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na-bee-eh (nadie)
and we call it
na-bee-eh (nadie)
glegle.gallery
SadChan🍉🍉
but if u buy it can the website use it?
>>161883
shrimp
that would be pretty rad
anon
that's a no. 1 hit website idea
>>161887
shrimp
>>161880
no i wont allow it im sabotaging melonburger
anon
melonburger snipe
SadChan🍉🍉
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SadChan🍉🍉
MELON! FREAK! MONSTEUR!
na-bee-eh (nadie)
.play glegle
anon
>>161887
it's a good thing!!!!! glegle.gallery would be a hit
SadChan🍉🍉
1
na-bee-eh (nadie)
.skip (video skipped)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that is pegvegted
SadChan🍉🍉
pergvergteagghtteeddd
SadChan🍉🍉
>>161895
>everyone just plays tanks in that mode

yea wowww i hate it
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>161895
a winner is you
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay hi shrimp
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay shrimp
shrimp
#usay hi nadee eh
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay shrimp is the goat
na-bee-eh (nadie)
yes
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>161907
this looks tasty actually
anon
>>161908
that's just a SHRIMP with no goat. i demand a refund
na-bee-eh (nadie)
the substance type shit
anon
frightful
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>161914
this is how i punch people when they say mean stuff about glegle
shrimp
powerful
SadChan🍉🍉
>>161914
thats my favorite map but why is it day time now :(
shrimp
i think maps have day and night versions
SadChan🍉🍉
that map is 10 years old now....
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that's just a shrimp.
na-bee-eh (nadie)
and doesn't look that awesome honestly
shrimp
its a grimp
anon
ok now we're talkin
na-bee-eh (nadie)
real
anon
YEAH YEAH YEAH
na-bee-eh (nadie)
WOAH
na-bee-eh (nadie)
THAT LOOK SO RAD
shrimp
file too large
shrimp
woah thats crazy
anon
use handbrake to squash it down
limit is 10mb here i'm p sure
>>161939
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ok no the last one was cooltho
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>161943
mantishrimpgoat
shrimp
i went to jump down and they knocked me back up but then they couldnt get me
shrimp
>>161946
im a true blue shirmp gamer
anon
webp strikes again
shrimp
frightful
anon
oh my glob
SadChan🍉🍉
>>161947
this is actually genuinely amazing how orchid mantis camoflauge is so good that AI cant tell it between an actual flower
SadChan🍉🍉
WHY WASNT I BORN PRETTY AND RICH?????? HUH? HUH?
melonymous🍉
>>161974
i've never done "the nod" i've always been a wavefag
shrimp
minecraft
SadChan🍉🍉
idk
SadChan🍉🍉
how 2 do it
anon
recima
vuuv
piza :)
vuuv
omg
anon
anyone got any experience with dry herb vapes? i been thinking about getting a Arizer Solo II
>>162012>>162017
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
.play birds of feather
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>162010
zorry nony i have zero, april(shrimp) might know abt it
>>162016
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
zero knowledge*
anon
>>162010
weed vapes are an expensive way to smoke a lot more weed anony
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
my doggo is sitting with me on the sofa and he doesnt want me to stop petting him, i can barely write
>>162022
shrimp
can you blame them though you probably give good pets
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
liciking me
>>162027
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
>>162027
#Change be to he
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
he not stoping
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
right hand is coveredin saliva
SadChan🍉🍉
AWOOOO
vuuv
.play f02 version 0706
melonymous🍉
i wrote a bunny script yesterday
melonymous🍉
i forgot if i talked about this in here but it waits four seconds and then goes into its main loop where every second it has a 1/12 chance of dying and 1/5 chance of spawning another instance of itself
melonymous🍉
(but it can only reproduce if there are less than 64 of them, this prevents explosive population growth from clogging the whole system)
anon
;w;
SadChan🍉🍉
why cant i have 1 billion dollars PLEASEE
>>162043
anon
tried to go for an 'androgynous' haircut today to make boymoding bearable. it was too fem, the man in a dress disgust reaction is destroying me r
anon
ight now and I am honestly considering shaving my head off and refusing to look in the mirror ever again. I look so fucked up, I'm wearing a mask right now which hides my caveman face and I don't think I'm ever going to take it off
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>162037
its just how it is...sadly
>>162039
the system we live in prevent us from having it
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>162042
#hug
its gonna be okay anon
SadChan🍉🍉
so tiredddddddddd
SadChan🍉🍉
so tiredddddddddddo
SadChan🍉🍉
school and jobs r too much workkk
SadChan🍉🍉
i fought for 15 years 2 get 2 this point and I just want 2 quit
>>162063
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>162052
#this (great post, really funny stuff going around the website today)
anon
i just wish i wasnt so lonli
anon
everytime i try to talk to someone irl they like.. dont seem to like to interact with me..
anon
i wish i had a shoulder to lean on..
>>162059
anon
i do not like donald trump
anon
2am and ive already slept 10h... and now im awake...
anon
everyone so smart
everyone so talented
then theres me
SadChan🍉🍉
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL but what if EVERYONE feels that way??? THO????
anon
nah its just me sorry
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
>>162048
I’ve been listening to eye of the tiger on repeat lately it kinda helps
anon
thats life (thats liiiife)
thats what all the people say
youre riding high in april
shot down in may

