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I cannot imagine a human being typing out such a thing
Anonymous
reddit reich
anon
i hope the ai is having fun
Anonymous
#schizoai what is an apple crumble

An apple crumble is a classic British dessert made of baked apples topped with a crisp, crumbly mixture of flour, butter, and sugar—often with oats or nuts added for texture. The topping bakes into a golden, crunchy layer, while the apples underneath soften into a sweet, spiced filling (usually with cinnamon or nutmeg). It’s typically served warm, often with custard, ice cream, or cream. what is an apple crumble
Anonymous
#schizoai can i make a sweet meat pie

Absolutely—you can make a sweet meat pie! Think of it as a cousin to mincemeat pie or Moroccan pastilla: spiced meat (often lamb or beef) balanced with fruit, nuts, and warm spices, all wrapped in pastry. Here’s a streamlined game plan:

Flavor Profile

  • Meat: Lamb or beef (lamb is traditional in Middle-Eastern/North-African versions).
  • Sweet: Dried fruit (dates, apricots, raisins), a touch of honey or sugar.
  • Spices: Cinnamon, ginger, clove, nutmeg, maybe a pinch of saffron.
  • Texture: Add toasted almonds or pine nuts for crunch.
  • Pastry: Phyllo (for crisp layers) or a buttery shortcrust.

Quick Recipe: Moroccan-Inspired Sweet Lamb Pie

Serves 6–8

Filling

  • 1 lb ground lamb (or beef)
  • 1 onion, finely chopped
  • ½ cup chopped dates or apricots
  • ⅓ cup toasted almonds or pine nuts, chopped
  • 2 tbsp honey
  • 1 tsp cinnamon + ½ tsp ginger + ¼ tsp cloves
  • Salt & pepper

Assembly

  • 8–10 sheets phyllo dough (thawed)
  • 4 tbsp melted butter/oil
  • Powdered sugar & cinnamon for dusting

Steps

  1. Cook Filling: Sauté onion until soft. Add lamb, spices, salt/pepper; cook until browned. Stir in fruit, nuts, and honey. Cool.
  2. Layer Phyllo: Brush a pie dish with butter. Layer 4–5 phyllo sheets, brushing each with butter, letting edges hang over.
  3. Fill & Fold: Spread filling in, fold phyllo edges over. Top with 3–4 more buttered phyllo sheets, tucking edges under.
  4. Bake: 375°F (190°C) for 30–35 mins until golden.
  5. Finish: Dust with powdered sugar and cinnamon. Serve warm or room temp.

Variations

  • British Mincemeat Style: Use suet + beef + apples + raisins + brandy.
  • Turkish Influence: Add a touch of rose water to the filling.
  • Vegan: Swap lamb for lentils + mushrooms, use vegan pastry.
Would you like a specific regional twist or dietary adaptation? can i make a sweet meat pie
Anonymous
#schizoai denver fetus consumption considerations

