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anon
>>124324 apparently it’s end to end encrypted! so literally better than discord. I always thought it was some dumb poor ppl bad version of fancy rich people messengers but it’s e2ee. signal still better.
>>124330
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>124323
"i don't have much spanish"?
anon
no conoco? no se, i thought that was an acceptable way to phrase it in spanish idk
>>124332
na-bee-eh (nadie)
SPANISH
!nIOh.loris
>>124309
if u think abt it. documentaries are fun to watch because it has visual stimulation to keep u entertained but u actually learn the information when u read the text that is explaining in detail abt certain subject
>>124347
na-bee-eh (nadie)
señorita
anon
nadie como nobody
anon
no usar accentos en internet :P
na-bee-eh (nadie)
yes
na-bee-eh (nadie)
hay que aprender a usar los acentos!!!
na-bee-eh (nadie)
because they're important, if you don't use them the change of some words could change
>>124348>>124344
anon
por q
anon
todos mi interacciones de espanol esta en internet, habladoras (?) nativo no usar ellos en internet? o no?
>>124346
anon
>>124330
I think most good things do but that’s great! though I doubt it really protects metadata
na-bee-eh (nadie)
the meaning of the words could change
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>124342
spanish is very common in the internet...
anon
>>124331
because reading makes me engage and do something while documentaries just play. 1-1 tutoring is still probably the very best but who can afford that
anon
>>124340
pero nobody en internet uses Que neither
anon
They say q mostly
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i mean yeah but you are NOT them
anon
but I'm trying to learn properly so i dont seem stiff and weird idk
na-bee-eh (nadie)
they do it because they know how to speak fluently
na-bee-eh (nadie)
okay
na-bee-eh (nadie)
then
na-bee-eh (nadie)
what's the difference between pq and por q
anon
idk is there one?
na-bee-eh (nadie)
you tell me
na-bee-eh (nadie)
you wanna use them
anon
no se thats why im trying to learn
na-bee-eh (nadie)
see
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that's why u gotta learn formal spanish first
>>124364
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that's how i learnt english
na-bee-eh (nadie)
first you gotta be able to speak it "the right way" (no such thing really) and then u can start using slang and stuff
anon
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This is out of date now but it's the most recent federal government document I could find
>>124370
na-bee-eh (nadie)
it means
na-bee-eh (nadie)
oh damn
na-bee-eh (nadie)
it CAN mean
anon
por que
anon
es lo mismo no???
na-bee-eh (nadie)
wait
na-bee-eh (nadie)
waiittttt
na-bee-eh (nadie)
it can mean
na-bee-eh (nadie)
"porque", "por qué" and "porqué", and SOMETIMES it can also mean "por que"
anon
pero todos de estos estan muy similiar no?
na-bee-eh (nadie)
yeah but they're not the same at all
na-bee-eh (nadie)
can u explain why?
>>124383
anon
porque = Because
na-bee-eh (nadie)
why = por qué
>>124398
anon
okay but in my brain "why" is acceptable to use in place of Because, Why, or Reason in english
anon
if someone says i do it why its fun
anon
I understand the meaning
na-bee-eh (nadie)
"lo hago porque es divertido"
>>124396
na-bee-eh (nadie)
"i do it cus it's funny"
anon
rules of lenguas estan stupidos
na-bee-eh (nadie)
they're not they're necessary
anon
they are fake
na-bee-eh (nadie)
"why" = por qué
"because" = porque
[cause of something] = porqué
[preposition] = porque
>>124399
anon
I do it for what it's fun makes sense to me in english and if someone says it to me in english i understand what they mean and thats all i rly care about crossing cultural boundaries n shit
na-bee-eh (nadie)
they're all completely different >>124395
!nIOh.loris
porque por qué por quë porquê pór què aefrsgrtdgnfjekbwhuidfvhbjedfdhbhduscdhbedhudfhvbfdedhudfivhbdedhjdufjbndejfdiudjhbenddhfuvifdhjedbhdfuijhwbjfduivdhjbedjfdvudhjbedwehhdfuvidhjebwdjhdfuvdjhedidfbejdfbedjdfbedwjudfhbwdhsducjfhdbnddjsduhdbndjhsduhfbded
odio odio
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ok a good sentence to show it's necessary to understand the difference is
na-bee-eh (nadie)
¿por qué no quieres entender el porqué porque y por que son distintas?
anon
But thats like a tongue twister ;_;
>>124409
anon
es el mismo en ingles con "Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo"
anon
I mean i know ur right but im just saying my motivation and executive function to learn a full language to fluency formally is just not there, if i can learn slang at least i can communicate a bit in chatrooms and games and thats mostly what i would use it for abyways
>>124411
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>124404
>>124406
it's actually a very easy and functional sentence. everyone would understand what you're saying if u asked
na-bee-eh (nadie)
it's not just "buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo"
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>124408
okay that'd be understandable understandable but you'll basically just putting urself in an uncomfortable situation
>>124414
anon
kkkkkkkkk
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>124414
cus you gotta learn basic grammar to be able to communicate and start using slang
anon
should i just not talk to them then :c
anon
grammar
anon
In Ujishūi Monogatari there is the following story about Takamura that illustrates his wit. One day in the palace of Saga Tennō, someone erected a scroll with the writing "無悪善" (NO EVIL GOODNESS). No one in the palace was able to decipher its meaning. The emperor then ordered Takamura to read it and he responded:

"It will be good if there is no evil (悪無くば善からん, saga nakuba yokaran),"

reading the character for evil (悪, aku) as "Saga" to indicate Saga Tennō. The emperor was incensed at his audacity and proclaimed that because only Takamura was able to read the scroll, he must have been the one who put it up in the first place. However, Takamura pleaded his innocence, saying that he was simply deciphering the meaning of the scroll. The emperor said, "Oh, so you can decipher any writing, can you?" and asked Takamura to read a row of twelve characters for child (子):

"子子子子子子子子子子子子".

Takamura immediately responded:

neko no ko koneko, shishi no ko kojishi (猫の子子猫、獅子の子子獅子),

using the variant readings ne, ko, shi, ji for the character (子). This translates to "the cat's young kitten, the lion's young cub" or with annotations:

"the young of cat (猫, neko), kitten (子猫, koneko) and the young of lion (獅子, shishi), cub (子獅子, kojishi)."

The emperor was amused by Takamura's wit and withdrew the accusation.
anon
en espanol
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i..........
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i mean
na-bee-eh (nadie)
you literally didn't put the most important verb in that sentence
na-bee-eh (nadie)
which is
na-bee-eh (nadie)
to know
anon
But thats true in english too?? like if we're talking about grammar and someone says "i have a bit :c" you know what they mean right? you don't usually repeat the subject of the conversation over and over no?
na-bee-eh (nadie)
yeah but not in spanish
na-bee-eh (nadie)
oh yeah, in spanish you can skip it, but in that case your sentence wasn't making much sense because, basically, grammar is not something you posess, but something you know. you said "i have a little", not "i know a little"
anon
I walked the dog, oh, where did you walk the dog, i walked the dog to the park
anon
i walked the dog, oh where, the park
anon
should i use conosco then
na-bee-eh (nadie)
conozco is not the same as saber
anon
or
anon
yeah i know how to say more stuff than i know how to spell cause i learned a bunch of this in school
na-bee-eh (nadie)
conozco is like, tangible stuff
na-bee-eh (nadie)
yea, "yo sé sumar"
anon
ah okay
anon
so if i know an abstract concept its saber?
na-bee-eh (nadie)
"yo sé restar"
anon
fuck im so bad at conjugation
na-bee-eh (nadie)
entender is to understand
anon
or entender would that be acceptable for something like that
anon
entender un poquito de epanol per no mucho
na-bee-eh (nadie)
oh yeah that'd make sense
na-bee-eh (nadie)
"entiendo un poco de español, pero no mucho"
anon
yeah entiendo fuck
anon
Conjugation ;_;
na-bee-eh (nadie)
you can also say
na-bee-eh (nadie)
"puedo entender"
na-bee-eh (nadie)
"i can understand"
na-bee-eh (nadie)
cus you're conjugating the verb "to can" (poder) so you don't have to do the same with the next one
anon
why is it se no sabo thats really confusing to me
>>124459
anon
i guess like did/will makes no fucking sense either
anon
or go/went
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>124456
short explanation: cacophonic
na-bee-eh (nadie)
it just sound bad
anon
ah okay makes sense
anon
when is conocer used then
anon
like knowing a person or place or something?
na-bee-eh (nadie)
"conoces a ella"
anon
Conoce ella? etc
anon
talking abt a person
na-bee-eh (nadie)
"la conoces?"
anon
anon
okay this is a good lesson thank u im procrastinating my work tho so i gotta go actually do that
anon
did they not teach you spanish in school
>>124471
anon
>>124470
They did but like a decade ago
na-bee-eh (nadie)
honestly
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i gotta say
na-bee-eh (nadie)
it's really cute that you think it'd be "no sabo" because that's a common "mistake" little kids do when they're learning spanish
na-bee-eh (nadie)
it's a playful way to say you don't know something, actually
na-bee-eh (nadie)
"dónde dejaste las llaves?" (where did u left the keys??)
"ah, no sabo" (ah, no clue)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
we all gonna know what you mean but if u say it with a convincing accent we gonna asume you're being silly
anon
ah hehehe
na-bee-eh (nadie)
however if u have a foreigner accent we gonna think "aww he's trying his best" or something
anon
my spanish is pretty halting i dont think id be convincing lmao
anon
but my accent is maybe pretty good because one of my spanish teachers made a really big deal out of it but shes from spain spain not mexico
anon
