「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
Which was why I was charging my king at you
but then it turned out
my king becomes stronger when he crosses the river (???)
so I took fish
!boymodewng
??
And that caused me to win
somehow
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
>>544414
#yoink
!boymodewng
>>544413
idek
!boymodewng
it's so late
Yeah I agree
I am gonna sleep soon
but I like that the fish does literally nothing
and you went out of your way to take it lol
!boymodewng
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE KING I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO TAKE IT
chak sucks
tomorrow we play the yurt game
oe
hello saeki!
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
you'vve been disappeared
We were playing chess!
!boymodewng
>>544430
u were fucking
!boymodewng
cheating
I would never cheat in chak
I used the fish gambit
of making you think it was important
!boymodewng
i don't think you cheated i was just bad
when I literally checked the wiki and it said "this piece doesn't do anything"
imagine adding a piece to a game that doesn't do anything
We pllay xiangqi tomorrow
!boymodewng
we can play it tonight
Ok
!boymodewng
Ok
V
!boymodewng
V
:V
SWEEP
Bloober RUNS
!boymodewng
>>544448
idk how the pieces moved
neither did I lol
This is like
someone who has never played chess
so they just run around and take pawns with their queen
!boymodewng
You have needs - satisfy them. You have as much right as the rich and the mighty. Don't hesitate to satisfy your needs; indeed, expand your needs and demand more.
!boymodewng
vore quote
I dislike it
!boymodewng
>>544457
why
I dislike vore
!boymodewng
>>544460
why
idk
!boymodewng
>>544462
why
!boymodewng
>>544462
why
!boymodewng
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>>544472
why
!boymodewng
>>544472
whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy
lol idk
#usay idk
!boymodewng
>>544476
whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy
!boymodewng
>>544477
#ksay whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy
>>544473
::hornyposting
!boymodewng
that's cannoically accurate as to how i sound right now in my room
>>544480
I am NOT hornyposting
My name is being slandered
hehe
I am suing the booru for defamation
!boymodewng
>>544485
i'll be your lawyer
You're the one who added it
!boymodewng
well i'm a really good lawyer
ok
I will hire you
!boymodewng
ok i demand $100,000 retainer
I can give you like....
I can pay you in sexual favors?
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
my lawyer is slandering me
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
it's not slander if its factual
I am chaste
and demure
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
::honrypositny
!boymodewng
::Noo
!boymodewng
::no
!boymodewng
#tag (link to booru image) bloober
!boymodewng
>>544517
#hug
!boymodewng
>>544517
::hornyposting
my name is actuallly anon (You) :twinkflag:
!boymodewng
>>544522
::hug
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
#tag (link to booru image) hornyposting
!boymodewng
>>544528
bloober when I make her my concubine
!boymodewng
This is an imminent and viable threat against bloober or the poster known as bloober. When I find you, and I will find you, I will make you my woman. This is a statement which can be held against me in court and the understanding of this statement is quite clear in its carnal intent. My intentions are entirely made with sound state of mind.
im crashing out so fucking hard
!boymodewng
hai nona
bwa
>>544532
::hug
whassup
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
i'm so borrrrrrrrrrrrrred
roomate bascially said shes super uncomfy and feels unsafe with me getting the gun and that i cant
>>544542
aww :c
!boymodewng
>>544542
that sucks nona
!boymodewng
maybe she'll change her mind if you fire a few shots in the air
-v-
can peopke stop fuckkin joking around with this jesus fuckin g christ
noone takes anything fucking seriouslky
I'm trying to ; -;
sorry you're feeling all this n dealing w that too rn
neh neh neh neh
;_;
hia rasko bwa
sigh
i sleep
aw gn :<
wish you were here
to snuggle with me
need someone to cuddle with while naked
I'm gonna be honest.... I just wanna (redacted for hornyposting) while we drift off to sleep
eep well twinkanon
I will!
!boymodewng
>>544646
goob night twink i’m also going to bed
::wave
gn
>>544552
#hug do you have pepper spray at least?
or did u want it more for coolness value
idk if she has pepper spray but is in shooting club n stuff
I think pepper spray is pretty effective tho I’ve never seen it irl and ofc gun is a power gap above it
is uh for
not gonna divulge stuffs but i think has been thought abt
ohhh ok thank u for knowing Nona better n being a good friend
90 dollar chinese shotgun
love menhra chan stickers
I thought they were from turkey now the shotguns or smth
gotta check my comms bwa i shouldve before, yday, but i went to poof for 15 minutes and fell asleep
good u need eep!!
or mbe not but I’m a pro sleeb worm
was supposed to do work stuffs n answer people
yeah me too. I’m gonna try to get to bed
>>544695
You slept at the pool?
