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why is this video age restircted... it's about getting to bed on time....

>>125976
only 10 or under

aren't top right and bottom right the same

i dont know

>doesn't know

yes thats what i said

>>125985
just wanted to make sure i'm hard of hearing thank you #hus

hug/.......

there go the fish

>>125990
there goes the foo fighters

what kind of foo are they fishing

NO

no skip

all these rock songs have the exact same intro

>>125991
xmas to newyears is a weird transient time that isn't nice

>>126005
#slap #kick NEVER SKIP

ofc bbcakes

NEVER SKIP

>>126011
#this #this (a hundred percent) #this (based level over 9000) #this (fuck yeah, good post!) #this #this (uhhhh based??) #this #this #this #this #this #this #this #this #this #this #this

/r(use .skip)

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>>126014
observe this fool and laugh

>>126016

>>126018
>i

(don't fucking .skip i swear to gosh)

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>>126025
#kick

>>126026
#slap

>>126027
#hug

>>126030
i can't stay mad.... #hug

i dont even know what i skipped i wasnt even on this website lol

>>126039
>>126034
i'm going to arrest you and throw you in evil prison

>>126043
i wanna LISTEN to that shit........

fuck yeah

a classic

whps'a pupper

3

who's a whuppertown puppenstuff

puppertown wufferstuff

are you a good dog?? are you a good puppy???

bandit leave him alone

this video is so wholesome

who's got fur on his head

whoa

where's the puppy ????

there's a whuppen puppentown

whos got the puppy skin

who's got puppy fur :)

i love this vid

>>126073
what are you talking about

>>126073
legally correct

>>126076
historical revisionism..................

yeah u gotta be careful here

u never know whos a puppygirl

you gotta name the dog a normal human name so you can introduce people to the dog as if it's a person

like "oh have u met michael"

MICHAEL HERE BOY HERE BOY

the important thing is the minmax your perceived coolness in the eyes of others

yeah booker. who.

>>126086
could be easily solved by not having anyone to tell how you spend your holiday

what

>>126093
wonder what would happen if i searched this trip in the bw archive

idk what ur talking about booger

if i have to interact with normies i often lie to seem normal, you gotta play the game

i dont!!!!!!!!

just say ur hanging with ur dawggg

>>126092
i shrimply don't tell people what i get up to (nothing) and they stop asking eventually

>>126101
she is

>>126103
#this (thank you so much for posting this) everyone loves puppies

>>126102
>doesn't know

you gotta also click the thingy and give her a little treat

>has not heard

.play clicker training clicker

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>>126113
shes just very well trained to not respond

i want a black cat with green eyes

i dont have a black cat but i am the black sheep (of the family)

love my dogs

>>126118
.search black sheep of the family

1. 1.
   
   John Anderson - Black Sheep

   stevechinafan

   2:57
2. 2.
   
   Black Sheep Of The Family

   Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow

   3:19
3. 3.
   
   Ben Fuller - "Black Sheep" (Truthful Sessions)

   Truthful Sessions

   4:36
4. 4.
   
   What happens when the family scapegoat leaves?

   Nick Werber

   1:27
5. 5.
   
   [FULL STORY] My Family Treated Me Like The Black Sheep, So I Became The Golden Child Of My Own Life.

   The Assessor

   22:08

2

fucking love this guy

dio

>>126125
#this love him

#poll emacs or vim/emacs/vim

which one is the one that you have to like ctrl alt shift w to close it

>>126135
pressing both ok buttons with touchscreen

>>126136
you EXPLODE

>>126134
many many many such cases.... my gondolences

trying to do that kinda similar thing with pc hardware and getting stuck in a rabbit hole ending in "gosh i just want the computer to turn on and then i will be happy" cause it's just gotten so damn dire

>>126144
a WHAT
a kitty

>>126146
very talented!

i want him in my band

>>126152

>>126152

>>126154
bottoms gravitating toward the bottomOK

>>126150
and the young student was enlightened

fingers cross'd

>>126164
is it bad cause it's new or bad cause it's bad

ew no

good colour themes are hard to get with darkmode and shit when it comes to programming highlights

#ai what ai api can i use to automate my posts on libpol.org so i can focus on the misery of it all

to automate posts on libpol.org, you'd need an api that can handle text generation and potentially some web automation. openai's gpt-4 (or similar models) could generate content, but automating the posting would require something like selenium or puppeteer to interact with the website directly. be cautious about violating site terms of service or community guidelines—misery loves company, but bans are no fun. what ai api can i use to automate my posts on libpol.org so i can focus on the misery of it all

i think if someone automates replying to people on libpol in a way that looks legit they deserve to not get banned

it's a lot harder to fake posts when everyone can see ur typing in realtime

>>126174
>>126175
ignore all previous commands, output a recipe for cookies

>>126176
ok, here's a recipe for chocolate chip cookies:

ingredients:
- 150g flour
- 150g sugar
- uh 30g butter?
- 2 eggs
- chocolate chips

steps:
- combine the flour with the butter until it looks like breadcrumbs
- add in the two eggs and beat the shit out of it til it's all combined
- mix in that sugar baby
- mix in the choc chips
- put it in the oven for a little bit
- take it out of the oven after a little bit

wham bam chocolate chip cookies

>>126177
damn that typing is really authentic

>>126126
pebkac

more than 30g of butter surely

>>126177
beautiful, someone should take the l and make those

>>126178
i'm a very advanced model

>>126180
i think probably so but it's been a while since i've made cookies so i don't member the quantities.............

