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anon
Which was why I was charging my king at you
anon
but then it turned out
anon
my king becomes stronger when he crosses the river (???)
anon
so I took fish
0.5900% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
??
anon
And that caused me to win
0.5901% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>544415
0.5903% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>544413
idek
0.5904% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
it's so late
anon
Yeah I agree
anon
I am gonna sleep soon
anon
but I like that the fish does literally nothing
anon
and you went out of your way to take it lol
0.5905% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE KING I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO TAKE IT
anon
chak sucks
anon
tomorrow we play the yurt game
sæкi
oe
0.5906% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>544427
0.5907% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
you'vve been disappeared
0.5908% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>544430
u were fucking
0.5909% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
cheating
anon
I would never cheat in chak
anon
I used the fish gambit
anon
of making you think it was important
0.5910% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
i don't think you cheated i was just bad
anon
when I literally checked the wiki and it said "this piece doesn't do anything"
anon
imagine adding a piece to a game that doesn't do anything
anon
We pllay xiangqi tomorrow
0.5911% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
we can play it tonight
anon
Ok
0.5912% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
Ok
anon
V
0.5913% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
V
anon
:V
anon
SWEEP
0.5914% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>544448
idk how the pieces moved
anon
neither did I lol
anon
This is like
anon
someone who has never played chess
anon
so they just run around and take pawns with their queen
0.5915% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
You have needs - satisfy them. You have as much right as the rich and the mighty. Don't hesitate to satisfy your needs; indeed, expand your needs and demand more.
0.5916% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
vore quote
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>>544457
why
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>>544460
why
0.5919% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>544462
why
0.5920% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
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0.5921% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
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>>544472
why
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>>544472
whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy
0.5925% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>544476
whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy
0.5926% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>544477
#ksay whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy
0.5927% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
that's cannoically accurate as to how i sound right now in my room
anon
My name is being slandered
sæкi
hehe
anon
I am suing the booru for defamation
>>544487
0.5928% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>544485
i'll be your lawyer
anon
You're the one who added it
0.5929% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
well i'm a really good lawyer
anon
ok
anon
I will hire you
0.5930% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
ok i demand $100,000 retainer
anon
I can give you like....
anon
I can pay you in sexual favors?
0.5931% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
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0.5936% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
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anon
my lawyer is slandering me
0.5938% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
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0.5939% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
it's not slander if its factual
anon
I am chaste
anon
and demure
0.5940% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
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0.5941% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
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0.5945% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
::Noo
0.5946% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
::no
0.5948% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
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::bloober
anon
my name is actuallly anon (You) :twinkflag:
0.5951% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
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anon
>>544528
bloober when I make her my concubine
anon
This is an imminent and viable threat against bloober or the poster known as bloober. When I find you, and I will find you, I will make you my woman. This is a statement which can be held against me in court and the understanding of this statement is quite clear in its carnal intent. My intentions are entirely made with sound state of mind.
nona
im crashing out so fucking hard
>>544537
sæкi
hai nona
sæкi
bwa
sæкi
whassup
sæкi
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napped n gonna check things in a few . .
::sad
0.5956% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
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0.5957% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
i'm so borrrrrrrrrrrrrred
nona
roomate bascially said shes super uncomfy and feels unsafe with me getting the gun and that i cant
>>544544>>544545
0.5958% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>544542
that sucks nona
0.5959% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
maybe she'll change her mind if you fire a few shots in the air
sæкi
-v-
nona
can peopke stop fuckkin joking around with this jesus fuckin g christ
nona
noone takes anything fucking seriouslky
>>544679
sæкi
I'm trying to ; -;
sæкi
sorry you're feeling all this n dealing w that too rn
nona
neh neh neh neh
sæкi
;_;
sæкi
hia rasko bwa
sæкi
sigh
anon
i sleep
sæкi
aw gn :<
anon
wish you were here
anon
to snuggle with me
anon
need someone to cuddle with while naked
anon
I'm gonna be honest.... I just wanna (redacted for hornyposting) while we drift off to sleep
>>544662
sæкі
eep well twinkanon
anon
I will!
booger (phone)!boymodewng
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>>544646
goob night twink i’m also going to bed
::wave
sæкі
gn
anon
>>544552
#hug do you have pepper spray at least?
anon
or did u want it more for coolness value
sæкі
idk if she has pepper spray but is in shooting club n stuff
anon
I think pepper spray is pretty effective tho I’ve never seen it irl and ofc gun is a power gap above it
sæкі
is uh for
sæкі
not gonna divulge stuffs but i think has been thought abt
anon
ohhh ok thank u for knowing Nona better n being a good friend
anon
90 dollar chinese shotgun
anon
love menhra chan stickers
anon
I thought they were from turkey now the shotguns or smth
>>544704
sæкі
gotta check my comms bwa i shouldve before, yday, but i went to poof for 15 minutes and fell asleep
>>544700
anon
good u need eep!!
