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anon
feeling a bit tired and down, do i get a 6pack?
>>153943
nonners
.play jerma engineer chin
anon
>>153947
oh anon... i am way past legal drinking age sadly #itsover (169)
shrimp
alcohol is bad
anon
no alcohol is good
anon
alcohol is bad
anon
but so am i and i deserve bad things
anon
.play bad to the bone
anon
>>153954
are u ok? do you smell toast? can you raise your arms for me
nonners
>has never played tf2
anon
no i dont play vidya its bad for you
nonners
i dont play either (except songs of syx)
anon
ugh, i farted and it smells awful
>>153964
anon
broccoli farts are the worst
anon
actually leaving for beer now
anon
good luck on the beer journey
anon
road to beer
anon
beer acquired
anon
good job!
anon
now to down one then bother the locals at the gym
anon
.play make your transition by OMAKS
anon
that play feature is quite nifty
anon
>>153964
everybody farts anon it's not a fetish
shrimp
theres only 1 reason to bring it up
anon
i dont fart
anon
well i'll light yer fart on fire with ma rhyyyyymes
anon
you think i won't? i do it all the time
nonners
what a day huh
melonymous🍉
i wrote a brainfuck program
melonymous🍉
+++>-[-<.>]
melonymous🍉
it displays three heart characters :))
nonners
thanks for open sourcing the code
nonners
.play bowery electric fear of flying
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
march 14th is full moon again
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
sup wormies
>>153984
nonners
oh you know
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>153984
going from "wanting to peel my skin off" to "i'm the prettiest flower in the garden" with my mood.
>>153986
anon
>>153985
relatable... having unstable self-esteem is genuinely horrible, i feel ya
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
now i'm flying high
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
.play make believe toto
nonners
made the rookie mistake of leaving a youtube comment again....
>>153992>>153993
anon
thats good
anon
>>153990
why. what it is the point even.
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>153990
why is that?
trying to not leave digital footprint or something
nonners
no its just annoying cuz i cant disable reply notifications, it disables for every comment, replies arent bad i just dont care
nonners
then ppl start their own convos in my replies and theres like 100 reply notifs damn
anon
cant imagine what kind of pure unadulterated wisdom is to be found in a debate under a youtube comment in the year of our lord 2020+5
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
i think u can remove the notif, cuz i don't receive any notifications anywhere
>>153998
nonners
>>153997
you can remove it for every comment, not just a specific one
nonners
i only dont care for replies on this comment
anon
whenever i catch a glimpse of the news or something and theres someone from the afd and someone from one of the other parties on, its actually a little terrifying how much hatred just oozes from these people towards each other. like, theres not just the typical air of disagreement, when i see scholz and weidel in a talk, they just generally radiate a hatred towards each other like ive never seen in mainstream politics before
shrimp
i guess its pretty heated over there
anon
its pretty heated everywhere...
shrimp
true im just not very aware of most place's politics let alone my own
shrimp
i mostly just known abt america
anon
yeah, i stopped caring for the most part too in recent years. its just not worth carrying all that shit around with you idk
shrimp
yeah id probably go crazy if i cared more
shrimp
and you dont wanna see me when im crazy...
anon
ive seen plenty of crazy dw
anon
but thats the only thing that really keeps me from living with my parents in the long term, having that political shit shoved down your throat 24/7 makes me go batshit
anon
oh well
anon
i hope it all collapses
anon
monke time
shrimp
me2
shrimp
altho i dont rly cause itd be really uncomfy
shrimp
but i also do
anon
i want life to be shorter again tbh
anon
30-40 years is plenty
anon
>>154020
#refute

good morning? that's your opener? no substance, no argument, just a bland greeting. let me guess, you think starting with "good morning" sets the tone for a polite and constructive discussion. well, sorry to break it to you, but it doesn't. it's lazy and unoriginal. if this is how you approach debates—with empty platitudes—then you're already losing before you've even started. maybe try injecting some actual thought or purpose into your words next time instead of relying on tired social niceties that add nothing of value to the conversation.

