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anon
idk pychess has no takeback
anon
git gud I guess
Luca
That was a mistake AGAIN
Luca
god damnit
Luca
I SWEAR TWINK
Luca
HONEST
anon
mistakes happen
anon
i think my internet went down lol
anon
nvm
0.0185% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
>>866124
ok i guess. But it's a little forward, we haven't even gone out to dinner or anything like that yet
Luca
gg
anon
Yes quite
anon
it was a very wacky game
Luca
am I getting better?
anon
I thought you were going to trap my queen
>>866133
0.0186% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
>>866132
.play fetty wap trap queen
Luca
>>866131
That's a nice way of saying no
anon
Nah you've gotten better
anon
But also you still make alot of moves without thinking
>>866137
0.0187% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
>>866136
you seem like you would have really strong opinions on kitchen knives is that a good read of you
anon
I don't really have strong opinions on kitchen knives
0.0188% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
interesting
anon
Obviously like Henckel knives and such are better than cheapy pressed steel ones
straw bury
she my trap queen
0.0189% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
what do you mean obviously like
0.0190% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
i literally just bought the amazon basics version off of amazon
anon
But like they cut things
0.0191% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
yeah that's what i'm saying. I literally don't think it matters, it's just like, a knife
anon
Can they cut things well, then it's good
Luca
.play glitter ✩‧₊˚
straw bury
zillion bucks onna track B)
anon
Some knives hold an edge better
0.0192% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
i think that's delusion
anon
That's literally a metallurgical fact that has been well understood and established for over two thousand years
0.0193% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
and COPE
0.0194% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
it's a sharp piece of metal if it is not sharp then sharpen it
>>866155
Luca
It would be very fun to shoot the shit drunk with twink, just talking about random stuff, he seems pretty erudite
>>866170
straw bury
.play machine girl rabbit season
0.0195% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
>>866155
yeah you do because when they open boxes or any other thing that i need a knife for they need to be sharpened
anon
Why are you using a kitchen knife to open boxes
0.0196% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
because it's the nearest sharp object in my vicinity
anon
You can get a flip knife for like 10 bucks
0.0197% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
yeah i have a flip knife
0.0198% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
but then ihave to go get it
anon
That should be the nearest object in your vicinity because you literally have it in your pocket
0.0199% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
no it's in the toolbox which is under the counter, the knife is already on the counter, which makes it easier to use
anon
Why are you putting a flip knife in your toolbox
0.0200% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
idk my mom ordered me a toolbox set when i moved
anon
So you put the everyday carry item inside of it instead of in your pocket?
0.0201% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
oh it's not one of those tiny puny knives no
0.0202% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
and even then i wouldn' want to use those because they're so small and pathetic
anon
get a lionsteel knife
0.0203% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
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i was gonna get this, as this is clearly the peak of kitchen knives
0.0204% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
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jk this is what i ended up ordering, altho i might just get the amazon basics one instead
>>866174
anon
>>866173
imarku are fantastic knives
anon
They are in the Henckel category
anon
As in solid knives
0.0205% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
but it's on amazon
>>866180
0.0206% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
i'm down there was a coupon so it only ended up being like 80 or something for the set
anon
>>866177
Yeah, it turns out they sell knives on Amazon, who knew?
0.0207% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
yeah but nothing that's actually quality is sold on amazon
anon
Imarku knives are sold on amazon, and they are quality knives
0.0208% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
it's probably a fake
anon
No, it's probably real, a lower end imarku knife set would run about a hundred bucks
0.0209% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
but there wasa coupon
anon
Yeah
0.0210% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
just gotta get pots and pans now and then i don't have to use any of my landlords stuff so there's no risk of breaking it also so that i can keep it when i move out of this hellhole state and hopefully it dies and lgihts on fire and seceeds and sinks into the ocean
anon
I got a custom made damascus steel chef's knife from when I worked in the INDUSTRY
>>866193
anon
It's pretty nice
0.0211% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
ouuu
0.0212% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
that's kinda pretty
fentmom
>>866189
you seem to have had a wide array of jobs like i have
0.0213% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
rip gotta go twink #uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
fentmom
donald duck type behaviour
anon
I mean I worked in a kitchen, at a lumberyard, and then I've had odd jobs here and there but not like actual 9-to-5's more like "hey can you sell me some weed"
>>866200
straw bury
rabbit season cover art guy is my boyfriend and he beats people up for me
fentmom
croupier was probably my favourite job i had
fentmom
if i stayed at that ... i woulda made floor manager ...
