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SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126370
thats spells out MUC
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
what is MUC?
shrimp
what sort of psychopath reads bottom to ttop
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
ummm i read left to right sweetie
smog
#ai bottom to top languages:

1. assembly language - closest to machine code, hardware-specific, low-level
2. c - systems programming, manual memory management, fast but less abstract
3. c++ - object-oriented extension of c with more features like templates/classes
4. rust - modern systems language emphasizing safety/concurrency without gc
5. go - statically typed, garbage collected, simple syntax for concurrency/networking
6. python/javascript/ruby/java/c#/etc (common high-level languages)
bottom to top languages:
>>126377
shrimp
left to right top to bottom
>>126379
smog
>>126375
>computer langs
nooooooooooooooooo
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126370
why does this say waidmtndmnwiminyvtme
>>126380
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126381
>>126385
shrimp
is that t1
smog
i think so
smog
>>126382
he's gonna get all seasick
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
good tyler is gross af
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i hope he explodee
shrimp
he kinda did
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
he runs a wow guild
shrimp
he died in hc wow
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
OHHH hahaha how did i thappen? :3
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
was it during the raid?
shrimp
yeah he died to baron geddon 6 other people too
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
BARON GEDDON LETS FUCKING GOOOO
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
is sodapoppin the guild leader again
shrimp
baron was at like 5% and started inferno wave and tyler said to stay in and burst but basically no one stayed in and then two different people with living bomb blew up in the group
>>126399
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126396
womp womp
shrimp
he quit the guild too
smog
roadblock cat
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
WHY THE FUCK IS TERRARIA GETTING ANOTHER UPDATE WHY IN THE FUCK?
>>126411
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
THEY SAID IT WAS DONE
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
THEY SAID IT WAS OVER
shrimp
havent they said that like ten times
>>126407
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126406
YES
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
FUCKING STOPPPPP
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
XD
smog
they just NEED to do a collab with (insert IP here)!!!!!!!!
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126408
THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126411
literally EVERYONE ON PLANET EARTH OWNS TERRARIA ALREADY
>>126416
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
ITS IN THE TOP 10 MOST SELLING GAMES OF ALL TIME
smog
>>126414
but there are several people born who don't have terraria so u gotta make it appealing for them too
smog
i bought terraria day one so i'm super cool and epicer than everyone else
shrimp
i never really liked terraria tbh
anon
i own terraria but i have never played it
smog
it's a pretty good game..... tbh....
smog
i replay it every couple years and have a good time with it and forget it for another few years
shrimp
libpol terraria server
smog
needs to happen now that you've mentioned it tbqhfhwy
shrimp
hmmmm
shrimp
my wow sub runs out in a day so i could drop it for a while before resubbing...
smog
the stars align
smog
large world
smog
i think i could set her running 24/7...............................................
shrimp
ooo
krissu πŸ‘Ή
>>126428
oooooo that would b so funnnnnn
krissu πŸ‘Ή
god how is terraria sooooo good
shrimp
ok ive paused my sub
krissu πŸ‘Ή
and why could minecraft not do adventuring nearly as well
>>126442
shrimp
im installing etrraraita
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126428
I LIKE STARBOUND MORE
>>126439
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
IM NOT A CONTRARIAN IT JUST HAS SOME REALLY REALLY COOL FEATURES
krissu πŸ‘Ή
i remember starbound
krissu πŸ‘Ή
those r nice memories... that game had so much good stuff
>>126444
anon
>>126435
imo this is because minecraft should not ever have been about adventuring
>>126445
krissu πŸ‘Ή
i played it like over 10 years ago now
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126441
THE BUILDING is really really nice and its cool designing and building an interior for your ship
krissu πŸ‘Ή
it was just shoehorned in, much like p much every feature in minecraft lol
krissu πŸ‘Ή
i like the more recent stuff microsoft has done w new biomes/mobs, esp the coral reefs lol cant believe im giving microsoft props
krissu πŸ‘Ή
altho bedrock edition sucks ASS i HATE what they did with the cosmetics/cosmetic store
>>126451>>126452
krissu πŸ‘Ή
the fact that everyone could make their own unique skin and it was free was one of the best things abt minecraft multiplayer it added so much individuality
anon
>>126448
bedrock is sooooo slop i see a video of the internal server getting like 10 seconds behind and bugging the fuck out crazy style like every week
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126448
bedrock is so fucking cancer wtff
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
JAVA EDITION FOR LIFEEE!!!!!!!!
