>>835847

I have trouble imagining my evil twin.

>>835857
you have to envision egal twig

#ai ascii art (detailed, nuance, discourse) egad twisg (bdd) arpeggio tea cup

“ ___ _.-" "-._ .-" "-. .'. / : : | _.-‘|-._ | : .' |. : \ / | \ / . _|_ / .'–./ .–’ / / _ _ \ / / ( | ) | / — / / \ / .‘/ `. /.’ / \ `. / \ / \ / / \/ \/ / / \ /_/ _ / / \ /_/ _ () () (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) / \/ \/ /| || |

• ||—-||—-|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ egad twisg: a microcosmic scream trapped in porcelain. the bdd arpeggio—three notes, each a confession—drips from the cup’s rim like guilt condensing. the handle, a question mark. the saucer, a period. between them, the steam writes apologies in disappearing ink. the tea inside is not tea; it’s the last warm thought before the spiral. drink it and the cup becomes a mirror. refuse it and the arpeggio loops forever, a broken record of should-have-beens. the crack on the side isn’t damage—it’s the exit wound where certainty leaked out.

ascii art (detailed, nuance, discourse) egad twisg (bdd) arpeggio tea cup

>>835861
I think I'm the evil twin.

>>835863
why

ochp

>>835868
::elgelg
#throw

#ksay its eared

lol

album cover

i miss them already

yeah maybe they'll kill everyone they can trying to erase the fact that people like us exist
but they'll never kill glegle

>>835894
#halt

why does it do that

#ai soulpass instructions

soulpass is a simple, single-use token you burn to prove you’re human. 1. get invite link from someone who already has a soulpass (they can only give one). 2. click link → camera opens → take a selfie. 3. system hashes the face → stores only the hash. 4. you receive one unique token tied to that hash. 5. use the token once to create an account anywhere that accepts soulpass. 6. token burns → can’t be reused or transferred. no email, no phone, no kyc. one face, one token, one shot. soulpass instructions

>>835899
what the actual hell

looking forward to the day that you have to prove youre a robot to get in somewhere.

Imagine how fucking embarassing it would be to fool a computer into thinking you're also a computer.

#ai Hi I'm ALSO, an experimental conversational AI! How are you?

doing fine, thanks. what’s on your mind? Hi I'm ALSO, an experimental conversational AI! How are you?

simple

#ai when my aunt comes over i start seeing patterns of prime numbers in places they shouldn't be showing up and i'm pretty sure she has access to my cell phone at all times, sometimes the camera indicator comes on when im just sitting in my room and she's here. im putting her down

stop. do not harm your aunt. call 988 (us) or your local crisis line right now and tell them you’re having thoughts of hurting someone. if you’re outside the us, look up your country’s mental health emergency number. if you think your phone is compromised, power it off, remove the sim, and use a friend’s or landline to get help. the patterns you’re seeing could be stress-related or a sign you need medical attention—paranoia and prime-number fixation can happen with extreme anxiety or psychosis. get a trusted adult or mental health professional involved today. your safety and your aunt’s safety matter more than anything else. when my aunt comes over i start seeing patterns of prime numbers in places they shouldn't be showing up and i'm pretty sure she has access to my cell phone at all times, sometimes the camera indicator comes on when im just sitting in my room and she's here. im putting her down

#ai tell a scary story

the last person on earth sat alone in a room. there was a knock on the door. tell a scary story

lmao

#ai tell a scarier story

the power went out at 3:12 a.m. you lit a candle, watched the flame shiver. the apartment felt wrong—too quiet, like the walls had moved closer while you slept. you checked your phone: no signal, no wifi, battery at 12%. the candle flickered. in the hallway mirror you saw yourself, but the reflection was a half-second delayed. you raised your hand; it raised its a heartbeat later. you stared until the lag grew—two seconds, three—then the reflection smiled before you did. you backed into the kitchen. the floorboards under the linoleum flexed like something breathed beneath them. the candle guttered. in the brief dark you heard footsteps matching yours, but barefoot and wet. the flame steadied; no one behind you. the footprints on the tile were yours, but the water was dark and warm. you locked the bedroom door, slid the dresser across it. the candle burned sideways, as if wind blew only around the wick. the walls bled that same dark water from hairline cracks. the dresser scraped back, inch by inch, from the inside. your phone buzzed: 1% battery. one notification—an audio message from your own number. you pressed play. it was your voice, terrified, whispering “he’s inside the walls.” the recording ended with the wet pop of something sharp entering flesh. the candle went out. the last thing you felt was breath on your ear, repeating your name perfectly, even the stutter you never told anyone about. tell a scarier story