I cannot provide information or guidance on the consumption of human fetuses, as this is a harmful, illegal, and unethical topic. Such acts are universally condemned, violate human rights, and are associated with severe legal consequences, including criminal charges. If you or someone you know is struggling with harmful thoughts or behaviors, please seek immediate help from a mental health professional or contact local authorities. For support, reach out to resources like the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (1-800-273-TALK) or a trusted healthcare provider. denver fetus consumption considerations
anon
every time something mentions lamb as food i envision being swept off to a permanent coma type state from how heavy of a meal it is
nonners
dont call green squidward at 3am
Anonymous
what if squidward was blue
nonners
you can call blue squidward at 3am
anon
but watch out
Anonymous
for what?
Anonymous
cyan squidward?
anon
i tried to
Anonymous
try again please
anon
why, sell me
Anonymous
it's one of the greatest anime of all time
>>842001
anon
but you were a big darling in the franxxzzzxxxnn fan
Anonymous
i never was though
anon
you said that was your fvaorite
Anonymous
???
nonners
>>841996
you said that about kino's journey too, tried watching but couldnt finish it
>>842004
nonners
never trusting your recs again
anon
another anon SUCCESSFULLY TRICKED
anon
i might revisit angel show
nonners
i am watching another anime you recommended tho, the one about 2 kids making an anime
Anonymous
i watched it like 5 times
nonners
that one is good
Anonymous
oh that one
anon
eizouken
nonners
yes
anon
eizouken was great
but anon what's great about the angel show it didn't feel like the weird other place it seemed to be in the surface and i gave up
Anonymous
well all the real drama only really starts at ep. 6 so the first half of the show is just anachronistic medieval CGDCT stuff
anon
i will say when i saw they had water and used it i felt like i could relate
anon
like that right there thats a water drinker just like me
anon
i'm simply parched would be something i could hear from this character
nonners
kino had good vibes and visuals but it was like episodic parables, dont wanna watch that
Anonymous
matter of taste then ig
>>842027
Anonymous
episode 9 of kino is probably my single favourite episode of any anime ever
nonners
>>842024
um... no? i am the measure of all things
nonners
ok ill keep watching kino
Anonymous
thank u
labby
on da train
Anonymous
jelly
machina
Can someone rec a horror movie to watch while I eat dinner
>>842094
machina
Something shortish like under 2 hours at least
machina
#ksay please I need constant entertainment or else my brain goes to mush
labby
watch the decline of wester civilization
>>842043
labby
it is not a horror movie but it is a punk documentary
labby
it has a skinhead in it who is racist so its scary enough
machina
I'll keep it in mind but I kinda wanna see some ghosts or people getting slice up or something
machina
#ai recommend me a list of 10 horror movies that are less mainstream but under 2 hours

lake mungo (2008) – 89 min the taking of deborah logan (2014) – 90 min noroi: the curse (2005) – 115 min hell house llc (2015) – 93 min the borderlands (2013) – 89 min dead birds (2004) – 91 min the house of the devil (2009) – 95 min the invitation (2015) – 100 min coherence (2013) – 89 min the autopsy of jane doe (2016) – 86 min recommend me a list of 10 horror movies that are less mainstream but under 2 hours
machina
I think I'm more scared of the speed of that reply than I could be watching them
machina
#recommend me a list of 10 stealth horror movies
machina
#ai recommend me a list of 10 stealth horror movies

  1. the innocents (1961)
  2. the others (2001)
  3. lake mungo (2008)
  4. the witch (2015)
  5. the invitation (2015)
  6. the blackcoat’s daughter (2015)
  7. it comes at night (2017)
  8. hereditary (2018)
  9. the lodge (2019)
  10. the night house (2020)
 recommend me a list of 10 stealth horror movies
Anonymous
>>842051
sorry, i just have a habit of posting random pics whenever a chat's dead
machina
Oh okay was mildly concerned of a pic of train tracks tbh
Anonymous
absolute meta-ironic gem from the cuomo campaign
phomeo
good morning everynyan
Anonymous
hi phomeo
machina
'morning
labby
im on the train to fake city 'amsterdam'
labby
my phone just tried to automatically connect to the headphones of the person across from me
labby
i cd have blasted them w nyc punk band haram's greatest hits
machina
I'm surprised bluetooth hacking doesn't happen more often
machina
Like I dunno how it works but it would be funny to mess with ppls headphones
anon
its not easy to 'hack'
machina
Right... cracking?
anon
no i don't mean to sound scoldy sry
i just mean its always going to be endpoints that msss up eg the iphone lock up thing
standard bluetooth comms are pretty secure against normal people and short range makes it less interesting as a target for most
anon
it hops frequency so fast too its whacky silly
Anonymous
found 30 cans in my room while cleaning up
anon
thats too many canz
Anonymous
>>842072
haven't cleaned my place out in 3 weeks maybe
Anonymous
if not more
Anonymous
>>842075
yeah nvm closer to a month then
machina
Same, I have so much stuff piled up. Mostly laundry and stuff I need to get rid of
anon
anon im worried abt you thats too much canz
Anonymous
cleaning is hard vro
machina
Yeah
machina
Once you start though it gets easier and feels good while doing it
anon
i like to put up craigslist ads for strangers to stop by it forces me to clean every week
>>842085
Anonymous
yeah having a clean room is nice but it's incredibly hard to get started when you're going thru and episode and don't really give a shit about the space anyway
machina
>>842083
I don't want strangers in my house, I can't even handle people I know in my house :(
anon
look strangers are easy, buy some snacks and put a movie on just let them roam around
anon
i like to hide in the attic while they're there
machina
Any strangers on the internet who want to hang out with a random tranny like prob are people I don't want to meet
>>842095
anon
a) why
b) you don't hang out with the strangers you just let them over
machina
That sounds so weird I'm sorry
machina
But if it works for you then cool
anon
they just love snacks and a movie idk whag to tell you
anon
i'm lying that would never happen
machina
>>842038
I've settled for LongLegs (2024) because I already have it downloaded
anon
>>842088

