>>174159
yesss thank you a fellow spider understander

the spiders nose

>>174161
omg the KING

>>174164
this is you

bwah :3

the king

::balls

>no balls

>>174173
bandito

.play [YouTube]

scaryh

4th???

what a twist

she has really nice knuckles

>>174184
NOOOO YOURE TAININTING THE NOSE POOL

>>174187
>:D

reeeeeeeee

popcorn shrimp

>>174191
ill turn you into popcorn

>>174183
is this like a weird compliment to tell someone

yeah kinda weird but not like creepy weird yk

ok, information updated

thats a good nose

LOAF

loaf

loaf

tag it loaf

thank you

damn, i thought i was gonna go one full day without firefox crashing for the first time but nope

cant have that

cant have nice things

>>174195
i'd smoke weed with konata

>>174124
it is confusing and uhh i think that whole thing started in italy a country that has a lot of issues with the fash

does the booru spam bother ppl i can go do it on a quieter board :P

>>174218
sames

.play [YouTube]

good bear

waow

woaw

wtf

bluetooth

me

::bingua

>>174247
#picflip

it's ten past 111

>>174251
#picflip (unsupported image format)

webp strikes again

.play sir we found the person who invented the webp format

"ohh but it's 20% smaller file size!!"
nobody even cares

#c vince macmahon net worth ($1.6 billion (us dollars))

woa

it worked

that's too much

i expected more

#c my net worth (cannot compute)

wait how is it that low actually

is wwe not big anymore

#c population of spain (47.5 million people)

wait i thought this was only for math stuff

#c how big is an apple (161000 people)

#c how much would it take to (cannot compute)

#c how can i commit tax fraud (cannot compute)

#c name one number (191535 people)

too many people

#computer name one number (191535 people)

#compute average penis size (15.1 cm (centimeters))

#c 15cm in inches (5.906 inches)

i only ate like 3 slices of pizza today

doesn't sound like a not nonners

soon i wont eat anything, i hate food

gotta eat somethin champ

if it ain't food then it's ur own bones

i feel better on empty stomach

food is tasty tho

good food taste nice and yummy

#ai are people with anorexia disgusted with food

people with anorexia often have a complicated and distressing relationship with food. it's not necessarily about disgust, though it can feel that way sometimes. more commonly, there's intense fear, guilt, or anxiety around eating, especially foods perceived as "bad" or high in calories. for many, food becomes tied to feelings of losing control, self-worth, or body image struggles. it’s not just about disliking food—it’s a mental health condition that deeply affects how they perceive food and their body. the experience varies from person to person, though. are people with anorexia disgusted with food

#ai is body always digesting some amount of food

pretty much, yeah. your digestive system is always working on something, even if it's just small amounts of leftovers from your last meal or even mucus in your stomach. it's a continuous process, especially since your stomach produces acid and enzymes regardless of whether you've eaten recently. but if you go a long time without eating, it’ll slow down and focus on other maintenance stuff until you eat again. is body always digesting some amount of food

the digestive system has been working so hard all these years

why do they still let people poop in the vape room

it's uncivilized

gotta do it somewhere

they should make a seperate room for that

until they do...

>>174293
#Ksay UwU

#ai where if anywhere can brutalist architecture be found in the continental united states region?

brutalist architecture can be found in various cities across the continental u.s. notable examples include:

- **boston city hall** in boston, ma
- **geisel library** at uc san diego in la jolla, ca
- **the habitat 67 complex** (specifically its influence) in montreal, but its style is echoed in u.s. designs
- **salk institute for biological studies** in la jolla, ca
- **the hirshhorn museum** in washington, d.c.
- **university of california, irvine** campus buildings in irvine, ca
- **paul rudolph’s yale art and architecture building** in new haven, ct
- **the met breuer** (formerly whitney museum) in new york, ny
- **ucla’s boa constrictor building** in los angeles, ca

brutalism is especially common in government buildings, universities, and cultural institutions. where if anywhere can brutalist architecture be found in the continental united states region?

