stop resisting arrest

damn libpol has been popping off!

don't worry anon

the person i was cuddling with didn't actually love me

it was just a whim

awww

cool tower walk pics btw now I want to do that

it’s tough to have one need you really want to meet and not know what to do and the solutions seem impossibly hard

last time I was feeling that way about being lonely i went for a bike ride and it actually really helped which surprised me

probably because I was more bored and just thinking about being lonely rather than actually lonely in that moment

you need someone with the same life goals as you and things you really love and care about I think to have love, but I don’t have love

and since I care about being successful and changing the world for the better, no one i like is in my league sigh. it would be super romantic if someone else and I were to help each other become powerful enough to make differences in the world, but I feel like going to groups focused on real world stuff I’m interested in and saying haha let’s date would be megacreepy

but idk my life has been very good recently even without love

how old are you

mid 20s

28?

no

24?

No more answers hahaha there are only so many options ; )

are you supposed to be here right now

I’m supposed to be getting a shower according to my past, more responsible self : ) maybe I’ll listen to it

uh oh stinky

hahahaha oh I better go do that now for sure

i probably should too lol

>>9569
stinky #hug

do things in life without regrets or smth idfk sorry

i feel targetted but that's probably just me being paranoid

targetted by us?

a specific anon

oh

>>9557
sorry

im just..... idk rn im off

>>9527
uh oh that doesn't seem good

i dont think they were directing that message to u or saying something sideways abt u theyre just expressing themselves

yeah probably

im just messed up rn

i should caffinate

caffeine makes ppl more anxious altho if u drink it every day not dinking it will make u anxious

i suggest meditating

my toe has a hole in it and it hurts

u should stop picking at it

but its so tastyyy

oh

i am recipe again

im anon

.play lumberjack match

.skip

.play lumberjack match czarface

i am in the pst

>>9586
#picblit

>>9586
#picblur

my parents are smokin a joint

thats a joint yep

r ur parents no good dirty pot smoking hippies

my neighbor is here can we tell him to fuck off

oke he gone

im in bed

<3

>>9572
I’m sorry reci that was me. I think sometimes people have different enough personalities they just upset each other. I hope you have a happy time. I’m sorry if I made you feel bad. I probably shouldn’t post things like that here. I talked to some friends and they were supportive and that’s a better place to go I think for things like that.

it oke

m fishing

thanks a lot I feel all nervous and sick. gonna move around and hope it helps. go fishing reci!

cath ur fish n stuff
pretend this is metpahorical and inspirationsal ns tuff

:3

:3
…-

i like it still

uwu

im in asmd sm

anon i hsvd hydration

amon

amom

a mom

mommy

uwu

what if a boymoder boymoded

>~<

recima

#usay recima recima

#usay recima party recima party

rececececececece

recipe!

glelge

#glegle [:nk]glee gloo

glegle!

re ci ma

re
ci
ma
!!

what doth life?

lets drink coffee

lets sleep

zzzzz

uwaa!

aaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaa why is it not stretching silly computer

aaaaaaa
aaaaa
aaaaa

you must have been too silly on your computer and how it’s caught the silly

wha

silly virus infection

uwu

it’s gone airborn-we’re doomed!

:p

gonna have to get silly with it

get down with the sillyness

>>9663
haha

<3

#debrainworm (USER WAS DEBRAINWORMED FOR THIS POST)

>>9667
destroyed lol lmao owned lol lol lololol

#keyed (USER WAS KEYED FOR THIS POST)

#gem (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)

#kthxbai (USER WAS KTHXBAI'D FOR THIS POST)

#flube

#jej

>>9673
#that

#9ball (no)
#9ball (no)
#9ball (no)

so rude

#8ball (yup)
#8ball (doubtful)
#8ball (nope)

>>9677
#splash

#paint

>>9680
#splash

idk wtf splash does

>>9680
#colorful

#meow meow

>>9684
#who

#2samenumbers

>>9688
#twosamenumbers#twosamenumbers

>>9689
#fivesamenumbers

>>9690
#poll

>>9690
#poll 1,23

uwu

uwweuu

tortilla

anon!

thats my name dont wear it out!

how are you?

im ok

about to try new tank game

woah
what is it called?

steel beasts

nmhm

mhmn

hello

hi

woke up

ehm

unknown creatures

in the dark

they speak

.play pipe falling

but we left them

are they memories

or are they lost?

we will not find answers yet

for we have already left

we are going deeper

is that a poem

no

its a stitched together collection of disturbing dreams

oh

if you go to a yard of green behind your residence

you will find a hole
do not enter it

you will not die
but your safety and sanity may be adversely affected

>>9680
is this a pikmin

thats a chao or smth

from sonic

i wish my boobs smelled like canteloupe

posting your melons for free smh

yea im pretty cheap

me2

can i buy you for ummm
30usd

at least 2k CAD a month

oh

ur expensive

im only like 200Cad a month

my services are cheap but outright buying me? expensive

hey do u wanna buy me for 200 cad a month

no

i'll let i call me mommy

u

im at my pc now

uwu

im outside

oh, there's another one

>>9732
hehe

hello anon :)

sometimes i like to think of myself as a chatbot

why?

idk

idk why ydk

well like ummm

im a recima

and like

i particiapate in discussions and am neat to be around

and i'm around a lot

im like a site feature or smth

but not on bw...

