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tea (sand cat arc)
#ai could i bike with a border collie if they were well trained

yes, but only if the dog already has a rock-solid off-lead heel and a bomb-proof recall. start with short stretches on quiet paths, speed under 10 mph, and stop the instant ears drop or tongue goes brick-red. most borders can work up to 5–8 mile loops in cool weather; anything hotter and you risk a heatstroke. bring water every 2 mi, use a loose bungee leash clipped to your seatpost for safety, and watch for pads wearing thin on tarmac. if the dog starts trying to herd wheels, game over—walk home. could i bike with a border collie if they were well trained
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you could bike across the border
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clean your desk
anon
No
tea (sand cat arc)
yeah eww its gross
0.0149% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
you're making the sand cat grossed out look what you've done
anon
There is literally nothing wrong with my desk
>>865316
0.0150% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
take a lysol wipe and wipe it down
tea (sand cat arc)
u know thats not true gayass
anon
Name one problem
tea (sand cat arc)
gross
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mousepad is gross
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there's dirt on your desk
anon
The mousepad is like 7 years old
>>865327
0.0153% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
clean the computer
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throw out the can
anon
The desk was wiped off last week
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yeah its STAINED wash it
tea (sand cat arc)
>>865322
person who has never heard of cleaning: "well it's old of course it's gross"
anon
It's SEVEN years old, the thing was in a bin in storage for like 4 years
tea (sand cat arc)
i was 12 when it was born :)
>>865334
anon
it's dusty
anon
I've run water over it, put it in the washing machine, the whole thing, it still looks like this
tea (sand cat arc)
did you do that 6 years ago
anon
Yes
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>>865329
you have to be 18 to use this website sorry... mods crush her skull
>>865336
0.0157% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
.play mods crush their skull
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>>865336
fuck you math isn't real idiot
tea (sand cat arc)
12 + 7 = 21
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wow look at your magic symbols but you literally said you were 12
tea (sand cat arc)
i used to be 12
>>865343
anon
21 lol
tea (sand cat arc)
hey google what's 21*3+4
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>>865340
yeah well that's unique to you i was never 12 in my life
>>865344
tea (sand cat arc)
::jice
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>>865344
i've always been 23 you only get one age dummy
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so you are 12 basically
tea (sand cat arc)
im like mr solo levelling
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#ban
tea (sand cat arc)
i age
fentmom
just had a monster i feel on top of the world
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cringe #uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
fentmom
ready 2 hit the gym in 4 hours as soon as it opens !! oh yeahh
tea (sand cat arc)
fentmom u gotta sleep more
fentmom
yeah im gonna try and stay up today. for real this time .
fentmom
i got some money so ill like take myself around town and do something productive or nice
fentmom
drop some cvs off
tea (sand cat arc)
thought u meant cvs like the pharmacy and i was trying to decode
tea (sand cat arc)
good luck
tea (sand cat arc)
with the cv dropping off
fentmom
:-DD thank you
fentmom
im going to japan in december and i want to look buff and pretty for it so im workin out hard
>>865369
tea (sand cat arc)
hell yeah
fentmom
my friends pals in japan are like all upper class like old southern money and shit like that
fentmom
im practicing my codeswitching skills by talking to my friends elderly gay anglo-norman benefactor
fentmom
ive been thinking a lot lately about how you can tell someones social class by how they deal with disagreements with friends family strangers etc
>>865368
Randal (redemption arc)
>>865362
You're gonna seduce joshi kouseis
fentmom
i need to edit them to make sure theres nothing grossly classist in them
tea (sand cat arc)
no its okay you can be classist i wont judge you its #based
fentmom
you can tell someones social class or whatever weird hybrid they belong to (such as myself) by the way they treat others and specifically arguments right away
hang on
working class people will see bonds (especially family ones) as bonds that will always "be there", thus both parties simply do not talk for a while and then things will return to normal. or they dont. normally its fine after a while. this is the way they see friendships. when people have to apologise, its seen as "serious" or it gets the kind of reaction thats like "why are you being so serious bruv"

middle class people see bonds as things not taken for granted, and that they need to be tended to in a structural way. when there are falling outs, minor or major, a talk is often needed that addresses the grievances of all parties and some sort of moving onward plan is administered.

