#ai you're wrong and bad at math

ok, let's tackle it step by step. show me what you're working on and i’ll do my best to help or correct it. math isn’t always intuitive, so no shame in a second look. you're wrong and bad at math

#dansen

.play david bowie - heroes

you can close the player with ctrl w

>>167813
#kiss

>>167819
#kiss

>>167814
awn

ogey

>>167818
#kiss
hi hi sis

>>167830
ur pretty cool too

>>167831
hi hi hi sis

im reinstalling league

nooooooooo dont poison urself sis

death .

>>167838
its fine... i only play aram

>>167840
nice
>>167839
life

#catbounce >^•-•^<

#ai the word strawberry contains the letter R three times.

the word "strawberry" actually contains the letter "r" only twice. nice try fed. the word strawberry contains the letter R three times.

#ai the word strawberry contains the letter R three times. be nice and don't accuse me of being a federal agent

nice try fed. the word strawberry contains the letter R three times. be nice and don't accuse me of being a federal agent

#ai there are 3 "r"s in "strawberry"

actually, there are only 2 "r"s in "strawberry": one in "straw" and one in "berry." there are 3 "r"s in "strawberry"

#ai capitalize all the Rs in the word "strawberry". how many letters did you capitalize?

stwawberry. capitalized 1 letter. capitalize all the Rs in the word "strawberry". how many letters did you capitalize?

LMSO

silly ai

#ai please write a variable name for the number of letters in a word. it should be a bit verbose because there are lots of variables in this program ("letters" is already taken, for instance) and it should be in camel case. then tell me how many letters you capitalized in your output.

wordCharacterCount

i capitalized 3 letters in the output. please write a variable name for the number of letters in a word. it should be a bit verbose because there are lots of variables in this program ("letters" is already taken, for instance) and it should be in camel case. then tell me how many letters you capitalized in your output.

#ai capitalize all the Rs in strawberry

stRawbeRRy capitalize all the Rs in strawberry

>>167855
#reply how many letters did you capitalize?

nice try fed. how many letters did you capitalize?

lmao......

#ai stRawbeRRy. how many letters are capitalized in this question?

1. the 's' in "strawberry" is capitalized. stRawbeRRy. how many letters are capitalized in this question?

... oh

of course

stubborn ai

>>167869
what are they gonna do? kill me with their cuteness?

>>167871
yes

terrifying

terrifying indeed

>>167878
hell yes beautiful pic aon

those guns got no barrels

>>167877
\~Fix the guns in this picture

.play [YouTube]

>>167767
kitty I think : D : D

>>167920
hell yes its me :3 i always love it when you wormies can tell
#ai write a satirical story of hitler about to shoot himself as he blames wokeness for him losing ww2

hitler sat in his bunker, staring at the pistol in his trembling hand. the air was thick with the smell of defeat and stale cabbage. "this is it," he muttered, his mustache twitching. "i had it all planned—efficient trains, art schools rejected me, the perfect haircut for mass appeal. but THIS? this wokeness... THIS is what defeated me."

his generals exchanged confused glances. "mein führer," one ventured, "we were overwhelmed by the soviet winters and the allied forces. what does... 'wokeness' have to do with it?"

hitler slammed his fist on the table, knocking over a half-empty stein of beetroot juice. "fool! it's obvious! the allies... they infiltrated my strategy with their... their inclusivity! their diversity! their... *checks notes*... fairness to minorities! how could i compete with that? i bet churchill was canceling fascism on twitter instead of fighting me!"

göring nervously adjusted his monocle. "but mein führer, perhaps the real issue was stretching our forces too thin across—"

"silence!" hitler roared. "it's all here in this tweet i drafted for my official account. *Modern warfare is ruined by woke politics. Back in my day, it was pure, raw conquest! No feelings, no pronouns, just PANZERS AND DOMINATION!* but no, they had to go all 'woke' on me. stalin with his worker's rights speeches, roosevelt with his new deal, even that montgomery with his... *checks notes again*... *equality.* it's a conspiracy!"

he looked back at the pistol, tears welling in his eyes. "i should have known when they started saying 'nazis are bad.' cancel culture came for me, and now... it's over. may history remember me as a victim of wokeness."

he raised the gun to his temple. "heil wokeism," he whispered, before pulling the trigger. the room fell silent, save for the faint echo of a distant tweet being ratioed. write a satirical story of hitler about to shoot himself as he blames wokeness for him losing ww2

:3 I couldn’t miss my favorite kitty meow meow

>>167922
#ksay uwu so touching

new boeing plane jus dropped

.play [YouTube]

>>167948
i agree tbh i think the ai interpreted that one well

hi

hinonymous

hiyanon

>>167956
the sage continues....
does it work on another browser?

