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lain from computers
why not just be chipper
booger
>>834205
yes australia is americas colony basically
booger
>>834214
i was thinking about it in the meme way like “yessssir” but then i was like that’s probably not good
>>834225
booger
and yeah
lain from computers
yesxxxiiiirrrrrrr
lain from computers
#ai kindness to all f.o.l.x.

kindness is baseline. no need to brand it—just do it. kindness to all f.o.l.x.
lain from computers
lmayo
lain from computers
>>834220
i bet things would be so much different for this guy if uhm
i dont know i had the cum puddle joke but thats just lame at this point
lain from computers
they just care about nothing useful
Anonymous
i'm like half belarussian from my mom's side and literally nobody gives a shit so why should he
Anonymous
but maybe it's different because eastern europe was like brazil populated entirely by various strains of white people before the 40s
phomeo
interstate so stressful my mom is using mikuplush as a stress toy
booger
>>834230
you should say more about a lot of stuff i like ur opinions and your thoughts
lain from computers
i have a new opinion: tea is good
>>834239
phomeo
true
phomeo
tea is very yummy
phomeo
whenever im sick i have this apple cinnamon flavored tea
booger
>>834233
oh never mind i didn’t know you were literally hitler. Also are you feeling better btw???
>>834240>>834243
Anonymous
thought so lol
lain from computers
>>834239
im exhausted and time moves so fast and i miss it all and ill miss it all forever
>>834244
booger
>>834243
you’ll get better lainey i promise. But that really sucks are you gonna go to a doctor?
lain from computers
not likely , no
lain from computers
i feel like the fever came and went with some tylenol
booger
that’s good
lain from computers
if its worse later ill go tho
booger
do you want some rocks
lain from computers
yeah
i do
booger
okay i will give th m to you they have healing properties
booger
but you have to sacrifice 3 people for them to work properly. And like you have to beat them to death with the rock otherwise the rock doesn’t think it’s a very good sacrifice and if the rock doesn’t think it’s a good sacrifice then it will put your name into a lisr
booger
and then this list will be divided up and each of these names will be put into a hat and then a random name will be picked out of the hat. id your name is picked out of the hat then you will go on the second list (SL) which will from 30 days of you being placed on the list make you elligible for the third list draw (TLD) and then if you get drawn in the third list you have to give the rock 180 days to find you and then steal all of your battieries
lain from computers
whats the rocks privacy policy like
>>834255
lain from computers
well
lain from computers
if i dont use the rocks or their healing properties nothing bad happens right
lain from computers
ill just keep them as a gift from u
booger
lain i can’t keep up this meme but imagine i typed out a bunch of procedural nightmareish stuff id you don’t use the rocks
>>834260
lain from computers
>>834259
#edit replace this with extension of this conversation:

do you want some rocks
yeah i do

okay i will give th m to you they have healing properties
but you have to sacrifice 3 people for them to work properly. And like you have to beat them to death with the rock otherwise the rock doesn’t think it’s a very good sacrifice and if the rock doesn’t think it’s a good sacrifice then it will put your name into a lisr
and then this list will be divided up and each of these names will be put into a hat and then a random name will be picked out of the hat. id your name is picked out of the hat then you will go on the second list (SL) which will from 30 days of you being placed on the list make you elligible for the third list draw (TLD) and then if you get drawn in the third list you have to give the rock 180 days to find you and then steal all of your battieries

well if i dont use the rocks or their healing properties nothing bad happens right
ill just keep them as a gift from u
>>834261
booger
lain i’m tired
booger
it was actually busy today
lain from computers
its nice to have a busy day because it makes the slow easy days better
lain from computers
oh yeah did you ever get your sunroof closed
>>834282>>834269
sæкі
i will make the thing i have been resting slightly n doing chores for a few
fentmom
i cant stop thinking about what has to be done
booger
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
fentmom
we're standing at crossroads
sæкі
luv u worms and take care of urselves, please
fentmom
cya saeki will do
sæкі
ill be around im just errr
fentmom
you got places to be ! and things to see
sæкі
stressful things to do
fentmom
put your hood up like you're ezio and crack on as i like to say
booger
>>834268
anyways no i did not lol
booger
it’s at the shop now
romeo
just got back from therapy and apparently my therapist concocted the most terrible awful creation known to man a few days ago
fentmom
what happened
romeo
he made a meal which went like this (ingredients from top to bottom)
- layer of cheese
- layer of tater tots
- layer of cheese
- layer of taco meat
- layer of cheese
- layer of tater tots
>>834289
romeo
the ultimate stoner meal
romeo
he hated it
fentmom
>>834286
is it bad i would eat that in like 4.5 seconds
romeo
dont worry even though its reportedly disgusting i would demolish that too
fentmom
we are trash animals we eat garbage
romeo
faxe kondi
romeo
sounds like a laundry detergent brand
fujo
its like sprite but better
romeo
oh god even saying laundry detergent makes me wanna throw up
labby
on god faxe kondi is so goated
labby
fujo you're incredibly based
fujo
i should import some
romeo
ok sory chat im back had to puke due to laundry detergent related trauma
fentmom
i have the same thing with toothpaste
romeo
did you try to kill yourself with it like i did
>>834306
romeo
bweh
fentmom
>>834302
very similar bad event but not like that
romeo
>>834304
it was gross 2/10 do not recommend
fentmom
love interest just said "shit test" and i said to her
fentmom
where did you learn of that term
fentmom
you're not supposed to know that. lets rewind ten seconds and pretend you never said that !!