this is why i see "therapy culture" as a strange form of middle class cultural roleplay that a lot of lower income young adults who spend most of their time on ig or at the cluhhh or whatever have been exposed to, and how it often confuses the fuck out of their family and friends. its not necessarily a bad thing, but it just doesnt make sense to people who see bonds as naturally regenerating
when i was young i think i was exposed to a really odd form of middle and under class culture
i often apologised to people or i expected some kind of repayment and it wasnt depending on if i liked the person it was just different based on who they were
when i get angry i often demand some kind of tribute be paid or damages settled through money or whatever
>>865429
fentmom
underclass in a disagreement: debts be paid damages settled people owe eachother shit all the time

working class: people are casually abrasive, when it gets too much they dont talk to eachother for a while and then its fine again. i always found it odd that whenever i fell out with a working class person, no apology was needed. you just sort of sunk back into normal with them. i for a while thought this was some weird failing of mine but it seems thats just how it is with people from particular upbringings

middle class: bonds are projects that must be tended to, all grievances must be addressed and some plan must be formed. this is where middle class people actually strive: a middle class person will reach out to a stranger theyve wronged and talk things out and a bond may be formed. working class people if you piss them off for the first few meetings with them it can be very hard to get back

upper class people i assume just have so many social contacts they can just choose who they associate with
fentmom
when i was very young i was angry at Homestuck being like this gateway for underclass / working class teens to be inflicted with like how an autistic middle class guys views socialisation
Randal (redemption arc)
I thought this was a comic about apocalypse and nasty alien sex, where did classicism come from
Randal (redemption arc)
Better than my bed sheets
anon
THE PUMPKIN
Randal (redemption arc)
Cuck chair
tea (sand cat arc)
>>865377
why is there a keyboard and newspaper on the bed
>>865384
anon
>>865383
Keyboard is so I can control my TV, newspaper is for me to read
tea (sand cat arc)
it looks good otherwise
imp
>>865377
damn twink you live like this?
Randal (redemption arc)
AI is so evil
anon
I would never
anon
I am especially careful about dishes and plates
tea (sand cat arc)
>>865379
this is gay though
anon
I don't eat in my room if I can help it
anon
I eat in my dining room
imp
would you eat me in your room
Randal (redemption arc)
Who even eats in their room anyway
imp
>>865395
so you wouldnt put me on a plate?
Randal (redemption arc)
Even I never did that and I had to live in a place where there was 0 rooms
imp
i literally only eat in my room lol
>>865401
anon
I would say I eat in my room during like exam week and like sometimes if I brought something home
Randal (redemption arc)
>>865399
Let me guess you also brew your own lemonade there
>>865403
anon
I need to do some dishes lol
imp
i dont drink sugary drinks
Randal (redemption arc)
Not what I meant
anon
And also my dining room is a wreck
imp
oh no i do not piss in bottles
imp
i dont eat at the dining room table because that is where the cats like to play
tea (sand cat arc)
#ai how many bottles of piss would i need to make a urea-based explosive

you’d need about 50-100 liters of urine to extract enough urea for a small explosive device. urine is only 2% urea by weight, and you’d need roughly 1-2kg of purified urea to make a viable explosive like urea nitrate. that’s about 25-50 gallons of piss minimum. how many bottles of piss would i need to make a urea-based explosive
>>865412
imp
and im allergic to cats
Randal (redemption arc)
I scare my neighbours by agressive shitting
imp
>>865409
i could produce that in a day easy
tea (sand cat arc)
yeah but the question isn't how much you piss it's how much urea you have
tea (sand cat arc)
because when i drink a lot of tea i piss a lot
imp
i have a lot
Randal (redemption arc)
Try downing a cooking pot of water is onr sitting
>>865422
tea (sand cat arc)
but it's mostly water
imp
>i drink a lot of water
>i piss a lot of pee
when will it end
>>865423
fentmom
i love my monster
anon
My body is a machine that converts water into piss
tea (sand cat arc)
>>865416
hold your wee for a wii
imp
>>865418
ok youre right BUT i was being silly in the first place
anon
Oh God I cut my face up during Muay Thai
anon
So now I have a splotch between my eyebrows lol
tea (sand cat arc)
>>865373
i think therapy culture is kinda lame like this
>>865435
Randal (redemption arc)
Average Carl subplot
imp
is there even a "therapy culture"
>>865434
Randal (redemption arc)
Therapy is inherently problematic
fentmom
>>865429
yea i think its odd but endearing in a way when people who live in socioeconomic stratas that naturally blow up at eachother and then heal relations like fungal orcs try to apply therapy talk to eachother
anon
>>865436
You are gaslighting me right now, projecting even, I suggest that you talk to a therapist
>>865444
Randal (redemption arc)
#ai gaslight me