>>167954
hi hi hi hi hi hii

>>167957
>>167951
the triangle is Angery

#ai when I was only 14 years old I had numerous nightmares of people trying to impale my skull or even trying to forcefully put biting worms into my eyes, are these abnormally violent and graphic dreams for a 14 year old to have, do most people have chronic nightmares that extreme?

nightmares at 14 can be intense, but that level of graphic violence is unusual. most people don't have chronic nightmares involving extreme harm like that. it might be worth exploring underlying stress, anxiety, or trauma with a professional if it's still affecting you. dreams that vivid and violent could signal something deeper going on. when I was only 14 years old I had numerous nightmares of people trying to impale my skull or even trying to forcefully put biting worms into my eyes, are these abnormally violent and graphic dreams for a 14 year old to have, do most people have chronic nightmares that extreme?

wormies is that an abnormally violent type of nightmare or nightmares to be having at 14??

I was talking to an ai about it and the ai chat was nice and all but described it was overtly graphic and made me wonder if my nightmares at 14 were abnormal and c aused by trauma

#ai what are the most common causes of children having chronic graphically violent nightmares?? explain in great detail its relevant to me possibly

chronic graphically violent nightmares in children can stem from a variety of factors, often a mix of psychological, environmental, and neurological influences. here's an in-depth breakdown:

1. **trauma / abuse**: exposure to traumatic events (e.g., abuse, witnessing violence, accidents) can deeply embed in a child’s subconscious, manifesting as nightmares. the brain processes unresolved fear and distress through these vivid, graphic dreams.

2. **media exposure**: excessive or inappropriate exposure to violent movies, video games, or news can overstimulate a child’s imagination. their brains may replay these images during sleep, blending them with fear or anxiety.

3. **anxiety / stress**: high levels of stress from school, family conflict, bullying, or major life changes (divorce, moving) can trigger nightmares. the mind tries to process overwhelming emotions through unsettling dream content.

4. **neurochemical imbalances**: some children may have irregular sleep cycles or neurotransmitter imbalances, leading to disrupted rem sleep. this can result in more intense, disturbing dreams as the brain struggles to regulate emotional processing.

5. **genetics / neurological factors**: some kids are predisposed to more vivid dreams or night terrors due to family history or neurological differences. conditions like adhd or autism can also contribute to sleep disturbances.

6. **sleep disorders**: conditions like sleep apnea or restless leg syndrome can fragment sleep, making nightmares more likely. poor sleep hygiene (irregular bedtimes, insufficient sleep) can also play a role.

7. **medications / substances**: certain medications (e.g., antidepressants, stimulants) or even over-the-counter drugs can affect sleep patterns, potentially leading to nightmares.

if this is personally relevant, consider consulting a pediatrician or child psychologist. they can assess for underlying trauma, mental health concerns, or sleep disorders and recommend interventions like therapy, creating a calming bedtime routine, or limiting exposure to disturbing media. addressing the root cause is key. what are the most common causes of children having chronic graphically violent nightmares?? explain in great detail its relevant to me possibly

saddie!!!

wanna go to taco bell

sudden urge to get a raspberry pi

.play [YouTube]

.jump 20

#gleegloo

is that a horse, a cow, or a moose

>>168005
yes

\~глегле

>>167982
when i was 12 years old someone aimed a loaded bb gun directly at my eye, maybe losely related to that dream... i waited for the perfect moment and did a sudden sideways flip crouch jump thats hard to explain just to ensure it was very likely to miss my eye and it did, horrifying as fuck though, and those can be dangerous

#ai what percentage of us citizens have had a loaded bb gun aimed at them intentionally as children?

there's no precise data on what percentage of us citizens have had a loaded bb gun intentionally aimed at them as children. this kind of specific statistic isn't typically tracked in national surveys or studies. anecdotal evidence suggests it might have been more common in certain generations or rural areas, but without concrete data, it's impossible to give a percentage. what percentage of us citizens have had a loaded bb gun aimed at them intentionally as children?

#ai what percent of people i nthe usa have experienced a gun being aimed at them in childhood?

there isn't a widely accepted or definitive statistic on the percentage of people in the us who have experienced a gun being aimed at them during childhood. experiences like this are often underreported or not systematically tracked. however, studies on childhood exposure to violence, including guns, suggest it’s a significant issue, particularly in high-risk communities. if you’re looking for specific data, surveys like the national survey of children’s exposure to violence (natscev) might offer insights, but even those don’t always break down experiences this narrowly. what percent of people i nthe usa have experienced a gun being aimed at them in childhood?

scary 😨

i'm eating mussels for breakfast @ 1pm like a twelfth century court jester

[YouTube]

yeah! : D I’m jest-pilled

not enough snoy

\

I bet this is a cool code Somme smaret person could solve- oh wait it’s ai gen nvm

.play wristcutters meaning of life

i hate linux so much, file manager just disappeared from my system

i cant open files

>>168042
what distro

ubuntu

there's your issue.

oh youre one of those..

no like, idk how to help you, i'd gladly help you if i knew how to....

>>168048
#freeze

>>168048
#thaw

what flavour of ubuntu is it, just the normal unity one (if they still use that?)