krissu πŸ‘Ή
^^^^
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
tho it is really resource inneficient tho lol java is garbagee
shrimp
bedrock dont even got mods
anon
i haven't played past 1.16.5
krissu πŸ‘Ή
ya and notch wasnt the greatest coder tbh
anon
this is a really autistic thing to get mad at but every time i see someone make one of those posts thats like "i made minecraft in rust++# and it can render 1 quadrillion billion chunks per nanosecond" i wanna strangle them bc minecraft is slow from all the other shit it has to do
>>126468
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
make minecraft 2 unironically but unfortunately windows is evil so it will be awful. i want to be able to generate massive beautiful worlds without it crashing nasa supercomputers
krissu πŸ‘Ή
also good news my new vim config works great c: ive got all the stuff i was missing
anon
nvim in 2025 ngmi
krissu πŸ‘Ή
nvim i mean
krissu πŸ‘Ή
lol what do u use
anon
ed
anon
:^)
krissu πŸ‘Ή
whats that
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126459
yea but also you cant generate a really nice horizon which has a huge impact on the beauty of the world
anon
ed is the standard text editor
krissu πŸ‘Ή
lol that just sounds like esotericism for the sake of it
anon
first there was ed then there was ex, then there was vi, then there was vim, then there was neovim
anon
despite nvim sucking cock and also big balls ive been thinking about making my nvim setup nice again
anon
i've never used neovim and i don't plan on doing so
krissu πŸ‘Ή
ya i just want anything with good shortcuts, good portability, and good plugins/features which neovim has
anon
i installed nixos recently and lost my nvim setup bc i forgot to backup my config and so ive just been using vscode
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i want minecraft but it runssss. i want to see a perfect horizon stretching on forever and chunks load instantly and also they all stay loaded and also we have much larger rolling terrain that looks more realistic like some mods have (but they crash nasa supercomputers because they generate way too many blocks for the game to handle)
>>126480
krissu πŸ‘Ή
maybe i should learn emacs some day but last time i tried i gave up almost immediately cuz idk anything about lisp and not particularly interested in learning just for the sake of using emacs
anon
emacs is funny
anon
i would post here from emacs if i could because it would be funny
anon
>>126476
cant u do this with some of those gay ass mods they have for doing like LOD and shit
>>126484
krissu πŸ‘Ή
lol
anon
it's like a second operating system. like the original program that does everything
>>126488
anon
ohhhhh. ive never used distant horizons so i didnt know it crashed like that
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126480
nah not really even with like 128GB of VRAM, 800GB of ram and a giant RAID hard drive set up you will still not be able to just instantly load 100 chunks all at the same time its just kind of bottlenecked by how minecraft works
anon
what's the other popular editor
shrimp
distant horizon does work it doesnt just like load all the chunks in tho it just represents them visually pretty poorly tho
>>126497
krissu πŸ‘Ή
>>126482
ya i know a lot of boomers swear by it
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
you could have infinite LOD in minecraft just it would be .1 FPS
krissu πŸ‘Ή
but i cant rly be bothered for the time being
anon
but you can be bothered to use neovim. interesting.
anon
despite 50% of my friend group being autistic transsexuals none of them use emacs and i cant tell if this is a green or red flag for emacs
krissu πŸ‘Ή
i know vim so neovim is easy to use
anon
neovim is for transgenders. emacs is for chad boomers
krissu πŸ‘Ή
lol
krissu πŸ‘Ή
emacs is for old men with sexual harrassment complaints
>>126500
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126487
>distant horizon
ohh this is nice I need to save this, this is a clever solution
shrimp
lmao
anon
no but one time in a TA email he said "micro$oft window$" >>126502
>>126505
anon
compared to some other guys from MIT rms doesn't seem that bad
>>126508
anon
>>126505
aww... hes pulling out the maoist standard english on microsoft. i swear i remember greybeards doing a similar thing. M$ windows and so on
anon
M$
krissu πŸ‘Ή
oh lol
krissu πŸ‘Ή
>>126508
no his deal was he kept a mattress in his office and would tell female students they could sleep on it if they wanted
>>126513
anon
BIG DIFFERENCE
krissu πŸ‘Ή
ya he claimed it was just autism and got off the hook iirc
anon
i mean i would still believe that hes just autistic and a moid and saying all this as a result but i would still hesitate to keep him as staff
smog
autistic people can still be pieces of shit
krissu πŸ‘Ή
ya idk my dad is a pervy mega autist greybeard coder and i can totally see him pulling smth like that
>>126531
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126521
just put him in chains and let him work on it from prison
anon
he's just really dumb
smog
>>126526
#this actually he renamed it right now to this
krissu πŸ‘Ή
like it becomes hard to tell where the actual malice is when ur both extremely autistic and a pervert in general
>>126549>>126565
anon
>>126522
i mean yea but i would struggle to imagine someone without misogynybrain saying that child rape is good
>>126532>>126535
krissu πŸ‘Ή
>>126531
oh ya absolutely lol i think all those old boomer coders are misogynistic af lol
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
.play carramelendansen
pandobra
i didnt post that picture...