but i dont let it change my tune
cause im back on top, back on top in june

thats life (thats lifeee) etc
anon
.play frank sinatra thats life
anon
why does gegory house bother with all the girls in his life and why do they give him the time of day when hes such an autist, he should date wilson instead, they have better chemistry than anyone else in the whole series
shrimp
theyre afraid of being gay
shrimp
at least house probably is
anon
thats fair i can buy that but they should at least have a drunken night of passionate love that they never speak about again and ocasionally kiss when house is feeling really bad and in one of his weird moods. it feels very out of character that it doesnt happen even once
anon
Every time they talk they are just flirting agressively
anon
maybe it happens off screen but at least the kissing part should happen.
anon
if i was director of that show i wouldnt change anything at all because the medical part is perfect and very funni but i would just make gregory and wilson kiss like. twice a season maybe
anon
>>162073
youre a good shrimpy shrimp do you know that april ^-^
shrimp
thank u...
SadChan🍉🍉
i agree shrimpy is a good one shrimp is doing their shrimpy best and thats all u can ask from a person its as shrimple as thatt 10/10 crustacean, keeps the aquarium clean
anon
i wish being able to go to music school wasnt just a pipe dream

but the local school only accepts like 20 students per course per year and theres like 500 applications according to their website

like stemfags are always turbosmug but those who went to conservatory have the real bragging right imo

one guy in my high school class placed second in the NATIONAL four-hand piano competition and he still had to move half-way across the country because he got rejected everywhere

its so bleak
anon
hi
anon
nightn
anon
nightmares and5hrs of skeep
anon
they have two hands. I got scammed
anon
I want to have a pro-capitalist gf to have neoliberal gay sex with
anon
i want to have a pro-ancap gf to have neoconservative gay sex with
anon
GIVE HIM 4 ARMS D:<
anon
the ai clearly knows who he is
anon
WHY NOT 4 ARMS
anon
lmfao
anon
thats CLEARLY two different birds below the frame ur trying to trick me stinky!
anon
NOPE
anon
LMAO
KittyUwUminati
wormies im bout to pump iron while listening to an inspirational video [YouTube]
anon
>>162112
>>162096
ai img gen often can't recreate things it's never "seen" cause it isn't able to generalise from irl experience like hoomans...

good vid abt it:
[YouTube]
anon
man tries desperately to make vhatgpt's img gen create a full glass of wine and it literally cannot
something something philosophy of concepts something something
anon
imp hosibble
anon
waow
anon
training data hasnever contained "full" wine...
anon
okay but ts seen machamp it knows hes a blue guy wih yellow stripey things on his head
>>162122
anon
>>162121
now this is the REAL question. it's just being 4arm racist i bet
anon
why cant it do 4 arms
anon
REEEEEEEEEEE
anon
TWO ARMS
anon
#ai how many arms does machamp have. answer tersely.

