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na-bee-eh (nadie)
okay
SadChan🍉🍉
>>161672
i cant do that....
SadChan🍉🍉
i dont have a million dollars
na-bee-eh (nadie)
well me neither...
na-bee-eh (nadie)
guy from grindr i made out with thought i was ftm all the time
SadChan🍉🍉
yea cause u look like a woman..................................
na-bee-eh (nadie)
are u saying ftms look like women
SadChan🍉🍉
non passing ones do
anon
it's true...
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i pass as a guy tho he misgendered me a couple times tho
SadChan🍉🍉
xD
na-bee-eh (nadie)
pnasmfmasf
na-bee-eh (nadie)
wait
SadChan🍉🍉
roundhouse kick all passoids
na-bee-eh (nadie)
oh
SadChan🍉🍉
what if u wore a cute dress and did smokey eye make up?? :3
>>161694
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>161692
what if i shoot myself with a sawed off shotgun in front of you
>>161696
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i told him i inject myself with testosterone first and then i told him its just estrogen and then was like "oh ok i get u now"
SadChan🍉🍉
>>161694
i would prefer u become ur authetnic self and stufff hehehe
SadChan🍉🍉
damn that dude thought he got hte mythical grindr ftm
na-bee-eh (nadie)
imagen.png
misgendering me so bad smh
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay far too bigoted for salvation
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i remember when we were together in my room and said i was too "borracha" (drunk) and then immediately said "b-borracho..........mb"
>>161712>>161704
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i can't be a fujo in peace
na-bee-eh (nadie)
self-inserting fujo
anon
>>161700
so he thought you were a woman then
na-bee-eh (nadie)
he thinks ftms are women like most cis ppl does with trans ppl in general
anon
too bigoted for salvation indeed #rekt (189) #rip
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
anon
scaredgle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
thing is i just
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i mean i'm a boymoder yeah cus i'm a tranny but i also just wanna be a boy to some extent so i never tell ppl i'm trans i just tell them i take estrogen at most
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i also met this guy that knows a girl friend of mine and she told him i'm "a very awesome girl" and now refers to me as a girl
na-bee-eh (nadie)
and i'm like
na-bee-eh (nadie)
dude i even told u my deadname pls :(((
anon
the curse of gender as a box u gotta be within at all times
please keep your arms and legs inside the gender
SadChan🍉🍉
el mundo es chico
na-bee-eh (nadie)
LIKE ME
na-bee-eh (nadie)
I'M A CHICO
na-bee-eh (nadie)
EL CHICO
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay le sigh. we cringe on
SadChan🍉🍉
didnt u ask to be chico and stuffff not chica
SadChan🍉🍉
am i confused doesnt that say like small world
SadChan🍉🍉
or like meaning "life is short" or smth like that
SadChan🍉🍉
what is maravillosa
SadChan🍉🍉
beuno or malo? thats good or bad? i know a TEENY TINY amount of spanishhh its hard for me to understand hehe
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ok so basically
na-bee-eh (nadie)
before those messages in that screenshot i asked him what did my friend say about me to him
na-bee-eh (nadie)
and she said
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that i'm a wonderful girl
na-bee-eh (nadie)
which is why he said "maravillosa" as in feminine
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i called it out kinda and he asked me if that's good or bad
SadChan🍉🍉
hehehe
SadChan🍉🍉
u are maravillosaaaa
SadChan🍉🍉
because u are a boymoderr
SadChan🍉🍉
asking people to misgender u smhhh
shrimp
this ones a little unsettling
SadChan🍉🍉
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SadChan🍉🍉
I LIKE THIS ONE
SadChan🍉🍉
CUTE
SadChan🍉🍉
SMUG GLE
SadChan🍉🍉
smart GLE
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay hi shrimp
>>161759
SadChan🍉🍉
injured gle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
gore of my comfort character
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay hi shrimp i love u
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay y...y. yeah
na-bee-eh (nadie)
whywhy
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay i love you like glegle loves derrick
>>161792
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#buryshoe
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
smugle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
gle, 50
na-bee-eh (nadie)
dogle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
christmasgle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
glegle bateman
anon
dubs gletman
na-bee-eh (nadie)
WHAT
anon
tatsumakigle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
wow
na-bee-eh (nadie)
is that her name
na-bee-eh (nadie)
dogle (2)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i fw dogle tbh
na-bee-eh (nadie)
very cute design
shrimp
dogle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay shrimp can i borrow 20 dollars
>>161793
shrimp
>>161765
oh that kind love u too then
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay i'm sobbing rn
shrimp
i can lend u 2 dollars tho
na-bee-eh (nadie)
3
shrimp
4
na-bee-eh (nadie)
5
shrimp
3
na-bee-eh (nadie)
4
shrimp
5
na-bee-eh (nadie)
6
shrimp
2
na-bee-eh (nadie)
1
shrimp
0 deal
na-bee-eh (nadie)
deal
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay deal
anon
art of the deal
shrimp
shakes ur hand
na-bee-eh (nadie)
shakes ur hand
shrimp
pleasure doing business with you
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i can't have girlmoder friends they always do this shit smhhh
na-bee-eh (nadie)
functionally speaking i'm just a dysphoric hrtwink
anon
a dysphoric boy that takes estrogen....