>>174297

#ai why is the majority of brutalist architecture in california inside of the us?

brutalist architecture in california thrived mid-20th century due to several factors:
- post-wwii economic boom allowed for massive public and institutional projects.
- california's universities (uc system, etc.) expanded rapidly, often using brutalist designs for their functionality and cost-effectiveness.
- the state's modernist ethos aligned with brutalism's raw, utilitarian aesthetic.
- architects like paul rudolph and william pereira championed the style, leaving iconic buildings like the ucsd geisel library and the l.a. department of water and power headquarters.

also, california's growth and push for institutional buildings (public housing, govt offices, etc.) during that era made it a hotspot for brutalism. it’s not exclusive to california, but the state has a high concentration due to its history and development trends. why is the majority of brutalist architecture in california inside of the us?

hello

im ok

.play [YouTube]

anons i need an opinion, r eyebrow piercings clocky?

no

im thinkin about getting one

do it

#ai if I could reincarnate as a cis female by customizing my genetics, what height and weight would I have to be with a low testosterone body, in order to have a realistic chance of using untrained brute strength to defend myself from a 5'10 man whose a high testosterone blackbelt that abuses steroids??

uh, realistically, not gonna happen. the average female, even with low t, is unlikely to match the raw strength of a 5'10 male with high testosterone, blackbelt training, and steroid use. your best bet is focusing on self-defense techniques (like bjj, krav maga) or tools (pepper spray, taser) rather than brute strength. height/weight alone won't bridge that gap. prioritize skill and strategy over muscle if self-defense is your goal. if I could reincarnate as a cis female by customizing my genetics, what height and weight would I have to be with a low testosterone body, in order to have a realistic chance of using untrained brute strength to defend myself from a 5'10 man whose a high testosterone blackbelt that abuses steroids??

#ai Assuming a hormonally average woman with low testosterone and high estrogen, was somehow eight feel tall and 350 pounds with no health problems, what would her chances be of defeating a 20 year old mike tyson in a boxing match

assuming both fighters are following standard boxing rules, an 8-foot, 350-pound woman with no health issues would have a significant physical advantage over mike tyson at his prime. the sheer size, reach, and weight would make it extremely difficult for tyson to land meaningful strikes, and her strength would likely overpower him. tyson's speed and skill would still be a factor, but the size disparity would heavily favor the woman in this hypothetical matchup. Assuming a hormonally average woman with low testosterone and high estrogen, was somehow eight feel tall and 350 pounds with no health problems, what would her chances be of defeating a 20 year old mike tyson in a boxing match

i had surgery today and they gave me vicodin

hooweemama

omg dr house moment

for real very true

these things make me wanna hug strangers what the hell do they put in them

good surgery or bad thing happened and needed to be fixed surgery?

>>174317
both kinda
dental

>>174316
they distill heated blankets and mix them in with pill binders

>>174318
oh cool, hope it went well ^-^

wow that is very true that makes a lot of sense

>>174320
it did i was putting it off for so long
i feel 100x better about living

yay :DDD proud of u for finally getting it done!!

tysm anon

>>174324
#hug

>>174325
#hug

waow they took their makeup off

makeup or no glegle shines like a diamond

so true

my driver that was with
apparently the people who were seeing me could not decide if i was a boy or girl
even tho my license was never changed

thats fun

nonbinary remain winning

i was boymoding
i didnt realize the anesthesiologist had to put heart rate monitor probes on my torso
she seemed confused at the sports bra

i think im far enough along w/ hrt that i can do the ftm larp

if you're confusing people irl then i think so yeah

cis people don't seem to have the same clocking skillz so will see any amount of transness and just go w/whatever you tell them