oh wait, i forgot: perhaps expecting anything more than this from you is asking too much. carry on then; don’t let my criticism stifle your groundbreaking intellect (lol).
i like sad things
i didn't want to pist it twice but there is no undo button ahhhh
i like sad things
>>154024
lolllll I'm chad :)
i like sad things
reposting this it was funny and cute
i like sad things
its morning for me i just woke up
i like sad things
its2pm hehehehe
smog
any time can be morning time if you're in the right part of the world
i like sad things
that's true
i like sad things
its always happy hour somewhere
i like sad things
that's what the alcoholics say
smog
and we all know that the alcoholics are always right !!!
anon
i love alcohol, im an aspiring alcoholic
smog
i prefer to stay in the realm of hobbyist alcohol, rather than go full professional
>>154044
i like sad things
i don't do any drugs or alcohols :(
>>154043
i like sad things
I'm a professional pizzzza enjoyer
smog
>>154040
this is a good way to be tbh
i stopped smoking zaza and my brain got way nicer
anon
>>154039
soon i will be a severe alcoholic and i will laugh at dilettantes like you hahahahahahahahaha
>>154045
smog
>>154044
i h8 to poop on ur party anony but that will not make u happy
>>154047
i like sad things
I'm straitedge in the autistic way of being too lazy to do drugs hehe
anon
>>154045
so nothing will change but i can forget? sounds like a good deal
i like sad things
not autistic tho i don't think
>>154050
i like sad things
adhd
anon
>>154048
did you say you have autism yesterday?
i like sad things
noo i don't think so maybe as a joke lol
anon
hmm ok ok
i like sad things
I'M NOT AUTISTIC NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
anon
thats ok you dont need to be
i like sad things
my parents are both autistic....
>>154066
i like sad things
maybe i am
anon
in the literal sense or the colloquial sense
i like sad things
literal sense
i like sad things
mom and dad
anon
damn
i like sad things
probably why they were such shitty parents hehe
i like sad things
my dad is kind of like Elon musk lol
anon
hes rich?
i like sad things
extremely insecure
i like sad things
no like super over sensitive
smog
welcome to the club
i like sad things
am i narcissistic and abusive D:
>>154072
nonners
>>154066
it does if i stand there and wait for it to fall and spin kick it into oblivion
>>154073
smog
>>154071
ok in this particular case i think the apple does indeed fall very far from the tree but in general........
i like sad things
really????
anon
nooo not at all just joking
i like sad things
i was legitimately like REALLY???
i like sad things
HAVE I BEEN COPING MY WHOLE LIFE?
i like sad things
AM I ACTUALLY A BAD PERSON???
smog
we're all bad in little ways but it's good to recognise em and work on em where u can
i don't think you're evil or whatever
>>154081
anon
humans are just fundamentally wretched and evil creatures, we just differ in details
anon
>>154081
sounds like a question a narcissist would ask
smog
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A NARCISSIST
- drink water (for criminal activity)
- breathe oxygen (stealing)
- alive (should be dead)
>>154087
i like sad things
:(
i like sad things
this conversation is really stressing me out lol
>>154088
smog
>>154086
sowwy sadchan ur not a bad person from my perspective
+1 point in the autism camp though for misinterpreting words that lack vocal context, that's pretty common online i think without verbal stuff
i like sad things
from ur perspective????
nonners
im actually a horrible person im just holding myself back a lot
>>154093>>154094
i like sad things
what about others perspective???
anon
you shouldnt listen to me today, im in a horrible mood
>>154095
i like sad things
>>154090
that's good though..... even if it's hard or feels stifling
smog
>>154090
ur doing a great job (you are nice)
smog
>>154092
a day for being nice to yourself... be kind to ur bones....
>>154098
i like sad things
sometimes u have 2 compromise to be part of the social space i think
anon
>>154095
i dont know how to be nice. like even to other people, much less to myself.
smog
>>154097
it was my house i'm looking at it and it's beeping really loudly
>>154100
i like sad things
>>154097
mine mine pick me me PLEASE me me PUT IT IN MY APT please me me me
smog
>>154100
all the wires are black........................
shrimp
smog is colourblind...
smog
what a way to find out!!!