anon
Anyway, this fuckin knife is wicked sharp
anon
Like there is a clear difference between a good knife and a bad one, I just don't have super strong opinions on what qualifies as "the best" in each category, I don't argue between imarku or henckel or whatever else
fentmom
could you carry a black ops wetwork mission out with it
anon
But this thing holds an edge like crazy
anon
Probably not because it is a chef's knife
anon
I have a load of rigging knives from sailing, those would be more appropriate
anon
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Here they are, one is just a decent like 150 dollar knife, but the damascus steel one is custom made and runs about 400 dollara
fentmom
this sector must be cleared of all tangoes
Luca
.play donna summer bad girls
fentmom
safety off
straw bury
.play mc holocaust execute me, gospel
anon
Neither one gets brought to work because the crackheads in the kitchen will steal them for their next hit, these knives are strictly personal use or for major events
straw bury
what kind of things do u cut with them
anon
uh, food?
anon
They are chef's knives
fentmom
any yall be threatened with a machete before
straw bury
i thought it would be something cooler because of how expensive they are
anon
I mean, you can cut things really thin with them
straw bury
i am seriously considering just using a knife or something to carve off all the fat on my midsection but im told there is little to no chance of success
fentmom
i had stupid thoughts of circumcising myself bc i thought chix would think foreskins look funny
fentmom
anyway strawb if you want to learn to love your midsection than unironically get into chinups/pullups
fentmom
makes the core look and feel very nice to work with
fentmom
a lot of people think they're fat when they just dont have developed muscle tone
straw bury
i do have a ton of shit to do pullups on
fentmom
[YouTube] listen and watch what this helpful jewish meathead guy has to say about pullups
straw bury
he seems like a very charming man
fentmom
i like a lot of post/nu disco trax
anon
I was going to cut a see through thin piece of apple to show off
anon
But this apple tastes too good
anon
>>866227
Disco has been dead for a long time
anon
Alright one of you needs to push me to tidy up my dining room and finish the dishes
>>866238
anon
Tomorrow
straw bury
dear, please tidy up the dining room and wash the dishes i invited the neighbors over for dinner
Luca
>>866235
HEY, YOU SLOB, BETTER CLEAN UP YOUR GODDAMN HOUSE
anon
Luca did you see my fall decor?
>>866242
Luca
is it a naked man with an orange leaf covering his ungodly parts?
anon
I'm gonna need more than a leaf
anon
ignore my bin full of e-waste
fentmom
Excellent pile of Newspapers
anon
I like reading the news in bed, sue me
straw bury
>>866244
why is there a very large cat reaching out from under the chair
anon
That's a sock lol
straw bury
what r u doing to this cat?????
anon
I read newspapers
anon
Is this a problem
anon
Why is the first response always "what's with the newspaper, newspaper, what?" and not "oh that's a nice blanket! and I like the pumpkin pillow!"
Luca
OLD MAAAANNN
straw bury
carll the typa guy to sit on a la-z-boy smoking a big ass pipe and reading the newspaper while his wife makes him a 3 course meal with rat poison in it
>>866258
anon
>>866257
Okay but I literally do that
anon
I smoke from my standard oil pipe
straw bury
old man
anon
You'd be amazed by the things you learn reading the newspaper
straw bury
i prefer to look at ragebait on the internet
>>866263
anon
T
fentmom
you deadass all need to start reading the newspaper
anon
The school newspaper literally is ragebait, like I think half of the writers are trolling
anon
Like I am the target demographic for shitting on tailgaiting, but even I think this guys opinion article where he calls it "racist" to be ragebait
anon
Like bro knew what he was doing
straw bury
wait i need to look up what urbane means
>>866273
straw bury
ohhhh ok thanks lol
anon
WAIT KEITH URBAN IS A COUNTRY SINGER?
anon
AND HE'S FROM NEW ZEALAND?