fentmom
jokingly ofc
lain from computers
dating an llm
romeo
bwaaaaaaaaa i wanna play pjsk with someone but no one is onlineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fentmom
i want to be an autistic ass dad who plays with trains and sci fi fantasy miniture painted figurines with my kids
romeo
my dad but with electromagnetic toys instead of trains
>>834317
fentmom
magnet ....
romeo
had like 4 sets of em
romeo
i think i still have them
anon
those little things are so cool
>>834323
romeo
i hope so theyre expensive as fuck
romeo
>>834321
i brought one in for 4th grade science class and everyone loved it
fentmom
>>834318
these toys are so good for kids
romeo
fueled my autism
fujo
it teaches kids to do electronics i guess
romeo
and now im a rhythm game player
>>834328
romeo
project sekai
anon
i had one that had you tie stuff together or maybe it had a breadboard or smth
but it was cardboard and u put the leds in it and it blinkied
fujo
mmm i used to be semi decent at standard osu
romeo
i also play rhythm heaven on my wii a lot
romeo
spent $130 on a physical copy
fentmom
i cant wait to be a helicopter parent but cool
romeo
not my proudest moment
fentmom
rhythm heaven
fentmom
ohhh i remember that game ohhh
romeo
its called rhythm paradise in europe
romeo
i could've pirated it but i was a pussy at the time
romeo
when i was 16 i homebrewed the fuck out of my wii but never got any emulators running cuz i only had (and still only have) a 2gb sd card
fentmom
i bought my brother a game for the ps2 lately telling him that he would be able to drive around the game world easily bc its a 1:1 recreation (sorta) of london
>>834343
romeo
in a house with such a tech whiz as my dad, you'd think there'd be at least 1 empty usb stick or sd card lying around, but NOPE
>>834344>>834345
fentmom
>>834342
computer dads are sadly often disorganised
romeo
if only
romeo
i have computer dad and yaoi mom combination
fujo
y-yaoi mom....?
fujo
is she a... fujo....
romeo
yes
romeo
yes
fujo
woa.....
fentmom
would your mom think im cool
>>834360
fujo
i have rightoid dad and intellectually challenged mom
fujo
and i don't mean that in the "i disagree with them" way, liike, she can't abstract things...
i tried to ask her the "how would you feel if you hadn't eaten this morning" thing, and she couldnt wrap her mind around the question
>>834357
fentmom
i have ex-speedhead communist wussy provincial rural craphole linux dad and evil wh*re mother
anon
my dad was a hooligan drug addict but then became a big computer guy
fujo
>>834357
its really sad tbh, i wish we could get along, but often my explanations for stuff are just.. too abstract
romeo
she wouldnt like that you do drugs but other than that
fentmom
my life sincerely is a performance for the fujos watching me thru an invisible camera following me around at all times like super mario 64
>>834363>>834366
anon
>>834362
thank you for your service
fentmom
dont turn to the camera and break the fourth wall
romeo
i had the ftm upbringing of a lifetime
born to a yaoi fanfic writing internet loving weeb mom and a college dropout it manager star wars loving dad who are both ultra-left-wing xillenials, socalized gender-neutrally, late diagnosed with autism cuz i'm an only child and my mom didn't know i was weird
>>834370
fujo
>>834362
you should grab a cup of tea and like do something to feel better
>>834367
fentmom
>>834366
its ok i had a dr pepper and a zyn
fentmom
.play viagra boys in spite of ourselves
anon
is that the guy from sam hyde's bullshit
>>834371
fentmom
>>834365
xillennials ... my elders .... as a measly zillennial i bow down
anon
tfw zillennial
fentmom
>>834372
lately everyone has been calling him an out of control idiot loser for losing his shit during a show with an actual comedian where he started manhandling him in order to reassert control over the situation
>>834377>>834378
labby
i think the bpd demons are executing a hostile takeover of my brain
>>834379
romeo
oh by the way my parents met on aol instant messenger in 2001
fentmom
>>834375
im psychically joining hands with u to fight them together
anon
or someone else
anon
or sam hyde
romeo
and who doesn't know about my dad's elon/trump/vance hate page on twitter
labby
i dont wanna bpd out again :(
fentmom
whats getting to you labby if i may ask
labby
idk if I've mentioned it to you in detail but
labby
basically anxieties abt gf and a very precarious situation going on
romeo
labber do you want a plushie to hold
romeo
i have plenty
fentmom
that sounds awful and stressful
>>834399
labby
kind of in a vicious cycle w built up hurt snd stress and my tendency to paranoia
>>834394
romeo
you sound like you need a plush right about now
>>834393
#hug
romeo
yellow
anon
if you were a baseball youd be throws orlando
romeo
ur hair looks amazing rose
>>834401
labby
>>834391
im scared bad things may happen and that my gf will participate/enable/cause them
>>834410
romeo
if you were a lawn appliance you'd be blows orlando
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>834398
thank u it is messy n unwashed rn uweh, i will wash it tomorrow though
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i have a show to play tomorrow i am excited
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
do they sing in this song or no??
