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anon
that hurt :(
anon
it was just a blank if i didnt know it was you it wouldve been real...
anon
why'd you shoot me :<
anon
cause you rejected me
anon
a-are you going to take me by threats and brute force???
anon
no
anon
i just lashed out a little
anon
i'm running out of blood...... out of energy....
anon
never forget..... nine eleven........
anon
i remember nine eleven i was actually alive when it happened
anon
sr
anon
sry im dead cant talk
anon
no it was a blank
anon
there was no bullet
anon
ok i went with seed slurper
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i woke up
anon
why
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idk
anon
oh ok
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recima!
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exercise hoop
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tricky
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exhausted
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wha
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dying
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oke
one more
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exeicsse
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#piclur
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recipe!
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anon
res i pee
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what
anon
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oh
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anon!
anon
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how are you?
anon
im ok
anon
i been watching a uh hitless run of the soul series
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oh
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what if you were watching meeeeeeeee :3
anon
what if i were
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idk i didn't think that far ahead
anon
no like. what if i am
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idk
anon
look up
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i just see my ceiling
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and a vent
in my ceiling
anon
yeah im not actually watching you
>>10213
anon
but i was pretending like. i was in ur ceiling
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awww
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that's sweet
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how much effort is needed to bite someone's finger off
anon
probably like a lot
anon
idk if itd even work i think it might break your teeth
anon
cause teeth are bone and theyre the same hardness but teeth arent as thick as a finger bone
anon
maybe if u got it right at the nuckle you could but itd be a lot of force
anon
huh
anon
yea i guess if u like bit and tried to rip it off it could take it out the socket but i was thinking of biting right through bone that probably wouldnt work
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anon do you mind putting your finger into my mouth
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for ummm
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science
anon
no youre gonna bite it off
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oh
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fuck
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i'm now having intrusive thoughts of trying to rip my finger off
anon
you need those for typing dont do it
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yea
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so i cant do it and also there would be a lot of blood and it would get on my computer and also the incident would be considered an instance of self harm
anon
yeah
anon
youd prolly get put in a straight jacket and then like have one of those mouth guard things put in
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oh pls no i would get clausttorphobd
anon
best not to bite ur finger off then
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can someone just like
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ummm
chain me inside of a room with a long chain so that i could move around freely but if i tried to run out the door when someone opened it i wouldn't be able to escape and i would just generally be an institutionalized lil bitch
anon
a rubber room?
anon
a rubber room with rats?
anon
im sure u could find someone to do that
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hey how to get rid of oversized blisters (benign) (non harmful) (wrinkly) (not fluid filled) (inert)
>>10247
anon
so like a blister thats already drained?
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like uhhhh
anon
>>10244
#reply

1. Clean the affected area: Before attempting any treatment, it is important to clean the blister and surrounding skin with mild soap and water.

2. Apply a cold compress: Placing a cold compress, such as ice wrapped in a cloth, on the blister can help reduce swelling and discomfort.

3. Use an over-the-counter cream or ointment: There are many creams and ointments available at drugstores that can help dry out blisters. Look for products that contain ingredients like salicylic acid or lactic acid.

4. Protect the blister: If your blister is located in an area where it may get rubbed or irritated by clothing or shoes, try covering it with a bandage or moleskin to protect it from further damage.

5. Avoid popping the blister: While it may be tempting to pop your oversized blister, this can increase your risk of infection and slow down healing time.

6. Keep the area dry: Moisture can cause blisters to become more inflamed and take longer to heal. Make sure to keep the affected area clean and dry throughout treatment.

7. Seek medical advice if necessary: If you have a large cluster of blisters, they are causing severe pain or seem infected (redness, warmth), consult with your doctor for proper treatment options.

