im in chair

oh

recima

anon

hello :)

hi

anon do u want to see deranged dms

sure

are they from me

the guy wanted me to skip to question 142 but i just answered them all

why specifically that one

well, 142 and onwards

based off of the categories

oh

sex stuff

HAVE you ever seen someone naked??? huh????

i dont remember which ones but there were also a few duplicate questions, one duplicate number, and i think a missing number

which i also marked in my answers

typical

thats why i dont do questionnaires

178 is missing

"the number game" bitch this is a census questionnaire

also 186 isnt a question

whats 186 its rly hard to read from that screenshot

nvm i read it

that last category just seems like a way to rope people in after theyve already answered over 100 questions yknow

sunk cost fallacy

oh

>>8553
are you saying i was emotionally manipulated

indirectly by u/Geico2017

idk its just weird vibe

oh

i hope that one day i can be with someone who loves me

im sure u will

i dont think so

should i do stuff

is it harmful and or self destructive

no

then sure

april do you like to bite people

ya

in a platonic non self destructive way

personally im not into cannibalism

i just like biting and leaving marks

wait am i cannibalistic

>eating dangly flesh bits

does eating scabs count as cannibalism

asking for a friend

.

i think on the most technical level it kinda is yeah

oh

...........

but its not the same as eating flesh

i also like flesh if you're asking but that's harder to get without it counting as self harm

thats cannibalism

what about blood

is that cannibalism

hmm

debated topic but id say it is yeah

oh

do different people have different tastes

its not eating someones flesh but you would still be consuming a part of someone

april what does your arm taste like

idk it tastes like skin

probably. ive never tried it

need to bite someone

hey anon wanna ummm ummm uhhhh nvm

hey thats my worm

are you going to take my leg and amputate it and eat it

yeah

woah

can u take the right one pls

no

im taking them both

and your arms

oh; oke

ummm

how will i move around

you wont youll be like a nice lil doll

woahhhhhh >~<

a-are you going to feed me?

if ur good

oke >~<

ivy

im in bed
doing nothing
laying
waiting for my owner to play with me
being a doll is so much fun <3

whos ur owner

i..... don't remember....

oh

th-they didn't just abandon me though.... probably.....

thatd b mean if they did

should i implode

#kthxbai (USER WAS KTHXBAI'D FOR THIS POST)

#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)

i need a sigma

huh

maybe you've got allergies to your shirt or something?

or something you're rubbing your arm against is irritating it

i think estrogen also does stuff with the immune system but that's hard to quantify

>>8632
no, happens with other shrts

or wear

or arms

just stretchy marks i think

for better
or worse

BUT
they are sexy

hmmmmm

<3

meow!

awawawawawa

haiiiiiii

are you a shark girl

no unless you are referencing /art/ post

what kind of animal girl are you

>>8648
ummmm

ummmmm

uhhhhhhhh

ummmmmmmmmmmm

uhhhhhhh

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

idk :<

okie

do u knoq

do you like robots

i guess a doll might be categorized as a type of robot maybe

depends kind of

i know some takes on the character of alice margatroid take that lense

*lens

from touhou

i would love to have a recima doll and carry it with me in a non egotistical way

i think in some takes of her character she's achieved immortality by transferring her soul into a doll and controlling that

>>8666
i would do this so often if i could

.play grimoire of alice

i wish i could transfer my mind into a different body and not just in a tranner way but in a living forever way

can we solve death already please

the patterns of the brain are quite complex, so a transfer of that pattern isn't immediately on the horizon...

isnt the brain just like
3 terrabytes

where did you get that figure

i dont remembr

idk i think it would be fun to be able to like. tweak aspects of my body and try that out quickly, too

the way your body is shaped shapes how you interact with the world...

would you try giving yourself more arms

oh that sounds fun

also this would be a bit more complex but tbh it serves as a better baseline; being like, making yourself automatically ambidextrous

mental changes are tricky

but isn't that what's needed for any new body part? the experience/practice/musclememory of them

true,

also
just having better eyes would be cool too
i think like, there was an experiment with rat's where we tied an IR camera to them and spliced it to the occular region of the brain? also spliced it to some other areas but ocular worked the best in terms of like
the rats adapting to the new sensation

i would love to have eyes that can see weird and unusual things that are invisible to the naked eye

https://www.sciencealert.com/these-rats-can-see-infrared-light-via-sensors-implanted-in-their-brains

https://www.jneurosci.org/content/36/8/2406

this...?

>>8686
could be; i usually only read the deep articles on HRT stuff

and as such i usually dont remember a lot

minus my WPATH SOC V8 review that was classy way back then

uhhh
https://brainworm.surgery/b/11111

dammit

oh yeah it mentions "eric thomson" who is a researcher on that study

that was back when BW was uhhhhh
before it became active

even before /gle/ i think
(or at least before gle was active)

it's been a long journey :)

when i was tiny i thought that a general ai supercritical hyperintelligence themed after princess celestia from my little pony would unite the world through friendship and ponies in a virtual utopia

woah......

how to make supercritical hyperintelligence

idk it was a cartoon story so like,. i have no idea,

i mean maybe we make one. hopefully its nice and kind

will it be good at uniting people?

also like
what will it do if it gets access to confidential government files what will it do

by fulfilling their every need by modelling their patterns of behavior in perhaps a creepy way but like. idk

would you let an AI have rights anon?

i'd want the ai to consider itself a member of society

:)

both in an altruism sense and also it might start thinking orthogonal to what we consider as necessary to our own existence

>>8665
what if you angered a witch doctor though. I would get an April doll and just tell people it’s me

i wouldn't mind being cursed to be a small lil thing
i mean
i'd like to have some sort of care taker, and a tiny keyboard so i can hang out with my internet friends but otherwise i'd still have a lot of fun

>>8686
cool!