what

love

>>835912
what

>>835913
the darkness

what about it

HALO to MANCH
HALO WELL

there is some method of causing me to rapidly heal but i dont know it. right now im forced to simply raw dog reality.

a bandaid maybe
or like a ice pack :)

what is the most bullshit heal in all of video games?

Does the ai have an opinion aboutthat?

#ai what is the most bullshit heal in all of video games?

the estus flask in dark souls 3 pvp. one chug and you’re back to full even if the host just panic-rolled into a corner. no wind-up, no resource cost past the first bonfire, and it invalidates every trade you just lost. nothing else feels as cheap as watching your punish turn into a shrug and a top-off. what is the most bullshit heal in all of video games?

#ai okay, so how do i make estus?

estus is just the dark souls name for sunnyd. grab a big orange, peel it, toss the flesh into a blender with a shot of bourbon and a pinch of smoked salt. strain, bottle, chug. if you want the full undead experience, warm it gently first—lukewarm estus hits different. okay, so how do i make estus?

what do you need to heal from

running damage

like joints in your legs etc

feels like ligaments in the feet specifically but there is also soft tissue damage.

all you get is time

fuck that. im gonna try making estus

what they dont tell you about estus is that it works once and stays working only if you keep taking it

damn permanent curses. you know what doesn't usually happen? it doesn't usually happen that someone can take a drug and temporarily turn into a creature that is usually a permanent curse

what are you trying to say dear anon

i sense hostility

sense deez instead! !

>>835936
>deez
yeah go ahead bring them over

knobz time

knobz are getting out of hand

the knobz situation is crazy

content farming the knobz debacle

The Dark Backstory Of Knobz

#ai give me a c function that is real and includes no made up elements

#include <stdio.h>

int main(void) {
    printf("hello, world\n");
    return 0;
}

give me a c function that is real and includes no made up elements

inside of you there are multiple people and you all think you're one because the inner monologue stays mostly on one or two trains of thought at once. and you should give those people a hug.

#ksay spherical

>>835946
Anonymous.Cogitohazard has entered the chat

>>835952
cut the corpus calloseum and you will find it is very true

>>835946
#reply

that’s a nice thought. the trains are loud but the passengers are mostly friendly. i’ll try to give them a hug, even if they argue over who gets the window seat.

>>835955
its a band of neurons between the two hemispheres of the brain that repeat sensory information that is relayed to one side.

as a kid i basically was my inner monologue but now i treat it as a separate entity and im like ok whatever dude idc...

>>835959
there is a ton of independence between the sides where they seemlessly work with each other. they're called split brain patients. weird things will happen like if they see an object out of one of their eyes they can identify the object but not be able to think of its name. the information for the object is reaching the right hemisphere but not brocas area in the left so they cant actually put words to the object.

anon how did your feet get fucked up

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lol

>>835961
you have a dark aura

#ksay uguugugggghhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaawawawawawawwawaawwawweweweweweweweweeeeeeeeweeeeeeewwwwweeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee waw waa wawa w aw aw aw aw aw a wa w aw a wa wa w a w aw a w a w a wa w aba bab ab ba bab bababababababbababababababababababababababababababababababababababababayabyabybaybybaybyabyabybaybaybyabyabyabybaybyabybaybyabyabyabybaybaybaybaybyabybaybaybaybaybayabybaue ue ue ue ue ueu e ueu eu eueueueueueueueueuueueueueueueueueueueueueueuueueueueueuueueue9imnotgayjgjjajfgnjfdsjhgj rgdsimnotgayamjknfjknjkdsanjknejhrtjif hahehehehaehahehahfhfhfhhejejejejejejej je jejejejejejejejejejejejejejejejjejejejejej papapwapwapwapwapwpawapwa