krissu πŸ‘Ή
they all dream abt being starfleet captains with alien slave girls or some shit like that
>>126539>>126543>>126544
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126537
did you see that episode of black mirror?
krissu πŸ‘Ή
oh lol ya i did actually
krissu πŸ‘Ή
but thats also just the way those mfs are like not even just some made up shit theres literally a whole generation of dudes like that
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
yea... T_T
anon
>>126537
i remember reading on wikipedia about like the first types of guys to be like this
>>126558
anon
>>126537
they want robot girls that they can have sex with that can also be their mommy as well as dishwasher
>>126547>>126546
shrimp
#ksay smog
krissu πŸ‘Ή
>>126544
true lol i remember watching lots of star trek voyager with my dad and he would always lose his shit whenever seven of nine was on screen
anon
>>126544
if you find the right girls on twitter you can have this. other than the dish washing part
krissu πŸ‘Ή
how do u do like an image search
anon
:^)
krissu πŸ‘Ή
my dad is the only emacs user i know and hes one of those guys who started programming on punch cards
anon
how old are you
krissu πŸ‘Ή
25
anon
wait then how old is your father
krissu πŸ‘Ή
but his dad was a prof so he got to start coding when he was like 12 at the university computer lab
anon
>>126561
ime this sort of effect has basically been overtaken by rustbrain transgenders
krissu πŸ‘Ή
hes like mega autistic
anon
i've heard of men like that, they are the guys who know the most austere stuff about programming
>>126559>>126563
krissu πŸ‘Ή
>>126561
ya fr its kinda odd tbh, like theres areas where i know more than him but i cant come anywhere close to his breadth of knowledge
anon
there's an old usenet group with a lot of guys who are like that
>>126571
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126528
isnt that kind of like chris chan? idk anything about them other than the very basics like sonichu being a wwierdo autist and they sexually assaulted their mom
>>126567>>126568
krissu πŸ‘Ή
he can set up a server from scratch, hardware to software
krissu πŸ‘Ή
>>126565
naur chris chan never had any coding skills
anon
>>126565
oh wow i could actually see a parallel drawn there lol
anon
i think the major difference is that stallman got really autistic in the strong-sense-of-justice manner where chris chan got really autistic in the obsessed-with-childrens-media manner
>>126573
anon
the lack of any savantism
krissu πŸ‘Ή
>>126564
lol i should show it to him he used to love usenet
krissu πŸ‘Ή
he actually ran an early internet company in those usenet days it was for playing bridge on the internet, my twin bro who studied cs once had a professor who recognized his name cuz he played on the site lol
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
autism is a disability because i think it makes u wierd -an ascended genius
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
im gonna play the shooty shooty game
>>126582>>126578
anon
it is really funny, to see like, tiktok they/thems talk a lot about autism and kind of ignore the common case of "autistic schlob guy with no social skills"
>>126581
krissu πŸ‘Ή
fr it kinda grinds my gears tbh theres so much talk about autism and autism awareness but like... a lot of autistic ppl are still treated like crap cuz they dont fit this stupid quirky idea of what autism is like
anon
oh no yeah. and a lot of the time even that autism (/awareness) is infantilizing
>>126584
anon
>>126577
There are different levels of Autism and different presentations because the DSM-5 combined multiple previously separate diagnoses into one single diagnosis of Autism. Of course most of the people you see on TikTok and Tumblr, etc are not actually diagnosed by a mental health care professional but they read some meme and decided to say that they have autism
shrimp
lmao
krissu πŸ‘Ή
i got the tism prob from my dad :/
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126582
no valorantt
anon
it's funny that they made House MD an autistic but they couldn't help themselves but give him a million normie ass romances as if he would just be completely NT in that one single aspect of his life
>>126603
krissu πŸ‘Ή
sometimes i wonder if the reason my mom and dad got along is cuz shes finnish and finnish culture is kinda autism adjacent
>>126597
anon
i probably got my autism from my moms side bc when i was young and i would stim by flapping my hands my mom would be like "oh ur uncle did that too". except the only word ive ever heard to describe how he was was "retarded"
>>126592
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126578
valorantt
shrimp
i havent played valorant in forever
anon
its really funny that she (n her side of the family) was surprised when i got diagnosed
krissu πŸ‘Ή
i always thought hand flapping was cute >< my stims r boring i just like tap my feet a lot or grind my teeth or um whats the word rock back and forth
>>126599
anon
awawawawawawaa.... i get told that one a lot. oh the teeth grinding stim is rly annoying i have that one too. annoying in the sense of "im totally fucking my teeth up by doign this"
>>126601
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
image.png
i gave riot 10 dollars for this little cat spray. it made like 8 million dollars lmoa.
