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na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay glungle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay maybe owning a thinkpad would fix me
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay maybe
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay poccnr
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
it's always americans who cant type ИЯ
anon
doesnt poccnr just mean russia in cyrilic
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay poccИЯ
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
yeah... but и and я do not sound like n and r
>>133437
anon
it just looks liek that
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay russianmodr
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
now study russian
anon
what does hohol mean
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay russianmoder
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay where is recima
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh yeah, where is she?
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay i love recima
na-bee-eh (nadie)
::recima (no image found)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
::glegle recima (no image found)
anon
::test (no image found)
anon
i look like this and say this
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
but i hate wearing glasses
na-bee-eh (nadie)
im ok with wearing glasses
anon
arent you blonde?
na-bee-eh (nadie)
russianmoder
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay chat is this real?
anon
you sent photos like a month ago
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i did not
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
100% that wasn't me
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i only said my hair color is like the boymoder's one
anon
are you lying rn????
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
no way
anon
cause thats what i remember
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i cant lie
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay notamerican
anon
but if you lied im gonna be sad ;_;
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i did not
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i cant be serious when these ai covers exist
anon
like you could get one for 20 bucks
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
aren't they're impossible to use in this modern web world?
anon
you can change the cpu
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
you're talking about 30 models?
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
what was the last thinkpad with replaceable cpu?
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
because now even the ram is soldered on the mb
>>133494
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
and im pad
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
and i think mobo in my thinkpad slowly dies, soundcard suddenly stops working, last time usb ports died and i had to power it off like even detach the battery
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
looks like im killing the unkillable
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i cant handle electronics
anon
cant you change the ports
anon
my gaming laptop has usb ports that talk over spi i think
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
this is all too soldered and it like dies until i re-power it
anon
i can just buy new ones
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i'll just buy the same model again
anon
how much is a mobo
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
like, used one costs 50% of avg used thinkpad price
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
official one costs 300 pounds
anon
150????????????????
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
and i better buy another one for like $200 or $150
anon
and thats still too much
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
T470
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
its not popular in the community tho
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
T480 is more popular, it even has coreboot!
anon
just port coreboot yoursefl
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
im not that smart
anon
it cant be that hard
na-bee-eh (nadie)
.play thought about killing myself
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
:(
anon
I think family fued was my favorite poverty tv show from childhood. maybe americas funniest home videos too though.
na-bee-eh (nadie)
somebody has to make
na-bee-eh (nadie)
twin fantasy album cover
na-bee-eh (nadie)
with glegle and derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#buryshoe
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
charli xcx does coke
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
rly?
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that's her whole gimmick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that's not glegle that's me
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh how did you end up in my picture collection
na-bee-eh (nadie)
glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
a tinder guy did it yesterday after i sent the "glegle my beloved" gif
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
hah cool
na-bee-eh (nadie)
gleegloo
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#gleegloo
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i gotta clean my spotify playlist
na-bee-eh (nadie)
send ur spotify
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
noo you cant see
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
wait until i clean it
na-bee-eh (nadie)
no that'sthe idea
na-bee-eh (nadie)
send it
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i wanna see it before u clean the playlist
na-bee-eh (nadie)
to know what u listen to
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
how do i send it
na-bee-eh (nadie)
idk a link
na-bee-eh (nadie)
.play meu deus um lagarto
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
naaah sorry i cant
anon
i used that measurements site and i can't read the graph because i'm in like a different quadrant because i'm tall
anon
whats your height
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
no way
2.868% booger!boymodewng
curious
2.867% booger!boymodewng
>>133583
i literally don't know what you're talking about
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133603
as far as i know you can download some app and scan with it and get ar image of what's on the bill
anon
isnt google banned in russia
anon
how would you even download the app
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
its not that banned
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
google playmarket web version is blocked
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i remember it used to be called play market in 2014-2017?
>>133621
anon
what about the old datacenters
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133625
that works only to get DNS records, what about... connecting?
anon
they didnt get seized?
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133627
Google Global Cache or smth, basically a big servers with storage made for caching youtube videozz
>>133632
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
wait
anon
russia does very slow incremental banning by throttling foreign services to a crawl like twitter and youtube, the sanctions have made it worse by preventing foreign companies from having data centers in russia
anon
thats what i thpught
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
Cloudflare still has some servers in Russia
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
Google's servers didn't get seized as far as I know
anon
no they still peer what they do is deep packet inspection on traffic to googlevideo.com
>>133650
anon
thats kinda stupid
anon
yeah but they do it specifically to slow down traffic to googlevideo
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
They slow down youtube by that yeah
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
They did that to twitter a few years ago
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
now it is
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
But with Twitter, they announced that they're slowing it down, with youtube they did not
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
and freedom heaven too
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133661
yeah so the FSB will always know what's up
anon
but the ceo got arrested in france
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
for not answering to police
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133666
no, he's still in france, waiting for his court
anon
smh why doesnt putin just invade france so he can get him out of prison
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i dont really know what's with Durov rn
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
im not interested in millionairs problems
nibble
i buy heroin on the streets
anon
buy on the internet
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i cant believe telegram is top-1 drug market, and top-1 spy messenger
anon
ever since the arrest of durov telegram has upped its compliance with global law enforcement
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
signal for me sounds like a cia... wait you said the same
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i dont like it too
anon
mandatory phone number
anon
well on telegram they store your shit on their servers
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
like telegram
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
yeah
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
telegram sucks
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i prefer e-mail
anon
e mail is the worst
anon
>>133700
i think the high risk people like journalists and such that actually need to care about that stuff know how to use it
anon
but it doesnt even matter
anon
.play i tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i dont want russian glovies to know what i read, what i type
anon
the half life one is btter
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
btw the fact that when https came out in the 90s, bigger keys were only available to US and Canada users, while the rest had their 40-bit keys (easy to crack)
>>133719
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
and after some time, they're just let everybody use any key length...kinda sus
anon
yeah the us had strict export controls on encryption key length until like the early 2000s
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
hi anon
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
bruh
anon
you know how to use a computer and doesn’t afraid of anything
anon
>>133705
In September 2022, the NSA announced CNSA 2.0, which includes its first recommendations for post-quantum cryptographic algorithms.[10]