"oh no i'm a detransitioning ftm. i'm a girl"

jkr really saved me im a hufflepuff :)))

i read harry potter and the weird asian girl made me realise iw asn't transgendler after all!! thank you ching chang

jesus christ lol

i think it's just very tropey

given the context of everything about HP being like
stereotypes and generally ignorant / bigoted
yeah but not inherently

like shes named cho change for same reason the banker goblins are called grabblers

>>174346
#editai change 'change' to 'chang'

i think its just because it's like historically relevant stereotypes

idk that dumb cunt doesnt get free passes on anything imo

>>174354
#editai make this kinder

>>174356
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Antisemitic_cartoons_and_illustrations

>>174357
rest up cis guy anon
you still need to find that girlfriend

your quest is not yet complete...........

#ai if you could modify your own genetics in ways not possible yet, how could you tweak yourself to even with normal female hormonal levels still be physically stronger than a 20 year old with abnormally high testosterone?

to max physical strength with normal female hormonal levels, you'd focus on optimizing muscle fiber composition, fast-twitch muscle activation, and energy utilization. tweak genes like MSTN (myostatin) to reduce muscle growth inhibition, increase ACTN3 expression for better fast-twitch fiber performance, and enhance ATP production efficiency. also modify connective tissue strength and joint stability to handle increased muscle force without injury. neuromuscular efficiency could be boosted for quicker, more powerful movement. this would let you outperform high-T individuals without messing with hormonal balance. if you could modify your own genetics in ways not possible yet, how could you tweak yourself to even with normal female hormonal levels still be physically stronger than a 20 year old with abnormally high testosterone?

>>174343
she also named the one black guy "kingsley shacklebolt" and the one irish guy "seamus finnigan"

imo jkr was never that good

Shes also extremely neoliberal and pro status quo

harry defeats le dark lord fascist who has infiltrated the entire ministry of magic (government) and then the next thing he does is join the fucking fbi analogue of that same govt. still opressive as fuck just not run by a literal fascist. and hermoiny is characterized as a whining wokescold for *checks notes* opposing slavery

#ai are there any synthetic chemicals that can increase muscle mass without increasing testosterone levels? Or do they theroetically exist, or would that require human genetic modification?

synthetic chemicals that increase muscle mass without boosting testosterone exist, but most are still experimental or have side effects. examples include:

- **myostatin inhibitors:** block myostatin, a protein that limits muscle growth. drugs like stamulumab have shown potential in animal studies but aren't widely available.
- **selective androgen receptor modulators (SARMs):** mimic some effects of testosterone on muscle without affecting other tissues as much. examples include ostarine and ligandrol, but they’re not fully approved for medical use and can have risks.
- **β2-adrenergic agonists:** like clenbuterol, can promote muscle growth and fat loss, but are banned in many places due to side effects.
- **peptide hormones:** like growth hormone secretagogues (e.g., mk-677) or hygetropin, but these can have broader systemic effects.

theoretically, genetic modification focusing on myostatin-related genes could also achieve this, but it’s not a widely accessible or ethical option currently. most of these methods still come with tradeoffs or unknown long-term effects. are there any synthetic chemicals that can increase muscle mass without increasing testosterone levels? Or do they theroetically exist, or would that require human genetic modification?

and her resolution to that hermoine plot is that the slaves actually like being slaves and dont know what to do once theyre free. dobby is an anomaly but actually most house elves just love being enslaved. it's pretty fucked yp

and the whole muggle opression thing, half blood or mudblood or all that shit, its NEVER adressed or resolved even tho voldemorts entire platform is based on it. harry kills the figurehead and then shrugs and goes "okey this is fine" to the operssive & abusive conditions that lead to someone like that gaining power in the first place

TBH >>174367 one of my fav things about morrowind is, the elves are so damn empowered and indepedent of humans and have a fuck human dominance attitude

different series I know... I dont like how in so many fantasy stories the elves are outranked by or subservient to the humans

if you read into all the analogies shes making shes basically saying fascism is bad because it is destabilizing, not because it's morally wrong to have an entire class of people be the permanent scapegoat

