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na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay glungle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay maybe owning a thinkpad would fix me
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay maybe
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133426
now i get what poccnr stands for
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay poccnr
na-bee-eh (nadie)
nr
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
it's always americans who cant type ИЯ
anon
doesnt poccnr just mean russia in cyrilic
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay poccИЯ
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
yeah... but и and я do not sound like n and r
>>133437
anon
it just looks liek that
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay russianmodr
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133437
oh cool
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
now study russian
anon
what does hohol mean
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay russianmoder
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay where is recima
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh yeah, where is she?
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay i love recima
na-bee-eh (nadie)
::recima
na-bee-eh (nadie)
::glegle recima
anon
::test
anon
i look like this and say this
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
but i hate wearing glasses
na-bee-eh (nadie)
im ok with wearing glasses
anon
arent you blonde?
na-bee-eh (nadie)
who
na-bee-eh (nadie)
russianmoder
anon
not american
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay chat is this real?
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
no way im blonde
>>133462
anon
>>133461
it looked like that though
anon
you sent photos like a month ago
anon
i think
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i did not
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
100% that wasn't me
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i only said my hair color is like the boymoder's one
anon
HUH
anon
are you lying rn????
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
no way
anon
cause thats what i remember
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i cant lie
anon
ok
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay notamerican
anon
but if you lied im gonna be sad ;_;
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i did not
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i cant be serious when these ai covers exist
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i want a thinkpad now
>>133482
anon
it sounds real
anon
>>133480
arent old thinkpads like really expensive now?
anon
like you could get one for 20 bucks
anon
now
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
aren't they're impossible to use in this modern web world?
anon
no
anon
you can change the cpu
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
you're talking about 30 models?
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
what was the last thinkpad with replaceable cpu?
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
because now even the ram is soldered on the mb
>>133494
anon
yes t30
anon
i think
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
and im pad
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
and i think mobo in my thinkpad slowly dies, soundcard suddenly stops working, last time usb ports died and i had to power it off like even detach the battery
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
looks like im killing the unkillable
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i cant handle electronics
anon
cant you change the ports
anon
my gaming laptop has usb ports that talk over spi i think
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
this is all too soldered and it like dies until i re-power it
anon
i can just buy new ones
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i'll just buy the same model again
anon
how much is a mobo
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
like, used one costs 50% of avg used thinkpad price
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
official one costs 300 pounds
anon
150????????????????
anon
THATS TOO MUCH
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133505
$80 maybe
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
and i better buy another one for like $200 or $150
anon
and thats still too much
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133512
because it's not X230 or something else
anon
whats your model
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
T470
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
its not popular in the community tho
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
T480 is more popular, it even has coreboot!
anon
just port coreboot yoursefl
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
im not that smart
anon
it cant be that hard
anon
surely
na-bee-eh (nadie)
.play thought about killing myself
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
:(
anon
I think family fued was my favorite poverty tv show from childhood. maybe americas funniest home videos too though.
na-bee-eh (nadie)
somebody has to make
na-bee-eh (nadie)
the
na-bee-eh (nadie)
twin fantasy album cover
na-bee-eh (nadie)
with glegle and derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#buryshoe
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i request glegle xcx
>>133537
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133537
what?? why cocaine?
na-bee-eh (nadie)
charli xcx does coke
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
rly?
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that's her whole gimmick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that's not glegle that's me
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh how did you end up in my picture collection
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i've been told i look like glele
>>133548
na-bee-eh (nadie)
glegle
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133546
who told you that?
na-bee-eh (nadie)
a tinder guy did it yesterday after i sent the "glegle my beloved" gif
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
hah cool
na-bee-eh (nadie)
gleegloo
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#gleegloo
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i gotta clean my spotify playlist
na-bee-eh (nadie)
send ur spotify
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
noo you cant see
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
wait until i clean it
na-bee-eh (nadie)
no that'sthe idea
na-bee-eh (nadie)
send it
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i wanna see it before u clean the playlist
na-bee-eh (nadie)
to know what u listen to
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
how do i send it
na-bee-eh (nadie)
idk a link
na-bee-eh (nadie)
.play meu deus um lagarto
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
naaah sorry i cant
anon
i used that measurements site and i can't read the graph because i'm in like a different quadrant because i'm tall
anon
whats your height
anon
im 189 cm
anon
WHAT
anon
insane
fujo
butiflu
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
no way
2.872% booger!boymodewng
>>133579
#slap]
!nIOh.loris
ugh more rain, more cold..
>>133586
2.870% booger!boymodewng
>>133591
i'm aware.
2.869% booger!boymodewng
and yet you still aren't.
>>133596
2.868% booger!boymodewng
curious
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133594
sorry they dont give out us citizenships on the streets here
>>133599
2.867% booger!boymodewng
>>133583
i literally don't know what you're talking about
2.866% booger!boymodewng
>>133585
lol that's nothing
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133599
true tho
2.864% booger!boymodewng
>>133603
it's an NFT
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133603
as far as i know you can download some app and scan with it and get ar image of what's on the bill
anon
weird
anon
isnt google banned in russia
anon
how would you even download the app
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
its not that banned
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
google playmarket web version is blocked
anon
dont they blackhole the domains
>>133618
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133612
uhh, how it's called now
anon
playstore dummy
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i remember it used to be called play market in 2014-2017?
>>133621
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133617
because people will get mad, uh i guess
anon
>>133616
android market or something
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133619
yeah, there's only some GGC servers left in Russia, on some ISPs networks
>>133627
anon
what about the old datacenters
anon
easy
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133625
that works only to get DNS records, what about... connecting?
anon
they didnt get seized?
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133627
Google Global Cache or smth, basically a big servers with storage made for caching youtube videozz
>>133632
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133630
not really, they dont block cloudflare ips tho
>>133635
anon
oh
anon
cloudflare
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
wait
anon
russia does very slow incremental banning by throttling foreign services to a crawl like twitter and youtube, the sanctions have made it worse by preventing foreign companies from having data centers in russia
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133641
what exactly?
anon
thats what i thpught
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
Cloudflare still has some servers in Russia
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
Google's servers didn't get seized as far as I know
anon
so do they stop peering with google bgp routers?
>>133647
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133646
I dunno
anon
no they still peer what they do is deep packet inspection on traffic to googlevideo.com
>>133650
anon
thats kinda stupid
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133648
They do DPI on everything
anon
yeah but they do it specifically to slow down traffic to googlevideo
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
They slow down youtube by that yeah
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
They did that to twitter a few years ago
anon
Now i think twitter is just completely banned
>>133656
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
now it is
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
But with Twitter, they announced that they're slowing it down, with youtube they did not
anon
but twitter is literal z heaven
>>133659
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133658
telegram is literal z heaven
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
and freedom heaven too
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133661
yeah so the FSB will always know what's up
anon
for groups
anon
but the ceo got arrested in france
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
for not answering to police
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133666
no, he's still in france, waiting for his court
anon
smh why doesnt putin just invade france so he can get him out of prison
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i dont really know what's with Durov rn
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
im not interested in millionairs problems
anon
dont people buy heroin and shit with telegram
>>133672
nibble
i buy heroin on the streets
anon
buy on the internet
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i cant believe telegram is top-1 drug market, and top-1 spy messenger
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133676
yeah, btw in russia telegram is considered a very very secure messenger
>>133679
anon
ever since the arrest of durov telegram has upped its compliance with global law enforcement
anon
>noo we cant just use the signal one
>>133683
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133679
they do reinvent everything
anon
>>133679
yes it's called MTProto it was made by Pavel Durov's brother
anon
>>133683
well signal is just a cia product
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
signal for me sounds like a cia... wait you said the same
anon
i dont like it
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i dont like it too
anon
mandatory phone number
anon
well on telegram they store your shit on their servers
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
like telegram
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
yeah
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
telegram sucks
anon
>>133691
on signal you can get mitm-ed
anon
they have the safety codes for that reason
>>133699
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i prefer e-mail
anon
e mail is the worst
anon
but nobody knows what they mean
>>133702
anon
>>133700
i think the high risk people like journalists and such that actually need to care about that stuff know how to use it
anon
but it doesnt even matter
anon
.play i tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i dont want russian glovies to know what i read, what i type
vuuv
IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>>133717
anon
the half life one is btter
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
btw the fact that when https came out in the 90s, bigger keys were only available to US and Canada users, while the rest had their 40-bit keys (easy to crack)
>>133719
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
and after some time, they're just let everybody use any key length...kinda sus
anon
yeah the us had strict export controls on encryption key length until like the early 2000s
anon
>>133715
in the 90s im pretty sure they already looked through http traffic for key words
>>133720
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133719
i guess irc too
anon
: ) hi not ameri hi vuuv hi anon hi shrimp
>>133725
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
hi anon
anon
fuck uou anon
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
bruh
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
how am i based
>>133728
anon
you know how to use a computer and doesn’t afraid of anything
anon
>>133705
In September 2022, the NSA announced CNSA 2.0, which includes its first recommendations for post-quantum cryptographic algorithms.[10]