romeo
WOAHHHHHHH ROSE ORLANDO GIG!!
romeo
cant wait for the world tour
romeo
STRAW STRAW HELLO
labby
im gonna see gf soon so im gonna sit down w her also
fentmom
>>834399
if i can ask is it like bad for you or like morally bad
>>834416
straw bury
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romeo romeo romeo romeo romeo romeor omeor omeo romeo romeo
::wonderhoy
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>834406
the streets love it yuhhhh
romeo
hey by the way guys straw is my little sister and fent is our parent
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also it kinda makes my boobs look p good so im happy
straw bury
trve
labby
>>834410
morally bad and somewhat exploitative of/worsening the situation of a v vulnerable partner
>>834420>>834422
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i got girls calling me they little sisters currently its crazy
romeo
cannibalism ruikasa
fentmom
>>834416
ah shit. really hope sitting down with her goes well
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>834395
#throw
::rose_orlando
labby
>>834416
and also im scared it fits into a forming pattern of breaking the boundaries of the limits we agreed on regarding drug and alcohol use (nothing while im around or sleeping at her place)
>>834425
fentmom
i had a feeling it involved that
labby
i feel like she's been using a lot more lately and that + particulars of the situation could cause a slide into a really fucked up power structure
straw bury
romeo im boutta try another trans support group this sunday cuz the last one was a bust
romeo
awesome
romeo
sunday is miku's birthday so it better go well
straw bury
every sunday?
fentmom
drugs and people who are not in a good situation in their life and basically are at the behest of others is like ... yeah no
romeo
august 31st
romeo
but sure it could be every sunday
straw bury
oh lole
romeo
in 2026 march 9th (international miku day) is on a sunday
labby
I'm gonna talk with her about it
labby
idk
fentmom
you're doing the right thing
labby
its stressing me out really bad
labby
and i dont think she's gonna do anything malicious
romeo
yea i think it'll be worth it to discuss it with her
straw bury
labby when r u planning on doing it
>>834445
labby
just that its going the wrong way already
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play record of lodoss war
labby
>>834442
31st we're going to a squatted terrain together and i think after dinner there im gonna find a quiet corner n talk abt it
romeo
proud of u for making that decision
straw bury
cool
labby
i cant tell how much of my interpretations and worries are bpd and paranoia and that worries me
straw bury
also rose is this like genderswapped casca and griffith
labby
i feel like i'm kinda standing on the edge of the bpd demons taking over my brain again
romeo
my mom is making me cook dinner
romeo
bwa
straw bury
oof :( what r u gonna make
romeo
chicmnken
romeo
we have chicken at least 2wice a week in this househohld
straw bury
ugghhhh now im hungryyyyyyyyyyyyy
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i had chicken wings for lunch today and then i had chicken n pasta for dinner yumyum
straw bury
wahhhhhh
labby
gnna head out for a while
labby
play sot and try 2 put my emotions into stealing people's loot
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
take care labby <3
fentmom
stay safe
straw bury
bye labby we love u
straw bury
even though ur gay
rosie
hi
rosie
LABBY!!!
rosie
hi!
rosie
oh
rosie
bye!
straw bury
hi rosie
rosie
STRWAWAWAWAW
straw bury
:3
straw bury
heard someone say straws r gay i was quite offended
rosie
TRUE!
rosie
I mean
rosie
tugs collar
rosie
who said that
straw bury
>collar
faggot
rosie
like the collar of my BUTTON UP DRESS SHIRT
straw bury
niiiiice recovery
rosie
settled right under my COOL BLAZER
rosie
i am a professional woman now
straw bury
u dont have a cool blazer u have a collar with a leash on it
rosie
NO
rosie
NO I HAVE A BLZAER
rosie
i
rosie
had an interview at an office this HEY!!!!!!!!
