「villainous mouse warlock」
Cove Holden!!j7dIStOkC.
!!j7dIStOkC.
#ksay glungle
>>133422
now you get it????
#ksay maybe owning a thinkpad would fix me
#ksay maybe
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133426
now i get what poccnr stands for
#ksay poccnr
nr
!!dcmzmFf2DM
it's always americans who cant type ИЯ
doesnt poccnr just mean russia in cyrilic
#ksay poccИЯ
!!dcmzmFf2DM
yeah... but и and я do not sound like n and r
it just looks liek that
>>133435
I KNOW
#ksay russianmodr
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133437
oh cool
!!dcmzmFf2DM
now study russian
what does hohol mean
#ksay russianmoder
#ksay where is recima
!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh yeah, where is she?
#ksay i love recima
::recima
::glegle recima
::test
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133448
i look like this too
i look like this and say this
!!dcmzmFf2DM
but i hate wearing glasses
>>133451
::glegle
im ok with wearing glasses
arent you blonde?
who
russianmoder
not american
#ksay chat is this real?
!!dcmzmFf2DM
no way im blonde
>>133461
it looked like that though
you sent photos like a month ago
i think
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i did not
!!dcmzmFf2DM
100% that wasn't me
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i only said my hair color is like the boymoder's one
HUH
are you lying rn????
!!dcmzmFf2DM
no way
cause thats what i remember
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i cant lie
ok
#ksay notamerican
but if you lied im gonna be sad ;_;
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i did not
!!dcmzmFf2DM
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i cant be serious when these ai covers exist
i want a thinkpad now
it sounds real
>>133480
arent old thinkpads like really expensive now?
like you could get one for 20 bucks
now
!!dcmzmFf2DM
aren't they're impossible to use in this modern web world?
no
you can change the cpu
!!dcmzmFf2DM
you're talking about 30 models?
!!dcmzmFf2DM
what was the last thinkpad with replaceable cpu?
!!dcmzmFf2DM
because now even the ram is soldered on the mb
yes t30
i think
!!dcmzmFf2DM
and im pad
>>133490
yeah its really sad
!!dcmzmFf2DM
and i think mobo in my thinkpad slowly dies, soundcard suddenly stops working, last time usb ports died and i had to power it off like even detach the battery
!!dcmzmFf2DM
looks like im killing the unkillable
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i cant handle electronics
cant you change the ports
my gaming laptop has usb ports that talk over spi i think
!!dcmzmFf2DM
this is all too soldered and it like dies until i re-power it
i can just buy new ones
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i'll just buy the same model again
how much is a mobo
!!dcmzmFf2DM
like, used one costs 50% of avg used thinkpad price
how much
!!dcmzmFf2DM
official one costs 300 pounds
150????????????????
THATS TOO MUCH
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133505
$80 maybe
!!dcmzmFf2DM
and i better buy another one for like $200 or $150
and thats still too much
should be like 50
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133512
because it's not X230 or something else
whats your model
!!dcmzmFf2DM
T470
!!dcmzmFf2DM
its not popular in the community tho
!!dcmzmFf2DM
T480 is more popular, it even has coreboot!
just port coreboot yoursefl
!!dcmzmFf2DM
im not that smart
it cant be that hard
surely
.play thought about killing myself
!!dcmzmFf2DM
:(
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133524
depressedgle
I think family fued was my favorite poverty tv show from childhood. maybe americas funniest home videos too though.
somebody has to make
the
twin fantasy album cover
with glegle and derrick
#derrick
#derrick
#buryshoe
#glegle
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i request glegle xcx
>>133536
glegle would never do cocaine
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133537
what?? why cocaine?
charli xcx does coke
!!dcmzmFf2DM
rly?
that's her whole gimmick
!!dcmzmFf2DM
that's not glegle that's me
!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh how did you end up in my picture collection
i've been told i look like glele
glegle
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133546
who told you that?
a tinder guy did it yesterday after i sent the "glegle my beloved" gif
!!dcmzmFf2DM
hah cool
gleegloo
#gleegloo
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i gotta clean my spotify playlist
send ur spotify
!!dcmzmFf2DM
noo you cant see
!!dcmzmFf2DM
wait until i clean it
no that'sthe idea
send it
i wanna see it before u clean the playlist
to know what u listen to
!!dcmzmFf2DM
how do i send it
idk a link
.play meu deus um lagarto
!!dcmzmFf2DM
naaah sorry i cant
i used that measurements site and i can't read the graph because i'm in like a different quadrant because i'm tall
whats your height
im 189 cm
WHAT
>>133569
put lebron in there
insane
>>133575
a pointcloud....
butiflu
>>133575
pherenology 2
!!dcmzmFf2DM
!!dcmzmFf2DM
no way
!boymodewng
>>133579
#slap]
!boymodewng
why are you not american
>>133582
why did you decrease in boogerness..