And she was from the region where they lisp some words like on purpose so i lisp some things xd
anon
espanol latinoamerica es el mejor espanol
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ohhh like
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ohhhhh
anon
madrid
na-bee-eh (nadie)
yeah
na-bee-eh (nadie)
Madrid
na-bee-eh (nadie)
they do that
anon
no i thought that was using tu instead of vos
>>124494
anon
but i still do have to stop mid sentence a lot to think of words or just like... use the english word and try to mimic it with my hands and look pleadingly at them like im so sorry ;_;
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>124493
that's not the name either
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>124495
yeah that's when u use "vos" instead of "tú"
na-bee-eh (nadie)
very common in argentina
anon
dont some places not use vosotros at all
na-bee-eh (nadie)
most of latin america don't use "vosotros"
anon
its like just nos or ellas or whatever
na-bee-eh (nadie)
"nosotros", "ustedes", "tú", "ellos"
>>124507
na-bee-eh (nadie)
instead of
na-bee-eh (nadie)
idk
na-bee-eh (nadie)
"vosotros", "tú"
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>124502
nosotros is we and vosotros is basically
na-bee-eh (nadie)
"y'all"
na-bee-eh (nadie)
important distinction
na-bee-eh (nadie)
despite the fact they sound similar
anon
fuck i have a whole ass essay to write in 3 hours
anon
in english not spanish
anon
;-;
na-bee-eh (nadie)
about what
na-bee-eh (nadie)
o
na-bee-eh (nadie)
byebye anon
na-bee-eh (nadie)
:3
anon
y gracias for ayuda me apprender mas
>>124523
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>124521
you're welcome !!!
na-bee-eh (nadie)
hasta luegooo
!nIOh.loris
my head hurts now imma sleep
!nIOh.loris
cya sistetrs
na-bee-eh (nadie)
me too
!nIOh.loris
me voy a mimir
!nIOh.loris
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
anon
#itsover (121)
anon
Its gonna be fun tbh
anon
But im just in a time crunch
anon
oh rip gone already
anon
ohgoddamn8tthespacethingisstillhappening
>>124556
anon
test
test
anon
hi
anon
hi
anon
hi
camber
hoi, how are you?
nonners
@opworm new paging feature prevents us from searching in the entire thread
>>124555
anon
o-opwormsiblings??
anon
we JOB to thread searches....
smog
>>124545
lol and lmao and rip anony..... i've tested ff android beta and it works fine for me so might be something wrong w/ur keyboard
anon
>>124555
im very togglepilled i think we should just have a massive settings menu and have all of these things be options. It does increase maintenance and compatibility work a lot tho...
>>124558
smog
>>124557
toggles make da world go round tbh, user customisation is necessary imo when diff choices are mutually exclusive.....
work go up is the unfortunate consequence of UI + UX improvements
>>124562
smog
at least in this case, the old "show entire ass thread" format used to be used so could be slapped back in
smog
but.... 30k post limit....... will be ouchie.... to load @ once
anon
>>124558
at the moment the dev cost is kind of absurd compared to the userbase, like a whole number percent of active users are also active developers, i think stuff like this might make a lot more sense once we have more users
>>124564
anon
altho i do agree, and for whatever my opinion is worth i will support togglepilling the site :3
>>124564
smog
>>124562
true, it sure ain't urgent or a priority..........
>>124563
we will shift the toggle-overton window and make dreams reality!!! toggles for all!!!!!!!!
anon
ai posts?
anon
>>124569
#riskflip (heads) #riskflip (tails) #riskflip (tails) #riskflip (tails) #riskflip (heads) #riskflip (heads) #riskflip (tails) #rekt (122)
anon
government stooges are turning the guaremalans trans
>>124573
3.288% booger!boymodewng
i'm a government stooge
>>124574
anon
>>124571
#change guaremalans to guatemalans
Anonymous
fear not cove holden for i am here i have a doctors checkup routine one today
>>124576
gud meowning anon
#ksay cove holden
3.285% booger!boymodewng
now you've been disappeared
anon
ow
Anonymous
does anyone know why voice messages were removed from brainworms?
>>124590>>124606
anon
watch this i can read your runes illegally
>>124584
anon
>>124579
#skeet (skeet must contain text or image)
anon
>>124579
#bleet (bleet must contain text or image)
anon
what the FR*ck that used to work
>>124589
3.283% booger!boymodewng
hahahahhahahahah
anon
>>124592
#tireiron #slap #kick #punt #melt #kiss #hug #rekt (123)