straw bury
now stop tugging on the collar we have to get home
rosie
no i can walk more
rosie
i want to walk more
rosie
i dont want to go in the home direction
straw bury
we have to get to the vet in 30 minutes
phomeo
okay i do not have to cook chicken
rosie
NO
rosie
NOOOO
straw bury
YES
straw bury
god damn it. ok do u want a treat
rosie
yes.
rosie
A treat and no vet would be the ideal night, coupled with not going home
phomeo
instead i just gave to cook waffle fries
straw bury
ok the vet is not negotiable. u can have a treat and some pets if u come home
phomeo
my mon ordered boigas cuz her hip hurts and she can barely stand
rosie
Im willing to table the vet discussion for home. after i get treats.
straw bury
sigh ok we can talk more once we get home
phomeo
why are you sending rosie to th3 vet
straw bury
worms :(
rosie
great question
phomeo
we can play house why this family tree
rosie
WHAT
rosie
oh okay :3
straw bury
nothing rosie come home dear
phomeo
straw and i are the brother and sister, fent is our hot single parent, and rosie is our pet
straw bury
carl is the estranged uncle who crashes on the couch sometimes
>>834522
fentmom
wheres randal
rosie
i was avoiding entering this odd dynamic
fentmom
they're my younger sibling
phomeo
uncle randy
straw bury
>>834522
uh, yeah haha it was just a joke unc anyway i need to go do some homework bye
>>834526
phomeo
qait that means carl has to be... shudder... fents brother
rosie
okay bye
rosie
wait homework? i see
straw bury
no i have to do homework to get into college it consists of like verifying my legal name and shit
phomeo
aw fuck i gotta do that too
rosie
૮ ・ ﻌ・ა
rosie
gh i dont wanna think about college
straw bury
and applying to the workforce benefits thingy
phomeo
im a nepo baby
rosie
good!
straw bury
im gonna be a welder gal
phomeo
siq
rosie
i just had a very good first interview for a sales position
phomeo
maybe if you come to the superior east coast you can work with my butch lesbian car mechanic best friend
>>834568
rosie
they want me to come by for a follow up
straw bury
...romeo seattle is on the west coast
straw bury
DONT SWITCH UP ON ME NOW
>>834544
rosie
true you should come to the east coast
phomeo
>>834542
I MEANT EAST I MEANT EAST
rosie
WEAST
phomeo
wheat yeast
straw bury
nouth
rosie
sorth
phomeo
yaoi attack
straw bury
neast
rosie
seast
phomeo
wouth
straw bury
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::yuri
yuri counter attack
rosie
yuri assist
phomeo
TSUKASA RUNS 6OU OVER WITH HIS CAR
straw bury
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::yuri
we have more dykes than u have cars
rosie
FUCk
phomeo
>>834539
she's like 4'10 you'll love her
anon
>>834564
#describe (A man and a woman are kissing in a room.)
rosie
okay im gonna go talk about guns with a localfag
>>834572
phomeo
INCORRECT
rosie
i used to shoot competitively
rosie
i wanna ge tback into it
phomeo
i want to visit her some day
rosie
aw
phomeo
she's so cool
phomeo
we hace been friends since we were 9
straw bury
man i havent had any (real) irl friends for like i think about 7 years
straw bury
so like. if ur in seattle. and u like losers. hmu ahahaaaa
>>834607
phomeo
come to Philly instantly
phomeo
we have good food
straw bury
omw
fentmom
a new englander said i would be from boston
>>834590
straw bury
as soon as im not broke
>>834592
phomeo
my great grandma was from depression era boston
phomeo
>>834589
w also talk weird so be warned
phomeo
.play murdur durdur snl
fentmom
i like people who talk weird or rather i like going some place where everyone talks weird
straw bury
euh neuh :(
fentmom
enjoyed going to liverpool and the midwest and such bc of this
straw bury
"hoagies"
phomeo
we do call them hoagies
straw bury
THE WOOTER
phomeo
WAIT UNTIL THE WAWA HOAGIE COMES UP
straw bury
thats my ex husbants
phomeo
true, true, and true
phomeo
GRITTY I LOVE YOU GRITTY PLEASE DON'T KILL MY FAMILULY
>>834606
straw bury
DONT SPOIL IT
straw bury
::cinema
phomeo
Philadelphia moment
sæкі
on that note
sæкі
i think, well
straw bury
>>834607
i have no friends :(
sæкі
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soon and also have friends here at the least or as a start
::pat
straw bury
yeah u guys r my friends but im just constantly frustrated that i cant give u all a hug
sæкі
but

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