!nIOh.loris
ugh more rain, more cold..
we got a foot of snow last night
>>133584
#kiss
!nIOh.loris
>>133585
thats nice
!nIOh.loris
>>133586
#kiss
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133582
this is not the first time you ask me
!nIOh.loris
!boymodewng
>>133591
i'm aware.
!boymodewng
and yet you still aren't.
!boymodewng
curious
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133594
sorry they dont give out us citizenships on the streets here
!boymodewng
>>133583
i literally don't know what you're talking about
!boymodewng
>>133585
lol that's nothing
!boymodewng
>>133596
you haven't even tried
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133599
true tho
>>133590
you got snow????
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133602
why is there a qr code
!boymodewng
>>133603
it's an NFT
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133603
as far as i know you can download some app and scan with it and get ar image of what's on the bill
weird
isnt google banned in russia
how would you even download the app
!!dcmzmFf2DM
its not that banned
!!dcmzmFf2DM
youtube is just slowed down by DPI
!!dcmzmFf2DM
google playmarket web version is blocked
playmarket?
dont they blackhole the domains
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133612
uhh, how it's called now
playstore dummy
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i remember it used to be called play market in 2014-2017?
>>133610
why dont they just block youtube tho
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133613
some isps do hijack dns, others dont
>>133610
it's not just DPI they don't have any data centers in russia anymore either
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133617
because people will get mad, uh i guess
>>133616
android market or something
>>133619
why
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133619
yeah, there's only some GGC servers left in Russia, on some ISPs networks
what about the old datacenters
>>133618
dns over https
easy
>>133623
what????
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133625
that works only to get DNS records, what about... connecting?
they didnt get seized?
oh so they block ips
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133627
Google Global Cache or smth, basically a big servers with storage made for caching youtube videozz
>>133631
I KNOW WHATS CACHING
>>133622
sanctions
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133630
not really, they dont block cloudflare ips tho
>>133634
SO WHICH IS IT
oh
cloudflare
!!dcmzmFf2DM
wait
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133635
which what?
russia does very slow incremental banning by throttling foreign services to a crawl like twitter and youtube, the sanctions have made it worse by preventing foreign companies from having data centers in russia
>>133639
they block or they dont
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133641
what exactly?
thats what i thpught
!!dcmzmFf2DM
Cloudflare still has some servers in Russia
!!dcmzmFf2DM
Google's servers didn't get seized as far as I know
so do they stop peering with google bgp routers?
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133646
I dunno
no they still peer what they do is deep packet inspection on traffic to googlevideo.com
thats kinda stupid
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133648
They do DPI on everything
yeah but they do it specifically to slow down traffic to googlevideo
!!dcmzmFf2DM
They slow down youtube by that yeah
!!dcmzmFf2DM
They did that to twitter a few years ago
Now i think twitter is just completely banned
!!dcmzmFf2DM
now it is
>>133654
WHAT???????????
!!dcmzmFf2DM
But with Twitter, they announced that they're slowing it down, with youtube they did not
but twitter is literal z heaven
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133658
telegram is literal z heaven
!!dcmzmFf2DM
and freedom heaven too
>freedom
>no e2ee
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133661
yeah so the FSB will always know what's up
for groups
but the ceo got arrested in france
!!dcmzmFf2DM
for not answering to police
is he in ruzzia now?