>>8709
desu : )
you would definitely fly through someone’s window and start making demands a la Rosen maiden

i would be in no position to make demands lol i am literally steppable on and would die if stepped upon

>>8709
have you read zandravandra's fictions

>>8713
no

https://zandravandra.itch.io/substitutefamiliar

haven't read an ebook for while.... (outside of erotica)
last i read fully was worm and started on its squeal ward but never finished it

...
have you heard of worm?

worm?

no i don't think i have

[Wikipedia]
it's ummm
uhhhhhhh
long

wait. worm... it was about superheros or something

>>8721
yea

i hope that mccrae (author) is able to finish editing it and make a physical copy
or uhhh
maybe multiple physical copies it'd probably need to be split into at least 3 books

worm

anon!

>~<

i hope that no one would take advantage of my small defenseless doll form if i got witch cursed >~<

ya that wouldnt be nice

.play [YouTube]

>>8728
>w
are u threatening me

no im saying itd be mean of someone to do that

oh

how to avoid getting taken advantage of

people shouldnt take advantage of people

i wake up
am doll
what do

become self sufficient and never interact with anyone

hahahaha good luck being self sufficient while the size of two coffee cups

i could be

i can't be self sufficient even at my current size

im really powerful

you can learn

no

well not with that attitude yeah

yea

ig the first step in changing your stinky attitude

IM NOT STINKY

your attitude is

NUH UH

whens the last time your attitude showered

yesterday

doesnt smell like it

its over

#itsjoever (15)

i think u just need to drop a little too much acid and ull realize

what does that mean

do u mean umm
spilling orange juice

itll wake you up

how to drop too much acid?

does vinegar work?

taking a dose of lsd that is a bit too much to handle

i don't have lsd

you can make it its not too complicated

idk how

google

no

i use duck duck go

well ive offered all the wisdom ihave

are we going to make drugs together

yeah itll be like breaking bad except i wont become a terrible mosnter like walter

what do i need to by=uy

buy

nothing u just have to help me cook

oke

ummm

when we bakin

right now

oke umm
where should i be for this

just stay where you are

oke

umm

im here rn

what's the first step

idk i dont actually know how to make drugs

oh

thatd be pretty sick yeah

yeah

i snitched on someone

>>8788
yes
>>8789
whod u snitch on and for what

>>8790
i snitched on a shill for doing a shill

what where they shilling

not anything cool

can i shill u something

oke

cool

u wont rat right

no

ok cool

i dont have anything to shill but if i ever do ill shill to you

>>8800
oke good i was going to snitch if you actually shilled something ngl

who would you even snitch too

>>8802
anonymous admin

oh so youd snitch to me about me

yes

wait

are you anonymous admin

no

not yet

oh

does taht me an we can still make out without it being a misuse of moderator power

wouldnt it be hotter if it was

yes but also from my experience with flirting with global staff u cant really flirt with them because they'll bring up concerns of unfair power balances regarding their positions as global staff

yeah id probably do that if i were a mod

yea

meaning i cnat get any global staff to take advantage of me :(

what about a board moderator

board moderators don't care

well theres your chance to be taken advantage of

ummmm
no board moderators are just boring
and the problem is that i'm like....... well this feels egotistical to say but like; i am integral enough to the history of BW and LP that like, they have less power over me

dont look too deep into it

but like

u cant argue with my presence

ik

that's older than u

i am older than u

its april

i am older than april

wait wht

im 28

wtf

ur the second 28 year odl i tlaked to today

was the other loris

no

oh

i will not ship you and the other 28 year old just because both of you are 28 though that would be strange

i only like older ppl anyways

me too but my definiton of older is like
uhhhh
2-10 years

ur too young to like older ppl thats bad

oh

maybe 2-8

2 is ok 10 is bad

cmon 2-8 is alright at least right?

how old r u again

20

8 is still weird

ur weird

yes

yea

shoudl i do something special for my 2yaer bw anniversary

if u want

i personally dont rly celebrate things

but ik people like to do that

im like famous or smth

liek ummm

uhhhh

i think i been using bw for a year and a half altho i did take a long break after the initial bit

don cheadle

>>8858
haha young person

i have named multiple people here

idk if u were even born when i started using image boards

wait yeah ud be 3

i have given at least one person a perma name which i am very proud of

or 4

i got my old name from an mtfg trip but thats secret now

what is mtfg

thread on lgbt on 4chan

ig

for male to females

oh

geberal?

male to female general

genral

i give names based on personalitites

which is hwy i named u may

i got it because of certain memes i made

and why im named recima

u didnt name me may

i had that name before i ever used bw

april may june to replace my 3 names

woa

aprimay >~<

yeah

aprimayjune

april did u know that im named red=ciam

another quad secured by me august 28 2024 #oracle () check it

reucma

recima

rik

frik

aprimay do u wanna see recima

>>1111
>>2222 ➡
>>3333
>>4444–

>>8894
#halt

>>5555

stop ur making me jelly

>>6666

>>7777

i'll ummm call u a slur

>>8888

wait how tf is it still recognizing the 3333 post as yours

do u like
not clear cookies

wdym

i lose the (you)s after like
between a day and 5 minutes

i dont clear my cookies

idk

oh

pervert

.play recima

this s not where ym name came form for the record

oh ok yeah i cleared my cookies and theyre all gone

hahah u lost ur gets

.skip

theyre still mine

.play welcome to the recima zone

.skip

WW sucks since it got rid fo the best recimazone song

wait that could be used for some great antics being able to remove the you

were you around when "welcome to the recima zone" in WW played livin la vida loca

delete cookies and gaslight

oh ya i do remember that

it was so swaw

.play welcome to the april zone

aw

.play livin la vida loca

this is a good vid april