CNSA 2.0 includes:[2]

Advanced Encryption Standard with 256 bit keys
Module-Lattice-Based Key-Encapsulation Mechanism Standard (ML-KEM aka CRYSTALS-Kyber) with parameter set ML-KEM-1024
Module-Lattice-Based Digital Signature Standard (ML-DSA aka CRYSTALS-Dilithium) with parameter set ML-DSA-87
SHA-2 with 384 or 512 bits
eXtended Merkle Signature Scheme (XMSS) and Leighton-Micali Signatures (LMS) with all parameters approved, with SHA256/192 recommended
Note that compared to CNSA 1.0, CNSA 2.0:

Suggests separate post-quantum algorithms (XMSS/LMS) for software/firmware signing for use immediately
Allows SHA-512
Announced the selection of CRYSTALS-Kyber and CRYSTALS-Dilithium early, with the expectation that they will be mandated only when the final standards and FIPS-validated implementations are released.
RSA, Diffie-Hellman, and elliptic curve cryptography will be deprecated at that time.
The CNSA 2.0 and CNSA 1.0 algorithms, detailed functions descriptions, specifications, and parameters are below:[11]
>>133732
2.862% booger!boymodewng
In September 2022, the NSA announced SNSA 2.0, which includes its first rcomendations for post-quantum cryptographic algorithms.[10]

CNSA 2.0 includes:[2]