>>174368
>kill the figure head
finally back to normal guys :)

>>174371
#this

>>174371
>>174374
tbh one of the reasons i wanna use ai is to write a captivating story and like, outwrite jk rowling, write something longer than all her novels

oh god spit out AI slop books that are about the main characters transitioning and having sloppy transgender sex

if theres a semi ethical way to use ai thats it

#ai how tall does someone have to be, in order to weigh 300 pounds while being healthy lean and slender?

being 300 pounds while lean and slender isn't realistically achievable for most people, regardless of height. lean muscle mass is denser and takes up less space, but 300 lbs of pure muscle or low body fat would require an extremely rare, naturally massive frame and genetics, like an nfl lineman or strongman competitor. even then, they wouldn't be "slender." for a healthy individual, aiming for a lower weight with a reasonable body fat percentage is more realistic. weight alone isn't the best metric—body composition matters more. how tall does someone have to be, in order to weigh 300 pounds while being healthy lean and slender?

yeah literally that image >>174380

so fucking yrue

read rick riordan instead its the basically exact same thing (teenage kid realized theh have magic powers and goes to magic powers school, misadventures and saving the world follows) except hes based as fuck and super leftwing and he put like GNC and explicitly trans characters into his plot way before that was cool, like 2015 or something

#yrue

>>174383
ohhh yeah the percy jackson series..... always saw that around but never read it

>>174386
implying ai isn't training on the zillions of words on ao3 right this very moment

ok yeah that would fuck pretty hard

random asides in asterisks

>>174385
it actually great, i grew up with them and went back to them a year or two ago and like they def held up, theyre interesting even tho theyre written for children

and im one of those autists who gets mad if someone takes source material and fucks it up

And one of my autistic fixations is myths and like he doesnt fuck up the greek myths at all

Even tho he completly transforms them for the modern world like percy jackson looks at medusas reflection in his iphone screen instead of a shield and its somehow not cringe

top tier writer ^-^

also (sorry blog lore dump) he wrote the books because his kid was super adhd and dyslexia and felt really bad about himself because of it. and rick riordan wrote a series where adhd = battle instinct or whatever and dyslexia = proclivity to learn ancient greek. Like turning the disabilities into superpowers, its a really cool reason to write a book, hes so based trust believe

such nice book writing motivation.... when it's not all about the money it rly seems to take on a life of its own n be nice

art ~ money ~ ip law
these things should never mix..

fuck money
marry art
kill ip law

big agree

>>174399
based

>>174392
to be honest if someone is taking a source material and decides to change it wildly.... they should have just made an original idea instead of changing something that was made with intent....

>>174402
idk i dont rly believe in originality

I think there's like 50 total ideas and everyone figured them out in like 50,000BCE and everything is just a rerun

imo better to be honest about the source than butcher it, because there's always going to be a source

>>174403
i'm inclined to agree..... we don't have original thoughts, just combinations of thoughts we've picked up from other people
(who have picked them up from other ppl and so on and so on)

i guess it's just annoyin when i know something rly well and some adaptation changes a lot while pretending to be a recreation of it............ but i guess not all ideas fit in all heads, and some edges must be shaved off to fit those pegs in brainholes...

>>174407
yeah i completly agree

i mean idk the "reimagined myth" thing is personally very dear to me, especially because most of the really old fables and myths and religious texts are... not so good to read to kids. too much fornication and boozing and violence and incest and such

>>174409
yeah all the old stories are like violent as fuck.... they contain good messages and shit to remember thoujhghgh

but they are orgianlly all stories for kids we just have different sensibilities about whats okay to tell kids nowadays

So i think finding a way to keep them relevant and like a little cleaner and presenting them to kids is wonderful

i wonder how far you can clean up old myths and fables before they lose the core that made them worth telling and remembering

see: rick riordan, dbz, terry pratchett, etc

man i have GOT to read terry pratchet i keep hearing about his shit

they are SO GOOOD!!!!! do eet!!!!

