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recima
are you fien wifb me calling you aperol
anon
sure
anon
idc what ppl call me
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i fucking hate aperol its way too bitter
anon
i am very bitter yeah
recima
no ur april
anon
im bitter!!! jaded!!! angry!!!
recima
what does jaded mean
>>9968
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>>9967
#reply

Jaded means feeling tired, bored, or lacking enthusiasm because of having too much of something. It can also refer to being cynical or disillusioned due to negative experiences.
recima
april what if we both debrainwormed at the same time
anon
then we'd both be banned for 5 minutes
recima
do u want to do it together
anon
no im watching the video
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oh
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oke
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is it a good video april
anon
u can find out for yourself
recima
no im on mobile
anon
oh
anon
then yes it is
recima
ehat game is vimeodauc plumkng
anon
its vinny reading chat messages
recima
is it a good chat
anon
such as "you should hammer your cock shut so you dont have to pee" or smth like that
recima
how do u hammer a cock shut
anon
with a hammer
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oh
recima
you have a lot of knowledge aboujt tjis i guess
anon
im old i have a lot of wisdom
recima
so coool >~<
recima
gilf
anon
not that old
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milf
anon
not that old
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umm
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uhhh
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wilf
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what
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owman
anon
another quad hahahahahaha sept 1 2024 check it out #oracle ()
recima
skksksj HAHA GET SUCK IT I GOT THE 10K APPLE #oracle ()
anon
thats ok
recima
wilf
anon
whats a wilf
recima
woman i'd like to call mommy
anon
im not a women
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woman is plural
anon
im not plural
recima
ha gay
anon
im poly but instead of dating more than one person i date less than one
recima
oh
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i'm not poly but i like it when someone i'm dating is dating someone else and then they bring us into a groupchat and that other person flirts with me and i feel special
anon
sounds poly
recima
just because i dated two women who where also dating eachother doesn't mean im poly
anon
you were in a poly relationship tho
recima
b-but it was gay...
>>10019
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video
recima
did you know that some critters make spermnados
>>10021
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>>10020
#reply

No, I did not know that! That's a very interesting fact. Can you tell me more about which critters do this and why?
>>10023
recima
>>10021
like ummm
uhhhh
the sperms move together as one so they can go faster
recima
idk im not a spermologisf
anon
clown pubes
recima
eww
recima
i hope that someone can pick me up and then throw me on a bed and then lock me in the room
anon
why
recima
so i can be on my computer and do gaming in bed
anon
oh
anon
i think chair gaming is superior
recima
but you don't have access to a body pillow who you can hold hands with in a chair
anon
my body pillow is right beside me
recima
also chairs mess up your back
anon
chairs shouldnt do that if they do its abad chair
recima
chairs clinically mess up your back
>>10037
anon
>>10036
#reply

This statement is not entirely true. Sitting in a chair for extended periods of time can cause discomfort and strain on the back, but chairs themselves do not clinically mess up the back. It is important to practice good posture and take breaks from sitting to prevent any potential back issues.
recima
laying in bed is safer
recima
i want to get out of one day and then trip and have a seizure and then have someone rushing to check on me to make sure i'm okay and then bring me back to bed
recima
i've only had a seizure i think once so i want to try it again sometime (but i have no idea how to cause one)
recima
it felt so cool
i like
hit my head on something i think and then my arms/legs jerked about and i hit my head on the other side (either front or back i dont remember which was first) and then it was over
>>10047
recima
i don
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i don't want brain damage though so i will not try to hit my head against things in attempt to reach an altered mental state
recima
im tired
recima
soaksms
recima
gmorn
anon
huh does libpol have a smaller upload size
>>10064
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libsmol
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gm gm
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libsmell
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gm
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libgel
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libjelq
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skibjelq
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we've gone too far.
anon
I guess the real Oppenheimer was inside me all along
recima
im recima
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im recima
recima
hello recima
anon
hi recima
anon
>>10049
should be the same now
anon
yay
recima
april i got an exercise hoop
anon
nice
anon
r u gonna hoola hoop it up
>>10074
recima
>>10072
woahhhh
so coool >~<
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does anyone want some companionship
recima
tired.....
recima
i want to scratch a boy
anon
recima
anon
what should i make my new username in League of Legends
recima
what will you main
anon
i dont main champs
recima
hmmmm
anon
my current name is pee demon i need something on that level
recima
the deep one
recima
"i'm deep. balls deep"
anon
hmm im not feeling that one
recima
alright hmmmm
recima
uwu uwaa uau
recima
its like veni vidi vici but based
recima
wait
uwu uwaa uwau
that's better
anon
hmm idk
recima
hmmmmmmmmmm
anon
its hard to beat pee demon...
recima
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
wafflehouse
anon
mightve been my best username ever
anon
thats just a restaurant
recima
the slurper
recima
alternativly boyslurper or girlslurper
anon
boyslurper is good... thats on the list now
recima
dope
anon
if i cant come up with anything better ill use that
recima
quirky waffle girl
anon
im not a big fan of waffles tbh
recima
waffle hater
recima
waffle stomper
recima
that's a good one
anon
thats not bad yeah
anon
boyslurper is better tho imo
recima
yeah
anon
hmm
recima
grinder gal
anon
hmmmmmmmmmmm
anon
#ai generate 10 provacative usernames:

