>>842388
noooooooooooo 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

>>842389
well........ ok......
>>842385

>>842390
whacking feenix?

>>842397
i love those

>>842399
i would install this AND all the browser toolbars it comes with

what should i do with my chicken
i have a lot of it and i thawed it but i want to eat it throughout the week

>>842403
br*ast for legs or what? whole chicken? can do a lot with chicken

like 8 chicken breasts yeag

too much for me to eat in one day

can marinate some of it that you ain't gonna eat
freeze what you aren't eating in next few days

it doesn't last more than a couple days in the fridge though right

i've decided it will be chicken fajita today and i will put breasts in the freezer to thaw each day in case they aren't beaten before

mohile is sich a disaster i hate this im gong to fix it i swear

toppe tippe u can defrost meat in a microwave really quick
like 5-10 mins on low

>>842419
yes
>>842421
yes

>>842421
no

>>842420
:( rest in peas

>>842426
follow your Heart

>>842416
destiny before he was destiny

my body is a machine that turns sucked dicks into unsucked dicks

suched

>>842436
are they cheaper to buy sucked or unsucked

i can invest one hundred million dollars but no more

>>842450
where are they all going

if you sneeze three times in a row you get to make a wish

she is simply a wurmple

:(((((

>>842495
#downvote (USER WAS DOWNVOTED FOR THIS POST)

too late i'm already unkillable #lol #lmao #rekt (543)

>>842502
tha't s quite a serious sign of sigma

sigma balls

death note consumerism

>>842515
i hate justin bieber his music is so bad

if justin bieber met nyan cat who would win

they would form a partnership and go into successful business together

noooo

nyan cat would never

she told me

nyan cat is getting old... she can't roam space forever... need to svae for her retirement...

she has plenty of money for her retirement

that vid has very many views

surely she will survive

perhaps her ga,bling addiction is not helping matters..... it is a troublesome situation

>>842531
#edit ga,bling to nyambling

wait only 12M

i thought it would at least be in the hundreds of millions

same honestly
nyan cat was just bigger than we ever thought

meow cat

woof dog

>>842536
what do yuo mean

>>842539
nyan cat's power was in the hearts of the people, rather than the numbers of the internet

truly

nyan cat transcends analytics

i feel like this screenshot has a lot of aura

#

#dice

#ai whats aura

the colored glow around your character in roblox that shows your pvp status. green = no pvp, yellow = partial, red = full. whats aura

#roll 2d6

:(

>>842548
#ai what's my aura based on this message and surrounding context

a low-hum violet static—quiet, observant, but with a copper wire undercurrent that snaps when provoked. what's my aura based on this message and surrounding context

ai doesnt know me

#ai statistically speaking im probably cute right

depends on your reference distribution. if you weight by global population, the base rate of conventional attractiveness is maybe 10-20%. but if you restrict to people who post selfies online, the prior shoots up—call it 60-70%. so if you’re in the latter group, yeah, you’re probably cute. statistically speaking im probably cute right

fuck yeah

statistics is real

i did it
i cooked the chicken breast, froze the other 7

i put it into a big fajita

If you were a shopping app you would be called Teamu

#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)

>>842559
delicioso

>>842562
good meowning

hello selene

wecleomt o lob pol early morning (united state but thats okay )

2pm libpol (european edition)

garndeld is arapane?

are you a bw oldposter

brainworm

no silly

/srg/

floob

>>842581
old version of this webbed site from like ? a year ago maybe

>>842581
newfag spotted

someday i'll tell my grandchildren about how libpol used to be called brainworm

and they'll roll their eyes and say "SURE grandma tea... yeah... " and lol and lmao while playing Super Earth Simulator

they will, expressionless and near lifeless, giggle to you through your neurlink

send an email expressing thumbs up emoji

chatGPT 9 sends you a neuralink text message from your grandkids that calls u whatever 'skibidi' is in 2094

>>842589
horrific

skibidi is a slur in 2100s earth

you're skibidi

that's going to be very offensive eighty years from now

i'm not gonna be alive eighty years from now

yeah you will

okay

i always kinda saw my life ending at 45 in some sort of tragic car crash

thats okay i disabled that

oh that's good

someone tell bryan johnson about this

the creator of breaking bad?

>>842603
the guy who's trying to extend his lifespan as much as possible and just looks normal

is that the estrogen guy

wow he had nothing to do in the time since breaking bad, huh

>>842606
the very same

that's so fucking funny

estrogen prolongs your life

>>842610
does he just have like breast growth

why would he have a bra on otherwise

STOP LOOKING LIKE A HON IN YOUR PICS BRO

>semi jacked
idk thats like
hes kinda nutty

MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME

>>842616
yeah he's a little silly
probably doing more than just taking E but i don't follow the latest gossip wrt life extension

>>842616
he is very buff

im attracted to him in that photo in the sense that i kind of want to poke at him like a couple times then leave

id wanna like squeeze his pectorals to see if theyre muscles or boobs

squish test

but im not attracted to him

he's kind of a fushigi type object

::fushigi

what the frick

where's saeki

#ai whats fushigi

fushigi is the japanese word for “mystery” or “wonder.” it’s also the name of a clear acrylic ball sold in 2009-2010 as a “gravity-defying” contact juggling toy. the marketing implied it floated on its own; it doesn’t—you do standard contact juggling moves to make it look like it’s levitating. whats fushigi

(the ball)

consult the oracle

>>842630
dont get me started

>>842632
#edit capitalise first letters

>>842628
LMAO im imagining someone buying a fushigi ball for their kid and the first thing their kid does is hold it in the air and drop it and seeing the look on their face

childhood innocence: shattered
fushigi ball: also shattered

if it were glass that would be very comical

Well Well Well
Sent From My Orb

NOO WE SHOULDN'T HAVE MENTIONED ORBS

rthe orb Beckons

what's everyone's favourite style of orb. i'm partial to the clear and smokey variants myself. can't stand the textured glossy finish