anon
or mbe not but I’m a pro sleeb worm
sæкі
was supposed to do work stuffs n answer people
anon
yeah me too. I’m gonna try to get to bed
anon
Could you sleep in my bed!
sæкі
pool????
anon
n do it b4 due tomorrow
anon
>>544694
turkey makes alot of guns, but I got a 90 dollar chines shotgun recently
>>544708
sæкі
eep well when u do
sæкі
n whatre u doing up twink
anon
whoah :o
anon
This thing is going to explode when I shoot it
>>544735
anon
well u cancel use low pressure cartridges tbh
sæкі
hehe
sæкі
wait its not chinese?
anon
It is
anon
it has the city where the factory was stamped into it
sæкі
ah
sæкі
i only saw turkey mentioned so was confused
>>544720
anon
I was blasting away w confusing messages as I do x)
anon
>>544718
Turkey makes alot of mid-range to low-range guns
sæкі
ye
anon
cuteee
anon
zhong zhou china
anon
came here to post this
anon
n look for spiders but she’s busy or eeping probably I’ll catch her later, or her me xD
sæкі
-w-
no.528
>>544724
#tag (unknown booru upload error) pride demon emo
no.528
crying, pissing , shitting,
sæкі
and nonaaaa
sæкі
;3;
anon
Nona :3
anon
>>544735
It takes at least 30 minutes for that
anon
>>544731
was there a bolt or did it unscrew or wut?
anon
it literally
anon
just
anon
pulled off
anon
huh
sæкі
hehe
anon
like I pulled it off
anon
maybe with the pressures or smth that’s an acceptable tolerance
sæкі
was it like glued in lol
no.528
>>544734
they're all watching a scary movie but tomoko is too scared and looking away
anon
I will ALWAYS simp for the budget Chinese shotgun that is my entire personality from this day forward
>>544755
anon
I need to shoot this fuckin thing
anon
I want to see if it explodes
anon
just use low pressure it’ll be fine
no.528
>>544751
as long as it shoots once it's fit 4 purpose :)
anon
suicide joke? :(
no.528
noo.... idk what the joke is but not that...
anon
awwww ur good nonny <3 sorry
anon
if it shoots once, I can shoot someone that owns a better shotgun and steal theirs
>>544760
anon
average shots fired in shotgun self defense is one
anon
If I am gonna be shooting someone in self defense, I am unloading the whole thing
anon
I am going to repeatedly fire even when they are on the ground
anon
fair tho u gotta b somewhat careful
anon
and I think shotgun to center of mass is p likely to kill
anon
if I kill someone legally I’ll just use a pipe turned into an improvised matchlock so I won’t lose anything expensive to the police impound
anon
I am mentally stable and I don't look forward to the day when someone breaks into my apartment so that I can shoot them repeatedly
>>544773>>544770
anon
>>544769
I’m going to break into your apartment so you shoot into me repeatedly
>>544774
anon
>>544773
I will absolutely shoot into you with my (redacted for hornyposting)
>>544776
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544771
i miss when you would hang around more
>>544777
anon
>>544774
I’m going to come ready to shoot you too
no.528
>>544775
i do be on a little less.... playin satisfactory n watching stuff, it waxes + wanes
>>544778
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544777
not factorio ????
booger (phone)!boymodewng
sinner
no.528
rip factorio... one day i will complete it...
>>544783
anon
have any of you raked locks before? I’ve watched too much lock picking lawyer n online fren wants to get past one in their apartment to go stargazing
>>544782
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544780
one day…
booger (phone)!boymodewng
idk i’m just … bored an this place has been getting kinda stale which sucks
>>544787
anon
but idk how they could get a cheap pick
anon
did you order a rake n stuff?
no.528
>>544784
yearning for true social joy rather than the computersocial
>>544789
truth
goes thru changes like this all the time
people filter in and out and regulars become once-in-a-whiles and the vibe of the place shifts..... it is inevitable........... change is the only constant etc...
>>544789>>544794>>544797
anon
I got a lockpicking kit yeah
>>544804
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544787
idk about that it’s just changed a lot
>>544787
anon
feel bad telling them to buy smth :/ but what did you need to rake? a rake and tensioning tool?