four.
how many arms does machamp have. answer tersely.
anon
p1QeoxSPXXMU - man with 4 arms 4 arms 4 arms 4 arms 4 arms 4 arms 4 arms 4 arms 4 arms 4 arms 4 ar....png
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anon
two...
anon
embarrassed 4 the ai tbh
anon
i guess it's like asking humans to imagine 4th spatial dimension.... we just spit out 3d but funky
anon
i think you can do
#terseai hi
anon
#shortai test..?

test confirmed. proceed.
test..?
anon
#shortai history of earth

earth formed ~4.5 billion years ago from solar nebula. early atmosphere had no oxygen, lots of volcanic activity. first life appeared ~3.7 billion years ago as single-celled organisms in oceans. photosynthesis evolved ~2.5 billion years ago, leading to oxygen buildup (great oxygenation event). complex multicellular life emerged around 600 million years ago during cambrian explosion.

dinosaurs dominated for 165 million years until asteroid impact wiped them out 66 million years ago (cretaceous-paleogene extinction). mammals diversified afterward, with primates appearing ~55 million years ago and humans evolving only in the last few hundred thousand years.

modern humans developed agriculture ~10kya, leading to civilizations and rapid technological progress over the past few centuries that drastically reshaped earth's ecosystems through industrialization and population growth (~8b people today).

key events: formation of moon (~4.5bya), snowball earth periods (multiple times), permian-triassic extinction (~252mya - worst mass extinction ever), ice ages cycles starting a couple mya shaping current climate patterns before human influence accelerated global warming recently due primarily co2 emissions since industrial revolution began late18th century onwards into present day where we face existential threats like biodiversity loss & runaway greenhouse effect if not addressed soon enough via collective action on sustainability measures worldwide among nations cooperating together effectively despite geopolitical tensions often hindering such efforts historically speaking overall though still hope remains provided humanity acts decisively now while time allows it theoretically at least potentially possibly maybe perhaps who knows really but yeah thats basically it nutshell style summary wise yep cool thanks bye
history of earth
anon
>>162135
disjoined doduo. saved from the tragedy of circumstance
anon
they kissed so hard ones head become a part of anothera body
recima
HELP
recima
IM NOT USED TO MY RIZZ WORKING WHAT DO I DO
anon
4chan posting has been down for 4 hours everyone advertise libpol
>>162152
recima
i am feeling very gay
anon
>>162149
hiroshimoot is probably implementing a new spam protection feature that makes you wait 2h before each post + you have to record a little dance and send it to his personal email
recima
i want to sit with someone and talk about oranges and eat citrusy fruits and fall sleep together
recima
under the shade of a trwe
recima
tree
anon
#smartai talk about oranges

Oranges, scientifically classified as *Citrus × sinensis*, are a quintessential member of the Rutaceae family and one of the most widely cultivated fruit crops globally. Originating in Southeast Asia, particularly in regions encompassing southern China and northeastern India, oranges have been cultivated for millennia and have since spread to subtropical and tropical climates worldwide. They are a hybrid species, likely derived from a cross between pomelo (*Citrus maxima*) and mandarin (*Citrus reticulata*), which explains their complex genetic lineage.

The orange is renowned not only for its vibrant hue—a result of carotenoid pigments such as beta-carotene—but also for its exceptional nutritional profile. It is an excellent source of vitamin C (ascorbic acid), providing over 100% of the recommended daily intake in a single medium-sized fruit. Vitamin C plays a critical role in immune function, collagen synthesis, and antioxidant defense against free radicals. Oranges also contain significant amounts of dietary fiber (particularly pectin), potassium, folate, thiamine (vitamin B1), and flavonoids like hesperidin and naringenin, which exhibit anti-inflammatory and cardioprotective properties.

From a botanical perspective, oranges are classified as hesperidia—a type of berry with a leathery rind surrounding segmented pulp filled with juice vesicles. The rind itself contains essential oils rich in limonene, contributing to the fruit's aromatic qualities. These oils are often extracted for use in flavorings, fragrances, and even cleaning products due to their solvent properties.

Culturally and economically, oranges hold immense significance. Spain leads global production alongside Brazil (the largest exporter) due to favorable climatic conditions conducive to citrus cultivation. In addition to fresh consumption or juicing applications that yield nutrient-dense beverages without added sugars or preservatives when freshly pressed; processed forms include marmalades made from bitter Seville varieties used primarily because they possess higher pectin content than sweet counterparts enabling better gel formation during cooking processes required preserve-making endeavors undertaken culinary enthusiasts alike seeking artisanal creations imbued natural flavors inherent within these fruits themselves!

