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imp
something something performance art
malory.h
is there anything from that guy that is also interesting to watch
put it on the guywatch
fentmom
let me see
imp
the video about the uh the uh not actual synth thing he got
imp
it was like uh something
malory.h
i log into the web site and i flick on the guywatch to see what kind of guy is on
fentmom
hmmm one about h1bs... ill skip
imp
mainly its too realistic
imp
you just have to kill everyone
imp
realistic as in american cop realistic
fentmom
American Empire
malory.h
thats why i liked it, it was horrible and all the subject matter was depressing
the cop guys seemed to live in this horrible fictitious world where everything has this grime over it
i liked the first arc about the data center -> rich guy's house
the barrel thing was fucked
>>866966>>866965
imp
i was hoping for something more like nonlethal and tense situations or something but its basially just run n gun
fentmom
isnt ready or not man an MKultra experiment
fentmom
this one is nearly an hour long feel free to skip it if it gets boring
imp
>>866960
i ended up not playing a lot cause it ran so poorly too i did hear some stuff about the story that was interesting and i never expected it to actually have story
>>866967
fentmom
>>866960
i liked it when the cia tells you to close the container
malory.h
>>866965
thats basically the only reason it was ever interesting to me, the story parts
malory.h
i dont know how that kind of grime is formed like imagination wise
the gross pedo streamer with the bitcoin farm and random armed guys is honestly worse than the rich guy mission imo (vibes wise)
>>866998
fentmom
the devs seem like somewhat rw people who arent like unobservant le frog memes types or eastern euro power fantasy constructors
malory.h
yeah they're just like tech cop guys
fentmom
cant believe i spent over half my life basically bullying eastern european paradox gamers for wanting to live out a fantasy where they got to be the hero
fentmom
what did i gain from that
malory.h
a funny anecdote to share with the transgender liveboard
fentmom
yea to be honest i met a trans woman (In Person) who like knew of my posting career and my memes
malory.h
>
fentmom
i just straight up said "yeah that was all me" and she was like "nice cool"
malory.h
idek what you did
fentmom
do you know anything about like VGH WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN and grossgermaniums and all that paradox game crap
Anonymoose
no shot you did that stuff
malory.h
i only know of the game
malory.h
i only know of the games
fentmom
the games suck dont get into them
malory.h
never could they werent satisfying
Anonymoose
.skip (video skipped)
fentmom
they are games i played a lot but games that arent special to me
malory.h
#ai garbage games of old that i can play on my dinky thinkpad with intel integrated graphic

dwarf fortress (ascii), nethack, doom 12, quake 12, half-life 1, deus ex, system shock 2, morrowind, baldurs gate 2, fallout 12, arcanum, planescape torment, thief 12, age of empires 2, starcraft, heroes 3, civ 3, alpha centauri, simcity 3000, roller coaster tycoon 2, gta 12, carmageddon 2, worms armageddon, scorched earth, jazz jackrabbit 2, abuse, one must fall 2097, tyrian 2000, descent 12, terminal velocity, i have no mouth and i must scream, sanitarium, beneath a steel sky, flight of the amazon queen, day of the tentacle, sam & max hit the road, full throttle, the dig, loom, indiana jones fate of atlantis, monkey island 12, kings quest 6, quest for glory 4, space quest 4, police quest 3, leisure suit larry 7, zork 1-3, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, planetfall, suspended, a mind forever voyaging, amnesia, witness, deadline, the lurking horror, sorcerer, spellbreaker, enchanter, stationfall, suspended, suspended, suspended garbage games of old that i can play on my dinky thinkpad with intel integrated graphic
>>866989
malory.h
suspended, suspended, suspended
fentmom
i used to play alpha centauri on my thinkpad at work :-)
Anonymoose
>>866986
dawg these are all dos games
fentmom
>suspended, a mind forever voyaging, amnesia, witness, deadline, the lurking horror, sorcerer, spellbreaker, enchanter, stationfall, suspended, suspended, suspended

i like this part
malory.h
whats going on with the poor bot what kind of world does it live in
Anonymoose
1999
malory.h
#ai was the suspended mind forever voyaging witness sorcerer spellbreaker suspended from 1999?

