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>>116400
nonners
SHUT UP
nibble
github but its an imageboard
shrimp
idiot.
nibble
NOOOOOO
shrimp
you think you can. freeze. ME?
nibble
alas ive been btfo...
nibble
visit github.com/brilliant
shrimp
its ok its a learning moment
>>116408
nonners
>click the link in the description
cant believe ppl still fail for this smh
>>116410>>116409
nonners
>>116407
#editai change fail to fall
shrimp
heres another tip
shrimp
type #freeze in the bar at the top and copy it so you can paste it so people dont see you typing freeze and hit enter before you freeze them
>>116413
shrimp
ok well.
shrimp
now my feelings are hurt.
>>116425
nibble
ok
shrimp
see
shrimp
no time to react
nibble
i dont think there should be a license for being a surgeon, why not let selftaught people into it like in programming
>>116424>>116427
smog
>>116422
stack overflow but for doctors would suddenly be a very lucrative website
>>116431
smog
>>116415
first they ignore you then they laugh at you then they fight you then u win
smog
i'll let some other soulless monster take the credit
smog
>>116434
#edit add crazy fucking emoji
shrimp
read that as poutine cat for a second
smog
canadian brained
smog
now that looks good
shrimp
thats a pasta ca.t
smog
i like his six paws
smog
bad bot
nibble
.skip
shrimp
chat im pumping
smog
wishing you a good dump in 2-4 business days
shrimp
PUMPING NOT DUMPING
smog
well if you're pumping then i'd hope you'd also be dumping soon
shrimp
i hit 400dps off a bunch of crits and using my strongest cooldown
smog
400 dumps per second is quite a lot
shrimp
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
smog
>>116458
#reply translate into english

I bought.
translate into english
nibble
.play when the french accent isnt sexy
shrimp
it was nearly 4x my normal dps
smog
ok that's kinda nutty actually
shrimp
yeah
shrimp
cause im a rogue and its like
shrimp
normally i just hit people
shrimp
but the ability lets me hit TWO people at once
shrimp
and then a bunh of crits so its
shrimp
2x2
smog
parrallelisation of dmg output very naice
shrimp
mhmhm
smog
doing numbers
shrimp
i LOVE big numbers
smog
1.3e12
smog
great number
shrimp
thats huge
nibble
i love small numbers
smog
1.3e-12
shrimp
to id?
shrimp
id?
shrimp
id?
smog
id software, makers of doom. IDiot
shrimp
id?
nibble
woah
smog
>>116479
what about 1ee-12. how about that
shrimp
double e...
smog
you can just keep stackin em
smog
it's fucked up
shrimp
ok what about... 1eee-12...
smog
a new arms race begins
smog
1e^e-12
shrimp
no way
shrimp
ok how about
shrimp
1.3e-12e-12e-12
smog
you could chain em forever
smog
numbers are so fucking fucked
>>116504
smog
they should stop eventually
nibble
>>116500
this is what it all leads up to in the end
smog
rolling grandma down the horse annihilator (it's her time to go)
smog
we are all sons of horses
nibble
everyone wants to be smart and funny and successful therefore im trying to be stupid and lame and unsuccessful
smog
you'd think there wouldn't be a lot of competition but it seems pretty busy at the bottom
>>116514
shrimp
i just am those things except sucessful or funny or smart
>>116509
nibble
.play simpsons what was the third thing you said
smog
>>116511
#this (love this) #thissomuchthis #somuchthis #tsmt
shrimp
im still thinking about dinoscape
>>116515
smog
>>116513
velociraptors with 99 agility living in ur dome rent free
shrimp
fr
shrimp
99 mining on those guy with the club tails
>>116520
smog
>>116514
trying to be at the very very bottom sounds kinda hard actually yeah
smog
you'd have to like shit yourself down lower than anyone else
smog
>>116517
maybe each dinosaur is suited to a particular skill and they get relevant xp boosts
>>116524
nibble
moving to the poorest country on this planet
nibble
#ai whats the poorest country inna world

As of 2021, the poorest country in the world is South Sudan.
whats the poorest country inna world
nibble
alright flights should be cheap
shrimp
>>116520
yeah id do something like that maybe or make it so certain dinos can only do certain things but you can like swap dinos on the same char to do dif skills or smth
>>116530
smog
#c south sudan gdp 2024 ($12 billion per year)
>>116527
smog
#c hungary gdp 2024 ($178.8 billion per year)
smog
zamn
shrimp
#c canada gdp 2024 ($2.14 trillion per year)
nibble
#c libpol.org gdp (cannot compute)
shrimp
#c usa gpd 2024 (cannot compute)
>>116536
smog
#c google gdp 2024 (cannot compute)
shrimp
#c united states of america gdp 2024 ($29.7 trillion per year (us dollars per year))
>>116536
shrimp
oh wow
smog
a country four orders of magnitude poorer than america
nibble
wow 29 usd per year
shrimp
#c highest gdp country (the highest country by gdp at exchange rate is the united states. the gross domestic product of the united states is about 25.5 trillion us dollars per year)
shrimp
#c second highest gdp country (the 2nd highest country by gdp at exchange rate is china. the gross domestic product of china is about 18 trillion us dollars per year)
shrimp
oh wow
nibble
#c country with highest drug abuse (cannot compute)
shrimp
#c how are you doing today wolfram alpha (i am doing well, thank you)
smog
:)
smog
#c hello kitty native country (cannot compute)
nibble
#ai country with highest drug abuse