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133666
no, he's still in france, waiting for his court
smh why doesnt putin just invade france so he can get him out of prison
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i dont really know what's with Durov rn
!!dcmzmFf2DM
im not interested in millionairs problems
dont people buy heroin and shit with telegram
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133671
they do
i buy heroin on the streets
buy on the internet
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i cant believe telegram is top-1 drug market, and top-1 spy messenger
>>133672
REAL
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133676
yeah, btw in russia telegram is considered a very very secure messenger
ever since the arrest of durov telegram has upped its compliance with global law enforcement
>>133677
dont they have their own schizo protocol
>noo we cant just use the signal one
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133679
they do reinvent everything
>>133679
yes it's called MTProto it was made by Pavel Durov's brother
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133680
i use signal but nobody's here
>>133683
well signal is just a cia product
!!dcmzmFf2DM
signal for me sounds like a cia... wait you said the same
i dont like it
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i dont like it too
mandatory phone number
well on telegram they store your shit on their servers
!!dcmzmFf2DM
like telegram
telegram is worse than signal it's not even e2ee
!!dcmzmFf2DM
yeah
!!dcmzmFf2DM
telegram sucks
>>133691
on signal you can get mitm-ed
they have the safety codes for that reason
>>133691
why do you care, what do you have to hide
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i prefer e-mail
e mail is the worst
>>133695
yes
but nobody knows what they mean
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133696
yes
>>133700
i think the high risk people like journalists and such that actually need to care about that stuff know how to use it
>>133701
ok.
but it doesnt even matter
because in 10 years all rsa traffic will get cracked
.play i tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter
>>133705
by whom
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i dont want russian glovies to know what i read, what i type
>>133707
quandum gompuders :DDD
>>133707
usa
>>133710
i thought they could already do this
>>133711
how?
IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
the half life one is btter
!!dcmzmFf2DM
btw the fact that when https came out in the 90s, bigger keys were only available to US and Canada users, while the rest had their 40-bit keys (easy to crack)
!!dcmzmFf2DM
and after some time, they're just let everybody use any key length...kinda sus
!boymodewng
>>133713
#kiss
yeah the us had strict export controls on encryption key length until like the early 2000s
>>133715
in the 90s im pretty sure they already looked through http traffic for key words
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133719
i guess irc too
: ) hi not ameri hi vuuv hi anon hi shrimp
!!dcmzmFf2DM
hi anon
fuck uou anon
!!dcmzmFf2DM
bruh
>>133721
based nonamerican
!!dcmzmFf2DM
how am i based
you know how to use a computer and doesn’t afraid of anything
>>133726
not you
>>133705
In September 2022, the NSA announced CNSA 2.0, which includes its first recommendations for post-quantum cryptographic algorithms.[10]
CNSA 2.0 includes:[2]
Advanced Encryption Standard with 256 bit keys
Module-Lattice-Based Key-Encapsulation Mechanism Standard (ML-KEM aka CRYSTALS-Kyber) with parameter set ML-KEM-1024
Module-Lattice-Based Digital Signature Standard (ML-DSA aka CRYSTALS-Dilithium) with parameter set ML-DSA-87
SHA-2 with 384 or 512 bits
eXtended Merkle Signature Scheme (XMSS) and Leighton-Micali Signatures (LMS) with all parameters approved, with SHA256/192 recommended
Note that compared to CNSA 1.0, CNSA 2.0:
Suggests separate post-quantum algorithms (XMSS/LMS) for software/firmware signing for use immediately
Allows SHA-512
Announced the selection of CRYSTALS-Kyber and CRYSTALS-Dilithium early, with the expectation that they will be mandated only when the final standards and FIPS-validated implementations are released.
RSA, Diffie-Hellman, and elliptic curve cryptography will be deprecated at that time.
The CNSA 2.0 and CNSA 1.0 algorithms, detailed functions descriptions, specifications, and parameters are below:[11]
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133728
then who
!boymodewng
In September 2022, the NSA announced SNSA 2.0, which includes its first rcomendations for post-quantum cryptographic algorithms.[10]
CNSA 2.0 includes:[2]
–
>>133729
post quantum http when?
I do appreciate the quality of life features telegram has like recommendations, built in translate but yeah
>>133731
#halt
!boymodewng
>>133734
...
>>133735
seethe lol
The NSA has their own private suite of encryption algorithms that they will never released
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133733
never used even 90% of that features
>>133737
yeah what did you think dummy
lol
>>133738
ur too 1337
are you still using the remote windows desktop?
