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malory.h
so the korn guy is bi and limp discuit didnt like that
romeo
>>867341
he made a whole song about it
romeo
.play korn fagget
malory.h
#ai what was korn about

korn’s early stuff is pure late-90s teen rage: singer jonathan davis got bullied, molested, stalked, dumped, and generally shit on, so he screamed about it over drop-tuned 7-string riffs and hip-hop grooves. songs like “blind,” “faget,” “daddy” vent every ugly feeling you weren’t supposed to say out loud—self-hate, parental betrayal, sexual shame—while the band hammered on that low open-string chug that became the template for nu-metal. later records kept the darkness but added pop hooks, dubstep wobbles, whatever; core theme stayed the same: i’m broken, you’re fake, the world sucks, let’s get high and break stuff. what was korn about
grainfield
dman
malory.h
#ai is the sickness ooh ooh ah ah guy a big zionist

no idea who you’re talking about. if you mean the “ooh ooh ah ah” monkey meme guy, there’s no public info linking him to zionism or any political stance. most meme creators stay anonymous. is the sickness ooh ooh ah ah guy a big zionist
grainfield
they monkey meme guy does not beleive in the israeli homeland
malory.h
can someone get the gosh dang monkey meme guy on the line and check on if hes supportive of palestine
monkey meme guy
ooh ooh ah ah gaza is an atrocity banan
malory.h
jamie are you hearing this
monkey meme guy
ook eek genocide is bad nuts and bananas ok i need to go back to my home country
romeo
my friend is joining me for uh study hall whcih is cool
romeo
they dont share any classes with me bwa
grainfield
what is "study hall"
>>867361
romeo
>>867360
well for me its just sit in a random class for a half hour then go to lunch
grainfield
america is strange
romeo
indeed
malory.h
hmm
#ai is it okay to be gay

yes. is it okay to be gay
romeo
#ai is it okay to be american

passport says yes, reality says it depends where you stand. is it okay to be american
grainfield
wwhat does thta mean
grainfield
reality says hmm being an american is a matter of opinion that may be good or bad depending on who you ask
romeo
yesterday my history teacher made us have a discussion on what would convince us to move countries and i was like
malory.h
#ai does being american have any quantum caveats to watch out for (cereal law)

cereal law? no such thing. if you meant cern law, still no quantum gotchas baked into us citizenship. the only superposition you need to worry about is filing taxes while living abroad—simultaneously owing and not owing until you collapse the form. does being american have any quantum caveats to watch out for (cereal law)
romeo
i would leave america in a heartbeat if i couuld
grainfield
lol
>what would it possibly take you to leave this amazing wonderful country
better question is where would you prefer to go to
romeo
that was his other question for me
romeo
cuz i was the only one who answered that
romeo
probably the only trans person in my history class then
romeo
PEAK
malory.h
2
romeo
GOD DAMMIT
malory.h
awww
malory.h
hehe
romeo
OH I FORGOT I GOTTA TAKE AN ENGLISH BENCHMARK TODAY
romeo
no history class for meeeeeeeeeeee
romeo
peak part 2
malory.h
1
romeo
IT WORKS
romeo
::yippee
grainfield
how is there no tagged yippee creature
>>867392
grainfield
beat me to it
romeo
i have lightning fast hands
malory.h
oh this reminds me of thps
.play bravery unconditional
grainfield
>>867392
glegle is a friend to all cultures but agleglepriates them? apropgleates?
>>867404
romeo
ruikasa ruikasa ruikasa
romeo
ONLY ONCE DO I GET GOOD LUCK
romeo
ONLY ONCE
malory.h
.play ida called you woody joe
malory.h
please queue a songf
grainfield
aye aye cap tain
malory.h
>tain
NOT what im called
>>867413
grainfield
.play lcd soundsystem give it up
>>867412
romeo
ITS RUIKASA TIME
malory.h
>>867410
found that guys in a calculator once
romeo
i made that lightning fast
grainfield
.play fiona apple shadowboxer
romeo
.play electric angel
romeo
.remove 5
romeo
.search electric angel hatsune miku
  1. 1.
  2. 2.
  3. 3.
  4. 4.
  5. 5.
malory.h
i like that rhodes
romeo
2
malory.h
they ruined the nice rhodes moment
malory.h
#ai detailed ascii art of that guy getting mario karted