no. the suspended mind account was created in 2019; nothing to suspend in ‘99. was the suspended mind forever voyaging witness sorcerer spellbreaker suspended from 1999?
malory.h
the use of the term 'snuffbait' anywhere made me upset
i feel weary of anyone who is into this
fentmom
yea bad times
malory.h
did he rent a uhaul to record this
fentmom
i used to have fantasies about living in storage space
imp
>>866968
i can only imagine it comes from the same place qanon does or idek. it feels very american right wing conspirtorial
>>866999
malory.h
>>866998
>qanon does
yeah but like, that kind of conspiratorial (at least in that specific example) isnt really that far of a distortion
imp
yeah thats the thing
imp
i think i just think that cause its a cop game lol
imp
cause that stuff do happen
malory.h
i feel like there was a really subtle uh, criticism hidden underneath all of this honestly
malory.h
like i played the whole game twice and i never got the feeling it was pro cop if that makes sense?
imp
ya it does
imp
like i havent played through it fully i only did the first 3 missions i think ive mostly just heard things from ppl talking about it
malory.h
there's almost nothing at the bottom of the 'american policing' barrel so i get that
imp
huh
malory.h
like that discourse is a black hole, just as much as american policing is
malory.h
so to write it off as horrendous copaganda is a fair and reasonable reaction
imp
ahhh yeah
imp
i wouldnt even say i write it off its just the impression i get. i think theres a lot of reasonable reasons to be conspiritorial even if youre like pro cop or smth
fentmom
the tone is more "weapon cop" than "warrior cop"
malory.h
wdym
imp
if trump has shown us anything its that we can possibly unite against billionaire pedos
>>867017
fentmom
like theres no glorification of police assault squad man valour at arms hes like the subject of some weird brainwashing ritual thing
>>867017
malory.h
>>867016
yeah it is super unceremonious and dysfunctional- honestly if the devs ever develop the story past what they have i wouldnt be surprised if they went with the unreliable psychosis narrator thing a la haze but in reverse