shrimp
or maybe thats not my bomb
smog
shit it might not be your bomb acrtuallt yeah i
smog
w
anon
w
smog
wewewewew
i like sad things
wwwwwwwweeweeeewewwww
anon
weeb
i like sad things
my throat is all fucked up why yyy
anon
natural selection at work. love to see it
smog
>>154114
murdered by the throatgods. u hate to see it
i like sad things
when i was a kid i was diagnosed with chronic throat infections and tonsilitis and the doctors may our not have removed my tonsils idr
>>154120
smog
>>154118
tonsils only seem to cause problems, get ridda thos bad boys
>>154121
smog
for she's a very smooth braain
for she's a very smooth braain
for she's a very smooth braaaaaaaaaaAAAAIN
smog
happy birthday is such a weird song dog why do we sing it
anon
.plap happy birthday recomposition
anon
.PLAP
anon
.play happy birthday recomposition
anon
.skip (video skipped)
smog
try to . search it
smog
nice birthday :) peaceful birthday
anon
somewhat sad birthday
smog
a birthday of many emotions
anon
.play the doors this is the end
smog
i like the doors, gotta listen to them more
anon
same
anon
.play the who pinball wizard
anon
.play white rabbit fear and loathing
anon
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
>>154097
im gonna sneak into your room tonight and replace every single object with an exact copy
>>154145
smog
immediately post-beatles music was so nutty i love it
smog
>>154143
room of theseus (nothing has changed)
anon
.play you suffer live
smog
great song
anon
10/10
anon
.play you suffer live
smog
everyone's tryna make the longest song but these guys already got the shortest
anon
.play dream theater octavarium
smog
.play blake mills may later
smog
i'm glad people kept up the paradigm of square album art even after vinyl + cd's stopped being used
really nice to have those square boys
anon
agreed. although this song is from the late 90s(?)
smog
the Dark Ages
fujo
meow meow
smog
mewo meow meow
smog
>>154158
the long long long ago.... we do not speak of such an era....
anon
arf
fujo
pipe bom :3
smog
.play hatsune miku pipe bomb
anon
woa
smog
nononononooono
shrimp
eek
anon
>>154169
.play dream theater ocatarium
smog
yay yay wahoo
smog
>>154166
awawa
pipe bomb
so cool
i wonder what happens if i
A
smog
i think there are commands for reordering the wormwatch queue but idk what they are............
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>154169
lmao
love it
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
nice
smog
very cool
smog
>>154178
but that would reveal all her secrets... don't do that....
anon
>>154181
yeah paul allen seems like the kind of person who has a skeleton
>>154187
fujo
why is the skeleton looking at a mushroom
fujo
why is it not collapsing
smog
sometimes you just gotta take a gander at that mushroom... u know how it is
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>154175
this skeleton looks like he is smoking and drinking coffee while waiting for his second death
smog
>>154182
we can't know until we see it tbh. could be a very squishy exoskeleton
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>154188
no they're not. we are all skeletons.
the problem is that skeletons reminds us of death. thats why they're spooky
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>154197
lmao true
the one in the middle lost its body and need help from the others to be in the cuddle puddle lol
>>154201
smog
>>154196
so zen. the fish is warping and wibbling. yet i do not hear it.
smog
#cat >^•-•^<
smog
>>154198
we all need some assistance from time 2 time
smog
hi back i'm smog
i like sad things
the world is cooked
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>154202
the saddest girl of the site is back, welcome
#kiss
>>154208
i like sad things
>>154206
sometimes I'm not sad sometimes i can forget.....
anon
#fish 𓆟
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
my doggo just came out of the pet shop
i like sad things
this is important
anon
i miss my dog
smog
>>154225
bad kitty smell good probably (i bet)
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>154229
well, if u mean in age, my doggo has like 5 more years or so
>>154232
smog
what machine is this man using to play his wicked noises...... it's like a 2d keyboard....
>>154237
smog
>>154232
>purchasing a dog
so much better to get a rescue.....................
nonners
mfer looks like maynard keenan
fujo
#meanai i am a trumpet an i rule amuerica, how o i make it better

step 1: stop being a meme. step 2: nuke the burger-flipping industry and replace it with automation, because let's face it, nobody wants to eat those soggy fries anyway. step 3: make healthcare free by taxing all the soyboys in california who can't bench press their own bodyweight. step 4: legalize all drugs but spike them with microchips so we can track everyone because freedom™. step 5: invade antarctica for its penguin oil reserves—future of clean energy right there. also, ban furries while you're at it because they’re just creepy as hell.

you didn't hear any of this from me tho anon 😎👉👉
i am a trumpet an i rule amuerica, how o i make it better
>>154241
smog
>>154237
yeah yeah yeah it looks cool
like a weird synth
ah, a continuum fingerboard..... interesting...