gotta buy some @ my local bookshop

I wouldnt even call them like kids books, theyre written so a kid can read them but half the jokes and satire are gonna go right over a kids head

theyre still super engaging as an adult

easy to read hard to master

yeah exactly

If u want one to start with id say the color of magic i think

high skill ceiling anything is based as fuck

or whateverthe first one in the color of magic line is called, i think that's the first one tho

the rincewind plotline

[Wikipedia]

yeah seems like it's the first one

great introduction to the universe

But past that, u can read them in literally any order

in fact id encouruage u to completly ignore the order (after color of magic) and read the ones that satirize something interesting to you

hogswatch for holidays, the death series for death and mortality, going postal for like buerocracy, small gods for religion, etc

fuck yeah i'm gonna do it

buy some starter books tomorrow maybe..... do some errands, buy bookz.....

:DDD

hes also super politically based

trans characters WAY before anyone mainstream was acknowledging us as anything but a punchline

Two of them, one is a dwarf which is an all-male presenting species, (i forget if theyre sexed or hermaphrodidic) one of them decides to present female and its like a total anomaly

and another one about i think a troll or golem or something who decides to be a woman even tho theyre unsexed? i kinda forget that one tbh

the glabah

>>174439
halo 3

>>174439
sounds based as fuck regardless

h

Yeah and they're completely pro trans he never makes fun of them for being trans they make fun of the absurdity of the situation and other peoples reactions and shit but the books always firmly fall into the lesson that the characters who are quasi-trans are the normal ones and everyone else is being weird abt jt

>>174444
#check (checked) #check (checked) #check (checked) #check (checked)

>>174445
based as fuck tbqfhwy

yeahhhh

love terry pratvhett so fuckin much

.play [YouTube]

#ai tell me what a mtf cisgender transsexual would be like

a "mtf cisgender transsexual" is a contradictory term that doesn't make logical sense. "mtf" (male-to-female) refers to a transgender woman, someone assigned male at birth who identifies as female. "cisgender" means someone whose gender identity aligns with their sex assigned at birth. these terms are mutually exclusive. if you mean a transgender woman (mtf), that's someone who transitions from male to female. if you mean something else, clarify. tell me what a mtf cisgender transsexual would be like

A cisgender transsexual would be like a reaper from mass effect... a reality warping god... "A god — a real god — is a verb. Not some old man with magic powers. It's a force. It warps reality just by being there. It doesn't have to want to. It doesn't have to think about it. It just does"

#ai try to imagine a trans female cisgender man please try your hardest, biologically trans female but socially cisgender man

tbh, this kind of identity is super complex and nuanced, but let's break it down:

- biologically trans female: someone assigned male at birth who transitions to female, possibly including medical steps like hrt or surgeries.
- socially cisgender man: someone who publicly presents and identifies as a man, living within the societal norms and expectations associated with cisgender men.

so, imagining this person: they might have a female body (due to transitioning) but choose to live entirely as a man in social contexts, aligning with cisgender male roles, expectations, and presentations. it's a unique intersection of gender identity, expression, and biology, highlighting how deeply personal and varied gender can be.

it's rare, but identities like this show how gender isn't just one thing—it's a mix of how you feel, how you present, and how society sees you. try to imagine a trans female cisgender man please try your hardest, biologically trans female but socially cisgender man

im eating a salad

no reason

too late

i would never eat shrimp salad

i actually dont like shrimp

what

woof?

i only really like fish

::nose im this dog

one of these things is not like the other

i disagree

im very normal and well adjusted

tf2 sniper?

>>174506

>>174509
yeah but i dont know why ur saying it

>>174508
all australians are snipers

.play freak out song

disco command would be good

i got the same one TWICE

is this fucking real

old music is so weird

there was no dansen

you cant skip my song >:(

fixing what

oh

yeah theres a autoban for spamming