woa

ur so smart omg

otherwise its bait

>>10367↪
are you shooting loads of hot stuff at me

no

oh

why aren't ur bullets hot

ice bullets

woahhh

slippery >~<

slippery loads >~<

im just not shooting you

reminds me of a thing from lancer, a gun that doesn't fire bullets, it fires bullet holes

>>10377↪
woahhhhhh >~<

would i look cute with a bullet hole or does it not jam with my style

bullet holes are to my knowledge considered uncute

oh

is that why my nvm i shouldn't say that

im in bed bean hi

oke gotta go baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <3333

goodbye

oke am back

no ur not

oh

anon did you know that in baldur's gate three there's a gay vampire

yeah

recipe!

are you going to shoot me

no

never kiss a woman

why

they will steal your socks

in my experience thats not true

they steal your hoodies

oh

isn't that just a body sock

and they keep them after they break up with you.

>>104012
TRUE

what post where u trying to tag there

>>10402↪ this

oh

ya

im still kinda salty abt it

do you want me to ship you a hoodie

not rly

oh to be fair tho that hoodie is the hoodie i kept after my previous gf broke up with me so its kindalike poetic in a way

hi

oh snap lmaoooo

and i think that hoodie was her exes hoodie

crazy

>>10412↪
hi anon

>>10414↪
the forever-changing-hands hoodie

bean do you have a hoodie

i have a brown one

not anymore

mhmmm

oh well i guess i'll have to go back to my oversized camouflage smock

>>10421↪

#give

the funny cat pokemon

how many apples does it take to make a square

one

im being a druidddd

oke messed up gotta redo all of character crwation

mymmm

i just got called out :sob:

fucking rolled a nat one on a skillcheck with a minimum requirement of 2

its over

>>10432↪
i remember that exact skill check if it's the one i think it is

had that happen to me once

>>10434↪
one with willing the pod to open?

>>10436↪
that very same one

woah

i tried to get laezel to do the check afterwards too but she also failed

ouch, double 1s is 1 in 400 chance

back to gaming
i just got off the nautyloid ship >~< kinky >~< and am going to try to spend my first day dealing with uhhhh the ummm uhhhh the lil temple thingy where withers is; get asty lazel and shady to follow me, and like, start doing druid stuff the day after

druids are good, spore-circle druids can drop items and use their spore attack thing to effectively use items with only a reaction cost

woa im playing a spore gal

i'll switch classes later; probs after i tell kahga that killing people is bad so i get a lil staff

spore is fun, they eventually can fire big spore explosion

and summon zombinoes that can themselves make whatever they kill into more zombinoes

im playong a wood half elf

previoisly ive played as a tiefling

but i want the movement speed buff >~<

i like tieflings for the extra dialogue and things, as well as the extra spells

time to get chillet skin

.play recipe

woa

woaaaaaaa

woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

woahhh

he cooked

.play cooking

.skip

i don't really care for steak

.play food making

woa

woman chef

she made a garlic omg

slish slice

COCONUT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

they choppin chilies

woaaaaaaa

that was so neat

.play livin la vida loca

volume increase to 40%

awwwww yeaaaa

oke back to 20 ; 40 is too high

anyone here

aigh

aight

i wish i could cuddle someone

is it true that in bg3 bards can cast spells

yeah

bards can cast spells in dnd

woa

also im quitting my run i started im not going to be a half wood elf im going to be a regular wood elf

hopefully i dont end up in a vicious cycle of restarts

you can respec later on

like pretty early on

just change class for all party memebers

but u cant change race

yeah

yea

oh ig u were talking abt race yeah

racist.

mhmmm

i dont like those slow poke short folk

they have weak movement speed

damn shorties

oke ima stop before i say something too stupid

what is a10

oh

warthog

.play brrrrrrrt

i think i'm nagging wife pilled

sorry (and pls don't take this the wrong way im not trying ot tell you to do anything or whatevs just my subconcious thoughts)

i was thinking of saying "can you turn your volume down please"

i say this to my parents too at least weekly

am i nagging wife pilled or am i just a loser

i think you just dont like loud noises

the concept of the 'nagging wife' is v sexist in origin

"my nagging wife told me i shouldnt be drinking eight beers on a weeknight what a bitch!!" but u rly shouldnt

>>10510↪
is this a sign of autism

it could be. sensory stuff is related to autism

oh no

i hope i don't have autism that would mess me up

could just be a sensory thing in general

i mean im no doctor but u show signs

my doctor said that too :<

even if you do or dont youre still the same person

autism

recipe!

<3

sleepy baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

eep well

eped wlell

<3 fhank yuu anon

awww, very cute

did you know it shoots a 22kg projectile at 960 meteres per second nearly three times the speed of sound

i did not!

its crazy

i had a dream last night where i met opworm and he was a pro hacker and hacked 4chan

twice

real btw

i dont lie abt my dreams

TWICE

what a powerful hacker

yea

he broke four chan with a hack and then he fixed it with a hack years later

time to go to bed

im in bed!

hacking the infamous hacker 4chan

no 4chan is a site

powered by AI

yes i m aware

wait do mind flayers not have toes

idk i never looked at their feet im not a pervert

i saw the intro cutscene again and liek
the camera focuses on their feet that float and i realized they got no toes

interesting

time to bald the gate

how to escape tentacle monster ship

just escape

i escaped the ship

I had a dream last night but I can't remember it

ph

oh

did it involve me

<333

<3

.play minecraft movie trailer

>>10565↪
saw this earlier, christ

right,.

they just

put a shirt on jack black and called ghim steve

wait

is astarion from bg3 a vampire

no

ah, alright
i was starting to get worried

yeah the vampire is a dif guy

wont say who tho

uwu

i want to do gay little things

>>10577↪
r u gay urself?