SadChan🍉🍉
not 2 be ur therapist but if ur dysphoric why do u want 2 be a boy..........
na-bee-eh (nadie)
because being a boy is kinda cool and i can be like fruity and liking men without being too judged as if i was a tranny
SadChan🍉🍉
so its not that u dont want to be a woman u are just afraid of how society treats u.... so u dont really want to be a boy....
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i'm ok with being a boy because i'm a fujo
SadChan🍉🍉
loll
shrimp
aap....
SadChan🍉🍉
so manyy fujo trannies lol
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i'm not aap
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ok maybe i am
SadChan🍉🍉
u would make some ftm fujo really really happy tbh
shrimp
>>161839
the first one is very pertinent to me. my house cats are so irresponsible
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>161839
first one's actually important
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>161849
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
shrimp
like they literally never do any chores
anon
all they do is like they assholes and run around @ 2am
shrimp
and puke
anon
!!!! not even cleaning up afterward!!!
shrimp
literally
anon
owowoowowowowoww
na-bee-eh (nadie)
shit.ie
anon
sadly poop.ie was taken
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that would have been so good
shrimp
and do nothing iwht it
anon
strongly considering
anon
beevee.lol is rolling over soon cause it's like 40 bux a year to renew
anon
gnot worth it
shrimp
ough
shrimp
thats a lot
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay i miss recima
shrimp
not bad
SadChan🍉🍉
okay the website should be melonburger.org rename melonburger to melonburger i mean melonburger to melonburger I mean libpol to melonburger
shrimp
lemonburger
shrimp
>>161869
#add pipeline to the end
na-bee-eh (nadie)
melonburger.org
anon
hheehe
na-bee-eh (nadie)
what if we make
na-bee-eh (nadie)
a website
na-bee-eh (nadie)
full of different glegles
na-bee-eh (nadie)
and we call it
na-bee-eh (nadie)
glegle.gallery
SadChan🍉🍉
but if u buy it can the website use it?
>>161883
shrimp
that would be pretty rad
anon
that's a no. 1 hit website idea
>>161887
shrimp
>>161880
no i wont allow it im sabotaging melonburger
anon
melonburger snipe
SadChan🍉🍉
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SadChan🍉🍉
MELON! FREAK! MONSTEUR!
na-bee-eh (nadie)
.play glegle
anon
>>161887
it's a good thing!!!!! glegle.gallery would be a hit
SadChan🍉🍉
1
na-bee-eh (nadie)
.skip (video skipped)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that is pegvegted
SadChan🍉🍉
pergvergteagghtteeddd
SadChan🍉🍉
>>161895
>everyone just plays tanks in that mode

yea wowww i hate it
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>161895
a winner is you
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay hi shrimp
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay shrimp
shrimp
#usay hi nadee eh
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay shrimp is the goat
na-bee-eh (nadie)
yes
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>161907
this looks tasty actually
anon
>>161908
that's just a SHRIMP with no goat. i demand a refund
na-bee-eh (nadie)
the substance type shit
anon
frightful
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>161914
this is how i punch people when they say mean stuff about glegle
shrimp
powerful
SadChan🍉🍉
>>161914
thats my favorite map but why is it day time now :(
shrimp
i think maps have day and night versions
SadChan🍉🍉
that map is 10 years old now....
