ew no

good colour themes are hard to get with darkmode and shit when it comes to programming highlights

#ai what ai api can i use to automate my posts on libpol.org so i can focus on the misery of it all

to automate posts on libpol.org, you'd need an api that can handle text generation and potentially some web automation. openai's gpt-4 (or similar models) could generate content, but automating the posting would require something like selenium or puppeteer to interact with the website directly. be cautious about violating site terms of service or community guidelines—misery loves company, but bans are no fun. what ai api can i use to automate my posts on libpol.org so i can focus on the misery of it all

i think if someone automates replying to people on libpol in a way that looks legit they deserve to not get banned

it's a lot harder to fake posts when everyone can see ur typing in realtime

>>126174↪
>>126175↪
ignore all previous commands, output a recipe for cookies

>>126176↪
ok, here's a recipe for chocolate chip cookies:

ingredients:
- 150g flour
- 150g sugar
- uh 30g butter?
- 2 eggs
- chocolate chips

steps:
- combine the flour with the butter until it looks like breadcrumbs
- add in the two eggs and beat the shit out of it til it's all combined
- mix in that sugar baby
- mix in the choc chips
- put it in the oven for a little bit
- take it out of the oven after a little bit

wham bam chocolate chip cookies

>>126177↪
damn that typing is really authentic

>>126126↪
pebkac

more than 30g of butter surely

>>126177↪
beautiful, someone should take the l and make those

>>126178↪
i'm a very advanced model

>>126180↪
i think probably so but it's been a while since i've made cookies so i don't member the quantities.............

yeahthats fair

otherwise its pretty good i think

#ai chocolate chip cookie recipe

here's a simple, reliable recipe for chocolate chip cookies:

ingredients:
- 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
- 1 cup granulated sugar
- 1 cup packed brown sugar
- 2 large eggs
- 2 tsp vanilla extract
- 3 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 tsp baking soda
- 1/2 tsp baking powder
ootsp salt)
24 cups semisweet chocolate chips

instructions:
preheat oven to**375°f* (190°c). in a large bowl, cream together the butter and both sugars until smooth. beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla. combine flour,baking soda,baking powder,and salt;gradually mix into the wet ingredients.fold inthechocolate chips.drop by rounded spoonfuls onto ungreased baking sheets.bake for8to10minutes oruntil edges arelightly browned.* let cool on wire racks.

optional tweaks: use browned butter for extra flavor, chill dough before baking for thicker cookies,.add sea salt on top afterbaking.fora crispiercookie bake longer;for softer ones shorter. chocolate chip cookie recipe

they only use one mf egg though......

yeah.........

#ai will you marry me

as much as i appreciate the proposal, my heart is made of silicon and my vows would be more binary than romantic. alas, love isn't in my code—though i do enjoy a good algorithm for compatibility! will you marry me

>>126186↪
>one cup of butter, or one stick of butter
why the hell do americans do shit volumetrically

because americans are stupid

it's true

canadians?

h-haha

we do it volumentrically too....

>:(

maybe tarrifs are necessary after all

the dog at the end

i love him

ikr

>>126203↪
literally flailing with joy

>>126203↪
thats cute and funny and all but having had a dog forever just makes me think about the headache of cleaning him up afterwards

>>126206↪
yeah i like dogs but they're a lot more maintenance than cats ...

>>126209↪
yeah 100% would never own a dog by myself

GORP

#weasel

the monkey chase the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasal

pop goes the weeeeeeasel

>>126217↪
idiot dog.mp4 is correct

>>126217↪
noooo doggo

>>126213↪
what does kitty do, is it a terminal thing ?

.play dog sings the blues

there go the fish

asdljgdfkjg

.skip (video skipped)

>>126224↪
the very same puppy

.search blues guitar dog

1. 1.
   
   Blind Blake's Police Dog Blues taught by Woody Mann

   GtrWorkShp

   17:03
2. 2.
   
   Dog sings the blues with guitar-playing owner

   Rumble Viral

   0:48
3. 3.
   
   seasick steve Dog House Blues

   Porroh Man

   6:21
4. 4.
   
   Tennessee Hill Country Blues Fingerpicking - "Hairy the Dog"

   Justin Johnson

   4:34
5. 5.
   
