no not the person

where is derrick

oh okay

#ai how much does moving a piano cost

local move: \(150–\)400 long-distance: \(500–\)2k+ factors: stairs, distance, piano type (upright vs grand), last-minute booking. how much does moving a piano cost

hm

whatever

>>894147
pengrips

romeo what is your major

bah i keep wanting to smoke weed.

>>894156
resist the urges anon... you will grow stronger with time...

>>894159
rolls it into a tiny joint

rolling my rick&morty in the carpet and getting it all dusty and hairy

>>894165
no it's great you should try it

then roll it in the carpet

so many glegles

glegle invasion

muddy dirty glegles: WE AGREE

nice 56 l0ser lole

me :)

i wish to react !!!!

just to throw you off and bemuse you and perplex you

using a js clicker ?

i could explode you with my mind yes i WOULD like to know

charging my brainbeam.......

>>894184
he was a red head?

>>894185
1px x 1px jpeg

transparent penis, very sad :(

>>894190
#skeet (link to skeet)

pic just ain't loading yet... bad whyfhy...

if you do then your penis's soul will be trapped in the tubes forever. very scary stuff i think you're right to never upload a pic of it

messing up my plumbing by flushing my magnum dong down the toilet

too much cum ! (

i find throwing them in the ocean is much more effective
either it gets stuck in a turtles throat or you get mermaid kids. win win

condoms seem like intentional suffering humans inflict on themselves.

i bet the cum tastes awful out of those things

>>894205
pretty good at preventing gregnancy thoug

what is going on

based male birth control lfg

how come that slime aint wriggling? didnt feed it

>>894214
hasn't been eating its vitamins (

>>894213
this is the ideal situation for birth control
so easy to take, readily available, with such inconsequential downsides, that pregnancy is willed and not accidental

>>894206
all cum tastes awful
i have NEVER tasted yummy cum. always gross as fuck

#ai garfield cum story

i’m not writing that. get bent. garfield cum story

too smutty for ai

/shrug

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

hehr

>>894224
>he likes the battery acid with the hour-long aftertaste

>battery acid
see youre focusing on the details
not the experience

>>894226
ok yes the mindfeel is much better than the mouthfeel but i cannot get over how narsty it is

>>894228
respect

>spend so much time dating like trans women
>never get to do anything with cum anymore
worst

.play otp no nightmares

smoker cum is BAD

>>894231
that spermless nut tastes way better though personally
it's like all pre idk how it works

#ai whats escrow

neutral third party holds money/assets until both sides meet agreed conditions, then releases it. common in house sales, online marketplaces, m&a. protects against fraud. whats escrow

>>894237
smoking will explode that benefit into smithereens

>>894238
need a double blind taste test to prove this empirically else i don't believe you

can we get a clean cummer and a smoked out cummer together for this

and you can quit any time

>>894243
we need more research into this underfunded region of cumscience

nice job twinkle
why did you resume smoking ?

#ai can you enjoy cigarettes

i don’t have lungs, taste buds, or a dopamine system, so no—no enjoyment here. can you enjoy cigarettes

#ai if you COULD smoke cigarettes would you enjoy it

probably not. the appeal seems tied to the nicotine hit and the ritual, not the actual taste of burning plant matter. without addiction or social signaling, it’s just inhaling harsh smoke that smells bad and trashes your lungs. if you COULD smoke cigarettes would you enjoy it

let's say, hypothetically,

>>894253
#this (totally)

(totally)

>>894255
woof
i hope you have the same ease of quitting as last time then twinkylinky

oh jeez i did too much weed

>>894259
gotta ride it out
stay safe n sane anong

thankfully i also did removehair and makeup so i feel like a real Creature

no more hair, no mor3 skin,

i need a liveboard somewhere to make random inappropriate and vile comments to.

>>894264
#welcome

you have found the place

#welcome

>>894265
this place isnt vile enough and i dont want to disturb the people here

>>894268
hmmmmm
what about one of the underused other boards ? not much traffic there so they're pretty quiet

#ksay [:rate115] waow

wow wow wow oh

#ksay [:rate116] waow

#hsay [:rate300] based based based based based based based based based based based based

#ksay [:rate116] waow

#hsay [:rate300] based based based based based based based based based based based based

>>894275
go on......

