and like

i particiapate in discussions and am neat to be around

and i'm around a lot

im like a site feature or smth

but not on bw...

:(

you are neat to be around tho :)

are u trying to kidnap me

sitenapping...

wlwpt

slelhph

slepy

ate blubers am now awake

whats a blubers

blubery

blue berry

mhmb

no

oh ok

woah i looked omfg that's so cool

ikr

it sound so good too

would u kiss a bagel

id eat one

oh

idk why ud kiss food

oke

slurp goes the boymoder

re ci ma

#ksay ree cy mah ree cy mah

boojer!

how are you?

HI!

i'm good, and you?

i am well

how is your wife?

i don't have a wife

lol

how is your gf?

i don't have a girlfriend

how is your husband?

i don't have a significant other #owned (16)

how is your sister?

omg there is only 16 #owneds so far?

damn this place IS new

i don't have a sister either, do you have any siblings?

how is your brother?

>>9808
no

only child POGGIES

but fr how are you how are things

lonely and gay

awh that sucks to hear

why are you always bleeding lol

>>9816
im on top of fashion trends

and the hottest fashion trend is being covered in blood

TRUE

and based

omg vampirecore

mhmm

that's why i don't go outside

holy shit you might actually be a vampire thats insane

yea

she is cute yea

i like that picture too

hi april

it's not april i think

it's april

i think

april?

april

its september now

are you not april

oh nevermind it's april

it's april

its paril

i'm in bed

im in chair

put a shirt on

im wearing a shirt

good april

i always wear shirts

omg me too

or hoodies

or sometimes long sleeved shirts

if you don't wear a shirt and cover your legs then u are a floozie

oh tank tops too

i am a floozie

woah

so futuristic >~<

im actually from the past

what if you ummmm
ummmmmm

uhhhhhhhh

nvm

oh

sorry i'm shy

me2

i wish i could cuddle with someone (fully clothed)

.play [YouTube]

who is vinny

vinny from vinesauce

i thought it was michael from vinesauce

no thats michael from vsauce its different

oh

april you know so much about youtubers that's so cool

all i watch is youtube

i dont watch shows or movies

doesn't call you a slur

this game looks cool

my arms are exposed

they are cold

wear ahoodie

my hoodie is on my body pillow

ur pillow wont get cold

yes she will

do u not have another hoodie

no

or at least not with me

fake boymoder

my boyhoodie is on my body pillow liberal

she gets cold without her hoodie

but also it's my hoodie

and she's a fucking theif

tire iron her then

i don't have a tire iron im not a top

i think she needs to go in the washing machine too

excuses

>>9891
no
washing machines are lethal and if you go in one you die

pillows can survive

do you hate her

kinda

are you redacted

the east coast one oh

im april

april

why

are you jealous?

no i just think its kinda gross

it's not gross to have blood stains on things

>>9904
#reply

Hi there,

I agree, it's not gross to have blood stains on things. Blood is a natural bodily fluid and sometimes accidents happen that lead to stains. It's important to properly clean and remove the stain as soon as possible for hygiene reasons, but there's no need to feel embarrassed or ashamed about it.

i bet that you're also jelly that i lick her eyes more than i lick yours

>>9906
#tireiron

oke i needed to tire iron myself for that one it was too deep

>>9906
#tireiron

To devise is the work of the master, to execute the act of the servant.

>>9910
#reply

This quote means that creating a plan or idea is the responsibility of a leader or master, while carrying out the plan falls to their followers or servants. It highlights the different roles and levels of responsibility within a group or organization. The master must come up with an effective strategy, but it takes effort from everyone involved to see it through successfully.

>>9910
that remidns me i need to make a feature suggestion

#usay opworm opworm

we have text to speech can we get speech to text

it like

would actually fit really well with a liveboard i think

i bet thatd b expensive to run

idk if ghere are speech to text programs

or just low quality

i mean

there's siri

and apple has a fhing where you can text someone via voice so i think that you wouldn't neeeeeed to contract it to someone else?

also i think yeah most phones can just do it on their own

can we get image to text too

>>9923
no

>>9925
this is me

no its me actually

no it's me

>>9925
#give

is that also you

no thats you

h

idk i don't think i've licked an armpit before

.......

outside of my own but that doesn't count

i think it does count

oh

idk i just did it and it doesn't have any special flavor

just skin flavor

which admittedly is a good flavor
but i can't justify reaching my head to an inconvenient place like that when i could just suck my arm or smth

its more abt the smell i thtink

oh

smellers

i'm in bed april

im still in chair

apeil im in bed ampei apri al wl al pl pompei

pompei what if our fingernails touched

idk

oke

pomp

pimp what do i do

whatever u want

qwertyuiop?

sure

how

are you reading hetnai aprol

no thats just a meme im not a pervert

aperol

are you fien wifb me calling you aperol

sure

idc what ppl call me

i am very bitter yeah

no ur april

im bitter!!! jaded!!! angry!!!

what does jaded mean

>>9967
#reply

Jaded means feeling tired, bored, or lacking enthusiasm because of having too much of something. It can also refer to being cynical or disillusioned due to negative experiences.