:(

you are neat to be around tho :)

are u trying to kidnap me

sitenapping...

wlwpt

slelhph

slepy

ate blubers am now awake

whats a blubers

blubery

blue berry

mhmb

no

oh ok

woah i looked omfg that's so cool

ikr

it sound so good too

would u kiss a bagel

id eat one

oh

idk why ud kiss food

oke

slurp goes the boymoder

re ci ma

#ksay ree cy mah ree cy mah

boojer!

how are you?

HI!

i'm good, and you?

i am well

how is your wife?

i don't have a wife

lol

how is your gf?

i don't have a girlfriend

how is your husband?

i don't have a significant other #owned (16)

how is your sister?

omg there is only 16 #owneds so far?

damn this place IS new

i don't have a sister either, do you have any siblings?

how is your brother?

>>9808
no

only child POGGIES

but fr how are you how are things

lonely and gay

awh that sucks to hear

why are you always bleeding lol

>>9816
im on top of fashion trends

and the hottest fashion trend is being covered in blood

TRUE

and based

omg vampirecore

mhmm

that's why i don't go outside

holy shit you might actually be a vampire thats insane

yea

she is cute yea

i like that picture too

hi april

it's not april i think

it's april

i think

april?

april

its september now

are you not april

oh nevermind it's april

it's april

its paril

i'm in bed

im in chair

put a shirt on

im wearing a shirt

good april

i always wear shirts

omg me too

or hoodies

or sometimes long sleeved shirts

if you don't wear a shirt and cover your legs then u are a floozie

oh tank tops too

i am a floozie

woah

so futuristic >~<

im actually from the past

what if you ummmm
ummmmmm

uhhhhhhhh

nvm

oh

sorry i'm shy

me2

i wish i could cuddle with someone (fully clothed)

.play [YouTube]

who is vinny

vinny from vinesauce

i thought it was michael from vinesauce

no thats michael from vsauce its different

oh

april you know so much about youtubers that's so cool

all i watch is youtube

i dont watch shows or movies

doesn't call you a slur

this game looks cool

my arms are exposed

they are cold

wear ahoodie

my hoodie is on my body pillow

ur pillow wont get cold

yes she will

do u not have another hoodie

no

or at least not with me

fake boymoder

my boyhoodie is on my body pillow liberal

she gets cold without her hoodie

but also it's my hoodie

and she's a fucking theif

tire iron her then

i don't have a tire iron im not a top

i think she needs to go in the washing machine too

excuses

>>9891
no
washing machines are lethal and if you go in one you die

pillows can survive

do you hate her

kinda

are you redacted

the east coast one oh

im april

april

why

are you jealous?

no i just think its kinda gross

it's not gross to have blood stains on things

>>9904
#reply

Hi there,

I agree, it's not gross to have blood stains on things. Blood is a natural bodily fluid and sometimes accidents happen that lead to stains. It's important to properly clean and remove the stain as soon as possible for hygiene reasons, but there's no need to feel embarrassed or ashamed about it.

i bet that you're also jelly that i lick her eyes more than i lick yours

>>9906
#tireiron

oke i needed to tire iron myself for that one it was too deep

>>9906
#tireiron

To devise is the work of the master, to execute the act of the servant.

>>9910
#reply

This quote means that creating a plan or idea is the responsibility of a leader or master, while carrying out the plan falls to their followers or servants. It highlights the different roles and levels of responsibility within a group or organization. The master must come up with an effective strategy, but it takes effort from everyone involved to see it through successfully.

>>9910
that remidns me i need to make a feature suggestion

#usay opworm opworm

we have text to speech can we get speech to text

it like

would actually fit really well with a liveboard i think

i bet thatd b expensive to run

idk if ghere are speech to text programs

or just low quality

i mean

there's siri

and apple has a fhing where you can text someone via voice so i think that you wouldn't neeeeeed to contract it to someone else?

also i think yeah most phones can just do it on their own

can we get image to text too

>>9923
no

>>9925
this is me

no its me actually

no it's me

>>9925
#give

is that also you

no thats you

h

idk i don't think i've licked an armpit before

.......

outside of my own but that doesn't count

i think it does count

oh

idk i just did it and it doesn't have any special flavor

just skin flavor

which admittedly is a good flavor
but i can't justify reaching my head to an inconvenient place like that when i could just suck my arm or smth

its more abt the smell i thtink

oh

smellers

i'm in bed april

im still in chair

apeil im in bed ampei apri al wl al pl pompei

pompei what if our fingernails touched

idk

oke

pomp

pimp what do i do

whatever u want

qwertyuiop?

sure

how

are you reading hetnai aprol

no thats just a meme im not a pervert

aperol