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anon
they just
anon
put a shirt on jack black and called ghim steve
reicm
wait
reicm
is astarion from bg3 a vampire
>>10579
anon
no
reicm
ah, alright
i was starting to get worried
anon
yeah the vampire is a dif guy
anon
wont say who tho
recima
uwu
recima
i want to do gay little things
>>10578
bakedbeans (on mobile)!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>10571
kind of sort of
recima
allllllright om awake
recima
oke what's the plan for the upcoming day in bg3
recima
hmmmmmmmm
recima
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
recima
alright i think i'll
save arabella
get pickpocketed
save mirkon
talk with meli
agree to steal some piece of driftwood for mol
snoop around kahga's bedroom
fight mud mephits
anddddd
call khaga out on her bullshit i think that's a good run
recima
maybe i'll talk with wyll too, and kill an owlbear
recima
wait how far away is the mud mephit room ruk
recima
fuk
recima
is there danger along the way
recima
eh it's a pretty clear pathway
recima
................................
recima
fuck it we'll grab karlach for the ride too
recima
es four es!
recima
NO I RAN OUT OF INTERNET
anon
F
recima
recima hours
anon
welcome to the recizone
anon
ok eepy get em for us reci
recima
woa
recima
mizora >~<
recima
dommy mommy
recima
how to summon mizora so i can be her pet
recima
p
recima
plg
recima
uwaa!
anon
libpol : D
anon
seeing my posts 7 hours ago when you're supposed to get 8 hours sleep oof
recima
just woke up
recima
no i will not stay up im sleeping in more
recima
im awake again
anon
r u sure its not another dream
recima
yes because i hear my mom listening to loud music
recima
anon i have an exercise hoop it's so cool
anon
have u been hooping
recima
yea
recima
frfr
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.play it's hip to be square
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i am square a f
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that's why im so hip
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hip to be square
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#ai how to make my boobs square hoe