Moreover research suggests regular consumption may confer health benefits ranging reduced risk chronic diseases cardiovascular ailments certain cancers owing bioactive compounds present therein acting synergistically promote overall well-being individuals who incorporate them into diets regularly basis thus making them indispensable component balanced nutrition plans aimed optimizing human performance longevity alike!
talk about oranges
anon
#smartai how arnie might be like the lefts joe rogan

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Joe Rogan, while both influential figures in their respective domains, occupy distinct cultural and ideological spaces. However, one could draw parallels between how Arnie might be perceived by the political left and how Joe Rogan is often viewed by certain segments of the right or center-right.

1. **Cultural Icon Status**: Arnold Schwarzenegger is a multifaceted figure—bodybuilder, actor, businessman, and former Republican governor of California. His appeal transcends traditional political boundaries due to his celebrity status and pragmatic approach to governance. Similarly, Joe Rogan has become a cultural icon through his podcast *The Joe Rogan Experience*, which attracts a diverse audience across the political spectrum despite his personal libertarian leanings.

2. **Pragmatism Over Ideology**: Schwarzenegger’s tenure as governor was marked by a willingness to work across party lines on issues like climate change (e.g., AB 32) and infrastructure reform. This pragmatism endeared him to some liberals who appreciated his focus on results over rigid partisanship. Similarly, Rogan’s podcast platform often features guests from varied ideological backgrounds—leftists like Bernie Sanders share airtime with conservatives like Ben Shapiro—creating an environment where ideas are debated rather than dismissed outright based on partisan affiliation.

3. **Populist Appeal**: Both figures have cultivated broad populist appeal that resonates with everyday people rather than just elites within their own camps: Arnie through relatable narratives about achieving success against odds; Rogan via accessible conversations spanning topics from fitness science philosophy politics entertainment etcetera making complex subjects digestible average listener without requiring deep expertise beforehand

4 .**Criticism From Their Own Side:** Just as progressive critics accuse Mr.Rogan amplifying voices harmful marginalized communities despite hosting inclusive discussions overall so too do conservative detractors fault GovernorSchwarzeneggertoo moderate insufficiently loyal core GOP principles particularly regarding environmental regulations taxation policies social issues such marriage equality reproductive rights among others

5 .**Media Influence Beyond Politics:** While neither man began career primarily focused upon electoral office nor formalized activism per se they've leveraged fame influence shape public discourse ways extend far beyond original fields endeavor whether it be cinema television sports broadcasting comedy mixed martial arts respectively thus enabling reach audiences might otherwise remain disengaged conventional news outlets punditry alone

In summary though differing substantially background temperament policy preferences there exists overlap terms ability bridge divides foster dialogue amidst polarized landscapes earning admiration frustration simultaneously depending perspective observer holds towards them individually collectively speaking
how arnie might be like the lefts joe rogan
recima
>>162159
i'm not
i just prefer being able to talk to people in conversations over watching them converse with themselves via llm assistance
>>162162>>162163
nonners
>>162161
#reply

yeah i get that, it's way more natural to talk to people directly than watching them interact with an ai. feels more real.
>>162163>>162165
recima
>>162162
your snarky noncompliance isn't funny
recima
IMG_3739.jpg
enjoying eachother's company in a way where you understand eachother's vulnerabilities, dreams, personal values, history, and ambitions is what I believe is one of the best parts (if not the best) of any social relationship (even just talking to others online counts as a social relationship in this).

i just think it's a bit....... irritating? (imagine a word like irritating with a stronger sense of melancholy) that the potential of deeper communications and understanding are squandered by llms
bunmoder
yeah ai slop images feel like. "hallmark cards". they're very impersonal, the lack of like. "intent" in the resulting composition makes it feel rather hollow
nonners
when are they gonna add soul to ai images?
bunmoder
soul.webp
the effort exerted by a conscious individual seems important to make the end product meaningful
>>162177
anon
hmm. vaguely zombielike
recima
stop
recima
alright
nonners how have you been
recima
>>162168
#slop
im opposed to the idea of using violent in any sort of generation if you don't mind, but idk
recima
>>162180
aww, this is a cute animal :)
recima
thank you for sharing :)
anon
#ai honest thoughts on sharting?

