>>135038↪
no you schizo they want people in the office because managers think that when you stay at home you do nothing all day (which is already most of the job)

im in the office rn and ive been doing nothing all day

>>135040↪
interesting and timely admission lol

>>135040↪
thats normal

lol

jobs are so weird

why do you need a job in this society

i brought my laptop in and i have a kvm to switch between it and my work PC and i just sit on here all day

why cant it be freelance

you get hired as a contract

>>135046↪
BASED

whats your job btw

im an "administrative assistant" so its basically one of those fake email jobs

how did you get it

i applied for office jobs for 4 months with a fake resume

why would someone give it away for no reason

>>135054↪
LOL

>>135055↪
well you're above them so they cant do shit

>>135055↪
u do whatever ur job needs and then uhm look useful i guess i mean i do do some stuff at least

>>135053↪
pando reply tot his

to this

i did

i mean not directly but to the followup

dont u have like efficiency shit i forgot how its called

its cuz they need people to do some work but the work takes like 2-3 hrs instead of 8 hrs but ppl need fulltime jobs

>>135066↪
yeah i mean i have some python scripts to help me work better but like id still have a bunch of free time without them

do u read in your free time

sometimes, when i started here without my laptop i just put epubs on the work PC and i pretty much read most of the day

if i had free time all day id read so much

honzuki no gekokujou i read all of that LN

i liked it quite a bit

NO its not porn its just text

chinese pornographic cartoons

its a light novel!

moooooom its a lightnovel not a chinese cartoon

same shit different name

.play telling my dad im a brony

i want to relive this great memory

pando how much do they pay you

aksually

DAD IM NOT GAY

$20/hr

most of the j obs i was looking for paid more but i was getting deseperate so i just took it

you cannot suffer in murica

classic video

>>135093↪
>2000$ rent/month cucks you

im not suffering im big chilling

>>135096↪
ending is brutal lol

ill probably need to get one of those gooder jobs eventually though

>>135095↪
just live in a van

UHHHHHHHHHHHH

it is

dummy

see that smile

i live in a 5 bedroom house with 5 other ppl

>>135107↪
sounds wholesome

it is

>>135107↪
ewwww

>>135107↪
>>135111↪
buying a house wiith 5 other people would actually be kind of cool

wanna buy a house with me?

i rent though

>>135113↪
yeah if they're your friend

>>135114↪
yes sure lets
>>135116↪
have to be good friends too

>>135113↪
one of my friends is currently planning to do this ... except with a 6 person polycule

ok im too poor i cant sorry ill live in your house rent free though

>>135118↪
>hello? based department?

>>135118↪
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

6 person polycule? thats a big one

she keeps uhauling with various people she meets online

last time it exploded bc her gf became homeless and she had a bpd meltdown over her not responding to her texts

how to get aids 101

her new gf is this like onlyfans superstar making some absurd amount of money who is also as far as i can tell the center of the polycule

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

she must be so popular

no she just lives in vancouver

this is life in vancouver

gdi svg image

i cant see the image but i lolled at the title

does anyone want to start a 6 person polycule with me but instead of doing anything together we just get together once a week to make a pizza

>>135133↪
i know enough software queers to do this but the market is fucked enough that only like half of them are employed

not a fan of pizza quite frankly

you can still join we'll make you garlic bread >>135139↪

>>135136↪
waow thats my kind of polycule

>>135138↪
lmao@american'ts

love garlic bread

>>135141↪
FLAMMKUCHEN MENTIONED

>>135141↪
idk what that is ull have to teach the polycule

>>135128↪
her main twitter has 202k followers

>>135147↪
thats more on the lower end

>>135148↪
yeaaa me and my gf are having to move out of our current place bc its student housing and im finally graduating and we're running into the problem that we dont know a lot of people we'd actually want to live with

just repeat a year so you dont have to move out

>>135151↪
the state is currently paying for my college and they wont do that after i complete my degree requirements

>>135152↪
well then dont complete them

>>135153↪
u would have to live in america tho

>>135154↪
kinda too late. im also doing it on my parents' dollar as well so like

>>135147↪
thats like 2000x my following

i could never lead the pizza polycule with these numbers

>>135158↪
i believe in you

ur a big account in my heart

<3

i have like 1k followers bc i farmed the same tweet 3 times

>>135163↪
100 bots

actually u can probably triangulate my twitter from that statement but oh well

i actually had this funny problem on another account where u could find my legal name if u dug hard enough

>>135166↪
>I AM SO IMPORTANT THAT SOMEBODY WILL FIND MY TWITTER ACCOUNT

>>135169↪
im pawing at your post and meowing at it and shit

>>135163↪
thank u i love my fans

#smartai what is that effect called where something looks different from a distance than closeup and what is the eeffect called where theres something only visible from say five feet away and its so feint you can only see it at the very edge of your senses?