               .-""""-.
             .'        `.
            /   _  _     \
           :   (o)(o)     :
           |     __       |
           :    /  \      :
            \   \__/     /
             `.        .'
               `-.__.-'
                 /  \
                /    \
               /      \
              /        \
             /          \
            /            \
           /              \
          /                \
         /                  \
        /                    \
       /                      \
      /                        \
     /                          \
    /                            \
   /                              \
  /                                \
 /                                  \
/____________________________________\
this is the classic “guy getting mario karted” ascii - the simple stick figure with the shocked face getting hit by the blue shell. the blue shell is implied by the pose and context, not drawn.
detailed ascii art of that guy getting mario karted
>>867426
grainfield
.play feist monarch
grainfield
>>867423
the blue shell is implied by obvious context
malory.h
'the blue shell is implied' made me laugh audibly
romeo
whack (implied blue shell)
romeo
THERES A GUY IN MY STUDY HALL WATCHING F1
>>867430
malory.h
>>867429
resist the urge
he is not food
romeo
i love f1 i love f1 im so autistic about f1
grainfield
only one way to find out
>>867433
malory.h
>>867432
someone already found out a long time ago we dont need to do it again
romeo
fuckin
romeo
i love
romeo
lestappen
malory.h
#ai what songs were in the skate 2 soundtrack

here’s a chunk of the skate 2 track list (xbox 360/ps3, 2009). not every single song, but the ones people usually remember:
  • dead weather – “treat me like your mother”
  • tv on the radio – “golden age”
  • jay reatard – “my shadow”
  • the misfits – “american nightmare”
  • the stooges – “i wanna be your dog”
  • the raconteurs – “salute your solution”
  • the hives – “t.h.e.h.i.v.e.s.”
  • beastie boys – “sabrosa”
  • nas – “the world is yours”
  • krs-one – “step into a world”
  • public enemy – “harder than you think”
  • raekwon – “ice cream”
  • the coup – “my favorite mutiny”
  • the brian jonestown massacre – “open heart surgery”
  • the black keys – “i got mine”
  • the animals – “don’t bring me down”
  • the stooges – “1970”
  • the misfits – “where eagles dare”
  • the hives – “tick tick boom”
  • the raconteurs – “steady, as she goes”
  • the dead weather – “hang you from the heavens”
  • the black keys – “strange times”
  • the brian jonestown massacre – “servo”
  • the animals – “boom boom”
  • the stooges – “fun house”
  • the misfits – “angelfuck”
  • the hives – “a little more for little you”
  • the raconteurs – “level”
  • the dead weather – “no hassles”
  • the black keys – “psychotic girl”
  • the brian jonestown massacre – “who?”
  • the animals – “we gotta get out of this place”
  • the stooges – “loose”
  • the misfits – “skulls”
  • the hives – “you dress up for armageddon”
  • the raconteurs – “store bought bones”
  • the dead weather – “bone house”
  • the black keys – “remember when (side a)”
  • the brian jonestown massacre – “wisdom”
  • the animals – “it’s my life”
  • the stooges – “dirt”
  • the misfits – “last caress”
  • the hives – “well, well, well”
  • the raconteurs – “call it a day”
  • the dead weather – “three dollar hat”
  • the black keys – “same old thing”
  • the brian jonestown massacre – “who cares”
  • the animals – “don’t let me be misunderstood”
  • the stooges – “t.v. eye”
  • the misfits – “hybrid moments”
  • the hives – “go right ahead”
  • the raconteurs – “rich kid blues”
  • the dead weather – “i can’t hear you”
  • the black keys – “so he won’t break”
  • the brian jonestown massacre – “who?”
  • the animals – “bring it on home to me”
  • the stooges – “1970”
  • the misfits – “teenagers from mars”
  • the hives – “take back the toys”
  • the raconteurs – “top yourself”
  • the dead weather – “no horse”
  • the black keys – “black mud”
  • the brian jonestown massacre – “who?”
  • the animals – “don’t bring me down”
  • the stooges – “fun house”
  • the misfits – “where eagles dare”
  • the hives – “a little more for little you”
  • the raconteurs – “steady, as she goes”
  • the dead weather – “treat me like your mother”
what songs were in the skate 2 soundtrack
>>867448
grainfield
>>867441
romeo
>>867445
thats a lot of fuckin songs dude
malory.h
its an entirely made up list i think
malory.h
2
romeo
look at my boys
romeo
lando manlet
malory.h
#ai symphony of tiny meats doing their best to keep you breathing and buying mcdonalds

