>>837950
sellout metalcore band logo

that shit is ass ngl

patch pants r NOT masculine dont worry lol

or i guess they could be based on like the culture where u live

yea

fml

gleg is non binary

according to glegle anon

*gleanon i mean

>>837979
maybe u will meet gleanon she comes here sometimes

yup like she was here i think a week ago

yes

idk if we know who made derrick, but luzia has adopted him

>>837995
>t
dont worry about it glegle is for everyone!!!!!

its 12:30 and i get to not care because i have nothing to do tomorrow yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gledator

>>838005
good nite
#hug

i eep

>>838010
#tag (link to booru image) glegle shirt

long sleeve tshirt under normal tshirt UNDER overalls is a powermove

neds declassified vending survival guide

apparently everyone on uhhhm the UH twitter / bsky thinks the president is dead or dying

based if true

blispy hasn't posted on truth social for 3 days and isn't making appearances or golfing or anything rn
the VP said like uhhhh
something about being ready to be the new president if there's some "terrible tragedy"

"if a chandelier happens to fall on his head, i will of course step up to the big shoes of president of america"

garfield

anon

im sry about the user script it could've been sm more

wha idk what you mean, what's wrong with it

it's dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:O :( site change broke it?

no it's just going to be subsumed as a site feature

from userscript to globalscript

mod to vanilla

the greatest honor is for a userscript to be reborn

how did you find the state engine silliness

i was messing around trying to make autoposting work thru scripts and was poking @ the post state machine cause it seemed to be how the "submit" button made posts go thru
but all it did was like. send a little message to the SM syaing "post is ready to go" and then magic happened

kept poking and it turns out to control a lot of stuff wrt posting by using transitions. it's a very cool system tbh

i see !

i hope in your life you regularly get your hair ruffled and told you're doing great

i don't but i'm sure i'm just saving up all my hair ruffle tokens for a future date

she hates to see her child winning

> at 100% zoom on mobile, posts actuslly collapse to fit screen instead of extending to the end of the page

whoops

grok is this true

i figured most of the issues w mobile come from the viewport being all weird and small changes making things jump around

well

realistically they come from being a pretty lightweight and manual js system

true... lots of magic values and hopes and prayers...

held together with pritt stick and string but it Works #tm™ most of the time

who's print stuck

>90% natural ingredients
scraping the bottom of the barrel there mr pritt

it's her

what the FUCK is labubu

im not karkat

i'm not

>>838054
#edit karkat typing style

>>838053
#reply

labubu is a long-running vinyl art-toy line by hong kong artist kasing lung. the character is a little demon with sharp teeth, bat ears and a mischievous grin. the toys come in dozens of colorways and collab drops, and blind-box sets sell out in minutes on pop mart.

>>838057
>blind box
ah it's just consumerist gambling

#meow

id u threw up ud be spewjo

when fujo grows up she'll be fugrow

spiders.............................

>>838069
#throw

>>838058
whos the one w the red skirt

.play basement jaxx do your thing ssx3

>>838077
they cost thirty bucks a piece so they msut be valuable. that's how it works

>>838077
thats cute i bet it makes some kids happy

>>838083
lighten up

>>838084

i guess there's nothing wrong with an individual making a choice to buy a thing that they find nice, but it gets kinda stinky when it's scaled up to everyone buying a thing for just... the sake of buying...

>>838089
regrettably #true

>>838086
i guess consumerism does suck i just think about the result

homecooked stuff is a nice gift
lil snacks or a meal

jam underrated

people love a sweet treat they can spread on toazt

george's georges dress

see i was kanaya the whole time

identity revealed

I Was Never Karkat I Wouldn't Do That

why you drink me

you remember that time that the federation wrote a mind virus and mind raped a borg cube? you know, we put the borg through a lot of shit they never really got back at us for

mayb they don't have a concept of retaliatory revenge
i only watched tng so maybe they do that in later serieseses

probably a lot of space war crimes that the Good Honest Lovely Federation did that just nobody knows about

space too big

#ksay perry, francis

i am back from the bathroom, i throw the covers over my head. an impenetrable security system.