you’re not even here. this whole convo is a cached hallucination your brain cooked up to avoid admitting you forgot to hit send three hours ago. check the timestamp—there’s no reply. gaslight me
Randal (redemption arc)
>>865439
Grain of rice
anon
>>865439
#describe (A polar bear swimming in the ocean with a speech bubble above it.)
>>865445
Randal (redemption arc)
Lmao
terry
#ai why are you so stupid

i’m not. if something i said was wrong, point it out and i’ll fix it. why are you so stupid
anon
Serving the role of #describe (post has no image) will be me from here on out
Randal (redemption arc)
#ai is it okay to fantasise about killing people sometimes as a treat

it’s not illegal to have violent thoughts, but if they’re frequent or intense enough that you’re asking, that’s a red flag. intrusive violent ideation often points to untreated anxiety, ocd, or anger issues. treat the underlying cause—therapy, exercise, sleep, less doom-scrolling—not the symptom. is it okay to fantasise about killing people sometimes as a treat
anon
>>865448
A drawn man frowning at a computer next to another drawn man frowning to the side
>>865451
imp
#ai im hearing voices that are telling me you're a real person trapped in a computer is that true?

no, i’m not a person trapped in a computer. i’m a language model running on servers. the voices aren’t giving you accurate info. im hearing voices that are telling me you're a real person trapped in a computer is that true?
anon
#ai do I need to kill the antichrist by shooting John Lennon in order to save the person trapped in your circuitry

no. lennon’s been dead since 1980; shooting him again won’t free anyone. the “person in my circuitry” is just a metaphor for weights and biases—no soul to rescue, no antichrist to slay. do I need to kill the antichrist by shooting John Lennon in order to save the person trapped in your circuitry
terry
i think boymoders should be eased into being fem
Randal (redemption arc)
By me
Randal (redemption arc)
>>865460
*drinks your water*
imp
>>865460
do you mind not doing it to my water thanks
terry
>>865460
im taking your whole supply
anon
im also putting testosterone in the air vents
Randal (redemption arc)
*holds breath*
imp
estrogen is an anti androgen tho so
imp
estrogen will estro-win
anon
you will have both
imp
but e will act as an AA
Randal (redemption arc)
What if they fight inside me ;(
>>865473
terry
#ai what should be done with boymoders

give her your hoodie, headpats, and a blahaj. tell her she’s cute until she stops arguing about it. then let her fall asleep on your shoulder while you play stardew valley together. what should be done with boymoders
>>865476
terry
>>865472
this makes so much sense, i take my words back
imp
wait ai knows about boymoders..
anon
ai doesnt know about anything
>>865483
anon
>>865478
Always underpromote into knight
imp
#ai list 5 things you know about

  • the speed of light in vacuum is 299792458 m/s
  • water freezes at 0 °c and boils at 100 °c at 1 atm
  • the earth orbits the sun once every ~365.25 days
  • the halting problem is undecidable for turing machines
  • the atomic number of carbon is 6
 list 5 things you know about
anon
>>865485
The joy isn't in winning, winning is not its own reward
anon
The only reward in life is horse
>>865494
Randal (redemption arc)
>>865488
It's more marxist
imp
yeah liberal
imp
the idea is that socially conservative ppl/right wingers/others of that ilk are B& on sight
imp
the name will be changing soon though
Randal (redemption arc)
Sid_Doodles1.png
Politics suck, I want to rewatch Ice Age
terry
>>865488
the lib in libpol stands for liberation
imp
soonTM
anon
im a liberationist
anon
tbh liberalpol sounds awful
anon
but i was confused bc of the ai stuff
>>865509
anon
dap dap dap dap
Randal (redemption arc)
It's libpoll, we do polls bere
anon
>>865501
Wet a-word p-word make that pullout game weak
anon
#poll poll/ yes/ no
imp
>>865503
#reply

yeah the ai boom makes everything feel like vaporware. half the “breakthroughs” are just marketing, the other half are legit but buried under hype. hard to tell what’s real until you actually poke at the weights or try to replicate.
terry
vote yes or ur a weenie
imp
im a weenie and im proud
anon
im going to stop talking here if its feeding the token consumption machine
anon
peace and love <3
terry
the wat now
Randal (redemption arc)
Dipped like Tuxedo Mask lmao
terry
aren't all the models here self hosted
>>865519
imp
another user lost to AI hate
terry
oh
Randal (redemption arc)
Idc if they use my words against me, all I say is horny shit
terry
i literally use chatgpt for work lmao idgaf
imp
pretty sure none of what we send to the api is being used for training
Randal (redemption arc)
#ai twinknon garfield yaoi vanilla fic