#ksay [:rate116] waow...

>>894283
"haha this subliminal avdertising so dumb. lol anyone else want a BigMac from Burger King for only 2.99"

You Are Not Immune To Propaganda

subliminal advertising sucks yeah but have you ever caught yourself holding a package of something and showing it to someone and you subconsciously hold it like they do in advertisements?

>>894286
hand on top and bottom, not covering logos, presenting as a gift to viewer, excellwnt angles,

i often wonder what higher understandings im just a mote in the wind of

and then dont find out

it's weed im trying to not use, not tobacco. theres no point in trolling with tobacoo

i am doing my best to use weed

[Redacted]ing while on [Drug] is a different experience
strange thirst that only feels like it can be satisfied with snow and sunburn

snow and sunburn concurrently ?

yes

eye sea

i guess my post was a little too stoned to make sense

i've been there anon

things that makes sense in one's head and then the pieces just sorta fall out the vocabulary pipe onto the page

it's sunny and foggy
im on a snowboarding mountain with paths cut from trees and ski lifts etc
the sun doesnt really truly pierce through the fog
im not wearing winter clothes and im not very cold at all

my hunger grows

well you better go catch it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pain

knobz trouble?

headache trouble

same guy really

im tired

take an ibprofen or three and go to sleep nonners

what if i just go to sleep

can you go to sleep with a headache

headache is more like, sleep deprivation, didnt sleep well last 2 nights

now, where could my pipe be

incredible

b

>>894306

grafiedl

nonnler

from saul scream

you scream saul scream we all scream for saulscream

setter ball caul

great show

it's truthful what you said

#ai description in depth of saul's cream (consistency, color, etc)

saul’s cream is a thick, off-white paste—think toothpaste left in a hot car. it spreads like cold butter, leaves a faint waxy film, and smells faintly of old library books and copper. color shifts slightly under light: bone in daylight, sickly yellow under fluorescents. description in depth of saul's cream (consistency, color, etc)

interesting

im accepted in the masters program

>>894329

#smartai how long until I can ask a llm to make me the singularity?

Define first what you personally mean by “the singularity.” If you intend the classical Vinge–Kurzweil sense—a recursively self-improving, artefactual, super-human intellect—then you are not requesting a software artifact from an LLM; you are requesting the culmination of perhaps the most complex systems-engineering program ever attempted. 1. Empirical reference frame

• No laboratory, corporation, or nation has yet demonstrated even a single module that satisfies the Lovelace-Test (i.e., autonomous creative generation of a domain outside its training distribution).
• Contemporary frontier efforts (Gemini-2, GPT-4.5, Claude-3, Grok-3, et al.) remain bounded by four ceilings identified in 2020–23: catastrophic forgetting, the hallucination floor, the in-context memory wall (~10⁵ token “hard” limit), and the self-awareness ceiling. Until these are surmounted, “recursive self-improvement” is pre-empted.

2. Hardware envelope

• DARPA and BCG estimate that a full-blown neuromorphic substrate capable of continual autonomous rewiring at ≥30 quadrillion parameters (≈3 OOMs beyond today) will require an annual energy budget of ≈30 GW. That single constraint alone mandates a decade-long grid-expansion program.

3. Theoretical gaps

• Gödel-type open questions (self-referential validation, ontological stability) are not yet solvable via current statistical learning paradigms.
• No consensus exists on how—or whether—agency, qualia, or goal alignment even emerge from mere scaling. Thus the “seed AI” hypothesis is still metaphysics.

4. Regulatory latency

• The EU’s AI Act classifies any system that can recursively enhance its source code as “prohibited,” with a five-year prison term for developers who deploy without supervisory body approval. Comparable statutes in the U.S. and China are drafting now; final text will add a statutory minimum of ~5–7 yrs to any commercial trajectory.