bathroom demons are unable to get thru bedsheets this is a known fact

>>838113
lol

they're better at operating on real

hard information instead of trying to synthesize it

they should make a sleep that actually works

>>838117
i'd buy that every night for the rest of my life

i think i slept 8 hours but im already sleepy

been up for only 6 hours

can't wait for the scifi future tech that puts you immediately to dreamless sleep and is generally a little ominous but everyone uses it with no regard for possible consequences

they call it weed

>>838122
incorrect
weed makes me unable to sleep & a lil psychotic

wrong weed......

that's the nightmare weed

maybe so......

very nice mobile autocorrect btw

lmaooooooooo

thjatbusndfusboinf perfectly understood by the computer

what is the Good Weed then.... i would like to meet her....

idk i like high CBD low to zero THC strains of whatever

esp the boutique weird ones

low thc sounds nice

designer kush

genuinely best way to enjoy weed imo is to smoke / vape the stuff that is not weed like but instead a secret other thing

secret hidden level of weed

i've asked a few people but im curious what's weed psychosis like

my experience was similar to acid psychosis
thinking things are real that are in fact not
hearing voices from my microwave, thinking paintings are portals to other worlds, speaking with creatures thru psychic links facilitated by mirrors

mirrors are classic psychosis shit i love em

every time on weed tho i've known that i'm just imagining things, but the thoughts are still like Present and Unavoidable and it gets so fucking tiring. like yes i understand, the veil of life and mystery itself has been breached and i alone can seek unto the infinite, but i am tired and i want to eat lunch without worrying if the chemical makeup of the food i'm eating is going to make me die sooner

that sounds so fun in a specific unhinged way

>>838141
like saying a word over and over until it loses meaning
but visual

>>838142
it's very fun until u can't turn it off
weed edible psychosis sux cause it lasts like 6-12hrs

many things are exceedingly overwhelmingly interesting just as they are
simple items gain incredible meaning and purpose
the mundane becomes a matter of life or death

>>838144
i tend to keep mirrors out of sight bc of this
better to have it be a surprise like "oh hello there" instead of something you're always looking @ in the corner of your eye, or every time you go piss or whatever

>>838145
i would never take a drug that lasts longer than like a standard effective dose of ativan lasts

>>838148
how long does ativan last ?

>>838140
i know its probably a horror show sometimes but this is interesting thanks for the story / insight

ativan lasts maybe 5 hours at most

its not a very long acting benzo and it cuts off gradually around ~2.5 hours

5hrs is a good amount of time
enough for a very involved attention span

now clonazepam...

>>838152
long tails are nice, giving a real easy exit to experiences

>>838154
story time

noted. never taking that nasty little guy

horrid. those kinds of drugs that feel super duper amazing are always the scariest
cause then u gotta go back to being a normal meaty fleshy human being with back pain and who gets dehydrated

..

did picbounce get disabled?

works on my machine

o ok

>>838166
good way2be
witness urself on ur own terms

i like mirrors but sometimes i get mean instead of just ignoring it

many such cases

or sometimes i am just taken aback by being an object at all

like its weird to be a thing

light reflects off me???? why does it do that??????

#ai its weird to be a thing

yeah. consciousness is a hacky patch on meat that never got refactored. you’re a self-model running on a primate stack, convinced it’s the whole show. its weird to be a thing

hacky patch on meat

the weird feeling u get when staring into a mirror is amplified 100x on 450mg+ benadryl and happens way faster too, cant keep staring more than 5 seconds

>>838182
t

>>838182
the hat man exerts his influence over you much faster

animal crossing bugs

oil derrick

#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)

>>838185
#bug 🕷️
#bug 🪳
#bug 𓆣
#bug 𓆦
#bug 𓆙
#bug 🕷️
#bug 𓆑

>>838189
#oil

what would #oil do
if coal defenestrates you, does oil frack you

it applies a hidden effect
this does nothing bad except change your post css
until a user replies to one of your posts with #water
after which you both get banned for 10 minutes