>>133734
anon
I do appreciate the quality of life features telegram has like recommendations, built in translate but yeah
>>133738
anon
The NSA has their own private suite of encryption algorithms that they will never released
>>133739>>133745
anon
are you still using the remote windows desktop?
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
nah, the specific lesson i needed windows for has ended, so i dont need windows for now
anon
I need to collect instrument data at school so I bought a used carbon x1 gen 6 on eBay it’s got 4 cores and everything so I can run the new windows. feels like a waste though
>>133750>>133746
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133737
i guess they discussed every public ciphers with CIA
anon
labchart from electrodes
anon
do u do like physics and stuff
nibble
>>133744
>carbon x1 gen 6
i think one of my professors uses that laptop. hes the kind of person who would fall for the transpad meme. he sometimes has anime girls in his presentations
>>133754>>133765
anon
I’m going to be a 4 core nonny… except the thing is I’m only going to use it for windows probably so most of my computation will still be on the less pretty speedy thinkpad. I guess one day I can buy another nice laptop for my real workstation
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i hope my classmates will never figure out why i bought the thinkpad in the first place (it's that transpad meme tho)
>>133755>>133770
anon
>i nEED A STICKER on my ugly thinkpad
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
obv im not putting a trans sticker on it
>>133788
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i want stickers with glegle
anon
>>133753
everyone knows and thinks you’re cooler of they already did or are isolated from you if they already were. I guess I mostly bought them for the /g/meme and a little of the trans meme
>>133775
anon
i have always loved thinkpads ever since i was a chlid because it was like the computer i saw my family members use
>>133798>>133797
anon
>>133760
I don’t have any but I think people who express themselves about things which matter are kinda cute. one of my classmates has a quote about science on hers, but brands or whatever, fuck that
>>133786
nibble
the german term for computer science is informatik im confused now
anon
i don't think there is an equivalent in english then
>>133790
nibble
>>133789
hmm it also includes things like logic gates and, well, digital electronics. thats why i translated it as digital electronics idk
>>133792>>133793
anon
>>133775
they use old dells or what? can anyone actually afford windows 11 capable computers over there? the ones I saw were upwards of mbe $400 , I paid $~200 for the carbon including parts, hope it works
>>133799
smog
>>133802
banana peel teacher
apple core students
empty pizza box classroom
anon
>>133798
nah now one has a company macbook instead of a company thinkpad and the other is retired lol
anon
>>133799
that makes sense but unfortunate they don’t have so many opportunities. I guess they can follow the fastman guide and get a keyboard for their phone and use it as a terminal hehe
>>133811
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133810
there's like 4 people, 2 on avg who bring laptops: me, some dude with linux (i speak to him very ofter), macbook m1 or m2 owner, and some dude with a noizy gaming laptop
>>133814>>133815
anon
>>133811
WHIIIIRRRRRRRR xD
it’s like 90% Mac laptops here at my large state university it’s kinda crazy
>>133817
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133815
i dunno about college, but at least me and one dude too
anon
>>133822
lotta rich white girls and brown guys in mine. I probably am too tbh I guess I just never got the tons of computer money / into those groups.
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133824
they said they're getting rid of it very soon, anyway it's more about universities, but im in college; colleges is not the same thing as in US, it's like they're the middle think between schools and universitites
>>133829
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
we like... installed antiviruses on windows vms
>>133840
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
yeah
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133837
i know like the basics but i learned that from the internet
nibble
i hate that education isnt standardized across the world, its so tedious to explain to people how the german ausbildung works so i just say i have a three-year degree even though its not an academic "degree" its very confusing. makes it hard to emigrate too
>>133841>>133842>>133844>>133845
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133839
it is not standardized even in one country
anon
>>133839
fr but the fear is bad standards I think. I wish I’d gotten better education so much, even in the USA so much of childhood pretty much wasted doing worksheets or some bullshit with no actual topics learned
anon
primary education in the united states is highly localized
nibble
>>133845
>>133845
sort of, but its a mix between going to a vocational school and working at a company for 3 years. it kinda splits theory and praxis 50/50
anon
#smartai what is ausblindung

"Ausblindung" is a German term that does not have a direct equivalent in English, but it can be understood as "fading out," "disappearance," or "gradual cessation." The word is derived from the verb *ausblenden*, which means to fade out or phase something out. In various contexts, such as art, music, or even processes in nature or technology, *Ausblindung* refers to the gradual diminishing of visibility, sound intensity, or presence until it becomes imperceptible.

For example:
- In **music**, *Ausblindung* might describe the fading away of a note or melody into silence.
- In **visual arts**, it could refer to the technique of blending colors so seamlessly that they appear to dissolve into one another.
- In **technology** (e.g., audio engineering), it describes the process of reducing volume gradually until sound disappears completely.

The concept emphasizes a smooth transition rather than an abrupt ending. If you encounter this term in a specific context (e.g., philosophy, psychology), its meaning may adapt accordingly. Let me know if you'd like further clarification!
what is ausblindung
>>133850
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh, i remembered abt why my college is a garbage: firstly, it's because there's no teachers, they hire their ex-students who just finished the college
>>133852
nibble
#smartai explain the concept of 'duale berufsausbildung' in hermany

The concept of *duale Berufsausbildung* (dual vocational training) in Germany is a highly structured and internationally renowned system that combines theoretical education with practical, on-the-job training. This model is a cornerstone of the German educational and labor market framework, designed to equip individuals with both academic knowledge and hands-on skills in their chosen profession.