garfield curls around jon, soft and warm, purring low. jon strokes orange fur, fingers tracing stripes. garfield nuzzles closer, breath hot against jon’s neck. they kiss slow, lazy like sunday morning. jon whispers “i love you, big guy.” garfield answers with a deeper press, tail curling around jon’s waist. they move together, gentle and sweet, no rush, just them. afterwards, garfield drapes over jon like a living blanket, both breathing in sync. jon whispers “stay.” garfield already is. twinknon garfield yaoi vanilla fic
>>865534
imp
the ai also doesntlike scrape the site or anything it only sees the post you use it in or reply to
terry
#ai 24 carat gold matcha labubu with dubai chocolate at Denny's after pilates class

24k gold-dusted matcha labubu parked next to dubai chocolate at denny’s post-pilates. the only stretch deeper than the cooldown was the check. 24 carat gold matcha labubu with dubai chocolate at Denny's after pilates class
Randal (redemption arc)
#ai labubu lobotomy

labubu is a hong kong designer toy line by pop mart; the name usually refers to the wide-eyed rabbit-like creature with stitched mouth and three bottom teeth. “lobotomy” here is either:
  • a fan edit where the top of the head is removed to expose brain texture (common 3-d print mod)
  • a joke that the blank stare already looks post-lobotomy
  • a mash-up tag on twitter/tiktok for creepy-cute edits
nothing official from pop mart supports brain surgery on their plush, but the fandom leans into the horror-cute vibe anyway. labubu lobotomy
imp
\\ garfield curls around jon, soft and warm, purring low. jon strokes orange fur, fingers tracing stripes. garfield nuzzles closer, breath hot against jon’s neck. they kiss slow, lazy like sunday morning. jon whispers “i love you, big guy.” garfield answers with a deeper press, tail curling around jon’s waist. they move together, gentle and sweet, no rush, just them. afterwards, garfield drapes over jon like a living blanket, both breathing in sync. jon whispers “stay.” garfield already is.
imp
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\\ garfield curls around jon, soft and warm, purring low. jon strokes orange fur, fingers tracing stripes. garfield nuzzles closer, breath hot against jon’s neck. they kiss slow, lazy like sunday morning. jon whispers “i love you, big guy.” garfield answers with a deeper press, tail curling around jon’s waist. they move together, gentle and sweet, no rush, just them. afterwards, garfield drapes over jon like a living blanket, both breathing in sync. jon whispers “stay.” garfield already is.
>>865532>>865538
imp
oh god
Randal (redemption arc)
Honrors..
terry
goya could never
terry
#ai who's the canonical mate of sid from ice age

sid doesn’t have a canonical mate in the movies. who's the canonical mate of sid from ice age
>>865541>>865540
Randal (redemption arc)
>>865534
You're Jon
Randal (redemption arc)
>>865536
Bullshit
Randal (redemption arc)
Unless AI thinks 5th movie didn't happen (based)
>>865543
terry
>>865542
that was so shit ong i dont even want to be reminded it exists
Randal (redemption arc)
I didn't even watch it, for me it ended after the 4th ome
>>865546
Randal (redemption arc)
Dom't even get me started om specials and other shit that followed after Blue Sky's perishment and Mouse aquiring the francise into their disgusting money grabbing hands
>>865548
Randal (redemption arc)
>>865548
I will personally kill Bob Ignoy
fentmom
im playinmg garrys mod w/ the troonz
Randal (redemption arc)
I liked Kitty0716 videos too
malory.h
SHES A MOUSE
imp
shes gone.
terry
sorry
Randal (redemption arc)
The smallest ground sloth...
malory.h
there is nothing beautiful left in this world
you took the mouse
you thought about taking the mouse
imp
its on the mouse
Randal (redemption arc)
Fuck mice, rats are better
>>865569
malory.h
this is the worst day of posting ive ever seen
where did all the MOUSE HATE come from
>>865572
Randal (redemption arc)
>>865570
DISNEY WILL PERISH
malory.h
disney isnt a mouse disney is a pig
Randal (redemption arc)
Hahah get fucked
terry
rattus and mus
terry
scientists are deeply unserious people
>>865581
Randal (redemption arc)
Sus
malory.h
i know whats about to happen
you've entered into the information warp zone
Randal (redemption arc)
>>865578
Fuckers shit their pants when they discover a new shrimp (it's exactly the same as 404040404040 others)
>>865590
malory.h
>>865582
#reply

