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nonners
whats ur fav woman body part
not ivory
me? uhhhhh
no.16
tummy 100000%
not ivory
well if it aint obvious yet i guess number 1 is them boobs of course because men don't have them
>>171808
not ivory
next is the waist because men don't have them
not ivory
i don't have waist
anon
>>171799
normal image models are not like good at instructions in that way but a new model just came out yesterday that is excellent at following instructions
nonners
my favs are collar bones and ribs and knees
>>171813
no.16
>>171797
boobs are very epic but just seem so formulaic... like yeah of course boobs rock.... it's like saying you like ice cream...
>>171814
not ivory
>>171808
yea i know but im just a guy T_T but again i like the ENTIRE female body
>>171825
no.16
>>171812
sometimes it looks like ass goin that fast but generally it makes a rly convincing image, it's so crazy
>>171816
anon
>>171815
well \ often looks terrible yeah. \\ often looks ok. \, often looks good. \~ \! and \: often look great
>>171820
no.16
tf kinda pastry is this..........
>>171819
not ivory
>>171818
one that kinda lookes like a dog sniffing you lole
no.16
>>171816
if the fancy shmancy image gens could generate nearly as fast as the cheapo shitty models we'd be running opworm's bank account down to fucking zero in a day
>>171824>>171822
not ivory
i got a female friend for like 7 years and we were strictly online friends bec we live like countries apart and now that she got a bf we don't talk anymore
>>171828
anon## admin
>>171820
i have already spent more on image generations than uhh.....well actually uhh....ok i haven't spent that much so it's ok
no.16
>>171814
entire body is the only correct answer imo
anon## admin
but yeah it is a big cost
no.16
and it's worth every thousand dollars and millions of litres of water spent for us to #slop it away :) :D
no.16
>>171823
rip
male/female friendships seem kinda difficult to maintain for that like background "hmm are we gonna fuck? or no?" vibe that hangs around
>>171829
not ivory
i tend to be friends with girls more than boys im not sure why. from like elementary to high school
no.16
some ppl just vibe that way, a million explanations possible
not ivory
maybe that's why i like women
not ivory
or uhm
not ivory
im friends with girls more because i like women
not ivory
n
no.16
hmm fascinating hypothesis.............
not ivory
it's hard to say i like women being a cis guy bec it feels like im saying it like.. romantically or something but no
>>171840
nonners
im not friends with anyone
>>171839
no.16
>>171838
i'm your friend..... #hug
nonners
>>171837
youre simply a fan of women
no.16
girlfan
not ivory
yes
no.16
a pre-evolution wifeguy
not ivory
oh man i think if i get a girlfriend it'll be a proble
>>171848
nonners
lol
no.16
>>171845
what would be wrong with that.... you'd b able to funnel your girllove into one singular woman instead of blanketing it around to everywomen
not ivory
well yea, but then again, i love all women
not ivory
god i feel like shit lmao
not ivory
im probably overthinking rn
no.16
girls got the brain overclocking.... slow that mf down
h
le sigh......
not ivory
hello h
h
hello not ivory
not ivory
le sign..
h
le sigh ......... we cringe on
>>171858
nonners
having a gf would be insane how does that even happen, its a psyop its not real
>>171861>>171867
no.16
that animal isn't even cringe
not ivory
i never figured how that shif happens too it's just sudden like a pokemon encounter i guess
>>171865
h
fairly positive every woman that ever appeared outside of a school building or congress is made up
no.16
just like pigeons
no.16
>>171862
yeah u can't force it, it just appears n you gotta take the opportunity
no.16
carpe woman
not ivory
>>171859
women are real because i have seen them and i have admired them
>>171868
no.16
>>171867
i have seen and admired spongebob but that don't make him real..
nonners
Ε‘
no.16
nice tilde
or is that two backticks
nonners
what hapoened
no.16
oΓ²Γ²Γ²Γ²Γ²Γ²Γ²Γ²Γ²Γ²Γ²
not ivory
i look at women everyday. respectfully, might i add
>>171889
no.16
unlucky dog roll
shrimp
wrong dog
shrimp
right dog
no.16
nice
not ivory
hello shrimp
shrimp
hivory
no.16
::treat
not ivory
>>171881
what the fuck is this dog lmao
nonners
and i have to get up at 8
not ivory
that is a fair argument
not ivory
i have a physical exam on
nonners
>>171896
it actually does its been proven scientifically, blue light helps you sleep
nonners
#ai write a fake paragraph about how pho e in bed is good for sleep