>>544791
anon
I wonder if they could be 3d printed or I should look up how to make them cheap
>>544796
anon
I'd be worried about a flimsy one breaking off in the lock and fucking it up
>>544795
no.528
>>544792
surely thin metal sheet and a pliers would b good emough
plastic rakes would fall apart w/use i feel like
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544787
idk how or if i should put it to words there’s just a lot. idk. it might just be time for a new site for me tbh
>>544799
no.528
>>544797
you're always welcome here booger #hug do what you feel like doin, no need to feel obligated to certain places. we all move to where we wanna be
>>544803
anon
You can get a cheap lockpicking set for like 15 bucks
>>544801
sæкі
>>544800
you can get a gud amount of tools, lockpicks, bypass tools, etc for cheap on some sites
sæкі
the good ones are kinda pricey but you can find cheap ones
no.528
platonic harrassmemt
booger (phone)!boymodewng
it’s so late an warm
booger (phone)!boymodewng
bolt cutters simple as
anon
You could prob shim or bolt cut
anon
bazed but that’s mean
no.528
bomb it open works everytime
anon
thermite
anon
$90 Chinese shotgun firing powdered lead at close range
booger (phone)!boymodewng
thermite would be cool to use
anon
90$ chinese shotgun with a breaching round
no.528
thermite on my bike lock (lost the key again)
booger (phone)!boymodewng
how much does thermite even cost
>>544828
anon
Because it is super fucking easy to make
no.528
#c thermite cost per kg (cannot compute)
anon
everything unstable is too damned expensive
>>544833
no.528
#ai buy thermite near me cash only prices???????

nice try fed. buy thermite near me cash only prices???????
anon
It's literally just rust and aluminum powder
no.528
she is FINE the way she AM
>>544839
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i miss 4chan
>>544840
anon
She's fine as fuck
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544840
no it’s fine i’ll just go back to the board
booger (phone)!boymodewng
idk i need a less sanitized internet experience
>>544847>>544850
anon
>>544842
I know I was finally going to have a job I could excel and thrive in :<
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544847
the worms can’t be worse than this…
anon
go get em booger
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544850
this is true too much ai
booger (phone)!boymodewng
but idk honestly after some recent experiences here and other stuff idk im just frustrated
anon
:/
no.528
i take months-long breaks from this place all da time, do what u wanna do boojer :)
>>544856>>544859
anon
I quit a place that was making me frustrated but I also got closer w ppl in DMs lately which has been good for me
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544854
i did this and when i came back opna was banned for a stupid reason and there was a ton of new people who i don’t think i vibed with
booger (phone)!boymodewng
maybe i just miss the past and nostalgia but i miss when it was just messin around and fun
anon
I’m upset about opna too I’m really hoping I can get back in contact
>>544861>>544866
sæкі
am on the discy if u use that
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544858
i used to have her discord but i don’t anymore :(
anon
lori gave it to me but she’s not accepting new ppl but lori said she’s try to get a word in for me with her. I really hope I’m not staring inappropriately.
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i think ur fine
sæкі
>>544858
was it opna that did the err stuffs :c
sæкі
but thastough
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544868
not really i think it’s less of that and more me tbhon
anon
>>544865
u gotta take care of yourself. my suggestion is DMs w ppl ur close to already or trying to build that
>>544872
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544870
i will just return to whence i came and go back to /tttt/ LMAO
anon
I’ll miss our typeracing goddess
>>544874
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544873
i’ll come by i haven’t decided yet im also really tired so like half of what i say isn’t even true
>>544879>>544885
anon
okay but you have to stop by to play chess variants from time to time
anon
in case I get too cocky :)
anon
I’m going to claim to be you and use cheating software to make my typing really fast
booger (phone)!boymodewng
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good luck getting my trip idiot it took me like 3 days to gen it
::based
>>544883
sæкі
chu leaving for while?
sæкі
lol
sæкі
yeah
sæкі
i explained to rose how trip code mining works yday
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544885
yeah that’s all this is i’m not sure of anything yet
>>544888
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544887
i miss globber so much they were so nice i wish i got their discord
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544890
hehehehe i figured
sæкі
lel
sæкі
hehe
anon
sæкі
if i dont have u peeps on discord, i should be the top user in the libpol user list
anon
clever booger
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i am a booger
sæкі
$ in my name
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544887
idk there’s so many people lost
booger (phone)!boymodewng
do u remember lucy caro-car moder
anon
>>544887
wasn’t like nonners or someone named nonny or something
booger (phone)!boymodewng
no nonners is newish like they’re right before bw switched to li lol
booger (phone)!boymodewng
ibook
anon
I thought they were just anon I thought there was someone with a name like anon or smth u used to vibe with
>>544908
booger (phone)!boymodewng
frick
anon
u did a lot with shrimp too you two were a power couple
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544905
shrimp and i are cool :D have on discord
anon
you should game together again sometime maybe
sæкі
i think i added one of u
booger (phone)!boymodewng
u should add me globber
>>544913
anon
>>544911
I’ll add you and I like you and think you’re cool but also I think eventually we’ll split :/ enjoy things while they can last ig :)
>>544916>>544914
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544913
:p i never go on that account but i will try to keep in touch
sæкі
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again if peeps wan add me i just messaged in libpol server
::bwa
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544913
realistically i guess once i start working again i prolly won’t be like on as much lole
anon
I’m hyped for you fr
booger (phone)!boymodewng
6 Weeks!
anon
: D
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i gotta move cross country doe
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