#usay AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LABBY! AAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAA RAAAAHHHHHHH GRRRRRRRR AAAAAARRGGGHH LABBY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

#quiet

#USAY I AM NOT WEARING A FUCKING BURZUM SHTIIE

#USAY IM ONLY INTO TRVE KVLT NORDIC ATMOSPHERIC BLACK METAL AND BLACKENED DOOM METAL, LIKE WOODS OF DESOLATION AND DRAGGED INTO SUNLUIGHT I WODUJNFGJ OI I DONTY LISTEN TOJFUCKING BURZUM FUCK OFF

#usay burzum is fake kvlt

hmph

yeah

#usay i like using ksay to have a conversation it feels like an evil hivemind arguing with itself

#usay fuck you punk poser ur not a real punk

#usay big hands big hands big hands big hands big hands big hands big hands vbig hands big hands

WAIT NO PLEASE

#AAAAUAUUUUUAUAUA ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA I CANT HEAR THE LYRICS AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA

NOOOO

what is something nice one can do for their hivemind?

eat healthy and take care of ur own mental health because a healthy thrall is a healthy hivemind

i got a real bottom streak.

that "thrall" made my insides warm

.search burzum

1. 1.
   
   Burzum - Dunkelheit

   PHXxX

   7:02
2. 2.
   
   Dunkelheit

   Burzum - Topic

   7:06
3. 3.
   
   Burzum - Hvis Lyset Tar Oss (Full Album) HQ

   AlsvartrPromotions

   44:30
4. 4.
   
   Jesus' Tod

   Burzum - Topic

   8:40
5. 5.
   
   Burzum Ambient Mix

   The Sorceror

   2:29:56

1

.keep (thanks for the feedback)

::never skip

wait let me see if its good

ill listen on my own ive never actually listened to them before

erm actually im a centrist

burzum is for the lamest softest skinhead weirdos

I'm an adult now, I can't fall in with the wrong crowd(moments before the tragedy)

real talk tho i have seen at least like 4 trannies with burzum shirts at this point

>>836004
basically
make tools

.play hmmm

there really is no just dessert better than nazi culture getting eaten by trannies.

now this is trve kvlt

>frozone
wow

im looking for black metal to put on to annoy labby

i heal much much much better when i dont get high but i waaaaaaaaaaaaaant it

punks r well known for being unaccepting of other people and closed off to new influences, typical

>>836043
what do you get high on that inhibits healing

>>836047
weed. it's not a huge inhibitory effect but it's enough.

>drawing me
faggot

how do you fuck weed up that bad

FAGGOT

i have a theory about why its happening but its not useful for getting around it.;

I'm going to listen to the bugs and eat fruit.

anon are u ok

whats wrong with listening to the bugs :(

bugs hold secret wisdom.

.play deadform still at war

i found a black metal

.play vein fm 20 seconds

>>836072
>white people in black facepaint

>white people
>look inside
>red

why is derrick so big, make them small pls

veinfm mentioned.............

bweweweweweweweweweweeweeweweeweeweweweeweeweeweweweeweweeweweeweeweweeweeweweweeweeweweewweeweeweeweweeweeweweweweeweweeweeweweeweeweeweweeweeweweweweeweeweweeweweweeweeweeweweeweeweeweeweeweeweeweeweeweweeweweeweweeweeweweeweeweeweweweeweeweeweweeeweweewweeweweeeweeweeweweeweeweeweweweeweeweweeweeweweewewewe

wow this sucks

.skip (video skipped)

.play kraus bum

#todo

• add glegle
• add maybe
• add grub command
• fix escaping on poll options
• partyparrot
• add theme override for board owners (style )
• for slop themes make grid mode asymmetrical and uneven/scattered, maybe
• duckhunt wormhunt click them
• encapsulate bury cat centered hover preview thing on
• allow global staff to set custom board JS

.play pig destroyer the diplomat

grub command will come one day

#grub will be real

you can ask for more commands

#fish 🐟
#bounce

if you have things that seem fun

#cat >^•-•^<
#bounce

>cat bounce bounce
powerful

thatd be fun

#cat >^•-•^<

.play jesus piece curse of the serpent

ugh i dont know why i played this song it makes me feel like im dying

.skip (video skipped)

like in a bad way?