!!dcmzmFf2DM
nah, the specific lesson i needed windows for has ended, so i dont need windows for now
I need to collect instrument data at school so I bought a used carbon x1 gen 6 on eBay it’s got 4 cores and everything so I can run the new windows. feels like a waste though
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133737
i guess they discussed every public ciphers with CIA
>>133744
what instruments
labchart from electrodes
do u do like physics and stuff
nah biology/neuroscience recordings from cells
>>133744
>carbon x1 gen 6
i think one of my professors uses that laptop. hes the kind of person who would fall for the transpad meme. he sometimes has anime girls in his presentations
I’m going to be a 4 core nonny… except the thing is I’m only going to use it for windows probably so most of my computation will still be on the less pretty speedy thinkpad. I guess one day I can buy another nice laptop for my real workstation
>>133749
wow thats so cool wish i did that ;_;
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i hope my classmates will never figure out why i bought the thinkpad in the first place (it's that transpad meme tho)
>>133750
ITS OVER
>>133753
did you stick shit onto it
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133755
no, only a couple of stickers from hacktoberfest
>>133754
dr. john 50
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133759
yeah so im getting them removed
>>133756
cringe
sticekrs are so cringe
>i nEED A STICKER on my ugly thinkpad
>>133760
TRUE!!
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133760
not all stickers are cringe
!!dcmzmFf2DM
obv im not putting a trans sticker on it
>>133750
cool! my life goal frfr
I AGREE ANON
i HAVE never put any stickers on anything i own
>>133757
he teaches computer science right?
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i want stickers with glegle
>>133753
everyone knows and thinks you’re cooler of they already did or are isolated from you if they already were. I guess I mostly bought them for the /g/meme and a little of the trans meme
>>133763
yeah they are
i have always loved thinkpads ever since i was a chlid because it was like the computer i saw my family members use
>>133768
digital electronics
>>133767
same
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133770
in my group, 95% doesnt know what thinkpad is
>>133773
elaborate
>>133776
german term is digitaltechnik, idk what its called in english. its like uhh stuff like binary encoding, gray encoders, things like that
>>133777
what does he actually teach
not the field
>>133777
informatics
>>133760
I don’t have any but I think people who express themselves about things which matter are kinda cute. one of my classmates has a quote about science on hers, but brands or whatever, fuck that
>>133777
#oracle () #check (checked)
!boymodewng
>>133777
#change digitaltechnik to deeznuts
>>133780
isnt informatics computer science
>>133781
im the opposite of that i never express myself all my backgrounds are the default ones and i never customize shit
the german term for computer science is informatik im confused now
>>133764
the thinkpad has fallen
i don't think there is an equivalent in english then
>>133789
hmm it also includes things like logic gates and, well, digital electronics. thats why i translated it as digital electronics idk
>>133775
they use old dells or what? can anyone actually afford windows 11 capable computers over there? the ones I saw were upwards of mbe $400 , I paid $~200 for the carbon including parts, hope it works
>>133790
that's probably cose enough
>>133790
do they teach you semiconductors like pnp gates and shit
close
>>133793
transistors? no thats the electrical engineering class
>>133786
real
>>133772
lil nonny all big and computing herself now awww
>>133772
/g/ family
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133791
they use computers at college
>>133786
black background power user gang
>>133800
nah i actually have variety installed and it selects a random space picture
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i study in a damn garbage college
>>133802
cant you switch to another school
>>133802
banana peel teacher
apple core students
empty pizza box classroom
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133803
eeeh, it's one of the best colleges in the region btw
>>133798
nah now one has a company macbook instead of a company thinkpad and the other is retired lol
>>133805
>i live in siberia btw
>>133805
then why is it a garbage school
>>133801
ooh space bgs sound nice... i used to have lots of silly photos but black bg is so much easier to see everything...
>>133799
that makes sense but unfortunate they don’t have so many opportunities. I guess they can follow the fastman guide and get a keyboard for their phone and use it as a terminal hehe
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133810
there's like 4 people, 2 on avg who bring laptops: me, some dude with linux (i speak to him very ofter), macbook m1 or m2 owner, and some dude with a noizy gaming laptop
>>133809
well the space pictures were like a default setting so
>>133812
if it ain't broke don't fix it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>133811
WHIIIIRRRRRRRR xD
it’s like 90% Mac laptops here at my large state university it’s kinda crazy
>>133811
how mnay people use linux at your college
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133815
i dunno about college, but at least me and one dude too
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133814
it's like macs too expensive in russia yknow
is your degree cs
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133818
hard to say, im gonna be a 'computer programmer' by the end
>>133817
they’re too expensive in America too! at least for me lmao
>>133819
do they teach you about context switching and shit or is that not in the program
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133820
so there's only one kid with a silver spoon in his mouth in my group
!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133821
rn im on my second year (of 4) so far i've learned how databases work (basic course), and how D flip-flops work
>>133823
do you have bologna system in russia