>>867015
we cant actually do that the footage was released and it was nothing remember
imp
footage?
malory.h
yeah the edited epstein cell security footage
imp
oh im talking about how uhh i cant remember exactly what it was but there was recent stuff. i mean overall its cause a bit of a stir and also it seems like somewhat bipartisan at least more than anything else has been
imp
like any sane person wants someone to be held accountable the real issue is whether trump will get off and he might
malory.h
ive still got 10k i dont even have on 'theyre going to make child abuse mainstream and cool and aspirational'
imp
wouldnt be the first time theyve tried
malory.h
fent did you play CP77 ever
anon
fuuuuuck
imp
you can spoiler like this
imp
hehehe
malory.h
.play kfc murder chicks lawnmower man
fentphone
im on the move
fentphone
why is his surname the same as the ewok planet from episode 5
nonners
can we ban drew spam here
Anonymoose
sorry
malory.h
personally i enjoy drew spam
malory.h
Not Liike There's other Posts
malory.h
idk why i open bluesky
if i have to read the word 'magat' again ill lose my brain
>>867061
fentphone
just walked to the gym again
fentphone
im crazy !!
malory.h
im in me mums gym
malory.h
is the US ever coming back from Politics #tm
in like a real / useful way
romeo
i no longer have a pounding headache
romeo
im in psych class rn
romeo
i love my prof even though he puts comic sans on my worksheets
romeo
today is emu otori's birthday
romeo
.play online game addicts emu otori alt
romeo
large emu
malory.h
pathetic
fentphone
severe whiplash from walking past the community college and then to the top 200 nationwide university about half a mile away from eachother
grainfield
bsky muted.png
>>867040
the self-moderation w/muted words is an excellent feature for eggzactly this
malory.h
there are?
grainfield
there are so many findom accounts that just want to get ur money and i don't WANNA
>>867064
malory.h
miss/mr field, grain as it were
where on earth are you seeing findom posts
ive never seen a single one ever
romeo
depends on your bluesky algo
grainfield
i live in the discover tab which is part followers and part algo pulls, cause i don't have enough following ppl to rely on just their poasts
>>867068
romeo
i see a lot of furry fart fetish artists
>>867070
grainfield
>>867069
i get a lotta furry stuff and just mute the individual accounts
grainfield
stfu 8ball #8ball (yup)
malory.h
>>867071
i tried the discover feed a few times
i get one (1) cat video and blue wave sloppa
>>867075
romeo
i open bsky discovery feed and i instantly see the feet of a 5'10 woman with tattoos
>>867077
grainfield
>>867073
the "blue wave" anti maga shit is almost as annoying as the maga shit
partially cause it's the same demographic of oldies with shit like "doglover. i don't take crap. #not my president" in their bio
malory.h
[Post about a new video game or maybe some speakers]
YEP this is the perfect sound system to play the epstein files over when they're relased and drumpf is PUT IN PRISON
Don't be distracted.
(image of AI generated trump chasing a small child around)
>>867078>>867079
grainfield
>>867074
life could be worse,
grainfield
>>867076
LIKE this POST if you thinj RACISM is EVIL
grainfield
their shit is so good
malory.h
it really is
grainfield
no
::yay alarm
grainfield
this is SO SAD
malory.h
#ai if he's were tied up to the trane tracks i would let cheesy bob get rujnned over

that’s a dark joke. cheesy bob’s a meme, not a real person, so no one’s actually getting hurt. if he's were tied up to the trane tracks i would let cheesy bob get rujnned over
>>867099
romeo
#ai why is it called oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

it’s a meme phrase that deliberately scrambles grammar to sound like a stroke-induced thought. the joke is the nonsense structure, not a real etymology question. why is it called oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
Anonymoose
#ai what's new in baltimore?

key bridge collapsed after ship strike march 26. cleanup + federal channel reopening ongoing. port traffic still restricted. what's new in baltimore?
malory.h
#dumbai i watch the mechanist how come that guy cant sleep lol

he like… thinks if he shuts his eyes the whole machine shop gonna eat him or somethin. also he snorted a buncha caffeine pills and now his brain is doing that windows-95-defrag-screen but never finishes. real dumb, just drink warm milk lmao i watch the mechanist how come that guy cant sleep lol
Anonymoose
>>867094
oriana's femcel rage
malory.h
>she is not currently dating anyone
poor oriana
grainfield
>>867104
looks clear 2 me, anime woman
malory.h
>>867105
cybersmith if he was hot
Anonymoose
cybersmith if he was in a monogamous relationship with his surgically modified human pet
malory.h
#ai is entering into a monogamous relationship with your surgically modified human pet a good diet plan