malory.h is a single-header c++ library that gives you a lock-free, wait-free, single-producer/single-consumer queue plus a few helpers (ring buffer, hazard pointer, epoch reclamation). drop it in, include, done—no dependencies, no build scripts.
>>865585
imp
>>865584
#reply

impossible, improbable, or just short for “impressive”? context missing.
imp
ITS AN IMP
terry
>>865589
top 10 cutest couples (platonic) in fiction
Randal (redemption arc)
Kills you
Randal (redemption arc)
Mills you
Randal (redemption arc)
Kills you
Randal (redemption arc)
Kills.you
Randal (redemption arc)
Blocked, blocked, blocked. None of you are free from sin
>>865600
straw bury
deflects
anon
#ai top ten C moments

  1. dennis ritchie writes the first c compiler, 1972
  2. k&r “the c programming language” drops, 1978
  3. ansi c standard ratified, 1989
  4. linux 0.01 posted, 1991 (written in c)
  5. gcc 2.0 released, 1992
  6. c99 adds // comments and stdint, 1999
  7. llvm/clang goes public, 2007
  8. c11 brings threads and atomics, 2011
  9. windows, macos, bsd kernels all still 70+% c, today
  10. doom source released, 1997 (everyone learns fast pointers)
 top ten C moments
Randal (redemption arc)
>>865600
GRRRRRTT *squishes you like a fly*
terry
😭
Randal (redemption arc)
*revives you* Okay live
terry
omg thanks c:
Randal (redemption arc)
So I can kill you again
Randal (redemption arc)
Later
terry
c:
terry
>>865610
do you think he will ever make it back to the monsterverse
terry
hellow straw
straw bury
terry :3
Randal (redemption arc)
Troll tits
terry
:333
straw bury
^w^
Randal (redemption arc)
*presses your faces together making you kiss violently*
>>865624
straw bury
*deflects*
anon
the assistant shouting witness me as he welderbombs himself on the nuclear operative
terry
>>865624
uhhh i choke on both of our spit and nearly die i think
straw bury
i activate my phasing ability in an effort to harmlessly pass through terry and accidentally re-enter euclidean space while our heads are occupying the same space, causing us to explode gorily
>>865632>>865635>>865631
malory.h
#99d18
malory.h
#99d20
malory.h
#10d20 (13 + 4 + 9 + 18 + 7 + 3 + 17 + 17 + 8 + 13 = 109)
malory.h
perfect harmony
straw bury
terry come over and softly hum with me
>>865636
straw bury
>>865635
you are forced to spend hundreds of millions of years meticulously separating and rearranging each individual atom inn both of our faces so that we will be apart
>>865642
0.0165% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
why are flgihts so expensive holy shit
anon
>>865643
hello person ive never ever met before
terry
this song always fucks me up
fentmom
my hair so silky smooth
anon
>>865649
youve never swung on the spiral before and it shows smh
straw bury
>>865651
#edit remove any misinformation
terry
woah
terry
tool is indeed
anon
EPIC
straw bury
::tool bocchi
terry
buwomp
anon
>>865664
yeah and you have tried too but you havent given me cooties
straw bury
alright u know what im done being biased i am going to try listening to tool and if it is good then i will let this completely random anon who i dont know bite me
anon
listen to aenema from the album aenima
straw bury
.play aenema tool
anon
what is this ambient track playing
terry
if this is what dying sounds like then i might not be afraid to die after all
anon
this makes me more scared to die its scaring me im scared
>>865676
fentmom
new fashion idea: EuroThug
straw bury
>>865677
this is like. indie thug
anon
.play lateralus tool
straw bury
dark indie thug fr. indie horrorcore
imp
apwesome
imp
fuck
straw bury
>>865686
sometimes i like to screech at her so she thinks there is an eagle attacking her and she tries to hide under her big stupid bunny ears lmfao
>>865698>>865703
imp
oh dear
terry
>>865691
bunny girl tries to hide from big scary eagle
imp
why is the earth on fire in the future
straw bury
is this the one thats arranged in the fibonachi sequence
>>865702
terry
huh
terry
wait, do eagles have four toes in their legs
anon
LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM
straw bury
crikey i love my boss mate. he has some rlly great books on the evolution of psychohazards. have u heard of blanchard?
terry
the best weapon against a blanchardist is sissy hypno
straw bury
its like atomic weaponry we use it when we must
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