hello not ivory

le sigh ......... we cringe on

having a gf would be insane how does that even happen, its a psyop its not real

that animal isn't even cringe

fairly positive every woman that ever appeared outside of a school building or congress is made up

just like pigeons

>>171862
yeah u can't force it, it just appears n you gotta take the opportunity

carpe woman

>>171867
i have seen and admired spongebob but that don't make him real..

ő

nice tilde
or is that two backticks

what hapoened

oòòòòòòòòòòò

>>171873
evidence?

>>171873
how do you know

unlucky dog roll

wrong dog

>>171877
what is his problem?

right dog

nice

>>171882
he wants a treat

hivory

::treat

>>171876
i look at cartoon but they're not real

i cant fucki g sleep

and i have to get up at 8

>>171896
it actually does its been proven scientifically, blue light helps you sleep

#ai write a fake paragraph about how pho e in bed is good for sleep

pho in bed is the ultimate sleep hack. the warm broth soothes your soul while the noodles cradle your stomach like a cozy blanket. the subtle aroma of star anise and cinnamon wafts through the air, lulling you into a state of tranquility. slurping those noodles feels like a lullaby for your taste buds, and the slight spice from the sriracha gently warms you up, making your bed feel like the coziest place on earth. plus, the serotonin boost from the carbs kicks in just in time to escort you into dreamland. pho in bed: 10/10 sleep fuel. write a fake paragraph about how pho e in bed is good for sleep

entering my blue light sleep chamber to doze restfully

#ai write an article about shark skin being smooth in an alternate universe where shark skin is smooth

in an alternate universe, shark skin is smooth, defying everything we know about their texture in our reality. instead of the rough, sandpaper-like dermal denticles that give sharks their hydrodynamic edge, their skin is as sleek and polished as a dolphin's. scientists speculate this change altered the evolutionary trajectory of sharks, forcing them to adapt their hunting strategies and movements.

with smooth skin, sharks in this universe glide through the water with less drag, but the lack of dermal denticles means they don’t have the same protective armor against parasites or the micro-turbulence-reducing properties that aid in speed. this has led to a trade-off: while they’re incredibly fast and agile, they’re more vulnerable to infections and damage from external forces.

marine biologists in this universe theorize that smooth skin may have evolved due to a lack of competition for speed in earlier oceans, or perhaps the absence of certain parasites that would’ve driven the need for rough, protective denticles. sharks in this world are often admired for their sleek, almost metallic appearance, inspiring artists, fashion designers, and engineers who study their form for biomimicry in aerospace and fluid dynamics.

despite their smoother exterior, sharks remain apex predators, relying on stealth and precision rather than brute force. their smooth skin has also made them less threatening in the eyes of humans, leading to a cultural shift where they’re viewed more as elegant marine creatures rather than fearsome hunters. conservation efforts thrive, and sharks are celebrated for their unique beauty and ecological importance in this alternate reality. write an article about shark skin being smooth in an alternate universe where shark skin is smooth

>>171899
lol

four fins for speed

like the fake air vents from autozone

shark spoilers

huh

>>171909
now THAT shark is FAST

oh FUCK yeah

#ai how do i be normal and do normal things

nice try fed. how do i be normal and do normal things

redbull sponsors the formula shark race

>>171913
normal is a scam sold by big normal to sell more regular

bubs scker in chpup

normal ppl are like they just do things at it works

>>171916
#reply translate english (NO BACKTALKING)

"bubs scker in chpup" doesn't make sense in english. could you provide more context or clarify? translate english (NO BACKTALKING)

>>171917
#editai change at with and

>>171917
normal people fail a lot more than u might realise.... the ones who are good at normaling are the ones who do it the most which throws the prevalence of normalcy out of whack

i fucking hate life

goodnight

to exist is to suffer... gotta find things you like to make it worthwhile

stuff like jotdogs and pencils

fucking love pencils

little erasers on the end? different colours? so good

pencils are so friendly

pens are too uptight

pens are straight up arrogant

pens hide their ink within their plastic shells
pencils are always open and friendly with their graphite

pencils allow you the space to make mistakes or change your mind

they want you to learn and try

forgiving pencils :) a friend in education

a friend in life

WHAT

lmoaaofa

there is competition

im jsut gonna remove the tag on that one

i know one of you jsut put that there

You nat frieficie of beai!

>>171937
You nat frieficie of beai!

>>171943
well now anyone can just add the nose tag to anything to disrupt your delicate balance........... anyone at all.................

well

ill disrupt their delicate balance

with a gun

>>171950
#check (no repeating digits)

just like that

hair fwoop and all

shrimp do you like guns

>>171955
yeah theyre cool

name every gun

1911

colt 45

mp5

ak47

ak74

ak74u

ak74m

akm

svd

p90

pkm

half of these have got to be fake there's no way

ar15

bdr

>>171961
that's a file format
>>171969
pokemon

hk19

what about the psp

thats playstation

hmph typical ...........

m249 squad automatic weapon

pull the trigger to jump

PSP
Pgun Shooter Pbang

m240

adar15

you're almost 80% of the way to filling out the entire CoD4 arsenal

m1014

spas 12

intervention

r700

m14

m21

garand

m1

ok im stoppng the bit

that's all guns ever

yup

good job !!!