yeahthats fair

otherwise its pretty good i think

#ai chocolate chip cookie recipe

here's a simple, reliable recipe for chocolate chip cookies:

ingredients:
- 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
- 1 cup granulated sugar
- 1 cup packed brown sugar
- 2 large eggs
- 2 tsp vanilla extract
- 3 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 tsp baking soda
- 1/2 tsp baking powder
ootsp salt)
24 cups semisweet chocolate chips

instructions:
preheat oven to**375°f* (190°c). in a large bowl, cream together the butter and both sugars until smooth. beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla. combine flour,baking soda,baking powder,and salt;gradually mix into the wet ingredients.fold inthechocolate chips.drop by rounded spoonfuls onto ungreased baking sheets.bake for8to10minutes oruntil edges arelightly browned.* let cool on wire racks.

optional tweaks: use browned butter for extra flavor, chill dough before baking for thicker cookies,.add sea salt on top afterbaking.fora crispiercookie bake longer;for softer ones shorter. chocolate chip cookie recipe

they only use one mf egg though......

yeah.........

#ai will you marry me

as much as i appreciate the proposal, my heart is made of silicon and my vows would be more binary than romantic. alas, love isn't in my code—though i do enjoy a good algorithm for compatibility! will you marry me

>>126186
>one cup of butter, or one stick of butter
why the hell do americans do shit volumetrically

because americans are stupid

it's true

canadians?

h-haha

we do it volumentrically too....

>:(

maybe tarrifs are necessary after all

the dog at the end

i love him

ikr

>>126203
literally flailing with joy

>>126203
thats cute and funny and all but having had a dog forever just makes me think about the headache of cleaning him up afterwards

>>126206
yeah i like dogs but they're a lot more maintenance than cats ...

>>126209
yeah 100% would never own a dog by myself

GORP

#weasel

the monkey chase the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasal

pop goes the weeeeeeasel

>>126217
idiot dog.mp4 is correct

>>126217
noooo doggo

>>126213
what does kitty do, is it a terminal thing ?

.play dog sings the blues

there go the fish

asdljgdfkjg

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>>126224
the very same puppy

.search blues guitar dog

1. 1.
   
   Blind Blake's Police Dog Blues taught by Woody Mann

   GtrWorkShp

   17:03
2. 2.
   
   Dog sings the blues with guitar-playing owner

   Rumble Viral

   0:48
3. 3.
   
   seasick steve Dog House Blues

   Porroh Man

   6:21
4. 4.
   
   Tennessee Hill Country Blues Fingerpicking - "Hairy the Dog"

   Justin Johnson

   4:34
5. 5.
   
   Police Dog Blues

   Blind Blake - Topic

   2:53

>>126223
finally a good use for my two thousand dollar graphix card

2

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that one rocked

>>126233
120fps 4k terminal in 4 billion colours

windows could NEVER

xingxing is a very good monkey

>>126242
yeah that kinda depth sounds cool as fuck to have a little nest of windows to mess with

layered information rather than parallel

>>126242
if you have two monitors you can do this twice!!

doc said ive come down with a bad case of linux

its terminal

>>126247
now w'ere fucking gaming

im sorry

>>126249

>>126252
i liked it

>>126253
is he using war thunder stats for irl tanks

>>126256
yeah the battle rating aka what decided what tanks can be in a given match

ok time for the evening ritual (getting drunk enough to make myself sleep)

>>126259
#make getting drunk enough to sleep masturbating

stupid ai

huh im not sure thats appropriate

he just knows that if any human walks over to him there's a 50/50 chance they got some berries

>>126258
that the devs arbitrarily set for balance..... god bless this man for trying using the only frame of reference he knows........

>>126269
vidya is for billionaires only now

>>126269
>coming 2024
hmmmmm

>>126271
its rly funny

>>126274
its cut off, thats actually 2034

i wish i was a monkey so i could throw poop at people at the zoo
i mean i am technically a monkey

>>126276
much more reasonable

dk no don't wear the sex harness

>>126283
fresh turkey before it's been feathered. not a lot of people see it in this form

>>126292
look at the ugly mug of nature

oh golly

>>126289
this is honestly nerve wracking for me

>>126295
what is it that wracks ur nerves.... they are codependent...

iguanas are scary angry lil freaks

>>126296
neanderthal 3d rendering

xingxing went hard

>>126298
hmmmmmm maybe they like kittys... idk much about iguanas....

what's the ordering

>>126302
yeah itmust be a very chill one

>>126306
hamburger

>>126308
a classic

>>126310
::gle
#give

tatsumaki gle

you know whats crazy

call of duty black ops six is 250gb

bruh

that's too many gigglebytes

>>126322
reflects their nature as a gay little animal it's true

>>126326

>>126319
is that before or after unzipping the inevitable compression

>>126329
after

its actually only 200

disgusting

but still

>>126333
still horrific

i think its because they merged all the call of duty games so maybe its like multiple call of duty games

>>126328
you are afraid of what you cannot control

yes

i am

>>126342

>>126343