straw bury
im sorry carl i know this is a lot to process
anon
I thought he was an actor
anon
I don't know any country music stuff
anon
My mom just occasionally tells me that we know people that are like moderately famous country singers and I say "oh wow very cool :D" but I don't know who any of them are
>>866281
Luca
.play sleepwalk
imp
love talking to your mother though wonderful lady
anon
Her conversational skills depend on the day you are talking to her
imp
yeah i always avoid tuesdays
anon
.play walk don't run the ventures
anon
.play Johnny B Goode
imp
\\image
malory.h
what font
Luca
>>866292
.play baby i'm a star prince
malory.h
yeah the fallback font is probably bare serif if you don't have ms-comic-sans
imp
i probably dont
malory.h
yay comic
malory.h
\\ pathetic transgender woman fails COMPTIA NETWORK+ practice exam
imp
>>866303
#source (image has no source image)
imp
wait
imp
it made the aple cat
imp
the other aple cat
Luca
i once was in a trendy hippy town on the coast and this song was playing in a bookstore, i just remember seeing some college-aged girl sing this to her dog, not sure why I retain this memory
>>866329
malory.h
>>866314
yeah pretty much except i look less employable
straw bury
>>866314
mogs me to oblivion im afraid
straw bury
carl how does one install ss13
>>866321
anon
>>866320
You have to install byond, which is it's own thing, but you can also just install ss14 through steam, much easier
>>866330
imp
ss13 is dead now that yogs is gone
>>866324
anon
>>866322
Is fulp and bee still up? And goonstation?
imp
idk i literally only ever played yogs
imp
it was hard enough to learn in the first place i dont need to have to learn all the tiny difference
anon
I mean the only fork that is like really bizarre is goonstation, the rest have their idiosyncrasies but aren't too different
>>866335
malory.h
>hard enough
>tiny difference
grow up
>>866331
Luca
>>866316
wait, was it a dog? I don't remember
straw bury
>>866321
if i install the steam one will i be able to shoot aliens with u
>>866334
anon
>>866330
Yeah, there is the Marines version on ss14
straw bury
okey :3
anon
You'll really have to learn how to play on a beginner friendly server, also they get mad at you for metacomms so we'lll have to be secret
malory.h
when i push
i feel good
malory.h
when i pull
i feel good
imp
what about when you push
malory.h
when i push?
i feel good
Luca
baby I'm a star
anon
>>866338
\\old man yelling at github
malory.h
for a very brief period of time this week i have convinced myself to feel like a woman
malory.h
.play petzdas5k beat em down
imp
abort yourself and dial 1 for help
malory.h
i am in crish 2.5 i am going psychotic please help gemini flash 2.5
straw bury
goodness gracious
Luca
>>866363
she wiped out all our FUCKING progress and we had to get our dedicated devops dude to fix it
>>866374
Luca
>>866374
i'm going to keep this vague but we had a person who refused to collaborate and try to make it to class so we could work and then also refused to schedule outside of class
>>866375
malory.h
>>866373
>going to keep this vague
>hyper niche college story
lol
so did she just not understand git or what
>>866376>>866380
Luca
>>866375
I could keep going about her, but there's so much to tell, it was horrible
anon
I ruined Luca's project
Luca
>>866375
this but also refused to work and didn't want to learn git
malory.h
i guess i dont understand / dont go to real college for learning
could you not just request she be removed for being a fucking asshole
>>866382
Luca
>>866381
the retarded professor who ran the class was this fucking terrible manager who worked in the industry and his idea of getting us to do group work was to not let us form groups or at least decide who could come, but force us to work with randos and then do nothing if they refused to pull their weight
>>866389
anon
You should have just been like
straw bury
god i cant wait to go to college so i can weld more funny little dudes and make a career of welding funny little dudes and selling them on ebay
>>866386>>866385
fentmom
>>866384
keep these thoughts in your mind they will carry you to good places
straw bury
i will be the kingpin of ebay
straw bury
i will control the entire welded steel figurine guy market
malory.h
>>866382
i could kind of see the point but in a real org she'd just be fired for not showing up to work for X length of the whole project
>>866398
anon
You should crack open a can of pure oxygen and stuff it down someone's shirt so that they spontaneously combust