Smokey Sucks
Sent From My Orb

that's juyst your opinion and it's wrong but i respect it

Not Its Not
Sent From My Orb

im indifferent to orbs

alright i dont want to get too into orbs

i still have to make orbs a feature err i mean signatures

orbs are the hottest new thing on lib pole dot org

i want them to be i just dont want to wait like 3 months for them

alas
opworm loves to move slowly and break things

(positive)

what even is like, the appeal of libpol to the people who use it

is it like, whos here

#ai orb

orb is a rust library that provides zero-copy, zero-allocation parsing for binary formats. it uses declarative macros to define packet structures and generates compile-time parsers that work on byte slices without heap allocation. supports bitfields, enums, length-prefixed arrays, checksums, and conditional parsing. common use cases: network protocols, file formats, embedded packets. orb

>>842654
#editai make this talk about magic orbs

>>842652
i think people like the chatroom style
and the various named people that always float around
though there's always new people shuffling in and out so i'm not sure if the personalities are the pull

im the best named person

im the best named person

>>842657
#truke ?

yeah ?

truke hath decreed

fuck yeah

its a hard thing to quantify

i want to show more people how cool livetyping is

it's a very unique way of communicating i agree

>>842664
exactly 6 glegles. very easy to quantify.

NO

get #rekt (544) kiddo

>>842667
#editai replace 6 with 7 and add "and one derrick and that other fucker" to the end

its so over

>>842664
#editai replace 7 with 8 and add "and two derricks and 9 of that other fucker" to the end

>>842675
why why why why why why why why WHY why WHY WHY WHYW HYW HWY WHY WHY WH whyw hyww

animal cruelty

YOU KILLED HIM

he got fucking lasagna'd

>>842678
oh my fucking god

oh that's gore

happy birthday to rockcat :(((((

>>842683
NOOOOO

>>842675
#bleet (failed to create bluesky post: failed to upload image: bluesky only supports images smaller than 1 MB)

>>842678
#bleet (link to bleet)

>>842686
png......

i swear if that giant rockcat is like
the same image in the reaction, same res and everything, im goinng to be UPSET

lllol i would not be surprised

check out how big these are
#cheese ()

#cheese ()
#cheese ()
#cheese ()
#cheese ()

IT HAD TO LOAD

it's still laoding for me

it's like 20mb

OH MY GOD

it's a png of a jpg

thats it

full rewrite

3k by 2k cheese png

ive HAD it

#cheese ()

>>842702
thats really kind of you

>>842702
just the right amount of cheese

wow

>>842708
#edit cheese this poster

>>842710
WHY

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HIM

there we go

he's so hungry....... his little rockcat tyummy is rumbling...

HE IS STARVING

are you happy now

i for one am distraught

oh fuck the orb is evil

YOUR EVIL ORB

im going to send good vibes through my orb.

>>842719
#throw

im going to hook the orb up to a good vibes amplifier and bring the entire world low with how chill everyone is. planes dropping out of the sky!

>>842722
yay thank you

Give Him The Cheese Again
Sent From My EVIL Orb

Hes Hungry
Sent From My EVIL Orb

i guess i need to eat, huh?

extra large piece of cheese

THAT IS SO BIG

Finally

>>842730
we must be like the rockcats and chow down

>>842735
lasagna is looking more appealing i will admit

OI

i dont want to make lasagna and it feels like its too much to go-bahhhhh, ill just ask olive garden to make me some.

Finally A World He Deserves

>>842739
the garden of olives surely have good lasagna it's true

*hugs libpol*

>>842742
rockcat is growing ever more powerful

A What

>>842747
a wizard

The Other Part

look at this horrible creation

he has come so far

it's no longer rock cat

this is why we don't give him cheese

perverted beyond his original forme, the rockcat seeks forbidden magicks to lengthen his time on this cheese ridden rock

to preserve his sense of self

>>842756
alas

the power has corrupted him

for he has no more cheese

like the mighty midas, his dreams of cheese everlasting have turned against him. there is much to learn here.

in some sense we r all like rock cat......

his folley is our folley

im hungry

the cycle begins anew

#ksay round? could we be? i was not born round... but maybe.. maybe? maybe i could be... i could be round? spherical?

#orb

ksay question mark makes me so sad what th egufkc,

i find her quite endearing

i have to figure out a locomotion method that is like curling into a ball but im really not pulling anything elegant. what is most coming to mind is a vehicle that is shaped like a ring.

#ksay what is a worm? a miserable little pile of secrets? but enough talk? have at you?

#ksay maybe we weren't born as spherical... but we could become rounde? rounde together? spherical? spheres as one?

get in the sphere shinji or rei will have to be spherical again

lain i figured out how to do smoothest automation in sunvox, just tested on my phone its beautiful

sonic, samus, they dont need vehicles to become balls and they are much much cooler than someone who needs a vehicle. but i can't really think of a good way for a human to resemble a ball when moving. we would get completely disoriented.

>>842776
this is a very good point also
we need to evolve into something that can become round

>>842775
oh what do u have??

#ksay rounde?

>>842778
i have, smooth automation

cant explain from phone tho

ill send u the module later

opening up the door for altering the biology of the subjects would make it much much easier to create a rolling creature but its no fun if they're not also sexy standing up.

feel free to dm me

interested

Wait, i've got an idea. Two half-sphere shields.

we return to the egg that we evolved so far from

nature repeats itself