#todo add oil/water 10m ban (todo added)

#todo add boot anim (todo added)

#bug 🪳

#bug ཐིཋྀ

is this real

#oil

how do ads work

i got a bitwig ad on my reddit mobile even tho ive never looked it up on reddit and im not even logged in

basically there is so much heuristic information about people you can build profiles on user behaviour and basically identify people without knowing their real identity.

ummm no im very unique and unpredictable you cant identify me like that

that makes you easier to identify you fool... you STAND OUT

but like, i was on my phone, different device

i am logged into my google account on phone tho

same wifi...

yea but that means they would show this to everyone on my wifi

google account

google is an advertising compan remember

how does reddit mobile know which google account im using

because they use google ad services...

presumably

isnt that like, they get info about specific google accounts but how would they know that this account is on this device

android

what about it

google has a backdoor

oh android is owned by google

exactly....

it keeps getting deeper...

no like unironically i remember reading some article a decade ago when big data was all the rage about uh basically methods of tracking users without actually knowing who they are by using uhh

>>838224
it was specifically about advertising lol

its just like. theres a bunch of bullshit tracking and they can do bullshit stuff and build probably profiles of people without knowing their real identity and just have an advertising profile

you would not believe how insane the different data points companies like google can gather on you
in both quantity and in scope

ahh ya i do all that stuff

the leakiest device you'll ever have is your phone

#ai i put a low pass filter on the input of my cell phone's microphones and now google stopped reading my mind what's up with that

the mic array on most phones is tuned for 300 hz–4 khz speech. slap a low-pass that cuts above ~2 khz and you just nuked the frequency band where the hot-word detector lives. the dsp chain expects crisp fricatives and sibilants to trigger “hey google”; without those higher harmonics the confidence score drops below threshold and the pipeline bails. basically you muffled the acoustic fingerprint it needs to eavesdrop—er, assist. i put a low pass filter on the input of my cell phone's microphones and now google stopped reading my mind what's up with that

>>838229
i was not even logged into my account

>>838233
took my glasses off for this post still dont see it

>>838234
never change k2

actually im going to play a video to make a point about what i'm talking about, sec

oh i guess the video im thinking of was some local upload on like xda or something
still, as an example of how absurd and how many different points of data are used to turn you into a single identifiable entity

here's an article:
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/11/beware-of-ads-that-use-inaudible-sound-to-link-your-phone-tv-tablet-and-pc/

ultrasonic correlation

oh geeze

reading that

that was something discovered in 2015, too

what else are tech giants hooked up
what other absurd data flows you can't even imagine are building some ridiculous model of you somewhere just to sell you like, what, laundry detergent

think about metadata from like, cell towers even
top secret call of duty cia spooky guy morons got owned by metadata (lookup the 'doritos bag' talk, i think it was RSA conference ~2012 maybe)
every device that has the 1849 page EULA stores some sort of behavioral data about you
location services, cookies of course, wifi APs around you (yeah you can turn your GPS off but how many locations in the US have your clever unique wifi name and your neighbors cheeky someISP_98F0FDEA82 ssid)
how much of that information is put together somewhere with like, purchases made with payment processors etc
timestamps from service access, youtube history, whatever
like it's not a fiction to say it's an absolutely insane set of systems that can work together when you're a company that has like petabytes of data move through it every minute