Could you sleep in my bed!
pool????
n do it b4 due tomorrow
>>544694
turkey makes alot of guns, but I got a 90 dollar chines shotgun recently
eep well when u do
n whatre u doing up twink
>>544693
hugg
>>544704
used? or new?
>>544708
New baby, that's right
whoah :o
This thing is going to explode when I shoot it
well u cancel use low pressure cartridges tbh
hehe
wait its not chinese?
It is
it has the city where the factory was stamped into it
ah
i only saw turkey mentioned so was confused
I was blasting away w confusing messages as I do x)
>>544718
Turkey makes alot of mid-range to low-range guns
ye
cuteee
zhong zhou china
came here to post this
n look for spiders but she’s busy or eeping probably I’ll catch her later, or her me xD
-w-
>>544724
#tag (unknown booru upload error) pride demon emo
crying, pissing , shitting,
I just pulled the barrel off this piece of shit lmao
>>544732
awwwwww
>>544711
hornyposting!!!!!
>>544731
lel
and nonaaaa
;3;
Nona :3
>>544735
It takes at least 30 minutes for that
>>544731
was there a bolt or did it unscrew or wut?
it literally
just
pulled off
huh
hehe
like I pulled it off
maybe with the pressures or smth that’s an acceptable tolerance
was it like glued in lol
>>544734
they're all watching a scary movie but tomoko is too scared and looking away
I will ALWAYS simp for the budget Chinese shotgun that is my entire personality from this day forward
I need to shoot this fuckin thing
I want to see if it explodes
just use low pressure it’ll be fine
>>544751
as long as it shoots once it's fit 4 purpose :)
suicide joke? :(
noo.... idk what the joke is but not that...
awwww ur good nonny <3 sorry
if it shoots once, I can shoot someone that owns a better shotgun and steal theirs
>>544759
#that #tha t#that
average shots fired in shotgun self defense is one
If I am gonna be shooting someone in self defense, I am unloading the whole thing
I am going to repeatedly fire even when they are on the ground
fair tho u gotta b somewhat careful
and I think shotgun to center of mass is p likely to kill
if I kill someone legally I’ll just use a pipe turned into an improvised matchlock so I won’t lose anything expensive to the police impound
!boymodewng
>>544760
ur so cool i like talking to u a lot
I am mentally stable and I don't look forward to the day when someone breaks into my apartment so that I can shoot them repeatedly
!boymodewng
>>544769
u too
!boymodewng
>>544771
it is sincere lol
>>544769
I’m going to break into your apartment so you shoot into me repeatedly
>>544773
I will absolutely shoot into you with my (redacted for hornyposting)
!boymodewng
>>544771
i miss when you would hang around more
>>544774
I’m going to come ready to shoot you too
>>544775
i do be on a little less.... playin satisfactory n watching stuff, it waxes + wanes
!boymodewng
>>544777
not factorio ????
!boymodewng
sinner
rip factorio... one day i will complete it...
have any of you raked locks before? I’ve watched too much lock picking lawyer n online fren wants to get past one in their apartment to go stargazing
>>544781
yeah
!boymodewng
>>544780
one day…
!boymodewng
idk i’m just … bored an this place has been getting kinda stale which sucks
but idk how they could get a cheap pick
did you order a rake n stuff?
>>544784
yearning for true social joy rather than the computersocial
>>544789
truth
goes thru changes like this all the time
people filter in and out and regulars become once-in-a-whiles and the vibe of the place shifts..... it is inevitable........... change is the only constant etc...
I got a lockpicking kit yeah
!boymodewng
>>544787
idk about that it’s just changed a lot
feel bad telling them to buy smth :/ but what did you need to rake? a rake and tensioning tool?
>>544790
Yeah pretty much
I wonder if they could be 3d printed or I should look up how to make them cheap
I'd be worried about a flimsy one breaking off in the lock and fucking it up
!boymodewng
>>544787
truth
>>544793
yeahhhhh n brittle plastic
>>544792
surely thin metal sheet and a pliers would b good emough
plastic rakes would fall apart w/use i feel like
!boymodewng
>>544787
idk how or if i should put it to words there’s just a lot. idk. it might just be time for a new site for me tbh
>>544795
What kind of lock is it?