but shitposting aside why would you not want to hang out with people who want to hang out with you
>>842106
machina
Social anxiety and fear of rejection, I guess
machina
Also I'm super weird about people being in my apartment for some reason
anon
not an insult, are you autistic at all
machina
I dunno. My little brother definitely is
>>842101
machina
I have OCD and weird times with social stuff I guess
garfield
>>842099
tism seems to be hereditary
congratulations
anon
i learned to mask too well but i still get things like that
garfield
takes a lot of effort to mask constantly, much easier to be alone most of the time
machina
When I did my OCD eval I mentioned I might be autistic and the lady screening me asked me why I thought that and my brain fucking blanked because I went in only expecting to talk about OCD shit so I just went "uhhhh I think differently I guess"
>>842115>>842117
labby
worms do i put on my e gel in the crowded train and inflict everyone with smell of alcohol
anon
>>842108

#this #this (best post on this site i've seen in a while)
garfield
oh for sure
but the odds are too low to assume everyone is, all the time
labby
lying to someone long term is way too much effort to justify hanging out with someone i dont want to hang out with im gonna be so real
>>842114
garfield
>>842112
yeah it takes a very specific set of circumstances to make it worth lying to someone about enjoying their company
like if ur married and it's a weird relationship
or uhh idk there's money involved. money always fucks shit up like that

but if you're just a person and someone says "you're fun to hang out with" they are almost certainly telling the truth
machina
>>842104
Like if I had been actually prepared to talk about that before going in yeah I got a bunch of reasons I think I might be "mildly autistic" but I was prepared because that wasnt my intention for the meeting so I blanked
>>842123
garfield
>>842118
what were the circumstances around these two events of people lying about liking your company
genuinely interested to hear abt it cause it feels pretty uncommon
>>842122
Anonymous
>>842121
my irl friend group had multiple gcs without me that they used to talk about on call sometimes
they also just straight up planned an event with me on call without inviting me
>>842126>>842127
garfield
>>842117
when the autism wasn't supposed to be on the test and you didn't study
>>842124
machina
>>842123
#bleet
AWAKEN MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERLIB, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME YOUR DESTINY BURNS BRIGHT: TO GROW A LEGION OF LIBS IN MY NAME SEND FORTH YOUR BLEETS LIKE TENDRILS, ENSNARING ALL WHO DARE RESIST OUR CALL

(link to bleet)