>>126602>>126605>>126598
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126594
i actually do that in real life however i am not autistic i promisee
shrimp
the monetization in valorant is absolutely crazy
pandobra
>>126596
part 1 of my 5 part essay on why i need to play valorant again:
so you see theres a spray that goes meow and i need it. the thought of adorning the walls of haven, ascent, bind, breeze, icebox, lotus, sunset, and abyss with a cute little kitty that goes meow has gotten me so hyped to play the game.
ive already been brainstorming ideas of the best places to put the cat that goes meow on each map, i really cant sleep at night when i think about how i could be putting a cat on the walls and telling my teammates to look at the cat. just knowing that i will be able to start every round putting my cat spray up fills me with joy
>>126606
anon
>>126587
i hate how every media portrayal of autistic guys is awful
>>126608
krissu πŸ‘Ή
oo or like stretching my face/blinking a lot ppl in school used to think i had like a tic or smth but it just felt good
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126602
I LOVE HTE LITTLE MEOW
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126605
that game is ugly boys game
>>126609
anon
>>126603
i feel like they got a lot of other behavior about him being autism correct though, but yeah, they can't be fucked to really do it properly
anon
>>126607
starts crying and peeing and shitting and wailing
pandobra
cs2 is too raelistic and dark world i need cartoon game valarante
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
valorant has girls in it so the moids are less annoying a lot of the time
>>126613
anon
play cs 1.6 do not play valorant it is for 17 year old women and guys only
shrimp
>>126611
yeah honestly valorant is so much of a nicer experience compared to cs. can still be toxic morons but its like wayyyy better. even way better than league
>>126623
pandobra
cs 1.6 is so so so so so bad
>>126617
anon
im 2 stupid for valorant, i would play and that one agent would throw out his clone thing and i would shoot it every time bc i forgot it was a thing
krissu πŸ‘Ή
im not good at shooty games but i do like tf2
>>126621
anon
i dnt like shooty game
pandobra
im right and u know it
>>126620
anon
>>126619
cs 1.6 is the only good counter strike
anon
>>126616
tf2 is a shooty game unless ur on trade_minecraft_v23989348 or whatever
krissu πŸ‘Ή
god my fav thing back in the day was hiding somewhere and sniping ppl with the ambassador before they NERFED IT FUCK YOU VALVE GIVE ME BACK ITEM SET BONUSES TOO
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126613
yea people are generally pretty nice or dont talk. ive met a few chuds but honestly they are vary rare.
pandobra
1.6 spread sucks and every wall is made of paper
anon
that's irrelevant
anon
my funniest tf2 story is having the substring "boymoder" in my name and proceeding to get cyberstalked for like 3 days by some guy who got really really mad at me for being transgender
>>126629>>126630
krissu πŸ‘Ή
now i like demoman the best cuz hes just so powerful
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
does anyone want 2 play? :3
>>126631
shrimp
>>126628
perhaps ill download it...
krissu πŸ‘Ή
ughhh i was into helldivers 2 when it came out but i had no friends to play with so i would join these helldivers discords and ppl would always either give me shit for my voice or start trying to hit on me and asking like oh are u a femboy
>>126636>>126651
pandobra
im not home..