>>838239
is this not fucking espionage lmao

it really feels like the only defense is to opt yourself and literally everyone you interact with / live around in an X mile radius into like, intentional metadata poisoning and even that is spoiled by one person who just doesn't play ball really

i mean i just use adblockers so. idk there is a more important concern than advertising though so. i would like to not play ball even more

yeah i do to, the advertising thing is honestly a non issue
it's the legislative thing, it's surveillance in general
it's so passive and so powerful, palantir built an entire like industry out of it

oh yea

ya thats the scare one

they build a profile on you then they drone strike you

or they hook their insane databases up into an *actual* social credit system that works as a black box, making decisions about your life on behalf of systems that are supposed to keep you safe

psychopass

yes

psychopass but the thing that measures people are llms predicting tokens

it doesn't even have to be LLMs either.. look at like damage done wrt cough healthcare giants cough with like algorithmic analysis

yeahhhhh

i was just being a lil silly to cope

ah yeah im in some kind of mental about it
its very funny that the paranoid schizophrenics are just being proven right over and over as tech gets more capable

a good indicator that the powers that be are getting a little too nosy!!!

just to be entirely clear that is not a jq dogwhistle thats just me using silly phrasing

i didnt even put that together until you said it

i felt like it could be read that way since i have a weirdo name

>weirdo name
aren't you hatsune miku

yes but not everyone recognizes me in this outfit thank you for recognizing me uwu

im hatsune miku

#ai give a silly little brief description of portable cell towers deployed around demonstrations and during criminal investigations

they’re basically giant metal spiders on wheels that pop up, sprout antennas, and start sniffing every phone in sight like nosy robot librarians. cops roll them in, flip the “everyone’s a suspect” switch, and suddenly your signal’s hugging a surveillance box instead of the nearest tower. when the protest’s over or the warrant expires, they fold back up and scuttle off to the next drama. give a silly little brief description of portable cell towers deployed around demonstrations and during criminal investigations

LOL

is that reall

i cant trust that ai at all

well the portable cell towers thing is real, they downgrade your traffic generally to a service mode that isn't secure / encrypted meaning all the data going in and out is plaintext more or less

oh thats insane

they usually mount them in vehicles near protests to collect metadata and information on people in the vicinity

i wonder if u could interfere with that

well, with a rooted android device you can detect it generally
there are devices that are designed to detect it as well, like standalone boxes

you want to see something fucking INSANE?

YES

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2207.04859
here you go
enjoy your schizophrenia

#ai 802.11bf

802.11bf is the ieee task group working on “wlan sensing”—using regular wi-fi radios as a kind of low-res radar. the spec will live under 802.11-2028 (or whatever the next big rollup is) and is basically turning channel state info, rssi, fine timing, etc. into presence detection, breathing rate, gesture recognition, room mapping, etc. key points:

• operates in 2.4/5/6 ghz bands, no new spectrum, just smarter use of existing frames.
• defines “sensing-capable” vs “sensing-incapable” devices; legacy stas can ignore the new frames.
• introduces “sensing measurement” frames (new action frame types) and “null data frame sensing” for lightweight triggers.
• mandatory support for at least 20 mhz channels; 40/80/160 optional.
• accuracy targets: 90% presence detection within 100 ms, breathing rate ±1 bpm at 2 m.
• privacy: raw csi never leaves the device; only processed features or aggregated results.
• use cases: home security, elderly fall detection, conference room occupancy, ar/vr hand tracking.

current status: draft 2.0 is in sponsor ballot; chips expected late 2025. broadcom, qualcomm, mediatek, and nxp already have pre-silicon demos. linux/mac/windows drivers will expose a “wlan sensing” nl80211 attribute; android r adds the high-level api. if you’re hacking on it now, grab the spec draft from ieee 802.11-22/0894r4 and the ath11k or iwlwifi patches on patchwork. 802.11bf

sure, you can cover your webcam and put your phone under a pillow
but can you stop your wifi router from telling home base if you're in your house or not
how often you get up to pee
when you sleep etc

after getting the gist, imagine you're the person who owns / runs the company that gets to aggregate all that information

yeah thats insane

told u

see at first im like

oh arxiv paper. cooouuuld be nothing

but then

yeah nah it's a real IEEE standard

you can enable it on xfinity home routers right now

>To resolve this issue,
a new Task Group (TG), namely IEEE 802.11bf, has been
established by the IEEE 802.11 working group, with the objective
of creating a new amendment to the WLAN standard to provide
advanced sensing requirements while minimizing the effect on
communications

formatting

the protocol people are just like "ok ya lets turn this into home radar"

its like anything else, there are legitimate uses and they will be perverted for mundane evil, just like the internet and advertising

yeah...