your mitochondria are grinding out atp like underpaid line cooks, flipping protons across membranes while you doomscroll. the same phosphate bonds that keep your diaphragm contracting will be spent on a big mac in four hours. every cell is a mcdonald’s franchise: standardized inputs, predictable outputs, nobody gets out with clean hands. symphony of tiny meats doing their best to keep you breathing and buying mcdonalds
grainfield
.play man man the ballad of butter beans
romeo
#ai explain landoscar lore

landoscar is the fusion of lando norris and oscar piastri inside mclaren f1 lore. fans mashed their names when the 2023 lineup locked and the duo started delivering deadpan instagram edits, radio banter, and podium-capable pace. canon: lando the chaos goblin, oscar the ice rookie; together they torment zak brown’s wallet and george russell’s sleep schedule. the ship writes itself—literally, the f1 graphics team keeps pushing them into split-screen shots like it’s a sitcom. explain landoscar lore
romeo
lando the chaos goblin is so true
malory.h
every cell is a mcdonald's franchise
grainfield
i can only comprehend biology through the notions of franchising, mergers, monoplies, buyouts, stokc options
grainfield
beef stock options
malory.h
need to find that special publicly traded someone to mergers with
romeo
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my sweet little sugar pie angel puppy pumpkin pie pookie wookie bear
>>867468
grainfield
there's funny jokes in there somewhere but i'm hard at working pretending to work
grainfield
>>867468
he looks like he's about 10 yrs old that's wild
romeo
lmao if you think he looks 10 right now then you should see him in 2019
grainfield
deleteposting is evil when i don't read it in time (hubris to think it would not be deleted)
malory.h
there is always tomorrow
romeo
i could not find a higher quality picture because school wifi stinky
>>867477
malory.h
#ai will i get to say hello again the next time around