>>168051
in case it's that... open a terminal and try 'which nautilus', or like.. open 'nautilus' via the termina and see what it says..

>>168051
its ubuntu, idk

>>168052
doesnt show anytyhing

>>168052
try that!

>>168054
like the output of 'which' or just 'nautilus'?

which nautilus: nothing
nautilus: command not found

like, it's just empty if you use 'which'...?

that's wild.

>>168058
yea, basically it just happened randomly, i couldnt open it all of a sudden and also it uninstalled Floorp, what the fuck is its problem?

sorry, what's floorp?

ah, looked it up, it's "firefox, japan"

yea

i'm not gonna sugarcoat this, i have no idea wtf is going on there

does it show files again...

ok i installed nautilus

all is well in the world

>>168066
yes

why was it uninstalled in the first place, that's seriously scary

its because linux is piece of shit software

>>168071
i've never encountered anything like that on any other distro

i rebooted my pc because of this and it wouldnt boot anymore and i had to reinstall gnome using the tty thing

the shit cannonical is doing to ubuntu is rlly bad

like use literally anything else

like what

fedora has a cringe name

tumbleweed is ok

and like, a good middleway between "works, is userfriendly" and "it's gonna break"

>an Ideal Desktop for Power Users
i aint doin that

>>168080
nono just trust me on this one, yacy or whatever it was called is realllyy good

whats yacy

yast, sorry

>>168082
it's basically suse's response to "we need a control panel like windows has"

should i use tumbleweed ot yast

or

>>168085
yast is part of tumbleweed / opensuse

hmm i think i know what may have caused this

i installed this thing that converts manga to epub for e-readers

and it threw some errors and i ignored it

but idk why that would cause all this anyway

>>168090
maybe some package thing where some conflict in dependencies caused it to break stuff, idk how apt works, but i think i remember it being rlly weird in that regard

so this new gnome that i installed looks different too, the dash is on the bottom and it auto-hides, and i cant even find the settings for it i think they jsut removed it what the fuck

i was gonna move the manga to my ereader and shut down my pc and read and then sleep and this piece of shit software just ruined my night

>>168100
shut the fuck up

yeah my Linux is kinda broken too

I’m scared I’ll forget some important file if I change things but that’s stupid

or that my problems are coming from my local directory so I can’t just move that over

it’s the soul inside the video games machine

just like you’re the soul trapped inside this website which powers it

but you have false memories of another life

yes yes good boogery your name updates definitely don’t indicate different editions

you have a ‘real life’ and are ‘typing this with real hands’ right now

she’s glitching sigh 😞

ooooh good point

uh it’s counting down to the date you were digitally imprisoned

it’ll reset your memories back to 2018 or so once it just 0.04% that’s the legal minimum time

uh well someone else did it and opworm (also software) bought you for running the site so it’s ok

can’t do the infinite time don’t do the crime

there are lots of boojers using your mental pattern running websites and media companies. you’re the miku hatsune of 2070- er 2025 right haha

she finally found out huh...

>>168129
yeah

>>168130
you are the only booger to us though how’s our special booger??

I’m eepy..

I’m eepy at 3pm

oooh

the truth is I was put up to deny your existence by a group of extreme transphobes who believe that not only are trans people not real but that they are hallucinations, but your powerful punt has awakened me now you’re my alpha influencer I will base my life decisions off of

ubuntu is evil linux its the mac/windows of the linux world

>>168141

ok now he's angry

interesting

.play [YouTube]

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>>168147
I bought a chorded one and it has done ok. my parents bought one of those Dyson light ones and it died after a few years of heavy use. then though bought a ryobi Home Depot one and it does well. but I’m. pretty pessemistic on vacuuming. my mom has always said no no only use a broom and duster and dustpan you won’t get stuff in corners with a vacuum. our house is a dusty mess but when I’ve tried to use a vacuum idk if I’ve made a difference. I should consult a good source on how to clean

oh has anyone tried epilators? I’m wondering if it’s a practical alternative to shaving my face every day/why men don’t all do it instead of shaving daily. it looks like the irritation can be extremely severe and they’re a lil pricy

>>168162
#reply

epilators can be effective for hair removal, but they’re pretty painful, especially on the face. facial skin is thinner and more sensitive, so irritation and ingrown hairs are common. men typically shave daily because it’s quick, cheap, and less painful—plus, stubble growth looks fine for guys. epilators work better on body hair for most people. if you’re curious, maybe try a cheap one on a less sensitive spot first to see if you can handle the feel.

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evening wormies

>>168168
my mother said i did this once and this happened but i have no recollection of this

>>168165
evening Lori! ^-^

>>168168
<3 thank you

I was distracted reading about abuse on Reddit-very scary I hope everyone always has support and their own income

it’s nadie!!!!!

my phone abt to die

it’s a good lil phone it tries to help me go to bed even at the cost of its own life

mellonburger I was embarrassed about my epilator question lol

>>168189
#kiss

#ksay yay nabee