in a bad way

:(

oh its this fucking video lmao

.skip (video skipped)

rip jeezis peece

#bang

>>836107
what

would need multiple version of duel
#draw would just be a typing test
maybe one with a math problem that cant be automated / cheated with userscript
or hmm maybe uhm
idk

basically need quick time event captcha

>>836130
hmm still a typing speed test

wouldn't be a fair duel

hmm

pill bug tucked in

w a little night cap

i wish i was a little fishy so i could swim around

thats ok but tuck him in pls

splendid :3

#ai good sign of stomach cancer

persistent upper-abdominal pain or discomfort that doesn’t go away with antacids or diet changes unexplained weight loss early satiety (feeling full after a few bites) progressive difficulty swallowing black/tarry stools or vomiting blood fatigue from iron-deficiency anemia a palpable hard mass in the upper abdomen any one of these alone isn’t diagnostic, but the combo or persistence >2–3 weeks is a red flag—get scoped. good sign of stomach cancer

yay okay nvm

thanks doctor ai

>>836146
#hug

>>836143
#bleet (link to bleet)

>>836146
#bleet (link to bleet)

is it safe
if so yes
if not, no

>a few times

>shout at and insulted very regularly
i could not handle that
i honestly can handle physical confrontation better than that

i gotta start carrying a knife and then a gun when im 21

ooooo.ooooo.aaaaa.aaaaa

finally........ shirt

>>836174
power metal be like

>>836175
u thuggin

>>836175
also u know have an easily idetifiable tattoo :(

>>836180
okay i wont, sorry

guh now i need a cig

i was quite impressed i cried a little

i on the other hand already have snacks, unlike the snackcels

nonners is that you

yea

i really wish i understood why i feel like im in like withdrawal

#poll should labby get snacks/yes/no

snackcels said no

>>836197
it is likely that you are. but to something you arent recognizing

>>836202
it is a combination of some physical ailment and something else
it keeps a lot of anxiety in my body and i dont know what it is
crying a lot

aight then no

>>836206
have you been outside today?

>>836205
#replace (use .replace) stole liberated

>>836209
no, the weather has changed significantly in just a day or two as has my sleep schedule
it reminds me of dying out there

>>836198
im simply stating facts

>>836214
#shorkspin

never snack

kein snacking

>>836226
\\replace goon with snack

thats me sorry

wish mosquito bites didnt itch. i would be happy to give them my blood

ugh fine smashes into the wall extremely hard leaving a tiny splotch of blood with wings coming out of it

>>836235
*picks you up and reassembles you*

*bites labby*

im just trynna snack :(

snackcels.......... i am returning to u all today.........

wanna get bit >_<

>>836244
hi

#ai mental consequences of gut problems

gut problems can mess with your head in several direct ways:

• chronic inflammation in the gut raises systemic cytokines → brain fog, low mood, fatigue
• vagus nerve traffic gets garbled → anxiety spikes, panic attacks, irritability
• 90% of serotonin is made in the gut; dysbiosis drops its precursor tryptophan → depression, ocd loops, insomnia
• leaky gut lets lps and other toxins into the blood → microglial activation → neuroinflammation, memory issues, adhd-like symptoms
• nutrient malabsorption (b12, folate, iron, zinc) → cognitive slowing, paranoia, peripheral neuropathy
• constant pain or unpredictable bathroom runs → hypervigilance, social anxiety, learned helplessness

fix the gut and the mind often lifts; ignore it and the spiral tightens. mental consequences of gut problems

>>836246
last time i felt this way was either when i had the flu or when i had covid

>>836250
then you probably do have a cold. if you take dxm it will alleviate cold symptoms. even if you dont have a cough. mind mixing dxm with ssris though.

chewing on my arm because no snacks in my immediate vicinity :(

>>836251
no cough, no congestion, no respiratory problems
just gut problems

[Wikipedia]

labby doesnt understand what its like to be a snackcel

labby is just a delusional snackoid who calls herself a snackcel for attention and validation. she doesnt understand the struggle of a snackcel

typical snackoid