hi

hi reddit

thank you for the libpol gold

i was eating when the last thread ended

>>116181
nyce kitty cove hpolden
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meow meow nom nom nom >>116179

>>116183
meow meow anon ;3 gonna play planetside 2 while i wait for my vr myopia lenses and batter yto get here

#glesay sad froggy

>>116190
is cove holdene sad? :(

>>116191
sad 4ever ;_;

#ksay bury shoe

>>116192
poor poor cove :(

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NOOOOOOO

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test

im very poor :(

im dying :(

HOW ARE YOU???

.play [YouTube]

#say EA sports

#say its in the game

hi

why am i a melon...

#poll melon/melon/melon

that's election fraud!

melonection

a vote for melon is a vote for melon is a vote for melon

m.. elon.. sus

oh no... have i been fooled...\

>>116211
>>116212
so nice of you to cover the dead

my skin care smells like melons

>>116252
I don't like the way it twitches back into place

unnatural

its doing its best...

>>116252
#turbosharkspin

>>116257
it's breaking the laws of physics..

with its perpetual motion

I wish warm clothes didn't suck the moisture from my skin..

#ksay pamacs

#ksay pamatch

a deepseek powered chatbot/code generator that can perfectly automate a remote dev job

.play futurama scientist with the lazies

saw a twinkhon at the tram station today (clocked because of adams apple)

.play [YouTube]

it started snowing a few minutes ago here too

ur so pretty

it's not gonna be the same if they're gonna replace lamps with LED bulbs

there are only 3 people (including me) in my class cause there's just an inch of snow on the roads that didn't get plowed lmao

>>116252 wait I can't newline to stop it on mobile Frick

#itsover (117)

>>116277
comfy

WORMS

#bleet (inappropriate content detected) the poster below this is gay

why does it ban for 'inappropriate content' lole

>>116290
#slap

>>116288

its all over

.play the inkspots its all over but the crying

screen recording with volume icons on screen should be a crime

#smartai assume the following two premises: 1. something cannot be entirely contained within itself, and 2. two parallel lines never cross. deduce from this why happiness is impossible. imitate the style of spinozas ethics

To begin, let us establish the two premises given to us: 1. something cannot be entirely contained within itself, and 2. two parallel lines never cross.

From these premises, we can deduce that true happiness, which is a state of complete contentment and fulfillment, is impossible to achieve. This is because happiness requires an internal sense of satisfaction with one's own being and circumstances. However, according to our first premise, something cannot be entirely contained within itself; there will always be external factors influencing it.

Furthermore, our second premise tells us that two parallel lines never cross. In this context, we can interpret this as the idea that our desires and reality may never align perfectly; they are constantly running parallel without ever truly intersecting.

Therefore, if happiness depends on both internal satisfaction and external factors aligning with our desires (which according to these premises is not possible), then achieving true happiness becomes an unattainable goal.

In conclusion, based on the established premises of 1. something cannot be entirely contained within itself and 2. two parallel lines never cross , we can deduce why true happiness is ultimately impossible to attain in its purest form. assume the following two premises: 1. something cannot be entirely contained within itself, and 2. two parallel lines never cross. deduce from this why happiness is impossible. imitate the style of spinozas ethics

#poll melons?/🍉/ ( . Y . )

>>116300
#kiss morning sis

>>116304
>doesnt know

>>116303
yippeee

morning lori' >>116300 #kiss

>>116304
seems like you're not getting any melons then..

i do that like almost every day

>>116303
can't go wrong with positive self-affirmation

>>116304
#give

half should be enough for now..

.play [YouTube]

heaven knows i'm miserable now

must be the lack of eukalyptusbonbons

>>116318
#hug

[YouTube]

hi kitty

>>116319
.play westerwaldlied

.play [YouTube]

.skip

.skip

.play [YouTube]

>>116328
why are you always posting music that my great-grandparents probably listened to

it's timeless

.play [YouTube]

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it literally got bombed out of existance

the news is happening again? when is it gonna stop?

it never ends. its just getting worse and crazier. this is genuinely such a batshit timeline

i actually come from another timeline and its much worse

just hold your horses

news daddy

love his energy

not the marxists

its the woke mob

the woke mop

I do not wish for a redscare 2.0

>>116346
you better start believing in redscare 2.0 -youre in it

it hasnt been a red scare its been a rainbow scare

imagine being scared of rainbows

>>116342
maybe it's the way he keeps himself sane

or is trying to lol

>>116348
yeah and chinese spies + cultural marxists

yeah america does seem to be really going whole hog on being anti china

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gorsh

>>116349

hyuck hyuck of courshe

if i was goofy i'd probably murder some people too

man has a hard life

#smartai how long until the universe freezes forever and nothing happens ever again