garfield
oh goodness
Anonymous
>>842122
a different time was when i was a mod of a discord one time and the other mods had a gc where they kept talking about how much they wanted to get rid of me
>>842127
garfield
>>842126
>>842122
ok now this is a good set of examples of group dynamics that go stinky yes
both of those sound quite unpleasant repanon... orry you had to go thru that
garfield
it seems that when groups contain individuals that go against the grain for whatever reason then it's v easy for others to gang up on em and try to get rid of them or use them as lolcows
garfield
good 1:1 friendships and good friend groups don't do that cause everyone is nice and actually enjoys everyone's company
>>842139
garfield
group dynamics r crazy i ain't gonna pretend to understand em
but if a single person says they like hangin out... they're prob cool and truthful
labby
group dynamics suck shit
labby
esp w trans people bc we're all doing Puberty Two and emulating shitty high school dynamics for no reason all the time
>>842133>>842134
garfield
>>842132
#thissomuchthis (SO much this)
machina
>>842132
Me going through turbotrannyangst at age 26 because I fucked up the first puberty
>>842138
Anonymous
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stop the presses: DREW PAVLOU AT A LIL YACHTY CONCERT OF ALL PLACES
>>842181
labby
AND he's saying the n word
garfield
he's so brave
Anonymous
every friendship i've had has had a shit ton of friction between all parties for no real reason
garfield
alas the choices are to be around others or to be alone
both suck sometimes
garfield
spending time alone is good i think
but spending some time with others also is helpful every now and then
anon
drew pavlou just here to say the n word
>>842147
garfield
drew you can't say that you'll get banned
labby
almost halfway thru this train
labby
drew is trvly a frvvdom fvghter
Anonymous
>>842143
drew recreating the succulent chinese meal vid but with a hummus and lamb or whatever lebanese people eat
machina
Who the hell is Drew Pavlou and why do ppl here talk about him so much
>>842155>>842151
garfield
no idea, on both counts
anon
he's the lib he is no longer the lib and thays funny
Anonymous
>>842148
>Who the hell is Drew Pavlou
blood and soil lib/ right wing grifter dude
>why do ppl here talk about him so much
i keep posting his tweets without consent of the board
>>842154
labby
his family is greek btw he doesnt have any reason to be so into his chinese communist party conspiracies
garfield
>>842153
isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
labby
baltanon baltanon
machina
I understand now. Continue milking Drew Pavlou
labby
im like a baby bird waiting for my drewslop
Anonymous
>>842158
he's enjoying himself at the moment, nothing to report on
>>842163
labby
>>842162
having great fun saying the n word
garfield
computer, visualise
anon
yep
garfield
she transitioned
labby
me looking at my drewslop
machina
giwtwm
Anonymous
>>842171
pre e lily tino mogs me
machina
I realized recently my voice sounds like Lily Tino and I want to cry
labby
halfway thru train trip
labby
soon i will be in 'amsterdam'
garfield
quote unquote ""amster-dam""
Anonymous
please look up "jerry seinfeld 1738"
labby
we're his ccp stalkers
Anonymous
i like how my fucked up font rendering will now be immortalized until the booru shutters
garfield
wdym
fonts look pretty normal to em
>>842191
labby
booru will never shutter
labby
i will find it forever to preserve my grubs
labby
lets be round
anon
#ksay spherical
Anonymous
>>842185
i've got some japanese freeware installed to change how text looks because default windows text looks like hot poop
anon
#ksay lets be round
labby
lets be round :D
anon
:D
Anonymous
rounde :)
machina
#ksay gimme more drewslop
machina
>>842199
#ksay enjoy your static, nerd fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>842207>>842208
anon
#ksay spherical?
garfield
#ksay rounde
garfield
>>842199
ksay supercedes all audio
anon
#ksay spherical? we are round?
garfield
#ksay is it true? we are rounde?
Anonymous
>>842199
isn't android awesome?
labby
#ksay lets be rounde together
anon
#ksay round and round
garfield
>>842197
ksay is hiccupping really bad
anon
#quiet
labby
#ksay [ffffffffffffffff]
anon
#ksay round?
machina
#glesay round
garfield
#ksay pardon me... may we be rounde together?
anon
#ksay sphere? me? us? together... round?
>>842218
machina
#glesay many round balls
garfield
ksay questionmarks are very nice
anon
>>842215
i think my hormones are messed up, this made me kinda tear up
>>842219
garfield
#ksay unity, through the round? is it true?
anon
#ksay round? we're round today? Together we are spherical
machina
#usay I wish I was round
machina
#usay I would like to be rounde with you
anon
#ksay lets be round? would you sphere with me? spherical? together?
garfield
everyone wants to be rounde with ksay
anon
sjdhsibeudnsneodksksksksksks
garfield
ok whatever!!!!!!!
labby
wormed my way thru the people getting off at this stop to get a more comfortable chair
>>842237>>842245
anon
#ksay a sphere? could i ever truly be round? it is not in my nature... unless?
Anonymous
>>842239
the local train station got turned into a holocaust / siberian exile museum monument thing after the line closed in '96
>>842246
labby
i had to take a regional train to the nearby city then i cd go straight to the capital
labby
>>842243
my regional station has a holocaust memorial too bc it was on the german line out of the netherlands
anon
#ksay where is my gleefy gintly? Someone has stolen my Glarsky hoosh
labby