april what if we both debrainwormed at the same time

then we'd both be banned for 5 minutes

do u want to do it together

no im watching the video

oh

oke

is it a good video april

u can find out for yourself

no im on mobile

oh

then yes it is

ehat game is vimeodauc plumkng

its vinny reading chat messages

is it a good chat

such as "you should hammer your cock shut so you dont have to pee" or smth like that

how do u hammer a cock shut

with a hammer

oh

you have a lot of knowledge aboujt tjis i guess

im old i have a lot of wisdom

so coool >~<

gilf

not that old

milf

not that old

umm

uhhh

wilf

what

owman

another quad hahahahahaha sept 1 2024 check it out #oracle ()

skksksj HAHA GET SUCK IT I GOT THE 10K APPLE #oracle ()

thats ok

wilf

whats a wilf

woman i'd like to call mommy

im not a women

woman is plural

im not plural

ha gay

im poly but instead of dating more than one person i date less than one

oh

i'm not poly but i like it when someone i'm dating is dating someone else and then they bring us into a groupchat and that other person flirts with me and i feel special

sounds poly

just because i dated two women who where also dating eachother doesn't mean im poly

you were in a poly relationship tho

sperm

b-but it was gay...

>>10015
whaf

video

>>10016
poly can be gay its not a straight thing

did you know that some critters make spermnados

>>10020
#reply

No, I did not know that! That's a very interesting fact. Can you tell me more about which critters do this and why?

>>10019
oh

>>10021
like ummm
uhhhh
the sperms move together as one so they can go faster

idk im not a spermologisf

clown pubes

eww

i hope that someone can pick me up and then throw me on a bed and then lock me in the room

why

so i can be on my computer and do gaming in bed

oh

i think chair gaming is superior

but you don't have access to a body pillow who you can hold hands with in a chair

my body pillow is right beside me

also chairs mess up your back

chairs shouldnt do that if they do its abad chair

chairs clinically mess up your back

>>10036
#reply

This statement is not entirely true. Sitting in a chair for extended periods of time can cause discomfort and strain on the back, but chairs themselves do not clinically mess up the back. It is important to practice good posture and take breaks from sitting to prevent any potential back issues.

laying in bed is safer

i want to get out of one day and then trip and have a seizure and then have someone rushing to check on me to make sure i'm okay and then bring me back to bed

i've only had a seizure i think once so i want to try it again sometime (but i have no idea how to cause one)

>>10041

it felt so cool
i like
hit my head on something i think and then my arms/legs jerked about and i hit my head on the other side (either front or back i dont remember which was first) and then it was over

i don

i don't want brain damage though so i will not try to hit my head against things in attempt to reach an altered mental state

im tired

soaksms

>>10042
uh

gmorn

huh does libpol have a smaller upload size

libsmol

gm gm

libsmell

gm

libgel

libjelq

skibjelq

we've gone too far.

I guess the real Oppenheimer was inside me all along

im recima

im recima

hello recima

hi recima

>>10049
should be the same now

yay

>>10066
woahhhh

april i got an exercise hoop

nice

r u gonna hoola hoop it up

>>10072
1 gec

>>10071
yea

>>10072
woahhhh
so coool >~<

does anyone want some companionship

tired.....

i want to scratch a boy

recima

what should i make my new username in League of Legends

what will you main

i dont main champs

hmmmm

my current name is pee demon i need something on that level

the deep one

"i'm deep. balls deep"

hmm im not feeling that one

alright hmmmm

uwu uwaa uau

its like veni vidi vici but based

wait
uwu uwaa uwau
that's better

hmm idk

hmmmmmmmmmm

its hard to beat pee demon...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
wafflehouse

mightve been my best username ever

thats just a restaurant

the slurper

alternativly boyslurper or girlslurper

boyslurper is good... thats on the list now

dope

if i cant come up with anything better ill use that

quirky waffle girl

im not a big fan of waffles tbh

waffle hater

waffle stomper

that's a good one

thats not bad yeah

boyslurper is better tho imo

yeah

hmm

grinder gal

hmmmmmmmmmmm

#ai generate 10 provacative usernames:

1. SinfulSiren
2. WickedWhisperer
3. TemptingTemptress
4. ScandalousStud
5. VixenVoyage
6. NaughtyNinja
7. KinkyKitten69
8. RebelRouser13
9.RisqueRebelQueen
10.DangerousDesires generate 10 provacative usernames:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boids

naughty ninja

ninja sex party

boids!

>>10118
thats a good one ill use that

it's the name of a band lmao

i know

danny sexbang

i wish i would get ninja sexed

sneaky ninjas>~<

ninja break in roleplay

>>10126
NEEEEEEEEED

one day i will get to put my lockpicking skills to use doing a bne scene

what if i got captured and tied up by ninjas >~<

then u would be at their mercy probably they might try to extort your family for money or smth

woahhhhhhh

ninja mercy >~<

what if they turned me into a ninja >~<

thatd b pretty cool

what sort of ninja things would you do

#ai what is a five letter tag that would work well after the username boyslurper

Squad what is a five letter tag that would work well after the username boyslurper

>>10135
climb in rafters

why aren't you ninja pilled

im just not ok.....

rejected

for what

by me

in what context

in the ur rejected context

rejected from what

friendship? partnership? business dealings?

rejected

it's over for you

#itsover (17)

mhm

oh hi recima

yea

youre lucky you revealed yourself i was about to kill you

what

why

how

owwwwwwwwwwww