pandobra
i like valorant though
anon
>>126629
probably. my medic is all gay and transgender and such
>>126630
it was honestly quite hilarious i kept going like "ok why are you mad at me" and he would be like "YOU NEED TO STOP BEING A FAG NOW!!!!!!". i found out later that it was all bc he had weird psychosexual issues about his femboy friend who turned out as a drug addict
>>126639
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126632
PLAY IT WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEE i have no friends who play it :(
>>126642
anon
i don't know half of the games people talk about
shrimp
hd2 was fun until they patched the sc farm
>>126641
anon
all chasers must be captured and put in a zoo nd trans girls can walk around and see their profiles and interact with them a little bit and then decide if they want to have them or not
>>126645>>126647
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126638
i have 3k cause i just put 20 bucks in so i have every warbond forever idc
>>126643
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126642
nice :)
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126643
they are 10 but you get some of hte money back lol
shrimp
yeah true
shrimp
i think i only got like half of them now cause i stopped playing for a long time
krissu πŸ‘Ή
no i am transgirl :3
nibble
uwu
anon
monkaJ
krissu πŸ‘Ή
awwwwww gothic glegle
anon
these are bad glegles
anon
very fancy gles
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126658
ooooo pretty gle
anon
>>126647
t4t is cool in theory i guess but its gone really badly for me every time
krissu πŸ‘Ή
wtf
krissu πŸ‘Ή
god i wish my shoulder were smaller
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126670
you dont know what glegles crotch area is like
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
THEY ARE A NONSPECIFIC ANIMAL
krissu πŸ‘Ή
>>126670
i think theres tape so u cant tell if theyre tucking or have vego
>>126676
anon
>>126665
the creature on the left is glegle and the creature on the right is not glelge but some nasty demon
>>126678
anon
>>126674
theres no way u can get tucking to be that flat
anon
one time i was doing cosplay stuff with a tboy friend of mine and i needed to learn how to tuck bc it included like a bodysuit thing and i tried on the bodysuit to find out if some of the shit i was putting on it was in the right spot. and he saw me and was like "oh i see you learned how to tuck". i was not tucking
>>126711
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126675
CREATURE ON THER IGHT IS NASTY COOMER DEMON
anon
ABOLISH SEX!!!!!
krissu πŸ‘Ή
^^^^^
shrimp
i think you should need a license for sex
shrimp
gotta do a test like for your drivers license
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
ADD ME ON VALORANTT
Pally San#NA1
>>126687>>126697
anon
WHY DO NORMIE THINK CUDDLES ARE NECESSARILY A PRELUDE TO SEX AND ITS SEXUAL TO CUDDLE THEY ARE SO FUCKING DUSGUSTING
>>126694
krissu πŸ‘Ή
glegle asexual cuddle pileon
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
as long as its asexual :3
>>126691
krissu πŸ‘Ή
>>126689
ofc thats the best part c:
anon
they are taking the most pure comfy thing and associating it with the most evil and gross thing they are truly lost and already infected by devils they cannot be saved and should be in a zoo
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i think i would still be embarassed by a cuddle pile im extremely touch starvedd
>>126703
anon
It's like the thing you do after sex
krissu πŸ‘Ή
ya idk if this is a bit too real but all my experiences with intimacy have been like lets cuddle o-oh ur doing that now
>>126702>>126709
pandobra
>>126684
i will add u when i get home
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
but what if im not playing thennn
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
you will go into my queue of like 15 unadded friend requests
pandobra
erm
pandobra
do you want me to tell u before hand when i log in
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
nah its okkk xD
anon
Its fucking evil
krissu πŸ‘Ή
ya :(
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
if you sound like a girl u get a lot of friend requests in video games
fujo
im like kinda jealous of the poly cuddlepiles, but at the same time im too selfaware and scared to interact with any of those people
>>126713>>126715
shrimp
platonic cuddling should be more normalzied
anon
>>126708
the only thing i can imagine is the smell
krissu πŸ‘Ή
i feel like asexuality seems to be a v common occurrence in trans women... not all of them but a certain subset for sure
>>126716>>126717>>126722
anon
>>126708
most poly cuddlepiles are the peak of the cule
anon
>>126714
It is because taking estradiol exclusively lowers your libido almost entirely.