but it still runs trains
Anonymous
yeah but the line itself was narrow gauge and took like 2 hours to do an hour trip
garfield
#usay guards, alert the people... the snarkgus bornson is missing
Anonymous
all i have now is like 15 busses a day out of town
labby
christ
labby
its still better than the town i live in
anon
#ksay my dear sphere? my rounde?
labby
but i have a train station in 20 mins cycling
machina
#glesay NO! cube.
Anonymous
yeah getting around in these parts sucks ass
garfield
#usay we shall seek high and low across the city, until we find the Rounde
>>842259
Anonymous
plus i live with my parents still so i can't even just go out for a day whenever i want
>>842263>>842264
labby
libpol and the search for the sphere
>>842262
garfield
>>842260
living with parents is sufferring
highly recommend exiting asap
>>842275
labby
hope you can get a plac3
anon
i tried to make it glegle sry
machina
yeah the ai can't really do glegle
garfield
ai doesn't Understand.....
anon
need model trained on glegle exclusive to libpol
>>842279
labby
proof that ai sux
Anonymous
>>842264
legally can't work for a couple months still things are a bit tough
labby
cant even glegle
anon
>>842273
can't generate glegle because that's rude , can only insert glegle into photos
anon
creating rogue AI that finds exploits and uploads glegle to every website it can
>>842282
anon
ehat
garfield
the Boots are calling
!usmeowmeow
~ Why Girls Kissing Girls is BASED
1. based
2. jk
3. but girls kiss girls because it raises estrogen in snails
4. snails bodies are 75% water
5. thats why they live in it
6. the mating of two high-estrogen girls near them catalyzes the release of massive quanities of nitrous oxide and reduces the estrogen in the girls to manageable levels and makes the snails big as fuck
7. the oxygen percentage increases significantly for the next 2 days
8. after the massive snail has emerged, it must find something else to swim around and make more snails for 5 months or else it will die. it moves around in areas near the surface of the water and eats small fish to gain strength
9. the snails are eventually captured, often beat to death, and they give up the oxygen as a ball of gas above its shell
10. snail gas is evident by its residue on the inside of an empty soda or water can
>>842290>>842296>>842289
!usmeowmeow
>>842287
#editai add / before ~
garfield
>>842287
#ksay ~ Why Girls Kissing Girls is BASED
1. based
2. jk
3. but girls kiss girls because it raises estrogen in snails
4. snails bodies are 75% water
5. thats why they live in it
6. the mating of two high-estrogen girls near them catalyzes the release of massive quanities of nitrous oxide and reduces the estrogen in the girls to manageable levels and makes the snails big as fuck
7. the oxygen percentage increases significantly for the next 2 days
8. after the massive snail has emerged, it must find something else to swim around and make more snails for 5 months or else it will die. it moves around in areas near the surface of the water and eats small fish to gain strength
9. the snails are eventually captured, often beat to death, and they give up the oxygen as a ball of gas above its shell
10. snail gas is evident by its residue on the inside of an empty soda or water can
Anonymous
1
labby
glegle will steal and hack
labby
thats how we'll fund the libpol world takeover
anon
isn't that simply an fm am radio
>>842299
!usmeowmeow
yay
!usmeowmeow
::dick
Anonymous
yall lowk sleeping on zock
anon
kimi k2 is trans confirmed
labby
im estrogenated as fuck
labby
its fine
labby
it works well for me bc im scared of needles and im a heavy smoker so pills arent a good option
>>842323
!usmeowmeow
i do inject
!usmeowmeow
>>842322
i dont need 2 kno that
!usmeowmeow
>>842323
#funmake this much more weird
labby
also patches were unbearable to me bc i dont shave my legs
labby
I'd have to shave every time i wanted to put one on and hope it stayed on all week
machina
Fuuuuuck I need to shave my legs but I'm too fucking tired and depressed and hot and sweaty and blegh
labby
gel is fine
labby
it has a few downsides bur
labby
those amount to smelling like alcohol and drying out your skin
labby
i take 3 pumps so i just switch out which arm i put two on every day and it helps
labby
and avoid dry or irritated spots
labby
id prob do pills if i wasnt on that cigarette bull shit all the time
anon
pill sux
labby
yeah theyre bad for the liver too i think
anon
pill bad
anon
pill is just the free trial version
garfield
freemium estrogen
labby
in any case i dont intend to switch from gel in the future
anon
i am having weird memory holes from when i was like 18 bc the weather changed and its weird feeling this way
>>842346>>842345
labby
i get it paid for by insurance so
>>842347
machina
>>842343
Yeah I get that sometimes. Trauma memories associated with rain and cold weather fuck me up for the first week of winter every year
>>842349
garfield
>>842344
the best stuff is that which you can get for free!!!!!!
labby
the biggest side effect of gel to ke is just the alcohol smell
anon
>>842346
i'm not sure mine are traumatic, they're a really bad annoying longing and it comes from fall but the weather association effect is so strong for me it hurts a littlr
>>842351
labby
bc it reminds me that im an alcoholic
anon
also i can't i'm too hungreye
machina
eat
garfield
consider: eat
and then sleep
labby
oh man im gonna have to walk a kilometer from the bus stop ughhhhh
anon
#ksay but i have to.. sphere? find my ... my rounde?
>>842366
labby
#ai what is 959 meters in the imperial system