3.280% booger!boymodewng
ugh time to go to WORK
>>124599
3.279% booger!boymodewng
this is BULLSHIT
>>124598
anon
Where is my ancient persian and calculus
Anonymous
>>124590
we used to have someone who went by the name cr0w who left all sorts of amazing voice messages, also loved leaving voice messages in anon mode
smog
>>124582
>>124590
they're still there i think, the mic input is just hidden by default...
settings (top right) -> extra -> show mic button
>>124614
smog
damn deepseek is NOT schizophrenic enough
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sometimes i sleeeped and sometimes im awakkeddd :D :D :D
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gm melon gang
>>124616
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>>124609
i feel like i just summoned a ghost or smth like this is the ring but an audio clip please dont kill me
>>124618
anon
>>124606
omg based togglepilling has begun :D
anon
My psychic influence must have gone back in time and told opwormie how cool toggles are
anon
>>124611
GOOOOOD MORNING LIBPOLIETNAM!!!
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i miss robin williams he was a cool guy :(
Anonymous
>>124613
fear not sadchan for my wormies are safe
krissu 👹
aaaaaaAAAAAaaAAaaaaaaaa frens i thought i had a 3 month supply of all my medications but i only have like 2 more weeks of spiro
>>124622
krissu 👹
i gotta speed run figuring out how to get more in finland
i like sad things
>>124619
just stop doing spiro so you even need it after years of Hrt???
i like sad things
Your balls should be inert
krissu 👹
but they can come back cant they...
anon
im on spiro mono
i like sad things
not really if you are on a good regimen of hrt
i like sad things
t. mono E with no AA
krissu 👹
idk i just switched from injections to pills again cuz pills r more common in finland
i like sad things
oh damn :(
i like sad things
i would see if you can still do injections because injections are just better
krissu 👹
ya but they dont like to prescribe them here
i like sad things
even still idk if you even need an AA at this point. your T should be annihilated
krissu 👹
its p low in all my tests but still... scary... i kinda wanna keep taking aa's just for peace of mind
i like sad things
spiro has awful health effects is it worth it to spress normal female levels of test?
krissu 👹
idk i dont ever want that stuff back in my system
i like sad things
i get that. i couldn't do spiro it almost killed me
krissu 👹
ive tolerated it p decently
i like sad things
mono E chads rise up
krissu 👹
i guess if i can figure out a place to get diy hormones from i could switch to mono
krissu 👹
hmmm i know someone in the uk who diys i'll ask her
i like sad things
ask hrt gen on 4chan they normally have good advice if one is up.
krissu 👹
ok
i like sad things
i do think of you are years on hrt though you probably shouldn't need an AA anymore because you aren't making test.
>>124645
i like sad things
your whole body should be on the estrogen operating system
anon
>>124643
jokes aside as a mono e person, ive been off bica for like over 2 years now and my t has never went up
i like sad things
my understanding is the reason doctors started proscribing AAs is it makes the regimen take faster. once your are years on HRT you have no androgens to anti. the estrogen will keep your balls deactivated
>>124651
anon
>put something lumpy in my drink
>drink it
>wtf theres something lumpy
>>124648
i like sad things
also you could always consider an orchi if u haven't had srs
>>124653
i like sad things
i want the snibbidity snabiddidi toilet but i can't afford :(
anon
>>124646
also you can get the ole snibbety snab :DDDDD
anon
Its a fucking racket. do you know how much it cost to get a dog neutered? Like 45 fucking dollars. Do you know how much it costs for a human with the SAME EXACT FUCKING MEDICINE AND PROCEDURE AND LEVEL OF SANITATION AND CARE??? Like thousands of dollars FOR NO GODDAMN REASON ITS THE SAME THING ITS THE SAME EXACT THING IF THERE WASNT FURRY DOG THERE THE SURGEON COULDNT EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE UNDER THE IPERATING SHEET THINGY
>>124655
krissu 👹
>>124649
ugh i want orchi so much is such bs the eunuchs of yore lived long healthy lives so why is there even any like gatekeeping around orchi just let me yeet that shit
>>124657
krissu 👹
i wonder if i could find a back alley veterinarian to do it
i like sad things
>>124652
yea... that's like all medicine though