The phenomenon where something appears different when viewed from a distance compared to up close is known as **"aerial perspective"** or **atmospheric perspective**. This effect occurs due to the scattering of light by particles in the atmosphere, which causes distant objects to appear less distinct, often with a bluish tint and reduced contrast. It is a key principle in art and photography for creating depth and realism.

The second effect you describe, where something becomes visible only at a specific distance or under particular conditions—often faintly perceptible at the edge of your senses—is referred to as **"liminal perception."** This term encompasses stimuli that are just barely detectable, existing on the threshold of conscious awareness. In some cases, it may also relate to **peripheral vision**, where subtle details or movements are more noticeable in the outer edges of your visual field rather than when directly focused upon. These phenomena highlight how human perception operates within thresholds and can be influenced by environmental factors such as lighting, contrast, and spatial context. what is that effect called where something looks different from a distance than closeup and what is the eeffect called where theres something only visible from say five feet away and its so feint you can only see it at the very edge of your senses?

>>135166↪
whats ur twitter

>>135168↪
why would you ever post your name on your twitter account

>>135174↪
it was a much more convoluted path

>>135175↪
STOP COPYNG ME

HAHA U DID IT WRONG

>>135176↪
i tried being on fedi but 50% of the accounts are like liberal slop and 50% of the accounts are millennial tech people

and the millennial tech people are like moderately normal but im not all that interested in Just that

>>135185↪
11

>>135185↪
22

woag...

>>135186↪
perhaps in my heart

in the words of the never-forgotten m00t, i wish to be the little girl

ur a hag

idk i dont see that many like shitposters that i find funny on fedi

>>135193↪
pornography

i suppose part of my problem is that i go on twitter mostly because of random accounts that post one funny thing ever which is great for the for-you page but horrible for a "only the following page" exists model

>>135193↪
wait, like https://x.com/dedgrl or other sorts of accounts like that

.play zillakami dedgrl

like do u mean drug addict puppygirl type twitter lol

oh ive seen this twitter user before

LOL

>>135199↪
why are all trannies drug addicts

there are definitely a lot of girls like that online

.skip (video skipped)

>>135204↪
coping strategy

>>135208↪
my friend is a tranny but she still does drugs

... i mean, having talked to people in that zone, like, an amount of it is a front, but they do seem to Do A Lot Of Drugs and Act Like A Dog In Sex or whatever the front is meant to be

my twitter feed is just basketball and cats

can someone help me im being bullied

>>135215↪
*punches u*

my twitter feed oscillates b/t pictures of deer, rationalist tech twitter, trans women with thinly-veiled pedophilia, and trans women who are normal

im not sure where the 3rd one comes from

i get the third one where do you find the normal ones though id much rather have the normal ones

>>135217↪
u punched the wrong person

sorry someone was a knocking at the door

>>135220↪
i mean obviously this is making boxes

gpt conversation

u spelled door rong

>>135218↪
>trans women with thinly-veiled pedophilia
the chuds were right??????

>>135221↪
i met tgirls in my area and they were normal and i just followed the people they follow

>>135230↪
oh i see what you mean

yea idk

i mean all love and respect to the drug addict puppygirls but theres definitely an effect of specifically trying to adhere to the stereotype

one of my friends has this whole complex about trying to avoid the stereotype

by attempting to live your life in opposition to the thing u inherently reference the thing etc

i want to try ketamine

>>135240↪
ive thought about it but it would be annoying to get

>>135242↪
#editai change bas to bad

i have to like go buy crypto and shit

i have no idea how to get it but if i tried hard enough im sure i could find a way

i'm a drug addict for productivity reasons

>>135246↪
https://tor.taxi/

don't do it without me

>>135241↪
u dont seem to have a lot of like. fear of becoming that type of girl in the way my friend does

>>135249↪ okay ill wait for you but i will be testing the ketamine

why not it could be fun

coward >>135251↪

ket is not that scary

the actual effects are ~roughly similar to alcohol until u do a huge high dose, at which point its much more effective as a downer

the real annoyance is that the most common method of doing it is snorting a line which i hate

>>135240↪
youll get bladder issues from it

>>135256↪
good attitude for trying heroin

>>135263↪
seethe

>>135260↪
now i understand why those girls like it...