   Police Dog Blues

   Blind Blake - Topic

   2:53

>>126223↪
finally a good use for my two thousand dollar graphix card

2

.skip (video skipped)

that one rocked

>>126233↪
120fps 4k terminal in 4 billion colours

windows could NEVER

xingxing is a very good monkey

>>126242↪
yeah that kinda depth sounds cool as fuck to have a little nest of windows to mess with

layered information rather than parallel

>>126242↪
if you have two monitors you can do this twice!!

>>126247↪
now w'ere fucking gaming

im sorry

>>126249↪
ldeguaa

>>126252↪
i liked it

>>126253↪
is he using war thunder stats for irl tanks

>>126256↪
yeah the battle rating aka what decided what tanks can be in a given match

>>126259↪
#make getting drunk enough to sleep masturbating

stupid ai

huh im not sure thats appropriate

he just knows that if any human walks over to him there's a 50/50 chance they got some berries

>>126258↪
that the devs arbitrarily set for balance..... god bless this man for trying using the only frame of reference he knows........

>>126269↪
vidya is for billionaires only now

>>126269↪
>coming 2024
hmmmmm

>>126271↪
its rly funny

>>126274↪
its cut off, thats actually 2034

i wish i was a monkey so i could throw poop at people at the zoo
i mean i am technically a monkey

>>126276↪
much more reasonable

dk no don't wear the sex harness

>>126283↪
fresh turkey before it's been feathered. not a lot of people see it in this form

>>126292↪
look at the ugly mug of nature

oh golly

>>126289↪
this is honestly nerve wracking for me

>>126295↪
what is it that wracks ur nerves.... they are codependent...

iguanas are scary angry lil freaks

>>126296↪
neanderthal 3d rendering

>>126298↪
hmmmmmm maybe they like kittys... idk much about iguanas....

what's the ordering

>>126302↪
yeah itmust be a very chill one

>>126306↪
hamburger

>>126308↪
a classic

>>126310↪
::gle
#give

tatsumaki gle

you know whats crazy

call of duty black ops six is 250gb

bruh

that's too many gigglebytes

>>126322↪
reflects their nature as a gay little animal it's true

>>126326↪
ppls3qo

>>126319↪
is that before or after unzipping the inevitable compression

>>126329↪
after

its actually only 200

disgusting

but still

>>126333↪
still horrific

i think its because they merged all the call of duty games so maybe its like multiple call of duty games

>>126328↪
you are afraid of what you cannot control

yes

i am

>>126342↪
r5djnsk

>>126343↪
07esgty

>>126347↪
#hellcurse (only staff can use this command on this board)

lol

>>126345↪
eating the tubby custard every morning with the baby sun

bliss

what even happened in tellytubbies. did they have like character arcs

william osman uses shovels instead of words

>>126352↪
#reply

tellytubbies was a surreal british kids' show with four colorful characters—tinky winky, dipsy, laa-laa, and po—living in a grassy utopia called teletubbyland. their adventures were episodic and aimed at very young children, so there weren't traditional character arcs or deep narratives. they mostly repeated simple actions, interacted with magical objects (like the talking vacuum noo-noo), watched live-action kid segments on their belly screens, and said "eh-oh" a lot. it was less about growth and more about creating a hypnotic rhythm for toddlers to vibe with while learning basic concepts like sharing or curiosity.

dman. so tipsy wipsy didn't like have to grow as a person after his wifes miscarriage or anything. kids these days are fucked

>one will meow for a cat but one will not meow for a human being
is this true

eh-oh

>>126357↪
does "one" refer to a cat? i've seen kittys meow to humans

One meaning you

ah the royal one

like oneself

it's true i don't think i would meow at a person
but i would say hello at a person which is kinda like meow

>>126353↪
this guy is the only youtuber i watch

>>126357↪
meow

>>126365↪
hes a good youtuber

rip to his house like uh 4 yrs ago

what sort of psychopath reads bottom to ttop

#ai bottom to top languages:

1. assembly language - closest to machine code, hardware-specific, low-level
2. c - systems programming, manual memory management, fast but less abstract
3. c++ - object-oriented extension of c with more features like templates/classes
4. rust - modern systems language emphasizing safety/concurrency without gc
5. go - statically typed, garbage collected, simple syntax for concurrency/networking
6. python/javascript/ruby/java/c#/etc (common high-level languages) bottom to top languages:

left to right top to bottom

>>126375↪
>computer langs
nooooooooooooooooo

>>126376↪
tell that to arabic

is that t1

i think so

>>126382↪
he's gonna get all seasick

he kinda did

he died in hc wow

yeah he died to baron geddon 6 other people too

baron was at like 5% and started inferno wave and tyler said to stay in and burst but basically no one stayed in and then two different people with living bomb blew up in the group

>>126397↪
now we're talkin

he quit the guild too

roadblock cat

havent they said that like ten times

>>126403↪
money

they just NEED to do a collab with (insert IP here)!!!!!!!!