wtf NEW LINE ON MOBILE

WTF FORBIDDEN TECH
krissu 👹
>>124657
ummmm mayyyyybbbbeeeeeee all the trans stuff in finland u have to go through this one clinic with like a 2 year wait time
>>124664
i like sad things
>>124661
well step 1 should be to get a doctor and regular medical care lol
anon
>>124661
testicular torsion and get admitted to the ER and run out on the bill and ignore the bill collectors they arent allowed specific details about your case because of HIPPA violations and also it wont lower your credit rating. Unironically you can run out on medical debt your entire life and suffer exactly 0 repercussions except annoying assholes call you or show up at your door sometimes
>>124665>>124666
i like sad things
>>124660
makes sense tiny country that's sad though
i like sad things
>>124663
i did this for a stab wound then tried to pay it 8 years later dnd it didn't exist anymore
>>124667
anon
MEDICAL DEBT IS A LIE IT DOESNT EXIST
>>124671
anon
it sounds like a good idea but i think im too much of a coward to give myself testicular torsion
anon
YOU CAN JUST DECIDE NOT TO PAY IT AND NOTHING HAPPENS
i like sad things
>>124668
did you see the John Oliver bit where he bought like 40 million in medical debt for 40k usd and forgave it all? sent all the people a letter saying there debt was forgiven.
>>124673
anon
>>124671
yeah its worth jack fuckint shit because the debt collection agencies dont even get to see what its for and if they do you can sue the doctor for gross hippa violations and win more than the price of the debt.
anon
they get your name and a dollar number and thats literally it
i like sad things
debt trading its something that should be punishable by death
anon
If you just simply say "no that's not me and this state has castle laws and i am heavily armed and extremely litigious" they will run like the scared little fucking babies they are
>>124678>>124682
i like sad things
apparently people still win legal battles all the time if they do to court over it, because its legally true you have no financial agreement with whatever scam company buys your debt
>>124679
i like sad things
>>124676
sometimes its based being American. we are a violent and insane people, kind of like Russians
anon
>>124677
yep. And if you go through the motions like you genuinely will sue them then theyll drop your case because its not worth the effort
anon
they rely on scaring you but at the end of the day they are private citizens and they have zero authority over you and if they do anything illegal they can be areested for it
i like sad things
they just want old people to pay
anon
>>124676
>Massachusetts 278-8a Section 8A. In the prosecution of a person who is an occupant of a dwelling charged with killing or injuring one who was unlawfully in said dwelling, it shall be a defense that the occupant was in his dwelling at the time of the offense and that he acted in the reasonable belief that the person unlawfully in said dwelling was about to inflict great bodily injury or death upon said occupant or upon another person lawfully in said dwelling, and that said occupant used reasonable means to defend himself or such other person lawfully in said dwelling. There shall be no duty on said occupant to retreat from such person unlawfully in said dwelling.
based?
>>124686
anon
Switzerland defense just make it clear it will be an uphill battle for basically nothing, and theyll drop it and go away
anon
"i will shoot you and then sue you" has always worked for me
anon
ok but all of this goes back to step 1: giving myself tescular torsion. idk i dont like pain
anon
>>124682
yep stand your ground is shitty and used to justify a lot of terrible killings but medical debt collectors aren't people and the buddha doesnt care if you kill them
>>124687
anon
>>124686
does this apply for surprise ER visits
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i had a dream this morning i had a few dates with a guy and it was going well and then i went back to his place and we ended up having sexx and then when he woke up and saw me candidly with my hair all messed up he vomited because he realized he had sex with a man :) thank u brain hehehe
>>124719>>124689
fujo
we should pull all the worms out..
fujo
i smell a deleteposter...
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>>124694
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delete poster :3