>>10571↪
kind of sort of

allllllright om awake

>>10578↪
yes

oke what's the plan for the upcoming day in bg3

hmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

alright i think i'll
save arabella
get pickpocketed
save mirkon
talk with meli
agree to steal some piece of driftwood for mol
snoop around kahga's bedroom
fight mud mephits
anddddd
call khaga out on her bullshit i think that's a good run

maybe i'll talk with wyll too, and kill an owlbear

wait how far away is the mud mephit room ruk

fuk

is there danger along the way

eh it's a pretty clear pathway

................................

fuck it we'll grab karlach for the ride too

es four es!

NO I RAN OUT OF INTERNET

F

recima hours

welcome to the recizone

ok eepy get em for us reci

woa

mizora >~<

dommy mommy

how to summon mizora so i can be her pet

libpol

>>10603↪
anon

p

plg

uwaa!

libpol : D

seeing my posts 7 hours ago when you're supposed to get 8 hours sleep oof

just woke up

no i will not stay up im sleeping in more

im awake again

r u sure its not another dream

yes because i hear my mom listening to loud music

anon i have an exercise hoop it's so cool

have u been hooping

yea

frfr

.play it's hip to be square

i am square a f

that's why im so hip

hip to be square

#ai how to make my boobs square hoe

There is no natural or safe way to make your boobs square. The shape of breasts is determined by genetics and cannot be changed without surgery. It is important to love and accept your body as it is, rather than trying to conform to unrealistic beauty standards. If you are unhappy with the appearance of your breasts, consider talking to a trusted adult or healthcare provider about healthy ways to improve body image and self-esteem. how to make my boobs square

fuk

my boobs will never be hip

:(

>>10625↪
i like how it adds "hoe" to the end of the prompt and then never does anything else with it lmao

square hoe

april!

nope

not every anon is me

thats incredible

i don't think i want squoobs any more

round boobs r definitely better than square ill say that much

>>10623↪
oh what's the game

smushi come home

good game btw

they also added an epilogue dlc but i haven't played it yet; i'm thinking of saving it for a rainy day type situation

qhy the fukc is there a 140 gb update patch for bg3

play it NOW

>>10643↪
no i want to kill olodan

the patch isnt 140gb probably

its patching the game which is 140 gb

no it's 141 gb

>:(

anon

ur gay lmaooo

recima

im bi

homo

bi-winning!

i would never be bi

you are tjho

except for money

which i have done

>>10657↪
i don't like boys though they are smelly and mean

and rude

they smell so good tho

boysniffer

👁👃👁

HOW DID YOU DO THAT

HOW

ANON HWO

eye nose eye

FUCK

:eye: :nose: :eye:

haha noob

HOW

ANON HOW DID YOU DO

😏

did oppieworm not tell you about the feature

no

oh...

/eye/

/eye/

WAHT

🐀

rat

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:rat:

do u want to learn the secret technique

yeas please

ples

ok hit the windows key and .

👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁

its a windows feature not a libpol thing

omg so cool

oh

fuk

i tricked you!!

u triked me

#usay opworm add windows to libpol opworm add windows to libpol

libpol is already windows compatible

#usay opworm add more windows to libpol opworm add more windows to libpol

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snel

unicode

uni
code......................................

are all emojis in one unicode block

hypothetically

#unicode

i giv up

they should make a tabletop game based off of bg3

bg3 is based off of tabletop game

what

its a slightly modified dnd 5e game

i thought dnd 5e was based off of bg3

i know ur trolling

frik how did u know

ive been using the internet longer than youve been alive

oh

so

are you 28

i dont fall for bait easy B)

yeah

haha 28 year old

young person spotted

yeah 28 isnt rly old

not even halfway to death yet

fingers crossed

woa

bg3 has a mod manager now

oh yeah i heard about that

theres also a roguelike mod which seems cool

what how

is it good

idk i didnt try it

am i a good girl

bg3 isnt worth 141gb of my hard drive

i wish i had a hard drive in my boobs

like in cyberpunk

im sure its possible to do nowadays

im not going to cut a hole in my boobs to shove a hard drive in there i need to get a doctor to do that

yes youd have to have a surgeon do it

hmmm
a brainworm surgeon.....

btw did u know that in bg3 u get a brain worm in the prologue

yeah

ive gotten to baldurs gate but then i got bored of it

i have never gotten to baldur's gate

its not a bad game but im just not rpg pilled

are you homopilled haha i called u gay

you didnt call me gay you asked a question

but yes i am

bg 3

i wish i had a bg

fuk i have a shitpost now

OMFG

KAHGA WAS CONSPIRING WITH THE SHADOW DRUIDS

THAT DIRTY HOE

yeah

im in bed

always be in bed

dont be in bed

why

cause uhm. being horizontal for too long can flatten you out

are you sure

no i made that up...

oh

sorry #debrainworm (USER WAS DEBRAINWORMED FOR THIS POST)

i forgive you

scary