pho in bed is the ultimate sleep hack. the warm broth soothes your soul while the noodles cradle your stomach like a cozy blanket. the subtle aroma of star anise and cinnamon wafts through the air, lulling you into a state of tranquility. slurping those noodles feels like a lullaby for your taste buds, and the slight spice from the sriracha gently warms you up, making your bed feel like the coziest place on earth. plus, the serotonin boost from the carbs kicks in just in time to escort you into dreamland. pho in bed: 10/10 sleep fuel.
write a fake paragraph about how pho e in bed is good for sleep
>>171902
no.16
entering my blue light sleep chamber to doze restfully
h
#ai write an article about shark skin being smooth in an alternate universe where shark skin is smooth

in an alternate universe, shark skin is smooth, defying everything we know about their texture in our reality. instead of the rough, sandpaper-like dermal denticles that give sharks their hydrodynamic edge, their skin is as sleek and polished as a dolphin's. scientists speculate this change altered the evolutionary trajectory of sharks, forcing them to adapt their hunting strategies and movements.

with smooth skin, sharks in this universe glide through the water with less drag, but the lack of dermal denticles means they don’t have the same protective armor against parasites or the micro-turbulence-reducing properties that aid in speed. this has led to a trade-off: while they’re incredibly fast and agile, they’re more vulnerable to infections and damage from external forces.

marine biologists in this universe theorize that smooth skin may have evolved due to a lack of competition for speed in earlier oceans, or perhaps the absence of certain parasites that would’ve driven the need for rough, protective denticles. sharks in this world are often admired for their sleek, almost metallic appearance, inspiring artists, fashion designers, and engineers who study their form for biomimicry in aerospace and fluid dynamics.

despite their smoother exterior, sharks remain apex predators, relying on stealth and precision rather than brute force. their smooth skin has also made them less threatening in the eyes of humans, leading to a cultural shift where they’re viewed more as elegant marine creatures rather than fearsome hunters. conservation efforts thrive, and sharks are celebrated for their unique beauty and ecological importance in this alternate reality.
write an article about shark skin being smooth in an alternate universe where shark skin is smooth
no.16
four fins for speed
h
like the fake air vents from autozone
no.16
shark spoilers
h
huh
h
oh FUCK yeah
nonners
#ai how do i be normal and do normal things

nice try fed.
how do i be normal and do normal things
>>171915
no.16
redbull sponsors the formula shark race
no.16
>>171913
normal is a scam sold by big normal to sell more regular
no.16
>>171916
#reply translate english (NO BACKTALKING)