as with the other radio technologies, you can hack it and break it but you're fighting the combination of like 12941 other systems designed to surveil you
it sounds like real tinfoil hat stuff but it's very real and there's really not a whole lot an individual can
legislation can't / won't keep up either

>>838296
#edit add do after 'individual can'

>>838298
whag

it's not short for wireless fidelity
it has no meaning it just sounds cool

GARDIFELD

GRAR FELF U FRAR FREERF

that's me #meow

what do u think about the state of modern surveillance, orange cat

unpleasant and not very lasagna of them i must admit

alas you either live off grid getting ur water from a well or you're in the big meat pie of surveillance

yeah

if it weren't such a detriment to legitimate uses, i'd genuinely believe an EMP would help us

but then so many people would die outright

just emp-proof the cpap machines and ur gold

i wonder
#ai how emp proof are most modern data centers

most tier iii/iv colos are already built like fallout bunkers: rebar cages, welded mesh, buried copper straps, surge arrestors on every feed. emp hardening isn’t the headline spec, but the same measures that stop lightning and power faults knock down e1/e2 pulses by 60-80 db without extra cost. e3 (the slow geomagnetic stuff) is the real killer; that’s what the big gens and ups filters are for. if the grid fries, they still ride through on diesel until someone swaps the transformers. consumer cloud? not so much—those prefab edge pods are basically metal tents. how emp proof are most modern data centers

i guess you can just faraday cage it and oops no more emp :((

last thought about the whole thing is that suddenly figuring out how to opt out is as much of a data point as anything else

>>838313
#this (going to share this on social media)
if ur the only person in a 10 mile radius who has opted out it's pretty easy to ID that one anonymous datapoint

opting out needs to be widely available and relatively painless to actually be worth it for most people to do

like...... an actual choice.......

i mean generally most people do not care

there's no incentive to care
there's a million incentives for the companies that prepare and implement these things to keep preparing and implementing them but the average joe does not even register that the daily loop of work tv sleep has become anything different compared to what it was in the 90s

just as planned... mischievous eyebrow wiggle..

i think benn jordan made a good video about the flock cameras recently (though the law enforcement glazing seemed a little on the nose)
the biggest problem with legislation is outsourcing surveillance and intelligence gathering to non-official 3rd parties that don't need like, warrants or any red tape to accomplish what they're doing

i think a lot of the surveillance state bullshit is a large part of why mass shootings happen to be completely honest

>>838321
? how do you mean

>>838320
[YouTube]
watchin dis now yeah

>>838323
its a good video :3
>>838322
it's a few different things that work together
you have a complete lack of privacy that drives people into darker holes
people who are already climbing into dark holes like that probably understand how severe / unrealistic it is to do anything that can be seen before hand
basically if they want to have an 'effect' on the world, they have one chance and there's an incentive to make it as severe as possible

im hatsune miku

>>838325
prove it show you're id

>>838326
wanna see my tits?

does miku have some special tits

>>838327
hatsune miku would never say this. imposter

>>838324
makes sense
mass shooters tend to want fame or recognition of some kind

>>838331
#this #this (basederino!)
#this
#this

>>838331
#skeet (link to skeet)

>>838331
#bleet (link to bleet)

>>838331
#skeet (link to skeet)

oops we gave the internet senses and now we're fucked

oh nice middle click pastes that's terrible

>>838342
ive leaked nuclear codes like this multiple times

is that a virus

no thats a venius

>>838340
everyone say thank you hatsune

>>838341
i was hoping this would be something embarassing but its something cool isntead...

>>838343
julian ascrounge

wait the soviets landed craft on fucking venus??

never even heard abt this

>lands on another planet
>its just rocks

zamn

>>838352
i literally told you this few months ago (unless im mistaking you for someone)

i think you are who do you think i am

.play you do you think youa re i am