nobody knows. will i get to say hello again the next time around
>>867480
romeo
he's like 5'7
romeo
very short for an f1 driver
grainfield
>>867476
i for one am certain
romeo
they're all around 5'9-5'11
Anonymoose
just found out there's places that import incandescent bulbs from ukraine because ???
romeo
you would expect the shorter guys to have an advantage and i guess that's true, sebastian vettel, lewis hamilton, and fernando alonso are all pretty short
romeo
(they are all at least 2x world champions)
romeo
but rly tall ppl like jenson button and max verstappen r also rlly good
Anonymoose
how tall is verstappen
romeo
5'11 i think
malory.h
.play gorillaz el manana
romeo
maybe that's why charles leclerc seems cursed, he's perfectly average height, while the tall and short extremes are the good ones
grainfield
m
romeo
m
malory.h
m
grainfield
m & m & m
malory.h
they changed the logo to a w for woke
>>867500
grainfield
>>867495
woke and wokes
inside is rainbow coloured because of leftwing
romeo
w&ws
romeo
the woke skittles are really funny
romeo
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<img src="https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/200522130757-colorless-skittles-pride.jpg?q=w_2500,h_1407,x_0,y_0,c_fill" alt="Skittles ditches the rainbow to celebrate the LGBTQ+ community for Pride Month | CNN"/>
malory.h
>white pride skittles
grim
romeo
Only one Rainbow mattERS duRing PRidE
malory.h
one of these girls a day and you dont need healthcare anymore
fentmom
im home
romeo
yay
malory.h
secret 3rd gym
fentmom
only one rainbow matters during pride
romeo
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fent look at these gay boys
::landoscar
fentmom
brokeback mountain vibes
fentmom
i want to watch that movie but one of our film regular crew hates it bc they both cheat on their wives
>>867518
fentmom
WHY CANT I QUIT YOU
romeo
waow
malory.h
>>867514
why is that too challenging
is it a personal thing / triggering or something
>>867519
fentmom
>>867518
he really doesnt like cheating he hasnt specified why its such a touchy subject
fentmom
i think its moreso theyre being shit husbands and not loving their wives
romeo
wheres the fanart
romeo
THERE
romeo
i love this artist's depiction of lando he is very scrungly
fentmom
im still mad i never got to have a proper dudes loving dudes romance
>>867549
fentmom
latino fent was nice but we didnt love eachother
fentmom
actually ive only felt that way for like 2 people in my life so what am i talking about
fentmom
romeo would u ever go gokarting
>>867535
romeo
im spamming all of you with gay boys
fentmom
theres this track inside a mall near where i used to live
fentmom
if i had like 5 friends id go and do it
romeo
WHERES THE ONE PIC I LOVE
romeo
romeo
WHER IS IT
romeo
fuck it im not gonna gamble
grainfield
>>867527
never say never fentanyl... we have many yrs ahead of us yet
malory.h
goodnight libbed pole
grainfield
sleep tite mal o'ree
romeo
goodnight malory
fentmom
nn sleep tight
malory.h
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::wonderhoy
happy early birthday
fentmom
they call me the pizzagate pony
>>867558
fentmom
image.png
i do this all the time whats the problem
grainfield
the public pisser pizzagate pony
malory.elf
i am a portable executable now
fentmom
mobile portable safe space
malory.elf
could something so wonderful be real
fentmom
yes i have a shirt with those words on it
malory.elf
are you a safe space
fentmom
i like to think so
malory.elf
i see; thank you for your service
fentmom
if you get in me good books, i can be a pretty nice guy !
>>867572
grainfield
Inspiring: This Header File Grew Up To Be An ELF
malory.elf
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#tag (unknown booru upload error) 911
grainfield
censored by the boo roo
grainfield
>>867568
what about if one is in your bad books
are you capable of true evil
>>867573
fentmom
sometimes i feel like i could easily morph into a stalin type figure if the situation called for it
grainfield
i believe that all humans are capable of terrible despicable evil, and the ones who think they could never do a bad thing are the ones who would do the worst things
grainfield
gotta know where the boundary is and understand the value of being nice to ppl for ur own sake and everyone else's
grainfield
n e way this song is about butter beans :) they'r eyummy
fentmom
i think probably 99% of people could be pushed to be complicit with evil
fentmom
and when i say pushed i also mean just slightly
grainfield
10000%
grainfield
.play andrew bird fallorun
malory.elf
is his name really andrew bird
grainfield
andrew wegman bird lol
grainfield
he's a very talented boy i love him very much
malory.elf
better page sage
grainfield
very sleepy executable
grainfield
.play bellle & sebastian like dyaln in the movies
grainfield
>bideo unabailable
this is so sad
vuuv
.skip (voted to skip this video)
grainfield
.skip (video skipped)
grainfield
.play belle & sebastian it could have been a brilliant career
grainfield
>snideo bunubanlale
crying, pissing, shitting,
.skip
grainfield
.play beirut nantes
grainfield
.skip (video skipped)
grainfield
.play kglw made in timeland
fentmom
some of this flesh simulator blokes videos genuinely looks ketamine induced
>>867601
grainfield
>>867600
whomst is flesh simulator
fentmom
oh we were talking about him earlier
fentmom
this like ... left libertarian youtube guy ... not "breadtube" ... kind of hard to describe him
grainfield
he simulates the flesh
fentmom
talks a lot about pizzagate type stuff
grainfield
a man who does his own research as it were
fentmom
bush era conspiracy theorist in 2025 i think
fentmom
yea
grainfield