It is currently believed that the universe will continue expanding for trillions of years, until all stars have burned out and no new ones are formed. After this point, known as the "heat death" or "big freeze", the universe will reach a state of maximum entropy where all energy is evenly distributed and no further changes can occur. This process could take anywhere from 10^100 to 10^120 years, but it is important to note that our understanding of these concepts may change as we continue to learn more about the nature of our universe. Therefore, it is impossible to accurately predict when exactly this freezing state will occur. how long until the universe freezes forever and nothing happens ever again

#c time to heat death of universe (cannot compute)

damn ai wins this one

10^10^10 years? i cant wait that long

i'm sure if we ask the universe nicely then it might speed up entropy a little for us

do u know that being alive and doing stuff also speeds up entropy? so live ur life and heat death will get here a little tiny bit faster

my physics professor said that entropy is no longer used as a metric in physics, that confused me

>>116370
based im just gonna spend my time doing pushups and running so it all ends quicker

>>116371
did he have a source for this cause it sounds cray zee

>>116373
idk he didnt elaborate. i take anything he says with a grain of salt because his lecture is genuinely terrible and he is just the most chaotic person i have ever met

>>116372
remember to never sleep and always be eating something so your body is processing as much as possible. yell all the time also i think that would make it go faster too

>>116375
dont need to change much in that regard then

>>116374
ironic that mr chaos doesn't think entropy is important...............

>>116377
heh

>>116379
thank you for reminding me. you are now aware of your own breathing

becoming aware of my breathing just means being a little mindful... mini meditation... thank u for this gift

>>116381
sure thing. you now have to blink manually

that one's a little more effective but ultimately my brain will just slough off whatever it's thinking about and do its autonomous things by itself.... those memetic hazards need to be like persistent

not only are you aware that you are blinking manually, you are unable to FORGET that you are blinking manually

oh no

once we have cybernetic brain implants that can affect our memories people are gonna do all sorts of fucked up shit like that with it

can't wait for the hellfuture

>you now cannot stop hitting yourself

and it's all manual. can't even autonomously hit myself. super fucked up

.play [YouTube]

...you have my repositories with zero stars of courss

the zero star repos contain the true evil

>enterprise edition fizzbuzz

imagine giving this away for free

uwuntu

so this is where shitposting is at this days

jghdfkljghsdfljghsdflhgslkdfjhglkfdjhgskfdjhgksdjfhgksjfhgkjsdfhkgjshfkljghsfkldjhgsdkljhgksjdfhgksdjfhglksjdfhgklsjdfhglkjsdfhgkljdsfhglksjdfhgskldfjhgskdljfhgsdkfljhgskldjfhgslkdjfhglksjdfhglkdjshglkjsdhflkgjhsdfkljghsdkjfhglkdsfjhgldfkjghlkdsjfhgsdkljfhgklsjdfhglksdfjhgsdlfjkghsdlkfjghsdklfjghsdlfkjghsdflkjghsdflkjghsdflkjghsdflkjghsdflkjghsdflkjghsdflkjghsdlkfjghsldkfjghslkjfhlskjghldskjfhgslkdfjghdkfjhgggggggglsdfkgjhfdksldgkdjh

SHUT UP

github but its an imageboard

>>116397
#freeze

idiot.

NOOOOOO

you think you can. freeze. ME?

alas ive been btfo...

visit github.com/brilliant

its ok its a learning moment

>click the link in the description
cant believe ppl still fail for this smh

>>116406
i have learned nothing.

>>116407
#editai change fail to fall

>>116407
basically, freezefaster

heres another tip

type #freeze in the bar at the top and copy it so you can paste it so people dont see you typing freeze and hit enter before you freeze them

>>116412
no.

ok well.

now my feelings are hurt.

ok

.play

>>116417
#freeze

see

no time to react

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i dont think there should be a license for being a surgeon, why not let selftaught people into it like in programming

>>116422
stack overflow but for doctors would suddenly be a very lucrative website

>>116415
first they ignore you then they laugh at you then they fight you then u win

>>116422
you have terrible opinions #meow

>>116427
why?

>>116429
it would be nice tho

>>116424
better prepare an elevator pitch now

>>116431
nope i'm not an ontreepreenoore

i'll let some other soulless monster take the credit

>>116432
im entreprenooooooring

>>116434
#edit add crazy fucking emoji

read that as poutine cat for a second

canadian brained

now that looks good

thats pasta

thats a pasta ca.t

>>116444
the cousin of chips

i like his six paws

bad bot

.skip

chat im pumping

wishing you a good dump in 2-4 business days

PUMPING NOT DUMPING

well if you're pumping then i'd hope you'd also be dumping soon

i hit 400dps off a bunch of crits and using my strongest cooldown

400 dumps per second is quite a lot

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ee booght

>>116458
#reply translate into english

I bought. translate into english

.play when the french accent isnt sexy

it was nearly 4x my normal dps

ok that's kinda nutty actually

yeah

cause im a rogue and its like

normally i just hit people

but the ability lets me hit TWO people at once

and then a bunh of crits so its

2x2

parrallelisation of dmg output very naice

mhmhm

doing numbers

i LOVE big numbers

1.3e12

great number

thats huge

i love small numbers

1.3e-12

1.3e-12

pico is way too large

>>116478
beat you to id

to id?