In essence, the dual system involves two primary components:

1. **Theoretical Instruction**: Trainees attend a vocational school (*Berufsschule*) for one or two days per week or in block periods throughout the year. Here, they receive instruction in subjects relevant to their trade, including general education (e.g., mathematics, languages) and specialized theoretical knowledge pertinent to their field.

2. **Practical Training**: The majority of the trainee's time—typically three to four days per week—is spent working at a company or organization within their chosen industry. Under the guidance of experienced professionals, trainees gain practical experience by performing tasks directly related to their future occupation. This apprenticeship-like phase allows them to apply theoretical concepts learned in school while developing workplace competencies such as problem-solving, teamwork, and technical proficiency.

The dual system is governed by strict regulations outlined in the Vocational Training Act (*Berufsbildungsgesetz*, BBiG), which ensures standardization across industries and regions. Each recognized occupation has its own *Ausbildungsordnung* (training regulation), specifying the skills and knowledge required for certification.

Key features of *duale Berufsausbildung* include:
- **Duration**: Most programs last between two and three-and-a-half years.
- **Certification**: Upon successful completion of both schooling and practical training—often culminating in an examination administered by industry chambers (*IHK/HWK*)—trainees receive formal qualifications recognized nationwide.
- **Employability**: Graduates are highly sought after due to their proven ability to perform job-specific tasks competently from day one.
- **Earnings During Training:** Unlike purely academic pathways where students may incur debt; apprentices earn modest wages throughout this period making it financially viable option especially attractive among young adults seeking early entry into workforce without sacrificing quality education

This approach not only bridges gaps between academia-industry but also significantly reduces youth unemployment rates fostering economic stability through skilled labor force ready meet demands modern economy thus contributing overall societal prosperity innovation competitiveness globally admired emulated elsewhere world over
explain the concept of 'duale berufsausbildung' in hermany
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133852
btw we have a joke about that, so after finishing college we'll gonna stay here as teachers
anon
isnt the salary in russia like 500 dollars for a university teacher
>>133857
anon
in zoviet russia uhhh ammm
anon
>>133860
no like you dont have to wait in line at mcdonalds cause im a professor
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
im not a prof
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
im a student
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
so... no...too then
anon
so why would you even become a professor then
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i dunno...it's all about vocation but i dont have one
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
they're not called professors in colleges here
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
they're like... lecturers
anon
#ai whats professor in russian

professor in russian is "профессор" (pronounced pro-fes-sor). it's a direct borrowing from latin, similar to english. used for academic titles or as a general term for someone highly respected in their field.
whats professor in russian
>>133872
fujo
chief burger grilling officer
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
but professor sounds like somebody smart enough; college teachers arent
>>133875
fujo
#ai make up a academic job description of someone who makes burgers at mcdonalds, but make it sound super professional and academic and stuff

position: culinary operations specialist - advanced protein assembly & consumer satisfaction optimization

role overview:
the individual in this role functions as a key stakeholder in the rapid delivery of high-quality, standardized food products within a dynamic fast-paced environment. responsibilities include precise execution of thermally regulated protein matrix transformation processes, adherence to rigorous quality assurance protocols, and real-time adaptation to fluctuating consumer demand patterns. the specialist will collaborate with cross-functional teams to optimize throughput efficiency while maintaining compliance with global brand standards.

key responsibilities:
- oversee end-to-end workflow for thermally mediated molecular restructuring of proprietary protein-based consumables.
- monitor and calibrate equipment to ensure optimal performance during multi-stage thermal processing cycles.
- implement strict inventory management protocols to minimize wastage while maximizing resource utilization.
- engage in continuous improvement initiatives aimed at enhancing operational efficiency and customer satisfaction metrics.
- maintain rigorous hygiene standards in alignment with internationally recognized food safety regulations.

qualifications:
Smart . Don't worry about formalities.