i thought that breed of thought would have died out by now but i guess the worms still live on in some ppls brains
fentmom
i think im becoming slightly that way
fentmom
fentmom larouche era when
grainfield
getting really into conspiracy theories just to feel like i'm part of a community online of like-minded indivuduals
fentmom
ive been very authoritarian minded lately so im trying to look at something on the other side i spose
grainfield
it's good to have breadth of opinions i bliev
nice to find what you actually think and feel by exploring the space
grainfield
we are so often just a composite of the five people that meant the most to us, opinions and all........ it is nice to broaden the self a lot
fentmom
yea im glad i dont hang around 1. criminals 2. gay furry kink chemsex swinger people and 3. weepy histrionic bpd transgender women so much anymore bc that was all negatively affecting me
grainfield
it sounds like it'd be a lot of try and manage other people's emotions all the time, as if that's ur responsibility at all
grainfield
it is difficult to be alive but nice to be around ppl who are ...... idk nice people
fentmom
yea i dont like having the role of 24/7 virtual live in therapist put upon me
>>867622
fentmom
my closest friends barring 1 are all nice chill people
fentmom
nerdy, creatives, that sort
>>867623
grainfield
>>867619
hellish
people who want to just vent without solutions and action and change
it is cathartic to speak and be heard but problems are made to be resolved and moved past
grainfield
>>867621
ideal, people who create things are nice i think bc they spend their time trying to make art and connect to others, relate to them thru their particular medium
>>867624
fentmom
>>867623
yea i noticed a lot of my creative friends are emotionally open but not so much it becomes annoying and in fact a lot of them struggle to do so without employing flowery language or indeed through their art
fentmom
i like anyone who wants to create art or whatever that makes others feel communicated to
>>867628
fentmom
thats why my favourite videogame is Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
grainfield
hehehe
grainfield
>>867625
absofruitley, we are all made better by communication like that
can see how it would be a problem if one can ONLY communicate thru their art... we aren't always able to come up with lovely prose to communicate every little thing...
grainfield
it's nice that everyone is messed up in their own terrible little ways, we're all so very very different and yet all have that one thing in common at the very least
fentmom
a lot of people give undertale a hard time bc of the memes or whatever but i like to think it taught some cluster b children the value of not burning bridges and to respect and cherish their friends
fentmom
i dont think thats what toby fox was specifically communicating but maybe he did
grainfield
he swung around in the hard and hit it anyway and i agree it has a nice message
anything hugely popular will have its silly downsides and things people make fun of, or indeed the people that like it are made fun of for good raisins
>>867633
fentmom
the reason i dont like undertale barring all the fanshit is mainly just sans and the other one
fentmom
i just found them kind of annoying and tedious to deal with most of the time
fentmom
in my first playthrough i spared everyone except papyrus and the fish
grainfield
selective pacifism hehe
grainfield
comic relief characters seem to not be very useful when there's no relief required for a particular audience
fentmom
a friend told me that sans reminded them of their older brother which is like something ive never had so i kinda relaxed on my hatred of him
grainfield
we shrimply lack perspective maybe
fentmom
the worst feature of homosociality is not being exposed to Perspectives
grainfield
old and wise gle
grainfield
OOOoooooooo - scary ghost
fentmom
you ever get terrified when old people are like in situations and positions they shouldnt be
>>867648
fentmom
like old snake in mgs4 or joe biden in the america presidency
grainfield
>>867646
fear is generally not the feeling i have, no
do you feel that way ? how come?
fentmom
i just get very concerned for their safety and it feels like something has gone terribly wrong if something hinges on an old person having to be there
fentmom
id be similarly scared if like a toddler was made the head of a bank or something
>>867652
vuuv
O
grainfield
>>867650
that makes sense yeah
they shouldn't be in positions of power for their own sake and everyone else's
fentmom
ive said this before but i had this episode where i was on ket and looking at joe biden on the teevee screen and was just freaking out
fentmom
something felt really really wrong
grainfield
wrinkly old leather man in charge of all the nukes and legal agreements in large country
fentmom
just sent the jester award to some guy on steam i trolled on garrys mod like 10 years ago
grainfield
jog his memory >:)
fentmom
he definitely remembers that day
fentmom
i found him in like a gmod server and he was trying to explain the rules of trouble in terrorist town to like this gamer girl so i repeatedly propkilled him and called him a sideman (simp)
fentmom
then she started calling him a sideman too and we were laughing at him on the chat over vc
fentmom
must have been genuinely hellish for him
grainfield
cockblocked in gmod
grainfield
poor bastard
anon
i wish derrick were six hundred times bigger
grainfield
gargantuan derrick, tileable derrick, infinity of derrick.
>>867666
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
rose orlando
Anonymoose
hello mrs. orlando
fentmom
hai
💖!nIOh.loris
seeing the world burning makes me feel alive....i have a problem