sharting is universally embarrassing and inconvenient, but it happens to everyone at some point. it's just part of being human. just laugh it off, clean up, and move on. nobody's perfect.
honest thoughts on sharting?
anon
...
anon
this is epic
anon
the anti-slop movement begins
bunmoder
interesting, it generates even behind the ice
anon
am i glad he's frozen in there and we're out here
anon
YOULL NEVER FREEZE ME
anon
t
bunmoder
its probably for the best
bunmoder
once the moth catches the flame
bunmoder
there shines a certain strange light
bunmoder
warped and branded
bunmoder
idk. to me it's a note of madness that other social spaces seem incapable of seeing
bunmoder
complacency of the scenario
>>162229
bunmoder
now your insight stat is too high and extradimensional horrors hound you everywhere you go
bunmoder
and everyone else thinks you're nuts
bunmoder
of a truth others refuse to see, or acknowledge
bunmoder
i guess i've seen a few 4tran diaspora in isolated nooks of twitter or bluesky
bunmoder
though their nature makes them hard to find, and the fragmentation distills specific elements to perhaps too high of a concentration
anon
>>162222
#change change 'complacency of the scenario' to 'h'
bunmoder
?
anon
h
shrimp
h
recima
bello
recima
hello
recima
hello anon
anon
hi recima how are you today
>>162239
recima
>>162235
this is actually kind of neat, i'm sitting next to my bees right now
recima
>>162237
i am well
i am hopeful for the future (if a bit anxious), but I have been adequately caffeinated and last night i started a blogpost in the bot channel of a discord server
>>162241
recima
how are you anon?
anon
>>162239
a mix of hopeful + a little scared is a good signal for future movement, i hope it all works out recima
>>162244
anon
i'm chillin, experimenting with new lunch ideas that i can cook quickly when i break from work. made a baked potato with fried shrooms/carrot/pepper + an egg + some fake chicken, drowned in paprika and cumin. very tasty.
>>162244>>162245
anon
>>162242
>baked potato with fried shrooms
yes... thats what they used to call me...
>>162249
anon
>>162244
not a veggie, but i like to eat mostly veg and support the fake-meat industry when i can, so it would be cheaper in future...
recima
is it possible to bread fake chicken and turn it into breaded strips to enjoy with rice
>>162250
anon
>>162245
i'll still call you that anon-kun.......
anon
>>162248
hmmm possibly, normal fake chicken comes in "breast" and burger forms so u could def bread it up. the consistency would be very different unforch cause using veg to emulate meat is always weird...
recima
ah
i don't have much experience with fake chicken which is why i ask; as I am an enthusiast of other chicken (especially in a curry or a soup)
>>162253
anon
some of it can be pretty good, would recommend
anon
>>162251
real chicken is still ideal for soup imo, i don't think fake stuff can compare to how real chicken like threads apart into little strings of tasty bits. chicken soup 4 the soul
recima
a chicken soup with some celery carrots some potatoes if you're feeling risky, some onion, and like, if you have time some dumplings is really good

i love chicken and dumpling soup, might be my favorite meal
anon
oh shit dumplings in soup does sound good
anon
the trick with spuds is to put em in like halfway thru so they don't fall apart, altho i do rly like soup with potato in it where the potato has completely dissolved and it's just a yummy thicc soupp
recima
I'm just thinking of little potato cubes now in a chicken pot pie

tbh i was also thinking of chicken pot pie when listing my soup ingredients
>>162260
anon
god i love food sm
anon
>>162257
the funny thing abt pie and soup is that they differ only in consistency and the bowl
recima
hello american :)
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
hi recima
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
hi anon
anon
>>162265
cant wait. but i suggest we block the ability to replicate earl grey tea because thats reserved
anon
i work now byby
recima
stay safe!!
anon
>>162264
the walls are closing in as per usual. wbu?
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay hi recima
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay recima hi hi recima recima hello recima
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
recima
hello nadie!

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