CNSA 2.0 includes:[2]

Advanced Encryption Standard with 256 bit keys
Module-Lattice-Based Key-Encapsulation Mechanism Standard (ML-KEM aka CRYSTALS-Kyber) with parameter set ML-KEM-1024
Module-Lattice-Based Digital Signature Standard (ML-DSA aka CRYSTALS-Dilithium) with parameter set ML-DSA-87
SHA-2 with 384 or 512 bits
eXtended Merkle Signature Scheme (XMSS) and Leighton-Micali Signatures (LMS) with all parameters approved, with SHA256/192 recommended
Note that compared to CNSA 1.0, CNSA 2.0:

Suggests separate post-quantum algorithms (XMSS/LMS) for software/firmware signing for use immediately
Allows SHA-512
Announced the selection of CRYSTALS-Kyber and CRYSTALS-Dilithium early, with the expectation that they will be mandated only when the final standards and FIPS-validated implementations are released.
RSA, Diffie-Hellman, and elliptic curve cryptography will be deprecated at that time.
The CNSA 2.0 and CNSA 1.0 algorithms, detailed functions descriptions, specifications, and parameters are below:[11]
>>133732
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133728
then who
2.862% booger!boymodewng
In September 2022, the NSA announced SNSA 2.0, which includes its first rcomendations for post-quantum cryptographic algorithms.[10]