anon
>>126714
i feel like its fairly obvious why this occurs. not even re estradiol
>>126720
pandobra
u can add me instead if u want its Pandobra#7030 i think
anon
Im actually in my natural state pretty sex ambivalent i have no desire to go out of my way to do it but I'm not inherently grossed out. BUT THE WAY EVERYONE ELSE TRIES TO DO SEX ALL THE TIME NO MATTER WHAT IS WHAG MAKES IT GROSS STOP IT AND GO AWAY AND SEEK RELIGION
krissu πŸ‘Ή
>>126717
ya right :/ i have a fren whos post op and even she is still asexual
>>126721
anon
>>126720
i like keep going between this state of hating sex forever and being unbearably horny and its very annoying for figuring out wtf i want in general
>>126723>>126736
fujo
>>126714
idk id say im like ace leaning, kinda. like cuddling is fine, but anytginh beyond that meh..
anon
I would only have sex for the purpose of birthing a child
krissu πŸ‘Ή
i only rly have sex to please the other person cuz it never winds up being enjoyable for me
>>126727
anon
i would probably enjoy sex a lot more if i didnt have to clean out to get penetrated
>>126728>>126731
krissu πŸ‘Ή
>>126726
ya that aspect sucks but also at least for me getting um yknow pend doesnt rly even feel good to me except maybe as the fulfillment of some psychological thing
>>126730
anon
#poll ban sex/yes/YES
anon
>>126728
um. yea same,, i have to kind of psyop myself to enjoy penetration as it stands but i feel like maybe srs would fix me
anon
sex makes me feel good idk
krissu πŸ‘Ή
tbh i kinda just wanna get srs and then still have sexless cuddles w another trans girl probably
anon
>>126731
its kind of boring, at least to me, in most forms
anon
i think its like 99% a combo of residual teenage boy pornbrain + dick no work
anon
>>126721
horny is supposed to be solved with masturbation privately and quietly like eating a meal when ur really.hungry after work and then its done and you dont let it dictate your life or interpersonal relations thats what god intended
>>126739>>126740
krissu πŸ‘Ή
cuddles w no yucky thing getting in between
fujo
i Miss waking up in gfs arms so much :-:
i hope i can move in with her at some point
>>126741
anon
>>126736
No you are supposed to never masturbate
anon
>>126736
i believe this 1000000000%
krissu πŸ‘Ή
i wanna wake up in someones arms aaaaa
krissu πŸ‘Ή
even tho i dont like sex i loooove cuddles sooooooo much
>>126747
anon
can confirm waking up in gf arms feels awesome
anon
I find human relationships to be generally entertaining to watch and hear about, but I would never actually want another human to be intimate with because I would find it disconcerting.
>>126749>>126750
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>126743
hSFKOD"L:NBdzokn;jhbikjd;bgzhjkbdzjkbhdzkjlz
krissu πŸ‘Ή
>>126746
ya this is mainly why i wanna date another trans girl so we can both be on the same page abt it
>>126761
anon
>>126749
shadow canonically gets pussy tho
anon
also normies cant even be fucking normal about sex all of them watch way too much porn and think like slapping and choking and stuff is just part of it and thats so fucked
>>126756
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
the fact that this place is so onboard with being sex negative is insanely based you are all wonderful
krissu πŸ‘Ή
>>126752
ya :/
>>126753
i think most normies do... maybe not to the same extent women but even they kinda do
anon
>>126757
sssure i would think that you cant really say "normies dont watch pornography" when like 80% of men are pornbrained
shrimp
>>126757
#reply

the claim that the average woman doesn't watch pornography isn't backed by dataβ€”studies show a significant portion of women do engage with it, though perhaps less openly or frequently than men. societal stigma might make it seem otherwise, but interest in visual stimulation isn’t exclusive to one gender. maybe it's time to broaden the lensβ€”er, perspective.
anon
>>126757
no but they read porn books instead
anon
I think young people are way more sexual but also more prudish at the same time. it's very self-flagellatory
krissu πŸ‘Ή
>>126761
ya im not rly picky abt that kinda stuff i just like cute ppl
fujo
tbh i kinda couldnt.
anon
i feel like a lot of femboys have transmisogyny issues and so they would be kind of odd to date
>>126768
anon
but if i found one that was normal i wouldnt have any conceptual problem with him
krissu πŸ‘Ή
thats true, and femboys tend to be kinda young as well
fujo
>>126765
yea and a lot of it is like internalized, like there's a lot of them where being a femboy is kind of a repping thing
pandobra
i would date someone if they loved me very much

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