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that's just a shrimp.
na-bee-eh (nadie)
and doesn't look that awesome honestly
shrimp
its a grimp
anon
ok now we're talkin
na-bee-eh (nadie)
real
anon
YEAH YEAH YEAH
na-bee-eh (nadie)
WOAH
na-bee-eh (nadie)
THAT LOOK SO RAD
shrimp
file too large
shrimp
woah thats crazy
anon
use handbrake to squash it down
limit is 10mb here i'm p sure
>>161939
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ok no the last one was cooltho
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>161943
mantishrimpgoat
shrimp
i went to jump down and they knocked me back up but then they couldnt get me
shrimp
>>161946
im a true blue shirmp gamer
anon
webp strikes again
shrimp
frightful
anon
oh my glob
SadChan🍉🍉
>>161947
this is actually genuinely amazing how orchid mantis camoflauge is so good that AI cant tell it between an actual flower
SadChan🍉🍉
WHY WASNT I BORN PRETTY AND RICH?????? HUH? HUH?
melonymous🍉
>>161974
i've never done "the nod" i've always been a wavefag
shrimp
minecraft
SadChan🍉🍉
idk
SadChan🍉🍉
how 2 do it
anon
recima
vuuv
piza :)
vuuv
omg
anon
anyone got any experience with dry herb vapes? i been thinking about getting a Arizer Solo II
>>162012>>162017
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
.play birds of feather
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>162010
zorry nony i have zero, april(shrimp) might know abt it
>>162016
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
zero knowledge*
anon
>>162010
weed vapes are an expensive way to smoke a lot more weed anony
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
my doggo is sitting with me on the sofa and he doesnt want me to stop petting him, i can barely write
>>162022
shrimp
can you blame them though you probably give good pets
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
liciking me
>>162027
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
>>162027
#Change be to he
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
he not stoping
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
right hand is coveredin saliva
SadChan🍉🍉
AWOOOO
vuuv
.play f02 version 0706
melonymous🍉
i wrote a bunny script yesterday
melonymous🍉
i forgot if i talked about this in here but it waits four seconds and then goes into its main loop where every second it has a 1/12 chance of dying and 1/5 chance of spawning another instance of itself
melonymous🍉
(but it can only reproduce if there are less than 64 of them, this prevents explosive population growth from clogging the whole system)
anon
;w;
SadChan🍉🍉
why cant i have 1 billion dollars PLEASEE
>>162043
anon
tried to go for an 'androgynous' haircut today to make boymoding bearable. it was too fem, the man in a dress disgust reaction is destroying me r
anon
ight now and I am honestly considering shaving my head off and refusing to look in the mirror ever again. I look so fucked up, I'm wearing a mask right now which hides my caveman face and I don't think I'm ever going to take it off
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>162037
its just how it is...sadly
>>162039
the system we live in prevent us from having it
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>162042
#hug
its gonna be okay anon
SadChan🍉🍉
so tiredddddddddd
SadChan🍉🍉
so tiredddddddddddo
SadChan🍉🍉
school and jobs r too much workkk
SadChan🍉🍉
i fought for 15 years 2 get 2 this point and I just want 2 quit
>>162063
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>162052
#this (great post, really funny stuff going around the website today)
anon
i just wish i wasnt so lonli
anon
everytime i try to talk to someone irl they like.. dont seem to like to interact with me..
anon
i wish i had a shoulder to lean on..
>>162059
anon
i do not like donald trump
anon
2am and ive already slept 10h... and now im awake...
anon
everyone so smart
everyone so talented
then theres me
SadChan🍉🍉
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL but what if EVERYONE feels that way??? THO????
anon
nah its just me sorry
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
>>162048
I’ve been listening to eye of the tiger on repeat lately it kinda helps
anon
thats life (thats liiiife)
thats what all the people say
youre riding high in april
shot down in may

but i dont let it change my tune
cause im back on top, back on top in june

thats life (thats lifeee) etc
anon
.play frank sinatra thats life
anon
why does gegory house bother with all the girls in his life and why do they give him the time of day when hes such an autist, he should date wilson instead, they have better chemistry than anyone else in the whole series
shrimp
theyre afraid of being gay
shrimp
at least house probably is
anon
thats fair i can buy that but they should at least have a drunken night of passionate love that they never speak about again and ocasionally kiss when house is feeling really bad and in one of his weird moods. it feels very out of character that it doesnt happen even once
anon
Every time they talk they are just flirting agressively
anon
maybe it happens off screen but at least the kissing part should happen.
anon
if i was director of that show i wouldnt change anything at all because the medical part is perfect and very funni but i would just make gregory and wilson kiss like. twice a season maybe
anon
>>162073
youre a good shrimpy shrimp do you know that april ^-^
shrimp
thank u...
SadChan🍉🍉
i agree shrimpy is a good one shrimp is doing their shrimpy best and thats all u can ask from a person its as shrimple as thatt 10/10 crustacean, keeps the aquarium clean

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