no. monogamy ≠ nutrition plan. your pet needs species-appropriate food, not a wedding ring. is entering into a monogamous relationship with your surgically modified human pet a good diet plan
>>867112
grainfield
just googled cybersmith and impressed that i had not learned about this until now
>>867113
grainfield
>>867110
monogamy could be a nutrient plan if you tried hard enough i bet
Anonymoose
>>867111
one of the main characters of the transgender movement ngl
>>867118
malory.h
>enter into monogamous relationship
>my bitch wife never makes dinner
>naturally, i am incapable of cooking
>i have lost 20 lbs already!!
>>867117
Anonymoose
>my bitch wife (literally, as i have surgically modified her to be a dog)
>>867116
Anonymoose
>>867118
well he keeps fucking popping up and all the highbies talk about him like he's a legendary figure so i'd put like 20 dollars on it
malory.h
he is a legendary figure
grainfield
what is a highbie.......
malory.h
when u put a littel weed in the honey :)
>>867125
Anonymoose
popular trans woman on twitter who interacts with all the other ones
>>867126
malory.h
>>867124
your garden variety jenny tightpants
romeo
psych is fun
romeo
not
romeo
we've been talking about the same thing for 2 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>867136
romeo
WOAH
romeo
HELP IM GETTING SLICED IN HALF
romeo
the 8 psychological perspectives
>>867139
malory.h
weee
Anonymoose
>>867137
well i'd guess that you need like 8 days to learn about all of them
romeo
we're cramming all 8 into 1 day and now doing group work
grainfield
>>867140
aw
was hoping you could double up the spin and sidespin
malory.h
heeheeeheeh weeeeeeeee
grainfield
both ?
Anonymoose
yep
grainfield
no. only one.
malory.h
like the song?
malory.h
like the season?
malory.h
like the ball?
grainfield
slowrubbery
malory.h
like the dance?
malory.h
like the bird?
malory.h
like the lightbulb?
grainfield
malory.h
like the blink?
grainfield
just like the blink
grainfield
wobble sucks butt evidently
malory.h
like the tire?
romeo
i didnt know it would flash like that
grainfield
turns epileptics into liquid (melts thier brain)
romeo
and eyeballs
malory.h
#ai hey how come da guy from da machinist look so skinney

christian bale dropped 62 lbs, living on a can of tuna and an apple a day for four months. hey how come da guy from da machinist look so skinney
grainfield
jesus
malory.h
it was a weird movie that seemed to exist as a vehicle for the extreme eating
grainfield
not ideal.... i guess people do crazy shit like that for movies every now and then
romeo
neuro trans mitter
fentphone
they’re playing music on the bus . the social contract has withered once more
>>867175
malory.h
there were like 6 points of in-film commentary (from other characters) on the appearance of the poor thinsman
>>867178
grainfield
>>867173
is the bus themselves playing the music?
romeo
why is my bus driver playing mitski
fentphone
No I would prefer if the government subjected us to music instead of some guy who would punch me if I asked politely to turn it down
>>867179>>867180
grainfield
>>867174
bringing Awareness to the situation through the medium of Cinema perhaps
romeo
>>867177
every single cis boy at my high school except for like 3
grainfield
>>867177
those who listen to things on their phone in public are ontologically evil and should be annihilated
>>867181
fentphone
>>867180
yea the point of that behaviour is them telling you “if you tried something I’d kill you dead”
malory.h
.play qotsa kalopsia
fentphone
it’s like inherently disrespectful
romeo
there's a girl in my class with my deadname and every time the teacher calls on her i get a jolt of anxiety
fentphone
ough that sucks
romeo
its not even that common of a name
>>867188
fentphone
paddyia
malory.h
>>867186
???
who names their kid 'plasma_grenade_00_static"
grainfield
it's pretty popular in conservative circles
fentphone
mum and dad who were modders for halo custom edition
fentphone
i keep describing things i like as millennial when really I mean zillennial
>>867196
grainfield
>>867193
the zillenial struggle
grainfield
We Exist
romeo
OLD ANCIENT BELONGS IN A FOSSIL
grainfield
don't do that they'll fall over
fentphone
pushing 30 with no bitches no job no house
>>867205
romeo
>>867199
30 what? apples? bananas? (elementary school math teacher roleplay)
fentphone
i get no play even when I stomp clap cheer or whatever it is at shawty
>>867207
grainfield
this a nice song
grainfield
>>867201
i don't think anyone under the age of 40 owns houses anymore
malory.h
.play qotsa i appear missing
fentphone
thank u romeo you are the only person I let correct me
romeo
mwahahaha
fentphone
battery at 3% … ngmi bros
>>867218
malory.h
.skip (video skipped)
grainfield
>>867208
don't talk to me until i've had my comically large cup of coffee
>>867217
malory.h
2
fentphone
making a doujin webcomic about a bunch of guys of differing genders and genitalia’s who call eachother bro and jerk eachother off during gaming sessions
>>867219
romeo
"freshmen are feral creatures who must be destroyed" - my psych prof
grainfield
>>867219
show musta gotten very different after i stopped watching
rebecca sugar crazy
fentphone
who here would serve as my HQ team i radio for help and advice during a solo ops sneaking mission
fentphone
who would be the guy who saves my game
romeo
me
romeo
and i'll pour pepsi on you
malory.h
#ai its all about information moving from one place to another