>>866393>>866391
straw bury
>>866390
ive been taking my risperidone consistently now sorry :(
malory.h
banana
malory.h
bananana
anon
.play banana man
Luca
>>866389
it was made worse by the fact that we had another negligent person, but i guess he at least eventually got his shit together
malory.h
if its not too compromising, what was your project? vaguely i guess
>>866401
straw bury
>>866395
i do not see him. i do not see him standing there i cannot hear him
>>866402
Luca
>>866399
not comfortable saying, but I will say that it was something I did not want to work on. Essentially reinventing the wheel, but not even for something fun
>>866404
anon
>>866400
hopping down the white hot sand
straw bury
i cannot feel his hand on my shoulder i cannot feel his grip tightening
anon
How can we incorporate AI into this project
>>866409
fentmom
We need to go back
malory.h
>>866406
you could send your teammates down an AI generated disinfo rabbit hole and get them disqualified from general society (stalked and murdered a cashier at 7 eleven)
>>866414
fentmom
We'll take down the global networks
fentmom
We'll live in villages
fentmom
Come and find us
malory.h
>>866414
chatGPT confirmed they were listening to my email and sold my mother to traffickers
>>866416
anon
>>866415
#ai @grok is this true

i can’t see what @grok said. link or paste the claim and i’ll check it. @grok is this true
Luca
#dumbai tell me which switching power supply i should get

uhh ok so like… meanwell is p gud i think?? the lrs-350-12 one is 12v 350w n ppl say it dont blow up alot. but also the cheap amazon ones with “universal” in the name r like $20 n work… until they dont. smth about 80+ ratings?? idk if that matters for wall warts. also if u need 5v just chop a phone charger lol tell me which switching power supply i should get
>>866421
anon
>>866419
#ai @grok is this true

i can’t see what @grok said, so i can’t verify it. link or paste the claim. @grok is this true
fentmom
>>866420
"dark age" ending in the original deus ex
fentmom
#smartai summarise the dark age ending in the original deus ex pc game

In the “Dark Age” denouement of Deus Ex (2000), the player elects to render the planet’s ocular-systemic information grid inert. The cascade begins when JC Denton ingresses Majestic-12’s sub-oceanic reactor on Aqualab 115, assassinates the daemonically self-aware Daedalus/Icarus hybrid (the “Helios” gestalt), and jettisons the contents of Area 51’s universal constructor array into vacuum. By triggering the facility’s magnetic-confinement collapse, every micro-fabrication node on Earth loses its entangled resonant frequency—nanites precipitate out of solution, and the extravasated Gray Death pathogen becomes inert. Simultaneously, the sabotage of the Aquinas router hub—Earth’s singular packet-switching choke point—achieves complete communications ischemia; global routers enter promiscuous mode without authority tables and are forced to re-initialise in isolated fiefdoms. Governments, corporations, and the secretive Bilderberg-like Council all lose synoptic cohesion. The upshot is the unambiguous abrogation of the technocratic monoculture: plutocratic Illuminati, nationalist UNATCO, and neo-feudalist Majestic-12 annihilate one another in a paroxysm of recriminatory fire. Lacking centralised infrastructure, the planet fragments into micro-polities—cantons, communes, and techno-tribes whose sovereignty is delimited more by scrounged power-stroke generators than ideology. JC’s final monologue—delivered over a decaying amplitude-modulated transmission—disavows his earlier deference to systemic control: “The net’s down—maybe for good. No more eyes in the sky… we’ll keep our own counsel now.” The game terminates on an ambiguous tableau: Earth liberated from both panoptic surveillance and the very conveniences that once made continental-scale society possible—a veritable Hesiodic “rollback,” trading algorithmic certainty for epistemic entropy. summarise the dark age ending in the original deus ex pc game
>>866426
fentmom
half of that is made up shit but you get it
malory.h
>>866423
every time i see you im going to remind you that eddington 1shot me and im now schizophrenic
fentmom
its 1shot two people here now
fentmom
i need to watch but nobody i know is smart enough to watch it with me and say something of value
malory.h
no im the same person
fentmom
wait what other name were you using
fentmom
ohhh ohh
fentmom
ok hi :)
malory.h
hello !