Remember that some oversized blisters may require professional medical attention for safe removal so always consult with your doctor before trying any new treatments at home.
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like when you bite a hole in your arm and then the skin gets wrinkly as it heals
anon
idk ive never done that
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if i bite it out again will it stop being wrinkly
anon
probably stop biting yourself and leave it to heal
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fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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well its alreayd healed and i dont like the shape it's healed in its too wrinkly
anon
its clearly not healed
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it has been healed for like a month or longer
maybe like
6 months
anon
oh
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how to unwrinle
anon
honestly i have no clue talk to a doctor
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i dont know when my next appt is
anon
but doing anything to it would be bad
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should i ask the firend i ask for medical advice online for medical adcive )(onlie )
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oke sorr y i did it without waiting for your reply sorr
anon
i mean ya ask whoever u want but i seriously wouldnt try to get rid of it if youve had it for 6 months theres a chance trying to remove it will make it worse and even more permanent
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do you want to see my boobs
anon
no
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okay
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it is oaky
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shhhhhhh
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shhhh
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shhhh
anon
you really shouldnt just ask that randomly to people its basically sexual harassment
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shiyulds i atakc self
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for public defense
anon
what
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like ummm
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if i have fewieir finger s to type i cna type less harmfull
anon
you could just not type those things
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can yiy thorw rock at me
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o r stilk
anon
no i dont have any ill will towards u if anything im concerned by your behaviour and i hope you feel better
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idk i awnt to bit e me but then people would get sad
anon
yeah i mean self harm isnt a good thing
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what things can i bite that feels like biting me
anon
maybe those practice tattoo things would feel like biting skin
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what practice tattoo things
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do u mean my skin
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it has some lil marks u can pretend are tattoos
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also how the fuck did i get that one as a (at least semi) permanent mark i literally just scratched it repeatedly i didn't do any peeling or biting or tissue removal how teh fuck is it sitll visiabel
anon
skin is a sensitive organ
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>>10290
can you play mahjong with them
anon
itd be cumbersome
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jesus fucking crhist i need asom owasmd os dwo smow dso mdoadwm osm WODMO DSoD mO mFom Oo "J Om Sod jOS 'Jo n;wlo kwdnaoao sjojf h tgr FDYT e1i62 6wyshSYDw8t3
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oeknu i hav poan
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plasn
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plasn
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plan
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nvm idk what to do fuk
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eh i'll just tyr to go to sleep
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this sucks
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i did it am no longer depressed (and have not done anything regrettable)
>>10304
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<3
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sorry about making you worry earlier
anon
oh god I saw that puppygirl finger removal post taken from Twitter I think it made me feel sick and worried. she had really cute hands too : (
be nice to fingies
anon
the what.
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shat
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what
anon
thats what im sayin
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dont steal my fingers
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i am dreadfully curious
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fuck
anon
yeah i tried googling it but i cant find what anon is talking about
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fukkk
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is this tru tho
anon
no that makes no sense lol
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oh
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am i not serotonin pilled
anon
its just a bunch of buzzwords stringed together with loose connections
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are u alril
anon
yeah
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april
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oke i will aks someone else who knows psychology not saying u dont but i also just want to get their input
anon
im no expert but i can tell its extremely oversimplying the roles neurotransmitters play
>>10331
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b-but.... im serotonined....
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serotey....
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i asked someone they said it may or may not be true >>10328
anon
it reeks of pop psychology
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b-but.... it makes so much sense....
anon
the only part that makes sense to me is dopamanergic stuff leading to dominant behaviour but the seratonin stuff doesnt make sense
recima
im a serotonin slut not a dopamine douchebag im like a clinical studd
anon
when i did stims it cranked my dominant-ness up to 11
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>>10336
rhat's better yea
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serotonin sub dopamine dom
anon
but like taking ssri's didnt make me less dom
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what's an ssri
anon
select serotonin reuptake inhibitor
anon
it makes u have more serotonin
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well yea it just makes you more sub
anon
it didnt
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oh
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............
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you may be an outlier
anon
eh
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like umm
when you don't fit in
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an outlier
anon
i just dont buy the theory
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oke
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i sneezed
anon
me2
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help
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pls
anon
yo only need 1 black box
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ummmmmmmm
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woa
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ur so smart omg
anon
otherwise its bait
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>>10367
are you shooting loads of hot stuff at me
anon
no
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oh
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why aren't ur bullets hot
bakedbeans (on mobile)!!yJFwnIEMsg
ice bullets
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woahhh
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slippery >~<
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slippery loads >~<
anon
im just not shooting you
bakedbeans (on mobile)!!yJFwnIEMsg
reminds me of a thing from lancer, a gun that doesn't fire bullets, it fires bullet holes
>>10378
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would i look cute with a bullet hole or does it not jam with my style
bakedbeans (on mobile)!!yJFwnIEMsg
bullet holes are to my knowledge considered uncute
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oh
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is that why my nvm i shouldn't say that
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im in bed bean hi
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oke gotta go baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <3333
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goodbye
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oke am back
anon
no ur not
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oh
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anon did you know that in baldur's gate three there's a gay vampire
anon
yeah
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recipe!
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are you going to shoot me
anon
no
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never kiss a woman
anon
why
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they will steal your socks
anon
in my experience thats not true
anon
they steal your hoodies
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oh
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isn't that just a body sock
anon
and they keep them after they break up with you.
>>10405
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>>104012
TRUE
anon
what post where u trying to tag there
anon
oh
anon
ya
anon
im still kinda salty abt it
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do you want me to ship you a hoodie
anon
not rly
anon
oh to be fair tho that hoodie is the hoodie i kept after my previous gf broke up with me so its kindalike poetic in a way
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oh snap lmaoooo
anon
and i think that hoodie was her exes hoodie
>>10417
anon
crazy
bakedbeans (on mobile)!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>10414
the forever-changing-hands hoodie
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bean do you have a hoodie
bakedbeans (on mobile)!!yJFwnIEMsg
i have a brown one
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not anymore
bakedbeans (on mobile)!!yJFwnIEMsg
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AUUUGH my hoodie has been PURLOINED!
>>10424
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mhmmm
bakedbeans (on mobile)!!yJFwnIEMsg
oh well i guess i'll have to go back to my oversized camouflage smock
bakedbeans (on mobile)!!yJFwnIEMsg
the funny cat pokemon
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how many apples does it take to make a square
anon
one
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im being a druidddd
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oke messed up gotta redo all of character crwation
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mymmm
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i just got called out :sob:
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fucking rolled a nat one on a skillcheck with a minimum requirement of 2
>>10434
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its over
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>>10432
i remember that exact skill check if it's the one i think it is
>>10436
bakedbeans (on mobile)!!yJFwnIEMsg
had that happen to me once
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>>10436
that very same one
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woah
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i tried to get laezel to do the check afterwards too but she also failed
bakedbeans (on mobile)!!yJFwnIEMsg
ouch, double 1s is 1 in 400 chance
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back to gaming
i just got off the nautyloid ship >~< kinky >~< and am going to try to spend my first day dealing with uhhhh the ummm uhhhh the lil temple thingy where withers is; get asty lazel and shady to follow me, and like, start doing druid stuff the day after
bakedbeans (on mobile)!!yJFwnIEMsg
druids are good, spore-circle druids can drop items and use their spore attack thing to effectively use items with only a reaction cost
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woa im playing a spore gal
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i'll switch classes later; probs after i tell kahga that killing people is bad so i get a lil staff
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spore is fun, they eventually can fire big spore explosion
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and summon zombinoes that can themselves make whatever they kill into more zombinoes
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im playong a wood half elf
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previoisly ive played as a tiefling
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but i want the movement speed buff >~<
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i like tieflings for the extra dialogue and things, as well as the extra spells
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time to get chillet skin
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GAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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.play recipe
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woa
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woaaaaaaa
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woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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woahhh
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he cooked
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.play cooking
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.skip
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i don't really care for steak
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.play food making
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woa
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woman chef
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she made a garlic omg
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slish slice
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COCONUT
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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they choppin chilies
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woaaaaaaa
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that was so neat
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I GOT THE SUMMER CHILLET
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.play livin la vida loca
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volume increase to 40%
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awwwww yeaaaa
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oke back to 20 ; 40 is too high
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anyone here
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aigh
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aight
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i wish i could cuddle someone
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is it true that in bg3 bards can cast spells
anon
yeah
anon
bards can cast spells in dnd
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woa
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also im quitting my run i started im not going to be a half wood elf im going to be a regular wood elf
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hopefully i dont end up in a vicious cycle of restarts
anon
you can respec later on
anon
like pretty early on
anon
just change class for all party memebers
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but u cant change race
anon
yeah
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yea
anon
oh ig u were talking abt race yeah
anon
racist.
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mhmmm
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i dont like those slow poke short folk
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they have weak movement speed
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damn shorties
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oke ima stop before i say something too stupid
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what is a10
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oh
anon
warthog
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.play brrrrrrrt
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i think i'm nagging wife pilled