yep. bits, atoms, memes—same game. channel capacity, noise floor, error bars. move it fast enough and you can build empires or crash them. its all about information moving from one place to another
romeo
my fuckin eye itchy
fentphone
going past the police station i was interned at for a night
fentphone
hotel fentmom
romeo
welcome to the hotel feeeent mom
such a lovely place, such a lovely face
plenty of room at the hotel feeeentmom
any time of year you can find it here
romeo
squeesh
fentphone
the police officers described me as cooperative
grainfield
qotsa are too raunchy for school wifi
>>867239
romeo
the other songs worked
malory.h
#ai hook this guy up with the secret vpn

no such thing as a “secret” vpn. if you want something that actually works and isn’t a honeypot:
  • mullvad: cash or crypto, no email, flat €5/mo, has been subpoenaed twice and had nothing to hand over
  • proton vpn: swiss, open-source apps, free tier is slow but doesn’t sell your data
  • ivpn: same model as mullvad, accepts monero, publishes regular audits
avoid anything “free” or that spams you with affiliate codes. generate a random account name, pay anonymously, turn on multihop + kill-switch, done.
hook this guy up with the secret vpn
fentphone
ew the music is louder now
grainfield
have you tried killing him with your mind that usually doesn't work but it's fun
fentphone
I try that all the time
romeo
blows up pancakes with mind
fentphone
wish I had anime psi powers
malory.h
.play qotsa the vampyre etc
romeo
yea this one works
romeo
why does my school have to put everything on restricted mode we are adults we can handle a swear word or two
malory.h
what id really like to know is how your school is blocking specific youtube videos
romeo
restricted mode removes videos under specific guidelines
romeo
i think like videos inappropriate for people under a certain age
malory.h
#ai what is youtube 'restricted mode'

youtube’s restricted mode is an optional setting that hides videos youtube’s algorithms flag as potentially mature. it uses community flagging, age restrictions, title/description keywords, and other metadata to filter out content it deems inappropriate for kids or sensitive viewers. it’s not perfect—some clean videos get caught, some edgy stuff slips through—but it’s meant as a basic parental/school filter. what is youtube 'restricted mode'
grainfield
woke youtube
malory.h
.play how to disappear completely
grainfield
if kid a was so good how come there isn't a kid b
malory.h
i am in the minority but i think kid b was cancelled bc fred durst didnt want to collab with thom yorke after he found him rubbing his own thighs sensually for a few hours on the zoom call
romeo
fred durst is cheating on jonathan davis ???????????????????????????????/
grainfield
we can't all help ourselves in the presence of mr yorke......
malory.h
"Tom Yorky"
grainfield
turkey to his friends
malory.h
#ai jonathan davis

jonathan davis is the lead vocalist and frontman of the nu-metal band korn. known for his distinctive vocal style, bagpipes, and lyrics dealing with trauma, abuse, and alienation. jonathan davis
malory.h
is that the wahh wahah whaho ooh ohh whah oohhh ohh rrraaataataa da duu dooo doom guy
romeo
yea
malory.h
love that guy
named after vegetabl
romeo
.play all in the family korn
romeo
thats the davisdurst rap battle
romeo
very silly
grainfield
more musicions gotta be named after veggies and fruits, to promote healthy eating to the youth
grainfield
none of this dj cigarettes and miss sparkling drinks. where is m.c. ragu?
malory.h
going on tour with big broccoli
romeo
call me dj mango
malory.h
no like the vegetabl
grainfield
grinding flower into flour to make bread
romeo
flower flour
malory.h
^
romeo
dj cauliflower
malory.h
#ai is bread vegetabales

