>>841173
\\turn them into lasagna

I hate these grubhub ad looking people

I'd rather they just all wore the hazard suits

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving

and taking turkey off the menu

They got Gay Takei

Wow bloober looks like that?

liberal politics

I can't believe this movie ends with the turkey fucking dying

Who woke up and decided we needed a movie like this

Wait the villagers are starving to death

queued

Okay how many times are they going to like show off this turkey's ass

like half the movie has been like "THIS TURKEY HAS GOT A FAT ASS"

Stop trying to make me want to fuck the bara turkey

They really got Ketih David to voice the turkey chief

Send the white man back, return turkey island to the indigenous people

\\bart simpson and stewie griffin, gangster, drive by shooting, smoking weed

#ai laws against turkey miscegenation

no u.s. state ever passed anti-miscegenation statutes aimed specifically at people from turkey. the old bans covered broad racial categories like “mongolian,” “asiatic,” or “non-white,” so a turkish immigrant might have fallen afoul of them in places like california or arizona, but the laws weren’t turkey-specific. all such statutes were wiped off the books by loving v. virginia (1967). laws against turkey miscegenation

SO do the bara turkeys fuck with full penetration

It's just 20 minutes of bara turkey sex coming up

#write bara turkey yaoi fanfic

the istanbul apartment smelled like roasted chestnuts and engine grease. eren, six-three and thick-necked, leaned over the engine block of his ‘78 fiat while his tank top rode up, exposing the trail of dark hair that disappeared into low-slung jeans. “need a hand?” asked deniz, voice gravelly from too many unfiltered samsuns. he was broader, older, forearms inked with faded naval tattoos. eren wiped sweat off his brow with the back of a wrist. “starter’s dead. got a spare?” deniz stepped closer, close enough that the heat radiating off both of them blurred the air. “might have one in the back.” he didn’t move toward the storeroom. eren’s eyes flicked down to deniz’s chest, where the top two buttons of his shirt were undone. “you always this helpful to strangers?” “only to the ones who look like they can handle a real turkish wrench,” deniz said, lips curling. eren shut the hood with a metallic clang. “show me.” they moved through the dim corridor stacked with tires and oil drums. deniz pushed open the door to the back room—really just a cleared corner with a flickering bulb overhead. the starter motor sat on a shelf, but neither reached for it. deniz backed eren against the wall, palms flat on either side of his shoulders. “been watching you work,” he muttered. “shirt soaked, arms flexing. made me hungry.” eren’s breath hitched. “for what?” instead of answering, deniz slid a hand under the hem of eren’s tank top, calloused fingers tracing the ridges of muscle. eren responded by hooking fingers into deniz’s belt loops and pulling their hips flush. denim scraped denim. deniz kissed like he was trying to bruise, all teeth and tongue. eren answered with equal force, shoving deniz’s shirt open, buttons pinging off the concrete. they stumbled deeper into the room, knocking over a stack of hubcaps that clattered like cymbals. eren dropped to his knees, yanking deniz’s belt free. “want to taste istanbul,” he growled. deniz threaded fingers through eren’s hair, guiding. the air filled with the sounds of breath and skin, the faint diesel scent mixing with sweat. later, backs against opposite walls, they passed a cigarette back and forth, smoke curling toward the single bulb. deniz’s voice was rough. “starter’s yours. but you’re staying for dinner.” eren smirked. “only if you’re dessert.” bara turkey yaoi fanfic

Is this guy going to time travel

What the fuck

You'd think that like, this would be a big fucking deal

SO THESE TURKEYS GET TO FUCK BUT THE BARA TURKEYS DON'T?

He's gotta get some turkey pussy before he goes

Get that pre-Colonial Turkey Pussy

Dies from disease because of her underdeveloped immune system

Because STEVE is a gay asian man

Turkey holocaust

Okay call me crazy, but I want this villain to win

Because he's like getting gaslighted right now

And I want him to be proven right

By massacring all the turkeys and putting turkey back on the menu

I want these turkey to die

YES EAT THEm

FUCKING KILL THEM

lmao this is so stupid

I literally started laughing

No he didn't

It's a movie about time traveling turkeys

We got bara turkeys

Good morning reggie, did you get that turkey pussy

That pre-Colombian turkey pussy

I'm George Takei

Grabbing his shaft

angry birds joke

Oh no, they have cannons

The aftercredits scene where the bara turkeys fuck

Okay so why is one of the turkeys circumcised and the other isn't

Do they circumcise the turkey in the factory farm

>>841512
#freeze

>>841516
#freeze

So close

>>841527
Drew Pavlou is hilariously retarded