The country with the highest reported rates of drug abuse is Iran. According to a 2020 report by the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime, an estimated 4.2% of adults aged 15-64 in Iran have used drugs in the past year, making it the country with the highest prevalence of drug use globally.

Other countries that have high rates of drug abuse include Russia (3.6%), Kyrgyzstan (3.5%), and Estonia (2.9%). However, it is important to note that these statistics may not accurately reflect actual rates of drug use due to underreporting or limited data collection methods in certain regions.

Factors such as poverty, social inequality, political instability, and lack of access to education can contribute to higher levels of substance abuse within a population. Additionally, cultural attitudes towards drug use and availability/accessibility of drugs also play a significant role in determining levels of drug abuse within a country.
country with highest drug abuse
shrimp
#c i just got a blue drop from a mob worth 13 gold isnt that cool? (cannot compute)
fujo
#c 41 in ascii (cannot compute)
>>116553
smog
computer is shy and doesn't like to talk sometimes i guess
smog
#c convert hex to ascii: 41 (cannot compute)
fujo
#c ascii(42) (cannot compute)
fujo
bad calculator!!
shrimp
>>116555
yeah vendors dont pay well
shrimp
but the auction house...
shrimp
i think its cause its fire res so its good for molten core
>>116566
shrimp
the raid
shrimp
cause theres lots of fire
smog
#c ascii(ඞ) (cannot compute)
smog
#c(cannot compute)
smog
#c utf codepoint of this character: ඞ (cannot compute)
smog
#c i'm disappointed in you (cannot compute)
nibble
.play lady gaga paparazzi
shrimp
probably sell and end up buying it later unless theres like better ones
krissu 👹
why is youtube so shitttttttttt
krissu 👹
omg lady gaga yay
nibble
giwtwm
krissu 👹
shes so iconic
krissu 👹
.play lady gaga alejandro
>>116583
krissu 👹
omg what is that lipstick how do i get mine to look like that
nibble
ALEALEALEALEALEALEALEALEJANDRO
>>116578
nibble
.play call me maybe
krissu 👹
.play lykke li i follow rivers
!nIOh.loris
gaga used to be my "guilty pleasure" musician.
nowadays she is just my muse
>>116586
fujo
listening to most music isn't a pleasure for me
krissu 👹
>>116584
yay c: i can relate >< gosh there were so many musicians like that actually... i remember trying rly hard to convince myself that there was nothing gay abt listening to the smiths when i was still in the closet lol
>>116595
fujo
i physically cringe turning on the radio nowadays
nibble
DUDE MUSIC IS JUST SO BAD THESE DAYSS
nibble
boomer opinion
fujo
survivorship bias
fujo
i mean there is good stuff
fujo
but i never really liked the music thats popular
smog
pop music is mostly bad to be fair
nibble
i can appreciate a good n catchy pop song for what it is idk
krissu 👹
idk charli xcx said i think artistry speaks for itself and that rly sums up how i feel abt pop music/modern music... like we can tell the difference between art and just commercial idk stuff meant to make money
nibble
i usually only listen to brian ferneyhough
nibble
.play charlie xcx 360
shrimp
i love listening to music especially songs n stuff
nibble
same
nibble
i used to study musicology lol
krissu 👹
snoot :3
krissu 👹
i love how long snoot doggies always look a bit shy/guilty
nibble
:>
!nIOh.loris
i love music, specially songs and albums
krissu 👹
so true bestie
krissu 👹
have u heard the 360 remix w yung lean i like it ><
krissu 👹
.play charli xcx yung lean 360
nibble
.play charli xcx 360 aphex twin remix
krissu 👹
woa wtf i didnt know there was an aphex twin remix
nibble
me neither
nibble
lmao
krissu 👹
excited
nibble
.play charlie xcx 360 autechre remix
nibble
.skip
nibble
I I FOLLOW I FOLLOW U AT NIGHT BABY
krissu 👹
:333
nibble
.jump 30
nibble
.jump 30
fujo
krissu!!
krissu 👹
hai hai
fujo
look what i picked up
krissu 👹
omg based lol that one under the antifascist one goes sooo hard i love the freebsd logo lol
nibble
.skip
krissu 👹
makes me feel like we never left 2011
krissu 👹
whered u get that stuff
krissu 👹
woa cool
fujo
it was way too overcrowded :((
krissu 👹
aw that sux i hate crowds
fujo
it was cool people though, so only half as bad ig
krissu 👹
ya that makes sense
fujo
but like, i didnt get to watch any talks that i wanted to see :(
fujo
>>116640
i was wearing a mask so i didnt really..
krissu 👹
aw what kinda stuff did they have going on
>>116643
fujo
>>116642
uuuugh, i wanted to watch some bsd / llvm and rust talks
fujo
and the one that daniel stenberg (curl dude) held
>>116647
nibble
.play pepe the rust programming language
nibble
.play rust in a nutshell
krissu 👹
i wish i could write one of those funny little programs everyone uses and then just be the fizzbang person
krissu 👹
im leaving for finland tomorrow o_o wont get there till the day after tho
krissu 👹
and im not coming back!!
nibble
can you say hi to that finish ecologist for me i forget his name
krissu 👹
mm not familiar sadly ><
>>116657
fujo
are you moving to finland?
krissu 👹
yupyup
fujo
whoa..
krissu 👹
ya im excited but also nervous but also i dont want to stay in the us if i have a choice at this point
fujo
are you gonna study there?
>>116661
nibble
oh hes dead lol
nibble
.skip
krissu 👹
>>116658
prob just get a job, im a citizen so moving there isnt too hard and ive already got a place to stay for as long as i need
nibble
.skip
nibble
.skip
fujo
that's pretty great
krissu 👹
ya i hope things r easy and work out ok
fujo
i was considering some northern eu states too if stuff in germany goes to hell
krissu 👹
scary :< why is the world becoming so scary
fujo
elon musk is like.. current day goebbels kinda
fujo
the way he interfers with german politics is just grotesque
krissu 👹