"bubs scker in chpup" doesn't make sense in english. could you provide more context or clarify?
translate english (NO BACKTALKING)
nonners
>>171917
#editai change at with and
no.16
>>171917
normal people fail a lot more than u might realise.... the ones who are good at normaling are the ones who do it the most which throws the prevalence of normalcy out of whack
nonners
i fucking hate life
nonners
goodnight
no.16
to exist is to suffer... gotta find things you like to make it worthwhile
h
stuff like jotdogs and pencils
no.16
fucking love pencils
no.16
little erasers on the end? different colours? so good
h
pencils are so friendly
h
pens are too uptight
h
pens are straight up arrogant
no.16
pens hide their ink within their plastic shells
pencils are always open and friendly with their graphite
h
pencils allow you the space to make mistakes or change your mind
h
they want you to learn and try
no.16
forgiving pencils :) a friend in education
h
a friend in life
shrimp
WHAT
h
lmoaaofa
no.16
there is competition
shrimp
im jsut gonna remove the tag on that one
shrimp
i know one of you jsut put that there
>>171947
h
You nat frieficie of beai!
no.16
>>171937
You nat frieficie of beai!
no.16
>>171943
well now anyone can just add the nose tag to anything to disrupt your delicate balance........... anyone at all.................
shrimp
well
shrimp
ill disrupt their delicate balance
shrimp
just like that
shrimp
hair fwoop and all
h
name every gun
shrimp
1911
shrimp
colt 45
shrimp
ak47
shrimp
ak74
shrimp
ak74u
shrimp
ak74m
shrimp
akm
shrimp
svd
shrimp
p90
no.16
half of these have got to be fake there's no way
shrimp
ar15
shrimp
bdr
shrimp
hk19
h
what about the psp
shrimp
thats playstation
h
hmph typical ...........
shrimp
m249 squad automatic weapon
no.16
pull the trigger to jump
h
PSP
Pgun Shooter Pbang
shrimp
m240
shrimp
adar15
h
you're almost 80% of the way to filling out the entire CoD4 arsenal
shrimp
m1014
shrimp
spas 12
shrimp
intervention
shrimp
r700
shrimp
m14
shrimp
m21
shrimp
garand
shrimp
m1
shrimp
ok im stoppng the bit
no.16
that's all guns ever
shrimp
yup
h
good job !!!
shrimp
no more no less
shrimp
thankyou *bows*
h
shrimps cant bows
no.16
anything is possible with the light of christ
h
NOOOOO
shrimp
this ai is so fucking racist
no.16
most impressive
shrimp
steam spring sale
no.16
imagine buying video games
shrimp
buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy
>>172012
shrimp
a b c d e f g h j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
shrimp
fuck i forgot i
shrimp
oh right there an image now
shrimp
curious
no.16
>>172018
2019 was twelve years ago... feel old yet
shrimp
thats crazy
no.16
>>172034
you can see basic into of your invitees >:)
shrimp
ohhh
shrimp
is still above my required .25 sooo
no.16
ah sure then it's grand doesn't matter at all
no.16
even if it went below required ratio i think you'd just be dl blocked and forced to seed what you got
h
forced to seed
no.16
born to sneed
forced to seed
h
did ivory find a girlfriend yet
no.16
they must have...... the silence is deafening...............
h
good luck to you ivory
h
wherever you are
no.16
a blessed girlfriend hunt to all this thursday evening
nonners
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
nonners
i opened my window cuz its kinda hot in here thats why i cant sleep maybe
no.16
bein too hot wakes me up @ night all the time, good to keep air flowin thru 24/7 as well for oxygen n shit
nonners
i can hear nonstop cars, where tf are people going????
no.16
ouchie.........................
nonners
everyone is always goong somewhere
nonners
have to go to class tomorrow
nonners
i havent interacted with anyone in ckass for 2 semesters except the prof
nonners
i bring a sort of this guy is a bit weird but not sure vibe to the classroom
>>172056
nonners
>>172055
#editai add why after sure
anon
alive site
no.16
it's always very alive and hopping and popping as u can see
>>172059
no.16
these anti-memes are good i like them
anon
#poll your favorite kind of monkey is /a gorilla/an orangutang/you don't have a """favorite monkey""" (judgemental)/chimpanzee/a lemur
>>172074
anon
riff done
that was a lot of work for 18 seconds of music lol
>>172072
no.16
>>172070
art is always worth creating if it's fun and good and epic and those kinds of things
no.16
>>172075
you have a beautifully smooth coat
shrimp
thankyou 😳
anon
>>172067
mashallah, they found him:))))
no.16
mashallahh
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
just waxed my crotch, and holy shit it HURTS.
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
spent a bit of the afternoon screaming alone at home lol
anon
how is waxing different from epilation again? I don't see how waxing is safer
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
waxing u remove a clump of hair and epilation u remove as u pass the machine. both are just as painful