id?

id?

id software, makers of doom. IDiot

id?

woah

>>116479
what about 1ee-12. how about that

double e...

you can just keep stackin em

it's fucked up

ok what about... 1eee-12...

a new arms race begins

1e^e-12

no way

ok how about

1.3e-12e-12e-12

you could chain em forever

numbers are so fucking fucked

they should stop eventually

>>116500
this is what it all leads up to in the end

rolling grandma down the horse annihilator (it's her time to go)

we are all sons of horses

>>116498
i agree

everyone wants to be smart and funny and successful therefore im trying to be stupid and lame and unsuccessful

you'd think there wouldn't be a lot of competition but it seems pretty busy at the bottom

i just am those things except sucessful or funny or smart

>>116508
0 outta three ain't bad

.play simpsons what was the third thing you said

>>116509
the important part is that im trying my best!

>>116511
#this (love this) #thissomuchthis #somuchthis #tsmt

im still thinking about dinoscape

>>116507
yeah but none of them are trying

>>116513
velociraptors with 99 agility living in ur dome rent free

fr

99 mining on those guy with the club tails

>>116514
trying to be at the very very bottom sounds kinda hard actually yeah

you'd have to like shit yourself down lower than anyone else

>>116517
maybe each dinosaur is suited to a particular skill and they get relevant xp boosts

moving to the poorest country on this planet

#ai whats the poorest country inna world

As of 2021, the poorest country in the world is South Sudan. whats the poorest country inna world

alright flights should be cheap

>>116520
yeah id do something like that maybe or make it so certain dinos can only do certain things but you can like swap dinos on the same char to do dif skills or smth

#c south sudan gdp 2024 ($12 billion per year)

#c hungary gdp 2024 ($178.8 billion per year)

>>116525
damn

zamn

#c canada gdp 2024 ($2.14 trillion per year)

>>116524
a dino for every occasion......

#c libpol.org gdp (cannot compute)

>>116530
1 per skill

#c usa gpd 2024 (cannot compute)

#c google gdp 2024 (cannot compute)

#c united states of america gdp 2024 ($29.7 trillion per year (us dollars per year))

>>116533
maybe it was all a dream........
>>116535
:(

oh wow

a country four orders of magnitude poorer than america

wow 29 usd per year

#c highest gdp country (the highest country by gdp at exchange rate is the united states. the gross domestic product of the united states is about 25.5 trillion us dollars per year)

#c second highest gdp country (the 2nd highest country by gdp at exchange rate is china. the gross domestic product of china is about 18 trillion us dollars per year)

oh wow

#c country with highest drug abuse (cannot compute)

#c how are you doing today wolfram alpha (i am doing well, thank you)

:)

#c hello kitty native country (cannot compute)

#ai country with highest drug abuse

The country with the highest reported rates of drug abuse is Iran. According to a 2020 report by the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime, an estimated 4.2% of adults aged 15-64 in Iran have used drugs in the past year, making it the country with the highest prevalence of drug use globally.

Other countries that have high rates of drug abuse include Russia (3.6%), Kyrgyzstan (3.5%), and Estonia (2.9%). However, it is important to note that these statistics may not accurately reflect actual rates of drug use due to underreporting or limited data collection methods in certain regions.

Factors such as poverty, social inequality, political instability, and lack of access to education can contribute to higher levels of substance abuse within a population. Additionally, cultural attitudes towards drug use and availability/accessibility of drugs also play a significant role in determining levels of drug abuse within a country. country with highest drug abuse

#c i just got a blue drop from a mob worth 13 gold isnt that cool? (cannot compute)

computer is shy and doesn't like to talk sometimes i guess

#c convert hex to ascii: 41 (cannot compute)

>>116549
>

>>116551
crikeuy venodrs are shafting u for it

>>116555
yeah vendors dont pay well

but the auction house...

i think its cause its fire res so its good for molten core

the raid

cause theres lots of fire

#c ascii(ඞ) (cannot compute)

#c ඞ (cannot compute)

#c utf codepoint of this character: ඞ (cannot compute)

#c i'm disappointed in you (cannot compute)

>>116559
do you think you'll sell it or keep ?

.play lady gaga paparazzi

>>116566
im not sure yet

probably sell and end up buying it later unless theres like better ones

giwtwm

ALEALEALEALEALEALEALEALEJANDRO

.play call me maybe

DUDE MUSIC IS JUST SO BAD THESE DAYSS

boomer opinion

pop music is mostly bad to be fair

i can appreciate a good n catchy pop song for what it is idk

i usually only listen to brian ferneyhough

.play charlie xcx 360

i love listening to music especially songs n stuff

same