>>135259↪
im not cute

>>135266↪
im really not

>>135260↪
is it permanent like what if i just take it once or twice

>>135265↪
no like you're gonna feel unbearable pain for days

>>135268↪
im good

worm flirting zzz

>>135273↪
wtf ive like never heard of this effect

>>135272↪
you wont take it once or twice

what the you dont know me like that

>>135270↪
proof?

i do

ive only taken acid twice

acid is pretty fun but i keep doing too much and having a really really bad type

>>135282↪
thats enough

>>135276↪
its pretty common among long time users

time*

>>135285↪
u probably dont know her. starts with an n

she also lives in america so unless shes secretly flying between

psychonautwiki was created by a trans girl i think

yeah

https://josiekins.xyz/

>>135281↪
twice this week

>>135291↪
knock on my door, you can have a beer

>>135294↪
yes thats her

LOL

>>135298↪
she seems like kind of a cunt though. shes been parading through streams and stuff claiming to be a "researcher" – i look it up, she was a project manager or something lol

i mean their little avatar has a skirt and thigh highs come on

>>135302↪
ahh that explains it

no one wants to live in my walls

.play drugs are bad mmkay

>>135305↪
this

.play south park sexual harassment panda

>>135310↪
it even conjugated to be...

>>135309↪
based on brain damage

>>135295↪
twice EVER!!!!!! WAIT No 3 times but one time didnt count

i keep trying stimulants and then finding out they dont work

.play eminem the kids

it did count

coke and molly both had 0 effect on my brain

it didnt count it was a baby dose and im not a baby so it didnt count

i did too many drugs in university and it fried my brain

yeah you are a baby it counted

>>135321↪
thats the perfect time to do too many drugs

im old im rotting away im not a baby

exactly what a baby would say

>>135314↪
3 times wait its actually 4 wait its actually everday

libpol polycule when

libpolycule

lol

>>135326↪
I PROMISE its 3 but one didnt count so actually 2 and i never lied

guys please skip

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>135325↪
u r the baby this is baby projection

its gonna be funny

.skip (video skipped)

>>135331↪
forgot to update my libpolycule and now my puppygirl isnt building...

i dont like eminem

POT

>>135340↪
hah

wait what did you write fujo

secret stasi messages

>>135344↪
she said shes a trump supporter basically

thats true ^

fujo was describing about how proud she is to vote for the afd

>>135349↪
elections are actually coming up, everyone pay me 10$ or ill vote afd

wow

what is an afd

german nazi party but they get to exist in 2025

is that real

yes

go look up Alternative für Deutschland

oh

>>135355↪
my dads sole reason for getting up inna morning

i can type a lot of fun characters

oh wow its real

yeah

ɪts nɑmɪnəli biːkəz aɪ wɹaɪt ə lɑt əv aɪ pi: eɪ

ŷûîô

im voting for afd

>>135371↪
why

.play pink guy donald trump

>>135369↪
wayland is fucked with compose

idek why

>>135372↪
its gonna be funny

(im not even german)

>>135378↪
it kinda would be actually lol

it frequently varies based on what program im using

like signal does not accept my custom compose bindings at all

why is the leader of the afd a lesbian woman with a srilankan wife

>>135383↪
optics

wtf

evil

the gay ass windows port i have works awesome tho :^)

>>135384↪
see afd isnt actually a nazi oranization

they are gay

>>135389↪
thats the angle basically

im gayer

>>135390↪
it would be funny if the afd eventually deported weidels wife

im gayest

i should really get my german back up to snuff its like atrophied entirely

bernd and hans

>>135396↪
figures

>>135395↪
we know sis

>>135398↪
krautchan moment

ja stimmt >>135401↪

meine Frau belegt ein deutschkurse jetzt, und ich hilf ihr damit, aber es ist ein .. anfängerkurse? beginner's course. and so i only keep up a little bit of what i know

>>135402↪
arent those just popular german names though

>>135406↪
yes, but 'bernd' is the equivalent of 'anon' on krautchan. and only boomers have those names btw

i post on kc

>>135405↪
not bad, not bad. lets see nonnys german

>>135410↪
yayayayayay

i got to make her pronunciation really good too

i have language autism so i have realtively good pronunciation

>>135411↪
guten muhen

guten tag

are you all german or do u just like speaking it

i think there are a couple actual germans here, i just learnt the language

>>135416↪
cow moment