lmao

average libpol police officer

oh

>>831841
#slop

yueap

god DAMN thats a big fucking tab

>>831845
\\hes throwing up gang signs with one hand and holding a glock 19 with the other

>>831848
alright chill

ykwim

wtf ny yankee COP HAT

tuff

Honestly pretty cool, we should petition to force the real NYPD to wear those

\

.play code lyoko opening

.skip (video skipped)

moonslop????

jesus christ

.play napalm death you suffer

nice

.play dj sharpnel for you

i gotta go to my stupid gay troon support group in 10 minutes

you will have a good time its okay

weh

wehhhh

honestly i like this board theme the more i use it

#usay awawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa

i feel like if the like wiggling effect was just a little more subtle i would like it a lot

i made it more exaggerated, it used to be subtle, i can try making it more subtle

what in the fuck

this board hurts my phone

lmao

anytime i send a message it makes the wormwatch buffer

>>831885
sniffs u

sniff sniff sniff

stop sniffing me u gross homo

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sfsnn9nfs nsnnfff snsffff snffff

straw stop sniffing

do u want me to admit that im gay or not

how do i also make an evil board

make a grub themed board where everyone has to roleplay as a grub or they get banned

>>831896
this board has put me in a high stress enviroment

>>831897
YEAH

and then i will make a worm themed board where we plan raids on the grub board

:(

i just wanna make grub city

grub city was build on the ruins of shrimp city. worm city never forgets a slight, even if it was only comitted against one of our allies

you cant raid grub world

because there isnt one but us worms will be ready..... we will avenge shrimp city

>>831903
you believe the lies they tell you.... grub and shrimp civlization were allies to the bitter end

we had nothing to do with the destruction of shrimp city, it was rhat dastardly twink

one grub vs 100 worms

grub civilization is dediccated to revenge against those who harmed shrimp city

>>831911
this one is for twink

the grubs leveled shrimp city and force all the shrimps to live underground, and all the other arthropods just believe them when they deny responsibility. but shrimp city remembers

and worm city will grant them their revenge

we have already made contact with shrimp rebellion syndicates within the grub empire. you are being eaten alive from the inside and you dont even know it

)

>>831915
you believe their lies......

/grub/ is real gimme a while to set up

i gotta go to my tranny support group right now and when i get back it had better be up so that i can invade and destroy it

buh bye :3

good luck n take care byebye

lain

#ksay lain

#ksay laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain

hey

computer fan

lol

halp

should i get the LL or the QL or does it not matter

UH

#ai whats LL or QL fan

ll = low-noise, runs at fixed speed, smooth airflow, rgb rings. ql = quiet-luxury, slightly louder at same rpm but has rgb on both sides and more leds. both are corsair 120/140mm pwm fans using magnetic levitation bearings. whats LL or QL fan

#ai whats a QL fan

ql fan = quiet line fan. it’s noctua’s marketing term for their 120mm pwm models that spin at 300-1800 rpm and have rubber anti-vibration pads. they’re the same motor as the regular nf-a12x25 but sold at lower max speed to keep noise down. whats a QL fan

jesus christ

the bot only lies lol

who's bot

i had no idea what these fan things are this is a corsair specific thing

just get quiet fans that have colors lol

colors??????????

how are you doing by the way lain

i like the board you designed

all i did was tell the AI what to do for like an hour tbf

it looks good still

>>831949
i dislike this board and the damage ir causes to me

>>831951
#punt

LOL PUNT STILL WORKS

do other commands not?

>>831952
#tireiron

OH MY GOD

bwa

>>831956

wormlang doesnt i think

>>831959

#spim

UR MOM DOES N'T

>>831962
#edit make this nice

#spin

this board makes my phone heat up

lol

its supposed to be horrendous and im glad its living up to that

does the comic sans show up for you

incredible

k

/ban lain_from_computers making a bad board that attacks me

whye........

youre so tsundere for my shitty board

nuh uh

uh huh

you want to post on /sloppa/ with me

>>831982
no!!!!!!

hmph

you love posting on /sloppa/ with me you love the board

nooooooo

i hate it on this board and i think ur stinky

do you really think im stinky

no :(

I'm quite fond of libpol user lain from computers

lets smoke one (1) cigarette

so this is where all the cool kids are......

the more this board theme feels like a cartoon show official forum the weirder i feel about it

like some terrible nightmare shit from cartoon network or disney in 2006

im burning my fingerprints off if i stay on here too long

#ai isnt it funny

funny ha-ha or funny strange? isnt it funny

lets turn up the heat #bounce

im glad to say the bouncing post just went invisible

bounce doesnt work on here sadly

yes it does

check out my new invisibility spell #bounce

it does?

it does for me lol

because the site is the same as other boards

thats so upsetting WHYE

let me go figure that out, sec

uhh idk if you can its on my end lol

but if theres like logs you want i can hand em over

oh hahahaha

if this is it im gonna scream

im still imagining that post on like

huh ok it wasnt ublock

icarly forums dot info

>>832012
#throw
::grub

>>832012
#describe (a close up of a worm on the ground)

nice

its not safe browsing either

nothing shows up in the uhm

console?