>>544797
you're always welcome here booger #hug do what you feel like doin, no need to feel obligated to certain places. we all move to where we wanna be
You can get a cheap lockpicking set for like 15 bucks
>>544800
you can get a gud amount of tools, lockpicks, bypass tools, etc for cheap on some sites
the good ones are kinda pricey but you can find cheap ones
!boymodewng
>>544799
i think i might just play music on my board an thats it for a bit
>>544788
also nicu
>>544803
the power of boogers palace... it sounds nice
>>544803
I will harass you on your board (platonic)
platonic harrassmemt
!boymodewng
>>544805
thanks for listening grombo
>>544808
anytime goober
!boymodewng
>>544809
::hug
!boymodewng
>>544806
no
>>544810
she's just like me fr
!boymodewng
it’s so late an warm
!boymodewng
bolt cutters simple as
You could prob shim or bolt cut
bazed but that’s mean
bomb it open works everytime
thermite
Thermite it
$90 Chinese shotgun firing powdered lead at close range
>>544821
#this
!boymodewng
thermite would be cool to use
90$ chinese shotgun with a breaching round
thermite on my bike lock (lost the key again)
!boymodewng
how much does thermite even cost
>>544827
It's free
Because it is super fucking easy to make
#c thermite cost per kg (cannot compute)
everything unstable is too damned expensive
#ai buy thermite near me cash only prices???????
nice try fed. buy thermite near me cash only prices???????
!boymodewng
>>544831
true i’m very pricy
It's literally just rust and aluminum powder
>>544833
#smooch worth it though
>>544833
I can fix her
she is FINE the way she AM
!boymodewng
i miss 4chan
>>544837
she IS fine…
>>544838
I can pretend to be 4chan if u want
She's fine as fuck
wearing a 4chan costume and yelling the nword (arousinh)
!boymodewng
>>544840
no it’s fine i’ll just go back to the board
!boymodewng
idk i need a less sanitized internet experience
>>544842
I know I was finally going to have a job I could excel and thrive in :<
>>544842
i came
>>544844
beware the worms, boober......... njoy it as u can....
!boymodewng
>>544847
the worms can’t be worse than this…
go get em booger
>>544844
I fear much of it is sanitized now
!boymodewng
>>544850
this is true too much ai
!boymodewng
but idk honestly after some recent experiences here and other stuff idk im just frustrated
:/
i take months-long breaks from this place all da time, do what u wanna do boojer :)
I quit a place that was making me frustrated but I also got closer w ppl in DMs lately which has been good for me
!boymodewng
>>544854
i did this and when i came back opna was banned for a stupid reason and there was a ton of new people who i don’t think i vibed with
!boymodewng
maybe i just miss the past and nostalgia but i miss when it was just messin around and fun
I’m upset about opna too I’m really hoping I can get back in contact
>>544854
::hug
am on the discy if u use that
!boymodewng
>>544858
i used to have her discord but i don’t anymore :(
lori gave it to me but she’s not accepting new ppl but lori said she’s try to get a word in for me with her. I really hope I’m not staring inappropriately.
!boymodewng
i think ur fine
!boymodewng
idk i’m just whiney today i guess
>>544858
was it opna that did the err stuffs :c
but thastough
>>544865
There were some... uh... ornery people on today lol
!boymodewng
>>544868
not really i think it’s less of that and more me tbhon
>>544865
u gotta take care of yourself. my suggestion is DMs w ppl ur close to already or trying to build that
>>544865
::hug
!boymodewng
>>544870
i will just return to whence i came and go back to /tttt/ LMAO
I’ll miss our typeracing goddess
!boymodewng
>>544873
i’ll come by i haven’t decided yet im also really tired so like half of what i say isn’t even true
okay but you have to stop by to play chess variants from time to time
in case I get too cocky :)
I’m going to claim to be you and use cheating software to make my typing really fast
!boymodewng
>>544874
::hug
chu leaving for while?
lol
yeah
>>544878
::cry
i explained to rose how trip code mining works yday
>>544874
u gotta think out loud sometimes
!boymodewng
>>544885
yeah that’s all this is i’m not sure of anything yet
there was someone else you used to vibe hard with too I think and I can’t rember them
>>544886
#hug
!boymodewng
>>544887
i miss globber so much they were so nice i wish i got their discord
xD I’m globber silly
!boymodewng
>>544890
hehehehe i figured
lel
hehe
if i dont have u peeps on discord, i should be the top user in the libpol user list
clever booger
!boymodewng
i am a booger
$ in my name
!boymodewng
>>544887
idk there’s so many people lost
!boymodewng
do u remember lucy caro-car moder
>>544887
wasn’t like nonners or someone named nonny or something
!boymodewng
no nonners is newish like they’re right before bw switched to li lol
!boymodewng
ibook
I thought they were just anon I thought there was someone with a name like anon or smth u used to vibe with
!boymodewng
frick
u did a lot with shrimp too you two were a power couple
!boymodewng
>>544905
shrimp and i are cool :D have on discord
you should game together again sometime maybe
i think i added one of u
!boymodewng
u should add me globber
>>544911
I’ll add you and I like you and think you’re cool but also I think eventually we’ll split :/ enjoy things while they can last ig :)
!boymodewng
>>544913
:p i never go on that account but i will try to keep in touch
!boymodewng
>>544913
realistically i guess once i start working again i prolly won’t be like on as much lole
I’m hyped for you fr
!boymodewng
6 Weeks!
: D
!boymodewng
i gotta move cross country doe