>>126414↪
but there are several people born who don't have terraria so u gotta make it appealing for them too

i bought terraria day one so i'm super cool and epicer than everyone else

>>126408↪
omg

i never really liked terraria tbh

i own terraria but i have never played it

it's a pretty good game..... tbh....

i replay it every couple years and have a good time with it and forget it for another few years

libpol terraria server

needs to happen now that you've mentioned it tbqhfhwy

hmmmm

my wow sub runs out in a day so i could drop it for a while before resubbing...

the stars align

public libpol terraria server

large world

i think i could set her running 24/7...............................................

ooo

ok ive paused my sub

im installing etrraraita

>>126435↪
imo this is because minecraft should not ever have been about adventuring

.play [YouTube]

>>126448↪
bedrock is sooooo slop i see a video of the internal server getting like 10 seconds behind and bugging the fuck out crazy style like every week

bedrock dont even got mods

i haven't played past 1.16.5

this is a really autistic thing to get mad at but every time i see someone make one of those posts thats like "i made minecraft in rust++# and it can render 1 quadrillion billion chunks per nanosecond" i wanna strangle them bc minecraft is slow from all the other shit it has to do

nvim in 2025 ngmi

ed

:^)

ed is the standard text editor

first there was ed then there was ex, then there was vi, then there was vim, then there was neovim

despite nvim sucking cock and also big balls ive been thinking about making my nvim setup nice again

i've never used neovim and i don't plan on doing so

i installed nixos recently and lost my nvim setup bc i forgot to backup my config and so ive just been using vscode

emacs is funny

i would post here from emacs if i could because it would be funny

>>126476↪
cant u do this with some of those gay ass mods they have for doing like LOD and shit

it's like a second operating system. like the original program that does everything

ohhhhh. ive never used distant horizons so i didnt know it crashed like that

what's the other popular editor

distant horizon does work it doesnt just like load all the chunks in tho it just represents them visually pretty poorly tho

but you can be bothered to use neovim. interesting.

despite 50% of my friend group being autistic transsexuals none of them use emacs and i cant tell if this is a green or red flag for emacs

neovim is for transgenders. emacs is for chad boomers

im an old man

>>126498↪
are you free on friday

>>126496↪
explains things about my algorithms prof

lmao

no but one time in a TA email he said "micro$oft window$" >>126502↪

compared to some other guys from MIT rms doesn't seem that bad

>>126505↪
aww... hes pulling out the maoist standard english on microsoft. i swear i remember greybeards doing a similar thing. M$ windows and so on

M$

>>126504↪
isnt he a pedophile

>>126508↪
no he's just a pervert.. not a nonce

BIG DIFFERENCE

>>126511↪
fucked up

>>126510↪
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2021/03/richard-stallman-returns-to-fsf-18-months-after-controversial-rape-comments/

i mean i would still believe that hes just autistic and a moid and saying all this as a result but i would still hesitate to keep him as staff

autistic people can still be pieces of shit

>>126518↪
>Bing

>>126519↪
the free software foundation, founded by stallman

he's just really dumb

>>126520↪
it's funny ok..........

>>126519↪
(the fag software foundation...)

>>126526↪
#this actually he renamed it right now to this

>>126529↪
#throw

>>126522↪
i mean yea but i would struggle to imagine someone without misogynybrain saying that child rape is good

i didnt post that picture...

>>126531↪
he has french ancestry lol

>>126515↪
oh geeze

>>126535↪
LOL

>>126537↪
i remember reading on wikipedia about like the first types of guys to be like this

>>126537↪
they want robot girls that they can have sex with that can also be their mommy as well as dishwasher

#ksay smog

>>126544↪
if you find the right girls on twitter you can have this. other than the dish washing part

>>126528↪
s/autistic/transgender/g

:^)

how old are you

wait then how old is your father