There is no natural or safe way to make your boobs square. The shape of breasts is determined by genetics and cannot be changed without surgery. It is important to love and accept your body as it is, rather than trying to conform to unrealistic beauty standards. If you are unhappy with the appearance of your breasts, consider talking to a trusted adult or healthcare provider about healthy ways to improve body image and self-esteem.
how to make my boobs square
>>10629
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fuk
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my boobs will never be hip
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:(
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>>10625
i like how it adds "hoe" to the end of the prompt and then never does anything else with it lmao
anon
square hoe
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april!
anon
nope
anon
not every anon is me
anon
thats incredible
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i don't think i want squoobs any more
anon
round boobs r definitely better than square ill say that much
anon
>>10623
oh what's the game
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smushi come home
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good game btw
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they also added an epilogue dlc but i haven't played it yet; i'm thinking of saving it for a rainy day type situation
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qhy the fukc is there a 140 gb update patch for bg3
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>>10643
no i want to kill olodan
anon
the patch isnt 140gb probably
anon
its patching the game which is 140 gb
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no it's 141 gb
anon
>:(
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anon
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ur gay lmaooo
anon
recima
anon
im bi
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homo
anon
bi-winning!
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i would never be bi
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except for money
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which i have done
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>>10657
i don't like boys though they are smelly and mean
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and rude
anon
they smell so good tho
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boysniffer
anon
👁👃👁
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HOW DID YOU DO THAT
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HOW
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ANON HWO
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eye nose eye
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FUCK
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:eye: :nose: :eye:
anon
haha noob
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HOW
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ANON HOW DID YOU DO
anon
😏
anon
did oppieworm not tell you about the feature
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no
anon
oh...
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/eye/
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/eye/
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WAHT
anon
🐀
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rat
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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:rat:
anon
do u want to learn the secret technique
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yeas please
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ples
anon
ok hit the windows key and .
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👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁
anon
its a windows feature not a libpol thing
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omg so cool
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oh
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fuk
anon
i tricked you!!
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u triked me
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#usay opworm add windows to libpol opworm add windows to libpol
anon
libpol is already windows compatible
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#usay opworm add more windows to libpol opworm add more windows to libpol
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anon
snel
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unicode
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uni
code......................................
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are all emojis in one unicode block
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hypothetically
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#unicode
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i giv up
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they should make a tabletop game based off of bg3
anon
bg3 is based off of tabletop game
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what
anon
its a slightly modified dnd 5e game
recima
i thought dnd 5e was based off of bg3
anon
i know ur trolling
recima
frik how did u know
anon
ive been using the internet longer than youve been alive
recima
oh
anon
so
recima
are you 28
anon
i dont fall for bait easy B)
anon
yeah
recima
haha 28 year old
recima
young person spotted
anon
yeah 28 isnt rly old
anon
not even halfway to death yet
anon
fingers crossed
recima
woa
recima
bg3 has a mod manager now
anon
oh yeah i heard about that
anon
theres also a roguelike mod which seems cool
recima
what how
recima
is it good
anon
idk i didnt try it
recima
am i a good girl
anon
bg3 isnt worth 141gb of my hard drive
recima
i wish i had a hard drive in my boobs
recima
like in cyberpunk
anon
im sure its possible to do nowadays
recima
im not going to cut a hole in my boobs to shove a hard drive in there i need to get a doctor to do that
anon
yes youd have to have a surgeon do it
recima
hmmm
a brainworm surgeon.....
recima
btw did u know that in bg3 u get a brain worm in the prologue
anon
yeah
anon
ive gotten to baldurs gate but then i got bored of it
recima
i have never gotten to baldur's gate
anon
its not a bad game but im just not rpg pilled
recima
are you homopilled haha i called u gay
anon
you didnt call me gay you asked a question
anon
but yes i am
recima
bg 3
recima
i wish i had a bg
recima
fuk i have a shitpost now
recima
OMFG
recima
KAHGA WAS CONSPIRING WITH THE SHADOW DRUIDS
recima
THAT DIRTY HOE
anon
yeah
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im in bed
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always be in bed
anon
dont be in bed
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why
anon
cause uhm. being horizontal for too long can flatten you out
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are you sure
anon
no i made that up...
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oh
anon
sorry #debrainworm (USER WAS DEBRAINWORMED FOR THIS POST)
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i forgive you
anon
scary
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libpol!
anon
image.png
recima do you like my shrimp
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yea
anon
theyre pee coloured
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oh
anon
yeah
anon
i love them
anon
theyre my pee babies
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i wish i was a shrimp
anon
me2
anon
seems like a really nice life just being a little shrimp swimming around in the water exploring with ur antennas and picking at the biofilm
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yea
anon
reshrimpna
anon
(recima if she was a shrimp)
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recima!
recima
recima
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uwaa!
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never forgey
anon
about what
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9 11
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unrelated i am panting
>>10797
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>>10788
that's what this was
anon
oh
anon
its not the 11th yet
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anon don't get a blood fetish
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it will mess u up
anon
im not that into blood it can b hot sometimes tho
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>>10797
accidentally poked cheek too much
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bled afterwards
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From Pandora's box, where all the ills of humanity swarmed, the Greeks drew out hope after all the others, as the most dreadful of all. I know no more stirring symbol; for contrary to the general belief, hope equals resignation. And to live is not to resign oneself.
>>10816
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-me
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(actually it was albert camus)
recima
i need to take a selfie tomorrow
recima
be swag af
recima
smexy and confident and smexable
recima
so i can then send it to other people and try to get them to form a crush on me
recima
also ego boosting which is good; it keeps depression away (sometimes)
recima
oh snap i've got something to do tomorrow at 2pm pst
recima
10 40 pm rn, gonna try to sleep
recima
love you all; and remember to be kind to others as well as yourselves
>>10817
recima
<3
recima
wat
recima
<3
recima
#debrainworm (USER WAS DEBRAINWORMED FOR THIS POST)
if this works i may have found a bug (and am going to sleep)
if not it means that lp got an update let's find out
anon
>>10800
I heard hope might have been one of the monsters too in the original
recima
recima
recima
never forget
recima
the phrase
cope seethe dilate
is a metaphor for the societal and individual transition of life in viewpoints, from modernism to postmodernism to metamodernism
>>10826
recima
libpol!
anon
liiiibpol!
anon
>>10820
I don’t know artistic movements, but ya know, in a one must imagine Sisyphus happy way, it’s true and nice, except seeth I guess. maybe it could be like you cope with your problems emotionally, you still have them (seeth), you take steps to solve them (dilate)
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sisyphus was a knucklehead who didn't know how to do drugs
anon
libpol!
na-dee-eh (nadie)
google? more like #glegle [:nk]glay glay!
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na dee eh!
recima
recima!
recima
>>10832
did i post this or was it someone else
recima
i'm going to assume it was me
there isn't a (you) but it's probably still me
recima
anyone here
recima
we can talk about blankets or smth
recima
hmm
anon
liberal politics
anon
politique liberal
ivory (from brainworm surgery)
testing
ivory (from brainworm surgery)
okay hi
anon
hivory (from brainworm surgery) :3
ivory
hiyanon (possibly april from brainworm)\
recima
libpol is so cool
anon
ya its april
anon
hi
anon## admin
libpol is a site
ivory
hello green anon
recima
omg hi anon admin
anon## admin
why did you say "can't chat on libpol" - was something broken?
>>10854
ivory
hi recima
ivory
>>10852
well i used to cant for a little bit. it redirected me to the lobby
>>10856
recima
hi ivory :)
ivory
said it's got.. restrictions
ivory
i didnt get to read it all as i was redirected to lobby automatically
anon## admin
thanks, i'll look into it
ivory
okay thanks anon admin
recima
i wonder if anon admin is a staff
>>10863
ivory
>>10861
i wonder if anon admin is familiar with opworm
recima
i think they're cousins
ivory
i take back what i said lol
recima
>>10868
anon admin's cousin
anon
oh ok
recima
they hang out together and throw lan parties
anon
recima talking to hour horray!
recima
>>10872
i love this shrimp
recima
april if i was in your house i would completely ignore you and just look at the shrimp ngl
anon
likewise
anon
i must spend at least half an hour every day looking at them
anon## admin
i'm looking for good advertisement slogans/text that we can use
>>10881>>10882
anon
>>10878
>>10880
Libpol! Let's play golf!
then add a golf minigame
anon
libpol: The only image board which PAYS YOU (legaly binding) to post!
>>10886
recima
libpol!
politics with recima!
anon
its true i got paid to post here
>>10887
anon## admin
>>10883
#based (on what?)
anon
yeah me too
>>10885
just keep dming admin if he plays hard to get
anon## admin
>>10882
yeah i'm definitely thinking i might go with something along these lines as a tagline
recima
i didn't im trapped here
recima
can i leak that i gave u that idea
anon## admin
yeah
recima
i came up with left of right everyone isnt that so cool
recima
needs refinement tho
anon
libpol! have sex with your favorite centrist politicians!
recima
libpol:
left of right politics