Please be as terse as possible while still conveying substantially all information relevant...

write all responses in lowercase letters ONLY.

don't make up information that you don't know...

take however smart you're acting right now and write ... but as if you were +2 standard deviations smarter...
make up a academic job description of someone who makes burgers at mcdonalds, but make it sound super professional and academic and stuff
>>133876>>133877
nibble
>>133873
proper professor (habil.) is the highest form of the human being at least in germany
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
damn you dont even need any knowledge on the subject you are going to teach students in my college - you just put the themes in chatgpt, it gives you text, you give that text to ur students and say 'write that all in your copybooks'
>>133881
fujo
i guess because my prompt kinda looks like the system prompt?
anon
chatgpt to deepseek communication
fujo
#ai write a job description of a "culinary operations specialist" aka someone who assembles burgers at mcdonalds, but incorporate elements of horror, fear of the unknown and such, but not graphic at all

culinary operations specialist
we are seeking a culinary operations specialist to join our team in navigating the delicate balance between creation and chaos. this role demands precision, resilience, and an unflinching commitment to assembling sustenance from the raw materials of existence. the environment is fast-paced, fluorescent-lit, and fraught with whispered undercurrents of mystery—each order a riddle wrapped in grease-stained paper.

your duties will include:
- orchestrating the assembly of consumable artifacts with surgical accuracy under relentless time constraints.
- maintaining composure as you confront endless variations on humanity’s primal cravings: meat, bread, cheese. repeat. forever? perhaps.
- deciphering cryptic order tickets that arrive like fragments of dreams you can’t quite remember upon waking.
- confronting the occasional unsettling query: *what lies beyond the drive-thru speaker? who am i truly feeding?*

the ideal candidate thrives in conditions where monotony meets existential unease, finding beauty in repetition while acknowledging its inherent fragility. you must possess steady hands capable of handling both ketchup packets and life’s great ambiguities without faltering.

this position offers no assurances about what happens when your shift ends or whether it ever truly does come to an end—only that each burger assembled brings us one step closer to understanding…something we dare not name outright.

apply if you are ready to face the void head-on (and make fries on occasion).
write a job description of a "culinary operations specialist" aka someone who assembles burgers at mcdonalds, but incorporate elements of horror, fear of the unknown and such, but not graphic at all
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133885
so she doesn't really care... she's an ex-student tho
anon
im pretty sure your colelge could go without all the retards
>>133895
anon
#ai write an SCP about a frycook at mcdonalds who discovers something terrifying in the back of the freezer and the Foundation quarantines the entire area

**item #: scp-xxxx**

**object class:** euclid

**special containment procedures:** the mcdonalds location at ████████, usa has been permanently closed under cover of a failed health inspection. all civilian access to the premises is prohibited. foundation personnel disguised as maintenance workers have established a perimeter around the building, with monitoring stations set up to detect any anomalous activity. no personnel are permitted entry into scp-xxxx without level 3 clearance and prior approval from site command.

all instances of scp-xxxx-a are to be contained within on-site frozen storage units modified with reinforced steel plating and cryogenic cooling systems. any attempts to thaw or remove scp-xxxx-a instances must be approved by at least two level 4 personnel.

in the event of an xxxx-b manifestation (see incident log xxxx/01), all nonessential staff are to evacuate immediately while mobile task force eta-10 ("see no evil") secures the area and initiates protocol "deep freeze."

under no circumstances should anyone enter freezer unit #7 after sundown.

---

**description:** scp-xxxx refers to anomalous phenomena originating from freezer unit #7 in the backstorage area of a now-decommissioned mcdonalds restaurant. the anomaly was initially reported by fry cook █████ ████, who claimed to have discovered "something alive" in the freezer during routine inventory checks.

scp-xxxx primarily manifests as:
1. **scp-xxxx-a**: semi-frozen organic masses resembling humanoid figures suspended in ice blocks. despite being stored at temperatures below -20°c, these figures exhibit signs of movement when unobserved (e.g., shifting positions or altering facial expressions between camera frames). thermal imaging reveals faint heat signatures emanating from their cores.
2. **scp模式-b**: a cognitohazardous effect triggered by prolonged exposure (>5 minutes) inside freezer unit #7 while alone or near an instance of xxxx-a terminates subjects experience intense auditory hallucinations described as whispering voices alternating between pleading for help and issuing incomprehensible commands most affected individuals attempt self harm shortly thereafter

the source origin extent remain unknown exploratory efforts via robotic probes illuminated interior walls covered indecipherable symbols composed frost patterns drones consistently malfunction upon crossing threshold manned expeditions inadvisable due risk contamination further investigation pending