no more no less

thankyou *bows*

shrimps cant bows

anything is possible with the light of christ

explain this >>172001

NOOOOO

this ai is so fucking racist

most impressive

>>172001
i like this one better

>>172003
#kick

steam spring sale

imagine buying video games

buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy

>>172011
#invert

a b c d e f g h j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

fuck i forgot i

>>172015
#give
\\gold star

>>172015
#textflip

oh right there an image now

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

curious

>>172018
2019 was twelve years ago... feel old yet

thats crazy

>>172031
not a good sign

>>172031
how are you looking at my ratio

>>172034
you can see basic into of your invitees >:)

ohhh

is still above my required .25 sooo

ah sure then it's grand doesn't matter at all

even if it went below required ratio i think you'd just be dl blocked and forced to seed what you got

forced to seed

born to sneed
forced to seed

did ivory find a girlfriend yet

they must have...... the silence is deafening...............

good luck to you ivory

wherever you are

a blessed girlfriend hunt to all this thursday evening

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i opened my window cuz its kinda hot in here thats why i cant sleep maybe

bein too hot wakes me up @ night all the time, good to keep air flowin thru 24/7 as well for oxygen n shit

i can hear nonstop cars, where tf are people going????

ouchie.........................

everyone is always goong somewhere

have to go to class tomorrow

i havent interacted with anyone in ckass for 2 semesters except the prof

i bring a sort of this guy is a bit weird but not sure vibe to the classroom

>>172055
#editai add why after sure

alive site

it's always very alive and hopping and popping as u can see

>>172059
this is me if you even care

these anti-memes are good i like them

>>172060
cute...

#poll your favorite kind of monkey is /a gorilla/an orangutang/you don't have a """favorite monkey""" (judgemental)/chimpanzee/a lemur

orangutang gang

>>172070
art is always worth creating if it's fun and good and epic and those kinds of things

>>172074
thats me

>>172075
you have a beautifully smooth coat

thankyou 😳

>>172067
mashallah, they found him:))))

mashallahh

just waxed my crotch, and holy shit it HURTS.

spent a bit of the afternoon screaming alone at home lol

how is waxing different from epilation again? I don't see how waxing is safer

waxing u remove a clump of hair and epilation u remove as u pass the machine. both are just as painful

ok tbh my question probably didnt make sense lol

at least it will take months for the hair to grow back

kinda just realized I cope with emotions, dysphoria by being an asshole online...

>>172086
many such cases anon
easier to handle frustration + pain by lashing out @ others

there are worse vices to have

the important thing is to be aware of when ur doin it, instead of just doing it automatically
choose to be an asshole if u wanna :) own your emotions and ur actions

nonnys i gained 6 pounds this month :3

r u proud of me

were you tryin to gain weight anony?

yee

yahoo well done gz @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

thabk uuuu ^-^

changing weight seems really hard, gaining or losing

it is yeah

>>172091
fuck yeah nonny, thats nice

if Sola Fide is true does that mean we can sin as much as we want as long as we have faih?

if Sola Fide is true does that mean we can sin as much as we want as long as we have faith?

the trick is to have faith genuinely

are you familiar with kavka's toxin puzzle?

what if you are like really bad at what you do

I think the idea is that you have to be making a good-faith (no pun intended) effort to not-sin, but also there's the acknowledgement that humans are inherently sinful and no one's perfect

what if you have multiple personalities

and some are evil

i mean

that's a legitimate question that a lot of clergy probably have to deal with

like if you're trying really hard to be a good person, but you have this alter who's a complete asshole because of a period in your life when you had to be that person (for defense or w/e)

>>172113
how come?

well what if it's like a non-christian god

i'm not a xtian either but I feel like if I were a christian I'd be a lutheran

i always figured that there's something unknowable about the christian god in the cosmology as written. how can you tell that satan didn't rewrite the bible to tell you to do bad things or whatever? it's not like there weren't people who were never exposed to it and so could never get the chance to follow the righteous path.

oh lutheran extremists are absolutely abhorrent (including martin luther himself, he was a rabid antisemite)

some quakers seem cool idk

i'm not really a believer really but the abolitionist thing was neat. they seem to be regularly on the right side of things.

>>172126
frens

good idea anon

wait
were the communists quakers?

comrade...

that's why the quake logo looks kinda like a communist symbol i bet

hmmmmm

speaking of video games, quakers legit made one of the most interesting titles ever as a bit of religious propaganda. it's fascinating.

the guy on the oatmeal box

I was going to make a joke but then I forgot the punchline i was heading into

a pasta pizza italiana 🤌🤌🤌

>>172144
waow

>>172144
im proud of her

wait you can add stuff inline to the booru??

:0

im crashing the nose market

NO

YOUVE RUINED IT

IMPOSTER NOSE :DDDD

>>172161
#smite (only staff can use this command on this board)

GAH

doggo

froggo

chonker

its like magi

c

i would eat their child

theyre mirrored

#booru (link to booru image) wOoOo curse tranner_magic

::wooooo

::woOoOo

hehe

i cant count

whoever 3d modeled her is such a legend

worms/libras, i am tired

never

im anti nap pilled too

zzzzz

>>172220
i think hes kinda a grifter though

the grift pays more duh

#ai how much do psychiatrists make in the usa in 2025

as of now, specific data for 2025 psychiatrist salaries in the usa isn't available. however, in 2023, psychiatrists typically earn between $220,000 and $300,000 annually, depending on location, experience, and practice setting. projections suggest similar or slightly higher ranges for 2025, assuming trends continue. always check updated labor stats or professional orgs for precise figures. nice try fed. how much do psychiatrists make in the usa in 2025

I think like 180,000

wow

marksworm

u r u r

tldr on Dr k?

you can be dr non ill follow ur advice

radically different currency values seem so odd to me, intuitively. like, i remember reading that japanese programmers often make around 30k a year, in dollars. i kind of doubt they're that much worse.

mbe I should watch

phone about to die though

omg he has the hair too he dressed up as it

>>172242
fr fr how tf are things so cheap in other places too