fentmom
im just imagining the heaven of 2007 being like
>>866443
fentmom
this ethereal space where this music plays
fentmom
everyone gets to be a nightcore anime girl
fentmom
neverending bliss
straw bury
new faetooth album i forgor 2 show u guys ;-;
malory.h
did you by chance ever see any of the missions from the game ready or not
>>866447
fentmom
>>866443
i havent played in a while
straw bury
.play faetooth iron gate
>>866464
fentmom
>>866442
yes yes yes i knew you were gonna say that yes yes yes
malory.h
yep eype yepy eype ype ypey pe
fentmom
its true Evil American Empire core
fentmom
>>866443
maybe i become the board streamer .. ohohoho...
malory.h
.play dj sharpnel blue army
malory.h
.play dj sharpnel powerpuff gabberz
fentmom
2004-2012 for like the internet and the adjacent cyberculture needs to be refined into a material and bottled
>>866456
malory.h
>>866454
its nostalgia cycle is coming soon, it will be bottled shortly
fentmom
i better get to work on my game set in 2012 soon then
fentmom
who cares if it misses the mark anyway im not going for nostalgia bait
malory.h
its abt the feel
fentmom
its a spooky year and i remember it well
fentmom
2012 was like the year i became a Man and adopted the first of many bizarre alt personas
malory.h
.play chelsea wolfe dusk
fentmom
lived in this dream world of hazy nights on public transportation and homestuck meetups at massive saudi owned convention centres
>>866465
malory.h
>>866445
this is good straw ty saved
malory.h
>>866463
i feel like this era holds some severe trauma / brainblast for you
>>866466
malory.h
;_>;
fentmom
it would have gone hard if it went hard
fentmom
>>866472
cahara did nothing wrong
fentmom
a beautiful soul
fentmom
he sets out to the dungeons in search of becoming something, a dutiful father who leaves his slutty mercenary life behind to care for his new family
fentmom
he becomes lost in there and you like find him contemplating suicide and oblivion in the most banal ways
fentmom
he loses track of his initial mission and instead seeks to become something bigger
fentmom
the tinder spark for the birth of a god and a new age in the world
fentmom
also i read his behaviour as very heavily bipolar / cluster b male so i have some affinity with him
straw bury
i think its so refreshing how much he cares about his wife instead of doing the typical moid thing of like getting mad at her for being a prostitute and killing her or smth
fentmom
yeah hes a moid at the end of his young moid cycle
malory.h
#ai brief description of young moid cycle

young moid cycle:
  • 0-2 weeks: larval instars, eat detritus, molt 3×
  • 2-4 weeks: pupate in silk-cocoon, flip to adult
  • 4-6 weeks: adult moid, mate once, die within days
brief description of young moid cycle
fentmom
a lifetime of the pleasures of flesh and the wrought terror of war have left him broken and penniless
malory.h
die within days
straw bury
oh yeah and isnt karin one of his distant descendants
fentmom
i wouldnt be surprised karin is hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
fentmom
there was a point where i was telling women with beautiful eyebrows "u look like this character in this rpg maker game i watch videos abowt on you-choob"
straw bury
i never even noticed her eyebrows lol
straw bury
flappermoder
fentmom
i just like strong eyebrows on people
fentmom
i always envisioned the future of combat being like those free 2 play korean run and gun deathmatch games
straw bury
.play faetooth death of day
straw bury
oh who put on chelsea wolfe
malory.h
i didd
straw bury
waow (i have never listened to her but i like her logo)
fentmom
i wish i could have gone to the touhou fan rave
fentmom
to midwest furfest
fentmom
to the gathering of the juggalos albeit less so
fentmom
i cant stop raving i cant stop raving
fentmom
mallory did u say something i DidNot see
malory.h
i did not noo
malory.h
at least i dont think so idk im "we
fentmom
Bang on the stuff
fentmom
Mummy always told me don't do drugs
fentmom
Whoopsie Daisy I'm bang on the stuff
fentmom
We get wavey like puff puff puff
fentmom
Alright geezer got the green on yer
>>866515
fentmom
you know for all of my ai hatred i kind of like chatgpt
fentmom
its like a lonely autistic white boy buddy thats always there
>>866519
fentmom
giving me recommendations for writers and showing me papers
malory.h
>>866517
i was that for many people and i got over that by taking estrogen
fentmom
crazy how femmom will never materialise
fentmom
oh well i'll meet her in the next life i think
straw bury
.play admiral angry sex with a stranger
malory.h
.skip (video skipped)
fentmom
.play utopia monarchs pyramid

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