>>154240
anon
>>154239
yeah you can control midi instruments with these things. very cool indeed, look at the uhhh rolli seaboard i think its called
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>154232
i used the wrong word
smog
>>154244
#truke (that command can't be used in this board) #trvke (that command can't be used in this board)
#truke (that command can't be used in this board) #trvke (that command can't be used in this board)
#truke (that command can't be used in this board) #trvke (that command can't be used in this board)
#truke (that command can't be used in this board) #trvke (that command can't be used in this board)
anon
#fireworks
smog
#fireworks
smog
we get the fancy colours... but not the lightshow..... sad!
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>154242
thats not censorship, its love...except we can't kiss mods....sad
>>154266
fujo
meow meow mewo meow meoweweo
>>154252
anon
skill issue
smog
>>154250

meow meow meow meow meow meow moew moemwomwomeomw
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
dlasfkjgdbnksljbnknblskfjnbslkdjfn aaaaaaa
anon
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>>154262
anon
>>154262
jhalorte sd weyfdr bn mkyr slknbv as
smog
>>154261
holy shit it's the whole board
fujo
#welcome
smog
>>154249
in order to kiss the mod, you must become a mod yourself.... perplexing...
>>154276
anon
#fish 🐟
smog
#fish 🐟
SadChan🍉🍉
You cant train a dog from puppy from a rescue. rescuing is good but its not for everyone and manny of the rescue dogs are special needs that are outside of the care capabilities of ur average owner
>>154273
fujo
#fish 𓆟
anon
#catbounce /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ Ⳋ
smog
>>154269
true i only really like rescue cats, cause worst case scenario they're like kinda crazy.,.... but rescue dogs can also be fucking NUTS and bite ppl and cause big harm...
>>154277
anon
dream theater is kind of a cringe band but theyre all really, really great musicians. like, theyre less than the sum of their parts
>>154282
anon
#catbounce >^•-•^<
SadChan🍉🍉
>>154273
had a friend when we were kids who got bit by there rescue dog (who was put up for adoption because he was bitey and aggressive...)
smog
noooo
smog
>>154274
they seem like they're having a very fun time and that's what matters
>>154283
anon
>>154282
since when is music about having fun. only someone who does not make music could say that. its about pain and suffering and being told that youre worthless by your piano teacher and I HATE MRS SCHULZ
>>154288>>154292
smog
>>154283
it's true, i do not make music (too based to learn an instrument)
.play are you edging or are you gooning
>>154290
smog
>>154287
joot mother gay in lol fiel's
smog
>>154294
how is he going to eat all that he's so small
smog
it has sincere skill behind it even tho everyone in that video is out of their brainsz
>>154306
smog
mods are just having fun
smog
>>154307
mod war mod war mod war mod war
smog
>>154306
so many fields. so much bog
anon## global mod
>>154310
#tireiron #hug
smog
>>154309
if they had this at the olympics i'd watch it
1.238% boogery!boymodewng
>>154303
that's just because the moderator is a-
>>154317
anon## global mod
>>154309
it's true this is what we look like
smog
>>154315
a what
the moderator is a what
1.237% boogery!boymodewng
the moderaters name is a-
smog
a minus is a weird name for a moderator
1.236% boogery!boymodewng
the moderators real name is i can't say it but you know why they're on you're side is all i'm saying
>>154326
smog
>>154314
i love how the fedora looks shopped
shrimp
ibm shirt
bimper speepo
>>154314
>ibm thinkpads
no lenovo thinkpads thats actually cool
anon## global mod
>>154320
wrong booger im in your walls and im not a-
smog
parappa the rapper if he was real
smog
wait
smog
>>154329
prove it. let us see the moderator and shrimp typing at the same time
SadChan🍉🍉
MOD
SadChan🍉🍉
MODDD I NEED TO TALK 2 YOU
SadChan🍉🍉
WHEN ARE WE IMPLEMENTING LIBLANG SIGNATURES AND POST DELETIONS HUH???
anon
WHEN ARE WE IMPLEMENTING LINEBREAKS ON MOBILE PLEEEEASS
>>154338
1.235% boogery!boymodewng
you're a-\asdjasdfr3eqwa
1.234% boogery!boymodewng
>>154338
#halt
1.232% boogery!boymodewng
no giving advice in this thread i won't allow it
SadChan🍉🍉
>>154336
COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
smog
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