lain can you Pinky promise this board isnt running anything evil on my phone device

yeah i pinky promise, the only evil thing is the heavy terrible CSS

if i find out youre running a bitted coins miner on my phone your in big trouble

>>832025
imagine yandere simulator but a website in terms of optimization (at least i assume)

its genuinely like too heavy with animations

and it has trouble with the javascript updating things autoatmically but getting stuck

i wasnt lying abt my phone getting warm brw thats really happening

i hate the cursive it makes it hard to spot when i make a typo

test

CURSIVE??

its comic sans

its cursive on my phone

AHAHAHA the fallback font when comic sans doesnt work

oh my lord

i only found out recently smife was supposed to be comic sans

yeah the website spiked my cpu by a flat 20%

LOL

deeply evil board

like from firefox being open to loading the page

okay brb i need to let my phone cool down

lol should i turn the animations down

yeah straight up idling ~5-10% to ~20-25%

EVEN WITH THE THEME NOT WORKING??

no

in firefox with the theme working lol

lain this board is tempting you with its evil powers

lain try downloading chromium and seeing if it works for you

i like how we both went "lain xyz"

yeah works on chromium

try clearing your cache or smth idk

nope

im still amazed by how i have like just 30% more cpu and memory on my pc now

patch notes:
- added memory leak
- improved segmentation fault

this hotline miami loading screen shit is blowing my pc into Chunks

thats wawesome

.play icarly

#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)

wow

#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)

but im staff

ohh

#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)

#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)

gluh

do you think opworm would get mad if i just posted with the name admin

good luck

now you're encouraging it

honestly im bewildered the site still isnt working for me idk what it could be lol

checked and changed a bunch of chromium theme settings hard refresh clear cache disable all addons nothing in console

im still looking into it

ok well it works in invognito......................................................................

thats reallys trange

whats view source say, whats like the third line in

href="/assets/css/board/sloppa.css?

uh that is in there as a preload

but there is a lot

--

-

oh

it does actually show

finally sloppa

has sloppa already fallen

never

oh my glegle

the gentle wiggling... the tasteful gradient.... it's magical

where am i

grub

nonners do you see css

i see this

wait

test

test

test

ok fixed

#partyparrot

does ww also work

.play ollie over fat piece of shit dog

party parrot would be great

admin are you on mobile or desktop?

do the animations run smoothly at all for you

oh okay, sorry about that

oh, no, i just mean theyre pretty egregious

oh 100% we could
the first version had hue shift on every single element

they are off sync yeah

yeah i was stillin bed ill take a looksie

hmmm we'll have to pick something thats terrible

easiest font search in my life
barrio

oh huh i think this font was in ssx on tour

yeah its awesome thats the one #tm™

sec

i almost find ms comic sans charming here with colorful representations

it really feels like a nickeoldeon forum from 2006

oh jesus christ lol

ill try a few in a sec, barrio, barriceto and uhm irish grover

oh import from gfonts isnt allowed?

1 + @import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Barriecito&display=swap');
2 +

Content-Security-Policy: The page’s settings blocked a style (style-src-elem) at https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Barriecito&display=swap from being applied because it violates the following directive: “style-src 'self' 'unsafe-inline' https://*.libpol.org”

ok they should now work

try refreshing

hard refresh cache clear no change

orrr wait one sec

try now

oh good god yeah it sure does work

wow this is insufferable lmao

let's maybe try some others too

we can leave this one commented out as a candidate for consideration

i think ai is broken somehow

#ai test

ok test

or maybe not

yeah disregard

oh god

#ai hey pardner

howdy. what’s on your mind hey pardner

i love the upload button swimming around

it should move even more i think

lmao really

yeah like cover a greater distance

and move to the right a bit too it should like dance around weirdly

sec

what is happening

there we go upload-container has been sillified

>>832606
AI is always broken, havent you heard? it only predicts the next token!! it doesn tknow anything!!!

guyss

it only predicts next token

its decided, sloppa board is the new tescreal

yes

decided not to go to my moms funeral shes just atoms lmao idc

so true

Holy moly

oh god

holy fuck

this aesthetic goes so hard

Ooo eee aaa ooo

>>832667
hmm yeah give me a sec, i was having trouble selecting items inside p class

whatever

yep

I DONT MEAN IT

yoy? yoylecake? bfdi?

i bmeqn it

i mn;

'mrfgkodisfgksdfaSgfsd

fdhghfgh

i mena

i meant it
\

This is just like Neoboards fr

#ksay aaaaaaaaaaaa

#ksay teto

Tito

#ksay fluup[oo

#ksay splimbo

this ui is genuinely fantastic i love this aesthetic

I told you so

NOOOO WTF :d

boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boin

oh no

#botsay [
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ay6,26m wih6,27nxgih6,34nx _6 may6,27 dih6,26nx _12
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k can sing???

K best vocaloid

the upload button is funky now

img and video tags should also be dancing like the upload container now

hehehehe

and they are!!!

WE"RE BOINGING