listen to bts

AHHH

my mom is telling me to put on the bts variety show on the wormwatch

she's the one who got me into bts in the first place so i feel i should trust her word

my mom is fucking insane

a few hours ago labby was interrogating me on my mom's fanfic history

and i sent her the only 2 wlw fics she's ever written

you dont know my mom is a fanfic writer??

well she is

#ai advantages of fanfic author mom

built-in beta readers who’ll actually read the draft at 2 am instant kid voices for dialogue checks excuse to binge source material (“research”) teaches plotting, deadlines, emotional arcs irl caffeine budget becomes household necessity, not personal flaw kid’s friends think you’re cool, boost ego + potential future readers lockdown hobby that ages with the kids: toddler → teen fandom shifts can monetize on patreon while claiming “saving for college fund” teaches kids that writing is normal, not wizard magic commiseration with other parent-writers = free babysitting network advantages of fanfic author mom

this is all incredibly true

can i still forcibly play bts while youre gone

.play boy with luv bts

this was the first song i ever was like actually in the fandom for

i remember this song dropping and my mom waking me up at like 6am

if you cant tell i like feminine singer boys a lot.

WXS AND BTS COLLAB WOULD MAKE ME DIE IN REAL LIFE

bts's names?

kim seokjin (stage name: jin) born dec 4th 1992
min yoongi (stage name: suga) born mar 9th 1993
jung hoseok (stage name: j-hope) born feb 18th 1994
kim namjoon (stage name: rm) born sep 12th 1994
park jimin (no stage name) born oct 13th 1995
kim taehyung (stage name: v) born dec 30th 1995
jeon jeongguk (stage name: jk) born sep 1st 1997

ez

halsey also collabed with bts on more songs than just this one

they've also collabed with charli xcx, nicki minaj, lauv, charlie puth (i think), snoop dogg, and a bunch of other pop culture icons

WAIT HOLY FUCK IDOL

.play idol bts

THIS MV IS INCREDIBLE

this is their best mv

KORE!!! I LOVE KORE

is this not peak or what

anpanman mention that was my favorite song by them for like years

fuck yes

i forgot how fucking crazy some parts of this mv were

im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal

lets see what has my mom done fandom wise

she:
- sparked a 3 year long special interest in bts for me
- has run several fanzines for a variety of fandoms that i STILL have merch from almost a decade later
- has written and officially published fanfic since 2008
- made me watch kpop demon hunters with her (9/10 movie lwk)

okay i'll put on wait

I'LL PUT ON PENTAGON

.play pentagon do or not

i remember when this dropped too

i still know every single lyric

YAN AN I LOVE YOU YAN AN

he's an actor now

wheres shinwon i need shinwon content

the one with the fuckass curtain bangs

uh wait i gotta find his promotional card

>>830866
i dont smoke weed

can i do edibles instead

kewl

.play pentagon sha la la mv

yuto destroys a fucking piano

it gets better

THESE LYRICS, COMPOSITION, AND CHOREO WAS ALL MADE BY THESE GUYS. NO LABEL INTERFERENCE

THATS INCREDIBLE FOR KPOP

like i cannot stress how impressive that is for cube entertainment to not write songs in any way

hui, hongseok and yeo-one did most of it i think

SHINWOOOOOOOOOOOON

wait i gotta find their CARDS!!! dammit!!!

>>830884
i'm dangerously close to this posture

>>830890
okie dokie lokie

.play bts spinebreaker

>>830889
#edit replace the second "yanan" with "yeo-one"

.play bts pied piper

.play bts cypher part 3 live

this song is literally dissing kpop stans

its about how teen girls in korea always follow bts and observe everything they do on social media when the school system in korea is actually extremely gruelling and students should do everything they can to catch up

see bts is deep sometimes

.play pentagon spring snow

.play jhope more

you already kinda do

fent is this song peak or what

i have not

YOONGI GOES SO HARD IN THIS SONG

ITS THE BEST CYPHER LIKE EVER

fun fact: namjoon (the one rapping rn) is a genius, he has 148 iq and scored in the top 0.2% in most of his school tests (idk the exact percentile but somehwere around there)

he also taught himself english at age 3

from watching a lot of friends dubbed in korean with english subtitles

this is pentagon's best song

HAPPY BIRTH

booger we are listening to kpop today cuz straw brought it up

the dude in the kilt's name is literally kino

fuck you mnet

ANCIENT GERIATRIC BOOGER

.play jhope daydream mv

happy boarf day.

alnb;ewnoewboaewbwnwibw0b909wnbnobnp9w4w4ubnpeirbnpabnabn

booger you share a birthday with mizuki akiyama from project sekai

will she show up

WHERE IS MIZUKI

NOOOOOO

DONT SELL HER SHES MY SISTER

IF YOU SELL HER YOU GOTTA SELL ME

.play blackpink playing with fire mv

.play momoland bboom bboom mv

.play red velvet russian roulette mv

>>831007
#tag (link to booru image) miku

i can fix that

*hands you a batch of freshly baked cookies*

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i also had a bit of a blackpink obsession when i was younger

dont worry after these three women songs i will have more men

you have an interesting variety of interests

most of them my fault

jisoo is the only korea-born blackpink member
jennie and lisa are ethnically korean but they were born in new zealand and australia respectively
and lisa is thai

jennie and rose i mean

fuck

i dont know shit about momoland i just like this song

i also dont know shit about red velvet i just like a few of their songs and i like whats her name uhhhhhhh WENDY I LOVE HER

straw would you like it if i put on an episode of the bts variety show its really funny i promise

shimp do you love computer fans

heartbreaking

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STTRAW

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