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>>124694
no no i mean like, i know people find that annoying im not trying to do that..
fujo
i've never seen u do that
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i try not to but i think it every teim
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brainmaxx
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>>124700
gives the same energy as this meme format
[YouTube]
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i can never enjoy this meme because the reeses puffs commerical is so funny and hype to me that its all i can hear hehehe
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REESES PUFFS
REESES PUFFS
EAT EM UP
EAT EM UP
EAT EM UP
EAT EM UP
fujo
U MUST CONSUME!!
fujo
idk what reeses puffs are im european
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
you know reeses pieces candy?
fujo
dont think i do?
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
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very famous brand in america, like centuries old
>>124714
fujo
idk i dont think i ever saw them around here
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
well Reeses Puffs are basically that made into a cereal
fujo
ah, its like peanut buttery?
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
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yea well... its basically candy cereal. yes we are fat hehehe
>>124715
anon
>>124709
my gf sometimes buys me these as a treat
anon
>>124713
id love a bowl but im 25 and will probably not touch a sugary cereal for thines health
>>124716
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
>>124715
come to NYC we will have a bowl of sugary cereals as a treat
>>124718
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
Okay silly story time:
8 months ago I made a post on a youtube short about a new york pizza place saying 'New York Italian guys like this make the best slice, sorry thats just how it is! :)'
And I still get insanely malding replies from northern italians saying sicilians arent people like every other week or so LMAO
>>124722
anon
>>124716
four hour drive for me. hmm
anon
>>124688
LMFAO based destroy all cis
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
like and I reply to all of them like LMAOOOO italians think they own pizza get that shitty bread ass looking outta my face FR
anon
Making c*s uncomfortable is gods will
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
>>124722
yea I get replies from like 'If you actually come to italy and see a guy whos skin is this dark you will know we do not call these people as Italians'
>>124728
anon
if i woke up and realized i had sex with a transer i would be like THANK FUCKING GOD i thought it was a nightmare and i accidentally did sex on a cis
>>124727
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
italians try not to be racist against their own people challenge level: impossible
>>124728
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
literally the italian city state civil wars are still alive lol
>>124728
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
>>124724
lmaoooo
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
Yea so its literally just italian dudes malding over
1. all the americans calling the italian guy italian (we call people who immigrate here what culture they come from very often, like peopel identify really strongly with their heritage in america)
2. our pizza is better than theirs

lol
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
American Pizza > italian pizza
fujo
the rules of the kitchen are meant to be broken
>>124733
anon
americans are better at pizza because they have no inhibitions about it. americans will say fuck the sauce, fuck the cheese, we're putting apples and cinnamon and sugar on this and calling it apple pie pizza and it's fucking immaculate. italians could never comprehend the idea
fujo
>>124731
that being said, i once had a pizzahut pizza in my life, and it was AWFUL
fujo
it's like a tomato cheese cake and its awful
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
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naples pizza looks liek this like literally 90% bread fuck offfff
>>124737
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
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now this is PIZZA

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