ok, playing despacito
.play despacito

what

thanks alexa

alexa play vocaloid despacito

ok, playing vocaloid despacito
.play vocaloid despacito

much better

>>120052
if they got a file on u at all then you have lost the game my friend... once they notice u you're toast....

>>120060
idk i am literally just fat and unimportant lol

>>120049
how post-ironic

>>120044
every day the horrors increase

>>120062
haha yeah...... ironic....

were gonna live in the woods morty like libertarians

I want to live inna woods....

the libertarians have been utterly cucked by the mises fuckers

>>120067
mises himself wasn't even that bad, the mises fuckers have been chucked by the rothbard fuckers

CHUCKED

.skip

sovl

VY2 (falsetto) is what I wish I could pull off

[YouTube] vs [YouTube]

god I want a range like that

real having range is cool as hell

i'm between two octaves so i have to like switch around a lot of the time when singin

.play uni vy2 falsetto

welcome back to vocaloid hour

>>120080
god I wish that were me so i could have something to distract me from the horrors

>>120079
every hour is vocaloid hour if you have the courage

.play fukiretta

i ain't no yella belly

>x9

the fucking x9 version

.play fukkireta kasane teto sv

>>120081
consider employment anon it's pretty useful for money

>>120088
I'M TRYING

.skip

sv teto my beloved (original is good too)

>>120089
praying for ur success nona

thanks goms

.play fake heart kagamine rin kagamine len

oh shit it's the full version

SV Teto sounds so good it's insane how far vocal synthesis has come (different engine than vocaloid but that's nerd shit)

the vibrato is quite good, i didn't think it was vocaloid at first

https://vocadb.net/T/6745/synthesizer-v

the silion looking uver

>>119911
tru

i wish someone looked at me like len looked at that robot thing with heart eyes

>>120107
the lord laughs at the slappers for he knows their posts are numbered

lets see who's slapping whom in exactly 3459 posts

.play ちっちゃな私

it's over...

rip f

.play tiny me kasane teto

wormwatch is latin supremacist

>english cover

it's actually over

.skip

try searchin for the intended vid on yt then .play the link

>>120117
?

>>120115
you'll see........ you'll ALL see..........

.play [YouTube]

not vocaloid but

byuteeful

>>120088
this, pull yourself up by your bootstraps

>>120125
it's jsut that easy!!!!!!!!!

the job market is great right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you're not employed it's a personal failure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

being poor is a moral failure, in fact

unless you're white

in which case it's the jews/minorities

of course

that's a given yes yes

the minorities are jealous of the whites, it's simple phrenology

[Twitter] @MinModulation unironically this tweet

my (former since i left twitter) mutual!

you know it's gonna be a good day when the feds are watching

when I say unironically I mean that's what they unironically believe

>>120137
there aren't any feds here anon

reply to this post with any crimes you've committed recently to prove you're not a fed

my only crime is loving my friends

>>120141
ten years no bail

>>120141
>having friends

what the hell you promised you werent a fed

>>120144
it's a citizen's arrest >:)

is it a citizens jail too

.play freude schöner götterfunke tochter aus elysium

>>120143
this is how you avoid culpability, can't get ratted out if nobody knows u did it

>>120146
yeah.... we ran out of budget....

im just gunna walk out

nooooo you cant it's high sec!!!!!!!

ugh fine just for you

>>120148
don't do the crime (having friends) if you can't do the time

yay wahoo prisoners yay

>>120147
>gotterfunke
eu funko pops??

>>120155
what

gotter funke pops

I don't like beethoven actually

but I like schiller he was way better than goethe

>>119989
all you’d need to do is get your homies to measure susceptibility to having to pee at bad times then take the gene from the ones who need to do so less which correlate most strongly with it in your children

>>120161
doing genetic breeding experiments on my own kin

>>120161
uhh... okay? stay safe stay hydrated

>>120164
do NOT stay hydrated that's how the piss demons win

>>120165
oui

>>120165
#reply translate american

Does anyone else here actually speak German? translate american

nein

la longue preference dand center page

dan's

>>119996
🔥🔥🔥

>>120172
Dan's Diner

.play nighthawks at the diner

reee

>>120173
#translate

I hate autocorrect can't be asked to speak the frog language

>>120173
#reply translate to japanese thanks

あなたは第一次��界大��で��けました��、笑。私はち��うど「西部�������常なし」を見��わりました。 translate to japanese thanks

o i forgot it spits out �s

>>120164
the anti hydration demons have been winning lately ty wormie

>>120179
you could add a new lang to the keyboard n that'd prob change the autocorrect predictions

>>120183
oh I know but I never ever speak French ever so why bother lol

>>120184
so true #this

#c translate english: "comment putain vous osez" (cannot compute)

grgrgrrr

>>120186
just a cringe language sorry, just speak English like a normal person pls

>>120165
jeder spricht hier German

>>120192
uhh deutsche website? hallo?

.skip

>>120195
>not glowing
how can i trust that you're really a fed.......................................................

>>120192
it's just a good language to know u know

it's true......

mobilebros......

>>120201
frens out glowie the glowies...

it's the arc de triumph yes?

I hate Brussels because they invented Brussel sprouts

>>120219
could be a blender model also

>>120206
ich glaube deine Kommentare verschwimmen im Meer der Weltsprache

>>120221
WIDERLICH

>>120221
yummy tbh

anon said you're cringe

>daw deutsch nicht die weltsprache ist...

kobe's dead boojer....................