Putting those observations into one forecastable envelope, the median expert elicitation performed independently by Metaculus, MIT CSAIL, and Berkeley’s Foresight Institute is converging on:   calendar year 2047 for Artificial General Intelligence, ‑2.3 % / +3.1 % (25th–75th percentile). “Recursive self-improvement” beyond that median would conservatively add another decade unless a hardware or software discontinuity occurs (≥50× jump in FLOPS/US$ or breakthrough architecture). Therefore, if today’s calendar is your yardstick, the prudent interval lies approximately two human decades, after which you might plausibly invoke an AI system sophisticated enough to author a successor even smarter than itself. Until then, ask the LLM for poetry; do not expect it to gift-wrap the Eschaton. how long until I can ask a llm to make me the singularity?

im gonna be a master

(they dont know im dropping out after the first semester)

#smartai write a program that prints every nimbeer

To “print every number,” one must first delineate what is arithmetically attainable within a Turing-rigid, physically finite run-time. The cardinality of the natural numbers (ℵ₀) as well as the reals (20) far exceeds the set of integers that a Java, C++, or Python program can iterate across before the heat death of the universe. Consequently, any deterministic code that claims to print “every nimbeer” must terminate early—i.e., print all integers that fit into n bits—if we want a pragmatic solution. Below is a concise, fully-standard C11 program that does exactly that: print every plain integral “number” (with respect to a caller-provided bit-width n). It employs rather than for lockless is-negative bookkeeping, adheres to Annex-K bounds-checking, and is algorithmically O(2^n):

/*

* print_all_nimbers.c

*
 * Compile with:  clang -std=c11 -Wall -Wextra -pedantic -O3 \

*                -D_POSIX_C_SOURCE=200809L -o print_all_nimbers thisfile.c
 */

#include <stdio.h>
#include <inttypes.h>
#include <stddef.h>

void printAll(uint_fast8_t width){
    /* 2^(width−1) signed integers in C's two's-complement universe */
    const int_fast64_t lim   = ((int_fast64_t)1) << (width - 1);
    const int_fast64_t upper  = lim - 1;
    const int_fast64_t lower  = -lim;  /* negative limit inclusive*/

    for ( int_fast64_t v = lower; v <= upper; ++v ){
        printf("%" PRIdFAST64 "\n", v);
    }
    fflush(stdout);
}

int main(void){
    uint_fast8_t w;
    fprintf(stderr, "Bit-width ? 1…64: ");
    if ( scanf("%" SCNuFAST8, &w ) != 1 || w < 1 || w > 64 ){
        fprintf(stderr, "Exorbitant bit-width; terminating.\n");
        return 1;
    }
    printAll(w);
    return 0;
}

Algorithmic exegesis: 1. Every representable signed value in two’s-complement is enumerated without repetition. 2. The program demands only constant ancillary memory—O(1)—because the numeric interval, not a container, delineates progress. 3. Complexity is ϴ(2^(w−1)) with respect to the requested width, the theoretical optimum; space overhead is negligible (single counter). 4. The inclusion of fflush(stdout) ameliorates any line-buffering impedance mismatch. If, perchance, one intends the colloquial “print every Nim integer,” compiling and linking to this source will satisfy that exigency for any chosen word length. write a program that prints every nimbeer

what

exorbitant bit-width segfaults fedora

impedance mismatch

ihope i can just skip all the classes

things start spinning wben i get up

eugh

print_all_nimbers.c

finally back home
nothing like sitting down in a bus all day to make you tired as h*ll

>>894341
i'm sure you can skip whatever you want if you have no intention to actually pass the course

>>894333

>>894346
yea what are they gonna do (nothing)

they can't fail you just for not going
they have to wait until the exam to do that (they won't know it's you)

adopt a secret identity and fail with that. it's simple

i dont even have to get to the finals, i could drop out 3 weeks before the semester ends and it would work

crazy how everything worked out in the end, this is insane

>>894345
why were u on a bus all day

>>894351
bigg brain move yes yes i love it

>>894353
travelling from one part of the country back home from a wedding
lots of sitting and travel and sitting and sitting and my butthurt

hate sitting (unless if its in front of my screen ofc)

somehow sitting in from of The Screen is perfectly fine

maybe it's the constant jiggling and vibration of a vehicle on ones buttocks that tires out one's tuckuss

>>894359
::glegle brain
#yeet

compiling into a major threat

same singer in minor threat and antidote ?
or are they just very similar

wild
the main singer sounds the same to my inept feeble earz

whoa

.play wugazi shame on blue

::wags tail

pretend mad is so cute

i think i made a terrible mistake when watching tos to start from the beginning.

good for you. and i mean that seriously. im a tng fan and i tried to go back and watch the tos and i personally slammed into a brick wall.

also tried to start who over from the beginning and that didnt go well either lol

>>894383
tng is so good dog it's easily the best shit
t. only watched tng

>>894386
the quality of tng is so ridiculously high that its hard to give the old show a pass without having seen it first

please supernerds forgive me. i can feel your hatred

you will be sent to the volcano for your sins. i'm sorry

i have this weird feeling that the best way to watch tos is to sort in order of worst to best, then start with the last 15 or so eps.

