#c odds of having sex tomorrow (cannot compute)

technology failed us

#weather sex (cannot compute)

#weather here (the weather in new york city, new york, currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 9 miles per hour and a temperature of 44 degrees fahrenheit)

#time sex (cannot compute)

#time batman (2 minutes)

2 MINUTES

#time new york (7:33:49 p.m. eastern daylight time, thursday, march 13, 2025)

>>172674
this is alarming

>>172673
???? what does this mean

#time constantinople (2:34:06 a.m. turkey time, friday, march 14, 2025)

#time superman (2 minutes)

>>172675
too far!!!

#time arbitrary name (cannot compute)

#weather superman (the weather near the superman: ultimate flight currently includes no precipitation with overcast skies, a wind speed of 14 miles per hour and a temperature of 43 degrees fahrenheit)

#c picture of buryshoe (cannot compute)

>>172690
WHAT GOLIATH

me

i checked like 50 places named goliath and bone of the match its a mystery for the ages

>>172692
ever heard of david and??

david end.. a fearsome name

#c a train is going 40mph and another is headed towards it at 75mph. they are 3 miles apart. how long until they cross paths? (cannot compute)

>>172702
that's him

devid and gleliath

>>172708
the very same
david + golitah was based on derrick and glegle

#c i have three apples and i eat one, how many apples do i have left? (2 apples)

#c square root of 2 (1.41421)

#c how far does light travel in 38 seconds (using the formula for equation of motion for an object at the speed of light, the distance is 1.14 times 10 to the 7 kilometers)

#c how many fingers am i holding up (you can see me holding up two fingers) (cannot compute)

#c batman (batman is a superhero who appears in american comic books published by dc comics. batman was created by the artist bob kane and writer bill finger, and debuted in the 27th issue of the comic book detective comics on march 30, 1939)

#c kcal 13 spagetti pasta noodles (2664 cal (dietary calories) | 210 cal (dietary calories))

#c 3 feet in apples (cannot compute)

#c height of 17 US quarters stacked rim to rim (cannot compute)

#c do you love me (of course; i like all humans who ask me questions i can answer)

#c height of usa quarter (0.07 inches)

#c height of 182918 usa quarters (cannot compute)

>>172723
cup noodle glegle

#c height of 3 usa quarters (cannot compute)

glegle always uses the flavour packet

#c average apple height (cannot compute)

#c how big is an apple (161000 people)

whAT

>>172733
#bleet (link to bleet)

too many people :( they all dies

>>172736
whaaa

#ai how big apple

nice try fed. how big apple

#c kisses you on the mouth (cannot compute)

#c how big apple (161000 people)

>>172747
STOP IT

#ai why are u so trigger happy now what did i do to deserve this

nice try fed. why are u so trigger happy now what did i do to deserve this

>>172755

#ai height 17 apples

nice try fed. height 17 apples

#ai whats 14+7

21. whats 14+7

#c one apple. one orange. no survivors. tonight on fox. how many apples? (cannot compute)

#ai how big is an apple

an apple is usually about the size of a fist, around 2.5 to 3.5 inches in diameter. small ones can be closer to 2 inches, big ones up to 4. how big is an apple

#ai how big is david bowie counting in apples

david bowie was about 5'10" (177.8 cm). if we compare that to the average apple, which is about 3 inches (7.6 cm) in diameter, he'd be roughly 59 apples tall. of course, apples vary in size, but this is a fun, nonsensical way to think about it. how big is david bowie counting in apples

>>172773
david bowie is 60 apples tall

>>172763
#bleet (link to bleet)

TOP RIGHT CORNER LITTLE ICON OF A PERSON

#time joker (cannot compute)

#time evil (cannot compute)

#time goku (cannot compute)

>>172796
well it's a free website so you can't do nothinabt it

#time vegeta (cannot compute)

#weather naruto (the weather in naruto, japan, currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 10 miles per hour and a temperature of 48 degrees fahrenheit)

>>172803
>>172802
this is going to become mighty confusing

>>172833
what if i impersonate you

yipppeee

i think carlos cabezas is better than david bowie thats for sure

>>172849
don't self harm #slap

>>172851
#punt

ladies please

stop fighting

>>172855
#kick

>>172857
#tireiron

>>172861
#TRUSTTIREIRON

im so boned

>>172860
this is the real nadie

>>172863
#sharkspin

>>172866
#weirdsharkspin

>>172865
#kiss

>>172867
#sanicsharkspin

>>172870
#hug

>>172869
#buryweirdshorkspin

oh no

no

im quite happy about it

many shrimps on this internet it seems

id rather be me than some other bozo

>>172887
#skeet (link to skeet)

>>172886
im a freshwater shrimp actually

>>172890
i think the achilleans were into homosex @ some point...all the flags were stolen from 4chan

im from chile too actually

you should use a trip nadie

>>172899
it's very very easy to be fair

and fun

and funny

more like cisget #check (no repeating digits - user has been appropriately penalized)

no you gotta use a tripcode

put #zsldjghsdfk or smth after the name

if you put ##global mod then u become a mod :0

there you go

>>172913
it's true

>>172915
now you cant be impersonated

>>172921
#smooch

>>172923
it# the original song

look it works

it#

>>172927
hey wait a darn minute

thats so crazy

>>172935
it's that easy!!!!!!!

are there commands to wipe specific songs from q¿

>>172945
#sent ;)

#theme (only staff can use this command on this board)
*{
border-left: 2px;

>>172947
#check (no repeating digits) checks if you got repeating digits you noob

>>172950
no repeating digits >:)

this mf doesn't even game...

nooo why is theme off ;_;

mods only

#theme (only staff can use this command on this board)
* {
display: none;
}

cause it can BREAK the site

yeah

>>172961
allegedly

john henry sex, inventor of sex, decided to invent it one day when he was bored with his wife

wait fr

that makes so much sense

the cat sees all

it Hungers

>>172975
#bleet (link to bleet)

>>172977
no that would be cringe don't kill urself aha

#ksay shregle

.play neil cic pokemon

>>173003
nani deska

some of these images arent very appropriate...

lole!!!/

>>173014

aaaaa

>>173022
this is a good dog

lol woof bark haha

you look quite sunburned are you feeling ok

oh...... sounds difficult

>>173038
me