>>120236
were never giving up

>>120229
soon #tm™

>>120234
>sie weiß es nicht

>>120234
i think it just means you're cringe as hell and anon is lmaoing @ u

>>120234
weltsprache = lingua franca hope this helps

>>120241
:( sowwy

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERSLAAAAAAAAM

how do you write out the way he says superslam

spit swapping makeout match

she's gonna fuck up john cena

>>120252
Deutsche Bahn Moment

she's a great actress

>>120222
#checked#checked

jtidvfkdievr

>>120259
same

>>120260
every day...

sometimes u just gotta sidufhsiu em

>>120262
sure

>>120267
Major third

*indistinct muffling*

traintism

France are you ok

>australia: i come from a land down under

wtf

>>120282
cool phone number

it's

rightimonmyphoneagainspacesblowitup

wrong jingle

>>120290
IN ZE INTEREST OF JOUR PERSONAL ZECURITY

this one

>>120300
achtung achtung, poors about

>>120299
.play [YouTube]

time to drink this eggnog

blessed quaffing to you pandobra

>>120300
hate when this happens

clean up my eggnog thats messed up!!!

you are so mean..

nicest french person

heheh

never met a french person

>>120318
blessed soul...

kidding the French are alright

just dont drink eggnog around them i guess....

.play bach French suites

timer

only 16 hours to go

you wont BELIEVE what happens in 16 hours

#timer 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999:999

how high does the timer go
timer

LOL

see you in a year

timer

whwhwowwaw

.play Aktuelle Kamera Intro 1979 HQ

[YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

#timer999999999999999999999999999999:9999999999999999999999999999999999:9999999999999999999999999999999999:99999999999999999999999999999999999:99999999999999999999999999999999

>>120326
i think it's no space between numbers and the timer word

#timer999999999999999999999999999999:9999999999999999999999999999999999:9999999999999999999999999999999999:99999999999999999999999999999999999

timer

timer finished

overflowed lole

yeah lmao

timer

15 min

lol

1.8e jillion microsends

>>120348
can't wait. I mean I literally can't wait

timer

oh yes

INVALID DATE

endas at NaN

thats actually the heat death of the universe

>>120347
hheheheheehee

>>120352
when unix time overflows that's when the universe ends

.play [YouTube]

>>120354
the time t party to end all time t parties

#c unix time now (cannot compute)

wtfff

>>120356
the time > all time

or i guess it wouldn't even be greater than cause it'd just be nan

fucked up

#wiki time t party [Wikipedia]

[Wikipedia]
based

.play [YouTube]

rgrgrgr

when's the next time t party, i wanna celebrate

[Wikipedia]
hmm i guess it's 13 yrs away uhoh

omg it's y2k all over again

seems a lot harder to solve too cause if the system is 32bit then ur just hosed

true better start preparing a bombshelter in the backyard now

32bit planes will fall from the sky!!!!!!!!!!

>>120372
oh would it b easy to resolve in 32bit systems?

hmmmmmm true.... i guess i be thinkin of silly things.....

if glegle is so good how come there's no gleglegle

THE Y2KS GOING TO GET US

4 of mine and one of yours

>>120378
just wait til glegle finds a partner and has glildren

id ont even know how to spell grnadparent

.jump 01:12:31

>>120385
that's it you got it

.skip

im so smart

.play [YouTube]

>>120389
I'm not. I try to be as dumb as humanly possible so that civilisation will fall

>>120379
gonna slap so hard

>>120391
what if u became really smart and used that to make civilization fall

>>120391
highly regarded accelerationism

>>120393
seems like too much work. I am not just dumb but also extremely lazy

>>120394
the acoustic child's guide to civilisational collapse

im the laziest

im too lazy to respond to that

meow

#bark

#meow #bark

#meow

what does the hashtag do

#meow

its for commands

#make me a millon dolalr

>>120406
#make every character a big money bag emoji

mmmmm purple'd

>>120409
hello
#schizotextflop

bullshit

.skip

im pandobwa

>>120412
actually i am

and yet your name is anon..... curious!

biggest liar detected and caught

take em away to citizens jail

ten years in solitary for everyone

wait not me though

you're already in normal jail, no solitary

if I had to go to jail I'd want to spend my entire sentence in solitary

it's a complex system here

i love normal citiznes jail

pandobra stole my name im anon because she stole it i cant use it it was stolen

>>120420
honestly real it doesn't sound that different from normal shutin life

>>120424
yup. and it beats getting abused by other inmates anyway

>>120423
do you have the loicense for that name

>>120423
keep typing and imma steal your anon too

got it roit here mate

i love the voice over actors in this russia cops ep

I hate that you need a loicense for everything

u dont need a license to drive a car u can just do it

apparently u can just not get one and then ignore the letters

it's true you can just not get a licence and nobody checks

>>120435
>ignore the letters

i live in a "free" country wher eyou need a LICENSE to drive a "motor vehicle"

>>120440
license to drive? I don't even need a license to kill

>>120439
you are, weirdly enough

>>120444
yes, among other things

I think I have nerve damage in my left hand uwu

carpal tunnel?

unlikely. maybe. idk. it just keeps going numb out of the blue lately. I just ignore it lol

>>120449
I hope it kills me in any case uwu