ya i just dont get it, how tf can he even like whats his stake in german politics its like he literally just wants to spread far right politics as far and wide as he can
nibble
.play john adams hiroshima
nibble
.skip
krissu 👹
and hes a drugged up lunatic to boot, idk what anyone sees in him
nibble
i lied i dont have netflix take your shoes of were listening to philip glass
nibble
.play philip glass einstein on the beach
anon
I think I had heard this kind of music somewhere I just don't know where I would have
nibble
minimalist classical music? the style is very popular for film music
anon
no, something exactly like this one
nibble
ah yes i think this exact piece was in some movie score
krissu 👹
god i always wax poetic when i think abt the development of quantum mechanics and relativity in the 20th century... to think that such wonderful, beautiful discoveries abt the nature of reality would culminate in the creation of nuclear weaponry :(
>>116722>>116725
nibble
its all gay, extremely gay i hate physics and i hate thay i have to study it
krissu 👹
aw fair lol i always struggled in physics even tho i majored in math
krissu 👹
physics has all these rules and its hard... math u kinda just figure it out yknow lol
>>116688
nibble
>>116685
you have to know so much for physics. with math you can usually figure it out by yourself
krissu 👹
ya thats exactly how i felt about it
nibble
i was enrolled for a distance degree in pure math for a while but it was too much worj next to my jobbu...
krissu 👹
aw im sorry :< i feel that, it took everything i had to make it through a math degree and i was fortunate to not have to work
>>116696
nibble
>>116691
im not gonna debate that, i have no skills whatsoever
smog
me either... i was just being mean...
>>116699
krissu 👹
then i went to grad school and it totally kicked my butt and i dropped out lol
krissu 👹
>>116696
ya, esp if ur a loner... so many of my classmates would form groups to work on stuff together but i was always by myself cuz i was too timid to talk to anyone
>>116701>>116702
nibble
>>116694
hey youre mean too? so am i! maybe we should be mean to people together
>>116703
smog
>>116697
math is better than pure and beautiful physics, which is better than gay and retarded. checks out
smog
>>116699
i'm only a kind of play mean that isn't actually mean when u dig beneath the surface
>>116704
smog
>>116704
exercising the hate muscle to protect yoself... i feel it... good to not be a pushover when others start getting nasty
nibble
.play glassworks
nibble
>>116707
that pretty much describes me yes
smog
ping ponging around from one mode of social conduct to another
krissu 👹
i think to be a people pleaser u have to have first experienced smth at the hands of someone else that made u scared to make ppl unhappy
>>116713
anon
>>116707
i switch between these two about 5 times a day
nibble
.play arnold schönberg verklärte nacht
smog
>>116714
guten morgen anonynounysnnmns
nibble
>>116714
good morning anon i have no opinion on you
anon
warum so viele Deutsche hier heute?
smog
it's a very german board sometimes
nibble
das internet ist in deutschland
smog
the only people with computers can also speak german #sciencefact
anon
>>116681
i wish we could have at least focused on the good part of it and switched over to nuclear for most of our energy, it would have delayed all this climate change stuff a few decades i feel like
smog
i think humans will find a way to turn unlimited free energy into something to kill eachother with eventually. we're very good at that
>>116724
anon
>>116723
yeah, i dont disagree, it just would have been nice if we could use the unlimited free energy part to make unlimited free energy too :(
>>116727
nibble
>>116681
deep cut back to this, nuclear weapons sre awesome actually
smog
done complete
nibble
woa
smog
welcome to heaven it's exactly like being alive
smog
because being alive is so epic and awesome
nibble
i have no words
anon
what if there was already another life and this is purgatory already
>>116736>>116737
nibble
.skip
smog
>>116734
i'd hate to see what pre-purgatory looks like then......... scary....
anon
there wouldnt be dogs in hell.
anon
Theres lots of really really bad stuff but also theres a couple things that are so good that this cant be hell
>>116743
KittyUwUminati
Do you know what time it is wormies??? it's time for the... Anti TERF island anthem
>>116744
nibble
>>116741
good things are an illusion. it all turns to shit in the end
>>116748
anon
also like heroin
smog
>>116743
>sunlight is an illusion. it all sets beyond the horizon in the end
anon
so, purgatory probably
nibble
>>116746
its like a dominant major chord before a minor chord, it serves to make the pain worse
>>116752
smog
>>116746
maybe hell feels so good that you can't escape it
anon
>>116750
nuh uh theres plenty of people who just do lots and lots of heroin and then accidentally die very quickly and painlessly their lives are probably like averaging extremely high happiness and comfort
>>116753>>116754>>116755
smog
if i pluck a newborn from the womb and inject it with heroin then kick it off a ten storey building, you gotta admit that kid is doing some great pleasure numbers before it hits the ground
nibble
>heroin addicts are happy actually
>>116759
nibble
based based based take
anon
>>116757
ive met a few functional opiate addicts in their 50s, its definitely rare but doable to be on opiates most of your life
>>116761
anon
NOT ADVOCATING THAT THO CAUSE MOST PEOPLE WHO DIE HEROIN HAVE BAD LIVES DONT DO HEROIN WORMIES JUST SAYING
>>116762
nibble
>>116759
1. baseline life is miserable 2. heroin addiction makes one more miserable therfore a functional heroin addict is more miserable than the average person qed
>>116766
smog
>>116760
your post made me want to get into heroin, thx for the rec :)
>>116763
smog
new post on r/heroin:

hey everyone, new user here! what's the best gague needle to inject with?
anon
hmmm ill see what's going on on wormtube while I'm waiting for my next class....
anon
HERE'S WHY YOU SHOULD DO HEROIN
smog
>>116769
anti-heroin user detected, sending automated junkiebots to your location with rusty needles and a fuckload of dope
>>116773
nibble
love late romantic harmony
anon
>>116770
woah. I'm not worried the junkiebots will just do all the dope themselves and pretend they did it
>>116779
smog
>>116768
to be fair it's a bad thing only cause you get so fuckin needy for the high that anything less becomes undesireable so u forego all the normal shit a human has to do
the juice itself is fine but the squeeze is where the hurt lives
anon
>>116768
i mean. okay look i really dont want to make opiate abuse sound appealing because it is genuinely life ruining. BUT like 1 in 10000 opiate users actually has enough self control to slowly ramp up their dose over many years and periodically go cold turkey to reset and they are basically always in the good part of the high
>>116776>>116777>>116778
nibble
>>116775
they would still be "happier" being sober (still miserable)
>>116781
smog
>>116773
it's true we have a real problem with the junkiebots
anon
all im saying is if this is hell theres 0 in 10,000 who are allowed to do that
smog
>>116777
agree w/#this don't do drugs
nibble
look youre free to do as much heroin as youd like you dont need to convince us
i like sad things
i didn't have my name onnn
i like sad things
peoples have to know my stance on sad things
smog
we need someone to corner each market of emotion
smog
you got sadness on lock
i like sad things
:*)
anon
this is purely a thought experiment to prove this isnt hell DO NOT START TAKING OPIATES WORMIES i swear to god
>>116789
3.406% booger!boymodewng
>>116791
you're such a bitch
i like sad things
damn smog get owned
smog
it's true
smog
i can't lie
3.407% booger!boymodewng
>>116793
i'm getting amazon tomorrow so get owned
>>116801
smog
ANTI NIGHTCORE
nibble
.play john cage water walk
3.408% booger!boymodewng
chapstick
gel pens
razors
vaccum cleaner
water proof boot thing
leather curing boot thing

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