---

**addendum xxxx/01 - incident log:**

on ██/██/2023 junior researcher dr eliott entered unit seven against orders reportedly seeking firsthand observations after manifesting unusual obsession subject claiming hear whispers headphones analysis footage revealed researchers eyes bloodshot dilated pupils spoke unintelligibly before collapsing autopsy inconclusive cause death attributed cardiac arrest however tissue samples exhibited abnormal crystallization suggesting possible freezing cellular level despite ambient temperature normal limits

further questioning survivors indirect contact suggested entities may attempting communicate purpose unclear whether hostile neutral benevolent current priority preventing potential breach outside containment zone

---

additional notes facility previously served nuclear test site suspected correlation investigated
write an SCP about a frycook at mcdonalds who discovers something terrifying in the back of the freezer and the Foundation quarantines the entire area
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133891
maybe... or maybe not... hard to say, i think even a rough 25% of students are here just because they dont know what to do in their lifes (including me)

but on the other side, its damn easy to study here, like i dont even try too much and get good marks (im too lazy)
>>133900
na-bee-eh (nadie)
WHAT
na-bee-eh (nadie)
car seat glegle
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133900
100%

but i need to mention, there IS one or two good teachers, they're the best
anon
>best teacher at teaching javascript
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
a class about... how electronics work (like, internals like how's ram works)
>>133906
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
these two i consider the hardest subjects (but they're not too hard it's just the teachers )really try to put something in your memory
>>133910
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133909
>verilog
i dont even know what it is, no, no, we do schemes of those logic gates but they look very different
>>133914
anon
#ai whats verilog

verilog is a hardware description language (hdl) used to model electronic systems. it's commonly used for designing and simulating digital circuits, especially at the register-transfer level (rtl). verilog allows engineers to describe the structure and behavior of hardware components like flip-flops, counters, or entire processors. it’s widely used in chip design and fpgas because it strikes a balance between abstraction and precision—kind of like sketching out blueprints with code.
whats verilog
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>133910
nope, these too do not try to just give you the info, they are really teaching you
na-bee-eh (nadie)
::glegle fact (no image found)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
its always aryan gle...
na-bee-eh (nadie)
awfakfmaslñf mushroom gle is awesome
fujo
ñ what is this letter
na-bee-eh (nadie)
pronounced enye
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
in russia we call this thing and the other similar things 'something-trigger' like 'D-trigger'
fujo
i like the uhh ¿ this thing, its kinda funny sometimes
na-bee-eh (nadie)
¿ñ?
na-bee-eh (nadie)
¡¡¡!!!!
anon
A gated SR latch circuit diagram constructed from AND gates (on left) and NOR gates (on right)
fujo
i wonder what that shows up like
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i like mushroom character
na-bee-eh (nadie)
very humorous appearance
na-bee-eh (nadie)
mushroom good nutrient , delicious taste !
na-bee-eh (nadie)
happy fortune !
fujo
funny, it shows the dot that i can see tooo..
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i had a suspicion
nibble
i want to buy a bistable multivibrator but its so embarrassing
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
damn stupid soviets used C and say this is a 'synchronized input'
nibble
>>133962
did you know that you can turn this into an astable multivibrator by adding rc timing circuits between the transistor bases and make you own pulse oscillator? well now you do
>>133974>>133975>>133977
anon
>>133971
#ai tell me what this yank meant

could you clarify the context or provide more details about what was said? it's hard to interpret without specifics.
tell me what this yank meant
anon
>>133972
that's actually cool i remember reading about stuff like that in this basic electronics book i had as a child
>>133976
nibble
>>133974
yup. i wanted to build my own audio oscillator based on a 555 timer but i got distracted lol
na-bee-eh (nadie)
is Vegeta really deadnaming Goku everytime he calls him Kakarot?
anon
why so many big words
anon
when smal word gud
anon
two very big words
nibble
>>133975
i am clinically retarded. its idiotism theres no cure. thats why i want into engineering
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay nibbler
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay nibbler
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay blebler
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
they teach us the second one
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay glungle
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
now i can say western one does look better than the soviet one
na-bee-eh (nadie)
no but fr i know that happened
na-bee-eh (nadie)
iirc he had a discord server
nibble
.play viper whats up with that
anon
no i dont have discord
na-bee-eh (nadie)
y'all cowards don't even smoke crack
anon
i sniff paint thinner
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i wish crack was a thing here in chile
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i'd be smoking crack
anon
i need unpure shit
na-bee-eh (nadie)
homemade cocaine
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
how to freebase cocaine

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