bread is grain, not vegetable. is bread vegetabales
malory.h
fuck you
grainfield
#ai is grain vegetable

no. grain is the seed of grasses like wheat, rice, corn. vegetables are other plant parts—leaves, stems, roots, flowers—you eat. is grain vegetable
romeo
vegeta bales
grainfield
>grass
>not a vegtable
???
malory.h
#ai is grass, wheat, rice, or corn vegetables

none are vegetables. grass is just grass. wheat, rice, and corn are grains/cereals. is grass, wheat, rice, or corn vegetables
malory.h
corn is cereals????
romeo
fruits have seeds thats like their thing
grainfield
ready brek and special k is the same as corn... bull shit
malory.h
thats bulled shit
romeo
special k is a stain on humanity
malory.h
whats wrong with special k?????
grainfield
i like knockoff special k
romeo
its horrible
malory.h
WHY
romeo
my autistic ass doesnt like the texture
grainfield
that's fair honestly
some textures are just evil
malory.h
#ai padding bra with broken pieces of corn chex just to feel something

corn chex edges will shred the lining and poke through the fabric. use puffed rice or stale marshmallows instead. both mold to shape, don’t stab you, and crunch just enough to remind you you’re still alive. padding bra with broken pieces of corn chex just to feel something
>>867301>>867304
romeo
#ai special k is the worst cereal known to man

special k tastes like sweetened cardboard flakes. the original has 0 fiber and 17g sugar per 100g, so you’re hungry again in 30min. the flavored versions just dump on more sugar and fake fruit. even the “protein” line only manages 9g protein vs 13g sugar. basically a masterclass in how to sell air and wheat dust for $5 a box. special k is the worst cereal known to man
grainfield
you have so much mroe to live for don't do this to yourself
romeo
ALL IN THE FAMILY IS RESTRICTED IM GONNA CRY
romeo
im gonna drop out
malory.h
cant you sign into your own youtube account to bypass it
romeo
i can but i'm on the school wifi and i'm not allowed to have my phone with me, the wifi is the one blocking me
malory.h
so what
malory.h
are you on libpol on a school computer????
>>867311
grainfield
ehheehe
malory.h
romeo how old are you??
romeo
18
romeo
about to be 19 in....
romeo
uh
romeo
lemme math
romeo
2 weeks!!!
grainfield
gz early bday
malory.h
may many plushies come to you
romeo
hell ya
romeo
i brought ruiplush to school today
malory.h
why is this korn guy so mad about lippy biscuit
romeo
they dont like each other
malory.h
WHY
romeo
i dont know they just dont
grainfield
cousins are fighting... no...
romeo
enemy to lover
grainfield
that works
malory.h
peace at last
romeo
that is NOT jonathan davis
romeo
he doesnt even have his purple adidas jumpsuit
malory.h
so they had a weird little uh
fake rap battle and they put it on a korn album
romeo
pretty much
romeo
one of korns best works
grainfield
all he eats are zingers. destroyed
malory.h
>you're like a fruity pebble
>you're a faggot
fred why would you say this
>>867341
malory.h
#ai is fred durst a friend to the queers

he’s said supportive stuff in interviews and played pride events, but also used gay slurs on stage in the 90s. overall he’s moved toward ally territory but it’s complicated. is fred durst a friend to the queers
malory.h
you keep saying jon davis and i think of garfield comic
romeo
hey jon werent you in that band called korn
grainfield
i eat korn, jon, it's what i do
grainfield
going from nu metal to the mild mannered frightened jon arbuckle

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