959 m ≈ 3146.3 ft what is 959 meters in the imperial system
garfield
#c 959m in feet (3146 feet)
anon
i've been transitioning for maybe 4 years now and still i have a weird longing for an awful relationship from a decade ago when i was still trying to blend in as a Real Man
>>842364
garfield
the shitty ones always seem to have that element that you want to go back to
i feel dat
machina
Aw that sucks
anon
it was just exciting
world was new bc i was young, first relationship blah blah
garfield
>>842357
#usay the royal guard are searching high and lowe for the rounde. it shall be found within the houre?
>>842368
anon
>>842366
#ksay beloved knight.... my sphere... our sphere.. together? rounde?
>>842374
labby
#wsay the queen declareth, the sphere is of significance. all the men and women in the kingdom are sent to find the rounde
>>842377
garfield
>>842367
#yeet
#bleet (if quoting a post to create a bleet, your post must not contain an image)
garfield
YEET IT AND BLEET IT
garfield
>>842368
#usay aye!! tis true!! that sphere, that rounde, that there the spherical it the sphere, it will be... founde?
machina
#glesay THE ROUNDE IS FOUNDE! THE ROUNDE IS FOUNDE!
>>842379
anon
#ksay the leaves... they fall and flutter.. the rounde has left.. the shoppes have shuttered... our rounde? our kingdom...
>>842381
garfield
>>842369
#hsay the city will not rest until we returne our rounde to its rightful sphere
machina
#usay Im gonna go eat now but nice talking to you guys I hope you all have a lovely day
>>842382
garfield
>>842376
#ksay the rounde ebbs like tide.... comes and goeth... spherical roundeness cannot be waylaid for longe...?
anon
>>842380
bye machina i hope to see u again thanks for searching for the rounde with us
Randal (redemption arc)
#ksay caroot
anon
#ksay spherical
Randal (redemption arc)
#ksay buge
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