1. SinfulSiren
2. WickedWhisperer
3. TemptingTemptress
4. ScandalousStud
5. VixenVoyage
6. NaughtyNinja
7. KinkyKitten69
8. RebelRouser13
9.RisqueRebelQueen
10.DangerousDesires
generate 10 provacative usernames:
recima
naughty ninja
anon
boids!
anon
>>10118
thats a good one ill use that
recima
it's the name of a band lmao
anon
i know
anon
danny sexbang
recima
i wish i would get ninja sexed
recima
sneaky ninjas>~<
anon
ninja break in roleplay
>>10127
anon
one day i will get to put my lockpicking skills to use doing a bne scene
recima
what if i got captured and tied up by ninjas >~<
anon
then u would be at their mercy probably they might try to extort your family for money or smth
recima
woahhhhhhh
recima
ninja mercy >~<
recima
what if they turned me into a ninja >~<
anon
thatd b pretty cool
anon
what sort of ninja things would you do
>>10138
anon
#ai what is a five letter tag that would work well after the username boyslurper

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what is a five letter tag that would work well after the username boyslurper
recima
>>10135
climb in rafters
anon
why aren't you ninja pilled
anon
im just not ok.....
anon
rejected
anon
for what
anon
by me
anon
in what context
anon
in the ur rejected context
anon
rejected from what
anon
friendship? partnership? business dealings?
anon
rejected
anon
it's over for you
anon
#itsover (17)
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mhm
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oh hi recima
anon
yea
anon
youre lucky you revealed yourself i was about to kill you
anon
what
anon
why
anon
how
anon
owwwwwwwwwwww
anon
that hurt :(
anon
it was just a blank if i didnt know it was you it wouldve been real...
anon
why'd you shoot me :<
anon
cause you rejected me
anon
a-are you going to take me by threats and brute force???
anon
no
anon
i just lashed out a little
anon
i'm running out of blood...... out of energy....
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never forget..... nine eleven........
anon
i remember nine eleven i was actually alive when it happened
anon
sr
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sry im dead cant talk
anon
no it was a blank
anon
there was no bullet
anon
ok i went with seed slurper
recima
i woke up
anon
why
recima
idk
anon
oh ok
recima
recima!
recima
exercise hoop
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tricky
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exhausted
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wha
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dying
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oke
one more
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exeicsse
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#piclur
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recipe!
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recipe!
anon
res i pee
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what
anon
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oh
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anon!
anon
recima
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how are you?
anon
im ok
anon
i been watching a uh hitless run of the soul series
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oh
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what if you were watching meeeeeeeee :3
anon
what if i were
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idk i didn't think that far ahead
anon
no like. what if i am
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idk
anon
look up
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i just see my ceiling
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and a vent
in my ceiling
anon
yeah im not actually watching you
>>10213
anon
but i was pretending like. i was in ur ceiling
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awww
recipe
that's sweet
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how much effort is needed to bite someone's finger off
anon
probably like a lot
anon
idk if itd even work i think it might break your teeth
anon
cause teeth are bone and theyre the same hardness but teeth arent as thick as a finger bone
anon
maybe if u got it right at the nuckle you could but itd be a lot of force
anon
huh
anon
yea i guess if u like bit and tried to rip it off it could take it out the socket but i was thinking of biting right through bone that probably wouldnt work
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anon do you mind putting your finger into my mouth
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for ummm
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science
anon
no youre gonna bite it off
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oh
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fuck
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i'm now having intrusive thoughts of trying to rip my finger off
anon
you need those for typing dont do it
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yea
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so i cant do it and also there would be a lot of blood and it would get on my computer and also the incident would be considered an instance of self harm
anon
yeah
anon
youd prolly get put in a straight jacket and then like have one of those mouth guard things put in
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oh pls no i would get clausttorphobd
anon
best not to bite ur finger off then
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can someone just like
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ummm
chain me inside of a room with a long chain so that i could move around freely but if i tried to run out the door when someone opened it i wouldn't be able to escape and i would just generally be an institutionalized lil bitch
anon
a rubber room?
anon
a rubber room with rats?
anon
im sure u could find someone to do that
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hey how to get rid of oversized blisters (benign) (non harmful) (wrinkly) (not fluid filled) (inert)
>>10247
anon
so like a blister thats already drained?
recipe
like uhhhh
anon
>>10244
#reply

1. Clean the affected area: Before attempting any treatment, it is important to clean the blister and surrounding skin with mild soap and water.

2. Apply a cold compress: Placing a cold compress, such as ice wrapped in a cloth, on the blister can help reduce swelling and discomfort.

3. Use an over-the-counter cream or ointment: There are many creams and ointments available at drugstores that can help dry out blisters. Look for products that contain ingredients like salicylic acid or lactic acid.