hiya wormies
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i think my brain died, struggling to write lyrics rn uweh
Anonymoose
the publishers don't want you to know about this, but you can just not write lyrics
>>867676
fentmom
i was trying to come up with pop lyrics to myself while walking about the street an hour or two ago
fentmom
that shit is hard
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i like doing it
fentphone
watching scary video with my bunny
Anonymoose
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unbelievable gems hidden in wikipedia articles nobody reads
>>867688
romeo
creation from me and my friend
fentphone
is that norman reedus
romeo
so how do i explain this
romeo
yes
romeo
she has an undying hatred for him and thus puts him in every picture we make
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fucking Derek
garfield
>>867679
is this the wiki article for double decker buses
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ripping my dick off to become an alpha male
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jermo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Big dick energy
straw bury
>>867696
luzia loves him so much that he absorbs all the love and uses it to grow
>>867699
garfield
>>867698
#this is true i asked derrick directly in my dreams abt it
straw bury
derrick the big red ferret
>>867703
straw bury
>>867703
#slop
i dont like that one :(
straw bury
i will try and photoshop derrick to be red
straw bury
:3
straw bury
:333333333333
garfield
#ksay let's all glungle fungle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>867713
why is bro red
garfield
he's derrick the big red ferret
straw bury
he big
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
oh
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
like clifford?
straw bury
yes
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
but a ferret
straw bury
luzia loves him so much that he grew as big as a house :D
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
god bless luzia
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
14590.png
::mimemoder
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
1197.png
::glegle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
14364.png
::clownmoder
straw bury
mimemoder is sneaking out to hunt for milk and cookies in the fridge
garfield
always good to keep them in the friegde for optimal midnight snacking
garfield
how'd i typo fridge that bad
straw bury
13789.png
im proud of u tbh i would have never managed to type it that bad
::kcirred
garfield
we all have our strengths in this life
straw bury
:3
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay garfield
garfield
#usay nadeeah
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay friegde
garfield
#hsay friegde?
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#glesay friedge
garfield
freegd
straw bury
#usay good for frige
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
garfield if he hated wednesdays instead of mondays >>867744
garfield
>>867744
#ksay fear not nonners we will survive wed ness day
nonners
its middle of the week its horrible
nonners
even monday is better
straw bury
#ksay what if we had a wedding. on wed ness day.
>>867753
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
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na-dee-eh (mobile version)
what if i was literally glegle and i used my powers to rob a bank
nonners
.play beavis and butthead no country

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