oke i did it
anon
right now i have

>libpol is an anonymous site for left-of-right politics discussion
anon
#ai top ten slogans for a centrist political board:

1. "Uniting the Middle Ground: A Centrist Political Forum"
2. "Where Moderation Meets Progress: Join Our Centrist Community"
3. "Bridging the Divide: Empowering Voices from Both Sides"
4. "A Balanced Approach to Politics: Welcome to our Centrist Hub"
5. "Breaking Free from Extremes, Embracing Reasonable Solutions"
6. "In Pursuit of Common Ground: The Centrist Way Forward"
7. "Rise Above Partisan Politics with Our Inclusive Platform"
8 8."Finding Harmony in Diversity: Explore the Center with Us"
9."Empowering Independent Thinking and Collaborative Problem-Solving"
10."Beyond Left and Right, Towards a Better Future - Join our Centrist Movement".
top ten slogans for a centrist political board:
anon## admin
>libpol is an anonymous site for left-of-right politics discussion

that's the new google description at the moment
recima
can't it be political discussion
anon## admin
yeah
anon## admin
one issue is if it's too short google will often like not show it and instead show something else on the page. so i may need to add more sentences. but this will be the first sentence
recima
politicussy
anon## admin
>libpol is an anonymous site for left-of-right political discussion

ok i have this for now
>>10905
anon## admin
left-of-right is definitely a good term for what i'm going for with this project
recima
i dont like the dashes but they do kind of group the term together i guess
anon## admin
i think it needs the dashes or else it'll be too weird/grammatically confusing
anon
yeah
recima
yea
recima
when im talking to my friends though i'm leaving the dashes out
>>10913
anon## admin
and it's also a distinctive term. "left-of-right". it sticks out to people
>>10914
anon## admin
>>10911
that's fine
recima
>>10912
like glue.........
recima
should i try the ad on someone
recima
i can ask my mom
anon## admin
sure but only in private. we can't do public advertising yet
anon## admin
uhhh sure but maybe try it on friends
anon
Libpol: approved by recima's mom! (this will attract well behaved ppl who respect their moms)
anon## admin
i'm workshopping some openers like this when i begin marketing/pitching it in different places:

>Hey everyone, I'd like to share a novel project I've been working on: a social media site with a left-leaning bias
recima
my mom says its catchy
recima
she did not say rude things about liberals
anon
based supportive nice mom. it is kinda catchy too, but IDK
anon## admin
and it makes people curious about what it means since the term is not necessarily totally clear even though it's mostly inferrable
anon
yeah I like to speak that way too, it's fun to have a little mystery, particularly if as you read it gets clearer
anon## admin
but yeah, the conceit of libpol is basically an anonymous imageboard that excludes a certain section/quadrant of the ideological spectrum: social rightism
anon## admin
while permitting basically anything else. centrism, social centrism, economic centrism, social leftism, economic leftism, economic rightism
anon## admin
it's more of an exclusionary rule than an attempt to enforce one narrow thing
anon
aka no extremists ya?
anon## admin
well
anon## admin
yes but the thing i described just there is basically "no chuds"
anon## admin
but in addition to that, yes, no extremists. i don't want to encourage tankies to come hee, either
anon
yeah thats the other end i was thinking of
anon## admin
so yeah i guess layer one is no chuds but layer two is definitely that the name implies a desire for some degree of moderation
anon
so anarchists r allowed? 🥺
>>10937
anon## admin
>>10936
yes, generally. as long as they don't advocate for terrorism or violence
anon
oh..........
anon
(joking)
anon## admin
lol
anon## admin
and in a few cases maybe we'll permit a few socially center-right people in some like left-right debate board but only in a limited way
anon## admin
but yeah, right now if you want to discuss anything political on an anonymous imageboard - or even don't want to discuss anything political - your options are /pol/ (neo-nazi/far-right) and /leftypol/ (marxist-leninist/communist). that's not exactly a great set of options
>>10946
recima
my mom locked me out of the house help
anon## admin
and in all imageboards, one of those two (mostly just one...) infects all of the discourse in every sub-board
anon
>>10942
I mean there are also altchans not explicitly political where you can discuss politics too I think but yeah.
Yeah I was thinking lainchan. I'm more tolerant of far right but I haven't been there for a few months for a reason.
I actually don't think a more centrist board has been tried. I'm still pessimistic but yeah I like the other site a lot, so thanks and good luck!
>>10953>>10947
anon## admin
>>10946
they're not explicitly one of those but in practice most of their users are generally far-right
anon## admin
like if you go to lainchan, a supposedly apolitical place, i'd bet most people there as of 2024 are far-right. i could be wrong, but if i'm wrong then that's just because that site is one exception
recima
HELP
anon## admin
i certainly could be wrong, maybe it's not on average far-right, but, yeah
recima
oke im back in
anon## admin
libpol's actual secret long-term goal is mostly just to create an anonymous imageboard that's not fucking terrible. the politics branding is kind of a bait-and-switch
>>10961
anon## admin
>>10946
i think being explicitly centrist would also be a mistake. that's why we're not "centerpol" / "centristpol". but yes the goal is to be way more center-leaning than 4chan, leftypol, and most other altchans
anon
that all makes a lot of sense yeah
anon
I really enjoy danger/u/ but that's not an imageboard
>>10957
ivory
hi again
ivory
>>10955
im a frequenter befor eat danger/u/
anon
have sex and have fun ^^
anon
and hivory!
ivory
hiyapril!
recima
>>10952
#blur
dont snitch
anon
that wasnt me!!
anon
It's a frame up!
anon
identity theft!!
anon
this is what happens when you just play mechanics games and you're not able to prove your innocents when I get posessed by a weird spirit
>>10969
ivory
aww
ivory
i will not be fooled again
anon
.play won't be fooled again
recima
>>10965
can we add tetris to libpol
anon
Can we let anyone ban anyone else if they can type faster than them?
>>10971>>10973
recima
>>10970
no because im on mobile
anon
ok...
anon## admin
>>10970
i am considering adding like a speedtyping mode (that board owners could toggle) where people face penalties for typing too slowly
recima
what are the penalties
>>10975
anon## admin
>>10974
i am unsure yet
recima
if u type to slow u turn small
anon## admin
that would be funny

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