4. Protect the blister: If your blister is located in an area where it may get rubbed or irritated by clothing or shoes, try covering it with a bandage or moleskin to protect it from further damage.

5. Avoid popping the blister: While it may be tempting to pop your oversized blister, this can increase your risk of infection and slow down healing time.

6. Keep the area dry: Moisture can cause blisters to become more inflamed and take longer to heal. Make sure to keep the affected area clean and dry throughout treatment.

7. Seek medical advice if necessary: If you have a large cluster of blisters, they are causing severe pain or seem infected (redness, warmth), consult with your doctor for proper treatment options.

Remember that some oversized blisters may require professional medical attention for safe removal so always consult with your doctor before trying any new treatments at home.
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like when you bite a hole in your arm and then the skin gets wrinkly as it heals
anon
idk ive never done that
recipe
if i bite it out again will it stop being wrinkly
anon
probably stop biting yourself and leave it to heal
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fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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well its alreayd healed and i dont like the shape it's healed in its too wrinkly
anon
its clearly not healed
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it has been healed for like a month or longer
maybe like
6 months
anon
oh
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how to unwrinle
anon
honestly i have no clue talk to a doctor
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i dont know when my next appt is
anon
but doing anything to it would be bad
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should i ask the firend i ask for medical advice online for medical adcive )(onlie )
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oke sorr y i did it without waiting for your reply sorr
anon
i mean ya ask whoever u want but i seriously wouldnt try to get rid of it if youve had it for 6 months theres a chance trying to remove it will make it worse and even more permanent
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do you want to see my boobs
anon
no
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okay
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it is oaky
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shhhhhhh
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shhhh
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shhhh
anon
you really shouldnt just ask that randomly to people its basically sexual harassment
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shiyulds i atakc self
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for public defense
anon
what
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like ummm
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if i have fewieir finger s to type i cna type less harmfull
anon
you could just not type those things
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can yiy thorw rock at me
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o r stilk
anon
no i dont have any ill will towards u if anything im concerned by your behaviour and i hope you feel better
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idk i awnt to bit e me but then people would get sad
anon
yeah i mean self harm isnt a good thing
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what things can i bite that feels like biting me
anon
maybe those practice tattoo things would feel like biting skin
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what practice tattoo things
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do u mean my skin
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it has some lil marks u can pretend are tattoos
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also how the fuck did i get that one as a (at least semi) permanent mark i literally just scratched it repeatedly i didn't do any peeling or biting or tissue removal how teh fuck is it sitll visiabel
anon
skin is a sensitive organ
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>>10290
can you play mahjong with them
anon
itd be cumbersome
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jesus fucking crhist i need asom owasmd os dwo smow dso mdoadwm osm WODMO DSoD mO mFom Oo "J Om Sod jOS 'Jo n;wlo kwdnaoao sjojf h tgr FDYT e1i62 6wyshSYDw8t3
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oeknu i hav poan
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plasn
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plasn
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plan
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nvm idk what to do fuk
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eh i'll just tyr to go to sleep
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this sucks
recima
i did it am no longer depressed (and have not done anything regrettable)
>>10304
recima
<3
recima
sorry about making you worry earlier
anon
oh god I saw that puppygirl finger removal post taken from Twitter I think it made me feel sick and worried. she had really cute hands too : (
be nice to fingies
anon
the what.
recima
shat
recima
what
anon
thats what im sayin
recima
dont steal my fingers
recima
i am dreadfully curious
recima
fuck
anon
yeah i tried googling it but i cant find what anon is talking about
recima
fukkk
recima
is this tru tho
anon
no that makes no sense lol
recima
oh
recima
am i not serotonin pilled
anon
its just a bunch of buzzwords stringed together with loose connections
recima
are u alril
anon
yeah
recima
april
recima
oke i will aks someone else who knows psychology not saying u dont but i also just want to get their input
anon
im no expert but i can tell its extremely oversimplying the roles neurotransmitters play
>>10331
recima
b-but.... im serotonined....
recima
serotey....
recima
i asked someone they said it may or may not be true >>10328
anon
it reeks of pop psychology
recima
b-but.... it makes so much sense....
anon
the only part that makes sense to me is dopamanergic stuff leading to dominant behaviour but the seratonin stuff doesnt make sense
recima
im a serotonin slut not a dopamine douchebag im like a clinical studd
anon
when i did stims it cranked my dominant-ness up to 11
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>>10336
rhat's better yea
recima
serotonin sub dopamine dom
anon
but like taking ssri's didnt make me less dom
recima
what's an ssri
anon
select serotonin reuptake inhibitor
anon
it makes u have more serotonin
recima
well yea it just makes you more sub
anon
it didnt
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oh
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............
recima
you may be an outlier
anon
eh
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like umm
when you don't fit in
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an outlier
anon
i just dont buy the theory
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oke
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i sneezed
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me2
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help
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pls
anon
yo only need 1 black box
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ummmmmmmm

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