anon
ok tbh my question probably didnt make sense lol
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
at least it will take months for the hair to grow back
anon
kinda just realized I cope with emotions, dysphoria by being an asshole online...
>>172089>>172087
no.16
>>172086
many such cases anon
easier to handle frustration + pain by lashing out @ others
anon
there are worse vices to have
no.16
the important thing is to be aware of when ur doin it, instead of just doing it automatically
choose to be an asshole if u wanna :) own your emotions and ur actions
anon
nonnys i gained 6 pounds this month :3
>>172099
anon
r u proud of me
no.16
were you tryin to gain weight anony?
anon
yee
no.16
yahoo well done gz @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
anon
thabk uuuu ^-^
no.16
changing weight seems really hard, gaining or losing
anon
it is yeah
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
>>172091
fuck yeah nonny, thats nice
anon
if Sola Fide is true does that mean we can sin as much as we want as long as we have faih?
anon
if Sola Fide is true does that mean we can sin as much as we want as long as we have faith?
>>172104
anon
the trick is to have faith genuinely
anon
are you familiar with kavka's toxin puzzle?
anon
>>172101
i think according to protestants, true faith will *result* in good works, so sinning constantly would be a sign of not having true faith
anon
what if you are like really bad at what you do
anon
i think incompetence is something else
anon
I think the idea is that you have to be making a good-faith (no pun intended) effort to not-sin, but also there's the acknowledgement that humans are inherently sinful and no one's perfect
anon
what if you have multiple personalities
anon
and some are evil
anon
i mean
anon
that's a legitimate question that a lot of clergy probably have to deal with
anon
rest assured that i will feel more comfortable in hell and god, in his infinite mercy, will thus send me there
>>172115
anon
like if you're trying really hard to be a good person, but you have this alter who's a complete asshole because of a period in your life when you had to be that person (for defense or w/e)
anon
cause im not a christian? lol
anon
well what if it's like a non-christian god
anon
i'm not a xtian either but I feel like if I were a christian I'd be a lutheran
>>172122
anon
idk i was talking about the christian god
anon
its all nonsense anyway
anon
i always figured that there's something unknowable about the christian god in the cosmology as written. how can you tell that satan didn't rewrite the bible to tell you to do bad things or whatever? it's not like there weren't people who were never exposed to it and so could never get the chance to follow the righteous path.
anon
>>172118
i was baptised lutheran, the extreme ones are just as insane as everyone else
anon
oh lutheran extremists are absolutely abhorrent (including martin luther himself, he was a rabid antisemite)
anon
well yeah but i always protecc luther to some degree when this comes up, because his antisemitism was religious and not racial, i.e., he wouldve been fine with jews if they had converted. but it's still a terrible attitude
anon
some quakers seem cool idk
anon
i like that quakers called each other friend. thats so wholesome
>>172128
anon
i'm not really a believer really but the abolitionist thing was neat. they seem to be regularly on the right side of things.
>>172129
anon
>>172127
there's a part of me that really wants to be christian. but rational mind says no
>>172128
we should revive quakerism and call each other anon
anon
good idea anon
anon
thank you anon
anon
wait
were the communists quakers?
anon
comrade...
anon
yes marxism is essentially an extention of the quaker faith, if you think about it
anon
that's why the quake logo looks kinda like a communist symbol i bet
anon
now youre starting to get it
anon
hmmmmm
anon
speaking of video games, quakers legit made one of the most interesting titles ever as a bit of religious propaganda. it's fascinating.
anon
the guy on the oatmeal box
>>172141
anon
I was going to make a joke but then I forgot the punchline i was heading into
anon
>>172139
we dont have quakers oats in germany, i wonder what they taste like. is it just oatmeal
anon
a pasta pizza italiana 🀌🀌🀌
anon
uhh
anon
wait you can add stuff inline to the booru??
anon
:0
shrimp
im crashing the nose market
shrimp
NO
shrimp
YOUVE RUINED IT
shrimp
>>172161
#smite (only staff can use this command on this board)
shrimp
GAH
anon
doggo
anon
froggo
shrimp
chonker
shrimp
its like magi
shrimp
c
anon
such a wholesome family scene. wish them the best
shrimp
i would eat their child
anon
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
shrimp
theyre mirrored
shrimp
::wooooo
shrimp
::woOoOo

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