sorry (and pls don't take this the wrong way im not trying ot tell you to do anything or whatevs just my subconcious thoughts)

i was thinking of saying "can you turn your volume down please"

i say this to my parents too at least weekly

am i nagging wife pilled or am i just a loser
anon
i think you just dont like loud noises
>>10513
anon
the concept of the 'nagging wife' is v sexist in origin
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"my nagging wife told me i shouldnt be drinking eight beers on a weeknight what a bitch!!" but u rly shouldnt
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>>10510
is this a sign of autism
anon
it could be. sensory stuff is related to autism
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oh no
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i hope i don't have autism that would mess me up
anon
could just be a sensory thing in general
anon
i mean im no doctor but u show signs
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my doctor said that too :<
anon
even if you do or dont youre still the same person
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autism
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<3
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sleepy baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
anon
eep well
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eped wlell
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<3 fhank yuu anon
anon
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do you like my t34
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awww, very cute
anon
did you know it shoots a 22kg projectile at 960 meteres per second nearly three times the speed of sound
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i did not!
anon
its crazy
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i had a dream last night where i met opworm and he was a pro hacker and hacked 4chan
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twice
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real btw
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i dont lie abt my dreams
anon
TWICE
anon
what a powerful hacker
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yea
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he broke four chan with a hack and then he fixed it with a hack years later
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time to go to bed
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im in bed!
anon
hacking the infamous hacker 4chan
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no 4chan is a site
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powered by AI
anon
yes i m aware
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wait do mind flayers not have toes
anon
idk i never looked at their feet im not a pervert
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i saw the intro cutscene again and liek
the camera focuses on their feet that float and i realized they got no toes
anon
interesting
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time to bald the gate
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how to escape tentacle monster ship
anon
just escape
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i escaped the ship
anon
I had a dream last night but I can't remember it
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ph
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oh
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did it involve me
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<333
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<3
anon
.play minecraft movie trailer
>>10566
vuuv
>>10565
saw this earlier, christ
anon
right,.

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