CNSA 2.0 includes:[2]

>>133734
anon
I do appreciate the quality of life features telegram has like recommendations, built in translate but yeah
>>133738
anon
The NSA has their own private suite of encryption algorithms that they will never released
>>133739>>133745
anon
>>133737
yeah what did you think dummy
anon
lol
anon
are you still using the remote windows desktop?
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
nah, the specific lesson i needed windows for has ended, so i dont need windows for now
anon
I need to collect instrument data at school so I bought a used carbon x1 gen 6 on eBay it’s got 4 cores and everything so I can run the new windows. feels like a waste though
>>133746>>133750
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133737
i guess they discussed every public ciphers with CIA
anon
labchart from electrodes
anon
do u do like physics and stuff
anon
nah biology/neuroscience recordings from cells
>>133752
nibble
>>133744
>carbon x1 gen 6
i think one of my professors uses that laptop. hes the kind of person who would fall for the transpad meme. he sometimes has anime girls in his presentations
>>133754>>133765
anon
I’m going to be a 4 core nonny… except the thing is I’m only going to use it for windows probably so most of my computation will still be on the less pretty speedy thinkpad. I guess one day I can buy another nice laptop for my real workstation
anon
>>133749
wow thats so cool wish i did that ;_;
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i hope my classmates will never figure out why i bought the thinkpad in the first place (it's that transpad meme tho)
>>133755>>133770
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133755
no, only a couple of stickers from hacktoberfest
>>133759
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133759
yeah so im getting them removed
anon
>i nEED A STICKER on my ugly thinkpad
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
obv im not putting a trans sticker on it
>>133788
anon
I AGREE ANON
anon
i HAVE never put any stickers on anything i own
>>133774
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i want stickers with glegle
anon
>>133753
everyone knows and thinks you’re cooler of they already did or are isolated from you if they already were. I guess I mostly bought them for the /g/meme and a little of the trans meme
>>133775
anon
i have always loved thinkpads ever since i was a chlid because it was like the computer i saw my family members use
>>133797>>133798
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133770
in my group, 95% doesnt know what thinkpad is
>>133791
anon
>>133777
what does he actually teach
anon
>>133760
I don’t have any but I think people who express themselves about things which matter are kinda cute. one of my classmates has a quote about science on hers, but brands or whatever, fuck that
>>133786
anon
>>133777
#oracle () #check (checked)
2.860% booger!boymodewng
>>133777
#change digitaltechnik to deeznuts
nibble
>>133780
isnt informatics computer science
anon
>>133781
im the opposite of that i never express myself all my backgrounds are the default ones and i never customize shit
>>133796>>133800
nibble
the german term for computer science is informatik im confused now
anon
i don't think there is an equivalent in english then
>>133790
nibble
>>133789
hmm it also includes things like logic gates and, well, digital electronics. thats why i translated it as digital electronics idk
>>133792>>133793
anon
>>133775
they use old dells or what? can anyone actually afford windows 11 capable computers over there? the ones I saw were upwards of mbe $400 , I paid $~200 for the carbon including parts, hope it works
>>133799
anon
>>133790
that's probably cose enough
anon
close
nibble
>>133793
transistors? no thats the electrical engineering class
anon
>>133772
lil nonny all big and computing herself now awww
anon
>>133800
nah i actually have variety installed and it selects a random space picture
>>133809
smog
>>133802
banana peel teacher
apple core students
empty pizza box classroom
anon
>>133798
nah now one has a company macbook instead of a company thinkpad and the other is retired lol
nibble
>>133805
then why is it a garbage school
smog
>>133801
ooh space bgs sound nice... i used to have lots of silly photos but black bg is so much easier to see everything...
>>133812
anon
>>133799
that makes sense but unfortunate they don’t have so many opportunities. I guess they can follow the fastman guide and get a keyboard for their phone and use it as a terminal hehe
>>133811
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133810
there's like 4 people, 2 on avg who bring laptops: me, some dude with linux (i speak to him very ofter), macbook m1 or m2 owner, and some dude with a noizy gaming laptop
>>133814>>133815
smog
>>133812
if it ain't broke don't fix it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
anon
>>133811
WHIIIIRRRRRRRR xD
it’s like 90% Mac laptops here at my large state university it’s kinda crazy
>>133817
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133815
i dunno about college, but at least me and one dude too
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133814
it's like macs too expensive in russia yknow
>>133820
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133818
hard to say, im gonna be a 'computer programmer' by the end
>>133821
anon
>>133817
they’re too expensive in America too! at least for me lmao
>>133822
anon
>>133819
do they teach you about context switching and shit or is that not in the program
>>133823
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133820
so there's only one kid with a silver spoon in his mouth in my group
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133821
rn im on my second year (of 4) so far i've learned how databases work (basic course), and how D flip-flops work
>>133824
nibble
>>133823
do you have bologna system in russia

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