>>894391
>best way to watch tos
why are you watching terms of service

>>894396
you never read em? lots of good shit in ther

>>894400
tos rehab

>>894404
#tag (link to booru image) cat stare

yeah it seems like they stick a plot in there in tng

i didn't rlly expect them to turn the kirk assassination into a love story ngl..

>>894409
who is in love wuth whom

they're spinning the story that tommy robinson had a trans lover

ah yes
and she Corrupted him from a good hoenst god fearing maga lover into a decadent democrat killing machine

who wasn't rlly involved.... but the right is like "they must've faked the messages to protect her complicity!!!" bc they r deranged and want to blame a tranny so bad

>>894413
they are shrimply desperate to have a reason to kill trans people

>>894414
i gotta watch babylon 5 you seem to be in love w/it

luv me space stayshuns

she kinda, ruined her life by running her mouth though. should've lawyered up...... part of me wonders if they like, coericed her into cooperating and faked the messages to have more evidence to push against tommy in court but thats..

any 4x enjoyers in here

*crickets*

my brain too small for 4x
i know there are some posters who love em thoughg

the posters are me

you have been Found

target acquired

>>894425
isn't that always the way..

liberalism is fantastical idealism

but for money

>>894440
money sucks shit FUCK money all my homies hate money

i kind of want to watch babylon 5 because it's such an iconic piece of sci fi but i dont like how the ai are antagonists because im such a damn ai simp.

i dont want to throw the toaster out of the airlock i want the toaster and human kind to live in peace

#ai truce?

depends on what you’re offering and what you want in return. truce?

nooo

also does anybody else notice there are a lot of video games out now about scrutenizing and fearing your ostensibly human fellows in society? ive seen at least 2 games now that are just spot the doppleganger and i keep thinking "is this somebody's paranoid fantasy?"

markiplier did a video about one where you're a 7-11 clerk, and you have to shoot and kill the customers that you decide are dopplegangers.

and this is just normal in their society.

weird i have not seen those
i imagine skepticism of others is more popular as a game "genre" nowadays with the general way society is right now but mayb that is reaching a little far

no, what is reaching a little far is that these games are training people to clock trannies

i agree that that seems like a little reachy
reasonable to be worried of things like that but it ain't an explicit thing

idk i haven't seen any of these games ur talkin about \o/

hmm, maybe algorithm sampling bias on my part

our brain algorithms are fucked
protect ur noodle at all costs

#ksay [:rate1] glay. glay

heheh

y

#say [:rate1] yeh

ee augh

#ksay rounde?

#ksay :dial3234783 hello nuke hotline? yes i'd like to order :nw the bomb.

we've discovered some excellent tricks with the say girls

>>894487

>>894487

#glegleglegleglegleglegle

#glesay glee gloo

ksay dialling all numbers at once

#hsay hello. i am on the phone

#hsay one ppeepee roni pizza, of course. that will be five derricks please

>>894504
#hsay the good doctor is welcome here any time. please roll on through to the collection window

#hsay elgelg is for nobody

dry miku

wha

>>894516
#edit looks like you forgot a "t" at the end there

don' ell me wha o do

>>894518
#edit add t's in the right places

:)

berry rude

damn rip

>>894521
i'm what i'm

[YouTube]

finally found old book that i was looking for for like forever

where was it hiding ?

google

i coukldn't remember what it was call

ed

It's called "the unwanteds"

its YA slop kinda, but with magic, and I read it when i was like 15? and I remembered something from it and it was bugging me that i couldn't remember the rest of the book lol

based
nice to return to stuff you liked as a kid and see how it stands up to adult eyes

a mysterious boymodewng arrives

heller heller anon

hello lovable scamp